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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We put the Enhanced Games to the pub test today.
The Enhanced Games are going to take place next year
in Vegas. This is where athletes can take a whole
lot of stuff. There's normally banned if you're competing in
the Olympics and other championships, the Full Disclosure Games. How
do you feel about it?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's interesting we're talking about it today because Jones, you
and I both have colds and have taken some Suita fed,
the old school Suita fed. Brendan has been my breaking
bad supplier.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
We're ready to drive a road train to Darwin.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You bet we are suder fed and a cannon coke.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
That's all we need.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We speak to a friend of yours. His name is
Paul Stanley.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Pull Stanley, not Paul Stanley from Kiss, who is a
close personal friend.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Of mine, Jones y Yeah, personal friend.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Now, this is another Paul Stanley who lives in Tare.
He's been flooded twice in recent years. We talked to
him about what's happening with his community.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
We're just going to come out and say it.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Annie Night, Australia's most sexually active woman.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, she's only fans. She's everything about what she's set
out to do is just horrible. It's landed her in hospital.
I have no sympathy for her, and I'm sick of
being quiet about it.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
And the week was Jemi Ris Jibby Chabber.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
That's all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We have so many requests.

Speaker 7 (01:20):
For them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss Keller.
Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend is making the tools of
the train.

Speaker 8 (01:29):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Congratulations, man, we're theready right now.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Anyone but your silk.

Speaker 9 (01:47):
Good radio.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Sorry but it's a tone tongue twist set an idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
And Amanda's shoot timing.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
We're on there.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Good money to you, Amanda. How did you go getting
into work today?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh wow? I mean this rain is just torrential. It's
going to continue across the state today. We've seen how
horrendous it is on the North coast. It was in
Parramatta last night. I'm just having to read here the
heaviest falls today will be concentrated around Sydney in the morning,
could produce a month's worth of rain in just a

(02:20):
few hours. Flooding is possible around Sydney. Yeah. May is
now the wettest on record, the wettest May we've ever had.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
My helmet's are wet on the inside. I brought the
wrong helmet in this morning, the wet helmet. There's nothing
worse a wet, wet crutch. Wet helmet, I know, and
a big.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Block of stuff fell on me when I got to
my car. But I don't think we can complain because
we actually aren't in dire straits like a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know if you ever had a wet helmet.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Fifty five thousand people are at risk. So you can't
talk about your helmet?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, okay, Well what about my wet crutch.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, you can't talk about that either. I know you
love to talk about your wet crutch.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
What about world sex? Australia's most sexually active woman man night.
She's in the hospital because she had offered too many people,
too many guys.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
At what point, as a society do we say enough,
Maybe we.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Should talk maybe to day is the day we say,
there is that point. Maybe you were and he just stopped,
come on, do something else?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, and so hospital workers are taking care of her
because matriosis fled up.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Who knew?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Who knew that that could do it?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Who knew?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Friday though means Friday friendly, That's right.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Lots of things come from the show fight I for
your flashback today.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Obviously, also jim My rise back. How'd you go yesterday?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Maybe you want sleep all day to recover a look
on your face?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Spend the day with a girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just had something on, that's all.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Really, what did your dad say when you were at home?
Remember that time he said I'm sick?

Speaker 7 (03:47):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And what did you say?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Oh so you secret work?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And I was like definitely sick at the time.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well you look good now? Yeah, thank you. I'm glad
that you came in on Friday.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
You know, we should catch up with on the show
my mate Paul Stanley not from Kiss who you know?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Paul Stanley is a close personal friend. Paul Stanley.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
I used to a radio show with him to a
muscle book, but he now li is inari.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
His house has.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Been flooded yet again in twenty two it got flooded
and now it's flooded again. Yeah, so he sent me
a text. We should get him out and just to
see what the vible space.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
And see how everyone's going, because it is just well,
literally a disaster.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I like when you say things like touch base. Now,
can you say circle.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Back, let's circle back to nickelback?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Only what about John Farnham?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Close enough?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Put this on Ryan Gernation.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
We have the magnificent seventy point. There are seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? As I throw a lemsip over to a
man side of the desk, That's what I will say.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
If you go all the way, say give us a break,
because I'm going to make us some limbsips.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm down to my last lems You and I are.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Both at the stage. Someone was swing to yesterday said
that the cold that you and I have is the
kind that never kicks into major coal. It just plays
along the surface. So you get a running nose, you
get a bit of a sore throat, ploggy saw bones,
but it doesn't kick into anything big but hangs around.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Now my saw bones have gone. I'm just got the signs,
So I get on pseude fed, the good suit.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Fed, you know, not that can you have sudafed and.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Limbs you can because the pseudo fed doesn't have paracenamol
in it.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Listen, you breaking bad all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Next minute we're in a carry. We've got two different.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Both terrible at chemistry at school.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
So it comes there. John is in razorback, John, how's
the rains? Sorry, the rains and razorback?

Speaker 10 (05:39):
Yes, it's coming down yet quite suisttial.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well, look, we're all in it together. Question number one.
Here the lodge is the house of which high ranking politician?

Speaker 10 (05:50):
One?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
An eight M stands for automated? What machine?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Which?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Sorry an eight M?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Time for you to play monster mash, John, Two well
known songs are being mashed together. What are they?

Speaker 6 (06:18):
And well? Is one Rick Astley?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (06:32):
And the other one is Jimmy Barnes the second prose.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The first one is Rick Astley Yes, and the only
song he really had, which is never going to given one.
That's one song, but no, you're wrong about the other one.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Maybe Matthew and North Kellyville knows.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'm matt good morning, don't hear it again.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
And so.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Rich Ashley, I've got is it?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Nevara?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, what's the song?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
We need the song?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Matt, come on it is.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Well, I've always dreamed what they'd sound like together.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
That's a blue light disco from hell.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
In twenty fourteen, tennis superstar ash Party almost gave up
tennis for good and began playing which sport instead?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
It was well documented Matt.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It was cricket. Yeah, it was, that's right at twenty sixteen.
So she ended up playing with the Brisbane Heat the
Women's Big Bash League.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
She had no.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Formal training in cricket. She's just one of those gifted people.
She often find that with athletes, like they play like
a a football, will play golf really well and you
know they've just hand eye coordination is the winning thing. Yeah,
question number four for you? Five were up to five.
What's the name of the character in the Wiggles who
was a pirate? Matt captains?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah? Do you go, well, what's he doing these days?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Is he not still perform with a Wiggle?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Is he follows you?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Where are they? What are they doing? Where are they going?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Find that is he's not Brendan Jones assue me up
beside cruise ships. Let me board you so I can
entertain you.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Don't think goes with a rocket launcher. He's not that
kind of pirate. He's not Soudanese.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
What's the correct song title?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Chumberwamba by tub Thumping or tub Thumping by Chumberwamba?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Which is the song?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Which is the band?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
More or less?

Speaker 11 (08:36):
Tub Thumping?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Is the song? Tumble Wombo? Yeah, very good?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Which brings you to question seven. Matt Here we go?
Which famous singer has announced an Australian tour.

Speaker 11 (08:51):
My wife was all over.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
The internet last night, Mariah carey Ah.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
When a hero comes along, you're gonna have to go
along to the show.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
You know that, matt You just form me. They're a
little expensive.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Now I'm get something. I'm doing you a favor so
you don't have to go.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
We'll get you some Captain Featherswaw tickets.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Yes, congratulations to you, Matthew, while I can give you
though Sheridan Grand Sydney Park has the famous Sydney a
Sunday Seafood buffet which is great, including a beverage package
for two. You can go along to that one hundred
and fifty dollars to spend the Flowers for Everyone shop
Sydney's Fresh as Flowers, gifts at Flowers for Everyone, dot Com,
dot You and Jonesy demanded caricatures, feed to color and

(09:29):
some sailor pantsls. What you do, Matt as you tell
your wife you just came up with this by yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
And you're just giving her all these presents. Yep.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Absolutely, that sounds like a go or.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
She might be suspicious.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
You know, what have you done?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
What have you done?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Up in a can of worms? Matt Maybe you should
say you want it on the radio.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Thank you, Matt. No matter what all of this meanspreading
because we've wrapped up the Magnificent seven quite early. Yeah,
I think we haven't had big fact for a while.
I think this is where this is going.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Your wish is my command.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
It's not really wish, and I can easily let it
go either that I could just make a limbsit and
I sit here quietly. Could go either way.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Big facts coming up.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I'm reading between the Lions Samation podcast, Matthew the big
Smarty pants. Noel managed to wrap up the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
This means that we break the glass in case of
emergency and pull out radio party, which happens to be
the Big Fact.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Hey, it's the big fact and it's not crazy on av.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Nima, Big.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
On Pread, Thank you Carli Ray.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
In nineteen ninety four the widget inside a can of
Guinness one.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Invention of the Year in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Do you know want to beat inflatable shoes? No?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
The internet really beat the internet?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Where would we be without the internet?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
See you more? Why didn't those inflatable shoes win? Quite
the year?

Speaker 6 (11:06):
That was four?

Speaker 12 (11:11):
And it's not crazy?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
What else do you want? Internet?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (11:18):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast good radio?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
On you what.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm going to flick through the German Acau bigo a
musical facts on this day. In two thousand, Powderfinger released
their song My Happiness. In twenty ten, the band announced
their split. Fans obviously were devastated. Little was known about
what had happened, why they had.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Broken up, why did they break up?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well last year frontman Bernard Fanning spoke about it. At
the time, he was living in Spain with his wife Andrea,
but while the band was on tour in Australia, his
wife had to undergo an emergency heart operation a.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Week after she had it done.

Speaker 14 (12:01):
On five days I had to leave and go and
do a show in Australia.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
And that was probably the catalyst, I guess for me
thinking Okay, I don't want to make a new record
deal and keep going with the band.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
And so the curtain came down on powder finger But
you never know, we might see a reunion if the
Queensland Premier gets his way. He was the guys to
perform at the twenty thirty two Olympics.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
There's no more quintessential Queenslander and Queensland band than Powder Fingers.
So jac and Bernard, if you're watching this morning, come
on one more time, let's get the band back together.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Yeah, because who was he going to get up there?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Who?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
This is Queensland's Julie Anthony from Queensland, she'd do it's at.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
The end of the night.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
You go someone to get the end of the night,
at the start of the night. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Well, it's all put on our thinking kettles to think
of someone who can perform. But in the meantime, let's
listen to this.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Get it on.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Gold by what for seven?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Hello? There it's Jonesy and a man of rain, possible
storms wiz and our west. I don't have those details.
I'm sure the girls at the time pool will sling
me some information.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's going.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I'm thinking putting on my weather kettle tomorrow earl.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, Morigamber Dam. It has a risk of spilling. The
level is ninety six percent thirty percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is the stuff. And of course, as we know,
it's been a horror week for residents of the North.
The northern New South Wales and mid North Coast once
again covered with huge down Paul's deadly floods. Three people
have died, fifty thousand have been left isolated. SEES has

(13:39):
carried out one hundred and seventy seven of flood rescues
across the state. One hundred and fifty three warnings are
in place. Forty of those are ATN emergency level.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Cheap.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
An old maid of mine, Paul Stanley, not Paul Stanley
from Kiss, who is a close personal friend of mine
by the.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Way, Jonesy, Yeah, personal friend, but Paul Stanley.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
We shared the radio together when we worked in Muscleful.
Paul lives in tari In twenty twenty two. He was
inundated in his house was flooded. We're catching up with
him right now.

Speaker 12 (14:07):
Hello Paul, Oh, Hello Amanda Jonesy. Nice to hear your
golden voices. Putting a smile on my dial while we
watched the carnage around here, the devastation.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, Paul, thing, Paul, So what's the state. Let's start
with you with your house.

Speaker 12 (14:27):
Mine went halfway up into the house where I am
and it's never been flooded ever before. It was always
flood proof, but this one has been unprecedented with the
height of the flood, you know, got up to six
point four or five meters, which is never done around here,
and a height was measured on Wednesday night at around

(14:49):
six pm. You know, I was lucky to get out
Tuesday morning, and I did grab a man, managed to
grab a batch of good stuff at this still a
lot of furniture, white goods, clothing, not clothing, but bedding
and blankets and things like that. And what happens is
everything swirls around inside your homes. But you know, for

(15:13):
those poor people that the houses were totally under, it's
just devastating. And people from further out that are near
the river just getting inundated with flood water as well
and being rescued.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
It's just incredible, mind blowing.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I saw, yeah, people just being rescued, winched from the roofs,
terrifying and leaving houses that they know will be destroyed.
Even going back, as you say, to your place, Paul,
the mud the mank the exhaustion of the process is
still to come.

Speaker 12 (15:45):
I just hope that there's going to be a lot
of volunteers that come, but they will need to be
self contained, obviously in their caravans or their RVs or
something like that, because there's no accommodation. I am homeless.
I'm living out of a van. I'm living at a
friend's place. But he's also got other people here staying
that don't have advance so I can sleep in my vanda,

(16:06):
you know, allocate a bit of a bedroom for others.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
But stamach.

Speaker 12 (16:13):
Yeah, Look, I'll get a job with you guys. I've
got a face for radio.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
You know that, well, you do the cross country Forward
Secret sound again, Paul, what are people doing?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
What are people doing for food? I mean, the trucks
aren't going to the shops. What's happening?

Speaker 7 (16:28):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
I don't know. I'm kind of stuck in a bit
of a bubble. So when I say that, I don't
know what's going on a lot, only what I read
on the internet. And some shops have had food, but
I don't know how that's going to evolve, honestly, because
this whole town, Wingham, Old Bar, all those surrounding areas,

(16:50):
they're all just blocked and you can't get to them
at all, and it will be dazed. And I was
reading this morning on Google Maps. When I press on
the X on the Tari Bridge, it says it's not
going to open until August, and I'm thinking, what the
hell you know? I can't imagine. Maybe they're just covering
the butt to start with. I don't really know, but

(17:11):
it was had water up to the bottom of it.
Maybe it went over it a bit which was never
ever seen ever, and it's a big, massive bridge, So
I don't know. Or my family that owned the farm
where I live. I grew up there and they own
it now, my brother and his children, they can't get
to town. They've got to come into town to go
to the farm. They're out at Old Bar and Wallaby Point.

(17:35):
So I don't know what's going to happen, and obviously
so many people that yeah, it's just devastating. I hope
I think the government are sending assistance. I would like
to hope so in the form of volunteers and the
defense force and whatever else. I would really hope that.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
My government, Lindsay, is on it. Chrisminds is on the case.
And I don't think you guys to buy yourselves at
the moment. But just as the rain comes down, I
guess got to stay dry, mate.

Speaker 12 (18:06):
Yeah, and look, there's no power for days, you know
in our areas, and now pumps the pump water, you know,
they're all gone. Food and the fridge will be off.
We're going to throw out so much stuff and we
need people to help us. And we've got to get
in early to clean the mud and the walls and
whatever we can and get all the stuff out before
it goes dry hard and starts to stink internally in

(18:28):
the house. You know, it's a nightmare.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
It's horrific.

Speaker 12 (18:34):
Yeah, sleepless nights at the moment. But your mate, thank you,
thank you appreciate it. And I hope this little bill
might tell people to grab their caravans or their RVs
and get those gun boots on and blend help. This
is what Australians do, you know, they help, They come
out of the woodwork and they help. And yeah we

(18:56):
need food as well. I'm sure there'll be a lot
of fresh food that won't be a.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Good on your mate.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Thank you, Paul, Thank you for sharing to talk to
you again.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
I love chatting with you, Jones and you know that
we'll go after yourself you too, thanks mate.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Course, course down the intire reporting live as it happens,
but don't flooded as well, but before and then to
have it again, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
And the people that get rescued say, at least I've
got my life, but then the rest of it. I
saw an SS worker whose children had to be rescued.
She was out there volunteering for others, and then she
was finally reunited with her own children. There's so many
heartbreaking stories.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
The weather forecast rain is expected to ease and clear
from the state on Saturday, but the flooding, of course
will linger.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Jonesy jam Nations.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy de Man last
half test.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Away from the weather. Everyone's been talking about the Enhanced Games.
Does it passed the pub test? I remember years ago
making a joke about it. Why don't they just let
them go all crazy and take all the drugs and
see how far they can push it.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
I didn't think it would actually happen.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
The inaugural competition is going to be held in Vegas
next year. It'll be swimming, athletics, weightlifting. Athletes can use
substances that have been banned in official competitions so that
they aim to showcase technological and scientific advancements in sport.
It's interesting, isn't it That James Magison, a very famous
Australian swimmer, has said he's been juicing to the gills

(20:17):
transforming his body for the Enhanced Games, taking testosterone peptides
among other things that the World Anti Doping Agency have
tried to eradicate. You know, you get ping for that,
and there's your pingers. But people are calling them the
Disclosure Games, saying this stuff happens anyway. It's not an
even playing field. Why don't we just say go for

(20:38):
it and show us what you've got.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
There's a raft of drugs that they can't take that.
I didn't realize a cough medicine. Well, except for example,
a suit of FED. You don't allowed to take a
suit of FED or pseudoefangrin in.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
The old days.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
They used to take it back in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well, when Harley was swimming, he was a pre Olympic
swimmer years and years ago in England and if you
trained for the Olympics. He had a swimming coach who said,
if you trained for the Olympics when they went through,
it was seen as cheating. And he said that these
Germans in his era used to pump air up their
bums so they swim with their body higher out of
them German thing. And so we're on the starter block.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
That's where you give the Zeppelin from.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
So people have always been looking for the technological edge
with the swim suits, with all all that stuff, all
that stuff, so why is it an interesting perspective? Why
is it then you can't see what these other enhancements
can do. Then you get your purists who say, no,
keep the Olympics pure. I don't I don't want if

(21:36):
athletes reduced, I'm not interested.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
What do you think I'd like to see the weightlifters
actually lift stuff, not just weights.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Fridge, Yeah, fridge girls. I'd like to see that. That'd
be great, or an output motor.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
That we get a sense as a girl. Because I
don't lift, I don't know how heavy things are. It's
a very good point.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
That's a lift a car.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Why don't you?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's why when you're at the gym people so you lift.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Brew but I do list enhanced games? Is it past
the pub test?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
We'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
All the parents had to hold up signs of reproducting
all this, and my wife's holding up beside.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
This is scroto.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
She takes it to the airport when she's picking.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Well, you inspired me, friend.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
You were going through your attic slash garage getting rid
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
It's an addic garage. What an interesting house I must
live in. That's right, just checking some stuff out. I
found an old photo of me because it was Liam's
birthday yesterday, of me being hugely pregnant.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
You're ready, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
I've got nothing on, but I'm holding. I'm holding the
vital areas. All you see is my giant gut.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I didn't realize that looks like a rom the eighties.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I look like the Octimum in that one because I've
taken a photo of a photo and the angle's weird.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Can I can I have your phone?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'm I'm going to check it out.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
There's nothing rude in it. I've covered up all the bits.
It's my Deme Moor Vanity fair cover.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Great. Pregnancy really suited you.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I liked being pregnant. It's funny when Liam was born actually,
because he was runty and early, and when he was
out he didn't seed, and I had a catheterin and
all kinds of things. I missed being pregnant where I
could control it. I missed it.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
You can see you runty there.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
There's nothing rude in it, and everything's covered just stomach.
It's all stomach. How did I inspire you that?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
So I started going through googled the optimize.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
I started going through my attic and I came across
a bunch of tapes. And that's what made me think
of Paul Stanley before Intaria.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
We're just talking to him before. He used to do
a radio show with me in two A M and musclebook.
So I found old.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Radio tapes and then I came across a garage band
that I was in in the eighties called Batment about
that was me Anda made Biz.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
And Omo still your mate?

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Oh yeah, Biz and Imo steelmates and I played the
drums and was the lead singer as well.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I'd share the see in duties with Omo.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Did you write your own stuff?

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, I had a song.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Should I set my sphincter to tide?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
What's that? In that pregnancy? Big? Sure? So you know
now I felt a bit this is this is no lies?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
So I'm going to play it. So ago? How old
were you?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Nineteen eighty eight? So what's that? Nineteen eighteen?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
So nineteen eighteen, that's when I was eight. So this
and I was influenced to write to play?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Oh definitely.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
We're into punk and a bit of Dead Kennedys and
sex pistols and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
On what we're about to hear? Are you playing the
drums and singing?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm playing the drums and singing, which is bloody heart?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
And did you write the song?

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I wrote the song?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Is it detailed?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Have a listen? Here it goes when I'm Ryan.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah, play hardboard boxes. Where's the singing start?

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Here? We go?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Take care of them?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
That's me, big film.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
That was hard to do.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Wow, the melody is extraordinary. This drum solo, drum solo,
we sing more after this.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Bit of a change.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
And insightful lyrics.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
To a nun.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
So you can't like to free story.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
This lyrics says you can lie to appreci you can
lie to a nun.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
A little white.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I never heard anyone You've just seen it. For the rhymes, Wow,
I could have been someone.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, that song has finally been played on the wires. Brendan,
Here we go, Here we go, get out to cardboard boxes.
We're going on to put tools made. It was a
real stretch for you vocally, Like Sarah.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Brightman, what would you rather hearing that or seeing a
man's pregnancy picture?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Uncomfortable podcast?

Speaker 12 (26:20):
When I want right now go to your windows, stick.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Your head on a gel.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Down at the Jonesy demand arms for the pub test
the Enhanced Games.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Well?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
The inaugural competition of the Enhanced Games is going to
be held in Vegas next year. Swimming, athletics, weightlifting. This
is where they say that they want to highlight technological
and scientific advancements in sports, including being reduced to the eyeballs.
If that's what you like, peptides, testosterone, other substances that
are normally banned by the World Anti Doping Agency will

(26:59):
be allowed.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Do you think peptides used to be okay? Though, well,
this is.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
The rules change around it and it's not all you know.
As you said before, there's shades of gray as to
what you're allowed to take and what you can't take.
A headache tablet one year might be banned the next year.
Who That's why when you watch the Olympics, you know
it can't be one hundred percent here.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
All footy players, I know, in the old days, if
you're feeling a bit flat, the coach would give you
a suit of fed and let you run onto the field.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
And now you can't do that, no, obviously, but you
can have swimsuits and all that kind of stuff that
will enhance how fast you swim through the water. Is
it a natural progression that you can see what drugs
can do to help you?

Speaker 4 (27:34):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
How do you feel the enhanced games? Is it past
the pub test?

Speaker 6 (27:38):
Definitely not, definitely not it just use steroids.

Speaker 10 (27:41):
No, it isn't real git.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
No, it definitely doesn't.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
As long as they're advertised.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
As the enhanced game so you can be fully roided.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
I think it's fine. It does fast, but they can't
be allowed to go into the regular games.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Yeah, I think you're past the pub test.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
Let's see how far you can push these bodies of
people and see how many bodies and records we can
get broken.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Okay, gladiators.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
There are a whole lot of people who will say,
what can the human body do? So it explodes afterwards?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Make you throw your calls.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You know, when I first saw all the ads for
The Floor, I love Roger Courser as you know, but
I thought I've seen so many ads for it. When
the show comes on, will live up to the ads,
and it certainly has. It's become the big breakout hit
of Australian television. It's an interesting concept. Trivia battles until
one has the total control of the floor takes home
two hundred thousand dollars, which I think is happening next week.

(28:33):
Roger coursa helloing, good morning everyone. When does someone win
two hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Monday next Monday next month? In here?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You know he likes it, That's what he's in here.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I can say.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Can I just stop with it? I'm mesmerize.

Speaker 14 (28:45):
I haven't been into the new studios. Oh my god,
you guys are posh.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Now look at the view we have.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh my god, this view across Sydney is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I know.

Speaker 14 (28:53):
I mean, you've you've lost your roots, the ws out,
the weakness.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Power, posha.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
You now looking over the looking over the top end of.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
We encompass Sydney.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
We encompass, we embrace all types.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
When I was a kid, you see that gray building
down there, Man hats when I say this story, So
that gray building down there with so on a school
excursion nineteen seventy nine, I went along to there. That's
where two sm used to be, and that's where I
wanted to be in radio.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
But even the way you said down there.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Four, we're just saying we've changed what happened to you
used to be an actor. Now you're a game shower.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
But I'll sing, I'll dance, I'll do mitzvahs. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Have you enjoyed this new experience because it's a new
skill set.

Speaker 14 (29:35):
It is, and you know it is. And but that's
kind of what I've done. I started in rock bands
all these years ago, a musical and it was like, oh,
there's a gig here, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Can do it.

Speaker 14 (29:46):
And I think Ossie actors, especially compared to maybe US
and UK, it's like can you do this?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Can you? Can you skateboard? Can your horse ride?

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (29:54):
Yep, I can do I can do everything, and you
sort of like you fake it till you make it.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I loved you being a dentist in pub.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
The hairy no glove, dentist, no glove, the.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Days, you know what. I love also, though, on the
floor some of the really niche specialty subjects that people have,
what are some of the weirder ones?

Speaker 14 (30:18):
The little fruit well, well food, that's the that's the
least weird one.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I think it was that the kitchen draw.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
I was just like, what's what that's really what you're
specializing in.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
But people go in with their own specialty, but they
have to come up against other people and have to
compete with other people's specialties.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, and so I.

Speaker 14 (30:36):
Think I think a good general knowledge is good as
opposed to being great in your own category, like a
mastermind or something or something like that, because you know
you can you can get randomly chosen to play, and
then you've got to play. You've got to pick, you know,
one of your neighbors to play in their category. So
you need to know what's been great. I love this show.

(30:57):
I have not gotten as much feed back, you know,
for any any show except for this one. It's because
people are watching the same screen, which is which seems weird.
Where we grew up in you know, the nineties and
at the end and everyone did that. It's it's weird
because the kids are taking the air pods out there
is they're stopped, you know, they're they're they're putting their

(31:18):
their their phones and their iPads down, and the family
is having this kind of commute, communal kind of experience
watching the one screen. And because they're all yelling out
the answers and primary school kids can kick their parents'
butts and yeah, and it was like wow, it's it's amazing.
The whole family is watching, like, yeah, that's what television
used to be.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
It's a pretty elaborate set.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Where do they film it? Amsterdam?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
It's in Amsterdam. I was like, yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
In my contract.

Speaker 14 (31:45):
It was I was like, that's pretty dangerous for someone
that's that's come from.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
It's like, you won't get me out of the cafe.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Or so.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
So how did they get the what do they fly
the contestants over there?

Speaker 14 (31:58):
It's a lot of expats, yeah, right, so I think
in twenties and thirties they find them over there. And
then and then obviously because we want to have a
cross section, you know, of of everyone in this country.
So you get maybe your old cocky farmer from w
A or something like that.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's a holiday to Amsterdam.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Gets on holidays, so he gets flown.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Over because it's so expensive to make a show like that.
You know, they call them the shiny floor shows. I
guess those sets are so expensive. Does everyone do the
shame show there?

Speaker 14 (32:22):
Yeah, it's like the US have got a different set
with Rob Roblo. Obviously Rob wants a different set in Ireland.
I think that's because it's a tax break over there,
but every other European country, because the Dutch are actually
really prolific of making shows, right and Mole and John
Demole they've made a big Brother and every other they
came up with Married at First Sight and well even Master. Yeah,

(32:45):
all those different things that all come from Holland. And
they've got a studio city probably half an hour away
from the Guts of Amsterdam and Amsterdam. So yeah, they
just make Telly and so we walked in and all
their floor crew, all their everything, and like we shot it.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
In a week. Wow.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, we get in there.

Speaker 14 (33:03):
We have one tech day and you know, we walking
through the set and one tech and form.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
You're into it.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yeah, I'm assuming there'll be a second series. You're insisting
on it.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Well, we haven't. We haven't been told yet, don't.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
It's been such a blockbuster hit, how can it not be.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, that's true. And you haven't spiraled in Amsterdam. You
didn't end up in a canal or anything like.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
No, well, because it was probably good. That was twenty
minutes away, so.

Speaker 14 (33:27):
Winning the producers and they took us around this is
strange area where there's these small doors and windows.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
It's funny about that. And then they escorted you back
home again.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Very quickly said if you go, Roger, well, we're looking
forward to seeing you to win the two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 14 (33:42):
Not you Wendy our last nine contestants on Monday, and.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
You're doing a trivia thing tonight at RAMS game.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Is that true?

Speaker 14 (33:50):
My kids play footy, right, so it's we had it.
We didn't have it last year, but we're having it
this year and we sold out, okay, as we sold.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
The trivia host on the trivia serving the drinks take
up and by the Roger Corsa.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Roger, it's so great to see you. I see that Bunnings.
Of course, that's what you catch up. That's Roger and
I always in the Amsterdam.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
You're in Bunnings the.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Floorins Monday Channel nine nine now seven thirty ro Corsa.

Speaker 13 (34:17):
Thank you, Thanks, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
It's your dreams, right, Brendan. Good news. This be in
a tsunami. I'm not talking about the flood warnings all
around the state, a tsunami of people wanting to hear
more of your band, Bad Element.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Really my garage band from the eighties.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yes really.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm glad the Human Light Detector is into the studio
with now No No, I made that up, but I
want to support you. I think we should give it
another crack. So let's set the scene. This is your name.
I'm not in a no no no. You want to
place she were? This is a song that did you
write it?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
I wrote this?

Speaker 2 (35:03):
You wrote it. You're performing on.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
The drums he did the arrangement.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Right, and did you write the challenging lyric? It's so
heartfelt and beautiful. This is your wrong and playing the
drums for the song, no lies, Look at that.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Do you know how hard it is to sing and drum?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Let's hear you sing.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
It's not a stretch.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
You've got jello biafra vibes and one of the other drums.
Come on, listen to the off beat here it comes. Yeah,
it's just impressed as no need.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
To pull me off.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I had heard of Bonnie Blue, the woman who wants
to have sexual it's not even sexual relations. She wants
to be poked by as many men as she can
for her OnlyFans account. There's an Australian woman called any Knight,
and I've seen this on the periphery of the news
sites I'm looking at and I chose not to follow it,
but I think it's time we talk about it. She
is known as Australia's most sexually active woman. She's on

(36:17):
OnlyFans even when she's not trying to go for this
big record she's going for. She gets two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a month on average on OnlyFans. So
the record she was going for, she wanted to have
sex with five hundred and eighty three men in six hours.
That's about ninety seven men an hour. Can I say
have sex with It's complete in cell stuff. This is
why the guys, these kind of men do it because

(36:38):
it's no sexual interaction, there's no need to perform. You're in,
you're out, no completion. Off you go when you turn
up sounding outrage because it just makes me sick. When
they turn up shed they all wear these pink masks.
They are given sixty seconds to a minute with her.
They sign release forms and off they go. She has

(37:01):
some standards that she meaning no backdoor and she's there
like a receptacle. Bang, off you go. I don't understand
it anyway, she's ended up in hospital and as she said, gee,
ended up in hospital. Wasn't on my bingo car. Really
you didn't think that there's ramifications from this. So she

(37:22):
has flared up her endometriosis. It's just disgusting. Someone commented
on a photo showing her with an IV drip, saying,
why the drip surely got enough fluids? This is the stuff,
and I think it's interesting to discuss is that is
this what we allow now? It's all consensual, all consensual.
The guys have all lined up, have all of that.

(37:43):
But is it okay? I've been reading more about the
PDDY case and all those people, and I know there's
illegalities involved there. But even before people knew of the illegalities,
all the people that enabled that kind of crazy wild behavior.
What point do you say, I don't think this is right.
Who are the men who are lining up? Who are

(38:04):
the men who are watching woen and women who are watching?
Is on? Only fans? As a society? Can we say enough?
Because this is the stuff that plays into young men
watching pornography thinking that it's transactual, it's not human. It's
everything I hate, And she's fully entitled to do it.
But I'm fully entitled to.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Say I hate.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Of course, of course it's not slut shaming. No, because
I'm happy to say stop.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Yeah, because this is how it started with her before
the event.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I'm getting railed by five hundred plus people today and
I'm going to vlog the whole thing. This is my
little before fit. This is what I look like before.
I'm a little bit nervous.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Hey, guys, come.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
All rightly so. And then after tydraining.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
I've just been railed by one hundred and six guys.
So my arm's a.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Little bit sore.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
And is she okay?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Ecstatic that when you got to show it up?

Speaker 7 (38:58):
I'm so grateful.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
I guys fly interstate.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I had guys travel six hours and who are the
guys that are going along to this?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I come find Melbourne all the way down to come
to the cost and here.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
This is the Uberytes guy delivering food. He got the gooseman.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
It's and this stuff is on the periphery, I know,
but it's not. It's lifted.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Now you make a point if you normally on extream
social media, that's what I am with P Diddy. I've
been watching that P Diddy thing and they normalized it.
No one said anything, you know, and sure she's doing
her own thing.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That's That's a free country. You can do what you want.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
But as a security guard who's padding down these guys,
as someone who's watching it, is anyone saying enough.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Stop, man, just stop. It's gone to a podcast or something,
you know.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I just I do not understand it. And call me
a slight shamer if that's what I am I think
it's foul and I think all the messaging is horrendous.
Would she say it was liberating? Maybe ask them.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
When she's fifty. Yeah, see how she feels sick.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And also it left us an adjunct to this. Endometriosis
is a terrible thing and it's finally in the spotlight
where it deserves to be in terms of the damage
the pain it causes to women. And here she's saying, Oh,
I'm on a trip because I've got endometriosis because of
this act. Give me a break.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Podcast. Oh and on someone's at the door.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Hello there, jay Z and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Oh hello, it's our Prime Minister, Anthony ALBANIZI.

Speaker 7 (40:27):
Saw your lighter on, thought i'd poppy in.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
That's right, because when you're not in Canberra, you're right
down the.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Road there like your neighbors.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Yes, we're neighbour Renos.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
And you're just back from Rome, Yes, just.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Back from Rome.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
How was that the Pope blessed something very important to me?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh? Yes, I saw that your mother's rosary beads, very beautiful.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yeah, and my south's jumper.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Of course. Did you bring us a present?

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Yes, I go to you a Pope snow globe and
a T shirt that says most PayPal I know think
that I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I love it. Thank you, thanks T shirt.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
Thanks for watering my cabinet while I was away, No worries.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
I didn't want Jim drying out.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You don't want to dry Jim Chalmers.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Just one thing before I go?

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (41:07):
Can I borrow a cuppa? Infrastructure?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Rustling up a bridge?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Amanda?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
And actually you can take the rail system right now,
please take it?

Speaker 9 (41:14):
Thanks, heps, take this note from your supreme leaders.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Actually, how do you say you've been to Italy without
saying you've been to Italy?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Okay, it doesn't sound like himself. I don't know what's
happened there.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Management rights.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Forget about the lost Beatles tapes.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
A classic has been unearthed in Brendan Jones's Bad Element.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Right, come on, come on, Bad Element.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Today's five for your flashback songs about lying? Well, our ps,
you can't use Bad Element. There's no need to sweat.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Songs about lying. Okay, I've got one. I've got a classic.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Okay, Well, we'll have our.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Songs for you after eight o'clock.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Who Wants Free?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
No Lies?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Ten questions sixty seconds.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
On the clock.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
You can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Will come back to that question of time permits you
get all the questions right.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
One thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering the
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Penny is in Arabean.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Penny. Hello, we're very keen to give this money away. Penny.
Would you like to receive the money?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (42:45):
What's going to happen for you?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
How stippy is? We've got terror questions?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I'm just calling an arabeine.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Sorry, Penny.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
I've taken a suit of head and a limbs. He's
off his face and Amanda has as well.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I know we're both off our face.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
And then Roger Corsa he wanted a lemsip and a suit.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Of everyone's got a cold at the moment. Is breaking
bad supplier anyway, Penny, let's get back to this ten
question sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass, because
you usually have time to come back. Penny, here we go, here,
we like to call you. He comes. Question number one,
A piglet is a baby?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Question two? What's the opposite of empty? Cool. Question three?
How many days are there in May thirty one? Question four? Triangles, squares,
and circles are types of what shape? Question five? True
or false? Are five rings on the Olympics logo?

Speaker 6 (43:39):
True?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Question six snag is the slang word for what. Question seven?
Which artist sings bad Romance?

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (43:47):
Bad?

Speaker 10 (43:48):
Way past?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Question eight? Brussels is the capital of which country? So
what did you say? Brussels?

Speaker 11 (43:57):
All pass?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Question nine? Who played missus? Doubt fire Robin William Question ten?
Rosella's and lorikeets are types of what? Back to question seven?
Which artist sings bad Romance? All past? Can't pass again?
On the prone?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
What about Brussels? Did you know where Brussels was in Europe?

Speaker 11 (44:23):
Somewhere?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Well, it's a capital of Belgium.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I'm of John claud Did you get the one?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Bad Romance is sung by Lady Gaga? Oh Penny Penny
Penny plops so annoying. I'm annoyed at me, and.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
So is Narrabeen.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
We've got the Wakers Parkway that's probably flooded right now.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Flood not too sure about that.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
It floods at a unicorn.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
The orderly weir is more piddly than the Wakers Parkway.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I'll just say and tell you right now.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
We speaking of Pidley coming up next to your song
about lies. It's been on Earth from a cassette in
your garage.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yes, yeah, Remember.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
It's a bit of a surprise because I thought that
I might have a time to shine on this radio show,
because quite frankly, it's about time.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Your song now is is the opposite of an earworm.
But management's got hold of it. And that's the theme
for today's Fight for Your.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Flash Songs about Lying coming up next on Gold.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Podcast Fight for Your Flashback, two songs enter one song
leads management wrote this morning forget about.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
The Lost Beatles tapes.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
A classic has been unearthed in Brendan Jonesy Jones's band.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Can we hear a snippet again?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Bad Element?

Speaker 5 (45:39):
I see what's happening so late. I think you're in
cahoots with management.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
With record companies just.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
To slag me off. Today's five few flashback songs about
lying Piers. You can't use bad on them because it's
and I'm not saying that on the radio.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I can't use that song for my flash.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
At the time, we thought that was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
It is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
That was the best that we could do.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
It is pretty good. My fingers running a little bit.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I'm not going with no lies from bad element No
and you know the man can't hold me back the
no lies army, well, the bad element arty?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Is there still an army of bad elements?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
You know?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
We met John Swan one time.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
We're training, practicing, rehearsing trainings in those rehearsal studios.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Can you rehearse in a studio? I thought it was
someone's loungerman. Mum was bringing in the myline.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
And John Swan came in and we're all out in
the front having a smoke and swiney cas hey boys,
and we're all standing.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Are us?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
What's an Emmy fit card?

Speaker 5 (46:40):
And I said, oh, it's a bad element like someone
You're still it doesn't work?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Brilliant? Did you get it? No?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
No supportive bared my soul with this.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I know you have. What song have you gone with?
It can't be your song? What was it?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Curiously came out in nineteen eighty six. I don't think
it's as good as my No Life. I think Noise works,
No Lies is it's all right? Production values Tonal Voice
rated good drummer.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
That's the song like, let's just let's just put them
next to each other.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
You sound like a jar of bees.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I've gone with it, Well, that was the sound we
were going for.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I've gone with a big as you said, a big
two fister, a big anthem, A song that first of
all you think someone is dissing you, but in the
end it's a declaration of love, because even the word
love isn't going to be enough. I go with Michael
Bolton said I loved you lie. Come on, he was

(48:05):
really mug. He's no jarre be.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
You've got to hang in the middle of the road.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Then sure, you know rock.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
If you hang in the middle road, you'd get to run over.
Those are our songs. What would you like to hear?
You can give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two,
or you can go to our Instagram story at Jones
and Amanda m We're.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
In a five for your flashback of songs about lies.
I've gone with no noise works, no lies.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I've gone with Michael Bolton said I loved you, but
I lie. So you think he's saying a confession of dishonesty,
But no, he's saying love is the work that can
encompass how I'm feeling. Right, It's almost like your song
No lies in the density and complexity of the lyrics.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
You know, well I recorded in that garage all those
years ago.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Should have stay what you're thinking? Scott, Hello, Scott Fusty Flashback.

Speaker 10 (49:11):
Scott said, I loved you, but I did.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Oh one real thank you, though there's going to be
a twist in the thank you. Scott. Terry is in
Norella Fusty Flashback.

Speaker 10 (49:24):
Terry, Yeah, good morning guys. Look, it's got to be
changing your noise works. And me and Amanda talk about
waving the white flag with Michael Bolton. You mean, if
it's a choice between Michael Bolton and Radio siland, I'd
vote for Radio.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
So what about Bad Element?

Speaker 10 (49:38):
Uh, I'd write for Bad Element well before Michael bolt
Terry gotta be gott to be noiseworks.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Okay, thank you. I think Terry needs hell.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I'm going to take that as an endorsement.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Carissa is in box Hill Fight for Flashback.

Speaker 11 (49:53):
I think that we love you showing me my keeps
listen every morning, have your Definitely for Amanda, you got
to have a bit of Michael Bolton in the morning.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Oh a bit of mine?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Man?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
How are the kids feeling about Bad Element?

Speaker 11 (50:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
No, what a kids know what?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Hipop junk more if you calls thirteen fifty five twenty
two or give us your vote at Jones and Amanda.

Speaker 13 (50:17):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Fight for Your flashbas two songs Enter one song leaves
forget about the Lost Beatles tapes. The classic has been
unearthed in Brendan Jonesy Jones' band Ad Element Today's five
few flashback songs about lying pers You can't use Bad
Element because it's and they've sworn.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Look they've written.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Well, let's hear a snippet of it.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
You know, I've seen and playing the drums, which is
hard to do.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I can tell it's good.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I have a question, Jane, Oh, yes, right, Well, who
are you lying to? It's not really.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Explaining its lyrically. Where's the narrative?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Well, you can lie to appreci your lie to a nun.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
What's the next line?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
A little white lie can't hurt anyone. Shut up right,
you're in it for the rhyme anyway.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I can't play no Lies, but I can play noise
works no Lies, and I will be because it rocks.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's going up today against Michael Bolton said, I.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Love you, but I lie anyway. Lee's in Marsden.

Speaker 10 (51:34):
Park, Hello, Leave, Hi, Good morning guys.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Happy Friday, Friday or those songs, Well, those songs could
apply to my ex husband and I'm over than Marsh.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
We're going for Jonesy and Noise Works.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
No bad element in there.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
There should be maybe another tally, maybe for another time.
Your hands up if you like bad element.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Oh what a shame. Everyone's hands are pointing at the ground.
Time to drive with your hand pointing at the ground. Susan,
Fight for your flashback.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Hi morning everyone.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I'm going to have to go with you, Amanda, Michael
Bolton all the way, all the way. Thank you, Susan,
Jody is and Glamore Park.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Hello, Jody, fight for your flashback.

Speaker 10 (52:14):
Good morning, Dians.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
How are you very well? Lordy, Lordie, lord Amanda? What
were you thinking?

Speaker 10 (52:20):
I'm sorry, but I've got to go Jonesy.

Speaker 11 (52:22):
All the way?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Is that a bad element or a noise works both? Oh?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Really, I think you're leading the witness happy for noise
Westers supporters.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Lee's in West Ride, Fight for your flashback. Lee, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
My two favorite people?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (52:40):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 10 (52:42):
What's an Amanda?

Speaker 12 (52:43):
I nearly always vote for you over morning, Sorry not today,
Jones vot thank you? Lee?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
What is it with the Bolton? Why aren't people loving
the Bolton?

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Chris is in Blacktown?

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Okay, Chris, it's up to you to announce the winner.
Fight for your flashback? What song were playing today?

Speaker 12 (52:59):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Amanda?

Speaker 10 (53:02):
You must have this all this water must have gone
to your head.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
Michael Bolton?

Speaker 10 (53:08):
What were you thinking all the way?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
All the way.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
You're going up?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Michael Forever Street flights forever?

Speaker 4 (53:15):
He's a Harley Man.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Well, I'm disappointed and I'm mouthing rude words.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
It's like management.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Okay, Brendon over to you.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
The next best thing to bad Element is these guys.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Noise words, no.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Lies, Amanda podcast, Hello, there is Jonesy Demanda winner of
Yeah a good thing?

Speaker 2 (53:39):
My song didn't win, But I'm so glad that that
song one or not this.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Element or other songs you know? Are there was an EP?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Are they better than that?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
It's twenty tonight.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Here's your definition of optimism? Making an EP? You sound
like that.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I could have been a rock star. Instead of doing this,
lose a job.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
What have we got?

Speaker 8 (54:13):
What gets my goalies is when people leave their dirty
nappies in public places.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yes, yeah, I've seen people changing babies nappies like on
tables and food courts.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
And yeah, you can't do that. That's why they build
those crazy parents rooms now crazy parents. What else?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
When you send someone and sign off an email but
they reply giving you a different name.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Oh, that is the worst.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
I know that you have one hundred thousand unread emails,
but it happens all the time. You're right there, Hey, Kathy,
thank you for the dad blah blah blah blah blah.
And at the end they write back it's Margaret or
Margaret and they don't actually say they don't correct you.
They say, thank you for your time, Margaret Prime Minister
of the world.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
What else? That's it.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
That's it, with the bad him with the good.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
If you did, you can all download the iHeartRadio app
and regorge your ghoulie the week that was, You.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Can regorge it for your song. My gorge is all
over the shop.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Jem dam naid.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
You know, Jimmy Ray has been working harder than the
catchment and he's come up with this, Jen White Rise
Jimmy Jab.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I thought I might have moved on from doing this,
and I get my work criticized by you guys.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Larry what did you call him?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Is Larry Emda? Listen how you said it?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
This is to TV.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Larry Edma was in He's the gold BLOGI the most
popular man on Australian television and you called him Larry
edmar Russian takes a lot of time to say.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
I don't know why I get grief like Jonesy's been
doing this for a thousand years, but still your listeners
have no idea who he is.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
What is Jonesy's last name? So what's Jonesy's last name?
Do you know his name is Brendan. I'm not sure
it's Brendan Jones. That's why Jones is kind of a
nickname for Jones.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
Ah.

Speaker 12 (56:10):
I showed my age.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
That's alright. How old are you?

Speaker 10 (56:13):
I'm twenty two.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Thank you so much, very for thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Knowledge you certainly make up in manners absolutely, Then your
mother should be proud.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
The mushroom meal trial continues with all eyes on the
Victorian town of Morewell.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
It's a boon for Morewell, the hotel owner, he's happy.

Speaker 14 (56:31):
There's people from me to state that as the lady
is a crime writer writing a book Witnesses Mdia.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
You know what someone should do a podcast on this?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Yes, some Wow, you're brilliant. I think no one's thought
of that before.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Let's get some petty cash.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Amanda loves museums. I don't know if I want to
see the gift shop at the bums of animals from
around the world, museum, cats, rabbits.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
A tiger and the footage she was quite so people
are just lining up and rubbing the whole and sniffing.
I'd be fascinated. Well you tried this out with management
and negotiation time. Your nose is right up there. What
kind of information are you gaining from that?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
That's a museum right up there.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
With our hopeful Gojo not even making it to the
finals of Eurovision this year, we can only turn our
hopes to next year.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
It was this, this is Austria and who's this lad?
It's a man because Johannah's fish and this is a
song Wasted Love Comes. It's not as good as milkshake.
Australia was robbed. Maybe they meant to say Australia, but
they put Austria. It's an easy mistake to make.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
What happened to anyone?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I've got our entry for next year?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Who's that fruit?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
And then the hypnotic?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Let's kill the beat?

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Well, let's see how we go next year? Shall we?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Facebook?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
A time waste's paradise if you're on Marketplace and.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
A record of school reunions everywhere, and this Facebook is
reconnecting people from their past. That's what I'm not on Facebook.
But people have been sitting you on school loves and
things like that.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Well it's ruined the school reunion, hasn't it?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Because everyone goes, oh yeah, there he's got spoke to
him last week.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
He's got fat and ball.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
I've seen the pictures. Rather be surprising that everyone's fat
and balls.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
And he's known as the human lie Detector. Steve van
Apporin was in after Amanda asked Jonesy a series of
questions in which he largely failed. Jonesy thought he'd ask
Amanda a question.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Did I ask Amanda a question?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Oh don't I don't want you to.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Did you enjoy me in a pair of speedos when
I came onto the set of the living room.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
No, I believe one hundred percent that's true. And the
reason why is Professor Paul Ekmand did a lot of
research into micro expressions.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Micro expression takes place.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Within one twenty five to one one hundreds of a second, and.

Speaker 14 (59:13):
You just showed the facial expression of shock and horror.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
So your body language reflected your exact answer.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Well, it wasn't the only micro thing on the show
that day. This has been Jen y Rise, Zibbi Jabba.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
I recall him other Facebook friend, when's three hundred dollars
suspend at Jackleberry Barren Restaurant now today for five few flashback.
We have songs about lies. Thank you to your unearthed tape.
Brendan of Bad Element and the song no Lies Banger
singing playing the drums.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
We had lying songs that I had, no lies by
noise Works I had.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Michael Bottle said, I loved you that I.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Lie, But I took home the jocks.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
You did you one with Noiseworks. But Chris from box
Hill she called with the kids in the car. You
made a stupid mistake of asking her this.

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
Hi think we love you showing me and my kids
listing every morning. Definitely for Amanda. You got to have
a bit of Michael Bolton in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Oh, a bit of mine? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
How are the kids feeling about a bad element?

Speaker 11 (01:00:18):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
What do kids know?

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
They know nothing these days. Listen to the junk that
they listened to. They don't know a classic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
When are you putting the classic on?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Au two?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
That's enough snow repeat.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
Workday continues with Higo coming up after nine o'clock this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
We'll be back from six tonight the jam nation. Looking
forward to that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Hopefu the rain will have stopped, but then we'll see
you then.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Good day to you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Good bite, good bite.

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
You're on.

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
You catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
Asks Change Change

Speaker 13 (01:01:11):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.