The CRUEL JOKE Hayley's Dad Played On Her As A Child!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got a favorite animal, orangu tang? Yeah? Have you always
loved the rangon tank? No, there's a story, Bene. Who
doesn't love an orangutang.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sure, they're beautiful as a favorite. Yeah, they've got a
lovely little red bum. The reason I have this weird
thing with an orangue tank, okay, is because when I
was five, my dad came into my bedroom and he
tells his story all the time, and I remember it distinctly.
He sat down on my bed the night before I
was turning.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Five and he's like, now, Haley, you know how you've
had the last five years with us. And I'm like yeah, yeah,
And he's like, well, you know how you'd like, you know,
you get a bit scratchy sometimes, and you know, you
get out of the shower and you got a little
bit of red bum. And I'm like yeah, and he goes, well,
you're actually an orangue tang, and tomorrow, because you turn five,
you're gonna have to go back to the zoo. And
I remember, I know it's the meanest thing in the world.

(00:48):
I'm bald thinking I'm never going to see my parents
again because I'm an.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Orangutang and I have to go back to my orang
tank family. And that's so mean, scar.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So he's just done this to break it to like
to go to his mates and say I called my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
She believed me. He thought it was funny. And then
my mom had to go and clean up the mess
because I was boring thinking he had to go back
to them. Talked into your room and you're crying.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm crying and she said, no, honey, no, you're not
an orangetteck.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then I was like, you're a human. And I
was looking at my body, going good, I'm not an
oranguteck because I was starting to think that my parents
were a rangings, like legit, I actually I believed that
I was an orangutank. Is that why you get so
much fake tan? How dare you not boon tish yuck?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
This is real.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I've been to whit