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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app room floor.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
On the cutting room floor. What's Sarah Ferguson up to now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, she's a big defender of her husband, Prince Andrew, so.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There's that.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Also, we've interviewed her. She's very open. She's a lucy goosey,
isn't she. Yeah, she doesn't have many boundaries when it
comes to the chat. Here's what she said, because when
the Queen died, she got she took over the care
of the Queen's remaining corgies, Muck m u I c
K and Sandy.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
She inherited those two dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Is that like Lady Muck?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's m u c k.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So maybe it's pronounced differently, maybe it's Lord Mook or something. Anyway, Well,
this is what she has said about caring for the
Queen's corgies. Quote, I have her dogs. I have her corgies.
Every morning they come in and go, you know, wolf
wolf and all that. I swear it's the queen talking
to me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What dogs bark? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
She goes on to say what honor it was to
know Queen Isabeth second et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But do you think the Queen would be happy knowing
that Fergie's saying that her Corgies are channeled channeling her
to speak to Fergie.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think the Queen liked Fergie because she's as mad
as a box of hair.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
She's a quarking mag to speak of Corgi's.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah. True, So the Queen I think was probably amused
by it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, Andrew was always known. Andrew was her favorite child.
So here you know. But that terrible time I was
in England filming for beyond two thousand. I remember when
Fergie was caught having a feet sucked. She was separated
from Prince Andrew, but the footage came out.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
She was staying at Balmoral.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The footage comes out, it's on the front page to
the paper, and she had to come downstairs where all
the family was having breakfast and face Prince Philip.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're on the front page.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Am I channeling at Corgi? No, you're having your feet sucked?
And there's Prince Philip full of derision. Apparently, storms it'd.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Be hard being a royal.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You think of, say, Prince Charles and Camilla you don't
even remember that those tapes, remember the tapes all those years.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It was terrible that a private conversation of these was recorded.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That is terrible. But this is where they spoke to
each other.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And when you look at the transcript, it's full of
love and like a couple of kids. But it's about
him wanting to be inside her trousers, which led to
the infamous I wish I was a tampon conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It just and have you read the do you want
to do? The transaction?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
The whole thing?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Transactions?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Are we allowed to speak like this?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't whatever you want to I'll be Camilla, okay,
yes I would, as are you to do the voices?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's like that program Start the Week? Can't start the
week without you?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah? I fill up your tank? Yes you do, then
you can cope.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What about me? The trouble is I need you several
times a week?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
So do I I need you all the week all
the time.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh god, I'll just live inside your trousers or something
that would be much easier.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
What are you going to turn into a pair of nickers?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh you're not going to come back as a pair
of nickers.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
That's me. Sorry, Oh you're going to come back as
a pair of knickers.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, God forbid, tampacs. Just my luck. Oh you're a.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Complete idiot, And what a wonderful idea.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
My luck, to be chucked down the lavatory and go
on and on forever, swirling round on the top, never
going down.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Darling, until the next one comes through.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Or perhaps what or perhaps you could come back as
a box, a box of tampacs, so you could just
keep going, that's true, repeating yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh, darling, I just want you now to.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So desperately, desperate, desperately I thought of you so much
at Yarrabie.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Did you simply mean that we couldn't be together? How
mortifying for them when that was came reading on the rain.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We're just reading it out there.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
He's now our king and she is our queen. Yes,
you know, but there's been lots of scams. What about
is that what the tampon is called?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
What about when Prince Harry he's written this in his book,
so he's written and an editors looked at it and thought.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
This is all fine. When he said that he'd got
frostbite on his area.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Ah, did this is when he used these. Mum's bloody,
he said.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Upon arriving home, I'd been horrified to discover my nether
regions were frost nipped as well. And while the ears
and cheeks were horribly healing, were already healing, the todger wasn't.
It was becoming more of an issue by the day.
His downstairs, he said, was oscillating between extremely sensitive and
borderline traumatized. I've been trying to get some home remedies,
including one recommended by a friend. She urged me to
(05:03):
apply Elizabeth iardenkream. I said to my friend, my mum
used that on her lips. Give me to put it
on my todger, so you know. And then he also
said he took magnesium supplements. It is all in his
books with his anxiety. It did, he writes, but in
large quantities it had an unpleasant side effect loosens the bowels,
which I learned the hard way at the mate's wedding.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
At the wedding, Yeah, I didn't know magnesium does that. Yeah,
apparently you don't say.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
None of those ads for chemists, Warehouse or Priceline Pharmacy.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, it probably says that the disclaimer will make your people.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That would be the worst pooing your.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Pants disclaimer for you know, Tampax made up in a
conversation with the Royal family.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Been look at Harry's at someone's wedding already, He's stealing
the show. And then he goes and shits his decks.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
So much for a white wedding.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
He come back tomorrow for
Speaker 2 (05:52):
More Josie and a man that's cut the room for him.
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app room floor.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
On the cutting room floor. What's Sarah Ferguson up to now.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, she's a big defender of her husband, Prince Andrew, so.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There's that.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Also, we've interviewed her. She's very open. She's a lucy goosey,
isn't she. Yeah, she doesn't have many boundaries when it
comes to the chat. Here's what she said, because when
the Queen died, she got she took over the care
of the Queen's remaining corgies, Muck m u I c
K and Sandy.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
She inherited those two dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Is that like Lady Muck?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's m u c k.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So maybe it's pronounced differently, maybe it's Lord Mook or something. Anyway, Well,
this is what she has said about caring for the
Queen's corgies. Quote, I have her dogs. I have her corgies.
Every morning they come in and go, you know, wolf
wolf and all that. I swear it's the queen talking
to me.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What dogs bark? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
She goes on to say what honor it was to
know Queen Isabeth second et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But do you think the Queen would be happy knowing
that Fergie's saying that her Corgies are channeled channeling her
to speak to Fergie.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think the Queen liked Fergie because she's as mad
as a box of hair.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
She's a quarking mag to speak of Corgi's.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah. True, So the Queen I think was probably amused
by it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, Andrew was always known. Andrew was her favorite child.
So here you know. But that terrible time I was
in England filming for beyond two thousand. I remember when
Fergie was caught having a feet sucked. She was separated
from Prince Andrew, but the footage came out.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
She was staying at Balmoral.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The footage comes out, it's on the front page to
the paper, and she had to come downstairs where all
the family was having breakfast and face Prince Philip.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You're on the front page.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh what am I doing?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Am I channeling at Corgi? No, you're having your feet sucked?
And there's Prince Philip full of derision. Apparently, storms it'd.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Be hard being a royal.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You think of, say, Prince Charles and Camilla you don't
even remember that those tapes, remember the tapes all those years.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It was terrible that a private conversation of these was recorded.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
That is terrible. But this is where they spoke to
each other.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And when you look at the transcript, it's full of
love and like a couple of kids. But it's about
him wanting to be inside her trousers, which led to
the infamous I wish I was a tampon conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It just and have you read the do you want
to do? The transaction?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
The whole thing?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Transactions?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Are we allowed to speak like this?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I don't whatever you want to I'll be Camilla, okay,
yes I would, as are you to do the voices?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's like that program Start the Week? Can't start the
week without you?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah? I fill up your tank? Yes you do, then
you can cope.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm all right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What about me? The trouble is I need you several
times a week?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
So do I I need you all the week all
the time.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh god, I'll just live inside your trousers or something
that would be much easier.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
What are you going to turn into a pair of nickers?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Oh you're not going to come back as a pair
of nickers.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
That's me. Sorry, Oh you're going to come back as
a pair of knickers.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, God forbid, tampacs. Just my luck. Oh you're a.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Complete idiot, And what a wonderful idea.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
My luck, to be chucked down the lavatory and go
on and on forever, swirling round on the top, never
going down.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Darling, until the next one comes through.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Or perhaps what or perhaps you could come back as
a box, a box of tampacs, so you could just
keep going, that's true, repeating yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Oh, darling, I just want you now to.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So desperately, desperate, desperately I thought of you so much
at Yarrabie.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Did you simply mean that we couldn't be together? How
mortifying for them when that was came reading on the rain.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We're just reading it out there.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
He's now our king and she is our queen. Yes,
you know, but there's been lots of scams. What about
is that what the tampon is called?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
What about when Prince Harry he's written this in his book,
so he's written and an editors looked at it and thought.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
This is all fine. When he said that he'd got
frostbite on his area.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Ah, did this is when he used these. Mum's bloody,
he said.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Upon arriving home, I'd been horrified to discover my nether
regions were frost nipped as well. And while the ears
and cheeks were horribly healing, were already healing, the todger wasn't.
It was becoming more of an issue by the day.
His downstairs, he said, was oscillating between extremely sensitive and
borderline traumatized. I've been trying to get some home remedies,
including one recommended by a friend. She urged me to
(05:03):
apply Elizabeth iardenkream. I said to my friend, my mum
used that on her lips. Give me to put it
on my todger, so you know. And then he also
said he took magnesium supplements. It is all in his
books with his anxiety. It did, he writes, but in
large quantities it had an unpleasant side effect loosens the bowels,
which I learned the hard way at the mate's wedding.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
At the wedding, Yeah, I didn't know magnesium does that. Yeah,
apparently you don't say.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
None of those ads for chemists, Warehouse or Priceline Pharmacy.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, it probably says that the disclaimer will make your people.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That would be the worst pooing your.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Pants disclaimer for you know, Tampax made up in a
conversation with the Royal family.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Been look at Harry's at someone's wedding already, He's stealing
the show. And then he goes and shits his decks.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
So much for a white wedding.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Okay, kids, that's it for today.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
He come back tomorrow for
Speaker 2 (05:52):
More Josie and a man that's cut the room for him.
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