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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the podcast Freendy So many Things Today.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Jimmy Carr, one of our favorite English comedians, is on
the show today. He's brilliant. We this was something you
wanted to do, Brendan. We heard New South Wales Premier
Chris Mins doing a very very good impression of Donald
Trump and you wanted to bring back that old radio chestnut.
Who do you.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Know if Battle of the Sexes becomes Trady versus Lady,
or beat the bomb becomes defeat the explosion, then surely
then surely it can come back.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Who do you do? People ring up?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
He's a spoiler alert. We got a Donald Duck.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know when I heard of Donald Duck, I went off.
I know I swore you did sweat. I swear we
can fix that. But that's that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
How does it work? Does it work? I'll let you
be the judge of that. Also, though, what about giving
your kids their inheritance early, not waiting until passed way?
Cost of living, cost of housing, all of that. Many
parents are making the decision to help their kids now,
But what happens then if you need the money later on?
So there's a bit of a you know, which decision
do you make, we'll put it to the pub test.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
And if you're heading to Bunnings and someone calls you,
don't say that you're in Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
If you ever say to a friend, if I can
do anything to make your life easier, and then they're
in Bunnings, and prove that it's not true. You know
a true value of that friend, Enjoy the podcast. That
a miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Mistress Amanda's mis Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend is in
a back room making the tools of the trade.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
The legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress, Congratulations, murder.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now is an Amanda?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
You're doing a great job for anyone.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
But your Selfie Giant.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Good radio.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Sorry but it's a tone twist set and Amanda, shoot
Timy we're.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
On the air.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
TEP the oney to you, Amanda, Well hello and look.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Out the window, so much lighter, this much.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Earlier daylight saving no dls DLS.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What about our text exchange on Sunday?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Why I don't understand how you managed to go no
an hour and fifteen how did.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You do you? I was saying the same thing you were,
but you didn't understand it. Oh, you've put it on Instagram.
You didn't even ask my permission to put our private
conversation on Instagram. This is like American officials using signal
to discuss blowing up in Yemen. Anyway, I've texted us
at six forty seven and I said, hello, I'm having

(02:55):
a couppa and reading my book. It's six point fifty.
Would it normally be seven fifty? And you said. You
texted back about ten minutes later, saying yes. Then you
text it again, saying, actually, I don't know how you
went an arrow and fifteen into the future. Right now
it's seven twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, six fifty.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I've said, but when I texted you, this is
my next text, he is, But when I texted you,
it was six fifty new time, seven fifty old time,
and you said, ha, no clocks go back, so old
time is eight thirty four. Now it's seven thirty four.
And then you've texted again. You've become the person that

(03:38):
sends eight different texts in rather than just one paragraph.
You said, now I'm confused, and I said, we're saying
the same thing. You feel. How did I go? How
did you think I wou an arr fifteen into the future?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You could do it?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Just can you just acknowledge, yes, that you were wrong? Please,
because you'm long. You mocked me constantly about daylight savings,
which is what you were doing in this text exchange,
but you appreciate.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't have what you just can you just confound
the situation.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I think you did. You acknowledged that we were saying
the same thing that the clocks went back. Yeah, and
so at six point fifty the day before it would
have been seven fifty.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Now I sort of kind of tuned out what you're
saying there. Okay, you know it's happened.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
They don't mock me ever about daylight savings because I
know what I'm talking about, and you're.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
As daylight savings now at the list. But can I
mock you about your driving?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Why do you going back to all the old tropes?
Road hog? You mock my driving? Said the man who's
had ten bike cars. Oh, come on, come, I haven't
run into you yet.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Come on, don't be like that. It's like that.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
What a day A point of day and daylight savings
it's all happening for us.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
And we got Jimmy Carr on the show today.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
He's always very funny.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
What of our favorite comedian.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Also, thanks to your new show Airborne, which I've just
heard breaking news, Do Do Do Do What?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's moved from.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wednesday night Few It hasn't been acts.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
No, it's been moved from Wednesday night to primetime Friday
seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
You've made it, baby.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
You know the living room news to be on at
seven thirty on a Friday. They've never found anything to
fill the gap.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
So the only thing that can fill the living Room's
shoes is you by yourself.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is me narrating a nature documentary. It is a beautiful show.
There's three more episodes to go, so I don't know.
That's the first I've heard that it's moved to Friday.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
And you and I should do a collab in the
narration department. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
No, would like to talk about daylight saving?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Would you like to think further?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
No, I don't. I don't want any more collabs. I
think you and I share enough airwaves.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, so that will have that for you.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It should be advertised as Airborne, not featuring Brendan Jones.
I would have stayed on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Instagram makes us return as well, and we can't do
anything until we do the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Here's question number one. What is Garfield's favorite food?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yum, gam nation.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
We have the Magnificent Seven for you. There are seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
If you do that, Amanda will say guess what.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
The jam pack prize includes a double pass to see
Ricky Martin Riggy Ricky Ricky. Yes, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, but that is pretty cool, and it could be
going to Rachelle of Green Valley if she goes all
the way.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Hello Rachelle, Morning, lovely people. Hello. Question number one for you, Hello,
it just gets you live in LaVita Loca. Question number one,
what is Garfield's favorite food?

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Oh, mamma mia la lamia.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Ironically, today is Garfield's least favorite day. He doesn't like
the Monday.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Doesn't like the Monday, LIZI don't shoot up a school
about it.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
That would be kind of duck if Carfield didn't started
blasting away, But what does he do?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
It would have shifted his legacy a little.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Released in twenty eleven, Stephen King's novel eleven twenty two
sixty three revolves around which major historical event Rachelle.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh, I reckon, Maybe it's a Russiana.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, it's interesting because the way Americans do their dates
eleven twenty two sixty three. We know there's no twenty
second month of the year, but they put the month
first date second. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Rodney's in harden, Hi, Rodney, oh here very well so.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Released in twenty eleven, Stephen King's novel eleven twenty two
sixty three revolves around which major historical event what happened
in sixty three? Wasn't born okay, old history, Rodney, Well.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
We weren't born in actually Manna, you were born in
sixty three.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, I can. I'm proud of it.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Of course. I'm not slagging you or anything.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, but it's called history. I know things happened from before.
It doesn't have to be in my recent memory for anything.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
According to Rodney, anything that happened before he was born
didn't exist.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Why don't you Camid? The pyramids must really confound.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Him thirteen ninety seven thirty six released in twenty eleven.
Stephen King's novel eleven twenty two sixty three revolves around
which major historical event?

Speaker 4 (08:28):
SA Nation podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
We are into the magnificenceeven we're bogged down on question
number two.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
It's going to Lucy in Balmain. Hello, Lucy, Hello, see
if you can help us here? Released in twenty eleven,
Stephen King had a novel called eleven twenty two sixty three.
It's an American date resolves, but it revolves around which
major historical event? What happened in sixty three?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Is it the fascination Jake Kennedy?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
God j F. Kennedy? Is we like to call him?
Let's play the not so secret sound?

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Loose?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Lucy? What's this sound?

Speaker 10 (09:15):
I gay?

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Would you record me coming to work today? Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
This show certainly, Yes it is not you look at
our other shows where.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
We're still on the road. Question four. Famous scientist Mary
Cury's remains and her notebooks are kept in a leadline coffin.
This is modeled choice for you. We're asking you why
A to protect them from moisture damage, but because they're
radioactive or c in case she comes back to life
and needs them.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
Is it because it's radioactive?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I was hoping. I like the idea of Mary Curry
coming back to life.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Where are my things?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I want writing films and then I'll go back to
my crypt True or false?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Luzy Bananas were first discovered on the Moon and were
later brought to Earth by astronauts.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is this true or is it false?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Lucy false?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yes, of course it is, Lucy.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
You know deal No bananas in fact came from Southeast Asia,
not the Moon. Question six. In the song she'll be
coming around the mountain. What will she be driving when
she comes?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
She'll be coming around the mountain. When she comes, she'll
be coming around.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Mountain, appeals, gosh something, she'll be coming around the mountain,
coming round.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You're not helping Britain, Yes.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You know what? Question seven? This could be you winning it.
What political event is happening on May three? Lucy?

Speaker 7 (10:54):
Oh, the federal election.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You know it's at Lucy, and congratulations to you. It's
all coming away the jam pack. You gotta double pass
to see Ricky Martin, Ted Dainty and Ted Live Presents
Ricky Martin Live Australia twenty twenty five. A superpastor cables
and Aqua Park, Penrith the most fun you can have
in and on the water and Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Amanda character choose for you'd cover in some standard pezels.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I say, Lucy, anything you'd like to add to this?

Speaker 8 (11:19):
This is amazing, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm real pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Now I've got that in my head. She'll be coming
around the mountain.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Where do people still teach their children that song?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
But what's the other one? That's not you coming from
Louisiana and Amanda?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I don't want any old zu crush, you know, please?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
But what was that one? Because sometimes she came from
Louisiana or Alabama.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Brendan, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
There's a lot going.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Would you make us sound older?

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
And Amanda?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Remember I had that big motorbike you've had about Tanda,
which one a big one?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Right?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
And remember us on the more feet that I had
an accident.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Combing through the Jerminac A big book of musical facts
on this day. In nineteen eighty four, Wham released their
hits wake Me Up Before You Go Go.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
If there's one song that really screams the eighties, it's
that one.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, you know the ad for the day
Glow and George with the big ear rings.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Big fluo kind of stuff and back the shoes life.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You didn't really question people's sexuality back in the eighties, remember,
you know, you had a feeling that someone like Freddie
Mercury might be gay, but you didn't say it. Now
everyone knows, you know who's gay and who's not gay, and.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Who mine is. They choose to tell us. Yeah, but
there's George Michael who could wear that outfit and your
tight white pants and you know, the fluo shirt in
the head band, and we going that's nice. I'd like
to go out with him. Did you?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Were you keen on George?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I liked him, didn't feel for didn't have feelings for him.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Back in the day. George, well, he didn't even know
he was gay.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Back then, no one had told him, although he said
in a recent interview it pretty much screams that he was.

Speaker 11 (13:03):
I probably appear less gay than I did at twenty two,
because I mean, you look at the videos and I'm sorry,
who needed.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
To be told?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You don't need to sign.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
Just you know, I've got curtain rings in my ears
and I'm wearing day glow and.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Rolling my eyes.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And I didn't know I was gay, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
So wake me up before you go go is now
forty one years old.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
And when you said there was a recent interview, I'm
assuming it wasn't that recent.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
So we didn't break out the weedja.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, break out your day glow.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Let's put it off, get it on. And you know
what I learned on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
What's that if you're in or going to Bunnings and
someone calls you, yeah, don't tell the person that you're
going to Bunnings because people say, oh, why are you there?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Can you pick me up?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Blah blah. I know you're talking about me.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
No, I'm just saying I was going to Bunnings yesterday
and I wanted to see how you were going, just
you know, catch up to the fat. And already I
was on the way to the Bunnings and my mother
said lot Britnan and my so you got a bunny Xit?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
But yeah, can you? And then I was talking to you.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just well, this is the thing you always have said
to me, and now I know it was probably a
hollow offer. You said, Look, I know sometimes things are
a bit tough, you know, Harley's not well and things.
You know, whatever stand you say, if there's anything I
can ever do, ever do for you to make things easy,

(14:25):
you let me know. And what I did need and
that morning, I'd just been googling it some covers for
outdoor furniture, and I thought, they've got them at Bunnings,
and I was going to have to I was going
to do it online to buy them from Bunnings. And
you said, I'm on my way to Bunnings. You were
talking to me as you're walking through the front door
to get to Bunnings. You got out of your car,
you were in the front door, and I said, actually, weirdly,

(14:45):
I need some covers that they have in just said,
small plastic containers in Bunnings. It's not hard. I'm not
asking you to actually buy furniture. And you went oh.
I said, oh, don't worry, and you said, look, I've
got to get enough stuff. I said, fine, but don't
ever say to me if there's anything I can ever do,
because it's a hollow offer. It really was, And that's fine, now,

(15:06):
I know that's fine.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
What I meant was like, something happens in the night
and you need to come around and fix a circuit breaker,
or there's a what.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
You meant, if there's something that wasn't a burden to you,
then that's easy and that's fair enough.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I would I would cross the city to help you out.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, then why not you were actually in bun just
buy something the size of a ponchow slave.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm going to go in there and pick up stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like if I was going to a pie shop and
as I'm walking and I said, oh, yeah, I'm going
to buy some pies and you said, oh, can you
pick me in one? I go, oh, sorry, no, because
I'm getting just pies for me. That's if I'd ever
said to you, if you're ever hunger and you want
to pie, you let me know.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
That is not the case.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's the same.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I think you're you're you're using me inappropriately.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
You know, so when you say I do anything for you?
What are cats? What are the cab? Only if you
find it interesting and you feel heroic. If it's boring
for you, you're not interesting. When we're a cape and
show off, then that's okay.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Okay, we're we're both I'll.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Do it, and we both understand the rules. Now, I
will do anything for you, okay, apart from buy things
in Bunny, but I already in I shop. You're already
in very passive aggressively. I said, don't worry, No, just
don't want you. Because you said to me you've got
a Bunnies near your house. I said, of course I do.
Just that you offered and you're there.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
No, I didn't offer you. You just piled stuff on
my plate. Men don't like stuff being piled on their plate.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Didn't don't offer, but it wasn't an offer.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
I wasn't saying I'm going to Bunny. Do you understand
what I'm.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Saying when you say so? When you say anything, it
doesn't mean Bunnings. But I got to your stuff quite
passive aggressively, and thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Am I going to see the money for that?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I'm to put it in your special wallet.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Let's get on down to the jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
This is a good one.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I read it on the newspaper over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Giving your kids an early inheritance? Does it pass the
pub text? Well?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Research reveals that seven out of ten parents aged over
fifty intend to give their children an early inheritance. And
you can see why without the Bank of Mom and Dad,
as we say, or the Great Wealth Transfer, How can
younger people afford a foot in the door of life
these days? If you want to own a property, how
hard it is. You've got student debts, you've got interest

(17:29):
rate issues, you've got housing problems, all of that. So
why wait till you've passed away for them to get
this money when by then they may already be established,
but they need it now. There's some interesting downsides to this, obviously,
is what if your kid just goes and spend six
months in balley and waste saw your money. Maybe you
need some strict rules around it. But also, as we

(17:51):
get older, we don't know what our changing circumstances will be.
Maybe we'll need the money for our own aged care.
Maybe our marriage will break up and you lose chunk
of your money. You don't know what's around the corner,
so do or maybe you just want to use the
money yourself and go on a holiday. So it's an
interesting fore and against. Here I full disclosure, am helping
my kids the Bank of Mom and Dad because the

(18:14):
kids don't live at home, and I just thought, you know,
we have cares in the house and things with what
Harley's going through, I just thought, let them have their lives.
But they needed help to rent somewhere or to live somewhere.
It makes sense to me to give the kids the
money when they need.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
It, yep.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
But you have to weigh that against whether you're going
to need it later on.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm always thinking, you know, on paper, it looks good,
but in inheritance means you're gone.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
And then they managed to live their lives.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
But you all know what it means. Inheritance inherently doesn't
mean that you're dead.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah, but you're dead so you don't have to worry
about yourself anymore. I don't have to worry about, you know,
paying Regio for motorbikes and stuff like that, you know,
because I'm not here anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, but you're not going to give them all your money?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Well that could happen. You could give away all the inheritance.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Then you'd be an idiot. I mean, you can choose
how much you're going to give them, but the point
is give it to them when they need it. But
then are you taking away the ability to learn fiscal responsibility?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yes, and that's the other thing. You know, no one
really helped me.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, but it was different for us. That's what our
generation says. We had to work hard. You can still work.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
When we were hard, I didn't think I would ever
buy a house.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
No, but listen to these stats, she said, trying to
find them here in the old days. I understand in
the twenties you could set all of that up. These days,
how about this. Houses now cost sixteen and a half
times the mean annual income versus nine times twenty five
years ago. That's how much harder it is if you
want to buy into the real estate world. It is

(19:47):
harder now. I got free education. You know. The boomers
were very, very lucky, and that that's what the discussion
is now, the Great Wealth transfer. Do we do it
now or do we do it later? What do you think,
jem jam john Z and Amanda. You once said on
my birthday, happy beepan birthday. Who do I give the
money to? It was part of the speech.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Wordsmith.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
How did the Roosters go over the weekend in the footy?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Beaten by South.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, there's a bit of trouble between a bit of
a melee between the fans as well.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh look, k I don know Lis are investigating This
is the hard thing with the roosters this year. It's
a rebuilding year, I think. But let's actually have a
look at the results, because what we're doing this year
with our footy tips is it's smart versus darts. Smart
being who are the experts or the betting agencies, tipping
versus random choices that I make. And I make those

(20:39):
random choices by throwing darts at Jonesy, who's in full
padded gear holding baseball bats with the teams on them.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
No, no ping pong bats, not bas did I say
I'm not in Warriors?

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It's okay, this is how it went.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'm going to aim. Here we go. Watch out, Brendan.
That went straight into the ground. That one hit your
head as per aim.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Yes, and very I would like to see how you
went up against the punters.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I've got the results here. Well, it actually tipping didn't
do very well. The winners weren't the tippers at all.
This weekend. Smart won this round. Three out of eight
games were correct. I got two out of eight games.
But overall, Dart, which is me, has won three rounds
and Smart has won two rounds, which just goes to
show I don't know what It goes to show that

(21:28):
don't listen to the punters, don't listen to the experts.
Listen to me throwing a dart.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Maybe I should bring in some baseball bats.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Maybe sham notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
When God I wanted to get right Now, go to
your windows, stick.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Down to the Jonesy the man arounds for the pub
test today. Giving your kids an early inheritance to passed
the pub test.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Research reveals seven out of ten parents aged over fifty
intend to give their children an early inheritance if you
can a lot of Well, the cost of living is
affecting everyone, so not everyone obviously is in a position
to do this. And also as you get older, you
don't know what your changing circumstances might be. But having
said that, it's much harder for our children to get

(22:21):
a foot in the door financially, in terms of real estate,
in terms of all that stuff than it was for us.
So lots of parents to collect the Great Wealth transfer
aiming to help their kids now and the kids need it,
rather than waiting until you've passed away. What do you
think giving your children an early inheritance? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 8 (22:40):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (22:40):
It does as long as you can afford it, and
your crystal ball is working to know that you're not
going to need it.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Well, if people want to give people a gift before
they die, that's up to them.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
They can do what they want.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
But if you only inherit something, it's nearly after the
person dies.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
So punder that one.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
I you agree. We recently sold my mom's house the
past and it keeps a little bit. And then with
the rest we brought from your house instead of a
childhood home and gave them some more. I'd rather give
them some now to help them with their mortgages and
they can get the rest later.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
This great, well transfer it like it's a problem, and
I think it's a great I want to give the money.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
Can I keep now that the government tax for us?

Speaker 8 (23:22):
I'd rather give them homelines out like that.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
To me. Explain that to me.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, because the capital gains tax if you sell your house, So.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You sell your house to do it, if you.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Sold your your your your pile, yeah, and you've got
an X amount of dollars for it, the government would
come calling for capital gains tax.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yes, So he said, don't sell your house to do
it and find other ways to.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
A little loan arrangement.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Maybe the lonely fans kind of something on the side.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I don't know how that comes into it.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Well, well, why are you talking about it with my accountant?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Let it go? Okay?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
So something I should know that no one's interested.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
You'd probably do all right, you know, Oh.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Please, I'll show my elbows. That's all I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
There's probably some sort of kink for they want to
know my ass from my elbow.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
So I'm going to be okaysis And.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
You have many strings to your bow, and narrator is
one of those strings.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Now that's right. I'm narrating a new series called Airborne
on Channel ten. It's four episodes. We've had one already.
It's extraordinarily beautiful footage and the show is about the
genetic advantage creatures have not just birds to become airborne,
to procreate, to find food, to fly away from danger,

(24:39):
could be snakes. You don't have to have wings to
be airborne. The footage is amazing.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
There's a lot of getting down and dirty with those
little animals, aren't there a little flying animals?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
You haven't even seen the reproduction episode and you're already too.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
When's that on?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'd like to hear the narration for that.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
You do such a good job at it though, And
that show now has gone from Wednesday now it's gone
to Friday primetime, Baby Parent prime time. And we came
up with a good name for it and a way
for you to win a thousand dollars with jam narration.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah, you get it, Jam Jonesy demanded narration.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yes, and you you'll read a series of song lyrics
in your narration style.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Narrate. I'll narrate the lyrics and you have to tell
us what the song is.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
And when you get the song, you get the thousand dollars.
The first person to get the song gets the thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
So we sort of do a sentence at a time
and see how you go.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
That's how it is. So what it needed is a
great intro.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
For this intro is very clear about what it is.
Is just I errate the song and see if you
can guess.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
If you don't want entertainment, you can go over to
the ABC. But right now, commercial radio, have.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
You made an introduction?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Well, yeah, of course, because I think of you and
the wild wild months, wild months, play it Tommy.

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Bus w bus.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Now that there's mates. Now an adult, he has just
a few hours to find a mate and reproduces. Then,
with her belly full, she invites.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
Him, giving him one what you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh, that is a disgrace. That is a disgrace. You
have taken the majesty of my female latino and my
fat and berg work and picked out a few tiillating
phrases like a child and put it to what's even
the song? What even is that song? It's terrible. Get

(26:48):
on board, it is terrible.

Speaker 6 (26:51):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 13 (26:56):
Amanda Killer narrates the groundbreaking new series Airborne seven thirty
Friday on ten.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
Bus Wow bus Wow bus.

Speaker 12 (27:06):
Now that those mates woh bus wow mrs wow bus.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Now an adult, he has just a few hours to
find a mate and reproduce.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
Fih bus wow muss.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Then, with her belly full, she invites him, giving him one.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Of course, I'm wasted here, I am wasted.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
That's your only excuse.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
That, Amanda show.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Airborne has gone prime prime time. You were prime time before,
but now you're prime prime time, of course, and then
you'll go prime prime prime time it's two am.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
That's the coveted Hey, hey, it Saturday spot on Saturday Night.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
No one's been able to conquer since Darrel and Ozzy left.
But I reckon you're going to be the new Daryl
and Ozzy. Anyway, let's get through this first. Were here
giving you one thousand dollars to win. Or you need
to do is correctly guess what song Amanda is narrating. Yes,
it's a song, and you just do the lyrics in
your little Attinborough.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
My little patronized Atenborough voice. I'm going to do it
in my best narration voice, and you have to guess
what the song is. We'll give you one line at
a time, and the person who can guess the song
will get the money.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Thirteen ninety seven thirty six is our number. Okay, narrate away,
friendy oh.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Okay, here we go. Can I have some nature music
nature sounds? Please? You're beautiful and that's for sure. You'll
never ever fade. You're lovely, but it's not for sure
and I won't ever change.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Nancy is in Glenn Quarry.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Hello, Nancy, Nancy, morning morning.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
You'd have a lot of nature down there in the
southern Highlands there I do.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
I just had to clean up. My dog had a
little vommy, so I hadn't. But here there's chals and wombats, kangaroos.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
And dog bomb which you know we have to have
to miss it. You need a little a little vomit.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Well, Nancy, we talk about your dog check it up
all morning. But do you know that you don't like
me to narrate it for you? Art didn't you hear it?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I meant your dog vomit?

Speaker 8 (29:17):
No, no, no, I can guess it. But I mean,
if you have, I think it's.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
You're beautiful, that's for sure.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Nellie Potato.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
What's a song called Oh I'm like a bird? Ah,
you've done it?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Crazyis oh?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Let's now narrate the dogs from it?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
A thousand works ka cash. That's a lot of chucks.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
God, yeah, thank you so much, and.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
You know what we're doing again tomorrow. Thank you. Nancy.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Thought that might have been a bit of a do
you want?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah? Man had a narration pants on.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I was all ready to go. Ended up being my briefs.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Thanks to Airborne.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Jimmy Carr. What can you say about Jimmy Carr?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
He's one of my favorite English comedians. He sort of
just tells a whole out of one liners, doesn't he
He's quite rude, but very very funny.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
He certainly takes down heckless, doesn't he really goes to town,
but just these observations about everyday life.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
We love him. Swimming is good for you, especially if
you're browning.

Speaker 11 (30:24):
Not only if you get a cardiovascular workout, you're also
don't die.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Two ticks and am.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
I sitting where you're saving Theresa?

Speaker 11 (30:33):
Front and center? His phone went off. Now everyone's got
on mobile phone. Someone's gonna leave it on by mistakes.
Not the end of the world to switch off. Not
a problem. He took the call. So there's me in
two thousand people going what the heck is this guy on?
He totally confidently. He went, I'm at a comedy show,
and then there was a pause and he went not really.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Well, we think he's funny and his journey us next well,
we love our next guest. He's well known for his
iconic laugh His tongue in cheek edgy humor. Jimmy Carr
has had people all around the world laughing for decades,
including Australia. He's coming our way against shortly and we
can't wait. Jimmy Carr, Hello, well.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Hello, that was that was a lovely introduction. You've got
the job.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Thank you. I'll be your'll right travel around with you
as your intro writer. It would be a good career.

Speaker 8 (31:26):
Yeah, I would like I would like that nice introduction
as you walk in a room. Fantastic here he is do.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
You get when you come on stage? Do you get
an introduction or do you just come out?

Speaker 8 (31:37):
I just come out. There's no support, It's just me.
But I mean it's sort of al right, isn't it.
People know what to expect.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I mean, your name is not I don't come bursting.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Yeah, I don't come bursting out of a cake at
this stage.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Norah Jonesy went to see Share years ago, and you
said the most weird moment was.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
She puse you? You you read a heterosexual man?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Jones He took his mes.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Yes, but there was a stage because there he took
his mom. Sorry are you trying to make him sound
more gay.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Than Way to Share?

Speaker 8 (32:11):
But there was the only thing gayer than going to
see Share is bringing your mom to see Share. It
wouldn't have been gay if you brought three guys to it.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
But at one point she came on stage and she
sort of appeered out of an elephant's bum now as.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
She was on top of the elephant, like it's a
pantomime elephant, I'm presuming, and then she somehow came out
of its backside, which I thought was quite impressive.

Speaker 8 (32:32):
Yeah, I mean that is that is legit impressive. That's
something at that. I mean, I don't know how to
say this, but if people buy to get to see me,
that won't be happening then. But then on the upside,
I won't be singing turn back time, so you.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Know, and if I bring my mum, my sexuality won't
be questioned.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Oh, you could definitely bring your mom to my show.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, people know the nature of your comedy. But do
people still get offended in your own shows?

Speaker 8 (33:01):
People do sometimes get offended. People occasionally do, but I
saw think that's driver error on their part. Isn't like
that's like buying tickets to a horror movie and complaining
you got scared you sort of thing? Yeah, okay, genius.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, Well, because in Australia lately we've had a lot
of heckler incidents with our own stand up comedians.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
There was a breastfeeding lady.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Then there was like one of our guys, Dave Hughes,
was heckled, well, just three drunk women just decided to
have a conversation in the middle of his bit. And
then more recently someone actually died in the audience, which
was tragic while their comedy festival is going on. These
are all the perils of being a stand up I
guess well.

Speaker 8 (33:41):
I mean, I would say, if anyone would like to hackle,
come and see my show. It's I can handle that.
Don't worry about it. It's going to be fine. I
get heckled everything all night, but actually I actively asked
for it. I've written a show. It's about ninety minutes.
It's got maybe three hundred jokes in it. It's a
lot of fun. But a big part of my show
is always saying to the audience, right, enough jokes for
a minute. I want questions. I want you to shout

(34:02):
things out. I actively encourage it. But there's a huge
difference between someone being disruptive at a gig and someone
joining in. There's a massive there's a massive difference there.
But what I'm doing on stage is like it's not
like there's no fourth wall. I'm talking directly to you,
so if you want to join in. Also, it's self selecting.
Everyone in that room is there to have fun and

(34:24):
have a laugh. Now, sometimes people have a few too
many drinks and you need to tell them to shut up,
but you very rarely need to gig people out, although
I would say when I do, what a lot of fun?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
And when you come to Australia, what do you notice?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
What's something that you find really uniquely funny about Australians.
Are that differentiates as from the rest of the world.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
But well, I mean, I do feel like Australia feels
to me like very much a safe space. It feels
to me like you guys can take it, I can
take things just that a little bit further in Australia
because it's it's almost like it's a matter of national
prime that maybe the worst thing you could say about
something is or someone is he can't take a joke.
So it is that thing where people have got that

(35:08):
that sense you I've really found. I don't know, I mean,
I'm very lucky I found an audience in Australia that
kind of they come back to the shows that a
year after year, tour after tour. It's it's kind of
joyful for me. I adore it. I mean, I'm really
looking forward to coming. It's also the new show is
just it's kind of a little bit of a step
up from the last one. If you saw the last
couple of specials on Netflix, I think I'm pushing it.

(35:29):
I'm pushing it just a little bit further, just a
little bit. I've got kind of a bit at the
end where I kind of say I always write some
jokes in a show that I think, well, this could
be this could get me in trouble, this could get
me canceled. And then I think, well, it's my job
not to care. It's my job. I need to bring
a section of career enders and see whether you know,

(35:49):
see how fast flat and then you just you just
tell them until you've lost about twenty percent of the crowd,
and then you go, Okay, that's enough. I don't want
to lose more than that.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
So do you maybe phone your bank manager to check
your mortgagees before you do these tours?

Speaker 8 (36:02):
A mortgage baby? This is show, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yes, Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Staying on someone you put all your money in a
giant elephant, not a white.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
One, a giant elephant, and share appears, Share appears out
of its ask.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well, Jimmy has always credit told you for tickets and
tour information, head to Bomb Presents dot com.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Are you Jimmy Carr looking.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Forward to go to Jimmy Carr dot com? Why are
you going to know what?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
That's what?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
It just says, Well, I can forget them Jimmy Carr
dot com.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
Yeah, Jimmy Carr dot com will have details with the
tickets and buy them if you're fancy. I'm going to
see the show and come out and have a laugh.
I'm like a cog dealer. Basically, I'm not dealer. I'm dealing.
I'm dealing in serotonin and dopamine. And a great thing
is border control can't touch me because you've already got
the drugs on you.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
I'm the mastermind, criminal mastermind is what I am.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Jimmy, thank you.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
Ah, absolute pleasure. I'll see you in the studio when
I'm there there, I would absolutely love it.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I'll be there.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
I'll be there next year.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I'm real.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
We'll see you then hopefully we will go see Jimmy.
Bye all right bye bye, you mate so much.

Speaker 13 (37:12):
Podcast Amanda Killer narrates the groundbreaking new series Airborne seven
thirty Friday on Ten's three More.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Instances and Amanda's you've gone prime prime time, baby, not
just prime time, prime prime.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm in the prime time of my life.

Speaker 8 (37:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time permits. You get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
You can make it two thousand dollars, so you can
double your money. But it's double or nothing with one
bonus question.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Richard's in Rudy Hill.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Hey Richard, good morning, good morning. Let's see what we
can do for you. We've got ten questions. We've got
sixty seconds. We always say, if you're not sure, say passed,
because we you have time to come back. Okay, it's
gonna get you sort of money. On a Monday, Richard,
here we go. Here comes question number one. What is
a baby horse called? Question two? Vodka, tequila and rum

(38:12):
are types of what.

Speaker 8 (38:14):
Spirit?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Question three? What is a servo?

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Short for service station?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Question four? How many days are in the month of September?
Thirty question five True or false. Canada is the second
largest country in the world. False, it's true.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
The largest is Russia.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah, bugger. Oh, I'm sorry for you.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You were doing really well.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
We're very composed and contained. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
No, well, it is what it is. It is, it is.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
What it is. Those are very wise words.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And Richard, good news on Friday. It's going to be
a five grand Friday. I know that doesn't help you
out well, it stands all right, it doesn't help you
out right now.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
But no, this Richard five to was on Friday anyway.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Well, Richard's thrilled with that news, and as we should
all be.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well, why wouldn't you, why wouldn't you now that the
man has gone prime time?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Thanks, thank you, Richard. We'll do it again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Well, Robert Irwin was bowguarding all the press with those
pictures of him in his underpants, and he's broken.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
He's broken the internet. He absolutely has broken the internet.
You know, I excuse me, he has broken the internet.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Some sort of cricket box. And there, you know, I just.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Feel you were yours at the back, which I find unusual.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Anyway, in other news, other people, other stuff was happening?

Speaker 8 (39:36):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
What else happened on No Idea?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
How I was premier, had a press conference and did
an an alarmingly good Donald Trump in pressure.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Today.

Speaker 14 (39:49):
We're bringing orders, you say so about the the astronauts.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
She's got big hair, big hair.

Speaker 14 (40:00):
To get another space station, bringing back down the city.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
You know, my son does a very good Donald Trump impression. See,
he's very good. It's quite uncanny. Which son, Morgan the eldest,
really very good.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I also heard Malcolm Turnbull doing a kind of casual
throwaway impression for him all day.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Yeah, that's the challenge for our leaders and they've got
to be able to stand up and if that means
you get a brick bat or a truth social post,
you know, saying you're weak and ineffectual you don't know
anything about China, that.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Is pretty good. Because Malcolm, he is a good one
to do Malcolm in February. You know, when you do
a Malcolm, I.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Don't think I don't think he's mockable with his accent
because it's not there's not enough.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
The moon Man used to do a Gray I used
to just love listening to the moon Man and the
poor old Moonman when Malcolm got the flick.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
He went, oh great, that was you know. I had
a few gigs out.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Of that, and then he said, now I've got to
go feral and viral and it flick myself.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
You are a great mimic. You do great impression.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
No, you you do one voice. You think you're doing it.
You think you're doing a cast of thousands, and you've
only got one voice. Okay, do doctor Wright.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Hi there, hello Amanda. Let's have a look at your
bop pot.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Do Mike Whitney, Sydney a big feet Smaghini do Coshy.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Hey there, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
You know, and then you attempt to do Bay and
all it is is hands in front of your face. Maham,
you adopted to the labe Michael winsloan.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, I am like I'm the man Vidio. I feel
that I didn't finish Coshi that if mel ever drops off,
you're welcome, Sunrise family.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
See are you doing, Sandra Sully? You do a good Sandra.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I love Sandra. I don't really know. Coming up in
the news, a new study has just dropped about Brendan
Jones being the man of just one voice. She's a
little bit yn avintage, isn't it of voices?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
There? Yeah, you know what it means.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Tell me what it means.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I think this was one of the greatest radio segments
that was ever produced on a FM radio.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Who do you do?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Do you do? Don't do it?

Speaker 8 (42:14):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Do it? Don't do it?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
And people hear me out.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
This is the world's oldest breakfast remake Battle of the Sexes?
I know? And how cheap a few harp give us
a call? How blue are your jack Randas? Have you
had a boil on your bottom? Really? You want to
do this?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Jaded? People like to do impressions.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't want to hear them. People like to do them.
Doesn't hear them?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Well, people ring up and we have to guess what
their impression is. Okay, so it's not what's your favorite
Jacaranda Tree? Okay, it's just a It's like Battle of
the Sexes? You know now they do Trading versus Lady,
which is just Battle of the Sexes with a new name.
It's like beat the Bomb became defeat.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
The Explosion and on what are we calling this one?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
It's who you come on? It's like falling asleep in
the in the snow.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
If it just happened slowly, I can give over to it.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
And people love to show their impressions and will sword
you for it as well.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
If you're a man of the match.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
You get the whole Easter show pack, you get family
pass of the show, you get our showbag. You also
get tickets of the Dodgeers.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Why don't you give us a call?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Are you doing?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Just give us a call?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yes, we have to guess whose voice it is, and
it can't be Jeff from the shops. Gotta be a
voice that we know, someone famous.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeahodcast who would have thought the christ Means would do
a bang on Donald Trump impression?

Speaker 14 (43:46):
But today bringing or did you say so about the
the astronauts.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
She's got big hair, big hair.

Speaker 14 (43:59):
We gotta get another space station bringing back down the city.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
It's pretty very impressive, very impressive.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
And I got talking about it and I said, you know,
who do you do?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Was one of the great who did that last? Richard Stubbs.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Richard Stubbs and before I worked with andrewick Ship a
million years ago.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
But he used to pay dividends.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
People like that stuff. People like to show off with
their impressions. You're very good at it?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
All?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Right, Well you know, I do you.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Know what I can do? Remember, I actually guess who
it is?

Speaker 8 (44:30):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Ready, ready, you have you done this?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Stand in funnel? Watch watch a pattern appears? Why is
it so you know that.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
You have you got any from this century?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Julius Sounder Miller.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Julius who I've forgotten his name. He used to do
that glass half.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
A four cream you He was a various dimmed scientist
who did chocolate commercials. And it's all we know of him.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Giant eyebrows, but no one would know who he is.
Now I suppose I guess he's not relevant anymore, do
you think?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Well, you know what are you going?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
No offense to him, but do an impression of someone
who people might know.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Missus bumnups up the shops.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah that's right. Hello, Oh yeah, how much is the watermelon?
We want impressions from people who we will know.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
You don't like this segment, Oh I don't. I don't
we bring it back if.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Kiss can bring back trading versus lady under the guise
of Battle of the Sexes.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Your name rather than who do you do?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Do you do? Trable drum?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
We need to say you see what or something like that.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Rebecca has joined us.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Okay, Rebecca, don't say who it is, just do the voice.
Oh there it is the nanny doesn't sound anything like them.
Just saying the line is not an impression. I'm sorry,
I'm going to be a tough judge. Thank you, Rebecca.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Sorry, Rebecca a man.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Sorry, I am being a curmudgeon.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Scott is with us, Scott, let's see who you are?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Scott.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Oh God, I'm started. I'm starting to hate this trender.
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Nathan?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
You're making me a hanker for Julius the Miller. Nathan Morning,
Brendan Morning, Amanda.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
I was gonna cool, but Pete, you didn't want me
to call. But I'll just get to call you.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
God.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
That is the examples you gave Julius some the Miller. Please,
here's one.

Speaker 15 (46:40):
Gronk you know have won. You just want to do
b ABC, you know, thoughtful.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Topic about wanting to talk about thoughtful things. So for
wanting to be a broadcaster, who who can make a difference?
Hasn't anyone going to do? I dream of Jeannie Master?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Could someone do something that's relevant now?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
And Amanda. Remember I had that.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Big motorbike you've had about Tanda, which one big one?

Speaker 3 (47:15):
And remember I was on the more fees, so I
had an accident. So while the world was going crazy on.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Robert Irwin in his underpants, New South Wales Premier Chris
Mins did a very good impression of Donald Trump.

Speaker 14 (47:29):
She's got big hair, big hair. We're gonna get another
space station. Bring him back down this deady.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Very very good, very impressive.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
I do many many voices.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
You you're a man of one voice. You think that
there are a number of people, but their one voice?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Right Koshi, Hi, the Amanda sam ever drops off the twig.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
You're welcome at the Sunrise family, Doctor Wright.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Hid Amanda. Let's look at your but I think.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
They're the same voice. Mike Quitney great, would like a
big fee, Bailey weather Man jobs, City Rich jobs. Yeah,
it's one voice.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
You didn't ask for. Julius Sandymilder.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
You can't even say his name.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
And watch watch a pattern appears.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Why is so unless you didn't know me? You bring
out the Allen.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Seal evers those spokes?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Can you do any questionions of people? Anyone would know?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
And that is the problem. With who do you Do? Where?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Finally we had Donald Duck before, which is dreadful. So
we're going to we're going to get this back the
tribal dramas you.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I've never believed in this Who you Do?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
We've had enough. Frank Spencer's okay, yes, please.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Jeff, okay, Jeff hit us with it.

Speaker 10 (48:47):
It is good morning, Amanda, good morning.

Speaker 8 (48:49):
The follow this with you.

Speaker 10 (48:51):
You might remember me. You might remember me from from
careers such as poloitics, you may or may not, but
of course politics in this country dates back in its
original form.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
It's a very good Bob Carr, I'm thinking, oh it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Is a Bob Car.

Speaker 14 (49:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Is it Bob Car?

Speaker 10 (49:11):
Yes, the former New South Wales Premier and Foreign minister, Bobka.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
That's excellent. I think that is very good.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Did say infrastructure. That's a nice piece of infrastructure in
New South Wales?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Sorry, well it is.

Speaker 10 (49:26):
I was responsible for getting rid of jet skis on
Sydney Harbor and that's about my legacy.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
That's excellent, very hard because of Bob bloody Car.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Thank you, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I was impressed with that.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
From Jeff with the G to Jeff with the J all.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Right, Jeff with the j Eliza with a Z. What
can you do for us? Tell us you do you
just do the voice.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
Hey, Jesse, Hey, and Anda will be picking some burgers
down the Rusty Krab.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Is that Spongeboby, Yes, it is SpongeBob Jefferson.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Is that your normal voice? Just do your normal voice.

Speaker 8 (50:04):
Jeff from the shop.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Okay, that's Jeff from the You're not helping my case, you.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Guys from the shop. This is the last one then Amber.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
You will determine if this becomes a regular segment on
to Amber.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Oh my god, you will fourth or t a y.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Maybe you want a hot dog? Real bash?

Speaker 15 (50:36):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Is that for Coolidge?

Speaker 11 (50:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
That was really good.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
It was very good.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
That was that's that's okay. Can you give some more Amber, I'm.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Taking the talk, tom Ass.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
That is very good.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Amber.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
If we could get you together with Bob Carr, I
think we've got something.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Amber.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Thank you, Okay, thank you. Brendan. How are you feeling
about it?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Right?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Out of five?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I think the Battle of the Sexes.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Battle the sex isn't next.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Let's let it go back to where it belonged in
the nineties Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
When you hear this, you instantly know it's White Lotus time.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
It's White Lotus time. And the finale of season three
is dropping tonight. There'd be some talk that it's slower
and less enigmatic than previous seasons. There have been less
highlights than previous seasons. There's lots of it starts, and
we may invertedly give away what's happened so far, but well.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Don't give it away from me. I'm up to and
I firstly, I will disagree with you. I think this
is one of the best ones they've done. I think
that's the whole point of it, is the awkward and
those yeah, I know, you know, the guy with his
business collapsing back home and the three friends.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I was reading I think it was Angela Mollard's columns.
She writes great columns, and she said, three girls I
go away together.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yes, because each person found that they're on the outer
at some point. Look, it's great and it is enigmatic,
and I will watch it and I've been enjoying it.
But in the past seasons there's been this every episode
there was oh this one. It got to episode six
before I had the oh my god moment and that's
the moment between the brothers.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Well what I'm up to?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
And you did you not think, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Well no, because I thought it was going to be
a lot worse than because.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I said to you, you think it's awkward, wait till
you get to episode.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
And it wasn't. And then I suddenly thought, well, where's
my moral cult.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I don't see your brother anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
That's a walk in the past.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
And to give you an idea of what we're talking
about without stating it too bluntly, they there's boys who
don't let me take drugs, went out and took some drugs.
There's this sort of big sexual threesome foursome, and that
it zooms in on the fact that there's at some
point some interaction between the brothers and I'm sorry, it's unpleasant.
It's unpleasant, but you know what. One of the interesting
things it's come from this is the discussion about Walton Goggins.

(53:05):
He is the actor who plays Rick, who is hugely
troubled from the time he gets there and he's trying
to find the man who he says has killed his father.
There's some speculation that when he finds him, are you
up to episode seven.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Bread No, no, no, don't record.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
How long am I supposed to wait? It's a over
a week.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Sure he can wait because I thought he was Parker Stevens,
but he's.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Goggins, Walton Goggins from Walton Mountain. He looks that's because
his eyes are close together. But as someone has said,
he's all forehead and teeth, which he is. And that's
the interesting thing because he's made the receding hairline attractive.
There's some discussion where they're saying, you know what, or
don't go to Turkey to have your hair redone enjoy

(53:46):
the receding hairlines. He made it look sexy.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Not to go to Turkey to get your hairline done.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
But he's made he's made the receding hairline sexy. There's
a whole Reddit thread called the Walton Goggans affair. Here
he pulls off this look and people now under afraid
how attractive they find him. That man is hot. He's
somehow balling in the most handsome way possible. It's not
just the hair on its own, it's it's his confidence,

(54:14):
his combination, his style that I don't give a rats, attitude.
All of that stuff is making him very attractive and
a big part of that is the tanned, receding hairline
and of course the big white teeth close together eyes.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Must admit.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
When I first saw him with showing the DP the
Devon patch and wooll you know usually you don't see that.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
But his devon patch isn't at the top, it's not
like at the back like a fryer tuck. It's the
whole Elizabeth, the first long on.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
But he's got a Devon patch of the back as well.
Did you not know that? Because all guys my age
the devon patches. It's a thing. Yea.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Who came up with the term devon patch?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I don't know, it's it's just there.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I've heard no one, but you use it. So it's
like you're seeing a piece of devon on the back.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Of your Yeah, you get a bit of devon on
the back of your hair.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
And it is because you were at the security camera
at the Pentral station.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
You go, there goes Devin patch and me great. Anyway,
don't say anyone, well.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
White Loatus, the final one drops tonight. We won't reck
it for you because Brendan, are you going to watch
two tonight? What you have to watch the final because
I won't be able to hold it right.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah, I'm gott to watch the one again because I
kind of fell asleep.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Oh, you've got to walk right, I've got to watch
episode six again.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I've not been a weirdo for the bride weirdo. No,
that's not the case at all.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Okay, yeah, damn Nation. We've got twenty thousand dollars for
our favorite ghoulie of the year. Just for winging, you
can win twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
What have we got?

Speaker 16 (55:51):
What gets my gholies is man buns. You've got these
big girls walking around attending they're warriors.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
You're not worrying big girls.

Speaker 16 (56:02):
What I suggest is you'll cut your man buns off,
shove them down your front of your undies, and walk
around pretending you've got a pair like a real mean yikes.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Okay, well we take all kinds of a weekend.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
What else have we got? You know what's annoying? It's
getting on a late train and you get into the
quiet carriage and there's a big science. There's quiet carriage, and.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
You've got some idiots that see you crinkle cut chips,
and it's crunch crunched munch munch.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
This is at eleven thirty at night. Each shifts at
that time of night unless they've been smoking posh and
they've got the munches or something like that. How I
wake up? I'm trying to have a sleep. Just go
to a normal carriage and crunch away. Give me a break.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
You want to feel that one.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Didn't you take a pack of sodden Viga chips on
an aeroplane because you didn't think you'd get enough food.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
An international flight? I wasn't sure.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Did you also pack a life be beating?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I wasn't sure. And my shampoo bottle spilt all through
my doner on the way over an eight week trip
traveling around Europe for time had ever gone over, So
there were some issues. Yes, Brenda, thank you for bringing
them up. What are you? My therapist?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
A pad and with the good You can always contact
us via the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
It's three to nine.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
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Speaker 1 (57:41):
You also get the jonesy demand of Tetawl and key
ring as well. Chris Min's our premier did a bang
up impression of Donald Trump.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
She's got big hair, big hair.

Speaker 14 (57:52):
We was gonna get another space station, bring her back
down a city.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
And this used to pay dividends back in the nineties.
Who do you do?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Where people ring up with their impressions and we have
to guess who they're impressing.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
You know, why don't we just go back and talk
about christopher'scase? Get the time.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Capsule anyway, you're not a fan for one of the
calls from Donald Duck Frank Spencer for owl please.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
We did, though, get a beauty from fifteen year old
Amber from Rouse Hill.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
I'm taking the talk tom.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Ash brilliant, Jennifer Cooley. That's that's how Amber sounds, right,
are you too?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
That's Amber Gold.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Won one seven's famous five continues with Rob Duckworth, bon Jovi, Madonna,
Robbie Williams, John farn Pink. We pay when they play.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
We'll be back for jam Nation tonight at six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
We'll see you then.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Good j to you.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Good good bite.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
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