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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Coming
up on our podcast today, Friend.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We put trillionaires to the pub test. Elon Musk is
on track to be the world's first trillionaire. These new
tech bros are earning money at a rate of knots
we haven't seen in the past. With that comes a
lot of power. Billie Eilish recently said, hey, why don't
you donate more? And she's putting her money where her
mouth is. What do we make of trillionaires? As I said,
We'll put this to you guys in the pub test.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Also, you put on your Molly Meltrom's type hat and
you went to Oasis on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well on my bucket hat and went with my sons
to see Oasis. I'll give you my emotional review.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Emotional review theah.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Also we paid tribute to the late great broadcaster John
Moores in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
A miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
A request for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Mistress Amanda and Miss Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Friend is in aroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I've been doing the legendary part.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 7 (01:27):
Congratulations, we're there any right now, Josey and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
You're doing a great job you selfie.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
No the good radio sorry, but of a tongue tongue
twist set and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Shoot, Timy, we're on the air. Happy manye to you, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Happy manyey too. Enormous ships, big cruise ships have come
into the harbor and they're on certain angles this morning.
Just look like how you know, I always look at
those things. How do they float? But the size of
office blocks, it's extraordinary. So taking a big fifty story
office block and putting it on.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Its side, amazing, amazing. What an amazing harbor that we
work in.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I don't work in the harbor.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, we're on the harbor well checking it out.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Harbor adjacent. Yeah, yeah, that's all you want in Sydney.
Harbor adjacent.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
As I looked out upon the to S M Building
and filled with sadness because we've discovered the John has
passed away yesterday, died.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
At his home us surrounded by his family. You know,
But we'll talk a bit about laws.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
What he meant there's a big loss in the world
when a broadcaster like that.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Leave of course, of course, but we've got exciting news today.
Everyone's a winner. Every caller who makes it to air
today is going to be coming along to our book launch.
We're having a fabulous book launch. This is going to
be on the ninth of December at Jackson's on George.
We've got the rooftop there, the beer. You've got the beers.
It's going to be what we Who's going to be food,

(02:57):
There'll be drinks, There'll be you, there'll be me, there'll
be people.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
But we need a band. We need some.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I've got one.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Who is it. Better be a good band, Better be
the best band in the world.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
The Tin Lids. I love the It's not the Tin Lids. No,
do you want to go through all the bands. It's not.
It's not Oasis. I saw them on the weekend. I'll
talk about that.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's not. It's not the Eagles.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
You clearly haven't thought this through.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, No, but I do know who it is.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I don't know who it is, Okay, don't tell who
it is. Please.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
It's Furnace in the Yes, Joe are boys boasts that
he turned us onto furnace on the fundament.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I discovered these guys.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
They are famous all the world over. They play festivals everywhere.
Our team went to see them recently. It was the
best We're all knowing.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Everyone was going nuts, and I said, this is us.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
They're unreal and I'm going to actually taking my Brisbane posse,
my brother and sister and or etcetera to go and
see them in Brizzie. They are just brilliant. But you
can see them with us. On the ninth of December
launching our book. Everyone who makes it to here today
is coming along.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, this is great.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
We'll begive the show underway because Instagram makes us return
and we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent set.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Question number one, what is the name of our brand
new book. I don't even know. Let me have a look.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Thirteen fifty twenty two is our number GM nation. We
have for you the Magnificent seven seven questions. Can you
go with the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If to do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'll say, tellingly, who else it's not what's going to
be performing? Not the Nolan sisters yes, Marty Rohan, I
phone he could he make it?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Well? Is there anyone from recent times?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's the furthest and the fundamentals. It's going to be there.
It's going to be amazing. So everyone who gets to
it on air today gets invited to our book launch
on the ninth of December. Jackson's on George's they've did
you got to Jackson's on Jewels? Yes, them to day
They've reopened it. It's absolutely brilliant and we're going to
have a great night there.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Bruce, of you Mina, you're going to be there.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Very much. Yeah, it'd be good.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Let me just say this. All of this has brought
to us thanks to book Topia, Australia's home of books
and gifts. This Christmas, you can shop now at book Topia.
Wel com That are you, Bruce?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
What is the name of our brand new book?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's Pop Off the Gem Well done.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
You managed had to check the cover.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I had to go and check the cover because I
wasn't sure. I've had a weekend to off. Have to
retrain myself.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
When someone refers to fur babies, what are they talking about?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Bruce?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Bruce, have you got a fur baby? What is it?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's Sonya's game.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
No, because she is going to come to our launch party.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Sonyan, Sonyan, Hi, how are you go home? Very much?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Sonya? You'll be there.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
You love it.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Thank you. Question Sony.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
When someone refers to for babies, what are they talking about, Sonya?

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Their dogs?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I think I hate that almost as much as I
hate people that say nom norm I.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know, I hate nom nom more liford fur.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Baby say they're not so secret sound?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Sonya? What's this sound?

Speaker 5 (06:36):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (06:38):
That's playing a piano?

Speaker 9 (06:39):
A rhyme on a piano.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
What's the song?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Though?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh so you didn't recognize the song? Let's hear it again.
I don't have to know the sound. What's the song?

Speaker 7 (06:54):
You know?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'll just say this, it's the not so secret sound.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So Sonya or so as you like to call her,
it's technically right.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
So that's if you make Sonya with an onion.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It's a happy birthday song, Sonya.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
But it's not the guests the name of the song,
it's what is the secret?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
All right? All right? He's question for this is multiple choice.
Since the nineteen eighties, Garfield shape novelty phones. Mysteriously, we're
washing up on beaches in France. What was eventually discovered
to be the source of the phones. Was it a
prank by local fishermen? Be it a broken shipping container
trapped in a sea cave? Or see a secret promotional
stunt by the phones manufacturer? B it was b a

(07:38):
broken shipping container trapped in a sea cave. See what
don't ferraris ever get trapped in a sea cave?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
And yeah, wash up every now and then, don't they? Sonya?
Are you getting help?

Speaker 5 (07:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Help for what?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Help? In the background?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sound?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Are you by yourself? Sonya?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yes? Are you getting help?

Speaker 9 (07:58):
No?

Speaker 10 (07:59):
Not?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Which cricket team will Australia face this summer as part
of the ashes tears?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Sonya EGO England and six?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Which part of the body or which part of the
body would you were a scrunchy your Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
You know which English band performed at Sydney over the weekend?
O Sonya Anya Sonya or Sonyan Sonyan as you will
be forever known on that shot. Congratulations make you cry
if you get and I think a personalized number plate
as well, there wouldn't be many Sonians around. Congratulations Sonya,

(08:39):
you have won the jam packed two hundred dollars to
spend at Soul Origin. Start planning your end of your parties,
Christmas or work celebrations.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Today.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Tickets for you and three friends to the Broadway smash
hit Love. Actually that's in Sydney on the twenty seventh
of November. Tickets from just sixty nine bucks. Fire Love
actually the musical parody dot com. But Sonya, you'll be
there and Jones nomanic character was Feeder Cohen and some
stale pencils.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Sonya, anything you like to add?

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You in the morning. Are you going to come with
us to the drive show? Sonyan?

Speaker 11 (09:10):
Yes, right, that work for I am.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Will you bring your friend with you? We friend, the
one that's in the room.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
With you, Come on, say no, no one's in the
room with me.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
It's Mars and that just got up.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
No friend, no friend. We don't ford to see you
on the ninth book launch.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
See then, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Sonya if that's your real name, and it is.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Youky Radio listening gazing quarter hour breaks so we can
forget that last quarter hour.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
That means they're going to come up with.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
A big fact Oh no.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Podcast on gold because the Magnificent seven wrapped up early.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
We have a gaping hole in the show.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
We need some radio partty to fill that gaping hole.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
And one of the chances, the big factor is here.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Okay, it's a big fact and it's not crazy.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I must stand Calie Ray for doing that for me.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Sounds like she's saying at the end, he's a big
fat baby.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Could be true.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Oasis got their name from an Inspirational Carpets to a
poster It was in their bedroom.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Inspirational Carpet.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Inspirational Carpets were a band in the Yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Was thought it was a carpet add.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's a sad state of affairs where you've got a
carpet add up on your bedroom walls.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
They're in Manchester. A CARPETI was a big deal.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
One of the gigs were of the Inspirational Carpets. They
were playing was the Oasis Leisure Center in Swindon and
the Boys the band was called Rain before that, and
they said, well, you know, why didn't we.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Give ourselves leisure center inspirational carpets There you go, well
I've learned something there.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well what have you had? You had bedroom posters on
your bedroom? I did?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I had, you know, those teenage. You know, I'll start
that sentence again. When you go to the record shop
and you'd flick through the posters and there'd be those
futuristic alien scape there.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Was always something sexy in there as well.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Well no, well, yes, I never bought those ones like airbrush,
you know the stuff that people would airbrush on the
side of a panel van. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that and
then they'd be snoopy, which is an instant cold spoon.
It's good for you to have an instant cold spoon.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Young rife through the posters for a bit of titillation. Yes,
where did the kids get their porn from these days?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I'll tell you from the carpet shops.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
And I sound like big Fat Baby Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I know you're trying to inflame me, but.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Saying ladies, asked your husband if you used.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Off through the germanaka A Big Book of Musical Facts.
On this day. In nineteen eighty three, Billie Idol released
Rebel Yell. He's famous, of course for his whiplash smile
and his rakish tongue out kind of behavior.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Has tongue out whiblash smile, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Well he whips people. Show me Oh, you can do it.
Do the other side.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I can't do the other side.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Try again?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
What about you do this?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well? How does this sound on radio? What about when
you do it? Is that thing where you do your
whipblash smile, but it looks like you're tugging it. It's
a piece of wire.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Does it look good?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It does? Actually, you're pretty good at that.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
You can take that on the road.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
You could. Mister Circus freak well, he inspired a lot
of people, and Miley Cyrus turned to a lot of
his antics when she wanted to show the world that
she was no longer Hannah Montana. So she do the
big tongue out and the whiplash smile.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
And people talked about a tongue.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
They talked a lot about her tongue.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Said she needed to take some more vitamins.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is that what happens to her?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Carusoe Steel?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
But I'll tell you what. I love Molly Cyrus's voice
And how good does it sound when she and Billy
Idol paired up? Have a listen?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I love it. That was just last year. Let's get
our whiplash smiles in order, because here he is, Billy.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
And I always like tales of nautical news from our
fair hearts you.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Right back, I'll hear a tale, a tale of faithful
ship started from this et cetera, et cetera, or this
tiny ship.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Uh an out of control boat has crashed into a
waterfront property and cirebilly up to two people and the
dog fell out.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh is everyone okay?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah? Everything was okay.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It was only a six point seven meter run about,
not saying it's only.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
It's not a good thing.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Don't they all fall out?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
It turned sharply, apparently.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Police were told n eighty two year old man who
was the master of the vessel with another passenger, and
the dog had fallen for the vessel after it sharply.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Veered right elderly, that's one guy was elderly. Yeah, but
he's still plopping around the heart.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Hopefully they could get him out.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
The vessel then continued into Krening Cove, narrowly avoiding collisions
with moored vessels and other waterway you uses is more vessels?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
A woman?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
No, okay?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
And then you know, do your pun stuff somewhere else. Okay,
field for you.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
But anyway, this is what it does.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
It's gone into Kreening Cove and then it's gone up
a ramp, someone's pontoon ramp jetty thing at their.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
House and ended up in the front yard.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Agree of difficulty did miss moored vessels, though.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Admites whoever she might be.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Bystanders assisted the two men and the dog, returning them
to shore, where they were assessed by a New South
Wales Ambulance paramedics. Inquiries into the incident are ongoing. I'd
like to see an inquiry in this newspaper. In the Telegraph,
there is not one word about Kreneing Cove, not one
word that the boat karened across the bay in Krening Cove.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
So you want to part come on the newspaper, the
one and the Telegraph. Quite frankly, I love the What
would your headline have been.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Just even just reporting the story? It karened out of
control in the.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Cove, karened into Korening Cove.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Karened it? Why not even why not even mention that
I would live for stuff?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Like they've let everyone down they have?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
What about that friend of yours He used to work
at the Laura Mercury.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That's right, he used to write the headlines. This is
years ago and there's a big ship called the Prince
Charles and the headline Prince Charles pulled off with two tugs.
Give that man a round of applause.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
That's the sort of stuff we want to do.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I don't know if he'd met moored by then.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
As a post with your moored boats, it is fourteen
to seven.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
That's what you said, wasn't I think so was your
pun humor?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It just it throws you every time.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
The man arounds for the pub test, and today trillionaires
do they pass the pub test.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
The world's richest man, Elon Musk, has been handed a
chance to become the world's first trillionaire. You want to
shareholder vote on Thursday. That would give him stockworth more
than a trillion dollars over the next decade. This is
a very This is a new wealth record for an individual.
He would be the richest, well, he was already the
richest person in the world, but he to be our
first trillionaire. I listened to this statistic. If you save

(17:00):
ten thousand dollars every single day since the birth of Jesus,
more than two thousand years ago, you still have less
money than he has, Wow, you'd have roughly seven point
three billion dollars just.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
If you went out with Elon to the pubs. You
just look Caule.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Remember he's the wife or the woman that had some
of his children. Said he was notoriously cheap. Yeah, maybe
wouldn't get her a new mattress. Crimes, crimes, wouldn't get
her a new.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Matt she said, bro get a new mattress.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
But this means that his wealth equals over twenty five
times what you could save in two thousand years.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Does he? Is he philanthropic?

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Not that we know of. And this is what's interesting Keeps.
This is a striking illustration of how extreme modern wealth
accumulation has become. In one lifetime. In the tech age,
you can out space thousands of years of consistence saving.
So the tech age is creating all our big multi
multi millionaires and with that comes a lot of power.

(17:59):
As we know. Billie Eilish recently, the singer Billie Eilish,
she was being awarded except she accepted an award, the
Music Innovator Award at the All Street Journal magazine cover
blah blah blah blah blah. That thing, yeah, some big thing,
and she said, why aren't we donating more money? Have
a listen.

Speaker 7 (18:16):
I'd say, if you have money, it would be great
to use it for good things and maybe give it
to some people that.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Need it.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
And love you all. But there's a few people in
here that have a lot more money than me. And
if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? No hate,
but yeah, give your money away. Shorty's love you guys,
thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Live in a communist world.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Your money away, before you say, she should put the
money with her mouth, as she did. She has donated
well in Australian dollars seventeen and a half million dollars
from her recent tour for charitable causes. The donation is
aimed at supporting initiatives focused on food equality, food equity, sorry,
climate justice and reducing carbon pollution and.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Other words salad titles.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
No, well they are, they are actual causes. But so
she has donated an enormous amount of money. This is
an interesting discussion. Is it everyone for themselves or is
there some point where you think you've got that rich?
Should you be that rich and should you be donating more?
Is it fair that someone can have a trillion dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Because it's fair. That's what that's what life is.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
That's what capitalism.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
People are good at saving many. I love capitalism, communism,
going to God, this is sure and.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
But this is the new capitalism, which is this incredible
wealth accumulation that is changing the equity of wealth. I'm
playing Devil's advocate here. How do you feel trillionaires? Do
they pass the pub Test?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two and elon, if you're listening,
it's your shout.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh Jonesy wants a jet Ski?

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Put a kill him to buy him? Here jet Ski?
I am brefed with jet Ski. I don't have one.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And where there should be a charity, And with people
listening to you saying why don't you buy them?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I'm not made of Jetskis gems, jam nations to the
Christmas party all over again?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Flight So you tip your job this.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Year Today everyone's a winner, everyone that calls through on
the show and gets to air, for example, the pub Test,
which is coming out very surely you get tickets?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Will you get to used to join us at our
book launches Tuesday the ninth of December. On this We're
going to be on the rooftop bar at Jackson's on George.
We're going to have drinks, food, Jonesy and me, stuff
and stuff and stuff, and guess who's going to be
performing Furnace and the Fundamentals our favorite band I was
in there before you just just so we don't have

(20:50):
to mention it every time. Oh you'll love it. How so,
as this is of course thanks to book Topia, where
you can get our book as well, exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Which is out now. The pub test is coming up next. Trillionaires,
do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Sham Nation podcast when.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
God I want to go on right now.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
In your windows, stick your head on a.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Yell all.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.
Trillionaires do they pass the pub Test?

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Well.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Elon Musk, who is tied to of course Tesla SpaceX
other ventures as well, is on track to be the
world's first trillionaire. To put that in a context, if
you saved ten thousand dollars every day since Jesus was born,
you still wouldn't be as rich as Elon Musk, which
just shows the escalation of modern wealth and the accumulation
of that in the tech age. All our billionaires and

(21:50):
our future trillionaires are these tech bros who have a
lot of power. Billie Eilish recently, when she was accepting
an award, suggested that billionaires, you don't need to be billionaires,
donate more money. And she's put a money where her
mouth is. From her recent tour she has donated the
Australian equivalent of seventeen million dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Probably makes a lot of money as well.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, well that's what of course she does.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Not that I'm a big elon must support it.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
But if you if you make a lot of money,
then you make a lot of money, you're going to
have overheads.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
We don't know if he actually donates money to to charities.
He might actually do it and be quiet. Like Kerry
Packer used to give people money all the time.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
He doesn't have a foundation that people know about. But
you can't maybe doesn't have right, but there is more
inequity in wealth in the world than there's.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Be able to sit on there bum and don't do
anything an you know you can't help.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
The society will always have that unless we're a communist country,
and then that doesn't work either, because Putin's probably one
of the richest people in the world.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Well, that's what this pub test is asking you today, trillionaires,
Is it okay? Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
I think it's a ridiculous amount of money. How would
you even spend that amount of money in a lifetime
when you know it's just too much.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
For one person.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I just don't agree with that. You know, there's so
many people struggling and don't have em in this world.
It's just ridiculous.

Speaker 12 (23:12):
It doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Is only so much money one person needs and you
really need to share it around. Trillions is just too
much money for one person.

Speaker 12 (23:20):
So Elon Musk has actually made a brand that's been
quite successful with batteries, pas, et cetera, et cetera. If
this was one of us, being an Aussie or not
a person, and they made the money, we'd be saying
the same thing, what about me?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
What about that?

Speaker 5 (23:33):
To me?

Speaker 12 (23:34):
I Reckon, you've done the hard Jase, he's done.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
A great job.

Speaker 12 (23:36):
So to me, it passes the pubtest. Look, I think
you can't take the money with you, so a little
bit here to enjoy yourself, but give a little share
a little because yeah, you can't take it when you go.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's true, Brandon.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Well, I'm just gonna give a little share a little.
Why don't you give all your money?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Why don't you give all my money? Why don't you
an't you go.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Right on gold? Hello? It's Jonesy and Amanda Oasis on
Saturday Night?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
How did you read Saturday Night Show with Liam and Jack?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
You know?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And I only bought tickets pre pretty late in the game,
but I suddenly thought I don't want to miss this.
And it was the most incredible, incredible night, as anyone
who went will tell you. Remember when they first announced
that they were going to tour, and we got gods
if they're going to be holding it together to get
to Australia. But they have held it together. They came
on stage hand in hand, left the stage hand in

(24:29):
hand in between, were on opposite sides of the stage,
and they were just true to themselves. They didn't pretend
to be otherwise kind of. They came out musically extraordinary
secut English, but they snarled, they you know, yo good
if this if that. They didn't pretend to be softies.
They just got into it and from the minute. Even

(24:49):
before they came on, the crowd was just on their feet.
I've never seen or felt anything like it. And the
crowd was amazing. It was a mixture of men in
their fifties, I guess, men in their forties or fifties
with their teenage and young teen sons and with their
oh I feel emotional talking about with their arms around

(25:09):
there when you go to blood and the young sons
are singing along the same lyrics as their dads, and
the pride on their dad's faces.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
They're singing it. It's their generation X personified those.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Guys they are and that these were the anthems. And
I didn't know all the songs, but it didn't matter
because the crowd knew all the songs. They these, as
I said, were these were anthems for everybody. It was
just extraordinary. And then the last three songs, so I
knew a few of them here and there, and it
was just great. But here we go, here's the big encore.

(25:46):
Here were the three in order. This one John's Baking Anger,
followed up with this wonderful and then this is the
last song of the night. I still emotional. Champagne super Nova,
Oh eighteen thousand people singing along.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, you sent me a picture of you and Jack
and Liam singing along and I just said, this is
this is what it's about.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
That was what it was about for me. But it
was also, as I said, this incredible memory, this nostalgic
kick for everybody. It was just brilliant. And I loved
how Noel introduced Don't Look Back in Anger because I
have a listened to how I introduced the songs.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
For the first You might have wondered what it might
feel like when you were willing to find out.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
You will.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
That sums it up. You may have wondered not what
it would sound like, but what it would feel like
to hear it, And that's what they delivered the feels.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
It was just brilliant, super super super and over.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Podcast Jonesy and Amanda ABC. Mate Friend, God, you're exhausting.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You're so exhausting.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Well, I'm looking forward to our launch event at Jackson's
on Jaw.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's going to be Tuesday, the ninth of December. This
is for our book, our book launch, Pump Up the Jam.
Our book is available through book Topia. We'd love you
to come along and join us. So every person who
makes it to her today, everyone's a winner, gets an
invitation to come along.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, and who's performing, it's going to be furnessing the fundamentals.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Those guys bring the vibe.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'll give you a kick in the fundament I remember.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
That they put a mash with a bit of oasis
in there as well.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, they play everything. You've got to love them.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
We'll give you some opportunities coming up after eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
In the meantime, we paid tribute to the Mighty John Lawsation.
It's an interesting time of our lives where we are.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You and I in our fifties now, Thank yous for
kind of you.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
But it is.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
And on the weekend, I like people when they take
a pivot in their you know, they've been doing something for.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Such a long time.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
About us going to the Drive show, well.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
That is a bit of a pivot in our career,
and I'm embracing that because we're lucky to have this opportunity.
Of course, and one of the gang has decided to
do a bit of a pivot in his career. Hasn't
chucked it all in, but he's decided to be a
commercial fisherman.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
That's not his normal thing.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
No, no, no, he usually drives trucks. But he said,
you know what, I don't want to do this on
the water.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I don't want to die wondering And he said, I
guess it's a bit of a midlife crisis.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
And I said, no, no, this is a gear change.
You're upscaling your life. So he's gone it all in it.
You don't muck around to be a commercial fisherman. This
is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
So he's bought a boat, got a boat, got the license,
got everything. Everything's tickty boo, all above board. And I said,
you know what, I'll be your crew. I'll come along
and help you. So we went out on Saturday. Oh
my god, that is the worst job in the world.
Who would be a commercial fisherman?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You just go on the boat stinky bait and I
don't get sick.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
But we were out Malabar and I sent you some
pictures dancing and then yeah, I'm surprised none of us didn't.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Die like it was like, but it was fun, but
doesn't sound it.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I don't need to do it.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Well, we're catching a snapper or a snapper. We ended
up getting some fisher and sold us straight to the mark.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
And is he happy with his pivot?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I think he's very happy. Yeah, what's the sea sign
that's got away from it?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
You know, maybe it's easier just to have a middlife
crisis and climb everest.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Yeah, coda. See that's why Coder, that's what you do.
But that's what it's all about. It's about pivoting.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I think we're gonna have an easier go of it
on the Drive Show.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yes, yes, we won't have stinky bait hands.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well hopefully not, though I may get sick occasionally.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
John Lewis passed away last night. We paid tribute to
him next on Gold.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
John Lewis passed away peacefully on Saturday. He had robust health.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
He lived. He did have some troubles when he was young.
He got polio when he was young and and they
didn't he was going to make past.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
His twenties really and he lived to ninety.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, he lived a very extraordinary life. John Laws.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
You know, I grew up in born in New Guinea
and came to like if he are but over in
New Guinea and came over here and really set the
radio world on fire for any broadcaster, they all know
about John Laws and I started.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
I knew of him when I.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Was a kid because he was just you know, he
was the only game in town. But when I started
in radio in nineteen ninety, we used to have to
play his show. So I was over in Western Australia,
so we'd have to record the feed over in Western
Australia because we're three hours behind, and then we'd run
at nine o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
So he'd record it and replay it and replay it.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
And that's what I really really fell in love with
John Lewis as far as a broadcaster, because he just had.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
That ability and that beautiful boy and the theater of.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
The mind as well.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
His voice was great, but he understood the theory of
the mind and he used to sell off. His show
would start with the El President theme.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
You know, he knew the theater.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
He knew the theater. He was like a matador coming
out into the ring and then.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You'd hear, hello world, this is John law And he
had his finger in so many pies. When you look
at Lawsy like he'd advertised Valveleene.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
You know, when you go to work with Valveleen so
do millions of other Australian.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
He dabbled in poetry.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
Love it was once like a healthy tree that stretched
the charms like a baby who does it?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
He had albums.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Album He sung your Trucking Trucking album.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
My little Boy that is.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
It's not a bit of spoken word, is it?

Speaker 13 (31:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
That singing.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
One of the tracks is sound was You've let yourself go?
And you know, I don't think we were great mates
because I don't know what he made of me.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I think you might have.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I think I scared him a little bit. But we
did hang out and there'd be a couple of times.
When my book came out in twenty seventeen, I went
for an interview with him and it was quite of
a hostile interview, but it was. It went for half
an hour and my agent later on she said, what
the hell was that all about? And I said it
was fun. It was like a fun bit of band.

(32:29):
You ambushed him, Well, he just got the theater. I
remember the first time we spoke to him on our
radio show. I think this is probably about twenty twelve thereabouts.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
What are you blaming me for?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Well, we lost you on the line. I thought, Oh
my God, this is a big chance to talk to
you and you're gone.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I blamed you, John, because you're the reason Jonesy got
into radio.

Speaker 13 (32:48):
Is that right? Yep?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
I'm responsible to that.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I still going.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
And I was talking to Kyle about this and Doug
Murray about johnlaws I said, what's what, Lawsy, It's like
he hates you, and he goes, yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Kyle said the same thing. Sometimes I think that he
just hates me. But he didn't. He he just had that.
It was just him. It was just him. And we
remember we did a collab with him and the dollies,
so the dollies where it was alab So I approached him.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
So the dollies and our little dolls were in our
TV had and we were going to be hosting the
Radio Awards, Radio's Night of Nights, which is sadly no.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Longer the Acros called the ACRA Awards.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
So the dollies were sent out into the land to
find the greatest radio host and we were enrolled by
none other than John Lawson and.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Amanda He'll see you now, go and find me the
greatest ACRO hosts in the land.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Wait, they've got to be good.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
They've got to be shet do not fail me. Oh,
I came keep you here on.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
I heard that so explaining that to him and it
came through it. It's on YouTube. You can check it out.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
But I think we really have to pay homage to
Lawsy and his calls. And if I said to you
Pike's Nursery, you would know this call. It's from a
few years ago. Now it's just pure laws.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Good morning, John, Good morning, ma'am. I wonder if you
could company I heard you. If you are about before
mentioning three different nurseries, then.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
What are you looking for.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm not looking for I want to mine flies miniature.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Yes, bonsai bonzai, I am yes, mine sweetheund I'll tell
you what to do ring Pikes nurseries, nurseries, Pikes Pike, Yes,
p y k e s there.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Hey, what am I known to deserve this?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Would you spell that again for me? Hey?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
I A t him?

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Did you say no, ma'am?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
I said p hy hy yes, p why is in Yankee,
k is in Kilo, he is in Echo.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
S is in stupid?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Pikes, p y k e s Pike's Nurseries.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Would you spell that to me, would you spell to
me what you've got written down?

Speaker 14 (35:29):
Pray?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Why I pray?

Speaker 6 (35:34):
But will we try it again?

Speaker 7 (35:36):
Ma'am?

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Okay you ready?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Now you got your pencil handy? Okay?

Speaker 5 (35:40):
P no P.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
As in piddle? Why as in yank.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
P?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I from P P you got the P there?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
That's right?

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Why why as in yankee?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Then you have a k.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Hey as him killed?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yes, I will, I will. I throw myself right down
the microphone choke you to death in a minute.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
That's what I'm going to do.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Appreciating, Thank you, thank you, Lord, thank you, John, thank
you absolutely facius. Now what's the free instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Hello World?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass
if you don't know an answer. Will come back to
that question of time permits you get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
You can make it two thousand dollars, but it is
double or nothing by answering a bonus question.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Josh is in Kingsford.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hello, Josh, very well, Hey Josh, just for making it
to wear today. We'd love you to come along to
our book launch. It's Tuesday, the ninth of December. Jackson's on. George,
would you like to join us? Yeah, I'll be great,
I'm real. Yes, Furness and the Fundamentals will be performing.
It's going to be an amazing night. All right, Josh,
you're welcome. So you're already a winner.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
How good is that?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
But let's see if we can get you some money
as well. Ten Question of sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, yep,
all right, Josh, here we go. Question number one, how
many days are in a full week?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Seven?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Question two? Which holidays on the twenty sixth of December?
Question three? What flavor liqueur is Malibu?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Us?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Question four? A group of platypusses are called what.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Us?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Question five. Adam West famously played which superhero in the
sixties Batman? Question six? The Wallabies represent Australia in which
sport rob Question seven. Hanoi Jane is a nickname for
which actress?

Speaker 7 (37:57):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Question eight. Valencia, Navel and Kara Kara are types of what.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Us?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Question nine. A book series containing three books is called
what question ten. The year nineteen eighty nine belongs to
which century? Hu Back to question three? What flavor of
cure is malibu, right? Oh no, no, what flavor coconut? Ah,

(38:27):
this was a tricky one. A group of platypuses is
called a paddle. A paddle, yeah, Hanoi Jane, that's Jane
Fonda acquired that nickname.

Speaker 13 (38:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
During the Vietnamese Vietnam War. Valencia Naval. Have you ever
had an orange? That's that's their types of oranges. Ah
and nineteen eighty nine. I struggle with this stuff belongs
to which century? It's the twentieth, of course. Oh, Josh,
thank you for playing.

Speaker 8 (38:58):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh that's right, and we look forward to see you
at our book launch on the ninth of December. Whit smiling, Brendan,
You're smiling at me like a what are you doing? Brendan.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I'm just likeking the back and forth between you and Josh.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'm allowed to talk to Josh. So are you feeling
left out?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Not at all, not at all. I was just enjoying you.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Well, that's why it looks so weird. I don't see
it real.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Shit podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
I saw something in the Tudor Advocate, which is a
satirical sight. So but it just nailed what men do.
It said, local bloke helps wife prepare house for guests
coming over by cleaning the shed. Well she asked me
to clean, says Hank, says just I had an instant

(39:42):
memory of having people over for lunch one day, and
Harley decided an hour before they arrive, maybe half an hour,
that he'd go on to the roof and empty the gutters,
just empty them by scooping up the leaves and throwing
them off the top of the roof.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, yeah, Why why then do you have a bucket
or anything to pick it up or I'm just.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Going to chuck it on the ground And then maybe
another time figured how well the next day.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
So that's the two stages of the roof gotta clean,
and it is why do.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
One at all? But then do one and not do two. Cinda,
who works here as our executive producer, said that there
was one day, Christmas Day, her mother was setting up
the table in all of the gazebo area for the
whole extended family to come around. Her father chose that
day to mow the lawn around the table and the

(40:33):
dirt was just flying everywhere, into tablecloths, into everything, had
this layer of dirt. Why then, I don't know. It's
Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
We were going to a wedding. My wife reminds me
of this quite regularly. We're going to a wedding and
we weren't living in the city.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
We were living in the.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Bush, and so we drove into town to go to
this wedding and the car got a leak in the radiator.
So I've pulled in and I've got my suit and staff,
all that stuff for the wedding. I'm at home and
I'm looking at the radiator.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
I bring up the nat rat.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
People who's nap rat maniped that rat?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Snap? Rad's still around it. Anyway, I'm sitting there and
I made of mims around.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
He goes, you know, you could rip that out, take
it in the nat Rad and they'll fix it by
the end of the wedding.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
What end of the wedding?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Next minute, Helen comes out and she goes, You've got
to put your suit on and stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
And I just had a shower and I was just
in my shorts and stuff underneath the counchy. What are
you doing? So I'm taking this radiator rat. I'll get
it to nat Rad before the wedding. You know, why
are you doing this now, why why?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Why?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Why? And I had no answer.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Did you do it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Of course did actually pull it all off and put
it in back in?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
And did you go to the whole wedding with black
fingernails and stinking?

Speaker 13 (41:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I did have a bit of a yes, bit of
residue of life, the.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Residue and smelling of Cooland.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yes, I'm not surprised your wife mentions that occasion, I
did go to nat Rad do the logod tribal drama
is going to beat for this. You've decided to do this.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Now we are gathered.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
There, he goes for the leaf flower. It is the
domain of men, isn't it?

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
It is, and this is what Tuda advocate is parading
so well. Local bloke helps wife prepare for guests coming
over by cleaning the shed. Just those words have triggered
a lot of emotions in your.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Husband, Harley. You got people coming around.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, he thinks, why wouldn't he, half an hour before
they arrive, go up unto the roof and throw leaves
out of the gutter, just onto the path, but with
no plan to get the leaves from them? And also
why then why does he have to then do a
thousand other useful things he could have done to help
me get right?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Why would I pull the radiator out of a car
some hours.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Before a wedding may as well have been your own
brand and take it down a net rat?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
What do men do this for? So the tribal drum
is beating for you decided to do this?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Now, dearly beloved, we are gathered.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Sharon shaving my legs. Hello, Sharon, Hi, guys.

Speaker 9 (43:04):
Yeah, it's my wedding day and that's today.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
My dad decides to try his suit on, which doesn't fit.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
I'm marry in my wedding dress with a staple gun,
trying to put up hands, do his arm length. Everything
was just so big and oh my god, I was
just like I wanted to kill him.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
How long had he had to do this? Sharon?

Speaker 7 (43:24):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (43:24):
We had months?

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah do it?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Oh, because everyone, my daughter's getting married next year. You've
got to get your seat. And I said, my god,
it's March next year.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Let's just that's what the day of the wedding's for.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
What the day of the wedding is for?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Thank you, Sharon.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Natasha was joining alone, Natasha, what was left.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Till the last minute?

Speaker 15 (43:45):
Now, good morning, Jones and Amanda. So my husband thinks
it's the perfect time to hate the ear wax and
wax his ears before a special event, like he didn't
have a week before the event to do so. So
I'm sitting there in my bloody gown pulling the wax
off his ear loop. That's what he does.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
So your dress ready to go when he's doing this, Yeah,
pulling off you know that wax that you have, and
then you put it on and have to wait for
your heart and and yeah, doing.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
That right before.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Oh, although I do, because you go in there with
a big shock of hair in your ears and he's had.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Might grow a lot of head. Might be to do
not defend this, it's a guy thing.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
Command Tips four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
When you think about it is the domain of men.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
You've got a big event hours away, then all of
a sudden, the man in your life will decide to
either mow the lawn, clear the gutters, or in my case,
change the radiator of a car.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Because I just remember thinking the weddings in a few.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Hours from now, Alea, it wasn't your own wedding, and
it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
The wedding car. It was my own personal car. And
you know, we're just nipping a net rat. By the way,
net rats still exists.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I was going to remember the.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Radiator guy.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That read me a cartoon.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
There's a little radiator. It's like mister Yawn, but a
radiator version and not as scary.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Well, the tribal drum is beating war. You decide to
do this now.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Dearly beloved, we are gathered.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
There goes the blowover.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Everyone who makes it to her today incidentally is coming
along to our book launch on the ninth of December. Jackson.
George got a rooftop b I've got first in the fundament.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I'll be there and the fundamentals will be world.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
And I love it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Bernie is with us, Hi, Bernie, Hi, guys, how are
you very well? Who did what? At the last minute?

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Well, many years ago, when our kids were young and
we were going out to dinner, which was very rare,
my husband decided to go and chop up some timber,
so the baby should have would have timber to put
in the in the log fire. But what he did
was the at flipped and he went through his foot
and we ended up at the hospital.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
And as you say, probably a few a number of
years ago going out to dinner for such a rare event.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
Yes, yes, oh we ended up at the hospital. That
was a better place, wasn't.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
It your little house on the prairie.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yes, thank you Bernie for the time Lisa is joining.
Hello Lisa, what did he assuming it's a he, what
did he do at the last minute?

Speaker 14 (46:32):
Okay, this is like every single time we have guests over.

Speaker 8 (46:35):
You work so hard to clean the house.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
And make sure the house is smelling nice, and ten minutes.

Speaker 14 (46:40):
Before they arrive, he disappears to do a poof Yeah,
and my teenage son has started doing it too, and
I just it just makes me flip my lid. I
will like stream, I will open the window, stop burning
all the matches because you don't want perfume?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
And why you don't know when someone.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Makes no, that's right, But I mean I don't know
why you want to get rid of the perfumes. My
question is why does he choose to do it then?

Speaker 8 (47:09):
And now my son is follow foodstays.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Amazing, it's nature's men amuse it is it is Well,
we're leaving the Ubers here and just go to the loop.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I'll be back at thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
But really it's just what men do?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Why do they do it? But the but tudor advocate
has nailed at local bloke helps wife prepare house for
guests coming over by cleaning this shed.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, you've got a big event and this is what happens.
The tribal drama's beating for that. You chose to do this?

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Now, dearly beloved, we are gathered.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
He comes to the blah. Peter has choice.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hi, Peter the Amanda. Hello, Hey everyone, that makes it
to where He's going to join us at our book
launch on the ninth of December, Monday.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
But what night is that?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (47:57):
It's a Tuesday. Actually, we can get a bit loose
on a Tuesday, thirsty Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
I've never heard of thirsty Tuesday, but that is thirsty Thursday. Anyway, Peter,
over to you.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Who did what?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
At the last minute?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
So it's too weeks overdue with my first child, and
my husband decided to I went into labor.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
My husband decided to pull out the ceiling and replace
it in the laundry.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
So this wasn't a surprise book two weeks overdue?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, right, so the clock is ticking and a moment, yeah,
incredibly hot day. Can I just say in defense my daughter,
My daughter was two weeks over as well, and it
just gets to a point when one so you just
start doing stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
But I do said she was even in labor. Were okay,
there's no defense, Thank you, Peter.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Dwayne is Dwayne man?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Are you got dubbing in a man? Dwayne?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
I'm dubbing in my father?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
What's he done?

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Well?

Speaker 13 (48:55):
We grew up on the farm and the day of
my sister's wedding, Dad decides it was a day to spray.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
The pigs for fleas.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
And let's say he was flated than the bride.

Speaker 13 (49:09):
And when we got to the wedding, you can guarantee
even the blind man could tell where he was in
the room.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Oh no, he's stunk as well as being late.

Speaker 13 (49:18):
Yeah, not much of the pigs, but it was more
of the spray, which is we used to use sheep dip.

Speaker 8 (49:23):
So you could say that was you could say that
was his clone.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
So could this have waited, Dwayne?

Speaker 13 (49:31):
Yeah, he could have waited till the monday.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
No.

Speaker 13 (49:34):
Dad thought, well, you know, we worked six days a
week on the farm, and the wedding was in the afternoon, so.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
He had time in the morning. Yeah, I logic, was
your sister thrilled?

Speaker 13 (49:46):
And she didn't say a thing.

Speaker 8 (49:47):
Fact, I don't think didn't you even.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Talked to him.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
I wonder why.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I think that this is what men do. We just
get stuff done. We get stuff done.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Get that stuff done at any other time. Thank you
for of course.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
They said, in less.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Than five weeks someone is going to win twenty thousand
dollars cash thanks themselves. Stocks and gravies.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Pretty cool, pretty cool. What have we got today?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I don't see the man. I guess my goolies is
the trolleys in shopping centers. There's either not enough bays
or not enough stuff to collect them, so people just
put them wherever they want to. It's very simple. Add
more bays, add more staff. Yeah, it's true, and it
may fine.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
You may give from the universe an old chicken or
a brand new pipe on chicken.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
That someone has gone, oh, that was my family's dinner for.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
All, but they're not going to come back to the
shop for the week.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
They may have just gone to put stuff in their
carring oh, hang on the chicken still? Oh that that
rich man's dog? Thanks to Elon?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
What else have we?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
My gooli is feedback.

Speaker 11 (51:04):
You can't go shopping anywhere nowadays, for example, at office
works without receipt, eating an email or a text message
afterwards asking you how they served you and did they.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Do a good job.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
Even if you ring someone up online, they ask you
to stay for a quick survey, and it's never quick.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Has anyone ever done that.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I did the other day?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Did you stay all the lady?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
It was so nice and so helpful, And then I
felt guilty.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I was going to hang up, and what happened? I
just did the survey and did it take ages?

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah? It took me two minutes. Oh you know, I'm
a very busy man. I'm going to have been cleaning
Goddess and doing something in that time.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I am stealing a chicken.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
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Speaker 3 (52:00):
I love that, Joey, you discovered this this morning, the
tribal drums beating. You decide to do.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
This now, dearly beloved, we are gathered.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Amichip said. Local bloke helps wife prepare the house for
guests coming out by cleaning the shed.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It's the domain of men. Sharon from mcgrass here, Yes.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
She had a story about her dad on her wedding day.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
My wedding day and that's today. My dad decides to
try his suit on, which doesn't fit. I'm marrying in
my wedding dress with a staple gun, trying to put
up hands do his arm length. Everything was just so
big and oh my god.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
I was just like, I want to get chill him.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, my daughter's weddings come out. That means I've got
six months to get that suit.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
When's the wedding six months to the day.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
That's exactly straight down to Kelly Country. Give me out,
father of the bride. Enough. We'll be back again tomorrow
for Tuesday show.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Looking forward to that coming up after nine o'clock. A
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Speaker 3 (53:16):
Look at he go. His noses all red and he's
bead is big.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
That's just I don't think that's intentional.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
We will be back for jam Nation tonight.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
We'll see you there. Good did you well?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Thank God? That's over.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Good bite, good bite wipe.

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