September 7, 2024 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, jem I right has been working harder than
Bill Shorten on his LinkedIn profile and he's come up
with this Jen.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
White Rice, Jimmy jabb but my snack pack just arrived.
Amanda loves a good pun. In case you don't know,
here's example.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
A don a true or false birds yawn true sweird,
isn't it? Apparently almost all vertebrate animals, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians,
even fish.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yawn fish shawn suck it a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
They spend a lot of time in school. Thank you
appreciate your laughter, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And here's example. B Let me tell.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You about the new advent of hot Hollywood guy. The
latest one is the frogman. They say it's a sexy
genre whose eyes are quite wide set and the smile
errs on the goofy side. Rammy Mallick, Harry Styles, Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
From Men frog Hot. There's a whole book about being
frog hot. Have you read it? Read it? You get
that one for free. I'll keep my wallet away. And
that's enough of that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
For some reason, people have been going crazy because a
band from your time is getting back together Oasis.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We all know by now that they are reuniting to
tour for the first time in fifteen years. Lots of
complaints about the ticketing system though. The tickets are inexplicably expensive,
and people and bots are buying up the tickets and
reselling them.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So buying the.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Tickets, yeah yeah, and it's a robot in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's what happened with Taylor Swift as well, and they
resell them.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do Morning Glory what only it's Deckstern. I love our
love style.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Compatibility score between those brothers not much.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What happens if a tiger attacks you? If a tiger
attacks you, what do you do? Because I know in
the woods, if a bear comes towards you go to
make yourself look biger.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I think you're roll Try and protect your neck because.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All men, that's what we think.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Tiger comes in this room, we know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay, What if a cougar comes in, well, I know
exactly how old would your cougar have to bet whitlaw comes.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
In the room, I'll be giving you. You'll get a
love fight. Watch a movie.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Ultimate height Man. Fat Man Scoop died on the job
this week.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Fat man's scoop. He passed away on stage. Yeah, would
you like to die on stage?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'd wonder why I was on stage?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Will you be on stage?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Sometimes?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Imagine if you died on stage in the nude, because
it's mostly what you do before monting you die on stage.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I remember looking into Lisa Carry's eyes as I'm standing.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There naked, and I'm sure that she wished that she
was dying.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Doctor Carl was in forget about Big Farmer, what about
the big glow?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Opposite of the American population of flat earths? And what
they believe is that there's lights in the heaven, those
stars and plan and the sun of the moon. They're
not actually physical objects. The term they use is luminaries.
In other words, God put those lights up there. And yes,
they ask you to believe that all the astronomers over
the last four centuries have been in the pay of
(03:14):
Big Glove. Wants you to buy clothes because there's nothing
for them to see. And so when the astronomers make
all these papers they've been brought.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Off, it's all Jonesy and Keith Urban exchanged stories about
the good old days.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And I remember talking to you when you're in the
ranch when I was at two an mbs. Yeah, because
we're exactly the same age. But I just remember at
that time just talking about all your hopes and dreams.
And at the time I think we had one country
music the play country music in Australia and you're going,
this is this is the future.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Country country music. Did I say that? Yeah? It was
a long rehab was eminent and it's good to see.
Jones is always.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Sensitive to Amanda's concerns about our native fauna.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Thing I learned I was indigenous to Australia.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's so many myths.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Pest and I heard that they'd escaped from the zoo
and all that sort of stuff. They are indigenous.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We should take a lot more pride in our.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm looking at the one that's peaking, peking through the
bin at the moment.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, we've made them through the bin.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We've taken away their natural habitats and they have to
peck through the bin. Okay, God, you're exhausting. You're so exhausting.
Why don't I put you in a crypt? You'd happily
stay there?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Keep Oh my god? Alrighty, then this has been jen
y rise jibber jabba. It was quite the week. I
feel like that went for a year. Good lord Es.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
And Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sam
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You know, jem I right has been working harder than
Bill Shorten on his LinkedIn profile and he's come up
with this Jen.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
White Rice, Jimmy jabb but my snack pack just arrived.
Amanda loves a good pun. In case you don't know,
here's example.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
A don a true or false birds yawn true sweird,
isn't it? Apparently almost all vertebrate animals, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians,
even fish.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yawn fish shawn suck it a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
They spend a lot of time in school. Thank you
appreciate your laughter, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And here's example. B Let me tell.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You about the new advent of hot Hollywood guy. The
latest one is the frogman. They say it's a sexy
genre whose eyes are quite wide set and the smile
errs on the goofy side. Rammy Mallick, Harry Styles, Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
From Men frog Hot. There's a whole book about being
frog hot. Have you read it? Read it? You get
that one for free. I'll keep my wallet away. And
that's enough of that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
For some reason, people have been going crazy because a
band from your time is getting back together Oasis.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
We all know by now that they are reuniting to
tour for the first time in fifteen years. Lots of
complaints about the ticketing system though. The tickets are inexplicably expensive,
and people and bots are buying up the tickets and
reselling them.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So buying the.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Tickets, yeah yeah, and it's a robot in the crowd.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
That's what happened with Taylor Swift as well, and they
resell them.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do Morning Glory what only it's Deckstern. I love our
love style.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Compatibility score between those brothers not much.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What happens if a tiger attacks you? If a tiger
attacks you, what do you do? Because I know in
the woods, if a bear comes towards you go to
make yourself look biger.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I think you're roll Try and protect your neck because.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All men, that's what we think.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Tiger comes in this room, we know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay, What if a cougar comes in, well, I know
exactly how old would your cougar have to bet whitlaw comes.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
In the room, I'll be giving you. You'll get a
love fight. Watch a movie.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Ultimate height Man. Fat Man Scoop died on the job
this week.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Fat man's scoop. He passed away on stage. Yeah, would
you like to die on stage?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I'd wonder why I was on stage?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Will you be on stage?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Sometimes?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Imagine if you died on stage in the nude, because
it's mostly what you do before monting you die on stage.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I remember looking into Lisa Carry's eyes as I'm standing.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There naked, and I'm sure that she wished that she
was dying.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Doctor Carl was in forget about Big Farmer, what about
the big glow?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Opposite of the American population of flat earths? And what
they believe is that there's lights in the heaven, those
stars and plan and the sun of the moon. They're
not actually physical objects. The term they use is luminaries.
In other words, God put those lights up there. And yes,
they ask you to believe that all the astronomers over
the last four centuries have been in the pay of
(03:14):
Big Glove. Wants you to buy clothes because there's nothing
for them to see. And so when the astronomers make
all these papers they've been brought.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Off, it's all Jonesy and Keith Urban exchanged stories about
the good old days.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
And I remember talking to you when you're in the
ranch when I was at two an mbs. Yeah, because
we're exactly the same age. But I just remember at
that time just talking about all your hopes and dreams.
And at the time I think we had one country
music the play country music in Australia and you're going,
this is this is the future.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Country country music. Did I say that? Yeah? It was
a long rehab was eminent and it's good to see.
Jones is always.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Sensitive to Amanda's concerns about our native fauna.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Thing I learned I was indigenous to Australia.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's so many myths.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Pest and I heard that they'd escaped from the zoo
and all that sort of stuff. They are indigenous.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We should take a lot more pride in our.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm looking at the one that's peaking, peking through the
bin at the moment.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, we've made them through the bin.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
We've taken away their natural habitats and they have to
peck through the bin. Okay, God, you're exhausting. You're so exhausting.
Why don't I put you in a crypt? You'd happily
stay there?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Keep Oh my god? Alrighty, then this has been jen
y rise jibber jabba. It was quite the week. I
feel like that went for a year. Good lord Es.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
And Amanda in the morning.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sam
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