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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. It's
time for our podcast, WHOA.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Don't say you don't learn nothing? On this show, I
take you through where the word jaywalking comes from and
the history of jaywalking. I always thought years ago that
jaywalking was well, we'd see it on American TV show
by the Brady Bunch. I thought, I mean just walking
on a diagonal. It means walking across a street, whether or't,
isn't a pedestrian Christs?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Of course I know that.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And where has the name come from? You'll find it
very interesting.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
The origins thereof down to the Jonesy de Man of Arms,
to the pub test. If you're getting your chicken, snitty
and chips, don't be wiping up the gravy with some
garlic bread?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, apparently mopping up your saws with bread does it
pass the pub test.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
In a restaurant you can do what you like at
huh the j.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And a arms. It's all happening.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
We're going to talk about sleep. We've done early mornings
for so long now what's it done to our bodies?
How long will it take us to adjust. We thought
we'd go to the world's best sleep expert. And it's
one thing to put yourself to sleep. What happens if
you're trying to go to sleep next to someone who
has the weirdest sleep patterns. Trum Drum is beating for
this is what I sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
With and another finalist forgets my gulies.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Finalist number two coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Friend in making the Tools of the Train, I.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
The legendary part jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Congratulations right now, j and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Giant good radio. Sorry, but it's a total.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
Sets shoot time we're on the air.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hello, Amanda, how are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, thank you very much for your asking.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
The ninth of December. I thought today was the eighth
of December, but it's the ninth of December.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
And that means that our book launch is tonight.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
We are going to be launching our book, Pump Up
the Jam twenties of Jones in a manner thanks to
book Topia. We're having a big launch night furnace, and
the fundamentals are going to be playing what do we
cut a ribbon?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Then we were just cut a rug and cut the cheese.
I going to cut the.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Cheese because I was got all confused because my sister's
birthday I thought was on the seventh, but that's on
the sixth. And my daughter in law's birthday I thought
was today, but that was yes, yesterday, So I said,
I a texted eight.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Thirty last night. I said, I didn't forget your birthday.
I'm just a day out. I'm out of whack, right,
So happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
They should a range of birthday cards that say that, yeah,
it's still by birthday cards. Is the birthday text enough?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I like getting a nice birthday card. I like sending one,
like a funny one.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That could be a pub test? Is a birthday text
past the pub test?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
But do you get to get calls someone's happening you?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, I'm going to ask people not to call.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, I don't want to mind calling me.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh, I see what you mean. I think you went
for the pub test. No, I don't want calls.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't want to call. May call us.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm happy with the birthday text. Yeah yeah, but I'm
not on Facebook, so people no modays come and go
and I don't know everyone knows everyone else's third cousin's
birthday because of Facebook.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Facebook is a time waste, just paradise.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I know she's having a birthday because everyone then to.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Deal with that all that.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have missed my sister's birthday or
my daughter on those birthday had I bet on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's the that's the whole problem.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Get to what's great today. Everyone's a winner. We have
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(04:13):
is this is the thing. Linked Dubai chocolate is the
is the bomb?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Is it so good?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well? You've got some in front of you.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I've got well and you crack yours?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Hight you eat yours?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I want to give that's my daughter for a birthday.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Birthday text or birthday linch chocolate.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
The land.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
That is taste that wow, that is seriously good. Oh wow, yeah, Brian,
that is delicious.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
What's the junk in the middle?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
What it's called Dubai.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Chocolate Star show.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's got ye biscuity bit that is delicious wealth.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm very good that.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Anyway, everyone who makes it to you today is going
to get those those noises we've just made.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
This is super.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
You've got how the show goes.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm just got chocolate.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I have chocolate mouth.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Action Backshaw today coming out on Instagram makes this return
and we can't do anything.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Do we do the Magnificent Seven? Here?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It is question one which classic Christmas character famelessly stole
Christmas from the Who's of Whoville?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
We have the Magnificent Seven. The fourth last time we
will do you the Magama right, the fourth last, the
fourth last time? Savor it. You got to savor it.
I will, although I when people say save it, I
never do that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I'm like guts, I just go through life. Oh stand
stop and count the sheep or smell the roast.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
You never do any of that. When you. You know,
when you eat chocolate, I scoff it very quickly. Harley
will have a tiny bite, just put it down, another
tiny bite, to the point where I think he does
it deliberately because I just wanted to say, lost the
right to eat that. Now I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
They go back around just to eat that chocolate. I
just got through it.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, yeah, there's no savoring.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I got through everything.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
We are.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Every call that makes it to where today is getting
a lint Dubai style chocolate pack.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
The Land of Chark.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I've had to move it away from me because it's
so delicious. Old Hoover that up in no time.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
John is in Campbelltown.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hello John, good morning, How very well great John, So
are you getting some chocks? Congratulations?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Which classic Christmas character famously stole Christmas from the Who's
of Whosville?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Whovill the Grinch Brinch who won the twenty twenty five
Formula One World's World Drivers.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Championship Unfortunately, Norris.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I know, but Oscar Pastory, wasn't he just so classy
in defeat? It's so good.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's not fun when you watch the race and the
person who comes forth wins it yeah, I know, but
but what how he handled himself? Oh no, he was great, great,
but that was really good. But it's not like Batist
where you just want to see who's across the line.
For yes, yeah, yeah, number three. Let's play sing it back,
John for me saying when they stop singing, it's over

(07:16):
to you.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Take a look at the five and tent.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
It's listening once again, with candy keens and silver lambs
that glue.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Go how wonderful it is for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
You've let the boo blay down and put yourself down,
John Sandras in the Blue Mountains. Why Sandra, it's over
to you. You start singing, and you are to.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Take a look at the five and ten.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
It's glstening once again with candy keens and silver.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Lambs that glue.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I think that's it.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Now, look a lot.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
What's yourn martin place singing the carols?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
What's the five and ten that's listening in the song?

Speaker 10 (08:08):
Are you asking me?

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sandra? I don't know.

Speaker 11 (08:11):
I'm guessing it's a shop.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Do you think the corner shop?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh? Maybe?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
All right?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Listening it might have been a train. I thought it
was missus boob side boob.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
In Australia's recent fee for World Cup draw.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Which host nation where they placed alongside was A USA,
B Canada or CE Mexico.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Who were in the pool with My husband says? What
did you say?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Usa? USA? He's right? Which band officially starts tomorrow? Sandra?

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
The under sixteen social media access that's the.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
One which Ossie Cricketer is making their highly anticipated return
for the next Ashes test.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Now boys, Pat commons, that's the one.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
You don't need your husband on this one.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
And question question seven, this is where it all happens.
Which party did Barnaby Joyce announce that he's joining? Oh oh,
Sandra drup She who hesitates allows someone else to get
some chocolate.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Podcast Learn of the Magnificent seven to question number seven,
it's going to.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
David and Rudy Hill. Hello David, good morning David. Do
you like chocolate?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
I do and my wife loves even more.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, what about this? You are getting Lint Dubai style
chocolate pack. This is from Link Chocolate. You can get
a Link chocolate shops Lint dot com dot au. But
you're getting a whole barrel of stuff, and this Dubai
chocolate is spectacular.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
So the Land of Chocolate.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Let's go to question number seven. Over to you Brandan.
You asked the big ones.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
David, how do you feel about being the fourth last
time on the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
This is the last time we'll do this.

Speaker 10 (09:54):
I just want to say, long time call, a longtime listener,
first time call.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Why do you left it so long? Because I'm a
trade and usually I'm busy at this time.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You're on the tools escaper. Yeah, what's right, You're on
the grassy tools, the grasspacker or the edge.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Of a good old brush cutter.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Brush cut I love those things.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
He's one of those on my legs.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Which this is the stuff you've been missing out right?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Which party did Barnaby Joyce announced he's joining David Oh
one nation.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Shit, we'll talk further about that the show.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Congratulations, you won the jpackets all coming away, David A
family pastor to Wrongdazoo A Wild Summer with Wildlife Adventure
and Stunnying. Harber views twenty percent of online tickets. You've
got more link chocolate as well, the Deubai style chocolate.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Pack another one, so you got two.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
You've got two Amanta Chocolate excellent and Joji Demanda character
if you have the color and standard pencils, David, anything
you'd like to add to this?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Oh, just all the Trady guys out of it today
to say well hydrated in this.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Level absolutely, wear a hat, stay hydrated, get your sunscreen on.
Thank you, Thanks to well.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Done mate, well done, have a good remainder of the day.
The Magnify seven the.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Third last time it gets old until now are you over?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
The Magnificence said.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'm over you counting them down?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I like to cut stuff down. That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Podcast, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, I can see that you're excited. Your nipples are erect.
So let's get started.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It's a dirty job. Let's someone go to do it.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Combing through the jarmanag our Big Book of Musical.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Facts for our third last, fourth floor, last and Suspicious
moment for this as well.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
On this day in nineteen eighty nine, do you remember
where you were when Roxett released the Look? I actually
do remember.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Where where were you?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I just started in radio it was it came out
in the January of nineteen ninety.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
That's when it started to chart. And I know I'm
getting a bit emotional about this right now.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, and was this day?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It was nineteen eighty nine it was released, But then
in the January that's when it really.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Was this their first big hit.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, I think so. It was other ones. You know,
I had listen to you hard and blah blah blah
Marie and per. Well Marie's dead now, isn't she.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, well that's how graciously you've told the news.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Well, no, it just didn't happen anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
In nineteen ninety five they released another duo of the
look ninety five, which is different.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
They did twenty can I say so?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
They released the same song again, which is a tiny
bit different.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, and then twenty fifteen another one. They mucked around
with the pause. You know there's a pause here.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
We like to fill that with our own thing.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, because it goes for a long time, and you
will see this when we play this particular songs.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Is huge.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
But in nineteen eighty nine they could do things differently.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Back there. No one's got any time now.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Just because as everyone gets old of their paws on
their skin get bigger, should we just play it?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Good old big paws? Over there, Sam Nations.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
As you can see, the pause here was infinitely longer
than that of the current versions.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
In nineteen eighty nine, you just had more time, more
time to do stuff. Perhaps Pearl would go backstage and
make a fondue.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
All right, and Marie would build a yurch.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
She would build.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
This pause is so big. I fell over in it
and broke my leg.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
That's what happens. That's what happens.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Go by what point seven? Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Not every day you hear rock sat at the OG
from nineteen eighty nine with the original pause. That is
a fully sick twenty five second pause, because back in
nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
You could do stuff like that. Now we've got no
time where this and that. You know, it's sad.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
I lament those days when we could have a longer pause.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, sometimes you got to pause and talk about your feelings.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
No, you're the last person in the world who wants
to do that.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I had no time for that crap. Sony thirty one
degrees in the city, thirty nine in our west. Right
now it's nineteen it is sixteen to seven.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I heard someone say something very interesting recently about jaywalking. Now,
when we grew up, I mean I never knew what
jaywalking was. I think I just heard it on American
shows like Brady Bunch, and I thought.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
It mean little jaybird, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Well, I thought it meant just walking diagonally across the road.
I never knew actually what it meant. And I guess
it means crossing where there isn't a pedestrian crossing. Did
you know that that's what jaywalking?

Speaker 7 (14:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, I knew that.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I didn't even know that.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
I got fined in Hawaii for it when I was
a kid, did you Yeah, with my Nano.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
World American Yeah, because they take it very seriously when
they're stity.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They've criminalized it. And let me tell you how it's
come about and why it's called jaywalking. In the nineteen
tens and twenties, American cities were just chaotic. You would
have pedestrians, you had horses, you'd have carriages, vendors, street carts,
all moving in all directions around the streets. Was just chaotic.
So when the people were trying to win a certain

(15:22):
motor industry, he was trying to encourage people to buy cars,
they had to try and clear people out of the way,
because it wasn't safe to have all this life happening
on the road while a giant well, they didn't even
have roads, while a giant moving chunk of metal was
making its way towards you. So the automobile industry of
America had a great idea. Here's how they cleared their path.

(15:43):
At the time, there was a word used in a
derogatory way, and that word was j and that meant
someone who was unsophisticated or naive, like a hicck, a
country hick in a way. So the automotive industry said
that if you stepped out into the street, you were
a jaywalker, you were a naive hick who couldn't survive

(16:06):
in the city. And you were, oh, an idiot, You're
an unsophisticated person who doesn't understand how the city works.
So I had a whole lot of ads around all
of this, putting in the mind that you're a fool
if you're the one crossing the road. So initially the
roads were for everybody. You could walk, you could have
your horse, you could do with this. Suddenly pedestrians were
made to be fools if they wanted to step out

(16:27):
onto the road. They got everyone involved, they got schools involved,
they had boy scouts involved, There were advertisements everywhere, and
they persuaded people that the blame lay with the pedestrian,
not the car. Yeah, so they shamed people into leaving
the streets to the vehicles only. And they started, of course,
then criminalizing the act of stepping out onto the street.

(16:49):
So that's what the expression jaywalking was. It was you're
an unsophisticated pink of a person if you think you
can just walk across them.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Now we celebrate them.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Now, Johnny fool pedestrian just wanders around everywhere and people
just stop.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Now that maybe what we should do is have them
wear a pair of dungries with a hay seed out
of their mouth and go off the road, a crazy
little hig.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I like learning stuff on this show.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
You will always learn stuff on this show.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Brandan, let's get on down to the jonesy de matter
of arms. In the pub test, the act of mopping up.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Sauce with bread and generally considered acceptable and even a
complement to the chef.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
In many cultures. In the Italy, these practice is known
as fare las carpette. What does that mean to do
the little shoe. It's a way to show appreciation for
the food and to avoid waste.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Why is it a little shoe? Is like mopping it up?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Like yeah, shp.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
In France, while it's not perfect etiquette, it's acceptable behavior
at the table as it's seen as a covert to
the chef. But in China it is considered rude to
clean your plate with bread, as it may imply that
the hosts did not provide enough food.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
When I went to China years ago with beyond two thousand,
if you asked for rice at the end of them,
if you ask for a big thing of rice, that
was considered rue because that ed you enough. Yeah, who
would in the privacy of your own home mop up source?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
We're talking about when you're at a rest, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Who wouldn't do it at home? But I don't know
if do I do it in a restaurant? I'm not sure.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
If I feel I'm very mindful of it when I'm
in a rest, would.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
You lick your plate?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Of course? At home, I can't deal with people looking.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Even at home, I wouldn't do that either, and people.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Drinking, and you do it when you're eating cereal and
you drink the milk.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Not at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I can't deal with that. Only in privacy when it
all turns to slop and you drink.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
What have I ever done that?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
And I just wou But where have I done that?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Not in a restaurant, Not in a restaurant, no, but
just in private company.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well, let me say what I've seen you do. You
peel pick hares out of your nose and I've had
to watch you. This is not this is done it
in a restaurant. This is this is I'm sorry if
I've offended you, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I just I'm just saying there's a line, okay, and
you cross that line?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Is this a line for you?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
I think I'm very discreet about it. I would have
I would have no judgment towards someone. But if some
idea sounds that you've got a lot of judgment, you
know I've got very particular star.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You can't watch anyone eat cereal. You've told me that,
even out of a bowl. So where does that leave me?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
If you go the opposite, you get the big ball,
and I do just runs down your face. It's like
you're a soulocable?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
When have I ever ever done that? Last week, Brendan,
this is a place of truth. And I don't appreciate
what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's that's all by that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
I can't. I don't think I use bread to sop
up thing if I do. Look at you, Look at
your face. You've just said you don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I don't like it. I don't like No, I don't.
I don't like talking about it.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Gives me the egg, I ask, Brian, because you're really weird, Brian,
what do you think.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
What eating cereal out of no?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
No, which I don't think you've ever seen me do that?

Speaker 12 (20:12):
I have.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
What about a piece of bread across the plate scoop
up the source in a restaurant?

Speaker 12 (20:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
I think it makes you look a bit gussy.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, that's true and uncouth, says the man who picks
hairs out of his nose in front of that's what
do you think mopping up sauce with your bread in
a restaurant?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Our friendship last at the end of the week. Does
it pass the pub test? Amanda podcast?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
And Amanda is with great sadness that I announced this.
No Barnaby Joyce has joined one nation.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
If history tells us anything, that relationship always ends well,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
She's had a lot of male political suitors in the time.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Now it's Barnaby and Pauline.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
They did the media circuit Channel ten News plus they
did that.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
And a happy couple Nabie Joyous and Pauline Hanson joined
us now from Tamworth. Look at you too, Thanks for
your time today. Barnaby, I've got to start with you.
What was it that got you over the line made?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Was it the sandwich steak press?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Was it the pie? What on earth?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
As Pauline promised you?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
You know that steak looked really good in that in
that revel.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I've got a little little birdie. I've been talking to
a little Berdie. We think we might do that for
TikTok too, because the sandwich press can't get hot enough.
That's why it goes all watery. It's a good weapon
in prison though, in the watery steak.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Then they went on eighty eight point nine Tamworth Community Radio.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Wow, congratulations on the move, congratulations on the thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Three voices were awful, really really extending their reach there.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
The only saving grace for them is that when they
did their community radio interview. It wasn't with this guy.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
See you there? From the Joshua Tree album with without
or with with with or without You? Sorry, a bit
of a tangle twist session steak. What happened to that guy?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
What happened to that guy? Did he get any better?

Speaker 9 (22:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I wonder about him. Jamacious, God, I wanted.

Speaker 13 (22:32):
To get right now, go to your windows, stick your
head on a yell.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
When you're in the privacy of your own home, you
can do what you like. If you want to eat
out of a dog bowl, if you want to lick
the source off your plate, do it. Brenda's pulling her face.
It's not my thing. But if it's yours and.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Starving to death, I still wouldn't lick a plate, wouldn't
you know? I don't think I ever have in my life.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
You're someone who doesn't care about so many things, but food.
Food can jeal this kind of watching people eat, even
your face it now you pull your face. He's really
struggle with this. Would you mop up sauce with a
piece of bread in a restaurant?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I would do that.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I don't know if I do it in a restaurants
so much. I do it very discreetly. I'd be like
Brad Pitt in Oceans eleven.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
You know when he ate my cans?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
When he ate in Oceans eleven, did you notice that
he's always eating?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Every scene him and George Clean, he was eating, but
he's so just uber with he's eating.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
If you saw him in a restaurant and you looked
over and saw him.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Sopping up here, he would do it very discreetly, and.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You think that was okay a little bit. I saw
him drink some cereal milk.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Out of a bowl. Brad Pitt would not do that.
There's something wrong with people that do that.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Wpping up sauce with your bread in a restaurant, does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (23:52):
Absolutely past the pampere.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
When you've got your gallet.

Speaker 10 (23:56):
Prawns and all your sauce, you've.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Got to use that bread to soak it up.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
That's the best part, end of the middle.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
You can't complain.

Speaker 13 (24:04):
You've got to get the sauce with the bread, all
the juices all at once for the bread. Love us,
perhaps not in a restaurant, but most definitely at home.
In fact, growing up we used to go back and
get more sauce so we could get more bread to
do more of us muska better growing up because my
mother used to make the best pasta sauce. Not gonna lie,

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but maybe not in a restaurant, definitely at home.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
It all comes down to where you're eating.

Speaker 13 (24:30):
Like, if it's in a fancy restaurant, no, If it's
just a family one dan Worth type place, yeah, go
for it.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
What makes you happy.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I mean, there's more things in the world we need
to worry about except this.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
This is the big stuff. This is what the pub
test is. We lean into the small things and we
stop it up.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Chera.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, it seems that every dictionary has had its word
of the year. We've had aislop, We've had I dare
I say at six seven, we've had all of it.
We've now had Pantone release the color of the year.
Pantone is a color institute. They every year select the
color of the year. In the past, like, for example,
last year mocker moose I thought he was a wrestler.

(25:12):
That was color of the year. Presumably peach fuzz the
year before. I've shaved off my chin. Every month we've
had tangerine tango in the past, we've had living coral.
So these these are specifically chosen to be color of
the year, which I'm sure is very influential in interior design.
Blah blah blah. This year, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Has gray been in there? Because everyone loves gray, Laily.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Gray car, I know, but it just wouldn't. The thing is,
it wouldn't be called gray. It'd be fifty shades of
shading or something. It wouldn't just be called gray. So
this year, are you ready a drum roll?

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Please?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
This year's color of the Year is Cloud Dancer, which
is white white, and this is what they have said
about it. A lofty, white neutral whose air rated presence
acts as a whisper of calm and peace in a
noisy world, et cetera, et cetera. Bill white, imbued with
serenity and invites true relaxation and focus. I thought you

(26:13):
put on your walls and allowing the mind to wander
and creativity to breathe, et cetera. So cloud have a look.
It's just to my eye white.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, because my wife had a car and it was
arctic white and I love that. Really.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Excuse me, that is not cloud Dancing.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
You know, there's fifty shades of white.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
There's a lot of water, of course, Sarah. This though,
has not been without its controversy. You wouldn't think color
of the Year could stir people up, but have a
listen to this woman. Her name is Darling Marcel, her
real name is Kathleen. She's a jewelry designer. She studies color,
she studies art, and she's furious that Pantone has chosen

(26:54):
this color.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
But Pantoni is a multimillion dollar business who deals in
the meanings of color. They are color experts and know
exactly what different colors feel like, and imply white, neutral
colors and minimalism have all been on the side of racism.
The original intent of minimalism was to e race culture.

(27:16):
Many non white cultures are full of color and ornate
designs of skilled minimalist All white designs have long signified
wealth status.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
So thank you, so she's saying, and it goes on
for ages. She says, this is a dog whistle. This
is reflecting what people are seeing on the streets. We're
trying to get rid of people of color by choosing
I know, well, last year was Maka Moose. That's what
she's saying. Is the world has changed in this year?
It's white, marga moose last year, white this year. I

(27:47):
thought this was just a paint chart. Silly old me.
The only one, the only white that you need to
know about is the white of Richie Benno's jacket, as
told by the Twelfth Man, the.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Cream one, the band white, the ivory on the base
your love.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I could argue about that too.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
My good listen to that all day.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Jonesie and Amanda Post.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Tips four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Three and a half Shows to go, four and a half, No,
three and a half, three and.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
A half shows to go. How do you feel about that?
How am I going to go get you up in
the morning?

Speaker 9 (28:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Actually, interesting you say that we have had a very
perverse sleep pattern for so long. Coming up next we
are going to be talking to a sleep expert from
California about how we readjust what it's meant to our
bodies to have done this for so much.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Nice. It's nice, it's nice. I'm talking about the Woolies.
Think they're giving us a gift.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Woollies feed the crew have provided all of this.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Look at it, they've got what.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Have they got that you got like about loaf cake?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Goodness?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Look at it's got a face on it. We've got
a biscuit pudding. We've got fruit midst. Look at this
a smash cake, a smash cake. It's like a gingerbread house,
but made of chocolate.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Smash it up?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Can I smash it?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Jesus anger there that's a gingerbread ginger Yum. It's a
big cake.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Is it like the Donald Trump gingerbread white House that
they had?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, that's actual renovation, tomorle as twenty percent of it.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
And when else get some bond buzzer's crack a bone?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah? Well, do you hold it from the outside or
the inside?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I hold it from the inside. All right, I'll hold
it from the outside. But then no one pops one?
You won let me have a sniff.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Do you want the joke? Yeah? Sure, I'll set my side.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
What do you call Santa at the beach? Fat so
sandy claws? That's what you get.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
That's what you get. Thank you, Willies. That's very nice.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
If you shopping store online this festive seasons the fresh
food people?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
So what I did there? You did ever notice?

Speaker 10 (30:07):
This is fair?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
This is fabulous. Young Podcast by one point seven. That
is you two. That's our first Christmas song for the.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Year, Christmas the Christmas food here, it's sting Christmasy. Tell
you what? Tell you who's celebrating right now?

Speaker 3 (30:30):
And that is Cher.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Fifty years after the end of her second marriage, she's
getting married again. She's already been married twice before. She
was married to Sonny Bono and then Greg Gregrman.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
So that was like seven days or something.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, yeah, that was a tumultuous She's.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Married to engage to Gene Simmons from.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Kiss Maybe engaged but not married. Yeah, So fifty years
after she last was married, she is now engaged and
she wants to do it when she turns eighty. Parts
of her are substantially younger than that we know. So
she is seventy nine, he is thirty nine. His name

(31:14):
is let me have a look. Here'd be nice if
I know what his name. His name is Alexander Edwards
or AE as is known, and so, yes, this is
what's happening. She wants to get married just ahead of
her eightieth birthday. He will probably be ahead of his
fortieth birthday.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
But to Madonna, she's thirty eight years old, older than
her partner at the moment.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
He's Madonna going out with Now, No, it could be anyone, right.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I think it's probably a dancer, isn't that Normally she
likes the dance Tony Bartuccio, if I remember correctly, she's
going up with him.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Of course, does she like the guy because he's got
a firm back.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Sad maybe, but you know, this is what was happening
in her life when he was born. So she was
forty when he was born, Garla. This is so not
only was she at the beginnings of a career she
was having She'd had a career, it had died off.
She was having a resurgence of a career. Imagine being
on your set career when your husband's born.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
So forty years ago was nineteen eighty five, she was
making Witches of Eastwick.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
She was making Suspect. She was making so that's I
found someone.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Suspect was great?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, that was great. So all of this Struck Moonstruck
was around that time as well. So this was her
full comeback era. If I could turn back time, I've
got a firm back side. That song was around that time,
So all that was happening when he was in a
little crib.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Did give Share a go? Wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Would you?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I would for sure?

Speaker 14 (32:45):
Would?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Would she need some WD forty? I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Chris Brown was telling a story about Jerry Hall's true
that Jerry Hall.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Tried to crack onto him when they were on the
project together.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, And I said to Brownie, I said, you know,
it's like getting to drive an old model a Ford
or something like that.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
You do it, you'd have a go.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
But then she goes on to marry Rupert.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Murdoch and probably think of the same.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I'll go, I'll tap that.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
It's like sometimes like a guy, I will bring me
on old Harley and so do you want to ride?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
And yeah, I'll take it for a spit answers to
the name of cher.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
It's got a suicide shift.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Good honor, good honor. So anyway, Share and Anthony and
Alexander Edwards, I wish you all the best.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Just put a drip pan under room, mate, so she
doesn't leak in the drive.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
That's not nice, Facious. Well, after twenty years of our
alarms going off an ungodly hour, Brendan, yours is three
twenty five minus four am. Things are about to change
dramatically next year. We're going to have to get used
to a whole new sleep routine. What damage has been
done to our bodies over the last twenty years. Well,
we thought we'd go to the best of the best

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to get some sound advice, the world renowned sleep specialist,
all the way from California, doctor Michael Bruce. Hello, Michael,
how are you?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
I am wonderful Amanda, how are you? First of all,
why do you wait? Why do you get an extra
twenty minutes of sleep? And Jonesy doesn't? What is he
doing that extra time?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I wonder, I wonder the same.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Came here and open up the shop, I put up
the shutters, eyes, I put the fruit out on the streets.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I come in Michael, and it looks to me like
he's been watching old episodes of The Love Boat on
the computer in here. So he's been.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Surprised me at all. Wouldn't surprise me at our research?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Well, the fact that we have been doing these hours
for so long, has that done any any damage to us?
The fact that we've had that unusual schedule.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
So it's a great question.

Speaker 11 (34:35):
And so I want to start off by saying, probably
not So here's the good news is when we look
at people who are shift workers, and let's be bare,
you guys are shift workers.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Right. You get up at three o'clock, four o'clock in
the morning, you're at work by what time thirty five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I'm here at fiveyclocks.

Speaker 11 (34:54):
Five o'clock, right, and so that makes you an early
bird or kind of a shift worker. It would be
much worse if, for example, you had to work throughout
the night time. So at least you're getting towards the
beginning of the morning time. So that's first of all,
number one. Number two, it's going to take some time.
This is not going to be a boom overnight. Everything's

(35:15):
going to feel better and I'm going to be able
to kind of rock and roll because your body has
gotten so used to waking up at that particular time.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
And so a shift like this, I.

Speaker 11 (35:24):
Would argue, is probably going to take your body somewhere
between a week to a week and a half, maybe
two weeks to completely adjust and get kind of back
on to your normal quote normal schedule. Now, there's a
couple things that you can do to help that out
or speed that up. Number One, when you start waking
up at a halfway decent time. Make sure you get

(35:45):
sunlight within fifteen or thirty minutes of you waking up,
because sunlight turns off the melotone and faucet in your
brain and helps you relieve any of that brain fog
you're used to waking up when it's pitch black at
night these days.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
And so all I want you to do is do
me a favor and wake up.

Speaker 11 (36:00):
Let's say it's at six thirty six forty five, walk
outside and take your breakfast outside or take your morning
coffee outside. Once you're able to do that to the
new schedule, I think that will be super duper helpful.
Number One, sunshine helps get rid of that melatonin. Number two,
fifteen minutes of it makes vitamin D in your body.
Vitamin D turns out to be a circadian pacemaker, so

(36:22):
this is another thing that will help your body's rhythm.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Kind of click back in. But the biggest, biggest.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Thing is you've got to pick one wake up time
and stick to it seven days a week.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Consistency is super duper important for the two of you, and.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Is that for everybody in everyone's lives, or just when
you're shifting your rhythms like this, so great question.

Speaker 11 (36:44):
So, first of all, generally speaking, it is for everybody,
but it's specifically important for the two of you because
when you're making this shift, you're basically going to have
to rewrite the code in your brain for your body,
and you have to do.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
It over and over and over until your body gets it.

Speaker 11 (36:59):
Your body has to do something for approximately twenty eight
days for your circadian rhythm to reset. So by having
that chosen wake up time, let's say, for example, you
chose I don't know, six forty five seven o'clock in
the morning, maybe even not that maybe even not that early.
But if you did do that early, then get up
including the weekends. That's the killer. I know it's not fun,

(37:21):
but if you can, what happens is it turns out
that your melotone in at night is directly affected.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
By what time you wake up in the morning.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
So to be clear, if you wake up in the
morning at a variable time, then your melotone in at
night becomes variable.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
But if you wake up.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
At a consistent time, then your melotone in at night
becomes consistent.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
And those of you look like you got a question.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah, no, I've what your guide to hack for going
to sleep.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I've heard all these things about you can't to twenty
and then you cape canting to twenty, all these things.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
No, So number one, go to bed when you're tired.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
A lot of people have a tendency to go to
bed too early and think, oh, I need to get
my eight hours. I want to be super clear. Eight
hours is a myth, especially for you guys. It's just
not something that you're probably going to be able to
get on the right. Don't give yourself a hard time
about it. If you can, in the future start getting
more sleep because you've been kind of sleep deprived for
so long, I would say, absolutely do that. The biggest

(38:18):
hack that I can tell you is number one consistency.
Number two is in terms of falling asleep. My favorite
thing to help lower your heart rate and get you
relaxed is something called four seven eight breathing.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I can teach you to you right now. I'll take
you two seconds. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Right?

Speaker 11 (38:36):
So you slowly breathe in through your nose for a
count of four. Your eyes are closed and you're imagining
the number. So you imagine a four, then a three,
then a two, then a one. Then you hold for
seven and you imagine that number seven, six, five, four,
three two one, that's a hole. Then you push out

(38:58):
for a count of eight. Now that's a harder one
to do, right, and so you push out again thinking
about the count of eight. You do this for about
ten or fifteen cycles, and what it ends up doing
is it lowers your heart rate, which allows for you
to enter into the state of sleep. You can't enter
into sleep with the heart rate above sixty, so anything
you can do to lower.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Your heart rate is going to be beneficial.

Speaker 11 (39:21):
This breathing technique in particular works great, but if it's
too complicated for some of the listeners, they can do
something called box breathing, which is just breathe in for
account of four, hold for account of four, breathe out
for account.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Of four, hold for account of four. Right, it kind
of makes like a little box like that. I find
those to be some of.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
The best things to do in order to help people
fall asleep fairly quickly. Then, of course there's always alcohol.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
Right, So.

Speaker 11 (39:48):
Let's talk about that for half a second. Right, So
should you drink yourself to sleep? The answer is categorically no,
And there's a bunch of reasons. Why However, I know
I'm giving you some bad.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
News, But you can still have one drink. You can
still have a glass of wine with dinner.

Speaker 11 (40:04):
I don't have a problem with that as long as
it's far enough away from lights out about three hours.
So if you stop drinking about three hours before lights out,
limit yourself to one to two drinks, I think you're
going to be okay.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
That can make you sleepy.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
The other big thing, jonesy that I think people don't
really think about, is you got to move your body
a lot during the daytime for it to get tired
enough to sleep right. So people who sit around all
day and they just don't do anything, it's really hard
for them to sleep. I know you guys have a
tendency while on the radio, but when you're off the radio,
I know you're both active.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Activity is the thing that absolutely helps you.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
And so one of the things I want to recommend
after next week, when you have all this extra time
on your hands and you're doing all this new stuff,
wake up at the same time every day, go outside
and get sunshine in the morning.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
But do yourself a favor and be active.

Speaker 11 (40:53):
See if you can get somewhere between thirty and forty
five minutes of activity every day.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
That will absolutely help you fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
And there you go, Wow, you are a gun. This
thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
And what about sex? Does that help?

Speaker 14 (41:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Does what help? Sex? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It does.

Speaker 11 (41:08):
But it's interesting because when you have sex turns out
to be more important. So it turns out that most people,
so we did a survey looking at this in particular,
it turns out most people have sex between ten thirty
and eleven thirty at night. You want your hormone profile
to be a very particular way if you're going to
have sex. You want estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, cortisol an adrenaline

(41:31):
to be high, right, and you want melotonin, the sleep hormone,
to be low. Most people have sex between ten thirty
and eleven thirty at night. What do you think their
hormone levels look like the opposite, Right, melotonin is high
and all those things that you need are low.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
So that's hint number one as to when is the
best time for sex.

Speaker 11 (41:49):
But hint number two is if you happen to be
having sex with somebody who was born biologically male, what
do most men wake up within the morning?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
A direction.

Speaker 11 (41:58):
If that's not mother nature telling you when to use
that damn thing, I don't know what is, so I
recommend morning sex. Throw it, get some toothpaste, you know,
wash your mouth out, and hop back in bed. You'll
be surprised. When we surveyed people afterwards, they said their
connection was better, and men said that their actual erectile
function was better.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Here you go, so, my my wife, myfe my wife
loves mony six.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm not here that Jesus with a tube of two.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
To Michael Price, this has been great. I can talk
to you all day. Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
This has been brilliant. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (42:34):
Always a pleasure. If people want to learn more, swing
on over to sleep doctor dot com.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
There it is, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
The same podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
And Amanda's takes it lie ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time. Convinced you get
all the questions right one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Bryan is in pit, Tam Hey.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Brian, Hello, Hey James and Amanda, Brian, you're.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
All winner because every caller who makes it to your
today gets a Limp Dubai style chocolate.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Ang not a land of chold.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So you've got the chocks, but let's see if we
can get you some money as well. We have ten questions. Brian,
we've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass,
all right because we might have time to come back. Yeah,
all right, Brian, good luck, because here we go he comes.
Question number one? What river runs through Brisbane?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
The Brisbane River?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Question two? Which international competition to Jennifer Hawkins win in
two thousand and four Miss Universe? Question three. Cantalopes are
also known as what.

Speaker 12 (43:45):
A pass?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Question four? What type of animal was blue in the
Jungle Book?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
A Bear?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Question five? Which city is nicknamed the City of Love.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
On Paris?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Question six? Dialysis is used to treat disease? And which
organ of the body kidney? Question seven? What book begins
with call me ishmael.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
A?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Question eight? What name is given to the Japanese art
of folding paper? Question nine? Which musician adopted a symbol
instead of his name? In nineteen ninety three? Question ten?
What vegetable takes its name? From the capital of Belgium,
Brussel Sprout. Question three. Candialops are known as what.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Rock mellan, what book begins?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
We call me Shmael.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Well, maybe Dick, Yes, look at that.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Whow Brian to spare?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
He gave me a heart attack?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
What you, Brian?

Speaker 9 (44:43):
What you?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Brian congratulates, Oh, thank you. Well, you've got chocolates thanks
to Dubai Chop. It's brilliant. A thousand bucks, got a
thousand bucks? Oh do you need us to help convince
you to try and double your money? He comes to
the serious music. There's one question, a bonus question. I'm

(45:07):
looking at it here. Brendan put on the pants.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Well, let's ask Brian the question before I go pantsing up.
Let's ask Brian, are you in the mood? A thousand
dollars and you could leave this place or you can risk.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It all for two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Brian put the pants, very risky.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Put the pants on.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I can't put in the pants, and I'm pointing towards pitts.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Out the tempting pants are on. You can leave with
a thousand dollars. As Jonesy said, with our blessing.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
To all the people, in Kellyville. You're getting mad as well.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You're getting the backsize or coming up way? How do
you feel about trying to risk it all for two grand.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Oh I think I'm just going to take the money
and sure, sure you sure, Yeah. I think I'd kick.

Speaker 13 (45:56):
Myself so if I didn't.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Get it all right, So that's your decision.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Yeah, that's my decision.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Well, we're going to torch you. We're going to see
and congratulations. Well we're still going to talk to you
because I reckon you would have got this. Here is
the question that is the bonus question with which you
could have won two thousand dollars. Are you ready? Who
directed the film Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Stephen Spielberg?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yep, but still.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Never mind, You've got one thousand dollars And congratulations.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Good work.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Thanks so much, guys. We love listening to you with
the kids in the car in the morning.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Well, Merry Christmas. Hi, dad's a genius today in World.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Seven for you. You have a good day.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Two guys, thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Well, we just spoke with doctor Michael Bruce before. He's
a sleep educator. He was quite amazing, wasn't he. But
it's a weird thing Having relations with somebody is one thing,
but spending your life sharing a bed with someone is
something else, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I'm finding anecdotally more and more people in separate rooms.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
It makes perfect sense to me because two people have
very different sleep patterns. So many women go to bed
listening to full on murder true crime podcasts.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, I can't listen to a podcast when I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Going, but lots of people do. Forty eight percent of
podcast this is in the US, So that helps them
go to sleep, even with their giant murdery ones.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Someone we work with here said that what she can't
stand is that her partner rubs his dry feet together
in the bed. She can't handle us start a fire.
You know, maybe you sleep with someone who's got the
stranger's sleeping habit, or it has to bring a gallon
of lemonade. Topack machine or the seapack machines. Yeah you

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got those in the tribal dry is going to be
for this is what I sleep with.

Speaker 14 (47:54):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
What about missus vader, missus vade, sure you know he's
got the death start to build all that sort of
pressure cleek next.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
To that, If I don't forget everyone who makes it
to you today gets the Lint Dubaistyle chocolate pack.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
This is what I sleep with, the Land of Charlk.
What have you got? Podcast? The Trouble dramas beating? This
is what I sleep with?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Do you sleep next to Darth Vader? Every night?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
To missus Vader, she would have had a light, she
had to keep his helmet shiny.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
And then there's this, she would have had to iron
the big capes.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
And also she didn't know about Luke being's son so
much she had to put on Well, now you've got
a son.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
This is new. Anna has joined us Hiana. What do
you sleep with?

Speaker 10 (48:41):
I go to bed every night with the fart Symphony Orchestra.
I honestly, I am surprised I have survived this marriage
because of everything I see on the internet about the
particles that come out. Honestly, I get up and I
feel like I'm dying every morning.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
But now I know why doing it all his life?

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Oh, it's depending on what he eats. If it's autotokes,
it's my dish. If he has eggs or cheetha the
worst whatever comes down after the kebabs. I'm telling you,
I'm wow, Wow, really bad.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Well, now a good time to say. You've won some chocolates,
keep those to yourself. What do you do then, I
guess because you love him?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
So what do you do that?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
You separate rooms rooms, put.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Him in his own guest.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, well, yes, thank you. I'm going to take more
of your calls. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 12 (49:38):
Podcast while the city is still mostly sleep and Brendom
is on an early morning mission across the harbor bread.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
It's all about sleep. The tribal drummers beating. This is
what I sleep with.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
We've had the big Farta. What do we get now?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I am your father. Mark is joined.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Hey Mark, Everyone who makes it to where today gets
a lint Dubai style chocolate pack.

Speaker 14 (50:05):
Well done, you lost morning, Amanda, Morning Jonesy, Well.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
We are well man.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
What are you sleeping with?

Speaker 14 (50:11):
My wife grinds her teeth and it sounds like there's
a machine out the front rip of the road up.
It is horrendous, Like you can hear it from if
I opened the door, if she's in bed before me,
I can hear her doing it. Way open the bedroom door.
It's she's had a mouthguard before that. The dentist said,
use this as like eight hundred bucks will the dog.
The dog's eating two of those. So now she leaves

(50:32):
it on the bedside table. The dog thinks it's a
chew toy. So but it's horrendous, like she literally cracked teeth.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Now, I went to a dentist many years ago and
he said to me, you grind your teeth, and yes,
he said, we'll stop it.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
And well, how do I stop it?

Speaker 2 (50:47):
At ninety says just in the day, consciously say to yourself,
when you feel yourself grinding your teeth, save yourself, stop it.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
But how do that? When you say, but yeah, but
it actually worked, I stopped grinding the teeth. Really fun fun.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I hate your mouthguard if I remember, Thanks teeth.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Thanks Mark. Nathan has joined us.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Hello Nathan, what do you sleep with? My wife does
not shut up.

Speaker 10 (51:10):
She would just keep talking and talking and talking in
her sleep.

Speaker 13 (51:15):
And then she'll have a dream that I cheated on her,
and then she won't talk to me at Well.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
When she talks in her sleep, does she is it
proper sentences?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Does she?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Does she give you information?

Speaker 13 (51:26):
Yeah, she's having a full on conversation, full on Like
I think she's much.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
So you'd wake up thinking she wants to talk to you.

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Yeah, because I start working at one am and drive
to Camber every day from Teres and I.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Wake up one morning and I said to her, are
you okay? She goes, I'm trying to sleep.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
And that's always the way. You cheated on me in
my dream last night. I hate you. Yeah, well that's
that's what spect to me.

Speaker 14 (51:53):
You cheated on me in my dream.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I'm not talking to you.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
And I said, Okay, was she hot?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
That's not the right answer.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Already I'm already in trouble. Yeah, that's true, Nathan. You're
in the doghouse. You can't get more in the dog head.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Well, you've got some linked to buy chocolate toget to soothe.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
The water's going you my man, Thank you for thank you,
thank you your calls. Man show Notion podcast gets my goolies.
The finalists have been selected.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Producer Meg has gone through thousands of voice messages, weeding
out the broadcastable to the non broadcastable.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Which category was that in?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Well, we just broadcasted I know every direction.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yesterday's finalist we had Baby Flush, Mattic Lisa.

Speaker 15 (52:45):
What gets my girlies is when us women go into
labor and we ring the birthing sweet and they say, oh,
you're not in true laby yet, don't come in yet.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Well this happened to me.

Speaker 15 (52:56):
I sat on the toilet, thought I needed to go
to the toilet, but it was the baby's head.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I stood up.

Speaker 15 (53:01):
Her head came out in my hand and I waddled
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Had her at home. That got my ghoulies and I
had my little girlie finlus number one. Who will be
finalus number two? We'll play it for your next ye
jam nation.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Everybody twenty thousand dollars on Friday that he gets my gulies.
Finalists have been selected. Yesterday's finalist we had baby Flush Mattie.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I came up with that name.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Very good. Today we've got Murray.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
What gets my girl is is this? Recently I had
to put in a prescription for some medication. I had
to go back the next day to collect it. I
walk up to the counter, I said to the girl,
I'm here to collect the medication, and she said to me,
you have to collect at the other end of the counter.
I'll meet you there. So I walked down to the
other end of the counter. Wait about ten seconds, she

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walks down and says, yes, how can I help you?

Speaker 7 (54:03):
What I just spoke to you?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
We've dubbed that one the far q chemist. Who will
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Speaker 2 (54:30):
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Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, we're going to turn off our early alarms. So
we thought. We talked to a sleep specialist, doctor Michael Bruce.
We spoke to him this morning. We get some tips,
then we handed it over to you. How do you sleep?
What does your partner do? This is what I sleep with?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
The tribal drama was paedy for that. Spare a thought
for missus Vader.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Well spara thought for Mark from Gladesville. He sleeps with
a wife who grinds her teeth.

Speaker 14 (54:59):
My wife grinds her teeth, and it sounds like there's
a machine out the front rip and the road up. Ooh,
it is horrendous, like she had a mouthguard before that.
The dinner said, use this as like eight hundred the dog,
the dogs eating two of those.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
You see the dogs dogs have a beautiful smile, beautiful bridau.

Speaker 12 (55:16):
Two.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
That's enough.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
We'll be back for Wednesday show tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
TikTok Tucker, TikTok Tucker. Miguil Maistre is going to be.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Have Paella again.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I think he's just coming in for a week. You know,
he's been part of this show, so lovely celebration to
send us on our life.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Maybe you can make me a Pauline handsome steak on
the brevel.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Well, I'm thinking of doing exactly that for TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
As long as you don't revel me.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
It was either going to be that, it was going
to be Martha Stewart's incredibly alcoholic ignorged. We couldn't work
out which way to go.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
I'm happy for it from me and a bit from
Colin b he goes back. Although every and heard Brian yesterday.
People are talking about.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
You, bro, some of some of them are saying nice things. Brian.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
He go is next with Christmas Free.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
We will be back tonight for jam Nation, looking forward
to seeing your smiling face.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Then we will see you at six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Good day to you. Well, thank God that's over.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Good Bye, goodbye, Wipe the two baby right.

Speaker 10 (56:14):
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wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Good Bye, Jones.

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