🎬 CUTTING ROOM FLOOR: You Can RENT A Grandma In Vegas! (Podcast Exclusive)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, it's on the cutting room floor today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
When you go to Vegas, what do you think about?
What kind of things do you look to do? Send
your money on it?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Big city? Can I spend spend my soul on the
very last last dime?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay? Well alcohol obviously from what you've just been booze.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I've been to Vegas, you know. For me, I don't
think it's as big a deal as people make out.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You went to Vegas with your small children? Yeah, that's
not the classics experience.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We went into the bars, and we went into the
strip joints.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Did you with your kids? Of course, no, you did not.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
The youngest you did not. And it was good. That
was good for putting the money into the dancer's g
string from the bottom.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Of you had your son with you at all times
as a.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Human sheet, just on my shoulders.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Because I went with Melanie. We went to see Barry Manilow,
if you remember correctly. But I didn't put a single
scent into any of the gambling slots. I didn't spend
a single scent on gambling and didn't go The only
reason I went into casinos was to go to the shows.
So we went to see a variety of shows. We
went to the big shopping malls. We ate fabulous restaurant food.
We didn't eat at the you know all you can

(01:26):
eat face in a trough stuff. We walk around with
the giant margarita around your neck. We didn't do any
of that stuff. So I had a very nice time
in Vegas. It wasn't the manky side. Apparently you go
a couple of streets off the strip.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh yeah, hard Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
The reason I ask what most people associated with Vegas.
It's like the movie The Hangover. You can actually rent
a grandmar in Vegas. This is a business that provides
a variety of services like domestic help and babysitting if
you need it, from a series of grandmothers. Right, what
kind of grand I mean everyone thinks a grandmother is

(02:05):
imbued with love, with care. Not everyone's grandma is. So
I hope you don't get a cranky one.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, what about that?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Because as people get older, it's a physiological fact that
your thinking shifts and the manners and your restraint drops away.
So you might get one that says, well, you're fat.
You make it that kind of grand.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, my kids could probably attest to that with my
mother just recently just said something along those lines to
one of the members, one of her grandchildren.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's nice, and it wasn't received.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, I'm one of the first times Harley met my
grandmother and she was always kind of funny and feisty.
But she said who are you? And we're engaged at
the time, and I think she had already met him.
But you know, they don't have the pleasantries. Another one
so another of her fancy men. So you don't you
assume you're going to get the loving grandma. But who
knows what grandma.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm just thinking, as soon as you say Vegas grandma
renting a I'm feeling that she's going to be used inappropriately.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I think she has a say in it. I don't
think she you know, hey, we want to rent a
grandma in the pair of house for three days. I
think you know, there'd be babysitting services, there'd be sure.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
But they're a very compliant generation that era. I'm just saying,
I think.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
The modern grandma isn't. And this is the point we're
at now. I've got friends who children are having children,
having babies, and these women are still working, or if
they're not working, they've forged their own time, so they
don't want to spend all their time looking after the grandchildren.
They love their grandchildren, but that era doesn't exist anymore.
Of Hey, I'm giving up everything to look after the children.

(03:41):
That's not the new era either.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, it is true.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
And often on socials you see sexy grandma and stuff
like that. You know they're thirty five years old.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
But enough about your hashtag.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
So beware if you're in Vegas and you're looking at
rend of grandma, maybe want the salacious kind, maybe you don't,
but specify.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
What stays in Vegas. I can't remember how it goes.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're like grandma. She won't remember.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't remember. Yes, that's it for today. Come back
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