#254: Bogan Gate 🚜

Our long awaited Bogan Gate episode has FINALLY happened! ✅

 

In this episode:

Windmill! (04:55)

The Parkes Dish (07:21)

Interrupted by a lamb (10:34)

The Bogan Gate Pub (11:30)

Ian Coombs pops in (13:24)

Screaming at the top our lungs (15:04)

Teaching Churi to drive manual (18:04)

Churi’s karaoke night (22:10)

Do you not give a fuck about stars? (29:26)

Shit that straight men don’t understand about our podcast (37:04)

Our “Secret Segment” ADDebrief (44:35)

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Just stood back a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah, you
release yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Have you never seen a snake?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I've never seen one.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
City boys, I tell you, I fought one off with
a shovel.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Nouri and Mitchell coos, hollo you sorry? What? Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
You? How do you? How do you? Now?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm talking like these flies around me, so I don't
want to open your mouth too much.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh yes, okay, context, Sorry, sorry to be that bitch.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Idiots. We're coming to you from bogen Gate right now.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm a country bar.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
The longer waited bog and Gate trip has happened. We're
here in my childhood bedroom right now. Oh my god,
hometown hilarious.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We're in Mitchell's bedroom.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
It is this is where you this is where you
discovered who you were. It was actually a single bed
and the last six months of me living here. I
got a double bed for my eighteenth and then I
fucked off for Sydney. How cool is that?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I have to paint a picture for everyone listening. On
the wall behind Mitch's head and the bed, there is
a canvas which screams by low like clearly there's a
country target near here.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
They're actually reject shop artworks.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, they're little canvas is one is, one's got a
TV on it, one's got a radio on it, and
one has a typewriter on it, which is oh, Mitchell,
that is so cute. In behind me there's a there's
a framed photo of band at your childhood dog.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yes, my pet.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
There is what looks to be a stock photo of
a guinea pig. No, that's my guinea pig, Mitchell. That
is from Google. That's from that is from a Can.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You not see the Valencia filter from Instagram over it?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh my god, I actually can.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's my guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Who was it? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
That's Russell, my guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You've spoken of him.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, there was one Easter that I couldn't be given
chocolate due to Crohn's disease, so instead of chocolate, they
gave me a guinea pig. What are you laughing at, Stephen?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, my boyfriend Steven is he in price Keeper. Jenna
is not here. She's currently mediology as we speak. The
irony that she's How far away is Dubbo from bogen.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Gate an hour and a half?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, well, I mean just for setting up context again.
The show is done. Next episode this is the second last,
the semi final episode of Is It Just Me? And
I actually forgot that. Thanks for bringing that up. No, no,
I feel it's necessary because this is such a big moment. I,
as one of Mitchell's best friends, has thrown around the
idea of coming to bogen Gate and we've never done.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
It despite many invitations. It's fine, I've not taken it personally.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I know, poor Ian and Jane, your parents, who are
hosting a very good weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Might I add, yeah, we've had a gorgeous time.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
But I was explaining to you two the reason behind
the country accent.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, because farmers, I mumble a little bit, you know
what I mean, let's talk like that.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, they talk out of a little crack at the
bottom row of their mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
And I said, no, there's a reason behind that. The
reason that kind of people kind of taught like this,
and I had to train myself not to talk like that.
It is because instinctively they don't open their mouth very well,
otherwise they'll swallow flies.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Because you city folks, Stephen and Mitch, You've been absolutely
shocked about how many fucking flies have been in your midst.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's ridiculous. I don't know if it means that I
stink or I need to wash myself better. But my
back is covered in flies, so is yours, Stephen.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I can't believe. Also, you said that plagues are real.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Flies.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
This is not a fly plague.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is not a fly plague. This is just normal
country life.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
But I have lived through two mice plagues and one
locust plague.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's biblical level shit.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Actually I know, but it was just my normal.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's it's weird to me when you two react the
way you react, because I'm like, well, shit happens on
the farm, mate.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Can I say something?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And I don't want to take offense to this. Oh God,
but you make so much sense now, Oh really you
make I have so much I have so much respect
for you.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
After seven years, he finally respects me. I have respect
for you. What do you mean it makes sense?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I have empathy for you. The life of the farm.
Everything here is set to kill you or remind you
that you could be killed, or something else was killed
walking out there at the front of the house. We
walked past this little patch and you go, yeah, that's
where the guinea pig is buried.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, we've got a full pet cemetery happening where you
park the cars out the back.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah yeah, but I actually do mean that all jokes aside,
like this is not an easy upbringing for a little
gay kid that wants to be on TV and radio.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah there was a spider in your slide and you
were not even phased.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah yeah, like different things phase me these days. I
don't like slight inconveniences, but things that other people would
be horrified by.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's just so normal here.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah. But then Instagram with refreshing He flips out.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah exactly, shep wi fi. I could stab a c now.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sorry, I'm not con used.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
To see what But like a spider in my shoe,
I'm just like, back it off.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah. We had the best time here. I mean, first
of all, the road trip with the three of us
wasn't that fun? Three boys was like the Hangover but gay.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
We played my favorite driving game, which is where Windmill.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
And it's as simple as it sounds.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
If you spot a windmill, if you're the first to
screen wind mil, then you get a point.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
And you were so bored.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
By the concept you were like, oh, I'm not going
to get into this. Eventually, after six hours on the road,
the competitiveness comes out and all.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Of the support posting when he's so sweet, Then you go, guys,
is that a windmill?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Maybe? Yes, Stephen.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
If you were anyone else, if anyone else had said
to me, is that a windmill? I would have gone
and claimed it as my own. But I was like, yes, honey,
it is, it's yours.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Oh, you guys get the point. Because I didn't know
what a windmill was.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
We had to google windmills and show it.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
To be fair, I didn't know it was a pump.
Did you know windmills pumped? Is it just another fly?
Do you not know the windmills pumped?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's the whole purpose of them.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I thought they showed you the wind speed.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
How would they show you the wind speed?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
You look at it and go, ship's windy.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It is helpful in that regard. But who wented at
winning windmill?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Stevemen?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Stephen?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Stephen?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well? It was a tight race, which was topping for
the first time in his life, and then I was losing,
and then it got necky neck. At one point we
were all on ten windmills.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, that's never happened. By the way, it's never been
a three way tie. That was really fucking tense, and
I had to focus on keeping you guys alive, yes,
because I was driving, but I was like, were are
the wells?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Were the milk? I know it did stress you out
at one point because Stephen was almost passing out in
the back of the car because he tried his first
Rooster roll and we didn't think he was gonna make it.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
That was really disappointing because we were in Bathist and
I was going to Red Rooster and Stephen said, I
don't think I've ever had Red Rooster, and I said, oh,
strap yourself in, young mate, because I'm about.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
To blow your tits off. I love red Rooster.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Every idiot that's listened to this podcast knows that I
cherish Red Rooster.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
They sponsored this show in the early day, they did.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
And so I got you my favorite order, the rooster roll,
and he was like.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
The chips, beautiful, beautiful chips, but retissery chicken. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
He goes, It's okay, you don't like it. I was like,
do you want to fucking walk the rest of the way.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, that's why we like it because it is kind
of shit. It's soggy and wet. That's why you enjoy
it because it kind of tastes like it's been chewed already.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
But at a point I've made a million times, there's
less guilt attached to it compared to KFC AFC. You
can feel that in your pause. You feel a week later.
But red roosters somehow feels cleaner. It's by no means healthy,
but it feels cleaner than case.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
It looks like real chicken, So that's what it does
to your brain.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah. Yeah, the road trip then got us to Parks. Yes,
by the dish dish it has a new name or
in Gamble or something, they've changed its name.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Actually price ke Jenna, I never mind work.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
You've got a reception where you are, Stephen in my bedroom.
I feel bad you're sitting on the floor. We should
have got you a chain.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I got myself a pillow currently.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Kicked back on my own bed.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I mean, this is when MIT's discovered that you know,
there wasn't going to be a Mitchell Coubs.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
What what do you mean it wasn't gonna be a
Mitchell Combs Mitchell said. Mitchell I was like, I'm silly.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's the countryyere, it's thin.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, it's actually so dense.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
This such a false representation of my upbringing because I
was raised in a drought dog.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's been pissing down all day. It's so muggy, although.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Mitchell blue Sky for the first time in twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Fucking hell.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
That is so cruel because we've been trying to film
things all day and it's been pissing down, and now
that we're sitting indoors Blue Sky, that'll be right.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
We went to the Dish, yeah, which is for the internationals.
The Dish is one of the it's the biggest radio
receiver satellite in New South.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Wales and it now has a new name.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
What was it's even murray ying Murray.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, they gave a new name in twenty twenty. The
biggest thing I was surprised by during our weekend away
is that the things that I thought Cherry would find
boring as fuck and I almost apologized for before they
happened because I was like, you might not enjoy this.
He just went down a rabbit hole. He taught me
things about the Dish that I didn't know. He was
googling in the car, going oh did.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
You know this? Did you know that it's basically a
huge radio telescope would.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Have said radio, that's a bit triggering, bit soon.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, it actually helped put man kiss you hilarious.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It was beautiful. It was like I was on a
science excursion to the Cso.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I agree with this Steven. It was. It was very fun.
And then oh my god, what about when we left
and we're trying to leave and then we went out
the entry.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
That's on me, that is on you because the dish
closed at four point fifteen oddly specific time, and they
had these big gates that open automatically, and I drove
up trying to leave and it was four eighteen. It
wouldn't open, So I thought, fuck, we're trapped at the dish.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yes, so I might fack. I'll call reception and I'll say,
can you open the gates for us?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
And who wents at the phone again one of the Sophie,
if you're listening, you were very helpful with your rather
basic advice, which was drive out the exit, not the entry.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
So my best part was she goes, is this Mitch
and Mitch. Yeah, she want to recognize your voices.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'm so sorry that we've wasted your time with this
fucking request. But yeah, I could have been there for hours.
I didn't know it was a separate gate for the exit.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Shout out to Sophie, the idiot at the dish, love you,
you know what.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
She knew how to fix it instant only, so the
first it must have happened a million times yet reverse
of course, we eventually rocked up in bogan Gate. The
dish is not far just in Parks, forty five minutes away,
and then we went to the bogan Gate pub. Wait
before we get there.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Can I call you out on something?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
So you mit, you'll probably edit this out of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
It depends what it is.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Well, you don't live in bogan Gate. It's a fake
and it's a it's a ruse. And I spoke to
Stephen about it in bed last night and I'm like,
did you see the signe you actually live in the
Forbes Shire, the Shire of Forbes.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, can everyone hear that? Lamb outside?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Put your microphone up there, Lamb, it's a bar.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
There's sheep on the sheep property.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Into my god, oh my God, what did I do?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Is it he wants milk?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
That lamb is going to piss me off?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yes, shut that window still and I'm going to fucking
make Lamb shops.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Underneath the window.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Oh my god, it's still gone.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It'll disappear, It'll go away.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Okay, hang on, I'll respond to the allegations.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yes, I am known by some as the bogan Gate Kid,
and bogan Gate is part of the parks Shier.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
But in order to drive to my property you do
have to cross the border into the fourth Shire. But
my postcode is still two eight seven fucking six. That's
the bogan Gate post code. Well, I don't want to
call you out, but I just saw it. I thought
something's not adding up here. No, you're right, You're absolutely right.
I'm a fucking fraud. But we still took you to
the bogen Gate Pub.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh my god, the bone Gate pupe has had a
glow up. I haven't seen it before, but it was bougie.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
I'll show you the before shots. The renolds are stunning.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
And also I've been hyping up the chicken Schnitzel at
the bogan Gate Pub for a long time. Years, years
and years and years, hand on heart, not even mean
by the best schinzer I've ever had, because they don't
overcomplicate it.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
It is just an ingham they've whacked in the oven.
What it is you think, I'm pretty sure just microwave,
never changed, not not microwaved or happen.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Right, Okay, sorry, but it's.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
So beautiful and i'd been hyping it up to you,
and then the audacity on you.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
You didn't even order a shinsel.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I did the fuck.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Because earlier in the day Stephen got to feed a
baby lamb milk, the baby lamb that you can hear now,
and I was just so besotted with it that when
lamb was on the menu, I thought, well, I can't resist.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Carrying at this beautiful little potty lamb that we're currently
bottle feeding. You thought I'd eat you in a heart, But.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
There is a sick part of me that thought, well,
I know how the sausage is made, let me try it.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Do reckon on some level the fact that I was
a big part of sheep slaughter. That's why I don't
really gravitate towards lamb on the menu must be I
don't know if it's a subconscious thing.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I never order lamb.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Maybe, but you still wear plenty of wools, so I
don't know. I don't know if that's if that's true.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
But also we did win the ham raftful. It was thrilling.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
It was so much fine. And the best part is
Eat and Jana celebs like people know people know you too,
Oh my god, and then the look on everyone's face.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Another shout out. Was it Sarah that we bumped into
with the bog and gay.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
She was too scared to talk to me. I didn't
even get to talk to her.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Her bloody boyfriend came up and said, sorry, missus, it's
too nervous to say hi.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
She was a hoop. We had a great old yarn.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think someone thought that I was Mitchell Coombs because
someone came up to me and was like, yeah, she
loves your videos, and I don't think she's got the
right Mitchell. She had her wires crossed. Oh, someone's at
the door. Helloan c Hi, this is Mitch's daddy and
Ian come on take the mic. Hello, Hello, sit on
your son's bed. That's it takes two.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Seconds podcasts to recall.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
On this show, you guys are geting over the damn later,
don't you.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, that's why we're in a rush.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
I thought I won't waste ian.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
What was Mitch like growing up here at the farm?
Was he a helper? Did he help you? Or did
you always know that he needed to get to the city,
get into the Inner West.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Mitchell avoided work at all costs on the farm. To
do anything, he'd do it wrong.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Invented weaponize and competence.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Really, I'm sure right on Moa where he tried to
run over his brother.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
You're kidding it worked because they've been and.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Refuses to ride it because we said you are banned.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Really fell for it. I wasn't allowed to mow anymore.
Suits me.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
He grew up very quickly.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (14:17):
It went from seven to twenty four?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Talking to the mind.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Really, he grew out very quickly. Really, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I'm curious now.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
That means you were you never a kid.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You were always a great nut, an old soul.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
He argued with us like a grand up would. Yeah,
to run over his brother with a ride on Moa,
that's gerious, it's really smart.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
His time.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
He never gets to ride ride on again.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
It hasn't been lifted.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
It has, but you. It hasn't really hasn't been in
hours it happened.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Can you be sure I've let my listen.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Well, we don't know that, but we're prepared to give
you another chance.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
We might just move on. Ian.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Great to have you on the show.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
O Leafs, Thank you, thank you, Thanks Ian.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, so what was the other thing we did when
we were here? Because the party, we did the pubs
and the dish, and then today with just farm time,
we haven't left all day in terms of going elsewhere.
We've been on the property all day.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I mentioned a couple of episodes ago that one of
the beauties of being on acreage is that you can
scream at the top of your fucking lungs.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
And no one can hear you. It's so fulfilling, it's
like the smashroom. You're letting it out.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
And I believed you. You lulled me into a full
sense of security. I went, you know what, Mitchell Kub's
my best friend. Will not lead me astray. Of course,
we're open property. Stephen was filming.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
And I just thought that you would enjoy it, because
you can't do that shit in Sydney noise complaints. You know,
you're right, and so I thought, just let it out,
scream with the top of your lungs.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And you did. Take a listen.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Domini demon, Yeah, let it out, you go first.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh my god, I'm trying to give it a gay yeah,
keeck going.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
God, it hurts my internals.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
By the way, I'm absolutely fucking with you. People will
hit that are are any name?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh my god, Mitchell's time fan and we're.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Bringing right now.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
They're like, Jane, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
You prick?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
They definitely heard your scream. If it didn't feel good
in the moment, it did.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It was cathartic. Yeah, yeah, it was nice. It felt
good to get it off my chest.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Speaking of cathartic, we went to a Catholic church.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh we did, we did?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Oh my god, Steve Stephen. People need to know this
about Steve and a bit of character building for you.
You're obsessed. You are not a Catholic, but you're obsessed
with so you aren't a practicing Catholic.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
I'm as Catholic as a gay person can be.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Okay, fair, fair, I had no idea that Saint Stephen
had a pigeon for the parishes.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I don't know what it is about churches for you.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
But I mentioned there's an abandoned church down the road,
and Stephen went, oh, I love churches.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I was like, yeah, I don't know if they love
your back, but sure, well we did go and we
didn't burn up inside.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, beautiful was like Chacho's carpet, his wood panels on
the walls.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Salt. There was salt there in a tub, which I
thought was that's a bit Dations of the Cross.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
We didn't film anything there that was internal content.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
But internal content.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I love that. You mean just memories, Yes, internal content.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Maybe you'll have to post something on a couple of mitches.
Steven at the abandoned church because he lapped it.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, I was strengthly just running out of ideas of
what to show you in the local area.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
I was like, there's an abandoned church if you want to, which.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Was throwing it off as if like he had nothing
left to give, and then Stephen jumped at it.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I thought you guys were into it too. You were
flipping through the hymnal book.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm not going to waste my time.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
They had, like the sheet music for our Father who Hallowed?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, you asked me, is that the song from Kathy
Kim and I was like, no, it's.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes, that's the song from Kath and King.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I was looking at the sheet music, going is it
the same arrangement day night before?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, And that's my favorite part of the Bible. And
they go to Famin Gate Mall when Jesus appears.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
And also, Cherry, you said you'd never driven a tractor.
I'm sorry to say it's the weekend comes to a close.
He still hasn't driven a tractor. It looked too bitterly
for him. I didn't want to take it on.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I didn't want to take it on. Too many knobs,
too many years, too many buttons, and it was just
too many, too many things to get wrong and kill
people with.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I did end up teaching Cherry how to drive a
manual car. The video is on our Instagram at a
couple of mitches. But we'll take a quick listen.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Now, notice there's a third pedal that is the clutch.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Don't point at my crotch, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
See there's a little map on the gearstick. Oh there,
so you can't move that unless the clutch is in yep.
First gears up to the side, left up, and now
you need to accelerate at the same time as releasing
the clutch. Saw that you weren't.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Read enough, So go check out the full video on
our Instagram. But just driving that was tricky enough for you.
The tractor has other layers to it. There's two gearsticks,
Like one of the gear sticks is the chapter.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
The other gearstick is the pages. Like there's two year six.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
You're a good teacher. What did you tried to explain
to me? The driving a manual car Putting the clutch
in is like when you go to edit a photo.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
It's like, yeah, but I had to millennial explain it
to you. I said, so the clutch in a manual
puts it in neutral. You were like, I've never used
the putul in my automatic before. And I was like, okay, pretended, pretended,
pretend to in your photo library and you're editing a photo,
the clutch is an edit button.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
You're editing what gear you're in?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, Then you had to teach Steve and you went,
all right, so the clutch is Brittany Broski and then
and then the gears is skibbitty ah yeah. And then
Stephen was.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Like got it.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Your analogy was so beautiful. I didn't stall the car once, Stephen.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Stephen didn't stall the car once.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Which is actually Steven huge still lost.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I stole straight away, it's hard. And I'm a city
you know what. I was born in the city, and
I'm okay, I identify as a city boy. I'm happy,
but I feel if there was an apocalypse or an
urgency where I needed to drive manual, I could.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
I feel like it's in my bones, I'm moving out
to the country.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
You actually have come alive. It's really unleashed something in you.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
What did you say, Stephen when you Stephen said to
me when we were driving on the tractor, mind you
in the tub. Mitchell was driving the tractor. There's no
two seats, so we were and we had this gorgeous
view and we were looking over over the Comb's property
and I said, like this, doesn't this make you like horny?
Like we're here together in the country. We should we
should get it going. And he said there's no Broke

(20:25):
Back Mountain scene that he wants to recreate. Like he
said he couldn't. He can't feel horny in the country,
so we couldn't live in the country.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Like it's too much dirt everywhere and mud on every surface.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Ah yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I tried to like initiate, like later tonight. Look, come on,
this is a beautiful.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Moment, not even rusty.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Ian just bought that high luss, not that.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
High lights as an abandoned wine shed.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh okay. I tried to suggest that maybe we did
something in an old abandoned car and then he would
have got golden staff.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Can I tell you something. We've not discussed this till now,
but Ian, Jane and I were speculating that you guys
were up to something. You disappeared all of a sudden.
I said, I think they're taking advantage of this opportunity
for a countryside gobby.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
We didn't absolutely Stephen is so we didn't trust me.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
I didn't. I tried. I'm glad you did. I thought
you might have seen the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Steven can't handle three flies on his back, let alone
may dick in his mouth on a country property.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, if it's your first time listening.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
The second last episode ever, every show we start the
same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate to appreciate.
Mitch doesn't know mine. We call them mediums. I don't
know Mitch's and that's how we start the show. It's
pretty straightforward.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I will say, you've got to head along to our
Instagram at a couple of mitches. We've been working our
buosies off this weekend, so many videos that we've done.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm a pit knack. I got to tell you.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
That's why I'm in bed the same moment. But I'm
feeling perked up. Who wants to kickoff?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'll go, yeah, you're gonna kick it off. Well, there's
something that happened in the bog and Gate pub that
I haven't yet spoken of. Yes, and I think it
needs to be addressed. It ignited something within me and
your mother, Jane and some backpackers. Let's just start. Let's
let's Bradley. Bradley's with us. By the way, Hi, Brad,
welcome manically abutely all right, go for a rally?

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Does karaoke feel like such a good idea until you're
actually up there with the microphone belting songs out.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Don't tell me there's even a part of you that
regrets switch your behavior.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I regretted it once I got up there. I'm like,
I'm over this now.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
You didn't look over it.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
You're over resolutely lying. I'm not lying, and I don't
tell our.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Idiots that we were all a bit burnt out after
the drive, because it does take it out of you.
I will argue, is it just me on the fly?
More so as a passenger. You guys kept offering to
share the drive out here six hours or so, and
I said, no, no, I need to be doing something otherwise
I get bored and tired.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I need my brain to be engaged.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I was so tired from doing nothing, and so.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
We went to the pub and we were like, it
won't be a big one. We'll just pop in for
a schnitzel or not, and we'll just head home early
because we'll get cracking on all the videos we're going
to do the next say. And then you said, let's
go home soon. So I started to wrap everyone up.
And then you were the.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
One that was keeping us there because you put one
karaoke song on and then you.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Added to the queue, and again and again and again.
This karaoke machine out a fucking twenty minute queue.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
And it was your fault, right, lady put twenty dollars
in the jukebox. You pushed her out of the way.
Started kueing, I will survive.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Share okay, no, no, no. So she put in twenty
dollars and she went daal and you pick what ee?
And I all right, thank you, and she went and disappeared.
Maybe she was an emo. I was hallucinating anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
No way, was that the pub manager to put the
money in?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh maybe it was. Yeah, that's the tactic.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
They put their own money into the machine to keep
people there longer to buy more drinks, which.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Is what I did. It worked.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh they got that money back. That's actually genius, because
I did not think that was what she was.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
You were wanting to go home, and I was trying
to be a good host. I was like, everyone, we're
going home very soon, trying to get any Jane out
of that place, which, by the way, is like pulling
teeth once they're at the pub.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Mate, and you're the one that kept adding more karaoke song.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
The Kiari Malformation was kicking it. I said to Steve
and I'm like, I'm tired, I got a headache. I
need to go home. He went me to like, I'm
ready to.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Go, and I said, Rod to that mix, shut no, no, no,
no criticism.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
If you mix put his footpack on and it was
he was, he's ready to go, and your beautiful friend
Katie was there and we got to meet Katie, who
I adore, and we were all ready to go. And
then I looked at your mum and we were just
gossiping about work, and she was saying, how upset she
is a kiss FM for doing what they did. So
we were find out for blood she was she was,
And I said, you know what, Jane, one song on

(24:30):
karaoke to dedicate to how fuck the situation is. So
I play Gloria Gainer. I will survive.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
The passion from you. You know that you meant it.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I will.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I will survive.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Now go, And what I didn't realize was this group
of backpackers, this French woman had cue six silling beyond
songs because they're the only songs that they knew. So
we had to wait six songs until I Will Survive
came on. So your mum and your dad and you
and you all will get a drink while we wait.
But then that was that was the beginning of the end,
because one that one extra drink drink meant more songs

(25:11):
were added, and we stayed for two hours.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
And you hadn't had a drop of alcohol. You kept
adding to the cue, and I was like, I'm the
one telling everyone we've got to get these two home.
They're naked. And then I'm like, I'm now naked and
they're the ones holding.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Me, and can we talk about your queue for a second.
We're in a town of how many people two hundred
and two fifty barely put on New York New York,
a song about big city living.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
But there was this bloke at the bar who kept
looking over and he kept going, hoo, true fucking songs.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Songs and to connect with him, you're opening your mouth too, he'd.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Go flue songs. So I looked at him and I
genuinely said, I don't know, mate, it was a backpacker.
These are terrible.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Blame it on the French girl.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Finally, spinning around came on. I looked at him. I'm like,
fucking girl, cluck the French. The French girl came up
to me and she had Pierce pick French. Sean put
in French and I went, oh, parermission, celendor, please do She.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Asked for a French song and you played the macarena.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
She said to me.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Kit and please please, where is Macarina? So I put
the macarena on anyway, I said to her, I'm like, hey, frenchie,
I put the macarena on and she was like, no, no,
my friend. Her name is Macreena. She's backpacker from Agentina.
The macarena is playing it Danny to you.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Macarina Standard Night at the fucking Gap?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Is it just me.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
You're listen to?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Is it just me?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
The podcast?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Leave the review, better Beef five stars, Bye fucking Star.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Thank you, Oscar, Thanks Oscar Dulcet tons.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Of I chose the country adjacent song for this episode,
specifically fuck is it just Me?

Speaker 7 (27:02):
On the Fly?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
How Underrated with Nothing Breaks Like a Heart by Mark
Ronson featuring Marley c Ivan.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's my favorite Maley Sirah song. It's not even a
Miley Syras song. Hurtfully, I know, right, he's Mark, You're right,
and so it's uptown funk. He really gets the credit
on those big songs.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I know, at what point in your DJ career are
you allowed to just be the artist? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Didn't you do Black to Black as well?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And that's his song? Yes, that's on his album.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Also, I've had a second Rose, I'd go there, Mark Ronson.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh he's Mark Ronson.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's gorgeous, nummy.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Even I'd go Mark Ronson.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Now a quick p say for you idiots, a few
of you have asked us, how long is our merchs
or couple of miches dot com dot you going to
remain open after we cark it?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
In a week's time, a few days time, ship.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
We're terminal. I've been made to rest. I don't want
to say we carck it because you know what if
cryogenics becomes a thing and this podcast ever gets resurrected.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Laid to rest, is that not everlasting rest?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
But be carc did is just so definite. And you know,
I'm unemployed at the moment.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
So what about put in the Swedish pod?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Is that what people say? Oh the death of the
suicide coid Jesus sorry, his podcast died by his sister death.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well, whatever our cause of death.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
After we finish our final episode next Monday, how long
does the merch saw remain open? I just figure we've
got to pay the shop of fire bill for the
month of December anyway, so let's just leave it open
until the end of twenty twenty four yep.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
So when this year ends, the merch dot will end,
so the new year not available exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
So you've got plenty of time to suck up on
Christmas gifts if you want to buy someone something for Christmas,
or if you want a piece of our merch like
a rash fst ya for Christmas. So you're can enjoy
this summer and be some safe, just send them the
link a couple of minutes does.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Not coming to you say this is what I want
for Chrissy Steven's wearing the arm with the shirt.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Im T shirt. Can't take it off, Guys, it's perfect.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
My dad is actually wearing my ears to our inspied
merch as well.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
It's so sweet.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
The only one is not wearing our merch at the moment.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I know why am wearing the agyp jockstrap?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Are you not?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
That never got released? That was just that was just
a demo I got sent.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Anyway, Sorry, plit to the saw will remain open until
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Really yeah, how exciting are you ready for?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
My is it to me?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
This is something I've noticed about city folk, not just
you two. I've brought a lot of city friends out
here to visit my hometown, bog and Gate, and there's
one thing I've noticed.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
About all of them.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh really yep? And do I fit them old?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, definitely. Okay, Bradley, let's go. Is it just me?
Do you not particularly give a fuck about stars?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh? Well, I know you're in the room with one,
but you need to have a bit more respects please,
I was.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Actually looking at myself in the mirror. I don't give
a fuck.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Oh like no, like like stars in the sky. No,
because Steven and I were like besotted by the country
stars last.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Night literally in Newtown the other night there was one
star and we actually noted that.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Remember you looked up you said to me, like this
one star, whole sky. And then we got on a
whole air pollution thing, like pollution. And then in the
country coming out here, oh my god, in regional New
South Wales, it's glorious.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I never realized that light pollution was a thing and
that there was a difference between looking up at the
sky in the city versus the country. I just took
it for granted the whole time I grew up here. Yeah,
I never noticed the difference. When I moved to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh, there's less stars. I just never really valued that.
But every time I bring friends out here, like the
two of you, they look up at the sky and
they go, wow.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, there's so many that's just the flies. But I'm
with you, I'm with you. I was shocked. It's actually
frightening because it makes you feel so small. There is
so there's more light than there is dark in the sky.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
But also I never noticed that in Sydney you can't
see things like the saucepan. You know that cluster that
looks like a frame with the handle. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I never noticed that that was missing from my life
because I just don't spend that much time gawking into
the night sky.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:50):
True.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Finally understand where the Southern Cross comes from.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yep, the Southern Cross. Oh yeah, you should get that
tattooed on you.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You look really good, especially with that mallet.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
So you've got going yeah, which I'll which wash mind
you tangent. But Mitch has been rabbing out about the water.
He's like, wash your hair here. You never have a
better head. You never have better head. I'm sorry, you
never have a better head.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Wash No, seriously, when I wash my hair here at home,
in the country using the rain water fresh from the gutters.
There's no Sydney water, you know, adding chemicals and whatever. Oh,
I have the best haired I ever. I need to
try something pure about the water here.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Maybe it's a long hair thing because I need those
chemicals to make my hair all crispy.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
And that might be true because the only other people
that have shared that observation with me have been women.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh got it? Yeah? Maybe yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I've been like, oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No, the stars are beautiful. But I think it's, like
you said it, you take it for granted when you've
had it for so long. Maybe I'm just really fucking oblivious.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I never noticed.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Do you ever take stock and just look up and go, Wow,
I'm a bleep in this universe, in this world, this
thing we call life.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Not really is that normal to look at this guy
and go, oh, I'm nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
You don't wish upon stars?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, I can't see them in Sydney wish them.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Have you ever seen a shooting star?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, of course I have, of course.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
See that's a country thing. The city kids don't know
shooting stars.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Where you saw shooting stars?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
We went to Milton the night we became official. We
walked up and we shore we saw how many three
three shooting stars in the span of ten minutes. Yeah,
that was sweet.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Okay, do you want me to leave the room or.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
No, Stephen won't root me even if I have seven showers.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
When you were locking up your city, person, I gym,
I thought you were going to say that we indicate,
because there you laughed every time I indicated on the roads.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh yeah, it's so amusing to me because we're on
private property, no rules apply, and they kept popping the
indicators on to just.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Do a YIWI. I was like, God sake, city, We're
on a farm. Who are you even indicating to.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
I think I might move out here? What I think
I might move out here for the.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Lack of road rules is their main appeal.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, I just I said to you, driving in, I
feel relaxed and so calm. But then you made the
good ovation that I'm not farming.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, mate, I'll tell you something for nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Visiting for a weekend very different to actually living here.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, you just had one good night of karaoke.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
And you've not had any mice plagues in that time,
No drought, no flood, nothing, it's been a very tempered experience.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I did almost clog the toilet and I did freak out.
Oh my god, I'm have to pay for the whole
new plumbing system in the start a new flood. Yeah,
quite seriously.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I grew up with Crane's disease.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
Here.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
There's nothing that toilet hasn't seen before.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
it just you.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Radio, let's fire up that phone. It's time to chat
to one about idiots.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
And I did ask for a straight is it this
you caller?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You did? You demanded it?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I said, I'm not sure if we've had a straight
man call through to the podcast before. I lie, we
have had one before, but today we've got another one
justin from Camden, New South Wales. I feel like that's
rural esque.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, googling, don't worry seeing I'm on Camden, New South Wales.
Where the fuck is that? Oh my god? Sorry, it's
a fucking suburb of Sydney. It seems so, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I don't think Camden is in Sydney, is it.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh that's spoken like a fucking Sydney side Like that
doesn't count. It's in the best. That is Sydney as fun.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
It's not what part of me thought that was the
regional town. I was thinking of Coonipebono, Hello, Cowbirds, Mitch and.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Mitch legend, how I you fellas mate? We were just
before you call.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
We were just talking about when your missus pussy Juice
gets on you and uh, and then we were that
we were Oh god, now we sound gay. We were
trying to connect to you. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
Well, that's good because you're actually in the car and
Gecy with me too, so we're on day night.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Oh, speaking of pussy Juice, put her on.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Hello Juice. What's your name, sweetheart? Donna?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hi, Dona?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
That right, Donna? Yes, that's right, Donna.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Donna. How do you feel about your your partner listening
to a podcast hosted by two gorgeous gay men?

Speaker 7 (35:08):
Oh that's fine?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Did you introduce him to the podcast by any chance?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I did not do podcasts, really, so you can't stand us.
You don't listen together?

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Oh no, I listened to you, but if I've got
nothing else to do, all right to you?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Not on purpose, by accident. So you said you were
on date night justin. Where are you taking miss Jews Donna?

Speaker 7 (35:35):
Excuse me, Miss Jude, oh, missus juice. We took her
out on your recommendation, and we just went out and
did the smashroom out in the city.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh, I just went to a smash room or did
you love it?

Speaker 7 (35:46):
Yeah? Good fine. I didn't realize she had so many
angry shues.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
And they all seem to lead back to you, darling funny.
Then absolutely I would say, yes, I'm only you justin.
You seem to be the real idiot here, the true fan.
I can't believe.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I don't think I've ever heard of a case of
the man listening but the wife not, because normally it's
the other way around. The wife listens and the man
kind of suffers through it. It grows and him eventually
and they fall in love.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
But you're the fan. How did you discover from the
first place?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Justin your little videos? Man would pop up on my
Facebook real day and then it was just kind of like, yeah,
it looks a lot a bit of a chuckle, and
then that's so sweet, and then I found you and
then yeah, all of a sudden, yeah, here we are
those like a long time listener. This is our second interaction. Now,
I'm the fellow who put you through for the IgE
and alphabet on the ideas page.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
What's your contribution to the igen phonetic alphabet? It was
his idea, I think, oh altogether.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
That was my idea. Yeah, yeah, and then you guys
wrong with it.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
So we're fucking thrilled to have you. Bradley's ready to
count you in because you've got Is it just me
of your own to share?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
You're ready to go?

Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, let's do it, Bradley.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Is it just me?

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Is it just me that doesn't understand half the ship
you guys talk about? Because I'm straight, middle aged guy,
but I still can't stop with.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Me half the things we talk about. What have we
taught you, darling?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Justin list of things that confuse you?

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Well, I've learned some things I didn't know about fucking
tops and bottoms. I didn't know what the fuck that
was all about.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I didn't like the gay sex of it all.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Even pussy juice is across top and bottom, bat across it.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
So yeah, and I didn't know about the slider thing.
Did you've been on about fucking five or five?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Well, the last thing you wanted someone shouting on your cock.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Now, yeah, yes, I guess yeah, now now is just gagging?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, pussy juice? All right? What else? What else have
we confused you with?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
That?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
You that we helped you get clarity on?

Speaker 7 (37:59):
Well big Now with your what's better than your pits
and drugs? We'll just straight out vagina and drugs.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Let's go with that, Ja, vagina to the list of
things better than drugs than.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
On the list. I don't think you've got anyone has
pulled out on the list.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's a good point because technically drugs and dick are
what you know we were into, so so vagina. It's
it's a vice that some people and some of our
listeners enjoy.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Okay, what else have we taught you?

Speaker 7 (38:28):
I didn't know that broadforce crunches. I had no idea
that was one of your new things lately on my
fucking what the fuck is.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Going with the.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, I've got no hair? You got no hair at all?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
No?

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Yeah, I just started doing laser hair removal on my
head everywhere, Buddy's head, Yeah, everywhere.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Obviously, if you don't have long hair, you can't relate.
But do you just want me to raw dog every day?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Live?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
With no hair tires. I got to tie it up.

Speaker 7 (38:55):
Sometimes you do have beautiful hair.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Oh thank you is just not in this humidity though done.
I will send you a photo.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, if you can only see me right now, it's
pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Anything else?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Anything else?

Speaker 7 (39:10):
I had no idea what a crystal?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
It sounds like a slur, doesn't it When it comes
out of Justin's mouth. I kind of shudder. I go, oh,
got a bald man e.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
If it's a gay club in Sydney and Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Straight people have bushdoofs.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
Yeah, bushtoof Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah, that's what it is. It's just a play on that,
but it's where all the gays congregate.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
It's a bushdoof for poof star.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
I'm thirty nine and I'm still learning shit.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Are you going to visit Puff Douff anytime soon?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Do that?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Yeah? Let's go and check out.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, that's our legacy. Mitchell.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I can't believe he listens to the podcast and even
though he doesn't understand half the ship, we say that's
not his cue to turn off.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
He's like, no, I'm going to keep listening. Find this out.
Anything else we've taught you, Darling.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
The musical thing. I didn't really have much of a
keen interest in the music. Look but your boys danging
on about him all the time. I'm I suggested you
want to go and check out Wicked? Looks to be
all right? And the reson was a six foot one
shade cake ball guy with pats. Might not be the
fucking genre that's in the room. You might see it.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
It's mostly dotary, old women and puffs. I gotta admit.

Speaker 7 (40:18):
There go And I had no idea what alphaba was,
so I know what alphabra is now.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I didn't know what an alphabet was either, to be honest,
Mitch had to educate. And where did you go to Wicked? Justin?

Speaker 7 (40:29):
I could give it a got to come and say
you do a bit of stand up than I am
to go and watch the musical fair?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I haven't been one of my shows, Justin, I would
bloody love to meet you. You actually sound like a
fucking crack up.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
And I tried to come to your last one with
the fucking with the duck whatever what clear had show here?
And I wanted to come.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
We were keen as to come.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
I couldn't get a babysitter. Ah we missed out. He's
getting doing it again.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Are you going to be coming to my Christmas show?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I'm like you to go, Yeah, Justin mate, what a legend.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
Tickets are selling out bus This is douting to sound
like more of a fucking primo than it.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Need to meet you saying you've actually weaved it in
beautifully more talent dot com dot are you if you
want tickets to mind? All right, Hayes stand up comedy
show Christmas with the gay Grinches. Maybe I'll just pop
out some mistletoe in front of you.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Justin the words out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I paid to break the bubble, but I can actually
see through this window. Justin's your next door, fucking nighb
But you've paid for this whole thing. This has all
been said. I can see him on the land behind
next door. This is a plug for the shows. Well,
Justin and pussy Juice, that is your Christian name. Isn't
it so nice to meet you guys? Thank you for
listening for all these years. This is the second last episode,
so we're done, and just.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
That I love this lovely to chat to. You keep
trying to win the misses over. Make sure you convert
her into a full blown idiot.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Won't you make sure she is.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
I'll guarantee you she's get listen to this podcast because
she's on it.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Right, but then I'm sure I'll get it back and
she can start listening back to when I started listening to.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Hey, Justin DM the couple of Mitch's Instagram page. Because
you have just won yourself the last ever is it
just me? Umbrella? We will send it out to you.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
I said you today, I better get a fucking umbrella
out of his phone call.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
You're getting an umbrella, Darlin and a tope bag.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, we'll send you whatever you.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Want to So I need a umbrella because they didn't
bring it.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
It's quite the fucking hefty umbrella. I got to tell you.
It's got enough room for you and pussy.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It'll keep you dry. It's suspectful. It's a very big umbrella.
But we'll send it out to you. Thank you for listening, guys,
Thank you. Drive s oh Justin and pussy juice okay, Donna,
very sweet. They were sweethearts, weren't they.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I loved that all right.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well should we end on that note? On the note
of pussy juice, Well, you're actually lying. It's not the
very last Is it just me?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Umbrella? We've got one episode left, one more call to go.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
If you want to be the final caller, all you
got to do is DM it's at a couple of mitches.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Whatever you Is it just me? Or send us a
text on this number. Oh far too till nine A
two zero two two to nine.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
All right, On that note, we should go because I
can smell your mother's lasagna in the oven and I
think it's almost ready.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Now that's my pussy is.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
All right? Thank you for listening, idiots, We adore you.
So the merch is still available until the end of
the year, so you can go on purchase if you're
just listening. But we will see you next episode for
the last ever. Is it just me?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
I hate that?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Me too. It's it's sad and actually is very sad.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
It's weird, but we're gonna make the last episode counts.
It's going to be a special one. Firstly, it's going
to be our longest episode ever.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
That's the last thing on the bucket list, the.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Last thing that we planned to take off. Yeah, it's
gonna be a one, so it could be seven episodes worth.
Who knows true.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
True. So it's not that you don't have one hour
left with us. You've got there'll be plenty of time.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
But yes, Jenner, we'll be back and we'll talk to
you again on Monday.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
All right, idiots love? Yeah, so you chat in bye?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Is it just me?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
A podcast by a couple of mitches. Make sure you've
get to follow on your podcast.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
App Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
We pretend the show is done, but we still got
a little bit more time of our sleeve for you.

(44:43):
We'll keep talking. Shit, nothing's planned here.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
I'll tell you what. This weather has turned out. We're
gonna have a bonfire tonight and everything, aren't we all? No,
not a bonfire on the lake.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah, I am the lake. It's a damn Okay, the
damn it's a body of water, no less. But I
told you guys that one of my traditions every time
I friends back to the farm is I reverse Dad's
ute over the damn bank. I angle it perfectly so
it's mostly flat and the sun sets. We have some drinks,
non alcoholic. It's fine, cheery, I'll accept that. Yeah, And

(45:14):
it's just it's just a good yearning opportunity. It's really lovely,
my damn bank tradition. And the sun is beginning to set.
It is so I'm sorry to keep this add brief brief,
but yeah, times tick and dallam, we don't have long
Can you remind me by the way, Sorry, what did
you say at the sun?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
You said? I make sense now you get fresh my memory.
What was the point?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Well, like, we've been very good friends for a very
long time, and there are parts of you that are
like you know, not many of your friends are from
regional Australia or from from somewhere that you're not familiar.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Ru, especially like proper remote right, very.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
So you make friends with someone that is an international,
they're born and raised in London. I'm like, I get
what was happening in childhood, right, And then you've got
friends who are in the same area as you. It's
like common interest. I know what you went through. But
here I genuinely have never had farm life experience. I've
never been on a tractor in my life. Like we
make jokes, but I was born like twenty kilometers out
of the Sydney city like and that is where I

(46:15):
spent my life, Like I'm not a country boy in
any any intents and purpose, so like, I respect it. Like,
your dad is such a hard worker, and you can tell.
Steve and I were talking about it just that, just
by talking to him, how passionate and skilled he is
at what he does.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
I actually think you get a lot of your humor
from your dad.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Oh, totally.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
He's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
He's really funny. He at the pub last night. I
was talking to your friend Katie about every country boy
or every straight man loving to post on their socials
and Tinder and their dating apps photos of them holding
fish like their conquest. It's like, hey, this fish is big.
Way to you see my a metereri. That's what they said, Katie.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
In the straight boy fishing world, that's the goal to
catch a metory.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Like I buy a fish from a meterery. What are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (46:59):
So then I say to your dad, I'm like, oh,
do you know you have any pics of yourself with
a meeting?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
That brush that Sorry, I buy fish, you don't. It's
a fish shot like a manger a meter is.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I took a sec, but that was good.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
It was a time. It was good thinking, But not
exactly there.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Oh my gosh, give me some credit.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Okay, it was funny. It was very funny.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
People often mock straight boys posting on Tinder a photo
of their fish, but I would say to you last
night at the pub, No, for straight men, that's their meditation,
fishing the stillness.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
No, we spoke about sucking carp on the show for
ten minutes last week. Give fishing more time. When we
have one episode left, we hope this podcast. My point was,
I said to your dad, do you have any photos
of you with the fish? And he said yes, And
then an hour later your mom was like that you'll
get a photo with e and which is me? Mitchell?
So we did and then he goes, oh, can I
hold you like I'm holding a fish?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I haven't photo. Where is it?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Your mom took it?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Jay?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Actually, we do need to meet Jane before the show ends.
I really. We've had my dad on this show. Your dad,
we don't have We had Michelle on the show.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Oh yeah, we've called her about the whole cheesy stringer thing.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Well we're in this house, so what's what's the home
number here?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
To get up?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, no again, no, okay, just bleep it Okay, it's
O two.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Do you not have a way to call people on
the farm like I thought you'd be used to shouting.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
They're getting older?

Speaker 7 (48:18):
Death?

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Hi? Yeah, and can you tell your wife to come
to the bedroom?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, thank you for that.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
By the way, we have met Jane. She fucking stole
the jest Row episode. Can you forget it?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Tell her off?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
We need to meet Jane.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Are you serious? That was brilliant? That was love step
and your mum loved that episode's eta.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Oh really?

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:41):
About it goes in my head because I don't know
who just wrot.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You got to speak to the microphone.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Sorry, I don't want to offend the potential listener listening
to this show.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Hi, Jane, where do I find this photo of Ian
holding Mitch like a fish?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh? Yeah, we took it last night at the pub.
I don't know if you'd remember.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
No, I don't remember. Just remind me.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Go grab your phone and go look through your camera
and Jane taker yeah, and Jane also took some videos
that carry. You need to go through your camera.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I'm not going to be able to see anything in
the photo. It's going to be so Laryett.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Why oh really Jane's android photography after a few wines,
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Grab me?

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Fine?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Okay, you're coming back on the microphone. We'll come back.
Pop it on the bed.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I mean, we'll see if she comes back to us,
she might forget.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
My favorite thing is you? And al right and stood there.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
She's so undiagnosed. I get my ADHD from her. The
unmedicated behavior from that woman.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
She's so funny. Here we go back, Steven, let's get
to that mic Have you found this photo?

Speaker 5 (49:36):
So what am I actually looking for?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
It's your husband Igan holding Mitch Cherry like a fish,
to mock the men that take photos with their fish.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh no, he said, do you want me to hold
you like a fish? But then I was just around
his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I think, give over hot all this trouble.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
He said, do you want me to hold you like
a fish?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Like? It was?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
How funny he was. I was complimenting how funny he was.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
But I ship now here the carpet composed that to medicated.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Oh here they are.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I told you, look at them, you're the big spoon, Mitchell.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
But maybe you're holding me like a fish. Oh I
am his tongues.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Out anyway, thank you, Jane.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Jane, before we can go, this is the last time
we'll have you on the show because next episode's our
last episode. What are your thoughts on on this podcast
and it ending and you know, your son working, us
working together, and the show being done.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
It's really emotional. Like part of me is happy for
Mitch because it will free up a bit of his
time on the weekends and things, give him and Shawn
a bit more time together. But honestly, I'm just so
proud of both of you guys and Jenna for the
amazing work you've done, Like to have the ability to

(50:54):
make that many people happy, and it's not always easy,
Like you guys have had your own struggles over those
five years. There's been amazing times and there's been hard times,
but you've always been there for all those listeners and
I'm incredibly proud of that. So yeah, it's going to

(51:14):
be really emotional for all of us.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I think I agree well, said Jane.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Yeah, definitely proud parents moments from A and and I
and no doubt from your parents as well. Mitch.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Oh yeah, it's true.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Do you reckon? There'll be tears in the final episode.
Cheer from other of us.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I think there will be. But I'm one of the
people that if I if I'm kind of like, if
I prepare teas, I won't get teas. I don't want
to think about tears because then my brain's going, why
are I crying? And then the real emotion doesn't flow.
It's weird, isn't it. It's like when like grooms often
don't cry when they see their brides because there's so
much pressure on them to cry, they don't cry. And
you know, I'm looking at next episode as Mitch as

(51:50):
my Brian and you know our final episode room Dog,
you are and you are proud of Mitch. There is
so much Mitch memorabilia around this house.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
It's like there, you know, I didn't put that poster
of mine on my own wall. Jane put that back.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I did question that there is more Mitch memorabilia. I
can imagine there's more Mitch memorability in this house. And
there are photos of the Park's dish, at the Park's
fucking dish. There is so much mitage and it's it's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Obviously we're proud of all our kids.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
But Mitchell obviously the best, the favorite.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Yeah, no favorites.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
The most flawless.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Yeah, definitely beautiful, definitely proud.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Of this podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Does have a blue tick.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
No, no, he's got other ticks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Oh and that beautiful give you give your brother a plug.
That bathroom, I've never experienced a Mark Coomb's bathroom, the.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Mark Coombs reno carpentry if you're in the Hunter Valley region.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
The tiles so smooth, and that toilet seat. Wait till
you see his logo for Cooms Carpentry come across that.
It's a real family affair you guys, well, Jane, thank
you for having us. I've had so much fun. Steven
and I really enjoyed it. The bed was super comfortable.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Yeah, like you guys, just because of podcasts ending doesn't
mean you guys aren't welcome here.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Thank you whenever you want. Thank you. No, the friendship
won't end either. In fact, Mitch was saying before.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
In the corner.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
No, that's exactly right, that's exactly right. Not much for me,
I'm given my employment situation. But you said, you reckon,
we'll spend more time together. Yeah, we'll be more available,
We'll have more time.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
It'll be great now that lasagn yah, Yeah, where we
are ready when you are.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Oh, then let's keep it warm because we've got to
get to the dam bank stats.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, we're keeping it warm.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I hope this podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Thanks Jane. Thanks Jane. We'll see you in the kitchen.
Oh wait, I want Mitchell to try my seapat.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Grab it?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Just can you grab the sea pap?

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Do that after the sunset?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
No, I have it on the show.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
So wait, what do you want me to do? Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
My seapap, my seapap, my seapap, my sleep at me?
The machine?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Does this? Got up the nose?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Oh yeah, put them in your nostril holes. Just breathe out.
It'll turn on. Is it on?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I see I have one on?

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Is it on?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Stephen? Is the light on the machine?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Now, I sound like an idiot?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:10):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
God? Close your mouth. Oh, try and talk with.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
A closed mouth.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
What do you think it's so relaxing? Doesn't make you
want to just sleep for eight hours?

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It feels like my lungs are a balloon that have
gotten to that point that are about to go.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, you got to get used to it.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I don't need this much air.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
It is really alien if you don't have sleep up now.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, you've got to get used to it.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Oh, I feel clogged. I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
You can use it under the bed sheets, like when
you're really cold in winter.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, because you don't. It just blows air into you,
so you can. You could literally sit in a bubble.
Isn't it good? Not particularly? You sound so breathy.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
I feel like a hot fucking air balloon.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Okay, you take it off. Now you're like an elephant.
Get rid of it. Yeah, pull it off. Oh, you
put that to the months. Press the off button on
the device.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
There's a big white button.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
No, that was weird.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh it sounds so oxygenator.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
That was weird.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That it's not all right.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
That settles that debate. Remember I was like, maybe I
do have sleep up. Now you don't actually go to
a specialist. That was not helpful, judge, all right, thank
you for listening.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Idiot.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Sorry, I feel like I've just been blown. I'm like,
I believe it's weird.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
We hope this podcast made everyone else feel at least
two percent better today.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
That's all just two percent, So we do nailed at Steven.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Nice work.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
We'll be back for one final time on Monday.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Weird weird, that's all right, we're back on Monday. Final episode.
It's all be happy, gumba.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
We'll see you then, can't wait to talk. Then bye.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Is It Just Me podcast by a couple of minches.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast aff