May 23, 2026 • 27 mins
Amy opens up this episode about the relationship conversations couples avoid having and why those little unspoken frustrations can slowly turn into much bigger problems. From parenting pressure and emotional burnout to marriage dynamics and everyday household chaos, Amy gets brutally honest about modern family life.
On this episode of the Chris & Amy Podcast, Amy and Chris dive into parenting stress, relationship realities, family routines and the emotional load that builds behind the scenes. There’s funny stories, awkward confessions, relatable couple moments and the kind of honest conversations listeners love hearing from real people navigating work, marriage and kids.
The episode also covers social media habits, family arguments, modern parenting struggles and the little things that somehow become the biggest fights at home.
⏱️ Chapters
00:00 – Amy Gerard Opens Up About Relationship Frustrations
03:45 – The Parenting Stress Building At Home
08:20 – Family Habits That Cause Arguments
13:55 – The Conversation Couples Avoid Having
19:15 – The Story That Sparked Debate
24:40 – Chris & Amy’s Honest Relationship Talk
30:10 – Final Thoughts & Weekend Wrap
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Amy Gerard
🌐 www.amygerard.com.au
📸 @amy.gerard
Chris Page
📸 @chris_page83
Executive Producer – Mathew Eggleston
📧 matheweggleston@arn.com.au
📸 @eggoau on Instagram
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
Everybody's amdo It's God.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is Chris and Amy in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Kiss, Good morning everyone, Happy Sunday, Good morning, Welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Did you get a fancy new haircut?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I have a fancy new haircut. What do you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Actually really like it?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It gives you a bit more edge, so you look
a bit cooler, and you've got a beard like the stubble.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm into the beard's doubble.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm glad you like the haircut though.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The haircuts cool.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Did it myself?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Really, I'm that guy. I'm that kid school that cuts
his own hair because it's used as an insult, like
when you see someone you haven't seen in ages. Yeah,
you go, oh, hey, are you cutting your own hair again?
And they go no, oh sorry, my.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mom used to cut all my brother's hair. But I'm impressed,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I didn't mean to go this high on.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The it's almost like a bit of a mohorn short bit.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well you've gone short back and sides, yeah, and then
you've got like a little tough at the top.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes, So it's on the top that I was trying
to even out the sides. But in doing that, when
you're a total amateur, yeah, maybe high, you're.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Trying to get them, You're trying to get them level.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So I had to keep going higher on each side
to try to even them out. Ahh, I don't think
there's still one hundred percent even.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Do your boys like it?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They love it?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna say I feel like Bobby would love
that haircut.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
They haven't been this happy since I had the lightning
bolt on the side of my hair.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
During the Christmas holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh god, no, we always say the kids when I've
got the six week long holiday, you go, you can
do whatever.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You want with your hair.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, my boys get one to and they got.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
A lightning bolt. And I was at the barber and
I went, well, man, it's not like I have a
proper job to go to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
My boys get the lightning bolt and Charlie gets her
stick on nails.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's her vice.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But there you go. It could be a career for
me in here.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, you could open up a little barbershop in your garage.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Had the little mirror on the back wall as well,
like doing the back thing. You go I've got too
much time. I've got no money and lots of time.
So cut your own hair, have a crack everyone, just
do it. Never Yeah, you might look like Lloyd Christmas
dumb and dumber, but you'll be right.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
This is Crisp Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So obviously, I've just come back from holidays.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And when we were over in one part of Vietnam, Hoyan,
we met a really lovely Aussie couple over there, and
I noticed that Ryan was chatting with the swingers.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I noticed that Ryan was chatting with the wife and
they were hitting it on.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Ryan was chatting with them, and.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Ryan was chatting with them, and they were talking you know,
polar and everything that's going on in the world. You
know what I'm like when it comes to news, head
in the ground, I'm a bit oblivious. I live in
ignorant bliss, and I kind of prefer it that way.
But I did feel like a bit of an outsider.
I had no idea what they were talking about. So
went back to the room, pulled up my chat CHABT
and I said, listen, your best friend, my best friend,
(03:28):
my bestie, And I said, hey, nine point thirty every morning,
I want you to give me six top headline news
stories from around the world. Done, okay, next day, top
six headline stories. And it is like Russia bombing Ukraine,
Trump threatening Iran, a bowler outbreak, climate change, the world
(03:49):
is hym anyway, Oh you missed.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
The volcanoes, violence against women or the like. When you
turn on the news, it's just.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Misery, horrendous news stories. And so I was like, okay,
day one, I'll give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Six days in and honestly, I am not somebody who
suffers from anxiety. But if you wanted to create anxiety
in your life, all you have to do is pay
full attention to the news and you.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Will just spiral.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It is so depressing and soul destroying. It makes a
whole outlook towards the world feel very bleak. You feel
on edge, you feel nervous, you feel unsettled. I sh hey, Bessie,
stop sending me news articles.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, so your instruction was at nine point thirty every day.
Please send me the top six news stories in the world.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yes, and now are They are all horrendous. It's basically
World War three imminent. Everyone's bombing each other. Casualties everywhere,
including children, and I don't know how you read and
ingest all of that information and then go about your
life merrily.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I live in like a weird cloud most of the time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Have you taken a little bit of a page out
of my book and stopped paying so much attention.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
To the news?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I've cut way down.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And do you feel better? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
A lot of it is not It's horrible, But you go,
that does not affect me today.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't need to know that to go about my day.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I don't think as human beings we are meant to
consume so much news, so much heavy news.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Do you know, I'll tell you a secret, And the channels,
the TV channels won't like this secret. Why do you
think the weather is at the end of the news
bulletin for all of them? No idea, because it's the
only thing you actually need to know. And so you
watch the whole news, and you know, old people, your
parents will do it. They go, oh, hang on, the
(05:43):
weather's coming up on the news. I'm like, okay, I've
got an app I can tell you now. But yeah,
old people love the weather on the news and it's
at the end because they know it's the only thing
you actually need to see.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, well, I mean, stop watching the news, guys, it's honestly,
it's too heavy.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Then it's time for home and away.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This is crisp page and.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm going to give you a dating scenario and I
want to get your take on whether you'd stay or leave.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Good because I am a forty two year old married
man with two kids.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well, tune in everyone, wait till you know what I say.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Back in my heyday, when I was living overseas in
the UK, I used to flat share with this girl.
She started dating an Irish guy, really liked him. They'd
been on three or four dates. Fourth date, she decided
that she was going to go out with him and
his mates. Now, Irina no to the pub. And you
know the Irish, they love their guinness. And she is
(06:38):
a petit little lady. I don't know now, but she
was a petite little lady back then, and she went
toe to toe with him for guinness. Now we all
know guinness is like basically eating.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
A meat pie. It's a meal.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, she was about about fourteen guinnesses, right, I
don't know, but she had a lot of guinnesses.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
She blacked out of course, as you do.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
She woke to an enraged person, which turned out to
be his flatmate, knocking on their bedroom door. And she
woke up startled, and this man has gone, who the
hell has taken a shit up my hallway and in
the bathroom right, and she's gone what And she is
so hungover she can barely lift her head up.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
But her and her then partner that she was just dating, dating.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Fourth date, This wasn't the first night.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, no fourth date.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They've kind of looked at each other and then pulled
the covers off, and there is who in between hers pull.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
And it's all down her legs and.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
She has obviously, she has obviously gotten herself to a
state where, what she says.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Nothing was working.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well. I think she tried to make it to the toilet, but.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It was all gone corridor.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
From her poor little tiny body down the corridor into
the bathroom. Now, I just cannot even fathom how you
would feel in that exact moment, Like she says still
to this day, it was the most horrific moment of
her life.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And here's the c wet Ryan's bed on.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Your first when the first night Ryan stayed over, But
that was just we I feel like that's very different.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And I played it cool, like, well, it's you know,
accidents happen.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
There's a break for another day.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We're going to write down all the bodily fluids and
extra and we'll rank them.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I go, what's worse, Like, I don't know where does
bullet is worse?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And Chantelle has absolutely done a runner, so she's grabbed
her clothes. She hasn't even cleaned up after herself, which
I personally thought was mortifying. But she went aground, so
she disappeared for like two to three weeks. She rang
told us the stories week couldn't even get in touch
with her because she really like this guy, and she
was absolutely mortified.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
So he's dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, no, no, she hasn't dodged a bullet. They've just
celebrated their ten year wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, yes, and three.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Kids and they have just celebrated their ten year anniversary.
That's literally how I even remember the story because I
saw it pop up on my Facebook last week.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Ten years together, ten years together. That's nice.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, you know what, it's actually a really good story.
It's a nice, positive story because you go. Stuff can
go wrong in life, and it does and shit happens, guys,
Shit happens. And here's a happy ending.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
A happy ending.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I mean, and no matter how bad your day's going,
you know, I think you didn't put yourself on a
four day today.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And they're still married.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're still married. I actually reckon, he's gone. Oh my god.
I appreciate you trying to come out with the lads
and trying to keep up with us, and your poor
body has not been able to handle it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I can look past it.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah. You know what, as gross as all the pooh is,
drinking fourteen guinnesses is kind of hot, so that kind of,
you know, offsets it.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
The effort is hot. Yeah, that was the name Chantelle.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
No, she doesn't even live in the country, so no.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
You said it. You drop it in there. They did
good on your Chantel. Good girl. Okay, this is.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We have a lot of mums listening.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
We know that, yep, and Dad's but you can go
jump because we're only worried about what the mums are
talking about. We are looking at the Facebook mums group
every week. What are the mums of Australia talking about
this week.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Hey, mums, just got off a flight and I'm still cringing.
I was so sick the whole time.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh gosh, this could be me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I was so sick the whole time and had no
choice but to travel. I could feel the looks every
time I coughed or ran to the bathroom like I.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Was the worst person alive.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And honestly, pre kids, pre life chaos, I probably would
have judged me too, But now I get it. Sometimes
you don't have a choice. Life doesn't pause because you're unwell.
When you're traveling as a family, moving flights cost a fortune.
What does everyone do in this situation?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Big issue? Now, I'm certain that our producer Eggo I
E wrote this off the but he poses as a
woman online so that he can get into all the
Facebook mum's groups. And I reckon he's chosen this because
you've just you've been this person.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Or he's just written it based off my story.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It's from that I can see the profile picture.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I can sympathize with this woman.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, you've just come back from Vietnam and this was
more or less ritually.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
My entire story.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I don't like when I get on a plane and
someone's coughing and spluttering and sneezing right next to me either.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
You don't like a crying baby either, But it's what
are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well? This is the thing I didn't Crying babies used to.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Annoy me as well before I had kids, and now
that I have kids, I know that it's so hard
when you're a mum and you're doing everything in your
power to settle your baby, but sometimes they just cry.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And the worst thing you're going to get with the
crying baby's a headache. Whereas someone coughing and spluttering, you're
going with, is this covid?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Is this bird?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Follow this? This was me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I was stuck in ho Chi Minh. I'd already done
one flight with three kids, and I had one more
flight to go, and I was crooked. I was on
antibiotics at this stage, so I was I feel like
I wasn't contagious, but I was still coughing, blowing my nose,
and I was acutely aware of people basically turning around
(12:19):
to eyeball.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You're going to be self conscious.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's a big air tight missile with three hundred people
on it, Yes, and just farts, burps, coughs, just circulating
through it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
But I think, what, even in my situation, what was
I to do? I was in Ho Chi Minh city
with three children.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What was I going to do?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Disregard my flight and put us up in a hotel
room like I did as much as I could to
be courteous of other flyers. I went and bought a mask,
and that I actually slept with the blanket that they
give you over my head. I did it for two reasons.
One the airplane was freezing cold, and two I just thought,
you know, if I'm at least coughing behind a mask
(13:00):
and underneath.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
A blanket, no one can really say I was. Did
I did?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I wore a mask, a cod mask.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
A lot of people in Vietnam wear masks.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The Asians wool masks before COVID like it was actually
quite common. When you saw pictures in China and parts
of Asia, the masks were not a like weird thing.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It was here in Australia, We're like, ugh, am.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'm wearing masks out in the streets, out in the
shopping centers.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Just everywhere.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I assume that they're so densely populated that masks became
a normal thing.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't think there is anyone on earth who goes, oh,
I've got a bit of a chest infection.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I'm going to cancel my flight.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Where was this woman's husband?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Does it say?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It doesn't say that where is your husband? That where
was your husband? But how are you coming back?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah? My husband stayed on in Vietnam for a work trip.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, and then flying home business.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yes, he's over there in Vietnam sampling the nightlife.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
A you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Whatever do you think cheap massages and then business class back.
It's got a tough life anyway.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
In the morning, this is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Hello Frank Walker from Nationalis.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
How are you going good?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
How are you good?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Sunday? We got one more hour to go.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know I'm exhausted, and then I can have my
five days off.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Hey, do you have a lounge with pillows?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Cushions?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Cushions? Sure?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I stupidly bought one of these lounges that the back
of the lounge has the cushions, let's call them.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That's not the stupidest thing you did. You bought a
white li No it.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I didn't buy white linen.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It is cream fabric that is removable and you can
wash it.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Okay, not that I've ever done that. I've given up.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
But the cushions at the back of the lounge are
not attached to it. And because we got a big
long I think it like sits nine or ten people.
There's about twelve cushions. And my boys have this syndrome
where they literally cannot sit on the lounge without throwing
every cushion off.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh my god, every single cushion.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Do they even stay in the same room.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, Half the time they're in the kitchen or the
living room, or they go to the other lounge room.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
What is it with the cushions mine? It's the same
We've got.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
There's a couch in the TV room and a couch
in the lounge room, but the cushions from both mixed. Yes,
and then you're right, kitchen, laundry, bathroom.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I sometimes find them upstairs in my bedroom.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
What's with the cushions? It's the same with the remote
control that we talked about last week. I think, what
is it?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know what it is, but I used to
pick the cushions up every single time I walked into loundroom,
because they just drove me up the wall. Then I
kind of pulled back a little bit and I said,
I'll just do it once at the end of the night,
so at least I wake up and the lound room
is somewhat clean. Now, I feel like I've just really
like not let myself go, but I've just let the
house go. I have given up with the cushions. I
(16:00):
don't bother picking them up anymore. My loaundroom just looks
like a tip every single day because I am sick
to death of picking up the cushions and putting them
neatly back on the lounge. I said to Ryan, I'm
done until we have guests around or my parents come over.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
The cushions can stay wherever the hell they are.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You're on the right track. I've given up. Hey, join me.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You see you've given up on the cushions on the couch.
I've given up competing in society.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm not there yet.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
It's like, look what I'm were, How you haven't. I
don't think I know you know?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Did you get changed yesterday? No, you're wearing that. No,
Chris is in the exact same outfit. Are they sweatpants?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Wow, they're nice, nice black sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Who cares though it's Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, it's how you know you've given up competing in
society when you wear track pants to work and listen
to Matchbox twenty.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I've got one for you because you're so perceptive with
a lot of things, Like we know you don't watch
the news, but you are smart as a whip with
like so many kids. So I saw this question. I
got it wrong trying to answer this question online. I
want to see if you can do it.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
But it's about dating and why people do have a
second date.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
The number one reason why people did not allow someone
to get a second date with them they had a
velcrow wallet.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I bet I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, I'm going to pause it there because before we
listen to the end, I want to know what your
answer is.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Bad breath.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
So you know what it was. It was around attraction.
So when it was, you know, physical attraction, but in
particular it was they smelled really they had bad breath.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm telling you now good bad breath is three strikes
and you are out especially when you're first starting to date,
because ultimately, when you're dating, like all you should want
to do is kiss.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That person that your tends to be the end game.
That is endgame.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Right If that person that you're on a date with
leans in and you can smell like stale or worse,
they've had red onion, or they have bad breath.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh that tiny little bit of chicken stuck up between
like a molar or something like that, that's starting to turn.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I could never go on a second date. And that
might sound really superficial, and really truth be told, no
one has perfect breath all the time, right.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I don't wake up in the morning and smell minty fresh.
But you have to be aware.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So if you are going to eat your red onion salad,
you better be mouth washing, flossying, chewing gum, and drinking water.
I cannot be with somebody who had bad breath. Like
Ryan is lucky he's an open mouthed sleeper because his
breath never smells in the morning, but he just doesn't
have bad oral hygiene, so his breath is never bad.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I feel like it's something that's okay to say you
wouldn't date someone with because it's something you can do
something about, absolutely, and don't I know people do have
halatosis and there's unlucky people who do just have some
medical thing with bad breath.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
But there are a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Of things that you mentioned, like flossing and chewing gum
and mouth washed.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I feel like it's something you can fix.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
If you were to get on air and say, I
wouldn't date someone in a wheelchair or someone it's something
that someone can't.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Help, of course they wouldn't know it's different.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I feel like bad breath is in that category of like,
you know what, it's almost the lack of effort.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, just be aware of what you've eaten that day
or maybe not eaten. Just be aware if you haven't
drunk water and stayed hydrated, and don't lean in and
be all breathy on them. Yes, that's all I'm just
asking for some like hygiene period is paramount. When you
were starting to date, like ten years into a marriage,
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there's skitties all over the toilet like it was ten
days in and those things are kind of flying behind
and you're.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Going to sit like facing forward on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Not backwards.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
We're not reverse cagering, but yeah, bad breath. I'm not surprised.
I reckon most women could relate to that.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Okay, now I'm thinking, I hope I'm not in.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Trouble with like the halatosis society because I said, oh,
it's all right to not like people.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
With bad breath. You can do something about it anyway.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
What is halotosis?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Bad breath basically, but it's like something in the throat
or the esophagus or something that causes it.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
But yeah, surely that's fixable, is it not.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Anyway, if you've got halotosis and you'd like to make
a complaint, do it on email.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Just don't come in.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerid.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Obviously I went to Vietnam. I feel like I've made
it my entire personality this show.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
But you say, obviously I've been into Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
It's been all that's on anyone's minds here in Australia
for the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Great, So you know, I was over there with my
kids with my husband and we did this street food
tour on the back of scooters, which is really cool for.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You doing anything weird? Do they have weird they've gotten weird.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Like I saw in the convenience stores, like the seven eleven,
the equivalent over there, they have chicken feet which are
like vacuum sealed and you can buy them. They're in
like the fridge section. Actually took a photo of it
because I was like, what in God's name is this?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You know what a foot?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
The Asian countries like that with really dense, big populations,
and some of those areas are poor. When you kill
a chicken, you don't waste any.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Well, apparently it's like a nice snack, eat the feet. Yeah,
I said a hard pass on that.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
But we were doing this tour.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We ended up in District One had a really fantastic
foe down this like dodgy looking little lane way, but
it was sensational, and we were doing a bit of
a walk past his park and there was all these
little Vietnamese young boys, girls and whatnot. Their grandma was
sitting there watching them. There was about six or seven
of them. My kids were trying to interact. Obviously language barrier,
so they were waving and whatnot, and then all of
(22:01):
a sudden, this six year old Vietnamese little boy runs
behind his mate and just dacks him, pulls his pants down.
I don't think he was very any undies. And I
just stood there and I go, oh my god. Daking
is universal.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
We're the same, we are we are all the same.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It doesn't matter what country you're in. Daking is just
part of your childhood. It's a prerequisite to growing up.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
You know. Obviously Ryan got dacked in front of our
whole street.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well that was it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We posted that video. It's still up there, by the
way on Insta. The kids inst to check it out
Ryan getting dacked. But how wonderful to go halfway across
the world to a totally different countries and see the kids.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are the same, kids are all the same.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Pants is funny no matter what language.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
It was very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And then the tour guy that we're with was they
were telling the kids off, and the little kids were
turning around and going flipping the guy the.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Bird and they were saying f you, f you and
flipping the guy off, and in English. In English.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, I would imagine it'd be the first thing
you'd learn if you were going to learn another language.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Right, And I was like, oh wow, it's six year old.
Boys really are all the same. Everywhere around the world.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
That's good. Where are going next?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
You go to maybe in the Middle East, South America,
just the dacking World Tour. Just go around pulling down
pants and I'm not.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Going to be pulling any pants down.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
This is Chris Page and Amy's Ride Happy Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
We're just about time.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We've got to get out of here, but we're going
to play our new favorite game just before we go.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Please we invite you to play along at home. It's
called Dead or.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Alive Chris and Amy, and it's.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
About all your favorite celebrities or not so favorite celebrities,
the ones you know when I say their name and
you go dead.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Please be dead.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Okay, you got some good ones?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I got some good ones. I think I do, so
I'll test you out here.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We're going to kick it off with one of the
great actors, a great comedian, very strange man.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
No one has Bill Murray.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
I'm real living the same day over and over.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, Ghostbusters lost in translation, that semi creepy thing with I.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Feel like he was famous enough if he had died,
I would have heard about it.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
So I'm going to go with a live That's.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
What you always got to ask you if you go,
I would have heard one night if Bill Murray had died, Yeah,
he would have. He's still alive seventy five years old.
It's one point to Amy Hope you're doing a right
at home. Celebrity Number two is Sally Field.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The only thing I know to be true in my
heart is that the children were happier when Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Was a part of their lives.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
So she was the horrible wife in Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Forrest Gump's mum, Yeah, remember, hey, Forrest, You're not the
R word like the school says.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I have no idea, so I'm going to go with.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Dead Sally Field. Oh yeah, poor old Sally Field.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Still alive seventy nine and damn it being called dead
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay, yep, so let's.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
A you missed that point.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Did you hear that there was a station in the
UK by the way on a tangent, sorry Adhd everybody
that announced that King Charles had died during the week
because they have their like tapes and recorded, you know,
things for if the king dies, and it accidentally went.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
To we because of the technical thing.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah, and they announced that the king was dead so
they're in trouble anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Sally Field is still alive.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Okay, let's go to probably the greatest villain in movies
of all time. You know him from Harry Potter and
also of course Dieheart.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept
whole world.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We also, oh, he was getting Harry Potter, right, Harry
Potter love Actually, Alan Rickman, now I have a machine gun.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Haw haw haw, I have no idea dead.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Sadly, you're right. Alan Rickman died age sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh that's quite early, yes, sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Alan, Dinner for two, all right. Next celebrity is the
great Dame Maggie Smith.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I am familiar with.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Is Lord Burn.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I think cousin Robert is referring to Adel's work as
a prostitute.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
He's just servant's a very old.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Phone down to an abbey, of course.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I mean she sounds almost like she's passed away there,
the voices.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Like when you hear the yeah, she's dead as a dwnout.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Unfortunately, in two thousand and four she died aged eighty nine.
Though train surfing will they never learn? Finally, last one,
Paula Abdull.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Some thinking music Is that Paula Abdoll's music?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay, oh, this is a good sign. Is that Paula
Abdol's music.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I've never even heard of this woman.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
You've never heard of Paula Abdell.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Have you heard of Paula Abdoll?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Everyone everyone outside is nodding.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, Ah. I feel like this might be a trick.
I don't know. Alive.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, paul is still alive. She's only sixty three years old.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Only got one wrong then.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
So a bit of a trick. Question you did you
only got you killed? Sally Field?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Sorry, sal Sorry Sally. She's dead now according to Amy, Yes, no,
not while we were talking.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Sorry, yes, yes, yes, in the last two minutes, I've
got breaking news.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Sally Field. She's fine.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, we'll do it again next week. Dead or alive,
and so much more fun, so much fun. See your
Saturday eight am.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
And enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Everyone, See you next weekend. Boy By
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
Everybody's amdo It's God.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is Chris and Amy in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Kiss, Good morning everyone, Happy Sunday, Good morning, Welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Did you get a fancy new haircut?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I have a fancy new haircut. What do you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Actually really like it?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It gives you a bit more edge, so you look
a bit cooler, and you've got a beard like the stubble.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm into the beard's doubble.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm glad you like the haircut though.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
The haircuts cool.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Did it myself?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Really, I'm that guy. I'm that kid school that cuts
his own hair because it's used as an insult, like
when you see someone you haven't seen in ages. Yeah,
you go, oh, hey, are you cutting your own hair again?
And they go no, oh sorry, my.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mom used to cut all my brother's hair. But I'm impressed,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I didn't mean to go this high on.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
The it's almost like a bit of a mohorn short bit.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well you've gone short back and sides, yeah, and then
you've got like a little tough at the top.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes, So it's on the top that I was trying
to even out the sides. But in doing that, when
you're a total amateur, yeah, maybe high, you're.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Trying to get them, You're trying to get them level.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So I had to keep going higher on each side
to try to even them out. Ahh, I don't think
there's still one hundred percent even.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Do your boys like it?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They love it?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna say I feel like Bobby would love
that haircut.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
They haven't been this happy since I had the lightning
bolt on the side of my hair.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
During the Christmas holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh god, no, we always say the kids when I've
got the six week long holiday, you go, you can
do whatever.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You want with your hair.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, my boys get one to and they got.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
A lightning bolt. And I was at the barber and
I went, well, man, it's not like I have a
proper job to go to.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
My boys get the lightning bolt and Charlie gets her
stick on nails.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That's her vice.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
But there you go. It could be a career for
me in here.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, you could open up a little barbershop in your garage.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Had the little mirror on the back wall as well,
like doing the back thing. You go I've got too
much time. I've got no money and lots of time.
So cut your own hair, have a crack everyone, just
do it. Never Yeah, you might look like Lloyd Christmas
dumb and dumber, but you'll be right.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
This is Crisp Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
So obviously, I've just come back from holidays.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And when we were over in one part of Vietnam, Hoyan,
we met a really lovely Aussie couple over there, and
I noticed that Ryan was chatting with the swingers.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I noticed that Ryan was chatting with the wife and
they were hitting it on.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Ryan was chatting with them, and.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Ryan was chatting with them, and they were talking you know,
polar and everything that's going on in the world. You
know what I'm like when it comes to news, head
in the ground, I'm a bit oblivious. I live in
ignorant bliss, and I kind of prefer it that way.
But I did feel like a bit of an outsider.
I had no idea what they were talking about. So
went back to the room, pulled up my chat CHABT
and I said, listen, your best friend, my best friend,
(03:28):
my bestie, And I said, hey, nine point thirty every morning,
I want you to give me six top headline news
stories from around the world. Done, okay, next day, top
six headline stories. And it is like Russia bombing Ukraine,
Trump threatening Iran, a bowler outbreak, climate change, the world
(03:49):
is hym anyway, Oh you missed.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
The volcanoes, violence against women or the like. When you
turn on the news, it's just.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Misery, horrendous news stories. And so I was like, okay,
day one, I'll give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Six days in and honestly, I am not somebody who
suffers from anxiety. But if you wanted to create anxiety
in your life, all you have to do is pay
full attention to the news and you.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Will just spiral.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It is so depressing and soul destroying. It makes a
whole outlook towards the world feel very bleak. You feel
on edge, you feel nervous, you feel unsettled. I sh hey, Bessie,
stop sending me news articles.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, so your instruction was at nine point thirty every day.
Please send me the top six news stories in the world.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yes, and now are They are all horrendous. It's basically
World War three imminent. Everyone's bombing each other. Casualties everywhere,
including children, and I don't know how you read and
ingest all of that information and then go about your
life merrily.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I live in like a weird cloud most of the time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Have you taken a little bit of a page out
of my book and stopped paying so much attention.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
To the news?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I've cut way down.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And do you feel better? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
A lot of it is not It's horrible, But you go,
that does not affect me today.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't need to know that to go about my day.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I don't think as human beings we are meant to
consume so much news, so much heavy news.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Do you know, I'll tell you a secret, And the channels,
the TV channels won't like this secret. Why do you
think the weather is at the end of the news
bulletin for all of them? No idea, because it's the
only thing you actually need to know. And so you
watch the whole news, and you know, old people, your
parents will do it. They go, oh, hang on, the
(05:43):
weather's coming up on the news. I'm like, okay, I've
got an app I can tell you now. But yeah,
old people love the weather on the news and it's
at the end because they know it's the only thing
you actually need to see.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, well, I mean, stop watching the news, guys, it's honestly,
it's too heavy.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Then it's time for home and away.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This is crisp page and.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm going to give you a dating scenario and I
want to get your take on whether you'd stay or leave.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Good because I am a forty two year old married
man with two kids.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Well, tune in everyone, wait till you know what I say.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Back in my heyday, when I was living overseas in
the UK, I used to flat share with this girl.
She started dating an Irish guy, really liked him. They'd
been on three or four dates. Fourth date, she decided
that she was going to go out with him and
his mates. Now, Irina no to the pub. And you
know the Irish, they love their guinness. And she is
(06:38):
a petit little lady. I don't know now, but she
was a petite little lady back then, and she went
toe to toe with him for guinness. Now we all
know guinness is like basically eating.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
A meat pie. It's a meal.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, yeah, she was about about fourteen guinnesses, right, I
don't know, but she had a lot of guinnesses.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
She blacked out of course, as you do.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
She woke to an enraged person, which turned out to
be his flatmate, knocking on their bedroom door. And she
woke up startled, and this man has gone, who the
hell has taken a shit up my hallway and in
the bathroom right, and she's gone what And she is
so hungover she can barely lift her head up.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
But her and her then partner that she was just dating, dating.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Fourth date, This wasn't the first night.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay, no fourth date.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
They've kind of looked at each other and then pulled
the covers off, and there is who in between hers pull.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
And it's all down her legs and.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
She has obviously, she has obviously gotten herself to a
state where, what she says.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Nothing was working.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well. I think she tried to make it to the toilet, but.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It was all gone corridor.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
From her poor little tiny body down the corridor into
the bathroom. Now, I just cannot even fathom how you
would feel in that exact moment, Like she says still
to this day, it was the most horrific moment of
her life.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
And here's the c wet Ryan's bed on.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Your first when the first night Ryan stayed over, But
that was just we I feel like that's very different.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And I played it cool, like, well, it's you know,
accidents happen.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
There's a break for another day.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We're going to write down all the bodily fluids and
extra and we'll rank them.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I go, what's worse, Like, I don't know where does
bullet is worse?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And Chantelle has absolutely done a runner, so she's grabbed
her clothes. She hasn't even cleaned up after herself, which
I personally thought was mortifying. But she went aground, so
she disappeared for like two to three weeks. She rang
told us the stories week couldn't even get in touch
with her because she really like this guy, and she
was absolutely mortified.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
So he's dodged a bullet.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No, no, no, she hasn't dodged a bullet. They've just
celebrated their ten year wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
No, yes, and three.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Kids and they have just celebrated their ten year anniversary.
That's literally how I even remember the story because I
saw it pop up on my Facebook last week.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Ten years together, ten years together. That's nice.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, you know what, it's actually a really good story.
It's a nice, positive story because you go. Stuff can
go wrong in life, and it does and shit happens, guys,
Shit happens. And here's a happy ending.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
A happy ending.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I mean, and no matter how bad your day's going,
you know, I think you didn't put yourself on a
four day today.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
And they're still married.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They're still married. I actually reckon, he's gone. Oh my god.
I appreciate you trying to come out with the lads
and trying to keep up with us, and your poor
body has not been able to handle it.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I can look past it.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah. You know what, as gross as all the pooh is,
drinking fourteen guinnesses is kind of hot, so that kind of,
you know, offsets it.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
The effort is hot. Yeah, that was the name Chantelle.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
No, she doesn't even live in the country, so no.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
You said it. You drop it in there. They did
good on your Chantel. Good girl. Okay, this is.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Chris Page and Amy to Ride.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
We have a lot of mums listening.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
We know that, yep, and Dad's but you can go
jump because we're only worried about what the mums are
talking about. We are looking at the Facebook mums group
every week. What are the mums of Australia talking about
this week.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Hey, mums, just got off a flight and I'm still cringing.
I was so sick the whole time.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh gosh, this could be me.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I was so sick the whole time and had no
choice but to travel. I could feel the looks every
time I coughed or ran to the bathroom like I.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Was the worst person alive.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
And honestly, pre kids, pre life chaos, I probably would
have judged me too, But now I get it. Sometimes
you don't have a choice. Life doesn't pause because you're unwell.
When you're traveling as a family, moving flights cost a fortune.
What does everyone do in this situation?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Big issue? Now, I'm certain that our producer Eggo I
E wrote this off the but he poses as a
woman online so that he can get into all the
Facebook mum's groups. And I reckon he's chosen this because
you've just you've been this person.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Or he's just written it based off my story.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It's from that I can see the profile picture.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I can sympathize with this woman.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well, you've just come back from Vietnam and this was
more or less ritually.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
My entire story.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I don't like when I get on a plane and
someone's coughing and spluttering and sneezing right next to me either.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
You don't like a crying baby either, But it's what
are you going to do?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well? This is the thing I didn't Crying babies used to.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Annoy me as well before I had kids, and now
that I have kids, I know that it's so hard
when you're a mum and you're doing everything in your
power to settle your baby, but sometimes they just cry.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And the worst thing you're going to get with the
crying baby's a headache. Whereas someone coughing and spluttering, you're
going with, is this covid?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Is this bird?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Follow this? This was me.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I was stuck in ho Chi Minh. I'd already done
one flight with three kids, and I had one more
flight to go, and I was crooked. I was on
antibiotics at this stage, so I was I feel like
I wasn't contagious, but I was still coughing, blowing my nose,
and I was acutely aware of people basically turning around
(12:19):
to eyeball.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
You're going to be self conscious.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
It's a big air tight missile with three hundred people
on it, Yes, and just farts, burps, coughs, just circulating
through it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
But I think, what, even in my situation, what was
I to do? I was in Ho Chi Minh city
with three children.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
What was I going to do?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Disregard my flight and put us up in a hotel
room like I did as much as I could to
be courteous of other flyers. I went and bought a mask,
and that I actually slept with the blanket that they
give you over my head. I did it for two reasons.
One the airplane was freezing cold, and two I just thought,
you know, if I'm at least coughing behind a mask
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and underneath.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
A blanket, no one can really say I was. Did
I did?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I wore a mask, a cod mask.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
A lot of people in Vietnam wear masks.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
The Asians wool masks before COVID like it was actually
quite common. When you saw pictures in China and parts
of Asia, the masks were not a like weird thing.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It was here in Australia, We're like, ugh, am.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'm wearing masks out in the streets, out in the
shopping centers.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Just everywhere.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I assume that they're so densely populated that masks became
a normal thing.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't think there is anyone on earth who goes, oh,
I've got a bit of a chest infection.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
I'm going to cancel my flight.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Where was this woman's husband?
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Does it say?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
It doesn't say that where is your husband? That where
was your husband? But how are you coming back?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah? My husband stayed on in Vietnam for a work trip.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, and then flying home business.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yes, he's over there in Vietnam sampling the nightlife.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
A you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Whatever do you think cheap massages and then business class back.
It's got a tough life anyway.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
In the morning, this is Crisp Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Hello Frank Walker from Nationalis.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
How are you going good?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
How are you good?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Sunday? We got one more hour to go.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know I'm exhausted, and then I can have my
five days off.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Hey, do you have a lounge with pillows?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Cushions?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Cushions? Sure?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I stupidly bought one of these lounges that the back
of the lounge has the cushions, let's call them.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
That's not the stupidest thing you did. You bought a
white li No it.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I didn't buy white linen.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It is cream fabric that is removable and you can
wash it.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Okay, not that I've ever done that. I've given up.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
But the cushions at the back of the lounge are
not attached to it. And because we got a big
long I think it like sits nine or ten people.
There's about twelve cushions. And my boys have this syndrome
where they literally cannot sit on the lounge without throwing
every cushion off.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh my god, every single cushion.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
Do they even stay in the same room.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, Half the time they're in the kitchen or the
living room, or they go to the other lounge room.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
What is it with the cushions mine? It's the same
We've got.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
There's a couch in the TV room and a couch
in the lounge room, but the cushions from both mixed. Yes,
and then you're right, kitchen, laundry, bathroom.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I sometimes find them upstairs in my bedroom.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
What's with the cushions? It's the same with the remote
control that we talked about last week. I think, what
is it?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't know what it is, but I used to
pick the cushions up every single time I walked into loundroom,
because they just drove me up the wall. Then I
kind of pulled back a little bit and I said,
I'll just do it once at the end of the night,
so at least I wake up and the lound room
is somewhat clean. Now, I feel like I've just really
like not let myself go, but I've just let the
house go. I have given up with the cushions. I
(16:00):
don't bother picking them up anymore. My loaundroom just looks
like a tip every single day because I am sick
to death of picking up the cushions and putting them
neatly back on the lounge. I said to Ryan, I'm
done until we have guests around or my parents come over.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
The cushions can stay wherever the hell they are.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
You're on the right track. I've given up. Hey, join me.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
You see you've given up on the cushions on the couch.
I've given up competing in society.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I'm not there yet.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
It's like, look what I'm were, How you haven't. I
don't think I know you know?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Did you get changed yesterday? No, you're wearing that. No,
Chris is in the exact same outfit. Are they sweatpants?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Wow, they're nice, nice black sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Who cares though it's Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
No, it's how you know you've given up competing in
society when you wear track pants to work and listen
to Matchbox twenty.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I've got one for you because you're so perceptive with
a lot of things, Like we know you don't watch
the news, but you are smart as a whip with
like so many kids. So I saw this question. I
got it wrong trying to answer this question online. I
want to see if you can do it.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
But it's about dating and why people do have a
second date.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
The number one reason why people did not allow someone
to get a second date with them they had a
velcrow wallet.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I bet I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Well, I'm going to pause it there because before we
listen to the end, I want to know what your
answer is.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Bad breath.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
So you know what it was. It was around attraction.
So when it was, you know, physical attraction, but in
particular it was they smelled really they had bad breath.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
I'm telling you now good bad breath is three strikes
and you are out especially when you're first starting to date,
because ultimately, when you're dating, like all you should want
to do is kiss.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
That person that your tends to be the end game.
That is endgame.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Right If that person that you're on a date with
leans in and you can smell like stale or worse,
they've had red onion, or they have bad breath.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh that tiny little bit of chicken stuck up between
like a molar or something like that, that's starting to turn.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I could never go on a second date. And that
might sound really superficial, and really truth be told, no
one has perfect breath all the time, right.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
I don't wake up in the morning and smell minty fresh.
But you have to be aware.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
So if you are going to eat your red onion salad,
you better be mouth washing, flossying, chewing gum, and drinking water.
I cannot be with somebody who had bad breath. Like
Ryan is lucky he's an open mouthed sleeper because his
breath never smells in the morning, but he just doesn't
have bad oral hygiene, so his breath is never bad.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I feel like it's something that's okay to say you
wouldn't date someone with because it's something you can do
something about, absolutely, and don't I know people do have
halatosis and there's unlucky people who do just have some
medical thing with bad breath.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
But there are a lot.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Of things that you mentioned, like flossing and chewing gum
and mouth washed.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
I feel like it's something you can fix.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
If you were to get on air and say, I
wouldn't date someone in a wheelchair or someone it's something
that someone can't.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Help, of course they wouldn't know it's different.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I feel like bad breath is in that category of like,
you know what, it's almost the lack of effort.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, just be aware of what you've eaten that day
or maybe not eaten. Just be aware if you haven't
drunk water and stayed hydrated, and don't lean in and
be all breathy on them. Yes, that's all I'm just
asking for some like hygiene period is paramount. When you
were starting to date, like ten years into a marriage,
(19:54):
there's skitties all over the toilet like it was ten
days in and those things are kind of flying behind
and you're.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Going to sit like facing forward on the toilet.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Not backwards.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
We're not reverse cagering, but yeah, bad breath. I'm not surprised.
I reckon most women could relate to that.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Okay, now I'm thinking, I hope I'm not in.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Trouble with like the halatosis society because I said, oh,
it's all right to not like people.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
With bad breath. You can do something about it anyway.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
What is halotosis?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Bad breath basically, but it's like something in the throat
or the esophagus or something that causes it.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
But yeah, surely that's fixable, is it not.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Anyway, if you've got halotosis and you'd like to make
a complaint, do it on email.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Just don't come in.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
This is Crisp Page and Amy Gerid.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Obviously I went to Vietnam. I feel like I've made
it my entire personality this show.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
But you say, obviously I've been into Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
It's been all that's on anyone's minds here in Australia
for the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Great, So you know, I was over there with my
kids with my husband and we did this street food
tour on the back of scooters, which is really cool for.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
You doing anything weird? Do they have weird they've gotten weird.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Like I saw in the convenience stores, like the seven eleven,
the equivalent over there, they have chicken feet which are
like vacuum sealed and you can buy them. They're in
like the fridge section. Actually took a photo of it
because I was like, what in God's name is this?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
You know what a foot?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
The Asian countries like that with really dense, big populations,
and some of those areas are poor. When you kill
a chicken, you don't waste any.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Well, apparently it's like a nice snack, eat the feet. Yeah,
I said a hard pass on that.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
But we were doing this tour.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We ended up in District One had a really fantastic
foe down this like dodgy looking little lane way, but
it was sensational, and we were doing a bit of
a walk past his park and there was all these
little Vietnamese young boys, girls and whatnot. Their grandma was
sitting there watching them. There was about six or seven
of them. My kids were trying to interact. Obviously language barrier,
so they were waving and whatnot, and then all of
(22:01):
a sudden, this six year old Vietnamese little boy runs
behind his mate and just dacks him, pulls his pants down.
I don't think he was very any undies. And I
just stood there and I go, oh my god. Daking
is universal.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
We're the same, we are we are all the same.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It doesn't matter what country you're in. Daking is just
part of your childhood. It's a prerequisite to growing up.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
You know. Obviously Ryan got dacked in front of our
whole street.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well that was it.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We posted that video. It's still up there, by the
way on Insta. The kids inst to check it out
Ryan getting dacked. But how wonderful to go halfway across
the world to a totally different countries and see the kids.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Are the same, kids are all the same.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Pants is funny no matter what language.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
It was very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And then the tour guy that we're with was they
were telling the kids off, and the little kids were
turning around and going flipping the guy the.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Bird and they were saying f you, f you and
flipping the guy off, and in English. In English.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I mean, I would imagine it'd be the first thing
you'd learn if you were going to learn another language.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Right, And I was like, oh wow, it's six year old.
Boys really are all the same. Everywhere around the world.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
That's good. Where are going next?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
You go to maybe in the Middle East, South America,
just the dacking World Tour. Just go around pulling down
pants and I'm not.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Going to be pulling any pants down.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
This is Chris Page and Amy's Ride Happy Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
We're just about time.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We've got to get out of here, but we're going
to play our new favorite game just before we go.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Please we invite you to play along at home. It's
called Dead or.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Alive Chris and Amy, and it's.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
About all your favorite celebrities or not so favorite celebrities,
the ones you know when I say their name and
you go dead.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Please be dead.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Okay, you got some good ones?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
I got some good ones. I think I do, so
I'll test you out here.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
We're going to kick it off with one of the
great actors, a great comedian, very strange man.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
No one has Bill Murray.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
I'm real living the same day over and over.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, Ghostbusters lost in translation, that semi creepy thing with I.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Feel like he was famous enough if he had died,
I would have heard about it.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
So I'm going to go with a live That's.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
What you always got to ask you if you go,
I would have heard one night if Bill Murray had died, Yeah,
he would have. He's still alive seventy five years old.
It's one point to Amy Hope you're doing a right
at home. Celebrity Number two is Sally Field.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
The only thing I know to be true in my
heart is that the children were happier when Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Was a part of their lives.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
So she was the horrible wife in Missus Doubtfire.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Forrest Gump's mum, Yeah, remember, hey, Forrest, You're not the
R word like the school says.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I have no idea, so I'm going to go with.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Dead Sally Field. Oh yeah, poor old Sally Field.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Still alive seventy nine and damn it being called dead
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay, yep, so let's.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
A you missed that point.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Did you hear that there was a station in the
UK by the way on a tangent, sorry Adhd everybody
that announced that King Charles had died during the week
because they have their like tapes and recorded, you know,
things for if the king dies, and it accidentally went.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
To we because of the technical thing.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah, and they announced that the king was dead so
they're in trouble anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Sally Field is still alive.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Okay, let's go to probably the greatest villain in movies
of all time. You know him from Harry Potter and
also of course Dieheart.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept
whole world.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
We also, oh, he was getting Harry Potter, right, Harry
Potter love Actually, Alan Rickman, now I have a machine gun.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Haw haw haw, I have no idea dead.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Sadly, you're right. Alan Rickman died age sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh that's quite early, yes, sorry.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Alan, Dinner for two, all right. Next celebrity is the
great Dame Maggie Smith.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I am familiar with.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
Is Lord Burn.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
I think cousin Robert is referring to Adel's work as
a prostitute.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
He's just servant's a very old.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Phone down to an abbey, of course.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I mean she sounds almost like she's passed away there,
the voices.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Like when you hear the yeah, she's dead as a dwnout.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Unfortunately, in two thousand and four she died aged eighty nine.
Though train surfing will they never learn? Finally, last one,
Paula Abdull.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Some thinking music Is that Paula Abdoll's music?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Okay, oh, this is a good sign. Is that Paula
Abdol's music.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I've never even heard of this woman.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
You've never heard of Paula Abdell.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Have you heard of Paula Abdoll?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Everyone everyone outside is nodding.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, Ah. I feel like this might be a trick.
I don't know. Alive.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, paul is still alive. She's only sixty three years old.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Only got one wrong then.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
So a bit of a trick. Question you did you
only got you killed? Sally Field?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Sorry, sal Sorry Sally. She's dead now according to Amy, Yes, no,
not while we were talking.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Sorry, yes, yes, yes, in the last two minutes, I've
got breaking news.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Sally Field. She's fine.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, we'll do it again next week. Dead or alive,
and so much more fun, so much fun. See your
Saturday eight am.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
And enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Everyone, See you next weekend. Boy By
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