FULL SHOW: Sticking It To A Criminal!

After a man scared off a thief by barking at them, we asked how you thwarted a criminal, and you certainly delivered!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today? What means I show?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We put Ironing to the pub just it seems there's
a generational divide as to who's still irons and who doesn't?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Interesting double a chattery.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
By the way, your podcast that you do with your
bestest friend in the world next to me, Anita McGregor.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
She is a fre forensic psychology.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Not just that she's my friend. She's in a book
club with me. We discuss the nature of book clubs
because there's some there seem to be a couple of
tenants under which book clubs fall apart.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Men don't have book clubs.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
They socialize in other ways.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I know it's a smokoe.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
When I used to work for a living, we'd pass
around an old ossie post or a penthouse.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Not quite the same. Brendan, what about Richard Marks? Marks
joins us love Richard Marx? What about this guy that
thwarted some thieves not by using a garn or a knife.
He just barked at him like a dog and they
ran away.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Smart versus Dart.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Tell you what my running away.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
He was on point today and I do mean point.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And I love Copenhagen. I like the Danish I like
ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You've never been there, but you did throw a picture
of a statue in the paper that made you go og.
Get out the bosomta. We're heading to Copenhagen.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Enjoy the podcast, right, miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We have so many requests.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
For them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss
character Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Friend in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
The legendary poet Jonesy Amanda, the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Congratulations, were any right now?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Now, good radios.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sorry, a bit of a twist sets shoot timing.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
We're on there putting Morgan to you. Amanda, Now you
I'm great. I am great.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
I know that you're obsessed with the McDonald's characters. I've
got some information for you.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
What's happened?

Speaker 8 (02:28):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hamburgler? Has he done it again? He's such a bad boy.
Can't stop.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You're into this stuff, aren't you?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
What do you mean? The corporate mascots from McDonald's what's your.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Problem with the Well, I remember when you were trying
to lure me to come and work with you, not
for you.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, come and work at the fun Fact twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I thought, because I had a new baby, I thought, oh,
breakfast radio. I've already done breakfast radio for five years.
I thought, oh, I don't know. And I flicked over
to listen to the radio that you were doing. And
the phone topic the tribal drum is, if you will
of the day was who's your favorite McDonald's character. Yeah,
I don't think I can do this? What do you

(03:13):
think I can? I don't have one.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm a bit partial to big man. You know why
I don't.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm a grown up. Do you buy a happy meal? Still?

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I listened to what I read yesterday. This apparently is
old news, and I have to say McDonald's are ambiguous
about the veracity of this story. I'm using big words
and getting them all out of the world.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
One of their characters for us.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
The Daily Mail has reported.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Well, obviously that's going to be true.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That, according to The Daily Mail says, McDonald secretly believes
or knows the identity of grimmers. What do you think
what do you think.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
There's been long proven grimmas in the lab. Long proven
Grimace is the thick shake. It's a blob of thick shake.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
And that's why he's called grimmace is because when you
drink the thick shake, you get because the thick shake
doesn't carry I have any dairy product in.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's just a powdered milk formula.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Why do you grimmers in your drinking had one?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You get an ice cream headache? You've never had a
McDonald's thick shake.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
No, I haven't. I'm not a McDonald's purv like you are.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
The vanilla thick shake is the best thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
But have you is it? You're just just your opinion
about the Grimmace theme. Well documented, well documented. Well apparently
Grimace can now be revealed. Is a taste bud?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Now I've heard that. I dispute it.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You personally dispute what would.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
They say a taste bud?

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Who has ever said it's a milkshake? McDonald's hasn't said
it's a milkshake McDonald's. According to The Daily Mail, McDonald's
claims it's a taste bud.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Firstly, it's from the Daily Mail so that's wrong. Secondly,
it's been proven that it's the driven.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Where's your proof, Donald Trump? Where's your proof?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
By people?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Next year we saying that Mayor mccheese isn't an elected official.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
What a row? One of those nights at home last night,
I was trying to watch you know, when I was
watching the Logis, I saw that The Twelve, which is
a great show. I've seen season one, The twelve. It's
got at Sam Neel in it, and I thought i'd
watch it on stan and my has your system ever
done this? It's on standaor binge? I'm not sure, but
it describes the action a woman throws a stick on

(05:22):
the fire. The audio skew yourself. You know, it's not subtitles.
A woman speaks what I'm seeing.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Someone's been backing around when you could?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yes, And Lim came over last night and I said,
can you fix this? He picked up the remote, didn't
touch a single button, and it didn't and it fixed.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Have you got foxtail?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well it's sorted itself out. It's working. But I didn't
watch it for three days until Lim came over because
it was driving me crazy. He just picked up the remote,
didn't even touch the remote and he fixed it.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
That's the way, that's the way.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
How old did I feel?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Maybe we should put you on a home.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Maybe it's time, I know, And you're going to meet
all your little friends. Look about all Ecdonald's character's brind
That's what the UN's discussing today. Who's your favorite? I
heard grimaces.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
It tastes it's.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Better than being a home and not the Bee House
with Hamburglar Russell russ Us us.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
You'd like to spread your buns.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
By Rye is back. I can hear him tittering in
the background.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Ryan works two days a week, and now we've got
Ryan with a Bee Monday through Wednesday, and now Ryan
the og.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Bundy's on on a Thursdsday to Friday.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I will say this, mate, Ryan with a B.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well you know he brings ed with a B than you.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, he's not as insubordinate.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I did. Did you find that? And he baked for us?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No he didn't, and he was a bit subordinate.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
We missed you, mate, we missed your little smiling face.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Well, let's get on with magnificence.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, let's get into it.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Question number one.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
We've got a big show today. Richard Marks will be joining.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So we've got lots of things to get through, and
I've got to throw a dance at Jonesy. What's the
name of the fairy in peter Pan.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, we'll put on some winners gam Nation Gold on
a one point seven. Hello, there's Jonsey Demanda thanks to
Bojoe Homes with Whitney Houston right on shower or to
seventeen degrees in the city eighteen in our west. She
made it into the Rod Stuart montage. What did you
think of that? We haven't talked about it. At one
of his concerts, he had an AI montage of all

(07:24):
the people in rock and roll Heaven. Ozzie Osborne had
just arrived with a selfie stick and there he.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Was with it.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Gave me the ick. It's obviously it's a cheesy AI
surrounded by clouds and all the big famous people are
hanging out together. They're still going to be a private group.
They're still not going to get access to them. They
still on't let you take a picture of them in Heaven.
But there they are with a selfi stick, loving each other.
And there's Princess Diana with Madam with Mother Teresa and
Martin Luther King. I didn't see that's another one.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's another one.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
But see in heaven they still all stick to themselves,
don't they. They still all hang with their famous mate elites.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
But that's Rod Stewart. He was just putting that up
as I mean, it's ick. Yeah, and there's a space
for Rod. Let's he's eighty.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Let's get it.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Good morning Rod and all those who love him.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Let's get into the mag seven questions. Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
If you do that, Amanda will soon.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Better get to move on because we've got Richard Mark's
coming up. Andy's in Sheperdon the whole show.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Andy, how are you good morning? How did it be good?
How things in Sheperdon?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (08:26):
Actually in Sydney unloading thirty thousand leaders of milk, that's
where in Sheperdon.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
So you've driven from Shepdon in a presumably in a
milk truck and you're dropping.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Off the milk. Yeah, b double tanker.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh nice, it spills Andy, And I'm sure I'm the
first person that's ever mentioned that to you. No, no
funny about that. Let's get on with this and let's
see if you can win today. Question one, what's the
name of the fairy in Peter Pan.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I believe it's Thinker Bell Tabell. What was the.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Original purpose of the tiny pocket in jeans? So Levi
Strauss had their jeans and in the front there was
a little tiny pocket.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was to store something pocket knife.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
No, and Ryan liked Eddy It is the wrong answer,
but you know he's from Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
We want to get some Melbourne people on board. You know,
you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Not really.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Warren's in Castle Hill, Hi, Warren.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Hello. So the tiny pocket in the jeans, in the
front of the jeans, what was it originally for? What
was it to store? No?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
So think of what Andy said.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
He said pocket, That's what we've asked you. What were
the pockets for?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
But replace knife? He said, pocket knife? Replace it with
something else, pollypocket, that's very handy.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Otherwise, wanted someone to store my polypocket?

Speaker 10 (09:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Oh, I think it's a little toy. The little doll
that lived inside is something.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Something well they got these days la boo boos.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh, No, it's not. It's smaller than you'd have to
have very big pocket to put a laboo boo in.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
You have to have big pockets. They're expensive.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
That's question number two.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I make a parton you don't ever laugh. So this
now you know how I feel when you do it
to me. So you see what happens.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Happened better the old.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
STEREO's freak laugh.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I can do it. You've seen it before when youre.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Crew back tomorrow podcast gold Well on one point seven. Hello,
there's Jones.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
You Amanda, shower to seventeen in the city, eighteen in
the west.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
That just happened.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, I don't think they rewrite any of the songs.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
For you for your weather broadcast, don't they nicely? No
other show can do that. We do that.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
We're into the Magnificent seven where a.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Question number two. It's going to Paul in Newcastle. Hello, Paul,
Morning money, Amanda.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
What was the.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Original purpose of the tiny pocket in the front of
the jeans?

Speaker 9 (10:54):
I believe the pocket was a watch.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Let's play monster mash Paul, monsters.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
We've mashed two songs together. What are they?

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Birthday? We all.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Carthday in the club?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
How would you need to give the silver.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Pond name is also COMPI what do you think, Paul?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm sorry with those two to move on Mitchell's in Woolengong, Mitchell,
do you want to hear it again? That's right? Do
you know who they are?

Speaker 6 (11:37):
It's in the club or fifty cent?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Last serious spam of the steel cities there and woman
gone clearly won over newcasts.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
In Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one what, Mitchell,
is that a naked mole rat, b a guinea pig?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Or see a goldfish?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
I'll go with goldfish.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Goldfish. Grace is in a Voca beach. Hello, Grace, guys,
very well you sound vibe today. Thanks Grace listening to
you guys.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
You guys make my morning.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh that's nice to hear. We're up to question for
in Switzerland it's illegal to own just one What is it?
A and a cold mol rat? Or be a guinea pig?

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Okay, I'm going to guess.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
They say that they're social animals and you should not
just have one rodent?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
What is the term called when you can use both
your left and right hand? Grace?

Speaker 11 (12:39):
Okaydets you know question six?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Which celebrity is known for the phrase that's hot?

Speaker 9 (12:47):
Oh god, oh.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
That's hot.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, celebrity, Ryan, what buzzed you out?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
We make her mourning.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
We've got to be kind of David's in Albion Park
now it's Kyling, I mean Kyle's encouragement by Kyle.

Speaker 9 (13:07):
Good morning her.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Are you very well? Which celebrity is known for the
phrase that's hot.

Speaker 11 (13:13):
Para, that's hard, that's thank you Ryan, that's high.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Ryan, just stop.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Question seven. This is where we find ourselves. Kyle, who's
taking from the Broncos tonight in the NRL.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Sorry, Thankyle, into David of Albion part hy David, how
are you good?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Taking on the Broncos tonight.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Taking on the Broncos as the storm.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's a store. Look at David. This young man's come
from nowhere and he's won all the prize. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
The jam pegg Is yours A double pass to Ian
Moss and Mark Seymour see them at a Night at
the Barracks an unmissible event. A double in season passed
to see Rebel Wilson and Brideheart and Action Packed Come
you in cinemas nationwide now and Jonesy demanded character she
was Peter calorin and some state of the pencils. David,
anything you'd like to add?

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Oh, thank you very much, guys, that's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
You're welcome. David Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 12 (14:25):
Thanks, We're wrong, Josie, he's knocking a man as knocking Josey.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Stupid man thumbing through the Gelmanack our Big Book of
Musical Facts.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
On this day.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
At nineteen ninety one, Mark Kohane released his smashing Walking
in Memphis. Mike refers to the popular trackers and autobiography
after writing the song about traveling to Memphis to check
out Elvis Presley's mansion in Graceland.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
It's pretty much well, duh, really, many people have had
a crack. Share had a crack and actually made a
hit out of Bill Pose.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I was walking with my feet to feet off there.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
Walking and Bill Force my yeim please.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Share would have known Elvis? Do you think Sharon Elvis ever?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
She wouldn't have They wouldn't have crossed paths. They definitely
famous a different.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Sonny and Share. No, they were in the center that
she was in the sixties with Sonny Bono.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I know, but you know all those big stars that
went on the Sonny and Share show, Elvis was never
one of them. Just because they met doesn't mean they
had it off.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Ever. I had it off in those days.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I met Humphrey be bear ready.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Miley Cyrus had a crack.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
She even says, look at these notes I producers share
declined a date with Elvis because she was nervous. Oh
there you go.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I'd be nervous to get on that bill. My Miley
Cyrus had a crack. She even got Mark Kohane up
on stage.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I don't know if she turned it into it, but
it certainly sounds like it. Why don't we get the og?
I love it?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
A chattery drops today. This is the podcast I do
with Anita McGregor my Friday by Day. You're a big reader, Brendan.
Would you ever join a book club? And you're very emphatic.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Because they read books that I'm not interested in reading.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
This is an interesting point. I read an article recently
in The Guardian about book clubs and why they can
be quite explosive. Some people like being open to being
told what to read, other people hate the idea of that,
and who decides this is a point of contention. There
are three main ways that book clubs can fall apart.

(16:57):
One is people getting pissed off that there's no people
don't attend regularly, which I find weird because I'm in
a book club with Anita and a number of our friends,
and it's a friendship group that is also a book club,
so we all know each other. I can't imagine joining
a book club where I don't know people. But a
lot of people do this. They join book clubs where
they don't know anyone, and there are strict rules around it.

(17:19):
You have to attend, you have to have read the book.
Some book clubs in no, Well, ours doesn't. Ours doesn't. Yeah,
because we all we catch up with see different because
it's a part of it. It's a social thing.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's like being in a motorcycle club without a motorcycle well, but.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The book club is a different thing. It's a big
social thing for women, particularly during COVID. This is where
it kind of it was an antidote, they say to
the online world. It's a human connection. And Tony Morrison,
the famous American author, credits Oprah's book Club in beginning
the beginning of a reading revolution. So women now make

(17:55):
up eighty percent of fiction sales, and a lot of
women are in book clubs. Some men are too, but
by and large it's women for the human connection. Mine's
called the Booze and bitchin book club. We just made
that up as a b the BBC BBBE and we
all get together. We have dinner. Someone brings the nibly,
someone's bring dessert, someone brings whatever. We all take.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, but not.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Everyone drinks, but the beach constant before Well, this is
where these book clubs fall apart. It's an interesting psychological
study because that's the thing. The three main types of
book clubs according to this article, irregular attendance, dominant personalities,
people not reading the book. So each book club will
have a different set of rules. But the dominant personalities

(18:38):
is an interesting thing because, for example, at work, we
know there's an office will have a hierarchy. There's a boss,
they set the agenda, like you when you yell at
us exactly.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
So hierarchy. I'm glad understand there.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Is a hierarchy that's accepted. But when you're together in
an informal thing like a book club, who sets the hierarchy?
And this is where resentment comes. Who chooses the book,
who sets the rules?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Who?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
There are different rules around how you discuss the book.
People who joined us in the chat. We ask people
on our Double A Chattery community to let us know
about their book clubs. Some say you can have fifteen
minutes at the beginning of just chat about your life.
Then we're talking about the book another book club. This
is apparently not uncommon. You read anything. You all read
different books, and you're not allowed to discuss too much

(19:27):
of the plot. You just tell people what you thought
of that book to see if others are interested in it.
So there's a whole lot of different themes through this.
But you get women, you get alcohol, you get opinions.
You're going to get some feisty behavior.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
It's like outa a motorcycle club.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah. Absolutely, So all of the stuff about book clubs
or the behavior of book clubs, lots of that. That's
all in our Double A Chattery A podcast that drops today.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I want who has the dominant personality in your book?
It's not me?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Actually, I don't know who does.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Who's the alpha dog?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's not you, I know that much. We're in here.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I'm not the alpha dog here. Come on at it?
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Look at it?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Look at it?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I need more alcohol.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I'm I'm just glad that you're finally on page You're
finally on board with how the hierarchy works around here.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
You know our bosses are laughing at you right now.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Bosses. Check it out.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Double a Chattery it drops today. You will find it
where you get all your good podcasts.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Raw, Double a Chattery, dot com.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Jngxy jam Nations. Let's get on down of arms mining.
Does it pass to the pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I saw a post yesterday someone said I'm so glad
as a generation that we all agreed to stop owning
our clothes, and the response underneath was lots of people saying, yes,
I come omber the last time I ironed, I don't
own an iron anymore, others saying I still iron. It
seems to be generational. One in three under thirty five's
admit they don't own an iron. Ninety percent of those
aged forty five and over so they do have an

(20:58):
iron and use it regularly.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
You can't wear a nice shirt like I'm wearing today
n ironed. It will look crumpled.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
But I have a very a skill where I'll put
some in the dryer, and the second that it does,
if it stays in the dry too long, gets scrunched.
If it's not in long enough, it's wet but there's
a sweet spot if you take it up then put
on a clothes coat. Hang up doesn't need ironing, right.
So lots of materials these days are made to becrease resistant.

(21:27):
So and people use the dryer rather than hanging things
out on the clothesline. There are ways around it. People
use steamers.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
My wife takes it to the Mongolian ironing lady.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why don't you just say, she's the woman who does
the irony.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
She's a the Mongolian Island lady and she goes and
does that. My wife as well, at home has got
a robin Hood ironing station.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Tell you what that is again? Have you robbed from
the rich and given it to yourselves?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Out of the wall?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
The ironing board just from the fifties or something.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It's came with the house. I didn't put it in there,
but it's a great feature. Comes out from the wall.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
It's got like a little place to put your water
and your preen, and it's got a free think at
a power point. It's got a light and it's time.
I say, you're not ironing for too long. I said
to it, come on, just set it for twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
That's all you need that's all you need.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
That's all you need.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
When we first we bought our house how many years ago,
twenty five years ago, it was a really old place
and we sort of did a renovation on it, and
my mother thought I'd done myself for disservice. My laundry
wasn't big enough because it's a designated laundry. These days,
you can have laundries in your laundry behind a cupboard.
But in her day, where I grew up, the laundry

(22:37):
was a major room in the house. And it's big
because women buy and large spend a lot of time
in them.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
But you've got a shoot.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I've got a laundry shoot, and I've got a laundry.
But Mum didn't think it was big enough to comfortably
be able to wander around set up my ironing board.
Whose life is that?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
It's not no room for a robin hood ironing station
in your laundry. Laundry shaming.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
But our laundry is huge, and how much time do
you spend in there?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
I won't.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Let's put this to the pub test. Ironing does it
chanst to part test?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Have we're going to lay on in case Amanda Sweat.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
And Richard Marx is going to be joining on the
show in approximately twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Which marks do you prefer?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Groucho do you no, I'm a big fan of Richard Marx.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
You love Richard.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I met him at the Logis on the weekend. I
went up and said, I'm Amanda Jonesy and I have
interviewed you a number of products. You have the phone,
He said hello. It is so charming. And the producers
that work with him on the voice have said his
gorge love Everyone loves him.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Which marks do you like that? Do you like Balladie marks,
the big two fist whatever, or do you like Rocky marks.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Like Rocky?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I like them both? Okay, Ballady marks, No Rocky marks.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh, I like this one too?

Speaker 3 (24:01):
I mean nothing bad English? Which is another bad Ballady.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
Like this one? Rocky?

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yes, satisfied.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Where's has it the big one? Where's the big one?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
That's grisly? Murder marks to which he didn't do. There's
a conspiracy theory, say as kids, he's actually a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
So Richard Mark, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
That's a thing.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Well you can ask him that because his journey is shortly.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's the first question.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Are you a murderer And he says yes, no one's
ever thought to ask me that, and the answer is yes,
good question. Juny Amanda Sham podcast When God, I want
you to get on right now.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I'm taking.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Your windows, stick your head on a yell hell.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
And today ironing does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah? I saw that one in three under thirty fives
don't own an iron. Ninety percent of those age forty
five and over do have an iron and use it regularly.
But I saw a post where this woman said, I'm
so glad it's a generation we all agreed to stop
ironing our clothes and asking our production team. Most people
don't bother ironing their clothes anymore. You have yours sent out.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yep to the Mongolian ironing lady.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, and she does a very good job. You've got
beautiful iron shirts yep.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
And we've got the Robin Hood ironing statue. Does that?
My wife uses it?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
What does she iron if your shirts get sent o?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
She irons all sorts of stuff like what. I know,
it's not my concern, but you know there's things.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So because often it's just very fair shirt, it looks therapeutic.
You should try it if you think it looks so
relaxing ironing Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 9 (25:51):
I cannot think of anything more boring than sitting there
for hours and hours and hours on end iron everything
except for my onnies and my socks. I love having
my shirt tigned. I work in a factory. I even
iron my hiber's shirt. So yes, you look cleaner and crispher,
and you look really to go.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
It doesn't.

Speaker 9 (26:09):
I don't even own an iron or an ironing board
if too short for it.

Speaker 10 (26:13):
Look, I think it does pass the PUP test.

Speaker 9 (26:15):
I'm a butler for a private family and I have
to iron killow cases and sheets, and I actually do
that for myself or if I've got guests coming to stay.
So in that case as it does. But otherwise I
hate ironing for shirts and stuff like that. No, of
course it doesn't pass the pup test.

Speaker 11 (26:30):
About twenty years ago, when we lost that hour of
daytime in daylight, Davy that I stopped ironing.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Yeah, it definitely does. You can't be wearing wrinkly.

Speaker 12 (26:43):
Shit, you know, your collar shirts and you're nice g
yeah yah, and that's but all the other stuff if
you're you know, I thought I'll properly and out you
hung it out? You know they don't you know I
honestly I love ironing, mate.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I could watch it for hours amusing. You know what
I to struggle with ironing. I'm going to hand it
and the cord comes out the back of the iron
and it drags up the ironing board. So everything you've
just dined gets screwed.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Don't I make a big left yron.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh I'm not going to go and buy a lefty
iron a left hand What about the elder press? Well,
I sometimes use a steamer.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Like I'm prisoner. Put your own head in it. Sure,
from top Dog.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'd love to work on a show if someone listened
to a single word I said. That might happen another time,
but not today. Richard Marx is going to listen to me.
I shook his hand on Sunday night. He looked me
in the iron, he listened to words. I had to say.
It was so refreshing. He's going to be joining us next.
Who does I love Richard Marx? He has brought us
some of the biggest hits of the eighties and the nineties,

(27:42):
and he's never one to stop. He's just released a
new single, Magic Hour, which he co opted with Daisy
jan I like it, but destined to and he's about
to grace our screens as of this weekend for the
voice Richard Marx, Hello.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
How are you guys? We are so good, very well.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It was nice to see you Sunday night at the Logis.
It's a long and strange night for people who know
what's going on. What what did you make of it?
That's the perfect description.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Somebody asked me the other day how did I enjoy it?

Speaker 8 (28:20):
And I said, well, I spent a week at the
Logis that thing.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
It is?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
It's it discus for a long time. Just keeps going,
It just keeps going.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
We were talking a man and I were just talking before.
There's two types of Richard Marx. There's you've got your
your rocky marks, which we love, rocky marks, and then
you go to Valladi marks where sensitive guy, sensitive Mars.
And now you've got your Tango Marx, which marks are you?

Speaker 8 (28:59):
Just when you thought you could put a label on me,
you know now you can't. I'm an enigma.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
You are an enigma and wrapped in a contradiction and
you rap that's an eggs and you wrote that song
with your wife, Daisy, How is the songwriting experience with
someone you're so close with.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Well, we've written a few songs together and it's just
the most organic fun.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Because she's not a songwriter.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
She'd never written a song before the first song we
wrote together when we first dating twelve years ago.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
She just talks.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
I just get her to say, like storyline, or if
we have a concept for a lyric, I just say,
don't worry about rhyming, just saye phrases and I'll make
them work. I'll figure out rhymes for them. And she's
always coming up with the lines that I like the
best in the songs that we're written together. What's interesting

(29:51):
is for you guys, perhaps in your audience, is that
I wrote the music to this song magic hour walking
when I'm writing the days of me being locked up
in a room to write songs, those are over.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I work best, and I write best.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
I'm most creative when i'm outside, so I take long hikes,
long walks outside, and then musical ideas and lyrical ideas
just flow. So I wrote all the music just outside
this door on a hike, and a couple of weeks later,
this is the end of last year, Daisy and I
found ourselves on Lizard Island because I was there in

(30:26):
Australia for a tour. And so we were laying on
the beach at Lizard Island and I'm singing that melody
and she goes, I love that melody, it's so catchy.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
What's it going to be?

Speaker 8 (30:36):
And I said, I don't know. I don't really know
what the lyrics going to be yet. And we wrote
the lyrics together on the beach on the Lizard Island
that afternoon.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Took like an hour.

Speaker 13 (30:43):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
And a husband who wants his wife to talk more.
It's such a rag thing.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
What's that about? Actually, if there's money to be.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Made from it, well, that is true, that's an incentive.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
But you know, when you talk about writers, block of
them wonder this with songwriters. It seems to me that
in your twenties, that's when you're most prolific as a songwriter.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
And then how does it go?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
You know, where did you get to that point where
you go, I'm out of gas, can't I can't write anymore?
It must be it must be frustrating, like you keep
coming up with stuff, but then you get people that
don't like your wife, who aren't used to the creative process,
and they come up with stuff, they become amused in
a way.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
Yeah, I have never experienced writer's block as it's known. Luckily,
when I was really young, I was just starting out
as a songwriter. My father, who was a he was
never a songwriter, but he wrote jingles and commercials and
wrote really catchy melodies, and he told me that there
was no such thing as writer's block, that it was

(31:45):
just a choice. And I believe that, you know, not
to be insensitive to people who suffer from writer's block,
But when I run into songwriters, I go, it's not
writer's block.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
There's no such thing.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
If you you just have to write, you just have
to do it.

Speaker 8 (31:59):
Now, there might come a period of time where in
the doing it it's just garbage, but at some point
you're going to write something, even if it's four something
or a line of lyric that you go, well, that's
not bad, and then you can build on that. But
you can't stop writing, because that's just the trick your
mind plays on you. So the only thing for me
is that I think when you say that you're some

(32:21):
prolific in your twenties. That's a really good point. I
don't know if it's that we're prolific or that we're
just out to prove everything at that point. So it
feels more like I got to do this, and there
is no there's no time for writer's block when you're
in your twenties.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
You know you've got success to go chase.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
You know.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
I've just never really suffered from it. When I need
to write, I write when I'm not in that place.
It's totally okay.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I'm just on my own, just hanging out and enjoying life.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
And I think that's the thing for all the creative outlets.
It is a choice. There is a discipline to being
creative and being successful in any field.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
I think, yeah, well, I think that's true with life.
You know, I'm a real firm believer in the fact
that your life is dictated by your thoughts. So you
think I can't do that, I'll never be able to
do that, then you won't. But if you're thinking, is
I'm going to do that, I will absolutely do that.

(33:17):
I mean, I'm testament to it. You know, manifestation is real.
I've manifested every great thing in my life and and
the things that have gone wrong in my life. I
kind of I think I'm kind of manifested accidentally too.
So you got to just be careful with your thinking.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Oh that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
That's why you're going to be a very good coach
on the Voice.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
And the Voice and you're up.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
You've got some I got run and Kating in there,
and he's like missed a nice guy with these irish,
lilted and everything you think he think he.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Is, but he's not.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Basically, I love I love him.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I love all of them.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
But Ronin and I go back. We have history and
and I've just I love being with him. We have
a great time together. But I've become pals with with
mel and with Kate, and the four of us just
have the best time together. You know, even off camera,
we just we just clicked.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, one who worked with you on the Voice behind
the scenes, they just had brilliant things to say about you.
So you much loved across the board.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Amanda's giving you a Google review.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Four stars gets four start of four out of falls
five stars.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
As long as it's a good review.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
The.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Well Richard, It's always great to chat to you. The
Voice starts this Sunday at seven on seven and seven plus.
Richard Marx, thank you.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh, it's always a pleasure.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You goes be good and I'll see you soon. Thank you. Richard,
Seasy Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
And Amanda Josianda, you're doing great job. Smart versus Starters
back this morning. I hope we're all calm in the studio.
This so easy. You get the friggin dot and great.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
I hate you.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I hate you, of course, Dave, the master dot trainer,
your mentor, says this.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Relax, yeah, and you do relax.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I do I relax. I find it so relaxing. He
himself has said that even an expert dart throw a
professional dart thrower, would have no success because you move
the balloons around and you ras me. So let's all
take a deep breath, pat up, Brendan or not, I
really don't mind, and let's throw darts. An intriguing story

(35:30):
in the Herald this morning about in Copenhagen a statue
of a mermaid. The little Mermaid is a very famous
image in the myth the history of Copenhagen, and there's
a mermaid statue. You've probably seen pictures of it.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
No, I have.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Well, there's another one now that has been there since
two thousand and six near the pier that is about
to be removed. I'm going to show you a picture
of it, and it's because of people like you and
what you would do to it as to why it
has to be removed.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
About Wow, that is a substantial mermaid.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
This is a substantial mermaid coming out of the water
with an enormous set of honkers. Well yeah, big pert
erect nipple honkers. She looks like a porn star. Ugly
and pornographic, is what this statue has been labeled as.
I said, it's been there since two thousand and six,
and I think finally people are feeling brave enough to say,
you know what, that doesn't represent us anymore.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
You know what, It's cold in the water firstly, hence
the erect nipples.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Secondly, she's got both hands as she's coming out on
the plinth, so that's going to thrust.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
You on the slyinth.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I went to art school, so when you do sculptures
and things like that, these are the things you take
into into account.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
You know.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Michaelangelo's David, it's actually got the one of the tendons
in his arm. Michaelangelo managed to capture the tendron in
his arm because David is moving his hand.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
That's what it's all about this sculpture.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
If David had the world's big schlong, do you think
there'd be some sort of uncomfortable discussion around her.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
I think it was proportionally the right side.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
That's what men say because it makes them comfortable what
they've said.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
That's what they've said.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well, you couldn't get a fig leave big enough to
cover these honkers. And what I'm just saying, what the
problem is. I'm not saying I have a problem with it.
I'm saying this is why it is being removed because
people are saying it's just too pornographic. We already have
the little Mermaid. We don't need the big porno mermaid.
And the guy, the artist, the sculptor has who the

(37:45):
designer said, he can't understand what the fuss is about.
This is a quote. The mermaid has completely normal proportions
in relation to her size. Of course, the breasts are
big on a big woman. He said. He said that
it's pure nonsense that people aren't happy with this, and
it's also a journalist said, on the other hand, she
has got huge breasts, and that could be where the

(38:06):
problem lies. Do you think this also there's a similar
problem in Italy. Two years ago, a statue of a
mermaid they're not even known, Italy is not known for
its mermaids with large breasts and a generous bottom, was
unveiled in Pulia. Critics said it's large buttocks and soccer
ball shaped breasts were vulgar and overly sexual. Some local
writer said the statue had two silicon boobs that would

(38:29):
make a plastic surgeon blush. It has a huge ass
that you'd never see on a mermaid.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Did you see a mermaid?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Well, even sailors who've been at sea for manys they
thought juwgongs were mermaids. That's how desperate they are. Even
they don't picture them with enormous bumps. They do the
Kardashian bumb does not exist in the in.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
The first world.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's what would serve them while they're at to see.
Now you're taking that away from the pull sailors.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well, this is being removed, this statue. Where's it going
into your shared I'm sure maybe you can put your
shark's jersey on.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
It on no need.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
You know it's spectacular is and I'm going to throw
dance at you. Next. You're going to hold big balloons
that are smaller than her bosoms, and I'll throw a dart.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Why do you have tie digest?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
I don't ms.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Well.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
This year we thought we'd do our footy tips differently,
So I'm going up against the experts. It's nine or
it's a tie experts and me. And rather than using
expert information, I throw dance at Jonesy, who's holding balloons
of the various teams.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Now what a statue in Copenhagen.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
He's holding the balloons to his chest. We are live
on Instagram if you'd like to join us. Jonesy, are
you all padded up and ready to go?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm wearing I'm not wearing my motorcycle jackets, and I
want you to pierce the membrane.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
So I'm about to throw dance at you. You know
it's Thursday. You know that's what happens. And you're wearing
a puffer a puffer jacket. You're happy with that.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
We've got shopping bags in here, okay.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
But if I hit you, you know that you've been warned.
Would you advisor down. Okay, now, let's see how we
go because we're about to kick off first game, Storm
versus the Broncos. The Storm I predicted to win this.
You are waving your darts around. Oh, Broncos done, Knights
and the Panthers. Panthers have been predicted to get this one.

(40:34):
Panthers first go. Next one, Raiders and the Sea Eagles.
Let's see how we go here. The experts have picked
the Raiders. Let's see how we go. Oops. Wow, okay
that's the Raiders. Next one's Dragons and the Sharks. Sharks
are supposed to win this one. Ah, you pushed the

(40:55):
shark balloon in my face. Okay. The next one Dolphins
and the Roosters. Let's see how we go here. Play fair,
Brendan at the universe decide, did that come in your neck?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay, that's the Roosters. The next one is the Bulldog,
the heart patronizing Bulldogs and the Warriors. Bulldogs is what
the experts are saying. What's going to happen here? Oh
that was the Warriors. Okay, Titans and the rabbit os.
Titans are predicted to win this one. Oh, and that's
what I've picked too, and the Eels and the Cowboys.
Eels are been predicted to get this one. Let's see

(41:32):
how we go. Oh the eels, well, I guess the
eels balloon it's an eel. The balloon clopped off. Well,
there you have it, Brenda. Those are our results and
if you'd like to see my tips. The universe is
channeled through me.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Did you say tips?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
And have a look at the board over there? Look
how the whole stack of them have hit the back there?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Oh, that'll be on our socials today.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Well done, you're getting much much better.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Oh, Brendan, thank you. I love being on your shirt.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Should have seen my statue from Copenhagen impression?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
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Speaker 3 (42:16):
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Speaker 1 (42:20):
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Speaker 2 (42:31):
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Dollars two you can make it two thousand dollars, but
it's a bonus question and it's double or nothing. You
have the choice.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I'm still in awe view today, and I'm sure if
John of Marulan was here, he'd be in all at
your dart throwing capability.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I was very accurate today. I had I had was
it fire in my blood? Today?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I had a bit of fire in your belly? Yeah?
And also you put a bit at hom form there.
You had a bit of a see.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I don't okay, just say you did well. Don't need
to lecture.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
But up until then, you know, most of your darth
throwing had been like a re swashed tackle. But now
you're got the anger.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Let's have another go now without you padding up?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
John?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Hello John, morning, Hello John. We're very well You've got
I've got ten questions in front of me. I'm looking
at all of them. Is it going to be John's day? Now?
You know the rules?

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Here?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Sixty seconds, ten questions. If you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back. Okay, okay, let's
do it all right, John, here we go because he comes.
Question number one? What is TV short for? Question two?
Castor brown and white are types of what? Question three?
How many children are in the Brady bunch using legs

(43:52):
on a spider six six and she doesn't spider six legs.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
There were four boys, I say, yeah, there's six the
whole Brady family, not counting hours.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Yeah, but they had three kids each kids. John, I'm sorry,
and I reckon you'd have known this one castor brown
and white types of water sugar, no pet names. I'm
just asking the questions, Jean. Sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Regards to the Big Marina gamn, a man has used
a novel technique to stop some retrobates, reprobates stealing his car,
his pride and joy. So what he did these people
came in to steal his luxury car? He didn't use
a gun, he didn't use a knife. He started barking
like a dog.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
As scan tactic.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
These would be thieves didn't see, but most definitely heard coming.
What began as a seemingly all too common luxury car
heist quickly turned into a rough night for two hooded bandits,
one darting across the car before scaling the closed gate,
the second following closely behind before the homeowner then.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Emerges a talking dog. Nonetheless, why is he that on?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Bluey? Do you think he's going to take on the
talking dog man as a mean.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Together that screams collab.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Who let those two dogs out? Word?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
He scared off the base, scared the bed. He's off.
Thwarted a crime. It's always great to thwart a crime.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Have you ever thought I've never thwarted a crime? Haven't
you fashion crime? I've said to my friend, you're not
wearing that.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
There you go, that's good thwarting.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I remember one time we're doing when I write for
a Lift to Ride magazine and we're doing Bike of
the Year and we're down.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
The South coast.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Someone got to steal your bike.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
No, no, The local fish and ship owner, Pugsy, the
editor of the magazines, is scanting there having a smoke
and hears this cry, stop that kid. Stop that kid,
And Pugsy turned around and literally took the kid out
by accident, you know, set him sprawling on the foot.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
What did he do?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
The kid had ripped off the guy's takings from his
fish and chip shop.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Thought he might have stolen a scholar.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
And then life came along and just sat another person yeh,
from lift to right.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Sat on him until the police arrived.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I't got him, loaf for nothing.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
It's kind of like citizens arrest.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
That's kind of weird too, because when we're holding the kid,
you know, and life was just sitting on him. You
never know as kids coming off like a cracker. I said, okay, mate,
just calm down. You know you're being caught. You're trying
to rip off this pool guy's taking.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
And yet in the modern world, you'd have to be careful,
don't you, because he might say, excuse me, I didn't take.
I wasn't taking anything. And now a big man is
sitting on me, another man smoking in my face. Well,
I don't know what that thirty is doing.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
All these guys, all these guys look like outlaw bikes
because they probably were at the time.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
And you know, so he was thwarting. Did they use
the word thwart I've thwarted a crime?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Well, I remember saying, hey, pugs, are you thwarted a crime?
Having a smoke? And I turned around very quickly.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
But none the less. On the less, the kid went
and faced justice for about ten minutes. Is probably out
in the street again looking for you. But we did
our best.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
So will the tribal john beat for this thwarting a crime?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
When have you thwarted him.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I thwarted a crime.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
You'd have to run away to think that man sounds insane.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
If I was the criminal, I think, hang on that
that dog is talking. Maybe I should steal the dog
and take it on.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
It onto the circus.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Hello, my baby, Hello, hell.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
If the man has a voice of that deep and
that aggressive, wasn't just yelled get away? You know I'm
onto you run away.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
That's why no one steals John Lews' cars. Hello, Dolly, sweetheart,
I will drown you in valvelein.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
And ask a question? Is he still alive?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
John? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Sorry? John? Listen, Sorry, John, He's just sorry. You know something,
you know, cold joy. They're all it's all about.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Don't blame me.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Was he still with us? Okay?

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Great?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Sorry? Apologies? Thwarting thwarting a crime?

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Thirteen? We're going to get When have you thwarted a crime?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
We will get so many cares because everyone wants to
spill their tips.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Do you think it's more male than five? Definitely, because
men fantasize about this stuff. Men sleep with baseball bats
under their beds for this.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I've got one, I've got I've got axes baseball bats,
chainsaws sports.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
You're not going to be very good, you know the chainsaw.
I have to get the start. You're bastard on you
come on mate?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Hello? Why did you charge this up?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
And electric chainsaws just aren't threatening enough. Podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
A man has thwarted the theft of his luxury car
by barking at the nardo Do you wells trying to
steal them and scaring them off?

Speaker 3 (48:58):
He traveled rum.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Well, we're in it for the words thwarting, thwarting a crime?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
What have you thwarted a crime?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Hello? Lisa morning. Hello, as was the domain of men?
But you've called through you?

Speaker 13 (49:12):
Oh well, it was my dad. This was like, it's
one of those childhood stories that had stuck with me
in the eighties.

Speaker 9 (49:18):
My dad had a.

Speaker 13 (49:19):
Clothing store in Surrey Hills and in the eighties, if
you remember, I have vague recollections of those like bright
colored suits that were always on sale, and somebody came
in and they were looking at the suits and they
were seeming really agitated, and they'd come in with a
duffel bag and they'd put the duffel bag down and
they were looking at these colorful suits. So my dad
was serving them, and as they were in the change room,

(49:40):
he sort of leant over and glanced inside the guy's
duffel bag and saw all this money and like the
tip of a gun. So he sort of it was like,
what's going on here?

Speaker 9 (49:50):
So we called the police and they're like, we'll be
there in a sex. You've got to keep this guy distracted.
So my dad had to keep like, oh, what about
this suit. Would you like to try this one on? Oh,
that's not the right side, try this one on.

Speaker 13 (50:00):
And as the guy came out of the change room
for one last time, the police had surrounded the store,
were all in the store and took the guy down,
and he'd ended up.

Speaker 9 (50:08):
He was a bank robber.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
He'd taken there was.

Speaker 13 (50:11):
A double bag full of money and a gun and
he'd robbed a bank. And my dad got a reward
in the end for it.

Speaker 9 (50:16):
But afterwards he was like, oh, yeah, I'm so grave.

Speaker 13 (50:19):
But then he thought about him, He's like, that was
really dumb, Like anything could have happened.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yes, if you find yourself in these situations. I have
ever been part of a bank robbery and all things.
I think it happened to my brother when he was
a bank manager years ago. That stuff stays with you
for a long time. So the heroics of the moment
give way to the wad Ifsla.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
My wife was robbed in a jewelry store when she
was a youngster working in a jewelry store in thee.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Has that affected her?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
She got tied up and everything was abused.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, she didn't talk about it often, but yeah, it
was a big deal. I said, how does that make
you feel? And she said it was pretty bad, pretty scary.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
There was one kindly robber, though, there was the mean one,
and then there was a kindly older guy.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Oh he's hardly a good guy.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
He was kindly what he was talking about UK put
in a bow.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Thank you, Lisa.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
That is extraordinary, Lisa. Story of the guy robs a
bank then goes and buys some clothes.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I know, well, he thought, well, first thing I'm going
to do is buy myself a colored suit.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Ben is in bell Row.

Speaker 9 (51:20):
Hello, Ben, morning, guys, thanks for all your hours and
months and he's and breakfast and you're luckily after that
looking forward to hearing it.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Oh your lovely Ben, thank you, And who thwarted what
my own sign was?

Speaker 9 (51:32):
Then eight seven guys.

Speaker 12 (51:35):
Gavin ninety cents to take to the local Ijia to
buy a bag of Lolly's.

Speaker 9 (51:39):
I knew the hollies had cost him a dollar. He
came in with lollies and some changing his pocket, so
I knew right then and there him his bat bag mates.
I've been doing this again. He confessed to taking him
without pay, so dragging him down to the local police station.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Big burly six foot four officer interrupted with his coffee
and doughnut, but wasn't looking too happy.

Speaker 9 (51:59):
So he sat my son down and gave a mock interview,
returning goods or else and no charges will be pressed.
Before he was trimming like he had, offic and I
couldn't keep a straight face. It was so funny. But
at the same time he learned a very strong life lesson.
A juvenile crime was thwarted.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Wow, and so he didn't have to go to juvie.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You nipped it in the.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Bud ben, that's right.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
We just sitting to his bedchom with a bag of
vegetables for dinner.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
He learned, Yeah, that's the f around and find out
generation of parent right now of these are last kids
were ruling the streets on the e bike.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
My kids were terrified of the notion of Juvie Ben
Thank you Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 12 (52:42):
Podcast where Josie and Amanda those are two great names.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Sorry, this man is a hero.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
There should be a day he has thwarted a theft
of his luxury car by a pack of scumbags by
barking at them and scaring them away.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Discourage of post office workers everywhere, and there should be
a collad between him and Bucking dog Man as you say,
that'd be great and.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
The Baha men, you let the dogs out. We blame
all of you, you travel drummers beating for this. Michael
has joiners him.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Michael, have you thwarted a crime?

Speaker 9 (53:27):
Everybody, guys, Yes, I did. Actually it's gone back a
few years ago. I was sort of in this computer
shop just the North Paramatta there and I was just
looking at a few laptops and things off This guy
called my attention. He was just sort of hovering around
the front, and all of a suddenly he just grabbed
a couple of boxes and started bolting down the road,
and not thinking I just started chasing him, thinking I'll

(53:48):
do you know, I'm chasing after him, and I thought,
what am I going to do if he turns around.
This guy is bigger than me, in holder than me.
He's probably going to flog me anyway. And as soon
as I thought that, we've run across his road, he's
tripped on the center island. He's gone as however, dropped
all look the laptops and that, and he's sort of
on the grain. He's got up, he looking and his

(54:09):
folder so that I'll think they up and take them back.
And then when I got back, the other people actually
stuarded me because they said, we can't sell them now,
at least we think.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
And then it was an insurance, are you Michael, no
good turn goes unpunished or no good de goos on?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Oh Michael, Michael, so much for the heroes. Welcome that's
it stretched like a prime goose.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
You did your civil best, you did, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Podcast. This is an interesting story I was reading this morning.
Researchers at Charles Sturt University have analyzed forty five videos
from TikTok from YouTube from Facebook showing Cockatoo's dancing in
domestic settings. If we've all seen those videos of Cockatoo's
rocking from side to sign screeching headbanging. They love it.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Do they ever talk quietly Cockatoo's do you think they
almost seem to be screeching?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Well, that's their voice. They have nothing.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Mister Cockatoo comes home from Jimmy Barnes.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
He's either not singing or he's singing, mister cockatoo. And
you think missus Cockatoo's so loud in his face, mister
cockatoo is also loud.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I've got a lot of them around my places. I'm
sure you do. But they're always yelling at each other, guys,
you can't.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Well, they've identified a total of thirty distinct dance moves.
Seventeen of these have been previously undocumented or performed by
a single bird. I love her. So this is big
stuff that this is the first time they've done a
study on these dancing habits of cockatoo's. This is what
I find really hilarious. They did controlled playback experiments, so

(55:42):
they looked at them all on TikTok and Facebook, et cetera.
Then they did these controlled experiments at Wogazoo. They played
three things to them to see what they were going
to dance to. Most they played a Vichi's the Nights
this song. They played that to the cockatoos. They also

(56:03):
played a music free podcast.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Off?

Speaker 6 (56:11):
If no, some people do, what would you say to them?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
And that is a good question, but most I was
not expecting that at all.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
It's a tough one. A do you believe the world
is flat? I don't know. A that's obviously flat, because
if it was, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, that's why footballer shouldn't have a podcast. So they
played them a vichy. They played them some form of
music free podcasts.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Actually that's free of everything.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
And then they played them silent and the birds went,
thank God for so those three things. They played those
three things and the birds danced regardless of what they
were listening to. So these birds cockatoos just love to dance.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Just get up and dance.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
You know what's going to happen next.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
The whole dance was brilliant.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I a learner.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
I loved it that much.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
You know what, it'd still be less weird than watching
you on that show. You had a minute and a
half of music, and in that time there's over two
hundred beats, and I don't think you hit one of them.
We play those flat earthers again.

Speaker 6 (57:23):
Do you believe in that the world is flat off?
If no, some people do, what would you say to them?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
That is a good question, but no, it's not a
good question.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
To shut up.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
But it's better than watching Jonesy dance.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I think that was a rtorical question, was jem jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
You freaked everyone out a bit earlier by saying we're
almost at the end of the year. We are not
at the end of the year. But what you're saying
is at the end of the year, someone will win
twenty thousand dollars from a seal Stocks and Gravies for
being our favorite goolie of the year. Don't panic, you
don't for all your Christmas shopping just yet.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
All you gotta do is record you ghoolie and you're
in there. These people have done.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 10 (58:12):
What gets my gulies are those cheap passes who go
rummaging through the charity bins at night trying to score
a freebie, like come on, man, wait a week, go
to your favorite op shop, spend five bucks and get
it and feel good about yourself while grabbing a bargain.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Who rummages through them. I thought they weren't sounds like
I'm drobbing myself. They're not that easy to get into.
You got track speaking for a front again?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
And what are you doing in?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
They found me? Eventually?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
What else have we got? Hey? Guys?

Speaker 10 (58:44):
You know what gets my gulies is going to the
shop for one thing and walking out with other things.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
For example, I just went to Audi.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
For frozen chips, and I walked out with an air
dryer for my clothes, Like, how does that always.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Happen to us? Yeah, go to the op shop.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
There's a certain psychology. They get you in and then
you'll that's what Aladi does. Yeah, your eyes get too big.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
You know you're in there for some cotton buds. Next
minute you.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Gotta Lawnmark brought an aeroplane? Can happen?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Where's the aeroplane? Aile out with a bad in with
the good If you dipp out.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
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seven to nine.

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Speaker 2 (59:38):
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Speaker 3 (59:41):
For stigging it to a criminal thwarting a crime.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
This guy barked at criminals who are going to steal
his pride and joy.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
A talking dog, no less.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Stealing his car. His pride and joy was his car,
not his girlfriend or anything car.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Every man knows pride and Joy's car.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
And from Bell Rows has an experience with a criminal.
It was his own son, his child. His eight year
old son stole some from the local store. Ben took
him to the local police station to teach him a
lifelong lesson.

Speaker 12 (01:00:14):
Big burly six ft four officers, you set my son
down and j mock interview, returning goods or else and
no charges won't be pressed.

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
So funny, but at the same time he has a
very strong life lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
It was so funny while he was phone booking him and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Then send him to Julie for eight years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
All they used to do in the eighties when the
cops didn't the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
F around right at you two. That's enough.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Hi, I was standing by.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
He has the golden to get the biggest music event
of the year, the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas.
You got Ed Sheer and you're John Foggerty. We're in
five Sei Haygar the Offspring. You know where else he got?

Speaker 10 (01:00:49):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
J you know this?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Who else?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Tate McCrae, hang on, Yeah, Tim McGraw.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I knew about McGraw. When did you get on the
Tate McCray about McGraw.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I you're so familiar with him to call him by
his last name.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Oh that's I said to all my friends, Amanda Charming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Well, we're going to be back tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
For jem talking about tomorrow show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Friendy fight for your flashback? Can I throw darts again?
I really enjoyed it today.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
You are really really good today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
We will, as Amanda says, be back at six o'clock
tonight for jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Also Cutting Room Floor our podcast. Have you checked that out?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
It's all the stuff that we didn't have time to
put on the show today out there in the ether.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
See you there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Good day to you. Well, thank God, that's Ober.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Good bite, good bye, Wipe the two.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
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