April 24, 2026 • 31 mins
In this episode of Chris Page and Amy Gerard, Chris and Amy chat about Anzac Day and its significance. They share their personal experiences attending the dawn service and the importance of remembering the sacrifices made by soldiers. They also introduce a new segment called "Dead or Alive," where they test each other's knowledge of celebrity status.
Plus Amy's got the inside scoop about the casting process on MAFs.
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Amy Gerard
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📸 @amy.gerard
Chris Page
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Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
I heart podcasts, hear more, kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free iHeart applag. Everybody's them though, It's God.
(00:38):
This is Chris and Amy in the morning. Kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Saturday. I'm good here bright
an day. I won't say happy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And did you get up and do the dawn service?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I didn't. I do the service every year at the footy.
They do like a good half hour beforehand with ex
service men and women and the horses and do they Yeah. Everything.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
My husband got my two boys up and took them
to the dawn service.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Very good if you've got a local.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, it's about eight minutes away. And I knew that
there was usually a good turnout, but I'm really like
quite taken back by how many people turned up.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I love seeing Anzac Day get stronger, and because as
the last veterans of World War one and two, you know,
have all died now, it is great seeing young people
sort of carry.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've actually done a few dawn services in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I feel like you've done.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I could sit this one out. I was like, oh, oh, babe,
Like as much as I love to come, you know,
I've got work.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So yeah, Well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well and surely back before I left, but also getting
Charlie up at that time. She's our little sleeping princess.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, it's rough. It's rough for me. It is lying
in the mud in France being shot at, you know,
with machine gun. It is probably tough too. But you've
done You've done your service.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I've done a lot of dawn services.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Actually, no, thank you for everything you've done for this Amy,
happy day, and thank you to all the troops and
service members still out there as well. We love you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I told you I've started to watch land Man Paramount.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's up there with probably one of my most favorite shows.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Now I'm getting into the billy bob scene. Now I
want to go to Texas. Yelly.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Remember I told you I have got like a weird
crush on him. He is not an attractive man, but
oh my gosh, his character in land Man.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Go there, d Dale. What about if I needed to
check with you every time I needed to take a piece?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wait? What about this the ringtone for his wife? Yeah,
it's like the Devil? So good?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
If you haven't watched land Man, please check it out.
I want to talk music. You know when you were
growing up as a kid, did your parents used to
play music all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, they had, but not a massive collection, but
they had their favorites. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So we always had the CDs and my parents are
really social. Always had people over and my mom and
dad would be like, you know, go and pick a CD.
And they loved Abba, huge Abba fans, but like John Denver,
huge John Denver. Do you remember Cat Stevens? I think
his name Cat Stevens.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes, my parents had a record player and there was
a Cat Stevens record. Yeah, Cat's in the Cradle.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah. And it got me thinking because it was my
dad's seventieth earlier this year, and I put together this
montage video of him and all the photos and videos
I'd taken up, and I was like, oh, what song
am I going to pick up and put over this video?
I went through like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and
it made me realize that all the music that they
used to listen to was like really wholesome and family
(03:50):
friendly Stones. Yeah, maybe they skipped Brown Sugar, maybe there
was one or two that I overlooked, but majority of
the music they listened to was family friendly the baby.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's the world world it is, isn't it? You just
go ah? I mean the song Missus Robinson from the
film The Graduate is about a girl's mother seducing her boyfriend.
But yes, but yeah, but it sounds wholesome, and they
don't go into the details. They don't musicians feel Sabrina
(04:23):
Carpenter doesn't just sort of allude to it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, I don't even think about that. But I think
about the music that I grew up listening to, and
I think if my kids were trying to make a
seventies video for my birthday, are they gonna put pony
genuine over the.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Top from your formative Well.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's kind of like the music that me and all
the girls listen to.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh I know this was these were your best years.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, right, your horny, let's do it right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The nineties R and B, which is your your wheelhouse
right with music. It was a very sexual time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Very sexual and it even like do you remember that
Little Kim song? How many licks? No, you can't play
that on the radio. How many licks does addict you
get to the center?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, little him?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What are you looking till you get to the center?
Is it a cream donut. I don't know, yes, And
then there was all the obviously we used to listen
to Dr Dre and it was all about smoking blunts.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
But it got worse than Little King because now there's
what's her face with the W A P. Who's the
one Cardi B Cardi?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, imagine when we're seventy and playing that
in the nursing home. Can you play that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah? No I can't. But basically what happened is a
little cat and now it's wet.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That song is absolutely vulgar, like if you actually listen
to the lyrics of it, you are just like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I know one that we even played it on the radio,
but the lyrics were the radio edit.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Was a different.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Remember my neck, my bag? Yeah, and I forget what
was the radio version. I'll see if I've got it,
because I want to know what it got changed.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Everybody in the nineties must have just been on heat.
All the rappers and the singer songwriters, they must have
just all been incredibly horny.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We don't even have my neck, my back. Oh, I'm
sure it got you soft, but yeah, they were horning
in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Remember you, ye shall we drown?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What are you drowning in mate?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Obviously the tears because they're so happy.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hey got a new segment for you. Amy. I know
you you're both skeptical and also very excited, so excited. Yeah,
here it is Chris and Amy. So it's called dead
or Alive. I say a name, You tell me if
they're dead or alive. We're gonna have a whole lot
of fun on the way.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Though, you know I'm crap with names.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, celebrities, everyone in general. We'll see you can play
along at home as well. See if you can beat
Amy at this foot Dead or Alive. Celebrity number one
is meat Loaf. Now we know he's great, big fat guy, so.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm assuming ken.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, he died at the MCG remember the AFL one
half time show. No, sorry, this is he died on stage.
He was like one of the worst Grand Final acts
of all time.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
He died on stage, No, Loaf.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, he didn't actually die on stage, like as in
you and you die on stage like your crap on stage.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, I never heard that he died on stage.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, I assume he died of a heart attack, is he?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Brown Bread he has gone in twenty twenty two at
age seventy five.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, it's not bad innings.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
For a big unit, for a big guy. Yeah, I
guess so.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Celebrity number two Michael Caine. You know Michael Caine. He's
in Batman.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, and yeah I like him.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah. And he's always emotional, mister Wayne.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
He was always around the edges.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, I can't do it, mister Wayne.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Wait, what are the movies is in?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He's in a bunch of old movies like The Italian Job.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And yes, yes, yes, I think he's dead too.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Michael Caine. Yeah, sorry, Michael. You'll be glad to know
that Michael Caine is alive and well and a podcaster
to our show.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
As well, So the podcast to our show.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And a listener to our podcast as well every week
Michael Caine.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, not, yes, he listens to our podcast. Yes, how
do you know that?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know, but you just said he was dead.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Sorry, Michael, My.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wife's favorite actor should be very upset.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sorry George as well.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
All right, Next celebrity that is the great Ossy Osbourne
where Black Sabbath is Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Sure I know that he's dead.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I saw him die.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Got that one, did you?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well? I didn't see him die, but I remember reading
about it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No matter what his death was.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I always assume it was an overdose.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
No, he was. He was clean for the end of
the years. He was totally drug munted, but from years,
but he was clean at the end.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh what did he die of? Then?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't know, But whatever whatever it was would be
too tame and disappointed. But the guy bit the head
off a live bat on stage, and he probably just
like died in his sleep or something boring.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You're like, yeah, he had like an aneurysm or something he.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Needed, like a fireball sort of scenario to go out. Yep, Okay,
two points, Amy Gerard for poor Michael Kane. Next celebrity
is Jerry Springer. We've been talking about the nineties.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That show You Are Not the Father.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Have you been watching The Math's Dinner Parties lately?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Reckon there?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Maybe borrowing a bit of Jerry's special source for the ratings.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I wasn't. I was never allowed to watch Jerry Springer
obviously big. He was like, forbid it, got.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
His friend's place right and tape it off. Channel ten
I loved it. Controversy throwing chairs, the.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Sisters having sex with the cousin, but the cousins also
related to the mum and the mum.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, and the size of some of those people, the
people had to bring on stage on a forklift, and
the board security guards. Steve even he was famous. It
was Steve, Steve Steve when he break up the fight.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
So the show has ended. I have no idea if
his whereabouts. I think he made bank and disappeared. I
say he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Jerry Springer, he did make bank, He made a lot
of money. He died a very rich man at age
seventy nine back in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, great Jerry Jerry.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, No, it's just sad, Jerry, Jerry gone gone. Tina turned,
you can't play this song.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I will get up and do the enough.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I know that's what I was hoping for. Can you
give us an answer while you dances dead? Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yees?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I remember reading that as well, So.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Died age eighty three. Okay, so with great innings for
a rock star life as well. I'm gonna Assumer Smoker
as well from the other voice. Okay, sure, she's on
the darts. Got that Sophie Monk. I've always hate, Hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Out Marge Simpson. What are Marge Simpson's sisters names?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Patty and Yep, we might be working with Sophie before
you know.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So in there this is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
They work a long way in events on TV shows,
don't they. Because we've just finished Maths. It is finished.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's yeah, it's wrapping up and on absolutely horrendous season.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It's like watching Ben hur But you know what they are.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They're already doing auditions.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yes, well it's back next year.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Everyone, Yeah, so what they actually have to do? And
I actually have the inside skin because I have a
girlfriend who has applied. A lot of us are on
the fence about like, oh do you really want to
go on it? Just based on how horrendous this season was.
But I also think it might actually work in her
favor because this year was so diabolical and everyone was
(12:29):
kind of up in arms about it. I think that
the producers and end them all Shine will have no
other option but to clean it up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, they've got it. They can go two ways, right
for next year? They either go lower. I don't know
that you really, I don't know that you can. You
always can, but do you want to like surely they
go right? I think we've hit the bottom there with
the class, the color, these people. Let's make it classy again.
Get some nice, normalish people on there, who and then
(13:00):
the audience will sort of buy into it because as
much as it rates well and people love watching these
tarts and morons throw wine at each other, can't crashes.
Don't care if these people find happiness or not right
because they're awful. But if you put some nice people on,
I think you have to have to get invested.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I think you have to have a bit of a balance.
Like if it's all just sunshine and roses and romance
and loved up couples who are all very pleasant to
each other, people might get.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
A little bit boy a couple of time. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, there has to be one or two clinically insane
people on there. But one of my girlfriends, she applied,
she's had zoom call after zoom call, she's had a
meeting and actually gone in and met with them face
to face, and they do not leave any stone unturned,
like they are asking very personal.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Questions because it keeps happening. It happened with The Bachelorurete
in America just recently. Oh yeah, they shot the whole
season and they had to pull it. Do you know
what that costs a TV company, especially in America because
they found out she beat up her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, and she was quite those DV cases against her. Yes,
I think they asked the questions for the right reasons.
They obviously want to know, do you have like a
deranged X who hates you and is going to leak
all this information about you after the fact after you
were on the show, because that's what happened to the
Lady over in America. But I just think that you know,
the people who came out on top this year, Stella
(14:24):
and I don't even remember the guy she was with.
You didn't really see much of them. They kind of
flew under the radar. But they're now actually engaged.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, but they were the vanilla ones, so they didn't
get the air.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They were vanilla ones. But she came out and did
a podcast with Muma Miha and said, if you are
not there for the right reasons, it can destroy your
entire life. It can destroy your career. It can destroy
so much of what you've built. If you've got kids,
you need to be taking them into consideration. You have
to truly be on there for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Now are the right reasons? Fine? Love is it? Though?
I mean I think if you go on for the
right reasons because you want to do only fans, no, seriously,
I think that's the right reason to go on mass
because if that's your expectation, that is probably where you'll
end up. And I know there's a few of the
maths girls now winning a fortune on.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Only I think for my girlfriend in her case, she
has tried every avenue, so she's tried all the dating apps,
she's tried going on blind dates, she's tried all different
types of things, and she's just been met with lots
of f boys and no one genuine. And her hope
(15:32):
is that these experts, experts can match her with somebody
who is there for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Now has she seen the show before?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah? She has. I was like, you just got to
be prepared because you might let slip. And I think
at these dinner parties they apply them with all this booze.
The mouth on me gets real vulgar when I've had
a few drinks. So I would never go on it,
you know, like i'd swearing like a pirate.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh yeah, because the ones that are on there are
real church mos.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No. But I think the dinner parties, I think they
are filmed over like a six seven hour period. Oh yeah,
and they're just yeah, exactly right, which I guess makes
for great entertainment.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But you said you've forgotten the winner's name already, so
they're not memorable people that won it. Yeah, you'll always
remember the villains and the like, I still is it
Cyrel right? I still know that name because she was feral.
I mean, no offense.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think the thing is there are cases my girlfriend
Jules Robinson, she met cam on there. They're married, they've
got two kids now. Martha and Michael they met on there.
They now have two kids, Evelyn and Duncan. They're now together.
They've been in a long term relationship.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It does work, but they were the boring ones.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
God no, Martha wasn't the boring one. In some cases,
I do think it works, and I do think you
can get paired with somebody who you would never have
crossed path with otherwise. Okay, So part of me wants
my girlfriend to go on it, and I think Australia
will love her.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
All of me wants her to go on it because
insight you can come every week on the show and
everything that's going. Yeah, sure, get on. You don't know
name though, I'm not I'm not dropping her name. Hey. Hey, anyway,
you got your Math's mole, Amy, right here, your mole.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I was thinking, what noise is a mole? Make? Maybe? Not? No?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
A mole goes why do you say they're a bet?
In his slag and then throws a wine. Okay, there's
the Maths moll.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good morning again everyone, Happy Saturday, Amy Gerard, morning Page
and welcome to a Zach Day. If you're just joining us,
if you've just woken up, you're a disgrace.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes, at the dawn, sir, we neither of us went,
but shame on you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, but we've both been before. And I'm going to
the foot you this afternoon, and they have the whole
I'm taking Henry.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It does before the game. They have the full and
Zach ceremony with the last post.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And Dawn service is about sacrificing that sleep in for
the soldiers who sacrificed their life for us.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
They sacrificed a hell of a lot more than we
did for getting up early.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Anzacta used to be one of my favorite days of
the year.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's a big day on the grog for a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's kill up. I used to love too up.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yes, but you know when you go to the foot
in the afternoon. There you go, there's blokes there that
have been at the pub since seven o'clock in the morning.
And God, sit next to this guy and he stinks. Yeah,
if you were a bit of free advice for the
officials on the fields, that guy two ups good though.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I always win big on two up.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Do you know why it's only legal on ANZAC Day?
Why because the government can't tax a game where you're
betting with each other on the toss of a coin. Okay,
it's why I like hate Pokey's casinos even like powerball.
Go for it two up, Nah, it's dangerous, it's bad.
We've got to ban it every other day. They can't
make money off it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Dogs.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, they are the government both sides. They're just dogs.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I'm always trying to tax.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Us two Up's great that the energy of tails.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah. I haven't had a big day out at the
pub playing two ups since I've had children, so almost
a decade.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's been forever, he's a decade. My favorite memory of
two up is when it gets too late in the day,
like say, they go right, we're doing two up till
four pm and it's ten to four and they go right,
you know, five more, only five more tosses and then
he comes in, a big, fat guy being red in
the face. He's been going all day and he's on
a winning streak. Five five Yeah, someone will take him.
(19:33):
And you see people going for these insane yeah tosses
always ends in tears.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, it's a bit of fun. Where did tuup even
come from?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I had to look this up to be honest, but
it is from the gold fields in Australia back in
the eighteen fifties they started playing two up all the
miners and prospectors out there. Then it carried through and
it became globally famous from Australian soldiers playing it during
World War One and two. They told all the Allies
how to play two up, and now we do it okay, cool, great,
(20:06):
So enjoy Anzac Day, everybody.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
This is Cris Page and Amy's Ride.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Amy Girard. We had a scheduled planning meeting during the week.
I know it will come as a shock to everyone
that the show is planning.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
What you're going to say.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You didn't make it, just a no show.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Hang on a second. When you do a no show
or you like, Our meetings are usually at eleven and
when myself and the producer on the call and you're
not there, we give you a courteous hey, Page, are
you jumping on? And you guys just give me nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, we moved the meeting to a different time to
suit you, later in the afternoon and then you can
come on. You did send us a frenzied message like
an hour after going I'm so sorry. I totally forgot
the meeting. I'm in a house with six kids, yeah,
and I.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Just thought it was school holidays of course, yep.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But six three of your own. I'm guessing you picked
up three more kids somewhere else. I saw you on
Insta on a bike ride with that seven kids? Just you?
Are you like the neighborhood Mary Poppins? And why why
do you say yes to everything.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'll tell you why. I know people probably are like ugh,
And I've got girlfriends who do not allow any other
children in their house or even allow playdates or anything.
But my take on this is that the more kids
I have over, be it in our backyard or in
the pool or wherever, the less annoying my kids are
(21:28):
to me. So when it's just my three at home,
they're either brawling the two boys, or they're just like, oh,
we're bored. Momm'm more bored, moum, I'm hungry, moum maum
what are we doing? The minute there's kids around and
they're playing, they just piss off and leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
So it might be a bit noisier and messier, but they're.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They leave me alone. They leave me alone. And also
when I was taking my kids for a bike ride,
we live in a street where there's lots of kids,
and they all caught wind and so I said, yeah,
you know, if they want to come, they're more than
welcome to. If my kids had just come on a
bike ride with me, my youngest Kobe would have started
complaining within ten minutes my legs or because the big
older boys are there he's got to keep up, play
(22:10):
it cool. And it actually is far more beneficial to
have them around or have them over than it is
to just hang out with my own three.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Takes a village to raise a child.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, I have no village.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You've got a colder sack.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I've got a colder sack, and.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You are the Mary Poppins. You coulder sack, You're like
Mary Poppins. That says a lot, you know, Amen, just
a spoonful of Vodkas everything.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah, this is Crisp Page and Amy Gide.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Of course you've already upgraded. You're always new with the
hot technology. But I've just caught up and got the
iPhone seventeen proh jumped straight from the twelve, I think,
and haven't really noticed a lot like it does everything
I need to do.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
All the features that you would have known from the
twelve will be there, but you're probably missing out on
knowing all the incredible things that it can do.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Does texting, texting, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that I
still do that. That's about it. But I've got the
seventeen now, so the only different I've noticed is it's
faster and stuff, of course, but the camera is insane.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
So it's got zoom.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, there's four cameras on the front of it. Now
that's a three, is it? That's what's that? Then that's
a little camera, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
No, these three here are the cameras. Okay, so it's
got the flash and I don't know what the other
one is.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay, well, oh hidden camera. Oh, it's got their three
main cameras and they're obviously very very good cameras that
work in sync with each other to make the zoom
and all the effects, the colors and the anti blurring.
It's amazing, yes, but the zoom is next level. I
sort of started zooming in on something that went, oh
(23:51):
you can on the new phone. You can keep zooming,
keep zooming, and just went, oh my god, this is
like a NASA teleoscope.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I took a photo of the moon the other day
and I took it from one and then I zoomed
into ten, and then I zoomed into like twenty nine,
and it was perfect.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You could see there's no American flag up. They never
landed there.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It was all just a conspiracy. Yeah, but are you.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Concerned as an attractive woman and a mother with a
daughter who's ten now and going on sixteen. Every man.
And I hate this when people paint all men as
perverts and stuff, because obviously they're not. But the truth is,
every man has this technology in his pocket, which means
every bad man out there has it. I just think
(24:38):
back in the day, you had the old school peeping
toms standing on paint tins, looking int windows and wearing
the trench coat, and they'd have to go and buy
the special long lens camera and hide in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
You're saying, they don't need that anymore. They just needed
an iPhone seventeen Promax.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm saying, anyone can be yeah, a professional pervert, yeah,
with something that they have in their pocket. Anyway, I
was just thinking about it going I think if I
was an eighteen year old girl sunbathing at the beach,
I probably wouldn't feel all that safe knowing someone could
be you know, someone could be sitting one hundred meters
away zoomed in like taking photos on my camel toe.
(25:17):
Oh my god, oh breast like yeah, and hey, it
could be pervy women and men's you know bulgers in
their board shorts. I don't know, but it's gross.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, listen, That's definitely not where my head went when
I discovered the zoom and how incredible it was.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
You looked the moon.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm taking close up photos of the moon and nature.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
And this is the darker side of the male brain.
Though I didn't I don't do that stuff, but I went.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Hey, you've just outed yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, I go, hey, if behind the sack, if you
wanted to use this.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Further, you know, yeah, I mean sure, I haven't thought
of that, but yeah, you're right. If there was a
peeping perverted tom named Chris Page on the beach, well
I probably wouldn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah. Thanks for the way you worded that was really
it was.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Super I mean you fed that straight to me.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Look, I don't have a solution because I'm not suggesting
take the zoom away the government step in and go.
Zoom needs to be a maximum of time sixteen and
it can't go beyond that. So I don't know. Technology
is just way it's here.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You can imagine in like another two years time, how
much is going to you're going to be able to
actually see creators on the moon soon.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And you know what, there's already all the deep fakes
and all that sort of stuff. I'm probably way behind here,
and actually what the concern is AI is going to
kill us all. This camera is really good.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Really good zoom.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Welcome to the eighties, Chris.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerride.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Before we get out of here on a Saturday, we
do like to self reflect, see what we've nailed and
failed this week as human.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Beings, nailed it or failed it?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Ladies first, As always Amy Gerard, you want to what
have you nailed?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'll tell you what I nailed. You know how I
had an absolute doozy over school holidays and I stupidly
gave my boys back the iPad. I've nailed it because
the iPads have gone again and it's been like a
week of bliss, no more fighting, no more dramas about
my iPad's not charging. And you haven't given me enough
time because I set like a two hour limit. I
(27:28):
just said, you're done, ripped it off, Cold Turkey. You
can have the iPads back in next school holidays. That's
it was.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
It a tough couple of days at cold Turkeys, heroint shivering, sweating, and.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I think because they only had it for two weeks
so it was okay. They weren't too now I wasn't
too bad straight off them.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Well there's another nail. I'll put my hand up for
I've kept the kids right off them, and yeah, that
is a nail. More outdoor play, yes, you know, puzzles
and black crap.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
My failed first week back at school. Sent the kid,
my youngest because he has a different day to sports uniform,
send him in the wrong uniform. So he was pissed.
He's my kid that gets really upset if I not
embarrass him, but if he turns up to school and
he's in the wrong uniform. My older too. They were
just like they wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We're all like to stand out.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Kobe is like, you put me and they're wrong school
inform and I was like shit, it'd been a week,
so also who cares.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I know, And like what you do at lunchtime in
your normal.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Uniform makes no difference.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Puts rips, holes, dirt marks, grass stains, everything on it.
It just have the one uniform.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
At that age, they're all sports uniform exactly nailed.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
We've gotten the kids into martial arts once or twice
a week. They go to the martial arts dojo it is,
and they do a few this taekwondo jit jiu jitsu mma. Yeah,
but they're not doing they're doing the sort of skills
yeah okay before but yeah, it's mostly wrestling, holds role
(29:03):
self defense and just and physical stuff like having to
crawl one end of the room to the other.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Boy need I'm dying to get my boys into jiu jitsu.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'll tell you what they the coach or the coach
is there. Discipline, They're fantastic. They're these big tough guys.
One of them is actually a world champion and whatever
he does. But the respect the boys walk in there,
it's not a fear, but a really healthy maybe a
healthy fear. But you know, shoes off before you walk
on the mat like they and they will go hey,
(29:33):
like no shoes on the mat. You take them off,
and they all call them coach, no names. And it's
a really strong, tough male role model in their life
for two boys in mind that are really lacking one.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, what was your fail?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay, honestly as single mums, yes, I don't want to
tell single mums what to do because you have the
toughest job in the world. Now get him into martial arts.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, that's a good way and get a Everybody I
know that whose kids are in martial arts or jiu jitsu,
they swear by it, they love it.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Give it a go. I nailed that. Failed was last weekend.
After the show last we went to the football good times.
Whole family went. Yeah, nice the car park afterwards we
drove and you know we got there. You parked on
the top level.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh no, And did you park nowhere near the down ramp?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Nowhere near the down?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Did it take you an hour to get out?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah? And it wasn't moving. I lost my call Yea
and Ryan because the guy down the bottom I got
out of the car, Oh my god, and it was moving.
I went down to the carr and went walked down.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
And held abuse at him.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, in so many words.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
God, your kids are in martial arts.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
But you just go, Hey, everyone's paid, Just open the gates,
like we've all pre paid for this stupid thirty dollars
special event parking. He just opened the gates and let
everyone out.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
He doesn't make the rules.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
But then call your boss and go there's people with
kids here wetting themselves in cars because they're sitting in
ques for an hour. Hey, boss, Can I just open
the gates? Was what I yelled at him. I'm actually
pretty easy going and most of the time, but yeah,
maybe I've been bottling. I'm two zen at home that
(31:18):
when I go out in the world is there.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm like, you just let it out on all poor
innocent victims.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
They'll be playing this grab of me in court like
in years to come. When I say I am a
ticking time bomb, record.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That, well, they've recorded it everything record.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm a ticking time bob. Okay, but I won't do
anything tomorrow because we've got to come back and do
another show. All right, no time bombs.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We'll see you in the morning.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Eight tomorrow morning. We're back. Have a great Saturday.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Bye guys.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Enjoy Anzac Day. Yes,
I heart podcasts, hear more, kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
live on the Free iHeart applag. Everybody's them though, It's God.
(00:38):
This is Chris and Amy in the morning. Kiss.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Saturday. I'm good here bright
an day. I won't say happy.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And did you get up and do the dawn service?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I didn't. I do the service every year at the footy.
They do like a good half hour beforehand with ex
service men and women and the horses and do they Yeah. Everything.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
My husband got my two boys up and took them
to the dawn service.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Very good if you've got a local.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, it's about eight minutes away. And I knew that
there was usually a good turnout, but I'm really like
quite taken back by how many people turned up.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I love seeing Anzac Day get stronger, and because as
the last veterans of World War one and two, you know,
have all died now, it is great seeing young people
sort of carry.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've actually done a few dawn services in my life.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I feel like you've done.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I could sit this one out. I was like, oh, oh, babe,
Like as much as I love to come, you know,
I've got work.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So yeah, Well, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well and surely back before I left, but also getting
Charlie up at that time. She's our little sleeping princess.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, it's rough. It's rough for me. It is lying
in the mud in France being shot at, you know,
with machine gun. It is probably tough too. But you've
done You've done your service.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I've done a lot of dawn services.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Actually, no, thank you for everything you've done for this Amy,
happy day, and thank you to all the troops and
service members still out there as well. We love you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I told you I've started to watch land Man Paramount.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's up there with probably one of my most favorite shows.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Now I'm getting into the billy bob scene. Now I
want to go to Texas. Yelly.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Remember I told you I have got like a weird
crush on him. He is not an attractive man, but
oh my gosh, his character in land Man.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Go there, d Dale. What about if I needed to
check with you every time I needed to take a piece?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wait? What about this the ringtone for his wife? Yeah,
it's like the Devil? So good?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
If you haven't watched land Man, please check it out.
I want to talk music. You know when you were
growing up as a kid, did your parents used to
play music all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, they had, but not a massive collection, but
they had their favorites. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So we always had the CDs and my parents are
really social. Always had people over and my mom and
dad would be like, you know, go and pick a CD.
And they loved Abba, huge Abba fans, but like John Denver,
huge John Denver. Do you remember Cat Stevens? I think
his name Cat Stevens.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yes, my parents had a record player and there was
a Cat Stevens record. Yeah, Cat's in the Cradle.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah. And it got me thinking because it was my
dad's seventieth earlier this year, and I put together this
montage video of him and all the photos and videos
I'd taken up, and I was like, oh, what song
am I going to pick up and put over this video?
I went through like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and
it made me realize that all the music that they
used to listen to was like really wholesome and family
(03:50):
friendly Stones. Yeah, maybe they skipped Brown Sugar, maybe there
was one or two that I overlooked, but majority of
the music they listened to was family friendly the baby.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
It's the world world it is, isn't it? You just
go ah? I mean the song Missus Robinson from the
film The Graduate is about a girl's mother seducing her boyfriend.
But yes, but yeah, but it sounds wholesome, and they
don't go into the details. They don't musicians feel Sabrina
(04:23):
Carpenter doesn't just sort of allude to it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, I don't even think about that. But I think
about the music that I grew up listening to, and
I think if my kids were trying to make a
seventies video for my birthday, are they gonna put pony
genuine over the.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Top from your formative Well.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's kind of like the music that me and all
the girls listen to.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh I know this was these were your best years.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, right, your horny, let's do it right.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The nineties R and B, which is your your wheelhouse
right with music. It was a very sexual time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Very sexual and it even like do you remember that
Little Kim song? How many licks? No, you can't play
that on the radio. How many licks does addict you
get to the center?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, little him?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
What are you looking till you get to the center?
Is it a cream donut. I don't know, yes, And
then there was all the obviously we used to listen
to Dr Dre and it was all about smoking blunts.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
But it got worse than Little King because now there's
what's her face with the W A P. Who's the
one Cardi B Cardi?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh my god, imagine when we're seventy and playing that
in the nursing home. Can you play that?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah? No I can't. But basically what happened is a
little cat and now it's wet.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That song is absolutely vulgar, like if you actually listen
to the lyrics of it, you are just like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I know one that we even played it on the radio,
but the lyrics were the radio edit.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Was a different.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Remember my neck, my bag? Yeah, and I forget what
was the radio version. I'll see if I've got it,
because I want to know what it got changed.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Everybody in the nineties must have just been on heat.
All the rappers and the singer songwriters, they must have
just all been incredibly horny.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
We don't even have my neck, my back. Oh, I'm
sure it got you soft, but yeah, they were horning
in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Remember you, ye shall we drown?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What are you drowning in mate?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Obviously the tears because they're so happy.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hey got a new segment for you. Amy. I know
you you're both skeptical and also very excited, so excited. Yeah,
here it is Chris and Amy. So it's called dead
or Alive. I say a name, You tell me if
they're dead or alive. We're gonna have a whole lot
of fun on the way.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Though, you know I'm crap with names.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, celebrities, everyone in general. We'll see you can play
along at home as well. See if you can beat
Amy at this foot Dead or Alive. Celebrity number one
is meat Loaf. Now we know he's great, big fat guy, so.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm assuming ken.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, he died at the MCG remember the AFL one
half time show. No, sorry, this is he died on stage.
He was like one of the worst Grand Final acts
of all time.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
He died on stage, No, Loaf.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, he didn't actually die on stage, like as in
you and you die on stage like your crap on stage.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, I never heard that he died on stage.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, I assume he died of a heart attack, is he?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Brown Bread he has gone in twenty twenty two at
age seventy five.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, it's not bad innings.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
For a big unit, for a big guy. Yeah, I
guess so.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Celebrity number two Michael Caine. You know Michael Caine. He's
in Batman.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, and yeah I like him.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah. And he's always emotional, mister Wayne.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
He was always around the edges.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Okay, I can't do it, mister Wayne.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Wait, what are the movies is in?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
He's in a bunch of old movies like The Italian Job.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And yes, yes, yes, I think he's dead too.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Michael Caine. Yeah, sorry, Michael. You'll be glad to know
that Michael Caine is alive and well and a podcaster
to our show.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
As well, So the podcast to our show.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
And a listener to our podcast as well every week
Michael Caine.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, not, yes, he listens to our podcast. Yes, how
do you know that?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I don't know, but you just said he was dead.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Sorry, Michael, My.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Wife's favorite actor should be very upset.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sorry George as well.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
All right, Next celebrity that is the great Ossy Osbourne
where Black Sabbath is Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Sure I know that he's dead.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, he's dead.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I saw him die.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Got that one, did you?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well? I didn't see him die, but I remember reading
about it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
No matter what his death was.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, I always assume it was an overdose.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
No, he was. He was clean for the end of
the years. He was totally drug munted, but from years,
but he was clean at the end.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh what did he die of? Then?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't know, But whatever whatever it was would be
too tame and disappointed. But the guy bit the head
off a live bat on stage, and he probably just
like died in his sleep or something boring.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You're like, yeah, he had like an aneurysm or something he.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Needed, like a fireball sort of scenario to go out. Yep, Okay,
two points, Amy Gerard for poor Michael Kane. Next celebrity
is Jerry Springer. We've been talking about the nineties.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
That show You Are Not the Father.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Have you been watching The Math's Dinner Parties lately?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Reckon there?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Maybe borrowing a bit of Jerry's special source for the ratings.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I wasn't. I was never allowed to watch Jerry Springer
obviously big. He was like, forbid it, got.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
His friend's place right and tape it off. Channel ten
I loved it. Controversy throwing chairs, the.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Sisters having sex with the cousin, but the cousins also
related to the mum and the mum.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, and the size of some of those people, the
people had to bring on stage on a forklift, and
the board security guards. Steve even he was famous. It
was Steve, Steve Steve when he break up the fight.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
So the show has ended. I have no idea if
his whereabouts. I think he made bank and disappeared. I
say he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Jerry Springer, he did make bank, He made a lot
of money. He died a very rich man at age
seventy nine back in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, great Jerry Jerry.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, No, it's just sad, Jerry, Jerry gone gone. Tina turned,
you can't play this song.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I will get up and do the enough.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I know that's what I was hoping for. Can you
give us an answer while you dances dead? Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yees?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I remember reading that as well, So.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I love her.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Died age eighty three. Okay, so with great innings for
a rock star life as well. I'm gonna Assumer Smoker
as well from the other voice. Okay, sure, she's on
the darts. Got that Sophie Monk. I've always hate, Hey, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Out Marge Simpson. What are Marge Simpson's sisters names?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Patty and Yep, we might be working with Sophie before
you know.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So in there this is Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
They work a long way in events on TV shows,
don't they. Because we've just finished Maths. It is finished.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's yeah, it's wrapping up and on absolutely horrendous season.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
It's like watching Ben hur But you know what they are.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They're already doing auditions.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yes, well it's back next year.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Everyone, Yeah, so what they actually have to do? And
I actually have the inside skin because I have a
girlfriend who has applied. A lot of us are on
the fence about like, oh do you really want to
go on it? Just based on how horrendous this season was.
But I also think it might actually work in her
favor because this year was so diabolical and everyone was
(12:29):
kind of up in arms about it. I think that
the producers and end them all Shine will have no
other option but to clean it up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Well, they've got it. They can go two ways, right
for next year? They either go lower. I don't know
that you really, I don't know that you can. You
always can, but do you want to like surely they
go right? I think we've hit the bottom there with
the class, the color, these people. Let's make it classy again.
Get some nice, normalish people on there, who and then
(13:00):
the audience will sort of buy into it because as
much as it rates well and people love watching these
tarts and morons throw wine at each other, can't crashes.
Don't care if these people find happiness or not right
because they're awful. But if you put some nice people on,
I think you have to have to get invested.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I think you have to have a bit of a balance.
Like if it's all just sunshine and roses and romance
and loved up couples who are all very pleasant to
each other, people might get.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
A little bit boy a couple of time. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, there has to be one or two clinically insane
people on there. But one of my girlfriends, she applied,
she's had zoom call after zoom call, she's had a
meeting and actually gone in and met with them face
to face, and they do not leave any stone unturned,
like they are asking very personal.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Questions because it keeps happening. It happened with The Bachelorurete
in America just recently. Oh yeah, they shot the whole
season and they had to pull it. Do you know
what that costs a TV company, especially in America because
they found out she beat up her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah, and she was quite those DV cases against her. Yes,
I think they asked the questions for the right reasons.
They obviously want to know, do you have like a
deranged X who hates you and is going to leak
all this information about you after the fact after you
were on the show, because that's what happened to the
Lady over in America. But I just think that you know,
the people who came out on top this year, Stella
(14:24):
and I don't even remember the guy she was with.
You didn't really see much of them. They kind of
flew under the radar. But they're now actually engaged.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, but they were the vanilla ones, so they didn't
get the air.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
They were vanilla ones. But she came out and did
a podcast with Muma Miha and said, if you are
not there for the right reasons, it can destroy your
entire life. It can destroy your career. It can destroy
so much of what you've built. If you've got kids,
you need to be taking them into consideration. You have
to truly be on there for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Now are the right reasons? Fine? Love is it? Though?
I mean I think if you go on for the
right reasons because you want to do only fans, no, seriously,
I think that's the right reason to go on mass
because if that's your expectation, that is probably where you'll
end up. And I know there's a few of the
maths girls now winning a fortune on.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Only I think for my girlfriend in her case, she
has tried every avenue, so she's tried all the dating apps,
she's tried going on blind dates, she's tried all different
types of things, and she's just been met with lots
of f boys and no one genuine. And her hope
(15:32):
is that these experts, experts can match her with somebody
who is there for the right reasons.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Now has she seen the show before?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah? She has. I was like, you just got to
be prepared because you might let slip. And I think
at these dinner parties they apply them with all this booze.
The mouth on me gets real vulgar when I've had
a few drinks. So I would never go on it,
you know, like i'd swearing like a pirate.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh yeah, because the ones that are on there are
real church mos.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
No. But I think the dinner parties, I think they
are filmed over like a six seven hour period. Oh yeah,
and they're just yeah, exactly right, which I guess makes
for great entertainment.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
But you said you've forgotten the winner's name already, so
they're not memorable people that won it. Yeah, you'll always
remember the villains and the like, I still is it
Cyrel right? I still know that name because she was feral.
I mean, no offense.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I think the thing is there are cases my girlfriend
Jules Robinson, she met cam on there. They're married, they've
got two kids now. Martha and Michael they met on there.
They now have two kids, Evelyn and Duncan. They're now together.
They've been in a long term relationship.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
It does work, but they were the boring ones.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
God no, Martha wasn't the boring one. In some cases,
I do think it works, and I do think you
can get paired with somebody who you would never have
crossed path with otherwise. Okay, So part of me wants
my girlfriend to go on it, and I think Australia
will love her.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
All of me wants her to go on it because
insight you can come every week on the show and
everything that's going. Yeah, sure, get on. You don't know
name though, I'm not I'm not dropping her name. Hey. Hey, anyway,
you got your Math's mole, Amy, right here, your mole.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I was thinking, what noise is a mole? Make? Maybe? Not? No?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
A mole goes why do you say they're a bet?
In his slag and then throws a wine. Okay, there's
the Maths moll.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Good morning again everyone, Happy Saturday, Amy Gerard, morning Page
and welcome to a Zach Day. If you're just joining us,
if you've just woken up, you're a disgrace.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes, at the dawn, sir, we neither of us went,
but shame on you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Well, but we've both been before. And I'm going to
the foot you this afternoon, and they have the whole
I'm taking Henry.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It does before the game. They have the full and
Zach ceremony with the last post.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
And Dawn service is about sacrificing that sleep in for
the soldiers who sacrificed their life for us.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
They sacrificed a hell of a lot more than we
did for getting up early.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Anzacta used to be one of my favorite days of
the year.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's a big day on the grog for a lot
of people.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's kill up. I used to love too up.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yes, but you know when you go to the foot
in the afternoon. There you go, there's blokes there that
have been at the pub since seven o'clock in the morning.
And God, sit next to this guy and he stinks. Yeah,
if you were a bit of free advice for the
officials on the fields, that guy two ups good though.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I always win big on two up.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Do you know why it's only legal on ANZAC Day?
Why because the government can't tax a game where you're
betting with each other on the toss of a coin. Okay,
it's why I like hate Pokey's casinos even like powerball.
Go for it two up, Nah, it's dangerous, it's bad.
We've got to ban it every other day. They can't
make money off it.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Dogs.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, they are the government both sides. They're just dogs.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I'm always trying to tax.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Us two Up's great that the energy of tails.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah. I haven't had a big day out at the
pub playing two ups since I've had children, so almost
a decade.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's been forever, he's a decade. My favorite memory of
two up is when it gets too late in the day,
like say, they go right, we're doing two up till
four pm and it's ten to four and they go right,
you know, five more, only five more tosses and then
he comes in, a big, fat guy being red in
the face. He's been going all day and he's on
a winning streak. Five five Yeah, someone will take him.
(19:33):
And you see people going for these insane yeah tosses
always ends in tears.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, it's a bit of fun. Where did tuup even
come from?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I had to look this up to be honest, but
it is from the gold fields in Australia back in
the eighteen fifties they started playing two up all the
miners and prospectors out there. Then it carried through and
it became globally famous from Australian soldiers playing it during
World War One and two. They told all the Allies
how to play two up, and now we do it okay, cool, great,
(20:06):
So enjoy Anzac Day, everybody.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
This is Cris Page and Amy's Ride.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Amy Girard. We had a scheduled planning meeting during the week.
I know it will come as a shock to everyone
that the show is planning.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
What you're going to say.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
You didn't make it, just a no show.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Hang on a second. When you do a no show
or you like, Our meetings are usually at eleven and
when myself and the producer on the call and you're
not there, we give you a courteous hey, Page, are
you jumping on? And you guys just give me nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, we moved the meeting to a different time to
suit you, later in the afternoon and then you can
come on. You did send us a frenzied message like
an hour after going I'm so sorry. I totally forgot
the meeting. I'm in a house with six kids, yeah,
and I.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Just thought it was school holidays of course, yep.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
But six three of your own. I'm guessing you picked
up three more kids somewhere else. I saw you on
Insta on a bike ride with that seven kids? Just you?
Are you like the neighborhood Mary Poppins? And why why
do you say yes to everything.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'll tell you why. I know people probably are like ugh,
And I've got girlfriends who do not allow any other
children in their house or even allow playdates or anything.
But my take on this is that the more kids
I have over, be it in our backyard or in
the pool or wherever, the less annoying my kids are
(21:28):
to me. So when it's just my three at home,
they're either brawling the two boys, or they're just like, oh,
we're bored. Momm'm more bored, moum, I'm hungry, moum maum
what are we doing? The minute there's kids around and
they're playing, they just piss off and leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
So it might be a bit noisier and messier, but they're.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
They leave me alone. They leave me alone. And also
when I was taking my kids for a bike ride,
we live in a street where there's lots of kids,
and they all caught wind and so I said, yeah,
you know, if they want to come, they're more than
welcome to. If my kids had just come on a
bike ride with me, my youngest Kobe would have started
complaining within ten minutes my legs or because the big
older boys are there he's got to keep up, play
(22:10):
it cool. And it actually is far more beneficial to
have them around or have them over than it is
to just hang out with my own three.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Takes a village to raise a child.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well, I have no village.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You've got a colder sack.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I've got a colder sack, and.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
You are the Mary Poppins. You coulder sack, You're like
Mary Poppins. That says a lot, you know, Amen, just
a spoonful of Vodkas everything.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah, this is Crisp Page and Amy Gide.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Of course you've already upgraded. You're always new with the
hot technology. But I've just caught up and got the
iPhone seventeen proh jumped straight from the twelve, I think,
and haven't really noticed a lot like it does everything
I need to do.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
All the features that you would have known from the
twelve will be there, but you're probably missing out on
knowing all the incredible things that it can do.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Does texting, texting, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that I
still do that. That's about it. But I've got the
seventeen now, so the only different I've noticed is it's
faster and stuff, of course, but the camera is insane.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
So it's got zoom.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Well, there's four cameras on the front of it. Now
that's a three, is it? That's what's that? Then that's
a little camera, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
No, these three here are the cameras. Okay, so it's
got the flash and I don't know what the other
one is.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay, well, oh hidden camera. Oh, it's got their three
main cameras and they're obviously very very good cameras that
work in sync with each other to make the zoom
and all the effects, the colors and the anti blurring.
It's amazing, yes, but the zoom is next level. I
sort of started zooming in on something that went, oh
(23:51):
you can on the new phone. You can keep zooming,
keep zooming, and just went, oh my god, this is
like a NASA teleoscope.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I took a photo of the moon the other day
and I took it from one and then I zoomed
into ten, and then I zoomed into like twenty nine,
and it was perfect.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You could see there's no American flag up. They never
landed there.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
It was all just a conspiracy. Yeah, but are you.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Concerned as an attractive woman and a mother with a
daughter who's ten now and going on sixteen. Every man.
And I hate this when people paint all men as
perverts and stuff, because obviously they're not. But the truth is,
every man has this technology in his pocket, which means
every bad man out there has it. I just think
(24:38):
back in the day, you had the old school peeping
toms standing on paint tins, looking int windows and wearing
the trench coat, and they'd have to go and buy
the special long lens camera and hide in the bushes.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
You're saying, they don't need that anymore. They just needed
an iPhone seventeen Promax.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
I'm saying, anyone can be yeah, a professional pervert, yeah,
with something that they have in their pocket. Anyway, I
was just thinking about it going I think if I
was an eighteen year old girl sunbathing at the beach,
I probably wouldn't feel all that safe knowing someone could
be you know, someone could be sitting one hundred meters
away zoomed in like taking photos on my camel toe.
(25:17):
Oh my god, oh breast like yeah, and hey, it
could be pervy women and men's you know bulgers in
their board shorts. I don't know, but it's gross.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Yeah, listen, That's definitely not where my head went when
I discovered the zoom and how incredible it was.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
You looked the moon.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm taking close up photos of the moon and nature.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
And this is the darker side of the male brain.
Though I didn't I don't do that stuff, but I went.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Hey, you've just outed yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, I go, hey, if behind the sack, if you
wanted to use this.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Further, you know, yeah, I mean sure, I haven't thought
of that, but yeah, you're right. If there was a
peeping perverted tom named Chris Page on the beach, well
I probably wouldn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah. Thanks for the way you worded that was really
it was.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Super I mean you fed that straight to me.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Look, I don't have a solution because I'm not suggesting
take the zoom away the government step in and go.
Zoom needs to be a maximum of time sixteen and
it can't go beyond that. So I don't know. Technology
is just way it's here.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
You can imagine in like another two years time, how
much is going to you're going to be able to
actually see creators on the moon soon.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And you know what, there's already all the deep fakes
and all that sort of stuff. I'm probably way behind here,
and actually what the concern is AI is going to
kill us all. This camera is really good.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Really good zoom.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Welcome to the eighties, Chris.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerride.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Before we get out of here on a Saturday, we
do like to self reflect, see what we've nailed and
failed this week as human.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Beings, nailed it or failed it?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Ladies first, As always Amy Gerard, you want to what
have you nailed?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'll tell you what I nailed. You know how I
had an absolute doozy over school holidays and I stupidly
gave my boys back the iPad. I've nailed it because
the iPads have gone again and it's been like a
week of bliss, no more fighting, no more dramas about
my iPad's not charging. And you haven't given me enough
time because I set like a two hour limit. I
(27:28):
just said, you're done, ripped it off, Cold Turkey. You
can have the iPads back in next school holidays. That's
it was.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
It a tough couple of days at cold Turkeys, heroint shivering, sweating, and.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I think because they only had it for two weeks
so it was okay. They weren't too now I wasn't
too bad straight off them.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Well there's another nail. I'll put my hand up for
I've kept the kids right off them, and yeah, that
is a nail. More outdoor play, yes, you know, puzzles
and black crap.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
My failed first week back at school. Sent the kid,
my youngest because he has a different day to sports uniform,
send him in the wrong uniform. So he was pissed.
He's my kid that gets really upset if I not
embarrass him, but if he turns up to school and
he's in the wrong uniform. My older too. They were
just like they wouldn't care.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We're all like to stand out.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Kobe is like, you put me and they're wrong school
inform and I was like shit, it'd been a week,
so also who cares.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I know, And like what you do at lunchtime in
your normal.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Uniform makes no difference.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Puts rips, holes, dirt marks, grass stains, everything on it.
It just have the one uniform.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
At that age, they're all sports uniform exactly nailed.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
We've gotten the kids into martial arts once or twice
a week. They go to the martial arts dojo it is,
and they do a few this taekwondo jit jiu jitsu mma. Yeah,
but they're not doing they're doing the sort of skills
yeah okay before but yeah, it's mostly wrestling, holds role
(29:03):
self defense and just and physical stuff like having to
crawl one end of the room to the other.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Boy need I'm dying to get my boys into jiu jitsu.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'll tell you what they the coach or the coach
is there. Discipline, They're fantastic. They're these big tough guys.
One of them is actually a world champion and whatever
he does. But the respect the boys walk in there,
it's not a fear, but a really healthy maybe a
healthy fear. But you know, shoes off before you walk
on the mat like they and they will go hey,
(29:33):
like no shoes on the mat. You take them off,
and they all call them coach, no names. And it's
a really strong, tough male role model in their life
for two boys in mind that are really lacking one.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, what was your fail?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay, honestly as single mums, yes, I don't want to
tell single mums what to do because you have the
toughest job in the world. Now get him into martial arts.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, that's a good way and get a Everybody I
know that whose kids are in martial arts or jiu jitsu,
they swear by it, they love it.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Give it a go. I nailed that. Failed was last weekend.
After the show last we went to the football good times.
Whole family went. Yeah, nice the car park afterwards we
drove and you know we got there. You parked on
the top level.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Oh no, And did you park nowhere near the down ramp?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Nowhere near the down?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Did it take you an hour to get out?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah? And it wasn't moving. I lost my call Yea
and Ryan because the guy down the bottom I got
out of the car, Oh my god, and it was moving.
I went down to the carr and went walked down.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
And held abuse at him.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, in so many words.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
God, your kids are in martial arts.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
But you just go, Hey, everyone's paid, Just open the gates,
like we've all pre paid for this stupid thirty dollars
special event parking. He just opened the gates and let
everyone out.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
He doesn't make the rules.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
But then call your boss and go there's people with
kids here wetting themselves in cars because they're sitting in
ques for an hour. Hey, boss, Can I just open
the gates? Was what I yelled at him. I'm actually
pretty easy going and most of the time, but yeah,
maybe I've been bottling. I'm two zen at home that
(31:18):
when I go out in the world is there.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
I'm like, you just let it out on all poor
innocent victims.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
They'll be playing this grab of me in court like
in years to come. When I say I am a
ticking time bomb, record.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That, well, they've recorded it everything record.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm a ticking time bob. Okay, but I won't do
anything tomorrow because we've got to come back and do
another show. All right, no time bombs.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
We'll see you in the morning.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Eight tomorrow morning. We're back. Have a great Saturday.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Bye guys.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Enjoy Anzac Day. Yes,
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