🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: Do You Take Your Phone To The Toilet? (Podcast Exclusive)

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
On the cutting room floor today, here's a fact. On average,
people spend about one point five years of their lifetime
in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Okay, sometimes it feels like that's all in one day.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A significant portion of that time is dedicated to using
the toy.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
What do you do in the rest of the time.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Also, bathroom is enshowering your teeths. A bathroom is an
euphemism for toilet.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Sitting on the Daney house as you would say, as
I would say, going for a borie, which has been
gone exponentially because of the mobile smartphone. Really yeah, so
people sit on that they and this is the big thing.
Do you take your phone? I sorry to be impersonal
about this or too personal about this. Do you take

(01:15):
your phone into the toilet?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
No? Do women? I think it's more a domain of men.
Maybe they do. I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
I like to get in and get out. If you
take your phone in, you find you find yourself in
there too long.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Way too long.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
But isn't that interesting?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
You said that people these days are spending more time
in the toilet because.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Of their phones.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Imagine the old days where there was one phone in
the house on a chair. Imagine if that was in
the toilet and you phone someone and you knew they.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Were on the toilet, that'd be outrageous.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
People used to have phones next to their toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
No they are, Oh that's in hotels.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, there'd be a phone next to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's if you know there's a room services not to
have a long hour long chat.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Would you take a call on the toilet of call
of nature now a call from me?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'll sometimes phone my son and he says, I can
hear an echo, are you in the toilet? And it
doesn't mean he's doing toilety things. He's just sitting there
taking a break.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
What I do sometimes if I'm a busy man and
then I have to go to the bathroom to do
a number two, and my phone rings and I go, oh, man,
it's a big business man calling. Get I made how
I'm just in the lube. But I'm not on the duney,
I'm just leaving it now.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And what about the sounds of the water. What does
he make of that.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, there's no water. You don't make any noises. There's
what water? What are you?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
You're flushing and doing it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You're sitting down there. Have you ever done a poo
in your life? Yes? And I flush it? Do you not?
You just sit on it? You don't? You sit on
the toilet while say he catches your midway. You just talk.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
But what you do is you say, I'm on the toilet,
not on the toilet. I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hear that. You don't do a ship while you're talking
to me.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Can you control it? You're halfway through your job on
the toilet. Can you suck it back in?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, suck it back? You let it?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
You know what's wrong with you? It's such a bag
what you're thinking. So you're sitting on the toilet. Okay,
let's roll play this.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Okay, he's calling her, you're calling me. That's Amanda. Okay, good? Hello, yeah, Amanda?
How are you? I'm the pope?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Hello? Your whole it is? How are you having a
new job going? Look, you've got me. I'm in the bathroom,
but don't worry. I'm not on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's okay, And then instantly they are there there there.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I want to talk to you for two hours and talk.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
So you're halfway through your poop, and then they'll goa yep,
yep yeah business business, Oh yeah, okay, you want to
you want to make me a knight?

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yep, no worries, excellent time next week, great.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't think it paid Knight's.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
You doesn't matter. Whatever it wants to do and then
makes you reading, and then what happens and then you
hang up and then you finish your business. You can't
do that.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I've passed two children, so I haven't got as much
control as doing when the kids come out.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Well not.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
My point is that I don't know many people who
can say, oh phone is ringing, splash, hold on to
it for an hour more splash.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Guys do it all the time. I don't know if
women don't do this, but guys do it easy.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's so easy.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
And you sit in your stink for an hour.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's my stick, it's not your stink, and it's not
that bad. Mine smells like perfume.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
How do you think the Pope would feel, knowing the circumstances.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
He doesn't know, because I haven't told him so.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
But now every time I call you, oh no, what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I'm not in the toilet all the time, not at all.
That's in your mind.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well if I say to you, I'm not in the
bathroom though. But the thing is with you when you
ring your where are you? Whore?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
You on the toilet. As a matter of fact, I
have read a book on the toilet. That's what I
used to do as a kid.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Did you you need the paper?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, I used to read.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
You know what, hardy brothers.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
It's quite the page. Turn tomorrow for more.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Chel's he and Amanda studying. Yeah, yeah, yeah h