November 28, 2025 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
App on the cutting room floor. I liked stories of
fighting the law and beating the law.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I thought the law and I want what have you done?
Not me? Not me?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But I do like the story of people sticking to
the cops or the man.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I do like those stories.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ask again, what have you done?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I have done nothing? Your anna?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Three drunk friends, and what have you done? Thought?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Three drunk friends?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
They avoid drink driving charges. You know what they thought?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
They do instead of getting yeah, which normal people would do.
I would imagine normal people would do that. But no,
these three drunk friends, we.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Got to get your car.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
We're worried about it's well being. So they decided to
push the car home.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So how far away they didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Start the car? It doesn't say how far the car
was from home. Obviously, I'm presuming it wouldn't be that
far away. It may Actually the story makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, because if it wasn't far away, walk home and
go back the next day and get your car.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Nothing you do when you're drunk makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, it was someone steering it yees.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So there was someone outside the car steering it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
The other right friend pushed behind and the police pulled
them up.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What's going on here, governor?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And the officers commended their intention, but still issue to
find for obstructing traffic.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh I see, so they weren't done for being drunken.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So they said, good on you boys, but nonetheless you're
still causing a hazard. While they weren't drink driving, they
were obstructing traffic right, But it can get lost in
you know, when you're drunk, there can be situations where
you come up with ideas.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I remember many.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Years ago I hosted a live radio show from in
Karatha from the Kartha International Hotel. Was it such a thing,
the International at Kartha, Yeah, and it was great. When
the night finished, the program director of the boss of
the radio station drunkingly said to me, make sure the
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CDs get home safely, meaning this like the CDs, like
all the CDs because people will just rip them off, you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Know, right right, I need to get them back to
the studio.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And there wasn't that many. It was probably about one
hundred and forty CDs. I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
He meant make sure the CD I e the CD
players get home safely, So in my drunken state at
two in the morning, I pulled.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Let me just get this right. You were the one
who was working, yes, So I pulled it in your
drunken state.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, because it was New Year's Eve and it was nuts.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So I put the CD hid them under the console,
and then with a screwdriver, took the CD players out
of the console. This is back in the days when
you know you'd have record players and CD players.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I took two giant.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
CD players out of the console, then walked through the
darkened streets of Karfa. Another thing about Karatha, they don't
have street lights. They switched the street lights on off
rather at about midnight, so it was pitch dark. So
I'm walking through the streets and it was a particularly
dark night, a moonless night in Karafa, and there's no
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other street lights or any other lights because the place,
you know, back then on they had eight thousand people
living in there. And I'm walking through the streets and
it was so dark I couldn't see where I was going,
so I had to walk by feel.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So I had two CD players.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I wish there was CCTV footage.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Of the two CD plates and I'm walking along, sliding my.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Feet like on the floor like you're ice skating to
hit a curb or whatever, and it took me.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I reckon our house from the Kartha International would have
been probably four k's. I got lost, ended up walking
off into the desert with the CD players, and that
Carath is the sort of place you could walk for
six months and not run into anyone. So I could
have walked off into the desert and it was freezing,
because that's the other thing.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
People thought he was so stupid, He's deserved that, And I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Would be lying on the ground, just a skeleton of
Jonesy with two CD plays.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What was he trying to steal those for?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Where was he?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And did the CDs themselves make it back to the studio?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Everyone piled, Yes, of course they do, because there is
to steal, as opposed to the CD players.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Anyway, I learned so much about you when we do
this show.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Spoiler alert. I made it home, did you okay?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Because I was wondering if you'd survived.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
They might have thought that I was going to the
nearest cash convertises Alice.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Springs brain converts more like.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Do we have raccoons in Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, I don't think we do.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What's our equivalent of possum, Yeah, it'd say to be
a possum. Well, this is an interesting story about raccoons
in the States. Then a new study from the University
of Arkansas, Little Rock. That's why we got the Clinton
that time of Baba well yes and missus Bubba, Missus Barba,
missus Clinton president and the Secretary of State, all of that.
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But they found that urban raccoons have snouts that are
three point five percent shorter than rural ones. And what
this means is that this is signs of early domestication.
Research suggests that living around humans and relying on human trash,
this favors raccoons that are karma, that are more tolerant
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traits associated with tameness. So this also I relate to
neural crest, domestification, barbership with science words. Sorry, what happens
is that and I was talking you through what happened
with dogs when they were domesticated. The muzzles are shorter,
which is what we are seeing in these city raccoons. Right,
So when the animals, when dogs were domesticated. This is
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the same thing that happened when they went from wolves
to being dogs. There were skull and facial changes, shorter
snouts because dogs wanted. If a dog is a lap dog,
and those dogs like Pickanese and things that appeared to
sit on your lap, they've been bred to have much
shorter snouts and big eyes so that they can sit
on your lap and look you in the face.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And you see more of more of them getting pushed
around in prams now. Yeah, So do you think, like, say,
in one hundred years time or more, it'd be like
a thousand years top will these dogs being capable of walking?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Now they're being pushed around in prams because they're elderly dogs.
Dogs And I learned this from Chris Brown. Dogs like
to be high up, and so if you want your
dog to have an outing, but it's too old to
walk it in a pram, I have new sympathy for that.
Now I've got an older dog, but also dogs like mine.
She's a Border Collie, she's got a bit of a
longer snout. German shepherds. All those dogs that have long snouts.
When you talk to them and say do you want
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to go for a walkers at time for dinner. They
will move their head from side to side when they
look at you because they are trying to look around
their own snout to read your facial expressions. So dogs
that are bred to be lap dogs sit on your
lap and are much and read that much more easily.
So animals that have shorter snouts are more cuddly, cozy.
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So these animals also are having a smaller body sized.
Wolves were big. We forget how big they were. Dogs
became smaller. Their ears dropped. Floppy ears is a sign
of friendliness. A lot of this stuff was changes that
made them friendlier, cuter, and more puppy like. That's what
we've bred into these dogs that started as wolves. Because
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they are less aggressive, they are cuter. And one of
the things too, is they canal their guts, can handle
human food and cooked foods rather just tearing around meat
in the wild. So they are less aggressive. Their faces
are less aggressive, their teeth are smaller. And now they're
starting to see all of that in raccoons. Would you
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have a pet raccoon?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, they're not here, but I follow some life. I
probably have well over a possum. Yeah, possums everywhere around you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But I follow a whole lot of sites on social
media sites of people who animals walk in and they're
injured and they look after them. A lot of people
do look after injured or orphaned raccoons and end up
sort of sitting at the table with them and eating
out of the fruit bowl and part of the family.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, when I was in Western Australia, there was a
family up there.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They'd always look after injured kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Little kangaroos and they grow in a big musclies.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, yeah, they and they can rip you apart if
you sell.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Let's talk about Michael Jackson's chimp. People who buy little
chimps have a lot of trouble when they reach adolescents.
And Bubbles had to be shipped off somewhere.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah. Well, Bubbles was going to parties with Michael Jackson.
Was he remember that?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You were telling me that we went to the parties
And apparently he held court.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Apparently he was far more social than Michael was. People
wanted to talk to Bubbles rather than Michael.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Because Michael's hurling the feece. He's round God Liz Taylor
right in the.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Mush, you can see it. More on the white gloves.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Everybody here are ready at a party? Near are on
the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Man cut's finger off after snake bite out of.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Fear of dyeing. Could you do that clim because of
a snake bite?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
If you were bitten by a snake and you thought
it is the only way I'm going to survive it, could.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You do it? It's scary snakes in Australia. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Could you chop off my finger if I jump.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Your finger off? Now? If you want to join the yakuza?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
If I was bitten by a snake? Yes, and I said,
you've got to chop my finger off? Would you rather
in this if it was reversed? Could you chop your
zone off more easily than mine? Or vice versa, I.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Chop yours off more easily than mine? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What kind of friend are you really?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You've been bitten by snake.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
For yourself?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Different though it would hurt a bit, It would hurt how.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You know your friends? If they choose to chop your
finger off before they chopped then, but.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You've been bitten by the snake.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
But if you'd be no, Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But if you it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
This is what I'm asking you? Would you find it
easier these two scenarios. You've been bitten by a snake, Brennan,
you chop off your finger? Would that be an easy
decision than I've been bitten by a snake you have
to chop off my finger.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Of course, it'll be easier for you to chop for
me to chop off your finger. If you've been bit by.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Slack, that's our level of friendship.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, it's stopped you from dying anyway. A man has
cut off his own finger after a snake bite, fearing
it was venomous. This man Zang where Rejimmy? He is
in China, And he is in China because he's in
the sung Yu district of.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Xi Xiang, famous for its snakes.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yes, well, they've got the five step snake, a deadly snake.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The five step snake gets his name.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Because it can kill a person with a five steps
of being bitten. We have the brown snake in our country,
the brown snake. You've got about forty minutes till you die.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Do we have an Andy Vannin for that?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh? Yeah, you have an Andy Vannin. But you've got
to get to it. Quickly down at Scamps Farm, which
is away from any mobile reception or the years hospital
would easily be an hour away.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I walked across a brown snake as I was walking
through the bush. I put my foot across the brown snake.
And I was wearing sturdy shoes and long pants. But
the snake slithered between my legs.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And I looked down and I thought, that's a big
brown snake.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know, I would have come and chopped your finger off.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
But this man, so he's panicked. The five step snake
has bitten him on the finger. He's panicked and lopped
his finger off.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Would that have saved him?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm not too sure about it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Obviously lived well.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He went to the doctors, went to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Doctors examined the bite and identified the snake as not
the five step snake, but a non venomous snake.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
So he chopped off his finger for nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Right still, he you know, better to be safe than sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, you gotta be careful. That's like the story of Ricky, Ricky, Ricky,
what happened to you? He had a.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Ten foot dickie and he showed it to the lady
next door. She thought it was a snake. So she
hit it with a rake and now it's only four foot.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Four, which is sharp break.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Also a very substantial dick to have a four foot
four dickens.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Did you see this on a documentary?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, I was. It was fricky, fricky, fricky, you're an
idiot on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Last year I had the pleasure of visiting Namibia with
doctor Chris Brown.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, Namibia is in the news at the moment. They've
had elections and you know someone who's set to win
the election, he's won a previous election there. He said
to an election is Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler. There is
a politician called Adolf Hitler, and he has said that
his father, who named him, had no idea about the
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nuts the leader when he called him Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah. Well, they didn't really have much in the way
of TV over in Namibia. But they don't have bras.
I don't have TVs that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I saw. I saw women wearing bras. I saw televisions.
I think you think of the old days and fair
enough in the.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
MiBBs when you go over there is there women just
walking around topless.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I saw some of that.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, of course, yeah, you would have seen that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And that's where also you go that that dialect the
bushman click.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
From the Gods must be crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, they learned it from the film Brendan.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's where that's where I get on my learning from.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
There are some names that you just don't recreate. I mean,
as he said, his father didn't.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Know his first name. So his whole name is just
Adolf Hitler. Is it Adolf first name, Hitler second name?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
His name is Adolf Hitler unoma ok. And so he's
got the first second and then his African surname. He's
as he said, He's spoken previously about his infamous name.
He came to global attention when he first won the election.
His his father quote, probably didn't understand what Adolf Hitler
stood for as a child. I saw it as a
totally normal name, he said. I mean, for example, if
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your surname is Mulatt, that's no fun. But you wouldn't
knowingly call your child Ivan Mulatt. There are some names
you just don't go near.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I met, I met a guy called Mulat once and
I said, say part of the Malak clan. He goes, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not you know, I distant cousin. But you know
we're not going to kill you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's hard, isn't it? It is hard?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Remember you seem reasonable though I.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Knew a man who's who was a pilot and his
name was Pitophile. Peterophile. You can't say without sounding like
you know what, So we had to change it. He changed.
I won't tell what he changed his name, don't give
him his privacy, But you can't say it's your captain Pittophile.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, hello, it'sfile.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Pitophile here in the cockpit. My dad, do you like
to come and join me?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
My dad used to fly with a guy called Richard Crap.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And but what first name? Could go with?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You? Crab? But Richard Crap I don't know. But the
host you got because you're supposed to say, on behalf
of Captain Crap and his crew? She said, on behalf
of Captain Crewe and his crap, which ever had a
good old laugh at. Sorry, hard would you do that stuff?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's hard, isn't it that?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's hard? But with Adolf Hitler, is he gonna win
the Namibian election?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're expecting Adolf Hitler to win? He previously. Let's have
a look at the stats here. He's poised to win it.
He received previously eighty five percent of the vote. Goodness,
when that happens in Africa, you know it's.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Legit is he is he a good guy? Or about hi?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Ah? It doesn't say, because.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
What's inn Mbibia?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Like those African countries, they can change a drop of
parametric pressure.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's an interesting country because there's a lot of tourism
there and a lot of foreign investment there. So I
think it's a relatively relatively stable African country. Do you
know what I thought was interesting a lot of different
stories when you were there there, when I was there,
is that the giraffe is relatively endangered now because people
would kill the drafts. They know not to kill elephants,
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they know not to kill that stuff, but they've killed
and eat giraffes, and now giraffes are in danger.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Did you get to eat any giraffe?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, I didn't. I've been to Africa before when I
was beyond two thousand and I went to a restaurant
called Carnivore, and everywhere you looked there were just animals
on a spit, tiny little squirrel things big, enormous things.
And the longer you stay there, the more exotic the
animals became. I'd like to think they were all farmed, sure,
but who knows.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, I know, what's the most exotic food you've eaten? Animal?
You've eaten them?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, I don't know if I had the crocodile.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So I've had crocodile.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It's oily, isn't it. I've had it. It's in Australia.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's like salmon, the consistency.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's been a while since I had a greasy chicken.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't seek it
out and I.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Didn't like knowing what it was. It's funny where we
draw the line. I'm a meat eater, so I can
eat a cow, but I would refuse to. I wouldn't
eat a whale.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, but they eat whale over in Japan.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
They do, and in northern countries like Iceland, Finland.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
And Yep, you know, eat the whale. Yeah, they've got
You should see it on sushi train.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You have, I've seen it on the sushi train. Not
a whole whale.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It don't have to be a life sized train.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
No, but it looks it's this deep purply grayish kind
of a country. They cook it well, not in the
sushi version. It's just like blubber. I didn't try it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Terry Owen was telling us one time that we shouldn't
be eating apex predators, but for a long time we
is to.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Eat shark In Australia, it's called flake. You call it flake.
You go to the fish and chip shop and there
will be flake and chips, which is shark.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
What's the if you eat an apex predator does it?
It puts the whole ecosystem out.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Of what apparently is what Terry was saying.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I kind of forgotten about what she said, but she said,
if you start eating all the apex predators, because we're
an apex predator humans.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That sushi train was confronted.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
So if you start, you know, I'm not saying this
next minute, you're eating other humans.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
But I know I don't think one apex is a
gateway to eating peap.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Could be a gateway thing.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
You know, Vegetarians they say, if you want to get
them off the veggio, give him a bit of bacon.
That is the gateway protein straight on there.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So do you think if you eat one apex predator.
Suddenly you're craving human flesh.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, Because I'm looking at you now and your head's
turned into a giant chicken drumstick.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I think you're a fool.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hey, hey, hey, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and a
man's curtain room for hey.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Hey, hey, get ready, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and
a man's curtain.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Room for hey.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Hey, hey, ready on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You know what's interesting is that people who grew up
in different countries, in different generations, we all to a
certain extent, have believed certain myths. You go through a
couple of them.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
There's great myths, but.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
These ones just I'm not talking about urban myths. No,
I'm not about urban myths. I'm kind of talking about
bodily myths. Maybe Bits seven. It's we've believed our whole
lives that are actually false, and every single one of
these I believed. Okay, Number one, cracking your knuckles causes
us riders, It doesn't, It doesn't. All that popping is harmless.
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It annoys people, but it doesn't damage your joints.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
What about people to crack their necks?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And do people still crack their knuckles. Remember there was
always someone in your social group or someone at school
who just cracked their knuckles. Who do I meet the
other day? They didn't crack them putting their hands together
to crack individually pop their knuckles. As I was sitting
there thought.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
What are you? Yeah? I don't crack many things. I
might crack a stiffy from time.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
To time, and I think, what are you?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Man? If I crack a stiffy, is it harmless? Once
that thing's out? It's like the gurkhas sword?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
All right, he's another one a sheath. Okay, what if
your mother listens to this, or your wife or are
they the same thing?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Do you have a wife?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
All these I don't exist. There's nothing here. It is
like fight club. You're just talking to yourself.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I think I'd like to generate a better avatar.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm just a bar of soap.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Let's have a look at this one. Cold weather causes colds?
Not true?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I think I know that one.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Being cold won't give you a cold. Viruses are the culprit,
not the temperature. And if you go out in the rain,
same thing. You're not going to get it.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I think a lot of people said it's not good
for you though, because you're you're weak.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Your immune systems come down anyway, so you're fighting all that.
So don't don't be cold as well, because when you shiver,
that's a that's a mechanism to deal with the cold.
Because why then, why your body's already saying more or less?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, hey pal, we're dealing with this cold situation at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Don't go out in the cold weather.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But then, why don't inuits have a cold all year round?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, I've seen a few in that they get cold,
and they people.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Who were in cold climates. Why don't they have colds
all year round? Did the Arctic explorers? Did they constantly
blow their nose? It's not months at a time.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
If you're are you not understanding what I'm saying. If
your immune system is weakened, it's best not to stretch it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You said, you know what your body you just said
it films. You just said, if you're cold, your immune
system will be weakened. You want the other way.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
No, if you've got a cold, your immune system is waked,
and then when you get cold, your defenses are down.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You said, is that if you get cold, it will
weaken your immune system, which is a different.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well, that's I misspoke. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, I know you miss Oh he's another one. You
only use ten percent of your brain, Jonesy goes, there's
more than ten.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh what don't you?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I used the full at first sight, one hundred percent?
Do you?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yes, this is not true. Your brain is more active.
Every part of it has a job. So wake yours up, Brennan,
and get it.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Work, except the part when you choose to go on
Marriati first sight as a new bride or groom.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
What about this the myth that you swallow eight spiders
a year in your sleep. Spiders don't crawl into your
mouth at night. It's pure fiction.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
But then how can we all hear the same thing.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well, because it's that's the way we are.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
This is all these stories. We're all before social media,
but they're still spread through generations and different countries.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And like fools, we ate it up like spiders.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Shaving makes your hair grow back thicker. I was always
told that my legs well, cutting hair doesn't change its thickness.
It's just the blunt edge. That feels stronger. So is
it the whisker feels stronger, but it doesn't change the
thickness of the hair. Yeah, and one more you ready?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
This is the one mothers would have for generations have
told their kids swallowing gum takes this. One says it
takes seven years to digest. I hadn't hurt that one.
Gum passes through the digestive system normally it doesn't get
stuck for years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Right, Okay, yeah, they say it is sit in your guts.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
It's like if you swallow the watermelon seed, you'd have
a watermelon grow inside your stomach.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What about making your face when the wind changes? You
don't do that either? Well, well again, if I crack
a stupid.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I'll get a kid.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm back tomorrow from all the John's and a man
who's cutting the room floor.
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
App on the cutting room floor. I liked stories of
fighting the law and beating the law.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I thought the law and I want what have you done?
Not me? Not me?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But I do like the story of people sticking to
the cops or the man.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I do like those stories.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Ask again, what have you done?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I have done nothing? Your anna?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Three drunk friends, and what have you done? Thought?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Three drunk friends?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
They avoid drink driving charges. You know what they thought?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
They do instead of getting yeah, which normal people would do.
I would imagine normal people would do that. But no,
these three drunk friends, we.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Got to get your car.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
We're worried about it's well being. So they decided to
push the car home.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
So how far away they didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Start the car? It doesn't say how far the car
was from home. Obviously, I'm presuming it wouldn't be that
far away. It may Actually the story makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
No, because if it wasn't far away, walk home and
go back the next day and get your car.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Nothing you do when you're drunk makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
No, it was someone steering it yees.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So there was someone outside the car steering it.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
The other right friend pushed behind and the police pulled
them up.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
What's going on here, governor?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And the officers commended their intention, but still issue to
find for obstructing traffic.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh I see, so they weren't done for being drunken.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So they said, good on you boys, but nonetheless you're
still causing a hazard. While they weren't drink driving, they
were obstructing traffic right, But it can get lost in
you know, when you're drunk, there can be situations where
you come up with ideas.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I remember many.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Years ago I hosted a live radio show from in
Karatha from the Kartha International Hotel. Was it such a thing,
the International at Kartha, Yeah, and it was great. When
the night finished, the program director of the boss of
the radio station drunkingly said to me, make sure the
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CDs get home safely, meaning this like the CDs, like
all the CDs because people will just rip them off, you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Know, right right, I need to get them back to
the studio.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And there wasn't that many. It was probably about one
hundred and forty CDs. I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
He meant make sure the CD I e the CD
players get home safely, So in my drunken state at
two in the morning, I pulled.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Let me just get this right. You were the one
who was working, yes, So I pulled it in your
drunken state.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, because it was New Year's Eve and it was nuts.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So I put the CD hid them under the console,
and then with a screwdriver, took the CD players out
of the console. This is back in the days when
you know you'd have record players and CD players.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I took two giant.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
CD players out of the console, then walked through the
darkened streets of Karfa. Another thing about Karatha, they don't
have street lights. They switched the street lights on off
rather at about midnight, so it was pitch dark. So
I'm walking through the streets and it was a particularly
dark night, a moonless night in Karafa, and there's no
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other street lights or any other lights because the place,
you know, back then on they had eight thousand people
living in there. And I'm walking through the streets and
it was so dark I couldn't see where I was going,
so I had to walk by feel.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So I had two CD players.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I wish there was CCTV footage.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Of the two CD plates and I'm walking along, sliding my.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Feet like on the floor like you're ice skating to
hit a curb or whatever, and it took me.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I reckon our house from the Kartha International would have
been probably four k's. I got lost, ended up walking
off into the desert with the CD players, and that
Carath is the sort of place you could walk for
six months and not run into anyone. So I could
have walked off into the desert and it was freezing,
because that's the other thing.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
People thought he was so stupid, He's deserved that, And I.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Would be lying on the ground, just a skeleton of
Jonesy with two CD plays.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What was he trying to steal those for?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Where was he?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And did the CDs themselves make it back to the studio?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Everyone piled, Yes, of course they do, because there is
to steal, as opposed to the CD players.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Anyway, I learned so much about you when we do
this show.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Spoiler alert. I made it home, did you okay?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Because I was wondering if you'd survived.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
They might have thought that I was going to the
nearest cash convertises Alice.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Springs brain converts more like.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
On the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Do we have raccoons in Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, I don't think we do.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What's our equivalent of possum, Yeah, it'd say to be
a possum. Well, this is an interesting story about raccoons
in the States. Then a new study from the University
of Arkansas, Little Rock. That's why we got the Clinton
that time of Baba well yes and missus Bubba, Missus Barba,
missus Clinton president and the Secretary of State, all of that.
(05:44):
But they found that urban raccoons have snouts that are
three point five percent shorter than rural ones. And what
this means is that this is signs of early domestication.
Research suggests that living around humans and relying on human trash,
this favors raccoons that are karma, that are more tolerant
(06:07):
traits associated with tameness. So this also I relate to
neural crest, domestification, barbership with science words. Sorry, what happens
is that and I was talking you through what happened
with dogs when they were domesticated. The muzzles are shorter,
which is what we are seeing in these city raccoons. Right,
So when the animals, when dogs were domesticated. This is
(06:29):
the same thing that happened when they went from wolves
to being dogs. There were skull and facial changes, shorter
snouts because dogs wanted. If a dog is a lap dog,
and those dogs like Pickanese and things that appeared to
sit on your lap, they've been bred to have much
shorter snouts and big eyes so that they can sit
on your lap and look you in the face.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And you see more of more of them getting pushed
around in prams now. Yeah, So do you think, like, say,
in one hundred years time or more, it'd be like
a thousand years top will these dogs being capable of walking?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Now they're being pushed around in prams because they're elderly dogs.
Dogs And I learned this from Chris Brown. Dogs like
to be high up, and so if you want your
dog to have an outing, but it's too old to
walk it in a pram, I have new sympathy for that.
Now I've got an older dog, but also dogs like mine.
She's a Border Collie, she's got a bit of a
longer snout. German shepherds. All those dogs that have long snouts.
When you talk to them and say do you want
(07:21):
to go for a walkers at time for dinner. They
will move their head from side to side when they
look at you because they are trying to look around
their own snout to read your facial expressions. So dogs
that are bred to be lap dogs sit on your
lap and are much and read that much more easily.
So animals that have shorter snouts are more cuddly, cozy.
(07:42):
So these animals also are having a smaller body sized.
Wolves were big. We forget how big they were. Dogs
became smaller. Their ears dropped. Floppy ears is a sign
of friendliness. A lot of this stuff was changes that
made them friendlier, cuter, and more puppy like. That's what
we've bred into these dogs that started as wolves. Because
(08:05):
they are less aggressive, they are cuter. And one of
the things too, is they canal their guts, can handle
human food and cooked foods rather just tearing around meat
in the wild. So they are less aggressive. Their faces
are less aggressive, their teeth are smaller. And now they're
starting to see all of that in raccoons. Would you
(08:27):
have a pet raccoon?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, they're not here, but I follow some life. I
probably have well over a possum. Yeah, possums everywhere around you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But I follow a whole lot of sites on social
media sites of people who animals walk in and they're
injured and they look after them. A lot of people
do look after injured or orphaned raccoons and end up
sort of sitting at the table with them and eating
out of the fruit bowl and part of the family.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, when I was in Western Australia, there was a
family up there.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
They'd always look after injured kangaroos.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Little kangaroos and they grow in a big musclies.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, yeah, they and they can rip you apart if
you sell.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Let's talk about Michael Jackson's chimp. People who buy little
chimps have a lot of trouble when they reach adolescents.
And Bubbles had to be shipped off somewhere.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah. Well, Bubbles was going to parties with Michael Jackson.
Was he remember that?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You were telling me that we went to the parties
And apparently he held court.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Apparently he was far more social than Michael was. People
wanted to talk to Bubbles rather than Michael.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Because Michael's hurling the feece. He's round God Liz Taylor
right in the.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Mush, you can see it. More on the white gloves.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Everybody here are ready at a party? Near are on
the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Man cut's finger off after snake bite out of.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Fear of dyeing. Could you do that clim because of
a snake bite?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
If you were bitten by a snake and you thought
it is the only way I'm going to survive it, could.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You do it? It's scary snakes in Australia. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Could you chop off my finger if I jump.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Your finger off? Now? If you want to join the yakuza?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
If I was bitten by a snake? Yes, and I said,
you've got to chop my finger off? Would you rather
in this if it was reversed? Could you chop your
zone off more easily than mine? Or vice versa, I.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Chop yours off more easily than mine? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
What kind of friend are you really?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
You've been bitten by snake.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
For yourself?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Different though it would hurt a bit, It would hurt how.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
You know your friends? If they choose to chop your
finger off before they chopped then, but.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You've been bitten by the snake.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
But if you'd be no, Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
But if you it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
This is what I'm asking you? Would you find it
easier these two scenarios. You've been bitten by a snake, Brennan,
you chop off your finger? Would that be an easy
decision than I've been bitten by a snake you have
to chop off my finger.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Of course, it'll be easier for you to chop for
me to chop off your finger. If you've been bit by.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Slack, that's our level of friendship.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, it's stopped you from dying anyway. A man has
cut off his own finger after a snake bite, fearing
it was venomous. This man Zang where Rejimmy? He is
in China, And he is in China because he's in
the sung Yu district of.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Xi Xiang, famous for its snakes.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yes, well, they've got the five step snake, a deadly snake.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The five step snake gets his name.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Because it can kill a person with a five steps
of being bitten. We have the brown snake in our country,
the brown snake. You've got about forty minutes till you die.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Do we have an Andy Vannin for that?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh? Yeah, you have an Andy Vannin. But you've got
to get to it. Quickly down at Scamps Farm, which
is away from any mobile reception or the years hospital
would easily be an hour away.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I walked across a brown snake as I was walking
through the bush. I put my foot across the brown snake.
And I was wearing sturdy shoes and long pants. But
the snake slithered between my legs.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And I looked down and I thought, that's a big
brown snake.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
You know, I would have come and chopped your finger off.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
But this man, so he's panicked. The five step snake
has bitten him on the finger. He's panicked and lopped
his finger off.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Would that have saved him?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm not too sure about it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Obviously lived well.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
He went to the doctors, went to the hospital.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Doctors examined the bite and identified the snake as not
the five step snake, but a non venomous snake.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
So he chopped off his finger for nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Right still, he you know, better to be safe than sorry.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, you gotta be careful. That's like the story of Ricky, Ricky, Ricky,
what happened to you? He had a.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Ten foot dickie and he showed it to the lady
next door. She thought it was a snake. So she
hit it with a rake and now it's only four foot.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Four, which is sharp break.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Also a very substantial dick to have a four foot
four dickens.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Did you see this on a documentary?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, I was. It was fricky, fricky, fricky, you're an
idiot on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Last year I had the pleasure of visiting Namibia with
doctor Chris Brown.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, Namibia is in the news at the moment. They've
had elections and you know someone who's set to win
the election, he's won a previous election there. He said
to an election is Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler. There is
a politician called Adolf Hitler, and he has said that
his father, who named him, had no idea about the
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nuts the leader when he called him Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah. Well, they didn't really have much in the way
of TV over in Namibia. But they don't have bras.
I don't have TVs that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I saw. I saw women wearing bras. I saw televisions.
I think you think of the old days and fair
enough in the.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
MiBBs when you go over there is there women just
walking around topless.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I saw some of that.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, of course, yeah, you would have seen that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
And that's where also you go that that dialect the
bushman click.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
From the Gods must be crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, they learned it from the film Brendan.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's where that's where I get on my learning from.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
There are some names that you just don't recreate. I mean,
as he said, his father didn't.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Know his first name. So his whole name is just
Adolf Hitler. Is it Adolf first name, Hitler second name?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
His name is Adolf Hitler unoma ok. And so he's
got the first second and then his African surname. He's
as he said, He's spoken previously about his infamous name.
He came to global attention when he first won the election.
His his father quote, probably didn't understand what Adolf Hitler
stood for as a child. I saw it as a
totally normal name, he said. I mean, for example, if
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your surname is Mulatt, that's no fun. But you wouldn't
knowingly call your child Ivan Mulatt. There are some names
you just don't go near.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I met, I met a guy called Mulat once and
I said, say part of the Malak clan. He goes, oh, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not you know, I distant cousin. But you know
we're not going to kill you.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's hard, isn't it? It is hard?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Remember you seem reasonable though I.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Knew a man who's who was a pilot and his
name was Pitophile. Peterophile. You can't say without sounding like
you know what, So we had to change it. He changed.
I won't tell what he changed his name, don't give
him his privacy, But you can't say it's your captain Pittophile.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, hello, it'sfile.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Pitophile here in the cockpit. My dad, do you like
to come and join me?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
My dad used to fly with a guy called Richard Crap.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And but what first name? Could go with?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
You? Crab? But Richard Crap I don't know. But the
host you got because you're supposed to say, on behalf
of Captain Crap and his crew? She said, on behalf
of Captain Crewe and his crap, which ever had a
good old laugh at. Sorry, hard would you do that stuff?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's hard, isn't it that?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's hard? But with Adolf Hitler, is he gonna win
the Namibian election?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're expecting Adolf Hitler to win? He previously. Let's have
a look at the stats here. He's poised to win it.
He received previously eighty five percent of the vote. Goodness,
when that happens in Africa, you know it's.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Legit is he is he a good guy? Or about hi?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Ah? It doesn't say, because.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
What's inn Mbibia?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Like those African countries, they can change a drop of
parametric pressure.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's an interesting country because there's a lot of tourism
there and a lot of foreign investment there. So I
think it's a relatively relatively stable African country. Do you
know what I thought was interesting a lot of different
stories when you were there there, when I was there,
is that the giraffe is relatively endangered now because people
would kill the drafts. They know not to kill elephants,
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they know not to kill that stuff, but they've killed
and eat giraffes, and now giraffes are in danger.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Did you get to eat any giraffe?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, I didn't. I've been to Africa before when I
was beyond two thousand and I went to a restaurant
called Carnivore, and everywhere you looked there were just animals
on a spit, tiny little squirrel things big, enormous things.
And the longer you stay there, the more exotic the
animals became. I'd like to think they were all farmed, sure,
but who knows.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, I know, what's the most exotic food you've eaten? Animal?
You've eaten them?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Well, I don't know if I had the crocodile.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So I've had crocodile.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
It's oily, isn't it. I've had it. It's in Australia.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
It's like salmon, the consistency.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's been a while since I had a greasy chicken.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't seek it
out and I.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Didn't like knowing what it was. It's funny where we
draw the line. I'm a meat eater, so I can
eat a cow, but I would refuse to. I wouldn't
eat a whale.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
No, but they eat whale over in Japan.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
They do, and in northern countries like Iceland, Finland.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
And Yep, you know, eat the whale. Yeah, they've got
You should see it on sushi train.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
You have, I've seen it on the sushi train. Not
a whole whale.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
It don't have to be a life sized train.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
No, but it looks it's this deep purply grayish kind
of a country. They cook it well, not in the
sushi version. It's just like blubber. I didn't try it.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Terry Owen was telling us one time that we shouldn't
be eating apex predators, but for a long time we
is to.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Eat shark In Australia, it's called flake. You call it flake.
You go to the fish and chip shop and there
will be flake and chips, which is shark.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
What's the if you eat an apex predator does it?
It puts the whole ecosystem out.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Of what apparently is what Terry was saying.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I kind of forgotten about what she said, but she said,
if you start eating all the apex predators, because we're
an apex predator humans.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That sushi train was confronted.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
So if you start, you know, I'm not saying this
next minute, you're eating other humans.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
But I know I don't think one apex is a
gateway to eating peap.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Could be a gateway thing.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
You know, Vegetarians they say, if you want to get
them off the veggio, give him a bit of bacon.
That is the gateway protein straight on there.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
So do you think if you eat one apex predator.
Suddenly you're craving human flesh.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, Because I'm looking at you now and your head's
turned into a giant chicken drumstick.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I think you're a fool.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Hey, hey, hey, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and a
man's curtain room for hey.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Hey, hey, get ready, everybody, here's some more Jelsey and
a man's curtain.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Room for hey.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Hey, hey, ready on the cutting room floor today.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You know what's interesting is that people who grew up
in different countries, in different generations, we all to a
certain extent, have believed certain myths. You go through a
couple of them.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
There's great myths, but.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
These ones just I'm not talking about urban myths. No,
I'm not about urban myths. I'm kind of talking about
bodily myths. Maybe Bits seven. It's we've believed our whole
lives that are actually false, and every single one of
these I believed. Okay, Number one, cracking your knuckles causes
us riders, It doesn't, It doesn't. All that popping is harmless.
(20:23):
It annoys people, but it doesn't damage your joints.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
What about people to crack their necks?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And do people still crack their knuckles. Remember there was
always someone in your social group or someone at school
who just cracked their knuckles. Who do I meet the
other day? They didn't crack them putting their hands together
to crack individually pop their knuckles. As I was sitting
there thought.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
What are you? Yeah? I don't crack many things. I
might crack a stiffy from time.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
To time, and I think, what are you?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Man? If I crack a stiffy, is it harmless? Once
that thing's out? It's like the gurkhas sword?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
All right, he's another one a sheath. Okay, what if
your mother listens to this, or your wife or are
they the same thing?
Speaker 2 (21:08):
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Do you have a wife?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
All these I don't exist. There's nothing here. It is
like fight club. You're just talking to yourself.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I think I'd like to generate a better avatar.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm just a bar of soap.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Let's have a look at this one. Cold weather causes colds?
Not true?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I think I know that one.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Being cold won't give you a cold. Viruses are the culprit,
not the temperature. And if you go out in the rain,
same thing. You're not going to get it.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I think a lot of people said it's not good
for you though, because you're you're weak.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Your immune systems come down anyway, so you're fighting all that.
So don't don't be cold as well, because when you shiver,
that's a that's a mechanism to deal with the cold.
Because why then, why your body's already saying more or less?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, hey pal, we're dealing with this cold situation at
the moment.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Don't go out in the cold weather.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
But then, why don't inuits have a cold all year round?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Well, I've seen a few in that they get cold,
and they people.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Who were in cold climates. Why don't they have colds
all year round? Did the Arctic explorers? Did they constantly
blow their nose? It's not months at a time.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
If you're are you not understanding what I'm saying. If
your immune system is weakened, it's best not to stretch it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
You said, you know what your body you just said
it films. You just said, if you're cold, your immune
system will be weakened. You want the other way.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
No, if you've got a cold, your immune system is waked,
and then when you get cold, your defenses are down.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You said, is that if you get cold, it will
weaken your immune system, which is a different.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well, that's I misspoke. I didn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, I know you miss Oh he's another one. You
only use ten percent of your brain, Jonesy goes, there's
more than ten.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh what don't you?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I used the full at first sight, one hundred percent?
Do you?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yes, this is not true. Your brain is more active.
Every part of it has a job. So wake yours up, Brennan,
and get it.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Work, except the part when you choose to go on
Marriati first sight as a new bride or groom.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
What about this the myth that you swallow eight spiders
a year in your sleep. Spiders don't crawl into your
mouth at night. It's pure fiction.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
But then how can we all hear the same thing.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well, because it's that's the way we are.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
This is all these stories. We're all before social media,
but they're still spread through generations and different countries.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And like fools, we ate it up like spiders.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Shaving makes your hair grow back thicker. I was always
told that my legs well, cutting hair doesn't change its thickness.
It's just the blunt edge. That feels stronger. So is
it the whisker feels stronger, but it doesn't change the
thickness of the hair. Yeah, and one more you ready?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah? Please?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
This is the one mothers would have for generations have
told their kids swallowing gum takes this. One says it
takes seven years to digest. I hadn't hurt that one.
Gum passes through the digestive system normally it doesn't get
stuck for years.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Right, Okay, yeah, they say it is sit in your guts.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
It's like if you swallow the watermelon seed, you'd have
a watermelon grow inside your stomach.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
What about making your face when the wind changes? You
don't do that either? Well, well again, if I crack
a stupid.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I'll get a kid.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I'm back tomorrow from all the John's and a man
who's cutting the room floor.
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