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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Well
it's time for our podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
What a show today?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Heeps WI could show, as people would say, who aren't
good at English and that actually speaking of language, whole
stack of new words have entered the Cambridge Dictionary thanks
to Generation Alpha. Some of them may outrage you. I know,
I was livid, ladies de livered.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I clutched my pearls.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Also, the differences between union and league was spelled out
beautifully on today's show.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's right, we go into the jones a mander Arms
for the pub test. Statistics are saying that older people
are now entering share accommodation. Those numbers are increasing, and
the numbers that aren't increasing are younger people because they
can't afford to move out, which is means are we
raising PUNSI kings so much to discuss.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
And we're going to talk about the plane crash at
the mona Ole golf course. It was all happening and
the plane crash was covered at many at angles, but
no one saw the hero running down the hill that
took a spill.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
He's hoping no one saw it. He took a spectacular spill.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I think we should reflect that man's heroics in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
A miracle of recording.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Mistress Amanda and Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Friend making the tools of the Train.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
The legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Congratulations, we're there any right now, Jersey and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Anyone biggest silkie giant, good radio.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
Sorry, but it's a tongue twist set Amanda.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Shoot, Tim, we're on the air. Tubb of the Moon
to you, Amanda, Hello, how are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Dressed again? We often do this. I've got a jacket
with embroidery on it. You've got a shirt with faux
embroidery with an impression of embroider No. I'm not saying
you should have sham No, I'm saying the material looks
like it's embroidered.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's the point of it.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
We've both gone with the Huskvana look today, the embroidery look.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Rock and roll dancers.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Rock and roll dances dress alike. Im and my mum
made me some jeans.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well, we bought the jeans, but she embroidered the flower
on the pocket. Do you remember the jeans that had the
insert on the leg. Yeah, and they'd be embroidered inside it.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Didn't You also make you a set of tracksuits for
the whole family.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, she did the nip whick corse, which is that
stretching material. We got matching tracksuits. Mine had back wing sleeves,
as if it couldn't be less attractive.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And didn't have some sort of embroidery some riding on them.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well, mum bought a little like a logo. It was
she sewed onto it that said wild. But all I
did was attract lint. Really, we'd walk around the neighborhood
and all the rubbish which has come rolling out.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Its spelled traditional spelling, w I LD. Your mum didn't
like cute spelling.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, I don't like cute spelling.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You inherited, Jennifer didn't like cute spelling. No, good, excellent.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Your dream didn't come true. I was out in the
surf the other day. You had a dream that I drowned.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It was a really distressing dream.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't even want to talk about it, really, But
you weren't out surfing. Actually, you and I were doing
a broadcast somewhere and you ran down some stairs and
fell in the water. I know you want to be
uber in my dream, but you just fell in the water,
and I assumed you're okay. And I looked down and
you're just floating there with your head underwater, and someone
had to wade through and try and save you.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I assumed you. I thought that to have done.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That, and then you were resuscitators.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
On the Kiss of Life. You did, I did, so
I was thinking about you on the weekend. I was
out in the surf. I was just some waves, and
I just thought about that. And then I thought about sharks,
because lately sharks have been everywhere. And did you see
that guy at Caburta with the great white shark the
monst he's bored.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Goodness me.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Sharks don't want to chomp you do that?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, No, What they do is that they just taste,
testing to see if that tastes good. And they don't
have hands to feel stuff, so they just use their teeth. Unfortunately,
they can rip apart you fromoral artery and you just
bleed out.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
But at least they got his board and not him.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, Jesus a very lucky man. I'm just looking at
the picture now. That is extraordinary. And many times I'm
out in the surf, I often think about that, you know,
with a shark, and I have seen some sharks.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Not that I poop my pants or anything like that.
When I was out there, there's a sense of calm.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
But you also and you're standing above the water.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You know, in the strange evolution of.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Surface, this is not a forum for you.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I don't know why you're not surfing standing up.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know, I don't get much pleasure in life anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
You know, I've got motorbikes, which I love, and I
like them for.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
What would you do every day? That's a lot of pleasure.
You get a lot of pleasure.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I don't get much pleasure, said the man who at
lunchtime every day goes stand up paddle morning.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
There's pleasure, you know, you don't come around. You haven't
been shop by a shark. There's pleasure.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
You don't know how much pleasure I'm getting. We have
an action pack show today Instagram maxic return what about yesterday?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
One thousand dollars word off yesterday?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Whoa that was extraordinary and it could happen for you
again today. M gillespie has that's enter table. We're talking
about gen z words going into the dictionary.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
We have to accept the languages evolving.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
To Lulu, I tell you and skibberty, Yeah, how irritated Sigma?
And if you would like to play a medical condition
the Magnificent seven?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
This question number one? What color is a blue bottle?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Gen Nation?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that, a man will say.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I do want you to know that when I'm in
the dream, when you.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Weren't dead, I cried with relief in the dream, and
I felt weird all day when I woke up. You
know those dreams at steady, So I don't want to
be lighthearted about it, even though I said, oh, he's gone,
and then you weren't. But still it moved me.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
So it wasn't like I died.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
And then while they were trying to resuscitate me, you
were just going through your rollerdeck. Yeah, tree to do this,
And Osha Ginsburg was doing his vocal exercise.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
He was making his way in here.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
We Meeric Watts was sitting there limbering up his voice.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, and then no, no.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
He's okay, right, damn, What I am I going to do? Now?
Sonya is in como?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hello, Sonya hello?

Speaker 7 (06:52):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (06:53):
Right.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Question number one is probably a little bit easy. What
color is a blue bottle?

Speaker 7 (06:59):
That's blue?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
What is the acronym actually just a propeller blue bottles?
If you get stung by one in the water, like
one of the life savers from Bondo Rescue told me this,
instead of putting your arm or your leg out of
the water and waving around, keep your arm or limb
under the water and peel the blue bottle.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Off so it can disentangle.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's the air that makes them react and sting to you.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Really, you get out of the water.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Because there were remonies, weren't they to we rub sand
in it all?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Still, that's what they were saying. Really, yeah, they offered
to do it.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
There was no blue bottles inside, actually it was even
on Bondo were at the airport anyway. What is the
acronym for cardio pulmonary resuscitation sign out.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh CPR, which brings us to question three, hark, What
song is this?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
If music be the food of love? Play on hawk?
What is the name of this song?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
We put out our Shakespearean chops antaloons, so we're going
to read you the lyric to a song, but with
a Shakespearean spin to it.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Do you want to do this now? I'll get out
of the station skull. You do it. I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Say thou be not so, I shall not depart, Turn
off the light and carry me to thine home.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
It ring a bell?

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Yeah, turn off the light and quote is that vanilla?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
No? Not sorry? Sonya?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
From one Sonya to another Sonya in Lethbridge Parks the
day of Sonya's Hello, Sonya.

Speaker 9 (08:40):
Hello, how are you very well?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Let me have a go.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I'm going to do this in Elistaber Brian is just
in for the days, having trouble with the mouse.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, Brian, let's just tested.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
There you go, and have we still got to Releasabeth
and music?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yes, and put my.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Throat ruffle on. Say it thou will be not so?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I shall not depart, turn off the light and carry
me to thine home.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I previase you thus, Okay?

Speaker 10 (09:08):
What song is that?

Speaker 11 (09:12):
Show me?

Speaker 12 (09:14):
I learned the song, well content, I'm still standing of
someone else?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Is there any other song yours? Who'd like to have
a go at this?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
We've got more sonyas than anyone podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
We're under the native number three.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh, we're playing hark? What song is this?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
If music be the food of love, play on Hark?
What is the name of this song?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Hello? Ben of Campbelltown? How are you, hey, jam?

Speaker 13 (09:43):
How are you doing on this soggy Sydney day?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Very well?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
You got the city battle baby city never sounding very snappy.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Well, here's a song and we're trying to puts it
up by making it a Shakespearean line.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
You do it, Brin, you.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Want me to do it? Okay, say thou it be
not so?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I shall not depart, turn off the light and carry
me to thine home.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Ben. What's the song? Ben?

Speaker 7 (10:07):
Now that sounds like one of my favorites songs, which
is all the small.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Things I belig one day?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah? I will not go turn the lights off, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
It does need a bit of Shakespeare. Here's a multiple
choice for you, Ben. Heir of the Dog is a
remedy for what is it? The flu? A hangover cure
or a hairy dog.

Speaker 12 (10:30):
I've heard this.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
That's a cure for that's a hangover, if you.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Are, that's right, Ben, As if he's not aware of
this in any way, I reckon you've cracked a few
eggs into a schooner glass the next day, Ben, Yeah,
you're feeling me. I'm not saying a word. In motor racing,
what pattern is the flag they wave to indicate the winner?

Speaker 12 (10:49):
Ben, checkered flag?

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Good, good, okay?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Question number six?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
In which decade was the film the sound of music released?

Speaker 13 (10:58):
Are the nineteen sixty very good? Well?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I you want to be a specific pants.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
How many years has Vic Lrusso been doing knee traffic?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Bed?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Are you? That was yesterday?

Speaker 7 (11:13):
Is at twenty twenty five years?

Speaker 8 (11:15):
Done it?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Ben?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Look at him going well done, Ben, you are great,
Thank you, congratulations you won the jam pack. You have
a double pass to see Kate Sobrano plus special guest
Mahalia Barnes see them at night at the barracks. An
unmissible event a family pastor Taronga Zoo discover to wronga
zoo like never before Taronga After Duck coming this October,
I said, after duk you, after.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Duck, he said, after duck. Can you afford the bill? Ben?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
How do you feel about it?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Thank you so much, guys Jones amanic caricatures for.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
The color and substantable you hate my pants?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Ben's not rolling in the aisles either, Ben.

Speaker 13 (11:53):
See I'm trying to keep from getting drenched at the moment.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, Ben's asking you to wrap it up. Boring pans.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
My pants are never boring. Call them many things, but
not boring.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, Josie and the great Names.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well, I'm going to fit through the German acap books.
Musical facts.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
This one's for you, Brendan. On this day.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
In nineteen eighty six, Europe released their song on the
Final Countdown But a lot of synth going on there.
It was written by the Swedish band's lead singer, Joey Tempest,
who's having a birthday today, sixty three today doing all right?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Fun fact. His name actually isn't Joey Tempest.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It doesn't sound very Swedish.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
He was born Rolf Larsen. That sounds more Swedish.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
But Joey Tempest was his stage name that he chose
based on his love for the play The Tempest.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Sometime I divide and burn in many places on the
top mast yards and.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Boasters would have inspired me much Lucky he wasn't obsessed
with cats. It would have been Joey rum Tum tugger. Anyway,
Happy birthday, Rolf.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Let's wait get it on GM.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
We're discussing yesterday how you were down at the local
rugga on the weekend with Mibbsy BIBBSI and Mobs.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I didn't talk about it in those terms. I talked
about the men who were urinating against the wall.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
In your daggiest country row my oldest country.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Possibly had to put the range rover into low range
because it.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Was parked up on the verge.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
None of that happened.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
But we're talking about rugby in the world of just
between rugby and league players, and I've played.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I never got to play league. I played rugby. But
there is a certain zennisqua about rugby.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Would you say, I guess it's the private school education
that goes with it.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I guess so people that watch it, maybe.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
You can tell that you know the post game chats
and things are slightly different because they're well schooled in
how to speak publicly.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
It's funny you say this This popped up in my algo.
That's Jones, you speak for algorithm, by the way I
get it.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
So let's consider this.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
This is Max the Heath, a rugby player, talking about
what it's like to run onto the field with your comrades.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
I'm buzzing for it. Obviously, Edification beckons Ryan like, it's
gonna be class. But this bit at this law just
before the kickoff as the Leinster boys march, and it's always.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
A bit weird. It's like a paradox.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
You've got the enthusiasm, but the anxiety is there, and
it kind of coalesces into sort of a psychosis that
allows you to throw yourself willingly into a melee of
well know shoulders. And this day it will be presented
to us by the men of Leinster.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
It may I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, wow, wow is that a joke? That was an
actual man talking. That's excellent. Wow, that's rugby.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Then consider Chris Hyington talking to Maddie John's.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
You can't tell you what you're gonna work for Many.

Speaker 8 (14:58):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Prince many prints.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
He said, there are the words, but then he mentioned.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Some bru and there you have is the difference between
Union A League, Jung xym nations. Let's get on down
to the jonesy amount of arms for the pub test.
And this is an interesting chat because I said I
would rather chop my head off and roll it down
the street than share a house with people of my
own age.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I think people would feel the same about sharing a
house with you.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
This story has been coming up a lot recently.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
More and more older people are going to share accommodation.
A thirty four percent rise in people across the country
aged forty one and above in the last five years.
The flatmate generation is getting older. It's interesting, isn't it.
This is people who may be newly divorced or separated.
Sometimes they might be couples who are losing the accommodation

(15:53):
they're in at the moment and can't afford to go
out on their own. So it's so expensive now to
be able to rent a place on your own or
to buy a place on your own. Some people in
their forties, fifties, and sixties even older are looking for
share accommodation. How would you feel at your age now
going in to share accommodation. For many women, they're the

(16:14):
ones who are kind of falling through the cracks as
they get older, with superannuation and all kinds of stuff
that means that they may not be as financially stable
and they're looking for a sense of community like the
Golden Girls. This kind of golden girl, it sounds quite
a pear on their mid forties, like I real life,
they looked a thousand years old. But living with people

(16:35):
your own age might be one thing, but also these
people are applying to live with people.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Of all ages.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
How would you feel if you're in your twenties and
you're sharing with someone who's in their fifties or sixties.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Would it be appealing.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Because you think maybe they're tidier, maybe they've got their
act together, because when we would say mature age, they
may not necessarily be mature people. Who knows what you're
going to get. But this is the interesting mix up
of where we are now.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's do you remember sharing houses with people?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, but I was younger when I did.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
When you're young, it's great.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well, this is what some of the comments have been.
I'm far too said in my ways. It to drive
me nuts. Other people saying, you know, the sense of
community and adventure and for a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
There is no other option.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
So sharehouses with labeling your corn flakes all that sort
of stuff, or what about different generations? A younger person
sharing with an older person? I imagine that.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Yeah, sounds like a sitcom, doesn't it. Yeah? Sharehouses with
mature age people? What about? What about you? Could you
do it? Does it pass the pub test? Jam nation
in your hands working with flower of your frigids?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Idiot?

Speaker 4 (17:45):
By now, you're just seen the plane crash at Mono
Vaile golf course.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
You know it's inexplicable, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
One minute people are playing golf and oh yeah, there's
a plane.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Casual form lands on the field. But everyone was okay.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Everyone okay, which is great.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Every conceivable angle has been filmed.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Put what hasn't been covered so much is the dude
taking a bit of a tumble.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Have you seen that? What? Dude?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
So there's a dude that he's sitting up there the
golf club at the plane crashes and then he just
have a look at this. He runs down to rescue
the people of the plane.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
For who's the ambulance for?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Describe what were the guys doing?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
His best I'm going to be a hero here. He's thinking,
it falls over. It falls to the side.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
But I'm sorry I should laugh because it's not funny,
but it is. You know, it's one of those.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
They have all cameras, all eyes.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's your one moment holding out for a hero.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
You take a tumble, but good on you.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
But it's funny that lady. She says, somebody call an ambulance.
Why isn't she calling the ambulance.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Have you ever noticed that when someone says, somebody call
an ambulance, why doesn't the person Why don't you call that?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I know, but I think it's a natural thing to
say there's danger, someone do something, and then people do things.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, but who.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Is the ambulance for the guy on the plane?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
He stepped right into the dangers he did. That works,
doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Sham notion podcast? But what point seven?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded Thanks to Mojo Holimes, heroes
walk among us or run among us and fall.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Down hills when they're running to the plane, And I
think that's great.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
You know, you're doing a complete pat pat star. Look
at this hero.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's not funny when you fell over, but good on
your mate.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
It's not funny because that's something that would happen to me. Now,
what sort of person are you? I'm not a coward,
but I've never been tested. Are you the person that
runs towards danger or do you run away from it?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Or do you run towards danger, fall to the side
and roll down the hill with all the cameras.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Man, this man is a hero. He did it without
even and that is the os.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's like when the ball comes at you with a
game of football or cricket and you're in the crowd
and never.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Goes oh cat, Yeah, you know very well, you're not
going to You're just going to humiliate.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Your Remember that time you were walking across an oval
and someone booted.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
The ball up in the air. I was a kid, yeah,
and you're walking across the over.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
And as soon as it left the guy's foot I
would have been fourteen. He would have been the same.
Soon as I left his foot, I thought, that's going
to hit me in the head. So I just kept walking, walking, walking,
and of course itevily inevitably booked me in the head,
and I pretend I hadn't noticed. I'm three foot shorter
than I was that day. But you would rather die

(20:35):
than be embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Exactly, So good on your champ, Good on you shower.
Sixteen in the city, fifteen in our west. Right now
it's nine degrees.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
It's seven past seven.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
When gone, I wanted to get on Right now, I'm
taking crazy now your windows, sit your head on a
yell as hell today, Danne the Jonesy demand of arms
to the pub test sharehouses with mature age people?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
The flatmate generation is getting older. We are hearing there's
been a thirty four percent rise in people across the
country age forty one and above looking for share accommodation.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
We know how hard it is to live in expensive
cities at the moment, and this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Lots of people may be breaking up, getting divorced, kids
have moved out of house, out of home. You're selling
your big place. You're thinking where am I going to live?
This is a solution for a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Were Peter and Lisa, there's downsizing the house.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Up for sale, Lisa, Peter and Lisa.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I know you're so in You tell people who Peter
and Lisa and you're you're we have my friends, Peter
and Lisa. How is it the paper which will about
Lisa will consent in Peter fit Simon setting their enormous
family home.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
This is the thing. At some point you may want
to downsize, but not only that.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Maybe you don't have an option, and this is a
way where you'll get a sense of community and keep
you know, keep your dignity and find new friends, or
just a way of trying to survive in an expensive city.
Sharehouses with mature age people. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (22:05):
I'm twenty four and I still live with my mother,
So living in a share with an older person would
be absolutely fine, because my mother is a delight to
live with.

Speaker 12 (22:12):
I'm now thirty two and I've already lived with my parents.
I'm already out on my own. I don't need to
live with parents anymore. And I'm sure you know they
can just live on their own. They'll be happy to
live on their own rather than having someone that will
party or drink or anything like that. So now I
don't think it passes. I mean, everyone's got a different situation,

(22:34):
so that's something that flues you.

Speaker 9 (22:36):
And after being in share accommodation with mature age people,
I could never do it again. I'm too set in
my ways. I'm happy just to share with my partner
on our beautiful property and no one else.

Speaker 10 (22:47):
I think it does.

Speaker 7 (22:48):
I'm forty two myself, and for me, as long as
the other person is a tiger, respectful, you know, they're
just generally a reasonable person, it passes for me.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
See label your own foo.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I do that in my house now and I you
live with your family.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They're always nick and my staff us.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's interesting we're just talking about older people going in
to share accommodation and.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
The younger people.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
This is another part of that statistic is that younger
people aren't sort of entering the share accommodation market as
much anymore because a lot of them are still living
at home. So all these generational shifts are taking place,
and kids living at home longer means that they rely
on their parents for more. I've read these interesting statistics here.

(23:32):
These are American statistics, but I've interested to know if
they're similar to the ones we have here. Nearly half
of gen Zetta's have mum regularly talked to their boss. Now,
when I think of gen z I think someone who's sixteen,
but that's not they're in their mid twenties. My son's
are gen Z. You've got a couple of your dominic
could be gen Z.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Officially it's ninety seven to twenty twelve, right, yeah, so
the drop zone is kind of mid twenties.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Seven.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
So this is what I find extraordinary kids are in
their mid twenties. And this is what this survey has
found is that thirty one percent of gen Zettas had
a parent write their resume.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's not so.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Bad, I think i'd be if my kids wanted my help.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I'd love today. My eldest, I'd flourish.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
It from you is now it's thirty three.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
I was trying to get him a job years ago,
and so I said, right, So I started sending and
I became a sport and I applied on his behalf
at Bunnings. I thought, I'll get a job at Bunnings. Easier, easier,
and no, no, no, well these days.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
And I was quite happy with everything. GTP will outdo
all of us, all.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Their psych tests and all the things.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Still didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Didn't get the job. And then I said, what does
that say about me?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I'm come to get a job and there is everything
about you. Seventy seven percent this is I find extraordinary.
Have taken a parent to a job interview as a boss?
You go, come on. Anita McGregor, who I do my
podcast with. My friend is a she's a university lecturer
and professor. Professor close enough, but she's also a university

(25:05):
lecturer and she her students are postgrade so already done
a psychology degree. This is a forensic psychology. It's the
next you're a little bit older. And she said, every
parent's try and get in touch with her. She just
judges people so harsh. Yeah, parents should not be involved.
As much as you want to. As a parent, you're
desperate to fix things. But when it but it's received

(25:27):
very differently. And my kids go, mom, don't.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Know and you want to as you say, I want to.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
My daughter she was working for a blake years ago
and he just wouldn't pay her. And I said, you've
got to talk to him. You've got to get your money.
You can't work for free. And he was, I'll pay
you next week and then next week we'll come. And
there was one time it was like two months in arrears.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Really yeah, and I said, and Jones had to step
up to the place.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
I said, I'm just going to go out and see
and he was in a shop near us, and I thought,
I can't do this.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
She said, Dad, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Then one day I'm in the shop and he came
up and he's talking to me, and he said, I
should get you to come and spreak outside my shop.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
And I said, ay, you can't afford me, and be I.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Heard you don't pay your bills, and like it was
just the oxiden what happened as you got paid that afternoon?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Finding about that fifty three percent of parents have spoken
with a hiring manager on their child's behalf. Forty five
percent regularly have a parent talk to their current manager.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
These are people in their mid twenties. Oh and if you.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Break all of that down, oh, look at these eighty
three percent to have parents.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Packed their lunch for them. I'd love that.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Fifty percent say parents spoke to their manager about a
workplace conflict. This is interesting when forty nine percent say
a parent helped the master for time off because a
parent would say, hey, we're going on a holiday, I'll
talk to your boss about it. This is whereas a parent,
you're desperate to step in because this benefits you. You
get your family holiday, but conversations about getting a raise
and a promotion parents. Forty six percent of parents are

(26:56):
stepping in for that too. These aren't kids who are sixteen,
These are kids who are older than that. I find
that quite extraordinary. These are the knock on effects of
kids living at home longer because it changes the parent
to life too. In the older generation, you wouldn't be
involved in any of this. Your child would be winning
or losing on.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Their own terms.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Now they're in your house, you're hearing these stories. They're
more emotionally dependent on you. So this is where we
are extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Imagine art your father making you lunch.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Imagine once mum had to go into hospital for a procedure,
that family pretty much broke down and Dad said, I'll
wrap up some biscuits for you for school. There were
anzac biscuits. He put four of them in a row
and put glad wrap around them. This is also the
man that bit into some sliced cheese and ate it,
or not realizing that there were bits of plastic between
the slice.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
We might put that up on our socials. Get your
thoughts on that.

Speaker 10 (27:54):
Yes, Jonesie and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
And Amanda with great sadness that I announced this.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
You know, there's been a lot of conversation that's just
let's start around our office, just the stuff we've been
talking about. We started talking in the pub test about
older people going to share accommodation. Then we were talking
about how kids are staying at home longer, so they're
not going to share accommodation at the age they used to,
and all the knock on effects of that of parents

(28:30):
going in to.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
See their kids bosses.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
The gen Z kids, they're twenty five years old maybe,
and the parents are in there talking to the bosses
about promotions and holidays and all kinds of wages.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
And then World War One.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
You know, the parents of Charlie doesn't want to go
over the top to face the Turk.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's too early.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I've written him and O I've written him. I tacked
his lunch and he's got crutch right. But also the.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Idea of how it changes our lives if our kids
live at home longer and longer and longer. And Brendan,
you were just saying in the news there's an example
of this in your house last night.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Well, yeah, let's talk about that next.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
We should.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I will say this.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
I've got one of those Billy taps at home. How
good are those things? You can't go back once you
get one of those things?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Got a similar one. I think it's as zip.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, same sort of thing, though the mechanism takes up
an entire cupboard and heats up the universe.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
I don't want to I don't want to shame you,
but I reckon the Billy is a better product.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Just quietly.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yours has been out of services.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
The filter, it just ran out a filter. You got
to change the filter. And the filter is quite expensive
one hundred and eighty bucks. And I can do that myself.
What I did do last time. I tried to con
the Billy tap by just resetting the filter like I
do with the fridge. The fridge comes up and it says, oh,
your filter's due for changing.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah right, I mate, bomb press the two buttons together.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Filter is naturally fixed. Well it's not fixed. You've just
changed the telemetry.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
I don't have something beeping at me in the house.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
So I fixed that.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
So I thought I could do the same with the
Billy tap. I went, you took the filter out, put
it back in.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Anyway, it doesn't it if it needs a new filter.
It needs a new filter.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Well, I thought it was just resetting the telemetry. So
I'm sitting there and something, so I rang the billy people.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
The kid came over and the guy said, okay, so
well you've changed the field one. Yeah, mate, changed the field.
Just how do you reset it? And he said, well,
when you change the fielder, it resets naturally. I said, yeah,
well I did that, and he goes, are you sure
you've changed the fielder? I yes, mate, I've changed the filter.
Hang on, I'll put you on hold.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
So then I'm on hold.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
And did you think at some point you're going to confess.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
About five guys through? Have you changed the field? And
at the end he said, so you didn't just take
the field out.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I've just replaced it and put it back.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Sorry, And I said what would happen if that did happen?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
And he said, well, there's a chip in the thing
and it senses when.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
The I went, look, I'm going to come clean other
than after an hour on the phone, I just tried
to do a sneaky and heyes, should we order you
and you filter?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Then I said, of course, of course you should. Anyway,
the filter has changed.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
And then my son comes into the kitchen, the youngest one,
the prince comes in and he says.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
What's going on with the tap? And I said, well,
that's out of service at the moment.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Maybe if you just wait two seconds, ages, can I
drink this water out of the normal Wow?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
And I said, so was he asking if you could
drink normal tasks?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Of course you can. It's not the Ganges. It'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Don't drink out of the hose in the backyard like Idea.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Has no notice, used the fridge one instead.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Don't shame him, you're the points with all these appliance.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Tell him it's the old field, that.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Stupid fridge. See this is where we are now.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Young people walk around carrying canisters of water bigger than
their heads. We spent our entire lives and never drinking
a sip of water.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I drank water until I was thirty yea.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Or we drink out of the hot hose in the
backyard because you weren't allowed inside. Jacousta, put on your
dance and shoes.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Don't give me your beast shot for the news.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's fit to print, Mgillespian. That's entertainment.

Speaker 14 (32:05):
Fit to print is an apt description because we're ta
talking about the Cambridge Dictionary, which has just added a
fresh batch of words to make us all feel very,
very old and.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Out of the picture.

Speaker 14 (32:19):
These are mostly shaped by TikTok culture, social media references,
so I thought we'd break down some of the highlights
so hopefully we can all commit this to memory and
be very impressive the next time we're around Jen alpha.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
And how old is Jen Alpha?

Speaker 14 (32:34):
Jen Alpha are in high school right now.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
So these are words that are going into the dictionary
just as regular words. They're not Hey, here's some new
kid words. It's here are regular words.

Speaker 14 (32:44):
It's fully committed to the database of the Cambridge Dictionary,
as in the big one run by the University of
Cambridge in the UK. Oxford jury is still out for them,
so we'll wait and.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
See elbow patches of Kimbo.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
The first one is skibbety.

Speaker 14 (33:00):
Now, from my research, the more you try to understand skibberty,
the less you know it's definition. According to Cambridge, a
flexible word that can mean cool, bad, or nothing at.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
All is about language.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
We're taking away anything that's descriptive about language.

Speaker 14 (33:18):
It's often just used for emphasis or as a joke.
Now the origin of it gets even more confusing. This
word skibberty, shot to fame with this viral YouTube series
called Skibberity Toilet, which I can only describe as entirely bizarre.
It features these kind of like weird animated human heads
in toilets. It's very dystopian, nothing really happens. Example sentence,

(33:41):
what the skibberty are you doing? My fiance is a
school teacher, so I asked him about skibbity and the
look in his eyes I can only describe as a
sort of PTSD response, so I didn't want to push
it with him.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's interesting that it's okay that kids have their own language.
That's fine, yes, But if it's a word that means nothing,
that's fine on their terms. But to have that now
in the dictionary, a word that means nothing, it's huguely
insulting to me.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Bag in a day, someone say the other day, unreal, we say.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I think. I still say unreal think I do.

Speaker 14 (34:16):
But at least that makes linguistic sense, like real man,
like you can sing two together. People are jen Alfa
tend to greet this word with despair, like us writer
and artist Lee Escabido, who wrote in the Guardian quote
skibberty brain rod encapsulates a generation fluent in irony but
starved for meaning. Oh yes, this kind of hyper chaotic

(34:39):
media serves as both entertainment and an ambient worldview for
young men raised online. Their minds normalize prank as expression.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Oh that's a great power. You'd like that one, Amanda.

Speaker 14 (34:51):
Yes, well, let's move on from skibberty. That one can
stay in the toilet. Tradwife has also been added to
the Cambridge Dictionary this year. Now, if you're not across
this kind of social media movement, it's a conservative woman
who really embraces the kind of traditional roles of wifehood.
I say traditional, I mean like eighteen hundreds, very home

(35:12):
based duties. It's really an influenza subculture, a lot of
baking and homemaking.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Which looks very pretty on the surface, yes, lovely.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
It's very different to people who are actually living that life.

Speaker 14 (35:23):
Yes, But then there's this kind of deeper conservative political
sort of subtext underneath all of that. It's been criticized
for romanticizing outdated gender roles.

Speaker 10 (35:33):
So that's traadwife.

Speaker 14 (35:35):
Another one which I'm sure you're across de Lulu.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I think Anthony Alberinezi used yesterday.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
He did.

Speaker 14 (35:41):
He used it earlier this year when he said that
the opposition was de lulu with no Sululu, delusional with
no solution.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
He made up slulu though didn't he.

Speaker 14 (35:52):
Week went full rip off of it started as an
insult towards K pop obsessive fans. So that's from the internet.
One thing I hadn't heard of this one. Brolagarchy. Now
this is bro and oligarchy. It's a term used to
describe tech industry leaders, many of whom are responsible for
some of these terrible words that we're talking about. So

(36:15):
example sentence, some say Silicon Valley is run by a brolagarchy.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yeah right, I quite liked that.

Speaker 14 (36:22):
But two more for you. Mouse jiggler. This is a
good one. A device or software that moves your cursor
to make it look like you're working when you're not.
So it keeps your computer active and makes the mouse
move around the screen. So if the boss goes, are
you online the little green dots activated? But maybe you're
down at the nail salon getting a fresh shot.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
You do that when you're at home with a mouse jiggler,
a mouse jiggling all the time.

Speaker 14 (36:45):
And then I thought this was a really nice one
to finish on work spouse a colleague you have a close, supportive,
almost partner like relationship with, but strictly in the workplace. So,
for example, use it in a sentence. Jones and Amanda
are still looking for their work spouse, I'm still waiting.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Still waiting for that. What about some of my ones?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
What are your ones?

Speaker 10 (37:05):
Algo, that's not like algorithm?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
TZ terrible, no, tes terrible, Actually that works perfectly.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
TES. That's TZ like terrible terrible.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
Well, what if your name's Terrence and you get like tes?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
For sure? They're just shortenings.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
They're not you would What about tomasa pan?

Speaker 14 (37:23):
Is that when you take tamasapan tomorrow tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
But I'll see you tomas p.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Actually your explanation of it was better. Then I'll take
that drug tomorrow.

Speaker 14 (37:32):
Da is reviewing, put him in the book, Thank you,
thank you, catch it the Daily OZ.

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Podcast and Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Give it ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Will come back to that question of time permits. You
get all the questions, right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's what Vince did yesterdays. And we said to Vince,
a right, you've got a thousand bucks, you can walk away,
and that's it. He chose was I'm persuading by you.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
He dellied a little bit. Then I put on the
tempting pants.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
And that got in the out of the line.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
He threw the thousand dollars away and went double or
nothing on one bonus question.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
He got that right. So with the two thousand dollars, he.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Was all in.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
He's like one of those guys that runs towards dangel I,
that guy that ran towards the plane the other day
when it crashed at the Mono Vail.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
He ran.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
He might have fallen over on the way, but he ran.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Anthony of seven Hills?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Are you that guy?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Hy Anthony, good morning.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
I'm sure about that.

Speaker 10 (38:36):
But I'm a guy.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You're a guy, and that's that's required. You're breathing in
and out. You've got a brain. We're ready to do
this with you.

Speaker 13 (38:42):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Some would argue that, thank you.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Well, we'll see how you go. We've got ten questions
sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed, we might
have time to come back. Okay, all right, Anthony, good luck,
here we go. Question one? How many corners are on
a circle?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Question two?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Finish this saying save a ball and ride a Question three?
The Brisbane Lines are a team in which sport?

Speaker 14 (39:09):
Film?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Question four? Who is Travis Kelsey's brother? Question five? What's
the national flower of Japan?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Lotus? Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
It's a cherry.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Blossom blossomer the festival?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
And have you heard the saying saveable, ride a horse.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Ride a cowboy, cowboy? I've got it on a T
shirt at home.

Speaker 15 (39:37):
Okay, I haven't considered that in my lifetime, but I'll
always cherished the moment.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
And Travis Kelsey's brother, do you know his name? He
does a podcast with him.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Is Another NFL player's name is Jason Kelsey. Okay, Oh
they didn't go your way today, Anthony. I'm sorry, but
thank you for playing.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
You ran towards it.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It fell down the hill, bro, not the seven hill.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Just the hill hill that. Yeah, I'm not impressed.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
It takes a lot to do that stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Our social dipstick today, would you speak to your adult
child's boss? Eighty nine percent of respondence has said no,
it would not.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
That's what they say.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
But looking at the survey that I looked at before,
and as I said, they were American stats like thirty
five percent of parents have spoken to their gen za's boss,
eighty three percent have packed their kids lunch, forty nine
percent have asked bosses for their kids to get time off.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I've certainly wanted to so.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I remember one time one of my kids was wearing
in a bar and we just found out that his
grandfather was passing away, and then he had to go
on and I happened to be coincidentally at the bar.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
What are the chances?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
So I went and told him and then I said,
do you want me to talk to your boss? He says, now,
I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
And it was one of those moments I was very
proud of him because he just went up to the
boss and explained it all, and you know, he.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Did it himself.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
These days, often it's the family wants to go on
a holiday, and as a parent, who go, this is
more important than your job. Can you actually go and
talk to you I'll talk to your boss. Forget it,
I'll go and talk to your boss about it. It's
very easy to do it. I used to be horrified
that my mother would tell would talk to bosses or
teachers or simon. That's right, she told time in towns
end off time and time again.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Don't let he need that dog.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
But it's the kids. This is our generation. We were raised.
Generation X is one of those generations that we just
got stuff done.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
You know, we had the harshness of the baby Booms,
the people that raised us because.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
They're all wartime. So you got their softness, well not
the soft We've got the hippie, got the hey man hippie.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
But our grandparents of that ear my grandfather, yeah, they
were a hard friend.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
He was a hard guy. That's right. My nana.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
You know she had one bosom removed and we never
even knew that she had breast cats. These days would
be a tribute, that'd be like a morning tea, and
there's nothing wrong with that. But back in our day,
no one talked about anything.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
But this is how things are changing. And this is
what I've been speaking about this morning, is that, yes,
you've got your grandparents generation who are hard. All our
grandparents buy a large tough Our parents were softer because
of that, and I still.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Though that was still hard my mum was fairly hard.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Yeah, but I think I don't know. But then you
look at the kind of parents that we are. We're
trying to be our kid's best friend, and part of
the implications of that, combined with how expensive it is
for kids to live out of home, means we've made
our homes amenable to adult children living with us.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
But that doesn't mean we can't have fun at their expense.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Case in point, I'm changing the filter on my billy
tap and my youngest son walks in with his glass
ready to fill at you.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
So what's going on?

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Just out of order for a minute, mate, is what
can I drink this water from the tap?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
The normal tap? It's not the Ganges? It will be
all right. That's who we're raising, Sydney water.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, that's who we're raising.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
So if anything, the tribal drum will beat for this.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
What are you going to call it? My puny punsy kid?
Are we raising punsy children? Yes, we are, of course,
but let's job him in my punsy Kid podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
The tribal drama is beating my posy kid.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It's hard, isn't it. You don't want to spoil your children.
But because we now want our children to be friends.
They live with us longer than they normally would have,
it's inevitable that some of them can get entitled.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Kathy has joined us.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Sollo Kathy, good morning.

Speaker 13 (43:31):
Well I have a story. My daughter was about three
and we were holidaying up in Queensland and we're flying
back on the plane and the flat attendant came around
and said, oh, would you like a tea or coffee?
And I said I'd like a cup of tea please,
And then this little boy pop up and said, and

(43:51):
I will have a baby Chino please.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
I was so impacted.

Speaker 13 (43:58):
What am I raising? And the flight attendant was just
so lovely she couldn't stop laughing. And she said, I
have done this job for fifteen years, and I have
to say, this is the first time I think I've
ever been asked for a baby Chino. And she said
where are you from? And I said Sydney and she
said where about? And I said mostn't. Oh my goodness,

(44:29):
I just thought, okay, sis has to stop.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
That is hilarious. That is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
It's like the Burrea leather ad buckling in the soap Well,
Jack is.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
A little kid. You to sit down and say where's
the menu? Okay, great, dreadful?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Connie is joy?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Hello Connie, who are you dobbing in? Which puncy child?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Good morning. I'm dobbing in my oldest daughter.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
He's fifteen.

Speaker 12 (44:56):
So last weekend we needed to.

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Move the motor, so we told the kids that it
would be turned off for.

Speaker 12 (45:01):
About five minutes.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
And my daughter said, will the toilet store work?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Big understanding of how the universe it's all different plumbing?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
That's brilliant so much not puncy, but she understands technology,
just not how other bits work.

Speaker 10 (45:22):
Thank you, Connie Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I got a.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Feeling about those lady bars you chomped through in the town.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Giving you lady pass.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I think we're to blame where the snowplower generation of parenting.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
We want the kids to have a better life than
we did when we were young, and you look at
it generation X. We had corporate punishment at school.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Remember that, and capital punishment.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Capital punishes when they kill you.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Corporate punishment is when they used to give you a strap,
and so that stopped in nineteen eighty four, my last
year of school.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
But also I think we've become softer parents, and we
want our kids to have an.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Easier feelings and come here and give me a heart.

Speaker 10 (46:03):
Yeah, that's right, And.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Because it makes us feel better and we don't kick
them out of home as early as has happened in
previous generations. So by because of that, we've raised some
puncy kids by a lurch. So the tribal drum is
beating for that today, my puncy kids.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yes, Faruka, Jason has joined us.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Jason, who's your punsy kid?

Speaker 13 (46:23):
My daughter, Samantha.

Speaker 9 (46:25):
We've just gotten back from an overseas holiday which involved
the cruise.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
We arrived at Milorca, my wife, my daughter and I.

Speaker 7 (46:34):
We get off.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
My daughter got as far as.

Speaker 7 (46:36):
The gangway and went, now, twenty nine degrees is too hot.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I'm going back to the aircon way back to the ship.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
Did not entail any of the.

Speaker 13 (46:47):
Local cuisine or the local side.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
She stayed in her room on.

Speaker 15 (46:50):
Her phone in the air clot because because twenty nine degrees.

Speaker 12 (46:54):
Was too hot, so means to say that's the last
one we're paying.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
For exactly, so good, thank you, Jason.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
I'm not going on to Bay Orgas.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
So the opposite of Christopher's case, he was desperate to
get there.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Karen has joined us And who's your punsy kid? What happened? Hi?

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Hi guys, it's my now twenty five year old son.
When he was fifteen, he asked, instead of having a
birthday party or birthday present, he liked to go to
Pete Gilmore's restaurant Key instead.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Master Chef is to blame for that. Remember that incredible
snow egg does.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
The snow egg'd?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, we've got puny food kids. When are you playing up?

Speaker 8 (47:33):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah, you get two fruits and ice cream if you
like it.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Brilliant notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I like when you've got some sort of espionagi type.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
This is going to be good.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
You know how Vladimir Putin met with Donald Trump in
Alaska for this big, high, high stake peace talks on
the war in Ukraine.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Sort of small talk goes on there because Vladimir Putin Russian.
He's English, yes, but what's his English like?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Well, he had a couple of osiders with him, as
did Donald Trump, because we wonder about his English sometimes too.
I hope you don't mind me saying so.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
But you can understand what Trump's saying that's true. What's
the small sort this?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
It was supposed to be a longer meeting than it was,
and the American side came out slightly ash and faced.
A lunch was canceled, so the Americans had gone in
Donald Trump, I do the art of the deal. They
came up. They came out without a deal. As we speak.
I think Vladimir Zelenski and a whole of European leaders
a meeting in the White House with Donald Trump because

(48:37):
maybe someone from the Ukraine should be involved in these
discussions as the future of the Ukraine. Enough so, anyway,
Vladimir Putin flew to American soil in Alaska. Although Donald
Trump said I'm heading back to America now, he said,
after leaving Alaska, Yeah, it is America. Just so you know,
he's forgotten. He's forgotten.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
But this is fascinating.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Apparently this is Vladimir Putin took along one of his
a very unusual security measure. This is according to French
investigative journalists. I just read this this morning. Members of
Putin's Federal Protection Service asks a task with this get
ready collecting all of his bodily waste, including these whenever
he travels abroad. This has been going on for decades.

(49:20):
The waste is sealed. I'm just reading it as I've.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Read don't shoot the messenger.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
The waste is sealed in special bags and transported back
to Russia in a dedicated briefcase. So one guy gets
to carry the nuclear codes, another guy gets the case. This, Well,
what do you think the reason for this is? You

(49:48):
tell me what you think it would be.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
So people don't get an idea of how he's healthy.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
That's the thing I thought it might have been to
see if he'd been poisoned for beef Wellington, any of that.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Well, that isn't that'd be too late you want to
have you'd want to test it before might be already
bolted by that.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
What's happened here?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I would say it's about health.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It's event foreign intelligence agencies from obtaining samples that could reveal,
as you say, details about Putin's health.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
They've been talking about the twitchy leg.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
This practice has been going on for decades, with precautions.
Similar precautions taking place during his visits to France to Austria,
including portable toilets brought for his exclusive use in some
of those places.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Why doesn't he just flush the toilet?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Well, because you can get the samples from their Dirk.
Half of Sydney, Half of Sydney's water is contaminated with cocaine,
and they know that because of the tests they do,
they can easily swab a toilet the room.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
So are you saying that the espionage people would have
an s band isolated for Vladimir Putin?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Secondly to that, would he need to go? Who wasn't
there for long?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Well, he's only on the ground for.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
This is just what I'm reading, because, as you say,
the rumors about his health have been fueled by appearances
where he's been twitchy, his legs have been jerking, unconfirmed
reports of falls, cardiac incidents, neurological concerns.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
That's what they are doing.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I guess what they'd have to do is take along
a little portable toilet, or his security people would put
some maybe I'm guessing some kind of insert inside the
toilet so that no residue remains.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
He didn't see that in tom cruise is impossible. Maybe
protocol Trouser ghost protocol.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
There's a whole world of stuff that we would not know.
But imagine you've worked all you up to be part
of his inner circle security detail, and you're carrying a
briefcase full.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Of wood news and bad news.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Comrade, you're on briefcase too.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Meanwhile, Grand Dani's got I'll host it.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Go but at one point seven, Hello, there as jonesy
amound of showers.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Today's six years.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I can see them.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Oh, come on, enough of that.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Okay, it's a rainbow, but it's lying to us. Is
lying with heavy rain on top of the rainbow.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
The cart affair on the line. Yeah, door stop the.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Rainbow, big rainbows chin to swindless.

Speaker 16 (52:15):
Lie you lying rainbow right now it's ten degrees, it
is ten to nine.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Well, someone at the end of this year is going
to win twenty thousand dollars just for having a winge
and getting their gully on the air.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Nice bit of buns, buns and burner.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
What have we got today?

Speaker 6 (52:39):
What gets my gullies is when you can't find a
skin colored band aids. Now, I know they exist, but
not in all shapes and sizes. So I'm hoping to
the skin clinic and I've got three band aids that
are dark brown stuck to my face, and people are
looking at me like I have two heads, so come on,

(52:59):
babai people, can you make them in all shapes and
sizes so it's not.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
So obvious they do.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
They do the assorted box of shapes and sizes.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
But about the sort of colours do they do that?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Ryan with a bee is waving his hands around. You've
got something to add to this, Bryan.

Speaker 15 (53:15):
Well, they do make colored band aids. They need to
for anyone who works in food preparation.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
That's right. They wear bright blue band Why is that blue?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Well, so that if the band aid goes into the food,
food isn't buying large blue?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Is that true? Brian?

Speaker 15 (53:27):
That is true because the last thing you want is
a flesh colored band aid in a flesh produce.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
But also yeah, that's right. That'll stick out a mile.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Quite Frankly, I don't want to flesh colored anything.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
But this is why people are grown ups end up
walking home with SpongeBob band aids and things like that.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
It is going to the cop and that's all you've got.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
What else have we got?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
What gets my girlies?

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Paper handtowel dispenses in pubs and clubs.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
The paper is so.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Gmmed in there that you try to get one piece
out and it tears in your hand, or about six
or seven of them come out at once.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
And end up on the floor, and then later when
you go back in there to use it again, there's none.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Lest the paper towel people are there.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
They're in Cahoot's I tell you, big paper in cahoots
with who the shampoo people.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
You don't need to wash your head twice?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Paper shampoo unusual collaboration.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
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We're talking today about shifting demographics in the way that
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looking for share accommodation, Younger people buy, and larger staying
at home longer, which means that our relationship with them
has shifted, and therefore we're raising a lot of punsy kids.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
M the tribal Druma was bedding for my puncy kid.
Kathy from Mossman had this.

Speaker 13 (55:25):
My daughter was about three and we were holidaying up
in Queensland and we're flying back on the plane and
the flash attendant came around and said, oh, would you
like a tea or coffee? And I said I'd like
a cup of tea please, And then this little void
pops up and said, and I will have a baby
Chino please.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
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from Mossman?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Friday eet that's Kathy said. She was hugely in back.

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Speaker 3 (56:18):
Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
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