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January 2, 2025 1 min

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got a favorite animal, orangutang?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Have you always loved the rangon tank?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
No, there's a story, Bene. Who doesn't love an orangutang.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Sure, they're beautiful as a favorite. Yeah, they've got a
lovely little red bum.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
The reason I have this weird thing with an orangu tank, okay,
is because when I was five, my dad came into
my bedroom and he tells his story all the time,
and I remember it distinctly.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
He sat down on my bed the night before I
was turning five and he's like, now, Haley, you know
how you've had the last five years with us.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
And I'm like yeah, yeah, And he's like, well, you
know how you'd like, you know, you get a bit
scratchy sometimes, and you know, you get out of the
shower and you got a little bit of red bum.
And I'm like yeah, and he goes, well, you're actually
an orangutang, and tomorrow, because you turn five, you're gonna
have to go back to the zoo. And I remember,
I know it's the meanest thing in the world. I'm
bald thinking I'm never going to see my parents again

(00:51):
because I'm an orangutang and.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I have to go back to my rang tank family
and that's so mean.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
The scar so he's just done this to break it
to like to go to his mates and say, I
caught my daughter. She believed me.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
He thought it was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
And then my mom had to go and clean up
the mess because I was boring thinking he had to
go back to them.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Talked into your room and you're crying. I'm crying and
she said no, honey, no, you're not an orange attanck.
And then I was like, you're a human.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
And I was looking at my body, going, oh good,
I'm not an oranguteck because I was starting to think
that my parents were a ratings like legit.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I actually I believed that I.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Was an orangutanck.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Is that why you get so much fake tan?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
How dare you not boom tish yuck? This is real.
I've been wait
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