June 30, 2025 • 36 mins
Clairsy and Lisa start the show with an enlightening chat about their respective zits. Elliot Yeo stopped by studio to chat about the Eagles loss to Collingwood over the weekend, whistle issues and Clairsy tried out a new nickname for Elliot. Was it a success? Jason Featherby from Leeuwin Wealth came in for a chat, no you can’t claim that air fryer as a tax deduction. Inspired by Jason’s visit, we opened the lines to ask what random things you’ve claimed at tax time?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
On the podcast, we talk tax returns with Jason Featherbee
from lew and Wealth.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We took your calls and your texts on the things
that you can or maybe you tried to claim.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
We both have something on our face and we don't
know whether to squeeze it or leave it please.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Column B West Coast Ego Alio chatted about Harry Edward's
running away from medical stuff and faulty whistles.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Jonathan Lapalia has been dumped from hosting Survivor and Clarsy's
cat left little presents all over the house.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Not Angel, more like demon.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's that time, tax time. Jason Featherby's here from LEU and.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Wealth to help us. Hello, Hello, thanks for coming in.
Thank you for saving us from ourselves.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's that Tommy, isn't It's like Christmas for financial advisors?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Absolutely, And you've got that hard deadline.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Everything's got to be done by thirty Joe, So that's over.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
So what do we do next?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah? Yeah, all right, what is on the agenda? What's
the first thing to think of in layman's terms, people
just want to get a few tips.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, I guess the overarching thing when you go to
think about doing your tax return is to.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Remember three things. Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
One, if you're going to put in your tax return,
you must have spent the money. Yes, you can't make
it up, So you must have spent the money. You
must it must be linked to your work or the
production of income. Okay, okay, So it can't be private
expenses and things like that. So that's important to remember.
And the other thing that people do forget from time
to time or get confused about, is that if you've
(01:31):
been reimbursed for you know, your mobile phone or something
by your work.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's not a claim.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, Jason.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Should people do their own tax or should they always?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Perhaps?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I mean I wouldn't in a fit, and mine's very straightforward,
but I just.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I, you know, I get a form and I'm zoned out.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So it is easier than ever before to do your
own tax.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
If you're an employer and you've got not a lot,
a bit of interest and maybe a few you can
probably get away with doing it yourself. Having grown up
in an accounting business, I'm a bit conflicted. I think
having an accountant means it's just another layer of protection,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
So you've got someone with another set of eyes over.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Your stuff, and you get a little bit longer to
lodge your tax return as well. If so, I'm a
bit conflicted, But I always get a good accountant.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
They like anything. You know, it's worth the money you
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a bit of insurance as well, because legislation and
things can change as well.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
They do.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
It's changing again. Things change every year. They'll change again today.
Tax rates, payments all change today. What you can and
can't claim change all of.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That for you. Do they even get your group certificate for.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Isn't there?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not the paper thing that you get anymore. But
I thought you had to kind of access it.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I think it's the tax office. It goes went into
your pre fill. That's called it the tax office pre fill.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And so if you're patient enough then and you wait
for late July early August, all your stuff is.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Going to be in your tax return.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Ready, Yeah, ready to go, add a few extra bits
and press the button away you go.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So you can do it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, you could if you were so inclined. Now, what's
the ATO cracking down on this year?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What should people?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, look, the big thing, three big things this year,
and they're usually the common things, so work related expenses,
working from home expenses.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So you need to be very careful with those.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
A lot of us now work from home since.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
COVID all ways to try it on, to try it on. Yeah,
just remember those golden rules.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You must be work related and you must have spent
the money. So coffee machines, no, they're not tax deductive.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Work dog food for the companion is helping you work productivity.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I think that's the stretch, but you do need so
and you can claim, like certain kilometers you can claim,
is it three hundred? I think you can claim without
receipts to get fulled. So you might be able to
claim without receipts, but you still need to keep records
because if the ATO comes a knocking, you can have
to prove that you did spend that money and that
it was legit. So for example, you guys, you drive
(04:15):
here and you do your work and you drive home,
and so your job is here, so you would be
struggling to claim kilometers. You can't claim trips to and
from work. No, even I can during the days coming
here for example, right, because I come from home to
curricular Yes, so private trips to and from work not deductible.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
It's a common mistake.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But if we go out to maybe an event, yeah, yead.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Then yeah you can, then you can.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, but that'd be a mind I'm not telling you
what you can. Yeah, it'd be pretty minor.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I'd say.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Car related travel did make up the bulk of work
related expenses last year, which surprised me because I there
are so many people working from home, so much there.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
There are, and there are a lot of people that
actually don't need their their car for their job, but
there is that this. You know, everyone thinks I can.
I can claim five thousand kilometers without proving it. The
tax office now more than ever, it's always been pretty
good at data matching, and it knows what sorts of
jobs do need to drive, and it knows what don't.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
So you need to be really careful with that, and
it knows.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You fit filled out that book with three different pens
using book.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It looked like you did it over it.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, yeah, you had to do it for three months.
In the last for five or seven years. So the
ATO you do need to keep, so you do. They
know that they can even use AI now to know
where you were. They can ask for oh my god,
I can ask for your calendar to prove that you
were where you were to scare people. But you just
it just needs to be legit and more than ever.
(05:56):
I heard the other day an account and telling me
about someone of his accounts having a holiday house, and
the ATA says, well, we know you were there on
these dates, these days, these days, and these dates because
we've got your.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Metadata from your phone.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I didn't even know what met pinged. You've been pinned.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Fright.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We know everything about it, they do.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah, so don't don't try and be cleverer than that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay man, what about crypto currency? Not that everyone's delving
into crypto, but some rule changes, right we Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
One hundred thousand people did, and.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
There's been a good year, so there are some gains
in crypto. And just because it is a digital currency
doesn't mean the tax office doesn't know that you are.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Making money a game.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, made a gain and a lot of the more
common platforms actually reports straight to the OHO as well.
So you do need to be disclosing your gains on crypto.
And even if you swap from bitcoin to e theorem
for example, that's a transaction, right, that's like selling VHP
and buying Rio. Right, So you do need to report
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that you can't get away with as much.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Can't get away much any Yeah, I know there's a
lot of coverage of what we're doing. We know where
you are.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
This is one of those things though that you know
in yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I can, No, you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
And if you have to ask, like you've just done, yes,
probably probably.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Know if you get a little grid on your face
when you're thinking I wonder if I could, Probably it's.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Probably, you know, and you're really more than ever now.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
You just can't get away with it.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
The tax office has so much going for it in
terms of getting in front of you and the pain
and the penalties and the stress.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And embarrassment as well. If you get nabbed and you
haven't got the receipts.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You got the taxman coming in, and once they're in
so they might come and see you for I don't know,
some sort of a three undred dollars deduction that you
don't have a receipt for once they're in your business,
they are in and so they will then look at everything.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So you don't want to let the time, don't give
They've got the time. It is their job, and you
don't want to give it.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And they love it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
That's what you don't want to What is it they
say about wrestling with pigs?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But you get dirty in the picture.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Very carefully on that note, Actually, we're going to be
opening up the text line and the phones here, so
can I throw just very quickly before you go? Sunglasses
if I'm seeing it, the red hot summer tour. No,
look at his face?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Maybe sunscreens okay, sunscreen happen an air for no even
you even even if you've got all dress code at work,
which everyone does, that's not the You've got to be really,
really careful. That's the overarching message. The other one is
what were the two golden rules?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't lie?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Don't lie.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
You have to spend the.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Money I have the worker, it's got to be work related.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Well done. I'm not so well done.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm glad you did the test.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Coming in, I want to know about the random thing
you've tried to claim somebody or somewhat. Yeah, you heard
you heard a guy did you know you try you
heard about a guy heard about a guy that tried
it on. I want to hear about those funny claims.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Something better than you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Claiming on an air fraft on the text Marian Kenswick said.
Ken Wick said, I did my own tax until I
was fifty seven years old and company closed down and
I got to pay out.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Et cetera.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So I used a tax guy to make sure I
got it right. He told me about rebates on super
contributions and other things that I didn't know about, and
for that reason I've used him ever since.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's just so much easier. John and Como, Good morning John.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
I think I've mentioned this to you guys before. I
worked with the Text Office for thirty years. Yes, yes,
I've said I know what I can get away with.
I know how far I couldn't push them. I know
when they send me threatening letter where it's actual a
threat or it's just an idle threat levels but different label.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
But the thing that and this is ongoing, that is
well it will push with them is that I know
with late payment penalties, there is a threshold before they
impose them.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Ah, okay, you know the timeframes.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Basically, I know that if I pay something, because you
don't have to be a high man, but any if
I pay something two three weeks, lad, I'm not going
to get a penalty for it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think as long as you pay it is the
main Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, what was the wackiest thing you saw someone trying
to claim in the text?
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Oh? Random, random.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Fry, just silly. Yeah, just people try and try and
dumb stuff. So the thing is that if you raise
a red flag, you put something there that raises a
red flag, that's when they will come after you. You know,
if you're going to if you're going to put something
in there that's a bit dodgy, it's not you know,
that's something silly, like I spent twenty thousand dollars on
(11:02):
dry cleaning.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
You got, yeah, exactly, flag.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Keep it real, you think, like anything. No one likes
to be insulted.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But I don't extop my intelligence by saying you've claimed
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Blah blah blah. So actually, yeah, that's probably the rule.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Thank morning, Thanks your expertise.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Paul and jingle up, Good.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
How is good?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Have you tried to make a random claim on your
tax I'm.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
No, I'm going to be doing it, probably this afternoon.
I'd say poorly drawn pets went to a charity. Yeah,
I'm going to be claiming that, and I won't even
feel guilty about having something, getting my money back and
having a picture worth thout.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
That's Querezy did yours thousand ye the top, Well good
luck with that poor.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah yeah, it ta's like a red flag.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
But the text man, well, they won't be doing me
for obtaining credit by fraud.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
And thanks yeah, thanks Paul.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Natasha in Ashby says I worked for someone who tried
to claim a visit to lang Trees.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
As business development use the company card by producing the
company card by mistake at Lang Trees.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I wonder if they've got the business.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
As a gentleman's what do you call it, gentlemen's It's something.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Parla parla gentlemen's club of some sort.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh well, if you have entertained guests are trying to
get the business over the line, you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Can tell from how juvenile my laugh is.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What it was they got the business?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
All right, you're about that Melanie and Woodridge says a
young girl I worked with back in the late eadies
doing my hairdressing apprenticeship, tried to claim her chewing gum
because our boss used to make us have chewies after
going out for us my go break. Oh yeah, your
right sort of in someone's face, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You or your PK down on.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Your juicy fruit?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Absolutely the phone, Dennis, what were the claims back in the.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Eighties early nineties. I worked in the mine and this
was before GST.
Speaker 12 (13:18):
Yes, and there was a system called PPS prescribed payment system. Yes,
now you were paid the fore now and I'll call
a ball apartment's So I was getting one hundred, one
hundred fifty thousand, but you had to put your PPS.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Payments aside and pay your tax right now. The guys
I was working with two people in particular, it was
a father and son. So they were getting there one
hundred hundred fifty or whatever you yet, and they weren't
paying their PPS. And their favorite saying was you can't
get blood out of the stone. So after two or
(13:54):
three few years they got caught up with by the
tax department. You can you know what the tax department.
Their favorite quote.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
After that wasn't get out of.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
The stone, but you can crush the rock and turn
it into dust.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Paying rock paper scissors with finances.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Working on the mind. And they should have known that absolutely, yes, well.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
No, that they was just you know what some people
just think they know everything.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Tax bill, Yeah, tax bill of one.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hundred grand, a lot of money that hurts tennis.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Got one hundred, one hundred and seventy five thousand.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's like someone not playing their paying their players players.
You go, now, yeah, not good, correct.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
And what it is is that it's whatever you owe them.
Plus they make the fine the same as what you
owe them.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
They don't look around, but.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
You think about it. The interest rate was twenty one percent.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Had three mortgages, but I only owe two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
You know.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Yeah, you good old days.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know, Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, thanks?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Is that problem?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Good words to you know, learn from Dennis's talk about
the days before it was nearly nine hundred grand for
a house in Guess News came out to day.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The medium house for I love some of the things
that people claim. Julian Kingsley says there was a trade
that claimed dog food because they needed the dog to
protect the.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Tools on the work site.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Legit, it might be one.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Of those those security dogs at stay of the night.
So I guess maybe keep healthy.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'd give it a go.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, one filling Karen Up says, containers for cash I
collect and drop about six times a year and donate
them to epilepsy Wa. I get a receipt and I
end up with a deduction of about three hundred and
fifty dollars. My accountant then claims that no problem, Well
you should get that film.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's awesome. Good for you.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, you're doing a really good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
People that would be stoked with that, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, that is very cool.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Can I just say?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Luke?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
And Armadale makes a really good point.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
He says, when are the ATO going to raise the
limit of item prices of three hundred dollars or more?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It must be depreciated over a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Because I'm a trade and a half day cordless drill
is five hundred dollars or more. I mean things needs
to go up accordingly.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hello, over time.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I do like a good drill.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, and just inflation, do you think it should be? Notice?
I let it go through to.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Like, no, no, I think you should just sat like
a tool.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I like, yeah, nice, thanks, last I like a drill. Yeah,
notice I held off.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Lea help me there.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Hello, what are the random claims you've tried to make
a tax time?
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Well, I was a skimpy for eight years, which is
a wonderful job. It took me all over Australia, meeting
wonderful people and experiencing new things. And I even met
my husband on the job, so and we've been together
thirteen years now, so it was it was a great
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life that I lived in those days. And what was
wonderful about that job was that I was able to
claim because you know, the part of the job is
getting dressed up. You're in a costume, You've got your
make up, your tan Indeed, I was able to claim
all of my lingerie, all of my underwear, anything from
(17:21):
an adult shop, all of my tanning products, make up,
so everything from Priceline, bras and things, and the adult shop.
Was Yeah, I pretty much got fully reimbursed for that
because the this is right and so much of the
(17:42):
job is cash as well, so you know, you get
your tip some things. So that was yeah, I got
I got paid really well at tax time as well
as throughout the year. It was bloody brilliant.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Probably not the part you tell the text man, But
what about tessels.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
One hundred percent claimable? Especially back in the day in
Cagouley when you had to wear they went from being
entirely topless to having to wear.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Our taxi Jason, who we spoke to before, he said,
there's two rules. You had to pay for them, and
they have to be work related.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That all fits both boxes.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
You can't argue with any of that. So good for you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And she met her husband on the job. That's wonderful.
Can we not say on the job she was behind
the bar?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
True?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Where where has your mind gone to today?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I'm sorry, more crazy, more podcasts. So I just thought
of something when I was in our kitchen just moments ago,
because it was you know, we have those little bags
of like sample sized, fun sized chips in there. Yeah,
and I saw the burger rings, and I thought, when
I got when I got my coffee yesterday, I was
walking into the cafe and sitting at the table drinking
his coffee eating a giant bag of burger rings.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Oh that does not go A giant burger rings does
not go with a coffee.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, And I didn't think anyone ate burger rings anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, I'm a twisty sir.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, And it was just so weird to see him
that he was enjoying it. And I'm going, do they
really they don't taste like burger do they? What do
they taste like? It's an odd taste.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I was never a burger rings person.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He was honing in, Yeah, tastes anything like that.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'll have a coffee and some burger rings.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Just such a weird to see. And I have seen
a big packet like that since I was a kid. Yeah,
it's quite odd. So I might go to the kitchen
now to have a small packet because it's about four
of them in there, four rings.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
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Speaker 3 (20:06):
The final score on Saturday night was eighty eight to
fifty nine. The West Coast Eagles lost to Collingwood by
twenty nine points. Good morning, Elliott's, Good morning the Eagles. However,
you know, this was the top of the table and
the Eagles are not. But you know, they went in
with not a lot of people really backing them much,
but they did not shy away from the challenge.
Speaker 15 (20:28):
No, they didn't know. I thought they played pretty well
from the majority of the game. Yeah, so the better team,
And I think Pendall said after the game as well,
he said that West Coast game could scare for the
majority of the game. So that's a good little tip
of the cap to ask and the young team and
the players for being able to compete for longer periods.
But we're still finding that we're having lapses in games
(20:50):
where it's costing us, you know, four or five goals
here and there, and yeah, it's hard to come back from.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Definite a real crack. And what about play hall mate
around sixteen? Rising star on isn't there? That's good.
Speaker 15 (20:59):
Yeah, it was good to see Feathers get a bit
of reward for effort as well. He's had a strong
couple of years now in the system and he's had
a a few games in the Waffle and he's kind
of been trying to find his feet and he's played
pretty consistent in the waffle and being able to come
in and then actually implement that and replicate it.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (21:17):
Yeah, just goes to show that, you know, anything can
happen and hard work pays.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Off the feather and Feather's cap What was.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Going on with Harry Edwards so being chased around the
ground by the medical tailor for a solid it was
like a Benny Hill's skin for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It was trying to assess him for concussion. You have
to be assessed.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
Yeah, yeah, I think the docs tried to stop the
game with the umpires and eventually it got through so
they did, which was good.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I think, like now this.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
New concussion rule and everything like that, there's yeah, you
have to do that, or goes to the arc, or
it goes to soah. There's a variety of different ways
that they can stop the game. But yeah, I think
everyone's obviously it's a big issue now that you know,
stopping the game is a big thing, and getting the
docks to be able to because a lot of players
turn around and go no, I'm fine, yeah, I'm all good.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, yes, don't the doctors for.
Speaker 15 (22:10):
Don't want the credit, correct, So then you know that's
the doctor to eliminate yeah, correct, So then to eliminate that,
then you know, obviously the dock has to do their
thing and get them off the ground as quick as possible.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Because yeah, then your mind is on the job.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You want to in the zone.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, correct.
Speaker 15 (22:27):
But then you lose like twenty minutes of doing your
concussion protocols and all that, and it's like, well, can
you do something with the sub or something?
Speaker 9 (22:35):
That's what?
Speaker 15 (22:35):
Yeah, that's cool, you know what I mean. So that'd
be cool that you could kind of use that in
a different way.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
To implement the sub perhaps, But.
Speaker 15 (22:43):
How that looks I'm not sure, but like, yeah, because
you lose a player for twenty twenty four minutes and
then if they're okay, then you've lost you know, you
one down on the tap the rotation.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You know what else was really bizarre at this game
Apparently one of the umpires whistles.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
Wasn't do they not have spare broken that carry on?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
You think you'd do the same as players having spare boots. Yeah,
so you got spare you got spare whistles or whatever
like that, Like.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
That would last for one whistle before it was replaced,
but evidently it went on for.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Some time halftime.
Speaker 15 (23:16):
Yeah, change it over everything in their pockets, right, yeah
you think so. Remember they used to have their note
pad in the back pocket.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, that's gonna out. Yeah, the old d Brereton. Yeah,
and that right on the paper right your face. But
you don't have to. I don't think you're going to
write much.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
On that, like just right on your leg. Yeah, giving
I do miss that coffee order that his tips for
the first at rounderick exactly? Do you think the last
few weeks? So this is moving forward to talk about
the Giants game, but the vibe of the club right
now it must be of great optimism.
Speaker 15 (23:52):
It is, it is I think the last six weeks. Yeah,
they've shown some really good things in games and we've
been able to compete for longer, which is really positive.
And I think from a fan perspective as well, that's
all you want in playing group, like I think, and
from me watching on the sidelines as well, you can
genuinely see the change that's happening and what we're trying
(24:12):
to go after and how we want to move the
ball and how we want to play. So it's all
pretty exciting as a player, as a fan, as a
West Coast supporter, So yeah, it's there's there's still things
that we need to work on and you know, we've
got a lot to do and we've got a lot
to bridge the gap on. But it's an exciting time
to be at the football club.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I don't think you can call Legals supporters Charonay fans
anymore either, the way they used to cop that weird
sort of monitor back in the day, because they've really
stuck by.
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Oh they have, yeah, numbers great and it's been it's
been some hard years. Yeah, some very hard years and
our fans, like I say it every time, you know
when I'm talking about the fans, and we do have
the best fans in Australia. I don't think you get
like forty thousand plus for five years of hard years
(25:02):
as well at bottom of the ladder, ish rock it up,
turn it up, supporting the players, supporting the team. They're
just fantastic and I can't take them enough.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, a lot of fear with the friends in watching sports.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So it's good that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, it
doesn't get any more prime time.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
This week up to the stadium.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Friday night, bounced down at six twenty for the game
against the Giants. They are coming off a buy and
they're just outside the top eight, So feels.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Not that long ago.
Speaker 15 (25:30):
We're talking about the Giants as well, and it goes
quick done that, the whole season goes quick. But they're
talented team. As I said last time, they're very talented
and they've got players all over the field. So you know,
we've come up against a really strong team in Collingwood.
So hopefully that we can play in the right way,
in a similar way and be able to compete for
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majority of the four quarters and not have those lapses
and continue to put ourselves in positions to win games
of football.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
So you've got a very young squad, so tell them
O wise one, are you becoming Elliott Yoda at the club?
Like a good game you will play?
Speaker 15 (26:06):
Look, Yeah, there's not a lot I can do on
the field, so I'll just try to help as much
as I can off. So yeah, if there's if there's
some feedback I can give, or if I'm watching something,
watching vision, doing anything, if yeah, any way that I
can kind of help the younger group coming through and
imparts from Wisdom.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Sure, all right, well mister Mayaki Stadium Friday. Good luck boys.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Great, You're going to catch up with you More Cleazy
More podcast soon please. Yes, you're looking at my No,
I'm not. Are you looking at my?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
At mine?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You thought I was looking at yours kind of even
see yours. So we're talking about this because we had
this discussion yesterday. I said, I've got this is it
on my face? That looks like I'd never I hadn't
noticed it, like a sixteen year old with a white head.
But it's not a white head. It's something weird things.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I don't know what it is because I've got one
as well. I've had them before. It's like a little
white head. I thought it was a sabacious cyst, but
I've googled sabacious cyst.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
And it's not that.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
It's not a giant angry beast. But it's like a
little white head. And it's one of those things where they.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Say, don't squeeze it, don't touch, and.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
If you don't.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Think about it, it'll go away. But how are you
supposed to not think about it? When you look in
the mirror and it's all you see.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I mean at this stage, I feel like it's wearing
my head as a hat.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And everyone's looking at it as you want the straight
and that it's all you can see. They're judging us.
So when I'm working at the footing on the weekend,
i interviewed the docors player Sam Stut, and I'm thinking,
Sam Stu, it's staring at my zip through the whole interview.
Of course he wasn't, but that's what I'm thinking, right, I.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Can't see it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You must be able to see it.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
That one.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You've got nothing there, there's nothing there. Mine's bigger than yours.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I want to know what it is.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
And you know what, I've never heard the words Sebacious
Cysts said before. My wife says it right, and then
you started saying it as well.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
That's what I thought it was. But I don't think
it is.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Now to squeeze or not, because.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
They're much they are much bigger. But yeah, no, it
says do not do not avoid avoid picking or squeezing,
as this can lead to irritation and scarring. But I'm
not sure exactly what it is because I'm looking at
Google images carefully not. Yeah, I think maybe it's some
kind of blocked something.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
But yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It doesn't exactly look like a white head, but it doesn't.
It doesn't look like a subacious syst. Looks like any dermatologist,
you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
No any know what the best way to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I got home from the footing and I had a
serious crack at it, don't you.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
And that's the worst thing you can do, because I
have had them before, and I did. I got I
couldn't stand it any longer, and I had a crack.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I had a bit of a squeeze.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I might have used that, you know, the the blackhead
squeezy thing.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh did you try? Oh we're going to yah sterilized
needle out because miss Sebacious twenty twenty five at Homestic
I've done that before. She sterilizes a needle by the
match on it, right, and then she starts japping away
and she goes nothing coming out. It's a sebacious cyst.
And I'm going, can you not say those words anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Because it's just greener. I would not do that with
the needle.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, So to squeeze, not to squeeze, not to squeeze
is the answer.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And yes, because you do only make it worse.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
It can turn into a bigger, longer lasting situation.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Apologies, realize we're on the air.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
We just had a run of text saying it's called
a Millia million. Let me go Millia.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay you're looking at Millia. Yeah, everyone saying the.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Same thing carefully. Yes, that's what it is, thanks to die.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah all right, okay, now let's have a look at
how we deal with it. It's a tiny kerat and
filled cyst that forms just beneath the skins surface. Okay,
white found in the face, especially around the nose and cheeks.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yes, yes, say what to do? Leave it alone, hang.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
On self resolution. They often disappear on their own within
a few weeks or months. How long you had, Oh
it's been about I reckon, it's being close to two months.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh really okay, three days?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And as per usual, don't squeeze it, leave it alone,
don't be painless.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And don't poke it with a needle, I guess, don't.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Poke it with a needle, sterilized or otherwise.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Alrighty, there you go for anyone else who's got it?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Millia, Amelia m I L I A leave it alone
spot drink.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, have we educated anyone? Probably not?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh I feel educated, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Texters a few, there's an unknowned one there and.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
What no, we won't be doing that.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's been about three or four different thanks for help
this morning.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Thank you everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
We'll leave it alone, sure. Report ninety six airm.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Jonathan Lapalia has been unceremoniously dumped as host of Survivor.
Channel ten's confirmed that the upcoming season of Survivor Australia
Versus the World will be the last season he's hosting,
and Lapali is not happy about it. He said the
decision and I quote hurts like a bit Sean Instagram,
he wrote, Australian Survivor has seen some of the most
(31:24):
epic blind sides over the last ten years, but this
one might just be the craziest of them all because
it happened to me. I received a call from the
network thanking me for all my hard work and dedication
to the show. But for next season, they are going
in a different direction.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I love that line.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, We're going in a different direction. Channel ten isn't
commenting on rumors that Lapalia is being replaced by Perth's
Australian Survivor winner David Chaney.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
All the Big Golden Gold The Beautiful Man makes perfect sense,
so does it?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Does?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He won the overseas?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Think yeah, and he's quite fabulous.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Downtown Abbey, the Grand Finale is going to be released
in cinemas on September eleven. It's the last big Hurrah,
and in celebration, it brings back just about everyone whoever
set foot on the Downtown estate, including Hugh Bonneville, Laura Carmichael,
Michelle dock re Joanne Froggett and Jim Carter. Paul Diarmarty
is returning, as well as Harold Levinson, and there'll also
(32:21):
be a few fresh faces. The Grand Finale follows the
Crawley family and their staff as they enter the nineteen thirties.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
It's hard to accept, so it's time to go.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Your friendship has never been more important to all of us,
but the future of Downtown Abbey is now in Mary's hands.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You will be a sensation.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I've always had a real thing for the Downtown Abbey theme,
Like it's one of those themes that I you know,
when the show comes on. I didn't turn it down
or very Stero skip intro. Tell you what I didn't
skip intro on was mob Lad.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
The theme song for My Lad. I'm still raving about
mob Blad.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
The theme song for mob Lad is awesome at Starburst
Fontaine's DC, but done by someone called.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Lawless, so good. It's like a house of cards.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
It was a great thing.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That was a good one as well.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yes, now one week out and there's already talk of
Brad Pitt's f one movie getting a sequel. In a
recent interview of the movies director Joseph Kazinski, so he
loved working with this group of people, love creating their
own Formula one team, and would love to see what's
in store for the next team project. It also doesn't
hurt that it killed the global box office this past
opening weekend. Meantime, Gurja Llin's Meryl Streep and Hathaway, Emily Blunt,
(33:42):
and Stanley Tucci are all officially set to return for
The Devil Wes prior to two, which has this week
started production. In addition to the stars of the original film,
Kenneth Branner is joining the cast as the husband of
Streep's Miranda Priestley, the demanding editor in chief of Runway Magazine.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
From what I hear.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
The story for the sequel follows Miranda. She navigates her
career amid the decline of traditional magazine publishing.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, that sounds interesting, very good. That is your sure report,
the first one for the month. Sometimes Angel the Demon.
We do have a cat at home called Angel.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, oh okay, I see the irony Angel.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I call her the Demon about fifteen minutes of each
day because he's, you know, one of them. So I
walk upstairs to the bedroom yesterday and I see something
on the floor, and I think she's pooted on the carpet.
I don't know why. She was running around like a
crazy horse or crazy cat.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, and always look for a bit of carpet if
they're going to love the carpet, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Vomit.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, Yeah, that's right. Weird, isn't it cold?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Vomited on the time she had to run over to
the mash.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah. So, but what's most frustrating, lease is this these
poops and there are a few of them. They're right
next to the litter tree. I don't understand, there like
less than thirty centimeters away, So I don't know what
there was some kind of major accident going on. Maybe, yeah,
so I that up and I told Laurie. When she
goes she was out and she go home, I said, oh,
angel demon did a little doodoo up there, so it's
(35:08):
all tidied up. I reckon. It was about two hours later.
We go to sit down at the couch to watch
a bit of Telly and I look at the couch
and I go, I didn't have my glasses on at
the time, on my contacts in. I look at the
couch and I go, there's something on the couch.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
What is that.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
She hasn't gone on the couch.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
There are three poohs that look like Pooh perfect Pooh
emojis in a line on the couch. She's gone there
as well. Now we've got a couch cover on, which
is good when you've got a cat. But these things
were perfectly spaced apart, like an art installation, like she's
the cat version of Banksy or something. And I'm going,
what's she doing? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What did she say?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
She looked at me? But you know what the problem is,
right when you're angry and you tell her off, she's
not a human, she doesn't get it, doesn't She looks
at me and she's angel again. You know what I mean,
She's angelic eyes. So what do you do? So, yeah,
bit of poop clean up in the house. Like I said,
there was a cover on the couch, so that was right.
So what I'm thinking the only tactic I can do
is to maybe put poor kitty litter on the carpet
(36:06):
next time as you might go in the tray. I
think that might take care of bizz.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Let us know, let us know.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Give you an updates
Speaker 14 (36:13):
Crazy and Lisa
Powered by the my Heart Radio app from ninety six
AIRFM to wherever you're listening today. This is Clarsy and
Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
On the podcast, we talk tax returns with Jason Featherbee
from lew and Wealth.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We took your calls and your texts on the things
that you can or maybe you tried to claim.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
We both have something on our face and we don't
know whether to squeeze it or leave it please.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Column B West Coast Ego Alio chatted about Harry Edward's
running away from medical stuff and faulty whistles.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Jonathan Lapalia has been dumped from hosting Survivor and Clarsy's
cat left little presents all over the house.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Not Angel, more like demon.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's that time, tax time. Jason Featherby's here from LEU and.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Wealth to help us. Hello, Hello, thanks for coming in.
Thank you for saving us from ourselves.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
It's that Tommy, isn't It's like Christmas for financial advisors?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Absolutely, And you've got that hard deadline.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Everything's got to be done by thirty Joe, So that's over.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
So what do we do next?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah? Yeah, all right, what is on the agenda? What's
the first thing to think of in layman's terms, people
just want to get a few tips.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, I guess the overarching thing when you go to
think about doing your tax return is to.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Remember three things. Yep.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
One, if you're going to put in your tax return,
you must have spent the money. Yes, you can't make
it up, So you must have spent the money. You
must it must be linked to your work or the
production of income. Okay, okay, So it can't be private
expenses and things like that. So that's important to remember.
And the other thing that people do forget from time
to time or get confused about, is that if you've
(01:31):
been reimbursed for you know, your mobile phone or something
by your work.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's not a claim.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, Jason.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Should people do their own tax or should they always?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Perhaps?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I mean I wouldn't in a fit, and mine's very straightforward,
but I just.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I, you know, I get a form and I'm zoned out.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
So it is easier than ever before to do your
own tax.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
If you're an employer and you've got not a lot,
a bit of interest and maybe a few you can
probably get away with doing it yourself. Having grown up
in an accounting business, I'm a bit conflicted. I think
having an accountant means it's just another layer of protection,
isn't it.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
So you've got someone with another set of eyes over.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Your stuff, and you get a little bit longer to
lodge your tax return as well. If so, I'm a
bit conflicted, But I always get a good accountant.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
They like anything. You know, it's worth the money you
pay for it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a bit of insurance as well, because legislation and
things can change as well.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
They do.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
It's changing again. Things change every year. They'll change again today.
Tax rates, payments all change today. What you can and
can't claim change all of.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That for you. Do they even get your group certificate for.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Isn't there?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not the paper thing that you get anymore. But
I thought you had to kind of access it.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I think it's the tax office. It goes went into
your pre fill. That's called it the tax office pre fill.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
And so if you're patient enough then and you wait
for late July early August, all your stuff is.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Going to be in your tax return.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Ready, Yeah, ready to go, add a few extra bits
and press the button away you go.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So you can do it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, you could if you were so inclined. Now, what's
the ATO cracking down on this year?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
What should people?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, look, the big thing, three big things this year,
and they're usually the common things, so work related expenses,
working from home expenses.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So you need to be very careful with those.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
A lot of us now work from home since.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
COVID all ways to try it on, to try it on. Yeah,
just remember those golden rules.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
You must be work related and you must have spent
the money. So coffee machines, no, they're not tax deductive.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Work dog food for the companion is helping you work productivity.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I think that's the stretch, but you do need so
and you can claim, like certain kilometers you can claim,
is it three hundred? I think you can claim without
receipts to get fulled. So you might be able to
claim without receipts, but you still need to keep records
because if the ATO comes a knocking, you can have
to prove that you did spend that money and that
it was legit. So for example, you guys, you drive
(04:15):
here and you do your work and you drive home,
and so your job is here, so you would be
struggling to claim kilometers. You can't claim trips to and
from work. No, even I can during the days coming
here for example, right, because I come from home to
curricular Yes, so private trips to and from work not deductible.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
It's a common mistake.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
But if we go out to maybe an event, yeah, yead.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Then yeah you can, then you can.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah, but that'd be a mind I'm not telling you
what you can. Yeah, it'd be pretty minor.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I'd say.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Car related travel did make up the bulk of work
related expenses last year, which surprised me because I there
are so many people working from home, so much there.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
There are, and there are a lot of people that
actually don't need their their car for their job, but
there is that this. You know, everyone thinks I can.
I can claim five thousand kilometers without proving it. The
tax office now more than ever, it's always been pretty
good at data matching, and it knows what sorts of
jobs do need to drive, and it knows what don't.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
So you need to be really careful with that, and
it knows.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You fit filled out that book with three different pens
using book.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It looked like you did it over it.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, yeah, you had to do it for three months.
In the last for five or seven years. So the
ATO you do need to keep, so you do. They
know that they can even use AI now to know
where you were. They can ask for oh my god,
I can ask for your calendar to prove that you
were where you were to scare people. But you just
it just needs to be legit and more than ever.
(05:56):
I heard the other day an account and telling me
about someone of his accounts having a holiday house, and
the ATA says, well, we know you were there on
these dates, these days, these days, and these dates because
we've got your.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Metadata from your phone.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I didn't even know what met pinged. You've been pinned.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Fright.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
We know everything about it, they do.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Yeah, so don't don't try and be cleverer than that.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay man, what about crypto currency? Not that everyone's delving
into crypto, but some rule changes, right we Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
One hundred thousand people did, and.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
There's been a good year, so there are some gains
in crypto. And just because it is a digital currency
doesn't mean the tax office doesn't know that you are.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Making money a game.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, made a gain and a lot of the more
common platforms actually reports straight to the OHO as well.
So you do need to be disclosing your gains on crypto.
And even if you swap from bitcoin to e theorem
for example, that's a transaction, right, that's like selling VHP
and buying Rio. Right, So you do need to report
(07:00):
that you can't get away with as much.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Can't get away much any Yeah, I know there's a
lot of coverage of what we're doing. We know where
you are.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
This is one of those things though that you know
in yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I can, No, you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
And if you have to ask, like you've just done, yes,
probably probably.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Know if you get a little grid on your face
when you're thinking I wonder if I could, Probably it's.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Probably, you know, and you're really more than ever now.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
You just can't get away with it.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
The tax office has so much going for it in
terms of getting in front of you and the pain
and the penalties and the stress.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And embarrassment as well. If you get nabbed and you
haven't got the receipts.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
You got the taxman coming in, and once they're in
so they might come and see you for I don't know,
some sort of a three undred dollars deduction that you
don't have a receipt for once they're in your business,
they are in and so they will then look at everything.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So you don't want to let the time, don't give
They've got the time. It is their job, and you
don't want to give it.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And they love it.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
That's what you don't want to What is it they
say about wrestling with pigs?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
But you get dirty in the picture.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Very carefully on that note, Actually, we're going to be
opening up the text line and the phones here, so
can I throw just very quickly before you go? Sunglasses
if I'm seeing it, the red hot summer tour. No,
look at his face?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Maybe sunscreens okay, sunscreen happen an air for no even
you even even if you've got all dress code at work,
which everyone does, that's not the You've got to be really,
really careful. That's the overarching message. The other one is
what were the two golden rules?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't lie?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Don't lie.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
You have to spend the.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Money I have the worker, it's got to be work related.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Well done. I'm not so well done.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I'm glad you did the test.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Coming in, I want to know about the random thing
you've tried to claim somebody or somewhat. Yeah, you heard
you heard a guy did you know you try you
heard about a guy heard about a guy that tried
it on. I want to hear about those funny claims.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Something better than you.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Claiming on an air fraft on the text Marian Kenswick said.
Ken Wick said, I did my own tax until I
was fifty seven years old and company closed down and
I got to pay out.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Et cetera.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
So I used a tax guy to make sure I
got it right. He told me about rebates on super
contributions and other things that I didn't know about, and
for that reason I've used him ever since.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's just so much easier. John and Como, Good morning John.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
I think I've mentioned this to you guys before. I
worked with the Text Office for thirty years. Yes, yes,
I've said I know what I can get away with.
I know how far I couldn't push them. I know
when they send me threatening letter where it's actual a
threat or it's just an idle threat levels but different label.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
But the thing that and this is ongoing, that is
well it will push with them is that I know
with late payment penalties, there is a threshold before they
impose them.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Ah, okay, you know the timeframes.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Basically, I know that if I pay something, because you
don't have to be a high man, but any if
I pay something two three weeks, lad, I'm not going
to get a penalty for it.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think as long as you pay it is the
main Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, what was the wackiest thing you saw someone trying
to claim in the text?
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Oh? Random, random.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Fry, just silly. Yeah, just people try and try and
dumb stuff. So the thing is that if you raise
a red flag, you put something there that raises a
red flag, that's when they will come after you. You know,
if you're going to if you're going to put something
in there that's a bit dodgy, it's not you know,
that's something silly, like I spent twenty thousand dollars on
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dry cleaning.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
You got, yeah, exactly, flag.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Keep it real, you think, like anything. No one likes
to be insulted.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
But I don't extop my intelligence by saying you've claimed
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Blah blah blah. So actually, yeah, that's probably the rule.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Thank morning, Thanks your expertise.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Paul and jingle up, Good.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
How is good?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Have you tried to make a random claim on your
tax I'm.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
No, I'm going to be doing it, probably this afternoon.
I'd say poorly drawn pets went to a charity. Yeah,
I'm going to be claiming that, and I won't even
feel guilty about having something, getting my money back and
having a picture worth thout.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
That's Querezy did yours thousand ye the top, Well good
luck with that poor.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah yeah, it ta's like a red flag.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
But the text man, well, they won't be doing me
for obtaining credit by fraud.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
And thanks yeah, thanks Paul.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Natasha in Ashby says I worked for someone who tried
to claim a visit to lang Trees.
Speaker 11 (12:13):
As business development use the company card by producing the
company card by mistake at Lang Trees.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I wonder if they've got the business.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
As a gentleman's what do you call it, gentlemen's It's something.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Parla parla gentlemen's club of some sort.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh well, if you have entertained guests are trying to
get the business over the line, you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Can tell from how juvenile my laugh is.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
What it was they got the business?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
All right, you're about that Melanie and Woodridge says a
young girl I worked with back in the late eadies
doing my hairdressing apprenticeship, tried to claim her chewing gum
because our boss used to make us have chewies after
going out for us my go break. Oh yeah, your
right sort of in someone's face, don't.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
You or your PK down on.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Your juicy fruit?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Absolutely the phone, Dennis, what were the claims back in the.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Eighties early nineties. I worked in the mine and this
was before GST.
Speaker 12 (13:18):
Yes, and there was a system called PPS prescribed payment system. Yes,
now you were paid the fore now and I'll call
a ball apartment's So I was getting one hundred, one
hundred fifty thousand, but you had to put your PPS.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Payments aside and pay your tax right now. The guys
I was working with two people in particular, it was
a father and son. So they were getting there one
hundred hundred fifty or whatever you yet, and they weren't
paying their PPS. And their favorite saying was you can't
get blood out of the stone. So after two or
(13:54):
three few years they got caught up with by the
tax department. You can you know what the tax department.
Their favorite quote.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
After that wasn't get out of.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
The stone, but you can crush the rock and turn
it into dust.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Paying rock paper scissors with finances.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Working on the mind. And they should have known that absolutely, yes, well.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
No, that they was just you know what some people
just think they know everything.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Tax bill, Yeah, tax bill of one.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Hundred grand, a lot of money that hurts tennis.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Got one hundred, one hundred and seventy five thousand.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's like someone not playing their paying their players players.
You go, now, yeah, not good, correct.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
And what it is is that it's whatever you owe them.
Plus they make the fine the same as what you
owe them.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's not good.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
They don't look around, but.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
You think about it. The interest rate was twenty one percent.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, yeah, you know, I.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Had three mortgages, but I only owe two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
You know.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
Yeah, you good old days.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know, Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, thanks?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Is that problem?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Good words to you know, learn from Dennis's talk about
the days before it was nearly nine hundred grand for
a house in Guess News came out to day.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
The medium house for I love some of the things
that people claim. Julian Kingsley says there was a trade
that claimed dog food because they needed the dog to
protect the.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Tools on the work site.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Legit, it might be one.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Of those those security dogs at stay of the night.
So I guess maybe keep healthy.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'd give it a go.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, one filling Karen Up says, containers for cash I
collect and drop about six times a year and donate
them to epilepsy Wa. I get a receipt and I
end up with a deduction of about three hundred and
fifty dollars. My accountant then claims that no problem, Well
you should get that film.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's awesome. Good for you.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, you're doing a really good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
People that would be stoked with that, isn't it?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, that is very cool.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Can I just say?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Luke?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
And Armadale makes a really good point.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
He says, when are the ATO going to raise the
limit of item prices of three hundred dollars or more?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It must be depreciated over a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Because I'm a trade and a half day cordless drill
is five hundred dollars or more. I mean things needs
to go up accordingly.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hello, over time.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I do like a good drill.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, and just inflation, do you think it should be? Notice?
I let it go through to.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Like, no, no, I think you should just sat like
a tool.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
I like, yeah, nice, thanks, last I like a drill. Yeah,
notice I held off.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Lea help me there.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Hello, what are the random claims you've tried to make
a tax time?
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Well, I was a skimpy for eight years, which is
a wonderful job. It took me all over Australia, meeting
wonderful people and experiencing new things. And I even met
my husband on the job, so and we've been together
thirteen years now, so it was it was a great
(16:59):
life that I lived in those days. And what was
wonderful about that job was that I was able to
claim because you know, the part of the job is
getting dressed up. You're in a costume, You've got your
make up, your tan Indeed, I was able to claim
all of my lingerie, all of my underwear, anything from
(17:21):
an adult shop, all of my tanning products, make up,
so everything from Priceline, bras and things, and the adult shop.
Was Yeah, I pretty much got fully reimbursed for that
because the this is right and so much of the
(17:42):
job is cash as well, so you know, you get
your tip some things. So that was yeah, I got
I got paid really well at tax time as well
as throughout the year. It was bloody brilliant.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Probably not the part you tell the text man, But
what about tessels.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
One hundred percent claimable? Especially back in the day in
Cagouley when you had to wear they went from being
entirely topless to having to wear.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Our taxi Jason, who we spoke to before, he said,
there's two rules. You had to pay for them, and
they have to be work related.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That all fits both boxes.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
You can't argue with any of that. So good for you,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And she met her husband on the job. That's wonderful.
Can we not say on the job she was behind
the bar?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
True?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Where where has your mind gone to today?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I'm sorry, more crazy, more podcasts. So I just thought
of something when I was in our kitchen just moments ago,
because it was you know, we have those little bags
of like sample sized, fun sized chips in there. Yeah,
and I saw the burger rings, and I thought, when
I got when I got my coffee yesterday, I was
walking into the cafe and sitting at the table drinking
his coffee eating a giant bag of burger rings.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Oh that does not go A giant burger rings does
not go with a coffee.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
No, And I didn't think anyone ate burger rings anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
No, I'm a twisty sir.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, And it was just so weird to see him
that he was enjoying it. And I'm going, do they
really they don't taste like burger do they? What do
they taste like? It's an odd taste.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I was never a burger rings person.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
He was honing in, Yeah, tastes anything like that.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I'll have a coffee and some burger rings.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Just such a weird to see. And I have seen
a big packet like that since I was a kid. Yeah,
it's quite odd. So I might go to the kitchen
now to have a small packet because it's about four
of them in there, four rings.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
And a huge's like yot ninety six.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Their beings own West Coast Egle, Elliot Yo for Birth,
Window and To Replacement.
Speaker 14 (19:55):
Company, Give your home and you lay some life with
bird Go and Door Replacement Company the number one name
in the game to book your free quote search perk
Window and Door Well.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
The final score on Saturday night was eighty eight to
fifty nine. The West Coast Eagles lost to Collingwood by
twenty nine points. Good morning, Elliott's, Good morning the Eagles. However,
you know, this was the top of the table and
the Eagles are not. But you know, they went in
with not a lot of people really backing them much,
but they did not shy away from the challenge.
Speaker 15 (20:28):
No, they didn't know. I thought they played pretty well
from the majority of the game. Yeah, so the better team,
And I think Pendall said after the game as well,
he said that West Coast game could scare for the
majority of the game. So that's a good little tip
of the cap to ask and the young team and
the players for being able to compete for longer periods.
But we're still finding that we're having lapses in games
(20:50):
where it's costing us, you know, four or five goals
here and there, and yeah, it's hard to come back from.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Definite a real crack. And what about play hall mate
around sixteen? Rising star on isn't there? That's good.
Speaker 15 (20:59):
Yeah, it was good to see Feathers get a bit
of reward for effort as well. He's had a strong
couple of years now in the system and he's had
a a few games in the Waffle and he's kind
of been trying to find his feet and he's played
pretty consistent in the waffle and being able to come
in and then actually implement that and replicate it.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (21:17):
Yeah, just goes to show that, you know, anything can
happen and hard work pays.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Off the feather and Feather's cap What was.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Going on with Harry Edwards so being chased around the
ground by the medical tailor for a solid it was
like a Benny Hill's skin for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It was trying to assess him for concussion. You have
to be assessed.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
Yeah, yeah, I think the docs tried to stop the
game with the umpires and eventually it got through so
they did, which was good.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I think, like now this.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
New concussion rule and everything like that, there's yeah, you
have to do that, or goes to the arc, or
it goes to soah. There's a variety of different ways
that they can stop the game. But yeah, I think
everyone's obviously it's a big issue now that you know,
stopping the game is a big thing, and getting the
docks to be able to because a lot of players
turn around and go no, I'm fine, yeah, I'm all good.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, yes, don't the doctors for.
Speaker 15 (22:10):
Don't want the credit, correct, So then you know that's
the doctor to eliminate yeah, correct, So then to eliminate that,
then you know, obviously the dock has to do their
thing and get them off the ground as quick as possible.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Because yeah, then your mind is on the job.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You want to in the zone.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, correct.
Speaker 15 (22:27):
But then you lose like twenty minutes of doing your
concussion protocols and all that, and it's like, well, can
you do something with the sub or something?
Speaker 9 (22:35):
That's what?
Speaker 15 (22:35):
Yeah, that's cool, you know what I mean. So that'd
be cool that you could kind of use that in
a different way.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
To implement the sub perhaps, But.
Speaker 15 (22:43):
How that looks I'm not sure, but like, yeah, because
you lose a player for twenty twenty four minutes and
then if they're okay, then you've lost you know, you
one down on the tap the rotation.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You know what else was really bizarre at this game
Apparently one of the umpires whistles.
Speaker 13 (22:57):
Wasn't do they not have spare broken that carry on?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
You think you'd do the same as players having spare boots. Yeah,
so you got spare you got spare whistles or whatever
like that, Like.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
That would last for one whistle before it was replaced,
but evidently it went on for.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Some time halftime.
Speaker 15 (23:16):
Yeah, change it over everything in their pockets, right, yeah
you think so. Remember they used to have their note
pad in the back pocket.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, that's gonna out. Yeah, the old d Brereton. Yeah,
and that right on the paper right your face. But
you don't have to. I don't think you're going to
write much.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
On that, like just right on your leg. Yeah, giving
I do miss that coffee order that his tips for
the first at rounderick exactly? Do you think the last
few weeks? So this is moving forward to talk about
the Giants game, but the vibe of the club right
now it must be of great optimism.
Speaker 15 (23:52):
It is, it is I think the last six weeks. Yeah,
they've shown some really good things in games and we've
been able to compete for longer, which is really positive.
And I think from a fan perspective as well, that's
all you want in playing group, like I think, and
from me watching on the sidelines as well, you can
genuinely see the change that's happening and what we're trying
(24:12):
to go after and how we want to move the
ball and how we want to play. So it's all
pretty exciting as a player, as a fan, as a
West Coast supporter, So yeah, it's there's there's still things
that we need to work on and you know, we've
got a lot to do and we've got a lot
to bridge the gap on. But it's an exciting time
to be at the football club.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
I don't think you can call Legals supporters Charonay fans
anymore either, the way they used to cop that weird
sort of monitor back in the day, because they've really
stuck by.
Speaker 15 (24:41):
Oh they have, yeah, numbers great and it's been it's
been some hard years. Yeah, some very hard years and
our fans, like I say it every time, you know
when I'm talking about the fans, and we do have
the best fans in Australia. I don't think you get
like forty thousand plus for five years of hard years
(25:02):
as well at bottom of the ladder, ish rock it up,
turn it up, supporting the players, supporting the team. They're
just fantastic and I can't take them enough.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, a lot of fear with the friends in watching sports.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
So it's good that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, it
doesn't get any more prime time.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
This week up to the stadium.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Friday night, bounced down at six twenty for the game
against the Giants. They are coming off a buy and
they're just outside the top eight, So feels.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Not that long ago.
Speaker 15 (25:30):
We're talking about the Giants as well, and it goes
quick done that, the whole season goes quick. But they're
talented team. As I said last time, they're very talented
and they've got players all over the field. So you know,
we've come up against a really strong team in Collingwood.
So hopefully that we can play in the right way,
in a similar way and be able to compete for
(25:51):
majority of the four quarters and not have those lapses
and continue to put ourselves in positions to win games
of football.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
So you've got a very young squad, so tell them
O wise one, are you becoming Elliott Yoda at the club?
Like a good game you will play?
Speaker 15 (26:06):
Look, Yeah, there's not a lot I can do on
the field, so I'll just try to help as much
as I can off. So yeah, if there's if there's
some feedback I can give, or if I'm watching something,
watching vision, doing anything, if yeah, any way that I
can kind of help the younger group coming through and
imparts from Wisdom.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Sure, all right, well mister Mayaki Stadium Friday. Good luck boys.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Great, You're going to catch up with you More Cleazy
More podcast soon please. Yes, you're looking at my No,
I'm not. Are you looking at my?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
At mine?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You thought I was looking at yours kind of even
see yours. So we're talking about this because we had
this discussion yesterday. I said, I've got this is it
on my face? That looks like I'd never I hadn't
noticed it, like a sixteen year old with a white head.
But it's not a white head. It's something weird things.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
I don't know what it is because I've got one
as well. I've had them before. It's like a little
white head. I thought it was a sabacious cyst, but
I've googled sabacious cyst.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
And it's not that.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
It's not a giant angry beast. But it's like a
little white head. And it's one of those things where they.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Say, don't squeeze it, don't touch, and.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
If you don't.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Think about it, it'll go away. But how are you
supposed to not think about it? When you look in
the mirror and it's all you see.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I mean at this stage, I feel like it's wearing
my head as a hat.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
And everyone's looking at it as you want the straight
and that it's all you can see. They're judging us.
So when I'm working at the footing on the weekend,
i interviewed the docors player Sam Stut, and I'm thinking,
Sam Stu, it's staring at my zip through the whole interview.
Of course he wasn't, but that's what I'm thinking, right, I.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Can't see it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You must be able to see it.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
That one.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
You've got nothing there, there's nothing there. Mine's bigger than yours.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I want to know what it is.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
And you know what, I've never heard the words Sebacious
Cysts said before. My wife says it right, and then
you started saying it as well.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
That's what I thought it was. But I don't think
it is.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Now to squeeze or not, because.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
They're much they are much bigger. But yeah, no, it
says do not do not avoid avoid picking or squeezing,
as this can lead to irritation and scarring. But I'm
not sure exactly what it is because I'm looking at
Google images carefully not. Yeah, I think maybe it's some
kind of blocked something.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
But yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
It doesn't exactly look like a white head, but it doesn't.
It doesn't look like a subacious syst. Looks like any dermatologist,
you know what it is?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
No any know what the best way to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I got home from the footing and I had a
serious crack at it, don't you.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
And that's the worst thing you can do, because I
have had them before, and I did. I got I
couldn't stand it any longer, and I had a crack.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
I had a bit of a squeeze.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
I might have used that, you know, the the blackhead
squeezy thing.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh did you try? Oh we're going to yah sterilized
needle out because miss Sebacious twenty twenty five at Homestic
I've done that before. She sterilizes a needle by the
match on it, right, and then she starts japping away
and she goes nothing coming out. It's a sebacious cyst.
And I'm going, can you not say those words anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Because it's just greener. I would not do that with
the needle.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Okay, So to squeeze, not to squeeze, not to squeeze
is the answer.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And yes, because you do only make it worse.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
It can turn into a bigger, longer lasting situation.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Apologies, realize we're on the air.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
We just had a run of text saying it's called
a Millia million. Let me go Millia.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay you're looking at Millia. Yeah, everyone saying the.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Same thing carefully. Yes, that's what it is, thanks to die.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah all right, okay, now let's have a look at
how we deal with it. It's a tiny kerat and
filled cyst that forms just beneath the skins surface. Okay,
white found in the face, especially around the nose and cheeks.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yes, yes, say what to do? Leave it alone, hang.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
On self resolution. They often disappear on their own within
a few weeks or months. How long you had, Oh
it's been about I reckon, it's being close to two months.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh really okay, three days?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And as per usual, don't squeeze it, leave it alone,
don't be painless.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And don't poke it with a needle, I guess, don't.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Poke it with a needle, sterilized or otherwise.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Alrighty, there you go for anyone else who's got it?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
What was that?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Millia, Amelia m I L I A leave it alone
spot drink.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, have we educated anyone? Probably not?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh I feel educated, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Texters a few, there's an unknowned one there and.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
What no, we won't be doing that.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's been about three or four different thanks for help
this morning.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Thank you everybody.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
We'll leave it alone, sure. Report ninety six airm.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Jonathan Lapalia has been unceremoniously dumped as host of Survivor.
Channel ten's confirmed that the upcoming season of Survivor Australia
Versus the World will be the last season he's hosting,
and Lapali is not happy about it. He said the
decision and I quote hurts like a bit Sean Instagram,
he wrote, Australian Survivor has seen some of the most
(31:24):
epic blind sides over the last ten years, but this
one might just be the craziest of them all because
it happened to me. I received a call from the
network thanking me for all my hard work and dedication
to the show. But for next season, they are going
in a different direction.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I love that line.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, We're going in a different direction. Channel ten isn't
commenting on rumors that Lapalia is being replaced by Perth's
Australian Survivor winner David Chaney.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
All the Big Golden Gold The Beautiful Man makes perfect sense,
so does it?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Does?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He won the overseas?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Think yeah, and he's quite fabulous.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Downtown Abbey, the Grand Finale is going to be released
in cinemas on September eleven. It's the last big Hurrah,
and in celebration, it brings back just about everyone whoever
set foot on the Downtown estate, including Hugh Bonneville, Laura Carmichael,
Michelle dock re Joanne Froggett and Jim Carter. Paul Diarmarty
is returning, as well as Harold Levinson, and there'll also
(32:21):
be a few fresh faces. The Grand Finale follows the
Crawley family and their staff as they enter the nineteen thirties.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
It's hard to accept, so it's time to go.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Your friendship has never been more important to all of us,
but the future of Downtown Abbey is now in Mary's hands.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You will be a sensation.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I've always had a real thing for the Downtown Abbey theme,
Like it's one of those themes that I you know,
when the show comes on. I didn't turn it down
or very Stero skip intro. Tell you what I didn't
skip intro on was mob Lad.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
The theme song for My Lad. I'm still raving about
mob Blad.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
The theme song for mob Lad is awesome at Starburst
Fontaine's DC, but done by someone called.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Lawless, so good. It's like a house of cards.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
It was a great thing.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
That was a good one as well.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yes, now one week out and there's already talk of
Brad Pitt's f one movie getting a sequel. In a
recent interview of the movies director Joseph Kazinski, so he
loved working with this group of people, love creating their
own Formula one team, and would love to see what's
in store for the next team project. It also doesn't
hurt that it killed the global box office this past
opening weekend. Meantime, Gurja Llin's Meryl Streep and Hathaway, Emily Blunt,
(33:42):
and Stanley Tucci are all officially set to return for
The Devil Wes prior to two, which has this week
started production. In addition to the stars of the original film,
Kenneth Branner is joining the cast as the husband of
Streep's Miranda Priestley, the demanding editor in chief of Runway Magazine.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
From what I hear.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
The story for the sequel follows Miranda. She navigates her
career amid the decline of traditional magazine publishing.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, that sounds interesting, very good. That is your sure report,
the first one for the month. Sometimes Angel the Demon.
We do have a cat at home called Angel.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, oh okay, I see the irony Angel.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I call her the Demon about fifteen minutes of each
day because he's, you know, one of them. So I
walk upstairs to the bedroom yesterday and I see something
on the floor, and I think she's pooted on the carpet.
I don't know why. She was running around like a
crazy horse or crazy cat.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Yeah, and always look for a bit of carpet if
they're going to love the carpet, you know.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Vomit.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, Yeah, that's right. Weird, isn't it cold?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Vomited on the time she had to run over to
the mash.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah. So, but what's most frustrating, lease is this these
poops and there are a few of them. They're right
next to the litter tree. I don't understand, there like
less than thirty centimeters away, So I don't know what
there was some kind of major accident going on. Maybe, yeah,
so I that up and I told Laurie. When she
goes she was out and she go home, I said, oh,
angel demon did a little doodoo up there, so it's
(35:08):
all tidied up. I reckon. It was about two hours later.
We go to sit down at the couch to watch
a bit of Telly and I look at the couch
and I go, I didn't have my glasses on at
the time, on my contacts in. I look at the
couch and I go, there's something on the couch.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
What is that.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
She hasn't gone on the couch.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
There are three poohs that look like Pooh perfect Pooh
emojis in a line on the couch. She's gone there
as well. Now we've got a couch cover on, which
is good when you've got a cat. But these things
were perfectly spaced apart, like an art installation, like she's
the cat version of Banksy or something. And I'm going,
what's she doing? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What did she say?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
She looked at me? But you know what the problem is,
right when you're angry and you tell her off, she's
not a human, she doesn't get it, doesn't She looks
at me and she's angel again. You know what I mean,
She's angelic eyes. So what do you do? So, yeah,
bit of poop clean up in the house. Like I said,
there was a cover on the couch, so that was right.
So what I'm thinking the only tactic I can do
is to maybe put poor kitty litter on the carpet
(36:06):
next time as you might go in the tray. I
think that might take care of bizz.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Let us know, let us know.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Give you an updates
Speaker 14 (36:13):
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