South Aussie's Most Awkward First Kiss Stories!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Over dinner last night of Sticky Honey Swit chicken wings.
Oh hello in the air fryer. No, anyway, it was
in the ordinary of it. Sorry about that. But over
dinner last night we started talking about first kisses because
none of my children have had them yet, but the
youngest one is already planning how it will unfold. And
I was just trying to bring our expectations down because

(00:21):
we all agree that the first kiss, although exciting, also
high potential to be mortifying. Oh scarring, yeah, completely scarring.
So on thirteen one O two three, we just want
you to tell us your first kiss, Pluto style, some
mine Robert Brown and missus Bryce. Here's seven classroom on
my knees because I was so much taller than him. Yes,
Shane Low in the shed with Christy Federico with too

(00:44):
much teach okay, so come and play on Ellow from Paradise,
hit us with.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It, okay. Antonio Glo on the back of a motorbike
in Saluno, Italy.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Wow, somebody's doing well.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now was the motivat moving.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Look it was a very long time ago. No it
was not. It was back in seventy three.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh I love thisa so.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, I went over to Italy with my dad and
met you family for the first time. And yeah, a
group of us went out and yeah, very very yeah.
I was very nervous, very yeah, very awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
But storry to say that your first kiss was in beautiful.
The Italian men kiss differently to Australian men.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Look, I can't really remember, to be honest, you know, so.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I no, no, guy, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Amy from Pennington, tell us about your first kiss, Pluto style. Please.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It was Ben in the high school hall and there
was saliva everywhere. Flicked he licked my chin.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh what.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, I don't even know how that's possible, but yeah,
it was just like a swift lick, like a dog lick,
and I felt my face being pulled up.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Like the cartoons.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Oh blessing.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
He was a big basset hound. Oh I love that, Amy,
Thank you very much. I'm brilliant. What could go wrong here?
Farmer Brown from border Town, Okay, give us your first kiss,
Pluto style.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
It was Ali after the school dance and everything went
real good.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It was after it that we kissed and she sneezed
and she hit me with a boody snop rocket straight
in your stewed.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Everywhere it was growth. But it all worked out well
at the end. Right, I didn't marry her, I married
her mate, romantic thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
All right, let's get you to guess how fifty thousand
dollars coming