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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
it's time for our podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Something I keep seeing on social media is body count.
I wasn't even aware that this term meant how many
people you've slept with. I thought it was how many
people you've murdered, and I went way too high. So
does it matter the body count? Should you ask your partner?
When do you ask? We're putting all this to the
pub test.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
We go into our kitchen for TikTok Tucker and you
know it's surprising results for the grape Pizza.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
The grape Pizza. Em Gillespie is here to dissect all
the controversy around Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
That's not why I brought in the bosometer today.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
The bosometer is something that actually we haven't seen it
for a while. Jonesy would wheel in the bosometer. Who
was watching a TV show that had a lot of
naked bosoms in it?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yes, just to gauge how many bosoms we're seeing on TV.
And I will say this to the new show I'm
watching lately.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's been out for a while, but it's called Ballers.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
And it's about nf FL players and an NFL players agent,
well trained the Rock Johnson. My point was, I think
there's too many bosoms in the show.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
So knew that NFL had a lot of bosoms.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I wanted to measure this just to make sure that
my own observations were correct.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, So anyway that happens.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
That's all coming up in this podcast. That a miracle
of recording. We have so many requests for them to
do it again. Mistress Amanda's miss killer. Amanda doesn't work alone.

(01:49):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
The legendary Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Congratulations, we are there any right now. Josey and Amanda.
You're doing a great job, you selfie, good radio. Sorry,
but if a tone tone twist set.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Amanda's shoot timing, we're on the air, tell me the
moder to you, Amanda, how are you today?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I had a fall yesterday. Yes, I do know that
you texted me and said you had a fall.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I had a fall, Nana down. I was at the
gym and a guy with my trainer Jim. What's his name?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Doug?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Sorry, was that Doug with a trainer gym?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
He wears the shorty shirts. Does he under seen him?
It works out? He looks good, of course, because he's
motorbike going.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's going very well, thank you, because he.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Was a late adapted to motorbikes. I said, mate, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
For convenience and also does like riding them. Of course,
when if you spoken yesterday, you said you spoke to
my hip doctor. Today you're saying you speak to my trainer,
your hip doctor.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I did the doctor.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
There's a lot of people in your life, and I'm
part of your life, and I manage your life.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Now you don't anyone. You don't even know it anyway.
So a guy was doing some exercises on a bench
that was on wheels, and the wheels were poking out
and I didn't see. One of the wheels went down,
smashed my knee in my elbow. Now I fractured my
elbow before instead of the living room, and so I
had that similar feeling. I was lying down, broke out

(03:23):
in the sweat, couldn't catch my breath. You know when
you're almost going to shock because your body's thinking what's happened,
what's happened, And when everyone says you okay, you okay,
and you just can't talk because your body's just dealing
with what's happened. So anyway, I've got a big bulbous
knee now and going up and downstairs is very painful.
So that's how I am. I have had a fall,

(03:44):
and so I wanted to keep training because I only
just arrive. So you know, I did some small arm
actions and said that'll do. I'll get home there.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I had an alert on the phone because I've got
your Apple Watch telemetry put onto.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
My Actually, my watch did start buzzing, so.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It didn't I did the doctor, was what time was it?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Ivas by two of the three, three o'clock, four four,
probably four four o'clock, four o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Four o'clock rock two three four o'clock rock at four
o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Of course she took a lot of shily at four
o'clock in the afternoon. None of those things, none of
the words out. I think you should do an entire
show hooked up to a lighter tech to test. No
one would be heard over the beeB.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's you just throwing darts at me on a Wednesday, No,
that's Thursday.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Today is TikTok Taka Day.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Remember last week we made beefy banana. This was beef
mince yep cottage cheese, taco seasoning and banana, and we
thought it would be disgusting and it was surprisingly delicious, extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Also coming up today, Instagram makes us return and we
can't do anything until we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Question one which star sign is represented by a lion yamnation.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I noticed you're wearing Camo gi today. Look very nice
in that.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well it's not working then I could see you you've
noticed that's right. Well, I bought this at a market
sort of a whole of handmade things, and this woman
would go to army disposal stores and buy jackets and
put embroider things on them.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
What about us getting into Kud's with the Japanese Navy
and the Japanese army. You know, thirty years ago, my
late Nana Nana Mari wouldn't get in a Japanese.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Car thirty years ago, so that the Japanese cut.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
We were at war with the Japanese back what eighty
years ago? Yeah, But you know, I'm not saying it's
a bad thing. It's just that how the world.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Turns trade wins out trade.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
And also, yes, quite right, the world does move on,
you know, look at it, Look at Germany and the
efforts it's gone to make up for its past. The
world moves on likecky.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Everything's good now. Everything's hunky dory in the world. There's
peace everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
There's peace everywhere, Brendan, I'm wearing a jacket for peace.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Let's get into the magnificent seven seven questions, because you
go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Well, if you win this, you're off to see Ian
Moss and Mark Seymour at the barracks.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Should wear your camo your army stuff there?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, probably pretty and you might get an enlisted though,
and next year set off to next minute fight the
Turkey with this embroidery.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I don't think so. Tom is in Winston Hills.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hello, Dom, Good morning, Amanda.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
We have great question one for you, Dom, which star
sign is represented by a lion's leo leo?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Before embarking on a solo career.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Beyonce was part of what R and B group dom.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Oh oh yeah, I can't even remember.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Matt's in North Kellyville.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I Matt, good morning, good morning, journey.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Have you do you.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Know what R and B or pop group Beyonce was
part of before she had a solo.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Career with Michelle and Kelly and his child.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
There it is TLC.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
They were another Batchelor waterfalls, don't go changing waterfalls and
Sava that's this, that's that's this, this just.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
In his child.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Okay, I get them more confused.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Let's play What's on the Box. Oh, there's a little
intro there, Brian said.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Brian, you boy, Brian, Brian with the b Yes, but
Brian is that good?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Matt.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Let me tell you about Brian. He's just come in here.
How many days you've been here?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Three? Third day? Worked with us? Haven't explained. But What's
on the Box has a little intro.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
The box on. So the question for you, Matt is
which TV show has this theme? It's all the stars
of it doing a TikTok dance to it.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
The other day you're loving that bass.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Any idea, Matt. We can hear you breathing. But do
you have an answer to that? I it's like girl groups,
all these shows them saying they will sound the same.
It's not CSI, it's the Other One podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
We're still into the Magnificent seven and we find ourselves.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Up to question number three.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I'll turn the box on. Which TV show has this theme?
It's not a c A sign, easy mistake to make.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Don't wreck the bass's coming up?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Do you have terrible bass face?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
It would be that high base show. You've got the
low sid fishes.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Click two bass and then you get your boss s
gags up high Dean's in Leftgo please, I don't want
to watch Jones's face do that anymore? Ian? What's the
TV show Lauren Order? I thought that would be a
good drag named Lauren Order. Yeah, here on my own.

(08:50):
Why don't you just keep doing your base face and
I'll actually provide content for this?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
What would you rather in Amanda's puns or my bass face?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Ian?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
What unusual event.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Takes place annually in the town of Cooper's Hill, England?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Is that a cheese rolling?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Be cucumber wood fighting or see tomato throwing.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Rolling? Yep, English and weird now that what's the history
of that, she said, luring him to read.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's a traditional British event featuring participants chasing a wheel
of cheese down a steep heel and it's been going
on for a long time.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Question number five for you Ian, what's the highest mountain
in the world. They should roll cheese down from there.
That's a challenge.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
There you go for that in your pipe and smoke
and backpackers.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Which Australian swimmer is nicknamed Madam Butterflyhead.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Which brings you to question sevens come from nowhere? This
young man from Lifthgow.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well that's where he's come from.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
He's like the Lithgo light Flash.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Liftgo flash bet He Cuthbert, Well.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
You have to question number seven. We had Tim Ross
on the show yesterday.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Tim Ross was part of a famous radio duo known
as What American Ross.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Yeah, they must to be kings of the world, remembers
of the world. We have to go up again and
then we beat them and they.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Very graciously gave us a bottle of wine with their
faces on them.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
They did, you know, when someone beats us, we'll have
to give them something.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
We got any merch we should have wine as merch.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
He got Colin Jack.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
He's congratulations in and You've won the jam Packer double
pass to Ian Moss and Mark Seymour see them at
a night at the Barracks an unmissible event. A double
in season pass to see Rebel Wilson in Brideheart, an
action comedy in cinemas nationwide Now and JONESI demantic caricatures,
beating coloring and some Salar pencils and color with confidence.

(10:47):
Anything you'd like to add to this.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
In thanks, load your shirt, Thank you, Ian, Thank you
tell your friends. And he was a big fan of
my puns.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Brendan, Yeah, I still think my air base face is
pretty good.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Do you like the low one link one eighty two
low or up high? I'm curious spoken should have shown
him so much on the panel there.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
Podcasts Tips four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Stay on idios.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm going to flick through the Germanic our Big Book
of Musical Facts. Gee, this has taken Appreciate the passage
of time. On this day in nineteen ninety four, Ace
of Bassis hit the sign hit number one. That's nineteen
ninety four. That's like a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Now were you doing in nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I was traveling with Beyond two thousand?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Are you were still on Beyond two?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Was working on the Andrew Denton.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Show, the TV show, No not ninety four?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
What were you doing?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I've got your diary from then. You're in Beyond two thousand?
What were you doing? I was wearing nine ninety eighty
and wolen Well you yeah, I remember this song.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Dropped, So this song feels more recent to me than that.
To date, this is the only song that has spent
fourteen weeks at number one on the get Ready for
on the Billboard Pop Song's Radio Airplay chart. That's my
favorite chart.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
That is the best chart out of all the charts.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Well, that song was released in ninety four. The band
broke up in ninety six, but they reunited last year
for the release of their documentary called All That She Wants.
So despite breaking up many moons ago, the lead singer,
Jerry Jenny Bergrin, hasn't stopped working.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Are they Swedish?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Are they give their Swedish? Aren't they? She's currently touring
the States and she released this track just a few
months ago made me and my dreams made me in
my world, leave my world's fears.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Me from these tek me from the love.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
What a nice voice, beautiful voice. But it does sound
like a song that somebody would singing the voice, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I was just thinking that Marcia, what would Marcia say.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Sweet hurry going through to Sydney. She's not on the voice?
Is she that shows? And munched into one for me?
Ma's on the talent one? No, you know anyway, let's
play it, Let's play it.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Straight, idol, that's it. Had a lot of.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
People contacted me yesterday about what Tim Ross said on
our radio show yesterday about our future next year, and
a lot of people are going to you, all right,
and this is what Tim He came on our show
to talk about his new book, and he just out
of the blue said this.

Speaker 8 (13:39):
In terms of the history of FM and breakfast shows,
I think you know you'll be the most loved and
that's the most important metric.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Oh yeah, And.

Speaker 8 (13:48):
I think it's really I think it's really important to
say that because I think you guys are fantastic and
if there's a if there's one thing that sort of
sums up your relationship and I think it's it speaks
a lot, and I don't think everyone will listen to
your show in the same way, but it's it's the
softness when you in the way that you say each
other's names, and that was a very nice thing.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
I was a little bit mugie of eye when he
said that.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
It was very nice of him.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
And we've got a lot of response online.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
People said, I can't believe you guys are going what
you're leaving. No, we're not leaving. This is beyond our control.
So this is what happened, just so everyone knows. We
came to the end of our contract this year. Actually
at the end of this year.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
At the end of last year, we came to the
end of our contract.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I was starting a bit worried and our agents,
we have an agent, They shopped us around a little bit.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Other stations were interested.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I didn't want to go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well, we didn't want to go anywhere, and also it
wasn't appealing to us. So when I look at this
radio show and I came here in two thousand and three,
my big goal was to have a successful breakfast radio show,
and I thought, if I get you over here, or
do well, and I said to you, give me two years,
and you went, yeah, I'm doing two years.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
And that's it, my little kids, I don't know what
I wanted.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
We got to five years and I said, you know,
five years, you could easily get to ten.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
And then when we got to ten, you said, no way,
I'm doing twenty. But here we are.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Here, we are, We've done twenty and we love this job.
We love these hours. We love you guys. So we
loved being here for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I've been in radio now for thirty five years, and
in my time, I've seen many challenges. I saw records
give way to CDs. I was told that the CD
stacker would replace us. People can put CDs in their cars, they're.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Not going to need radio. The iPod, yeah, that's going
to key you. Spotify three players, Spotify is going to
key your podcast is going to key you. All these things.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
But you know, radio has always been a constant in
my life, and it's a medium that I love so much.
It's a one on one contact with one listener. That's
what I look at. I always I've got more than that.
I'm talking to one person. I don't think I'm talking
to a group of people. It's just one person and
which I enjoy very much. But I'll say this, the competition,
the pie is getting smaller and smaller. When I say pie,

(16:09):
the revenue pie is getting smaller.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
So content now is getting provided by everyone. Everyone is famous.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now have you noticed that everyone can tell their stories
on Instagram or any of those.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Platforms and the advertising dollar is spread pretty thif we know.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
That also technology, so technology for networking, even in the
last couple of years has advanced so much that it's
just got better.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
So that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
And I would rather do drive.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I would rather lose the time slot than the show.
So the show exists.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And the show always is just moving a few hours later,
and we hope you come with us. We assume it'll
be like three to six in the afternoon, and we
really want you to be with us. So that's where
we're going.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
And that's the greatest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
So you know, we're competitive. We want to be number one.
And we bought a show that is the best show
in the country. How many radio awards we won, how many.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Two years in a row we have won best Radio Show.
We had our best ratings ever last year. So we're
a show that is by all metrics successful. We're just
moving to later in the day to.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Be a corporate guy.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I want to be a part of one of the
most successful radio networks in the countries. This is what
I wanted to be a part of. So this is
what we're doing. So and what Tim said really gave
me pause for thought.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
They were lovely, lovely words.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
And so we're just going to take our love for
each other, Brendan until later in the day.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
And that love for each other, and when.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
We say each other's names so lovingly, it's so easy.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
You get a frigging dad and I hate you, I
hate you.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
All of that will now just be later in the
day when Brendan's less hormonal, ormonal one you are. Let's
not fight.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy de matter of
arms to the pub test.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Body count? Does it pass the pub?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I don't even know the term body count until recently,
but there's a lot of stuff on social media people
asking the body count. Body count refers to the number
of sexual partners a person has had. How many of
you had this morning? None? It's funny because I think
I would ask how many relationships have you had when
I married Harley?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
It's such a girl Harley.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Funny that Harley had been married once before and he'd
had another serious girlfriend as well. I thought if he
married her, I would have felt different and in my
twenties to marry someone who'd been married twice he's older
than I'm eleven years older, because that's a judgment call
in a way, And I feel differently now that I'm
sixty three. Guess you can be married five or six times.

(18:38):
I can see how it would happen. But sexual partners,
how do you feel about that? And do women judge
it differently to men?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
I don't think it's something you really want to ask
too much of your of your partner.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Doesn't matter, like if they say days, they say whine
you think? Or if they say one hundred year wait if.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You're married to Bonnie Blue, because does.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
That also is that also a judgment call? If they
have a lot of sexual partners, What does it tell
you about a person? Doesn't matter as long as the
two of you are together. It's the information says here.
People care because there are societal norms, religion, personal insecurities.
It's a big one for women I think, and maybe
for guys too, you feel there's a lot of comparison.

(19:20):
The average number of lifetime sexual partners, apparently in Australia
is nine. Were one of the highest countries to have
a number of sexual partners. Turkey beats us. Turkeys the turks. No,
that sounds like a lot on average.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Do you think what turkeys? I'm just looking at this.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
That's it says fourteen point five, and then says in
Australia thirteen point three.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
But I think that gets sort of averaged out right.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Okay, okay, well I'm a lot lower than that. Jeepers, Well, how.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Long have you been married?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's the Oh yeah, yeah, that's true. And there was
almost Carroll down the snow. It's almost a Carol my
body care.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I think just you on your own in a hot
tub doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Well, you don't ask me because I'm sexually boring. That's
what Carol said.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
So excuse me, Carol's Carol proposition.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
You're still talking about it.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
And it was fifty years years ago.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's not fifty years ago. It was seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
It was still too long to be going on this
much about it. It's sad be sad.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Now that is sad. Well, I don't ask me if
I'm un sexy?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Does it matter?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Where are you? Where do you feed?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Body count does answer? No, I'm not going to answer
the question. I'm not going to win if.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's thirteen, But you're not going to answer the question.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Just what It's not your business? How do you ask me?
Harley's never asked me, so why would you ask me?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Just for the purposes of so we can look at
every man and how you compared to?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Okay, body count? Does it pass? The pub task?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Podcast Jones don't be defined? But would I die a question?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
When people see cookchooks, they think of you and your stealing.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Come on, you get one opportunity to get a chicken
out of a show.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I been trying that. Someone's left behind, you know, don't.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You next You'll be like an eye was just going
on my bins.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'm an opportunity guy. You know what.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
The opportunity presented itself yesterday there's big seas.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
I don't know if you've noticed, how's could you go?
If you've seen big seas over the weekend?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
The seas were massive? Is this also part of I
know we had that terrible weather last weekend. Are we
getting any wash up from the tsunami?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Not that I'm aware of.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
There are big seas and usually where I go, I
like to go for serve most days on my board,
and you work hard I do. I leave here, you know,
after I quit the fun factory for the day, I
go and clear my head by having a bit of
a catch a few ways. But it was one of
those days yesterday. I looked at her that I'm not
going out, man, because there's all my mates that stand
on the shore and they go, you going out and
I said, no, I'm not going out there because one.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Time I was out there and on your paddle board. Yeah,
and my mate Leka, he paddles that. Hey, bro, I
saw you out here.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
So before I come out, I said, I've been trying
to get in.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
For the last hour. Here's what do we do? And
I said, well, we're stuck here for the time being.
You're both leak. Is that I'm.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Getting too old for that sort of stuff now, but
I did. There's a lot of novelty waves going around
at the moment. Is that novelty wave is where a
wave breaks where it doesn't usually break because the seas
are so big. I'm not going to say with this
novelty wave is because I don't want people going there, Okay,
but paddle to the novelty wave and the dividends paid off.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Because you're not going to tell us what's the point
that it's great.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I've got this like three hundred meters long wave.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You you've mister loansome without sharing the information.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
There's other people out there because they've all got those
foil boards now, and you know those other ones with
the little motor in them, the foil board and they
pop out of the water and there's a motor in them.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Have you seen them? And windings? Have you seen a winding?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
What's It's like a windsurfer but worse.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You know, I just go home and read a book.
You should try it.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Coming up, we've got TikTok Tuk.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
We do TikTok tuk and now this is last week.
We made beefy banana, which I know is your LinkedIn name.
There's a banana and mince and cottage cheese taco seasoning
and were surprisingly delicious. This is the thing with TikTok tucker.
You think it might sound disgusting, and it's great and
vice versa. What are we making today in.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
The pub test? Today?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Telling your partner your body count how many sexual partners
you've had before you met them?

Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
We don't tell the ones after.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
That's a big mistake. Partners get very sensitive about that stuff.
What is jacious?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
When God, I wanted to get on right now your windows.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Stick your head on a yell down to the jonesy
de matter of arms for the pub test?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
The subject today the term BodyCount referring to the number
of sexual partners person who's had.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Does that pass the pubtest?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
It seems to be coming up a lot in socials,
and maybe it matters more to younger people. I don't know.
Is it a topic of conversation when you first go
up with someone? Does it matter? Does it tell you
things about them? And should you know those things about them?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Punching well lover Wade.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
In Australia, the Turks they have fourteen point five, We
have thirteen point three.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
This sounds like a high number on average, but they've
averaged it out into the average number of lifetime sexual
partners they think is around nine.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
The elder you get, well, you might not get more
because you might be in a long term marriage. We've
been married for a long time, but you and I together, No,
but we've been married for a long time. So you
before Harley, and Harley was married before you.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yes, well that's right. But I was always interested in
how many serious relationships you has had, not necessarily how
many partners they are, you know, sexual partners they'd had.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And it was because I remember, and it is triggering.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I remember mentioning to you that Harley's ex wife used
to make shoe pastry.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
She used to make pro federals.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
And one day, well, just at a barbecue, and I said, Harli,
do you miss it?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
You did this deliberately?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I do, say you's curious because she used to make
it all the time. I just was, You know, Andy,
I'm an inquisitive person.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I've been at restaurants with you. No one's eating dessert,
and you said, I'll have the pre federals please. You
know that happened.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's top of mind. Why not to me, not to Harley,
but to you.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Apparently body count does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
I think BodyCount is so ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
I'm a single woman, and when I go on date,
if a.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Guy said to me, what's your body count? Huge red flag?

Speaker 11 (25:32):
It's gross.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
It shouldn't matter, and everyone has a.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Past, so I don't think that matters when you're starting
something new.

Speaker 7 (25:38):
Well, watching that at a first age, you've got your
life experience, so you get to a point where you
don't ask, you.

Speaker 10 (25:46):
Don't know, and what you don't know can't hurt you.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test. I believe that
body count is a personal thing and it should be
kept secret. However, if your partner does ask in a
private situation, I do believe that you should tell the
truth on how many people you've been with, just to
I guess you could say peace of mind. I don't
think it does. I think mind your business like people
do what they need to do, and you up someone,

(26:11):
I think it's a bit of a red flag.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, that's on a date, that would be.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh that's not you know, No, no, no, not on
a date. You need to be longer into a relationship.
If you're ever going to ask.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
After the wedding, do you think?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, I don't even think you should ask the question.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Ask the question.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Although, are there any French French partiseries open this morning?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I've got that you've got a hankering. Well, you know,
let me check for TikTok tuker. No, we're not making
profferals and never will. What are we making? That's there
mushrooms on it? Coming up next?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
GM you angry starting? What you do that you do?

Speaker 12 (26:48):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Of meat off the too much to give you TikTok tucker.
We make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
There's lots of controversy about pineapple and pizza. I saw
a guy on tik to make a pizza with grapes
on it, and he said it was delicious. And this
is a guy who's a proper chef and everything grape pizza.
So that's what we're going to make. I've got a
small pizza bas here because it's just Jumi and Brian
Ryan with a bee who are going to eat it.
So I put some cheese along the base. This is

(27:26):
shredded mozzarella. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
There we go, shredded mozzarella.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Now I'm going to slice up some grapes with my
left hand.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
There we go, slice one. There's a big what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Brendan can't want you to use a knife. How do
you think we need? There's how many is that?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
And so do you want your grapes face up? Face?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
So let's to a mixture. And so I slice these
grapes in half, a little bit up, a little bit
down like your moods. So I'm putting this on the
pizza here and on top of that. Now I think
we need one more. What do you think grapes on
a pizza? What do you think it's going to be?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Use with your words? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Well, you're using enough for both of us.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
And now there's silence when I decide not to fill
the gaps with my intellect?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Puts a fetter on?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yep, I'm going to put some fetter on.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I don't know where you get so jazzed in the kitchen.
Does this happen at home?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
No? Never, because I'm not razzed in the kitchen at home.
So I'm going to put So we've got our grapes
on top of our mozzarella. What a feed by this one?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yes, it's crumbled fetter. It's called crumbled fetter.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
When did that happen? Okay? Well, what do you cook
with fetter?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
At home. Do you chop up the chunks?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah? Just the chunks.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay, So there we go. And now I'm going to
sprinkle some.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Spiers fetter largely when you get it out, it just crumbles.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Can you move? I'm trying to do things. And I'm
going to put a little bit of oil. Yep not.
Can you open that lid safe?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Perhaps before you do this segment you prepare a bit more?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Have you taken the lid off? There we go, Thank you.
So I'm going to boil some oil.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Put some oil over.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's enough, I think, And what happens is I now
put some pepper on it. What because there's enough salt
in the fetta. I'm going to put this in the
air and when it comes out meat there will be meat.
So when it comes out, that's when we add some
fresh prosciutto and a tiny bit more oil on the top.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I thought we'd gone on ABC and we weren't eating meat.
Oh you me and Osha Ginsburg a plate of seeds
being incredibly smug.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I'm going to you've got that half right. I'm going
to put this air fryer on. Now if I knew
how where's its adjustments? What would your press to turn
it on.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
There's a big button that says on. Where is that?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, there's a big button that says on. Anyway, we're
going to get this air fryer working, or else will
be eating a raw pizza. Anyway, we're going to cook
this pizza hopefully, and so before too long we're going
to be eating grape.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Jonesy to the rescue.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
There's another droney noise that makes two of them.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Okay, so where do we eat that?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Probably about tweety I reckon, it's probably only about fifteen
minutes speak.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
So like mynn I used to make chief, she.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Made it like this. It's quite unusual. Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
What you do with that? You do it?

Speaker 12 (30:23):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Of meat to give TikTok.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
We make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I saw quite a renowned chef making a grape pizza
and he really liked it. So that's what we've done.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Who is this chef?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't know his name.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I saw him on TikTok, so clearly not that renown.
He told me he was.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Heapswicked, renowned and I've believed that his name is said Beer. Anyway,
what I've done is he some sort of patriarchal figure.
He's Indian, obviously. I have taken a pizza bass. It
looks yummy. I've taken a pizza base. I've put chip
mozzarella on it. I've put some fetter on it, and
I've chopped up some grapes that they've gone on it.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
And you put it in the air fry the Thermo mixed.
Know that you're cheating on it.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
You don't cook pizza in a Thermo mixed Brendan not
very good. Germans know that it can't do that, all right,
So what's happening here? I've taken it out. I now
add some precuto that I've got your old underpans, because
he's said it looks like your new underpants. And I'm
going to PLoP this on the top.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
But does it smell us good?

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Sprinkle it with a little bit more oil, and then
we are ready to chop it up and eat Ryan
with the bee. Brian, how are you feeling? This is
your first time you've sampled TikTok tucker with us?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Good?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Okay, Phil, Okay, here's what happens a little bit more
of stringing.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Have you asked Brian about his dietary or real?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I did ask. He said no, he said he doesn't
like He said he's allergic to banana. But I know
that means he doesn't like it, not allergic. That's not oversteped.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
That's a lot of oil. Okay, well there we go.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I'm going to now slice it up. You're ready?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Have you got a pizza cut up?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No? I do at home.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
But you could have done this during John Farnham.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You told me not to and you know that very well.
You said no, I want you to look terrible doing it.
Do you know very well what's going on here?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Now? What you're talking about? Where is that coming from?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
So I'm slicing up this pizza? And yes, it takes
time when you don't do it earlier.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
That is for you, Brian, and I'll give you one
to pass to your friend on that side of the table.
It's a little bit hot selsie a week poke the spot.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I don't know why you get I'm not paking any
all right, So.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
What happens here when I say three?

Speaker 3 (32:41):
It's a generous piece you've I know isn't.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
It When I say three and make sure you get
a piece of grape one two, three, I like it. Yeah,
if you like pineapple on a pizza, I think you'd
like this. What do you think? Ryan with a bee?

Speaker 8 (33:03):
It reminds me of a Hawaiian pizza, which begs a
question why.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Why make it? Well, some people don't like pineapple, but
they might like this.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I dare say, if you didn't like pineapple, you're not
gonna like grape.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I did say vice versa.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
If you want to live in an adventurous way, you've
got friend zone and say let's try something crazy. You'd
like to try it, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
It beats naked Twister. If you're don't try crazy things
when friends are around.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Show me your grapes. There's a cream for that.

Speaker 12 (33:37):
It's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
It's a very detailed recipe.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Will be on our socials today Teams, Success Podcast Entertainment.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Don't give me your best shot with the newm Gillespie
is here.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Hello, am, well hello, Before.

Speaker 13 (34:11):
We get into it, can I just say, how excited
I am that next year, finally I can live out
my fantasy of hitting the town until the early hours
with you two.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Because you won't have to wake up so bloody early.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
We would be doing the drive show hours, which is
about three to six. I've done breakfast hours for so
long I don't know how to recalibrate my day. It's
not a six months away, though, so we have time
to pick our brains as.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
To living in the twilight zone of the early hours.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
But upside dinners we're going I.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Know that's true.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
You know Jonesy's going to drink every night. We're going
to be in big trouble.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
How is this me? Maybe I might abstain.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I think it will make for great radio. Regardless of
the outcome of your sourprise.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
We're making afternoons great again. That's Marga, we got our hats.

Speaker 13 (34:56):
That's a perfect segue for what I want to talk
to you about today, because there's a little bit of
magger in this one. Not make Afternoons great again, unfortunately,
Sydney Sweeney Jonesy's imaginary girlfriends said imaginary she I.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Just I feel if there was another time, perhaps you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
I feel like I'm in a connection with her. I
don't know what to be a connection with her.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well, you've never met her, you haven't seen a films.
You might be the.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Only person left in the world who's a fan of her.

Speaker 13 (35:23):
After this controversy, she is at the center of a
massive social media storm at the moment following this new
ad campaign. She's done with American Eagles, so that's a
US denim manufacturer. So Sidney'sweeny. In case you don't know her,
She's in Euphoria White Lotus. She did that movie Anyone
but You that was filmed in Sydney. She has been

(35:43):
accused and this brand has been accused of kind of
making linking this ad campaign to ideals of white supremacy,
specifically eugenics, by making a punt about genes with J
and genes with a G genetic genes. I think we've
got a grab of the ad here for you.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Bobadi's composition is determined by my genes.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Hey, as appear, Sidney Sweeney has green geene. That's just funny.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yes, what is the controversy? And I'm always ready to
slag off anyone who's that attractive.

Speaker 13 (36:19):
Well, yes, me too, but to give you an idea
of what people are writing. And when I say this
is all over, TikTok like it. It's Mass twenty third
of July when this ad dropped. It has not gone away.
So one person wrote on TikTok the American Eagle ad
wasn't just a commercial. It's a love letter to white
nationalism and eugenic fantasies, and Sydney.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Sweeney knew it.

Speaker 13 (36:39):
Another person wrote, when those traits are consistently uplifted as
genetic excellence, we know where this leads. This just echoes
pseudoscientific language, a racial superheriority.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
See but you could have had a beautiful black model
act just saying I've got great cheek.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I'm pretty sure Nami Campbell all those years ago there
was it's all about the genes.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
I'm pretty sure she said that.

Speaker 13 (37:00):
But I guess the argument here is that they didn't
hire a beautiful black woman to do this. They hired
a blue eyed, blondlonde haired woman. So anyway, that's the
beginning of the controversy. It then intensified because there was
silence we didn't hear from the brand.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Although their numbers went up exactly.

Speaker 13 (37:18):
We didn't hear from American Eagle for ages. Finally, after
more than a week, it responded and defended the ad, saying,
Sidney Sweeney has great jeans. Isn't always was about the
jeans with Jay, her jeans, her story. So they're maintaining
this kind of it's upaun, It's purely innocent, its wordplay.
Sidney Sweeney, though, still has said nothing. So she has

(37:40):
not made a peep or a reference about this. She
has appeared at events, she was on the Red Car
but a few weeks ago at a movie premiere, but
she's said completely nothing. It's not the first time, though,
that she's been at the center of a kind of
conservative esque controversy. A few years ago, at her mum's
birthday party, a bunch of the guests were seen wearing

(38:01):
Maga hats, and at the time there was this big fuor.
But Sidney Sweeney said, stop making assumptions and turning an
innocent cell lebration into an absurd political statement.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Maybe she's doing an afternoon show. Altho.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
That was in twenty twenty two. Fast forward to twenty
twenty four, a US election year. Stay with me, Sidney
Sweeney formalizes her Republican status by registering as a Republican
voter in the state of Florida.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
So that was that such a big deal.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
It's a big deal because or the Internet says it's
a big deal because she doubts a big deal. She
downplayed the kind of Maga connections in her family, and
I think at the time people were willing to write
that off and say, well, well, if her family a Republicans,
doesn't mean she's a Republican.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
The twenty twenty five context or.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
Twenty twenty four when she registered, context of being a
Republican is of course not the same context as being
a Republican twenty years ago. It's Trump's America. It's Trump's
party now, so there's those Trumpian kind of links to
if you subscribe to this party, that must mean X
y Z about you.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Fair enough, Actually it's not as you do.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah, it's having said that Republicans aren't you know, not people.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
But what Emma's saying is these days, if you're Marga, that.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Is what there is.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
There is another subsect's fur the republic push to the right,
and Trump's now wading, hasn't he Trump is waiting.

Speaker 13 (39:21):
Of course he loves it. He's very impressed by the ad.
I think we've got a grab of him speaking here.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
She's a registered Republican. Oh now, I love her ad?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Is that right? Is Sidney sweet?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You'd be surprised at how many people are Republicans.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
That's what I wouldn't have known. But I'm glad you told.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Me that if Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I
think her ad is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
He said he thinks it's the hottest d and he
used the word hottest. And he also said that that
he think he thinks she's really hot and that this
is the end of workness. That's another part of.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
The date events.

Speaker 13 (39:58):
Also Wadian said something similar. But as you mentioned, Amanda,
American Eagles shares jumps twenty four percent after Trump's comments,
their best day in twenty five years, adding about two
hundred million dollar to the company's value. So from a
business perspective, it's great news.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
What size jeans do you think they're buying for Sidney Sweeney?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's not going to be good for her career. I
don't think.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Because I read a Marina Hyde. She's an English journalist.
She's very acerbic, She wrote this in The Guardian, saying
it's because she's hot and she's attractive. Everyone's up in arms.
She's got a sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Let it go.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I don't know where to put myself.

Speaker 13 (40:33):
I agree with silence is deafening, though, if whether she's
a Republican or not, whatever she says going on and
on and on, and her not saying anything, I think
the longer she says nothing, the worse the conspiracy spirals out.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
We sh just all drink her bath water and be
done with it.

Speaker 13 (40:48):
She has I mean, at the end of the day,
she's objectively very hot, so I think she'll be okay.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
She's got a very hot ad.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Thanks mister Trump.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Thank you, am you check her out at the Daily Eyes.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Instances and amandas.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Up the stick.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
It goes ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer, will come
back to that question. If time permits, you get all
the questions right, boom, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering
one bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Matt is in Croydon Park.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hello Matt, good morning, Hello, Hello, Matt. We've got ten questions.
I'm looking at them now. Let's see what we can
do for you. Are your eyes front and ready to go?

Speaker 6 (41:40):
Ready to go?

Speaker 3 (41:41):
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Sixty seconds? Ten questions and if you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back. Okay, we'll do
all right, Matt, he comes Question number one? What number
comes after? Eight?

Speaker 14 (41:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Question two? What bird is known to hoot and ol?
Question three? Who sings the Australian hit working class man.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Jimmy?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Question four? Jerry, Elaine and Kramer characters from which TV show?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Sign?

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Question five? Which planet is known as the Red planet? A?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Question six?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Who invented the light bulb?

Speaker 6 (42:17):
Oh path?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Question seven? Which cocktail is associated with James bond Jenie?
Question eight? Finish this A bad workman always blames his tools?
Question nine? How do you say thank you? In French?
Question ten? Lipton and Dilma are Browns are brands of what?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Back to question six?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Who invented the light bulb?

Speaker 10 (42:42):
I know this, It's gonna annoy me all day.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
A Well, you needed a light bob over your head
to give you the idea? It was Thomas Edison.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Thomas Edison, Oh Matt, Matt.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Matt, you powered through that. Oh man.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Sorry Matt.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Thanks for the opportunity. Love the show.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
We love you, Matt. Thank you for putting us on
the edge of a seat. I was willing you. I'm
going come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Sorry Matt podcast. So I saw this footage of a
backyard family barbecue and there's two little girls. They're probably
about six months old, I think, and friends have always
said they look alike, but you know, two distinct little girls,
and the mothers think, well, let's see if the dads
can tell them apart. So there's a dad at the

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barbecue and his wife comes up and just says, can
you hold the baby, hands him the other family's baby.
She's got little distinct pigtails a brightly colored little dress.
So she's sitting in his arms and he's jiggling her
along as he's turning the stakes.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
He looks at her fair in the.

Speaker 15 (43:53):
Face, moves her hair out of her face, gives her
a little kiss on the cheek, goes back to what
he's doing jiggling her along, looks at her again, looks
her fair in the face again, doesn't realize it's not
his kid.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
And then the other father the mother's in on it,
comes up and he's holding his baby and they say,
and here's Krla, the other kid's family name, and.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
He goes hello, and he's.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Waving his own baby, thinking it's theirs, and then because
obviously the baby responds to him, and he goes hang
on a minute. It takes him ages to realize he's
holding the wrong kid. And it reminded me of when
Liam was about eighteen months old. We went to someone's
backyard barbecue, was seeing a bit of them, and Harley
took a whole lot of photos and he thought, I'm

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going to blow up a photograph of their son and
give it to them. So Harley even had it laminated.
So we go to their house next time and he
hands over the photo and I'm looking at it. It's
a photo of Liam Harley and the look on the
other father's face wondering why we're giving him a laminated
photo of our own son didn't occur to Harley that
it wasn't their son, it was ours. He didn't recognize

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either of them. Is the domain of men, It is
the domain of men.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
It's happened to me. My daughter was in that choir,
you know, the Qualis choir. So wasn't good enough to
be in.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
The Qualis in the jet Star quiet she was.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
And we're watching her at town Hall and she's singing
beautiful and my eyes are wet and tears coming down.

Speaker 16 (45:20):
My mom gud and I said, Helen, she is beautiful
as an ourdoor, a beautiful. Look at Romany singing. And
Ellen said, that's not her, that's someone else. There's Romany
over there, like in the in the Loser wing to
the left, and she said, and that kid's Asian.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Come on, it was an Asian looking version of Romany.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I can't help that. It just happened over the same
face structure. I don't know. I thought it was her.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Tribal drum is beating for You don't even know your
own kid.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It's not the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Remember that episode of the Simpsons And it was one
of those Halloween ones, and home and all the family
goes missing in a zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
Everyone's gone, little Boch, little Lisa, little mind.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
And the rest ha ha ha, And what's his name?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
You don't even know your own kid? Give us a call.
If you're a man of the match, you're off to
see Jimmy Barnes, working classman gam.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
N And it is a story as old as time itself.
A dad's at a barbecue gets presented with a baby
which he.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Thinks is his.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
What he's multitasking doing the stuff, and it's not his baby.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
But everyone at that barbecue presumably is multitasking. But a
mother recognizes her own child.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Yeah, what about that friend of ours, Tim, we'll call him,
won't use his real name.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Oh, that's right. Tim was at the beach with his
wife and his kids, and the youngest child, Emma, was
on the sand and his wife went in for a swim,
little toddler, little tyler, and she said to him, keep
an eye on Emma. So she's out swimming.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
In the water past the breakers.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
He pops his head up next to her, and she said,
where's Emma? And he said, who's Emma?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Who's Emma? The travel Thomas beating for you don't even know?
You don't oh know your own kid? And the rest
Katrina's joined us.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Hello Katrina, who was ignored by who? Who is mistaken? Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I had a shocker.

Speaker 11 (47:16):
I was at little athletics as my kids.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
My daughter's running around the track.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
I've got the video Kapier going, oh, she's.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Awesome, and we get home to watch the video. I
was videoing the wrong child.

Speaker 14 (47:28):
So it was you was a mom. That's unusual, I know,
but they looked so much alike. Everyone used to get
them mixed up because they was the same eyes, short,
had the same running style.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Except your child probably didn't run as well.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
That's take your story, wal good pal. Thank you. Katrina
David's joined us.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hello David.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (47:47):
Jonie el Amenda?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Well, back in the day, my father was a new
Challenge Jet supporter and when they got punted out of
the league, we switched to Penra. We lived in the
Penrith area and we went to a game and I'm
thinking Penrif lost because he was very cranky. He was
yelling at me to.

Speaker 10 (48:07):
Get you in the car skidding.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
The came.

Speaker 10 (48:09):
We had a van and he's yelling at me and
yelling at me and I kind of work out people gathering.
Police were starting to get interested. He was yelling at
another kid he had. I had a pen of jersey
on a brown and white one. This kid had a
pen of jersey on brown and white one. And dad
was and make matters worse my father was military, so

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I was sure. I was always thought back in size.
This kid had a Brady Bunch haircut.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (48:35):
He was complete, but he.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Was that was it.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
He had blondish hair like me, and he had a
pen of jersey on like me, and no one did.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
The police were involved at a stranger's kid.

Speaker 10 (48:46):
I said, Dad, I'm in the back of the van.
And he looked, and he looked, and he looked, and
I said, this was about eighty four, as.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Said, he was still cranky that the Newtown Jets were
out there taking it out.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, so he was blinded by his love of class.

Speaker 10 (49:03):
Indeed, he he like when the police didn't actually get
close enough.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
But I could see. All I can remember is the
crowd gathering around Brucey's yelling at this kid to get
in the van, to get in the bloody van, you know, like, yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
That's brilliant, fake get a haircut.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, Amanda and Jonesy. You stands school
and learned school, That's what sounds.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yeah, Okay, when a dad is at a barbecue, he's
got to be focused.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
There's a lot of time sensitive things when you're a
cooker on job.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
This guy is turning steaks and sausages at a barbecue.
His wife hands him.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
His daughter, and it's not his daughter.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's a friend's daughter. Similar age, different hair, different clothes.
He smiles at her, gives her a kiss on the cheek,
gets a hair out of her eyes. It looks fair
into a face a number of times. It's only when
someone else walks in carrying his child that he waves
out as if it's a strangers and he goes, hang
on a minute.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
The barbecue friend, it's very distracting.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The tribal John is beating for You don't even know
your own kid.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Elizabeth has joined us.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Hello Elizabeth, good morning.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
I love you guys. This is a bad mother story. Yeah,
fifty years ago, delivered my first child after a long labor,
eleven o'clock at night. Back in those days, they put
your baby in a plastic crib and took them down
the nursery. I got up, being very smug at four
point thirty in the morning to go and get her,
and I was going to start feeding my baby, and

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down in the dusk of early morning, dim lights took
the baby, brought her back to the wood, changed her
nappy wrapped her up already to start what I thought
was going to be our first breastfeed, and a blood
curdling scream came down the corridor by a nursing sister, screaming,

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have you had that baby like that? And I said,
not yet, very smug, and it wasn't my baby. The
names were very, very similar.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I they a potatoes at the beginning.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Then surnames were so similar, started with the sea and
end with a.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Y oh see. And you can't recognize them by looks
because you've only known it.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
I was so young and so tired. I'd been in
labor for nineteen hours and all was well, always well,
and those plastic cribs and taking babies away. By the
time I had my third child in Margaret's Beautiful Old Time,
aren't they just all left it? There's your baby?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
The Old Days miniseries were made about that.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Sort of switched to babies.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
It's true, but Eleanor has joined us.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Ay Eleanor, who didn't recognize.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Who I didn't recognize my daughter. I thought I'd go
down and watch a play a game of soccer. So
I walked down. I saw a whole lot of girls
in mister d Rovers decided to watch it. I was
watching it for about fifteen minutes and then this other
lady came over and I thought, this is a nice,
friendly lady and she said, are you Ruby's mum. I
said yes, and she said, well, you've been watching the

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wrong game. We're over here.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Oh it's so easy to be shamed. Is never so
easy to be shamed. Pip's been the longest walk of
all time to make.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
The way to that other field.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Hello Pip, Hello, good morning, Good morning. Happened?

Speaker 11 (52:24):
Well, this is actually a story back from the eighties.
So I was one of the babies. My uncle hosted
a dinner party and he was a bit of a
jokest and while all the parents was back in the
day when you know you come in and put the
baby in the bouncey net and walk out of the room.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
That was basically it.

Speaker 11 (52:38):
Tonight. All the parents are off drinking party and having
a lovely time. My uncle snuck back in the room
and swapped all the babies around, and when it was
time to go home, they took the.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Wrong baby home.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
Oh no, and because we were country. Yeah, So it
was a good twenty minute half an hour drives home
and they didn't realize until they got there.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Oh day, swap a baby around and everyone thought it
was funny.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Did everyone laugh, Pip, No, they were there, of course
they were admit, another hour in the car.

Speaker 11 (53:13):
I'm still talking about it.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Thank you, Pip, Thank you, Pip, thank you for all
your calls.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Sham Notion podcast. And there are so many shows to watch.
I because I've got HBO Max on my on my
Telly now and I just love it.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
You know.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I watched the Billy Joel thing I was talking about before,
and now I've gone into Ballers Ballers.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
It's about the Rock.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
He is a former NFL player who becomes a player's agent.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
And I saw the billboard.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
It's ancient, it's been out since Ireck twenty seventeen, but
I remember the billboards Ballers, Ballers, Watch Ballers, and I
just didn't get around to it, and then I just
started watching it.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
And I'm a fan of the Rock and I like
the premise of them.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Is the show good?

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It is. I like it.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
It's very It's like Entourage but with football players, so
it's a bit Messajoe.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
My wife's not much of a fan. There's a lot
of bosoms in it is there and I almost dare
say too many bosoms.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
I can barely believe too.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Many pneumatic bosoms. There just seems to be too many.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
And do you stop looking at them? After all? Just
go okay, come on, that's and so is the Rock
because he's a protected species in terms of his image.
Does he interact with topless women?

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
He does?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Yees sexually.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
There's a bit I don't know about he's kissing style.
God's a bit too open for mind probably, just you know, is.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It a bit too sloppy?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It's like he's eating a mango. Come on, right?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
And does he interact with their toplessness?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, you know what, but in a nice way where
they're signed one of those good contracts.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
You know. The sheet is tastefully draped and all that.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
So he's not going to grope.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
No, no, no, no, no, he's the Rock.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Topless, but he doesn't touch them.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, but I just I just I felt it's just
too much bosoms.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
You've always liked that though, You've all like whenever Underberley
was on, used to count the bosoms.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Well, we got to.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
We at great expense, went to Dick Smith when they're
open and bought the bosom. This is not the dicker
meat to count the number of bosoms. And we've still
got the still got Brian with Ryan with a b
Brian drag out the booso. There it is, here's the bosometera.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Wow, twinning stories, I go fight up.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
So okay, I'll just give you some examples. So Underbelly,
the Underbelly series that had a lot of bosoms did
so underbelly badness. For example, a lot of buz No.
That was the least amount of bosoms shown on TV
out of the Underbelly series.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
And if I remember rightly, just count those in Brian
that was it.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Three that was a side profile three. It wasn't an
alien in there fun to dance with. So compare that
with Underbelly Raiser, fire it up, contrast.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
And size.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
That was from the twenties. So there was a lot
of bosoms. I'm just curious, why don't we fire up
the bosometa.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
The ballers? How many bosoms are in Ballers? And those
are just the rocks.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Wow, it's a light.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
It's just too much, too much for you. He kisses
with too much gusto, and there's too much bosom maybe
it's times you just to stick to something else. Maybe
just watch Tipping Point.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
I'll go back to McLeod's Daughters jem jam.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Nation twenty thousand dollars thanks to Missel Stocks and gravies
to our favorite gholie of the year.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
What have we got today?

Speaker 9 (56:57):
What gets my goolies is James and Amanda changing to
the afternoon time? So how am I possibly going to
cope with the morning commute to work without the lovable
voices of James and Amanda in the morning?

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Happy jan see? Not everyone will be able to listen
to us in the afternoon. We want to drag you
all with us, kicking and screaming.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
There is that? What else have we got?

Speaker 17 (57:17):
What gets my goal is is that judging Amanda changing
they radio show to the afternoon so I get to
listen to them when I go to school.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Might a little thing.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
We had Tim Ross on the show yesterday and he
said some lovely words.

Speaker 8 (57:33):
In terms of the history of FM and breakfast shows.
I think you know you'll be the most loved and
that's the most important metric. Oh yeah, and I think
it's really I think it's really important to say that
because I think you guys are fantastic and if there's
if there's one thing that sort of sums up your relationship,
and I think it speaks a lot. And I don't

(57:54):
think everyone will listen to your show in the same way,
but it's it's the softness when you in the way
that you say each other's names.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
That's very nice.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
But you know, I will say this and I said,
this is six po forty this morning. This is beyond
our control. But it's not a bad thing. Our company
wants to have a successful national radio network. The pie
is getting smaller. I'm a pragmatist. I understand that I've
been in this for a long time, thirty five years.
So I want to be part of the national network
that is successful, that is the best network in the country.

(58:25):
And so I would rather lose the time slot than
the show. Oh absolutely, so the show.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
The show remains going to be here. The show is
the same. We're just going to a different part.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Of the day.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
And I miss these hours, are going to miss what
we bring to breakfast. But what I'm looking forward to
is what we're going to do in the future.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
That's right, and we want you all to come with
us and listen to us in the afternoons as well,
and if you can't listen to us live, we will
still have our show on podcast. We're not going anywhere.
Just slightly later in the day, we'll hear our loving
words to each other.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yes so easy, you get a friggin dad and I hate.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
You, I hate you.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Jonesy might be less hormonal later in the afternoon. It
might be a nice chant.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I'm the hormonal one. Yes, that almost pushed me out
of a window. That's right out with the bad, him
with the good. If you topdat, you gott always contact
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He was cooking sausages on the barbecue to see how

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long did it take him to realize it wasn't his kid.
It took a long time.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
The tribal Drum was beating for this this morning.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
You don't even know. You don't even know your own kid.
David from Penrith told us about the time he went
to the football with his dad. His dad was cranky
and started yelling.

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
Made a goody in the car and he's yelling at
me and yelling at me, and I kind of work
out people gathering police st to get interested. He was
yelling at another.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Kid and he was yelling get in the van, get
in the van.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
And the dad was an army guy and the kid,
he David himself, had short.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Back in sights. The kid that he was encouraging to
get into the van had long hair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I wonder if sounded sus Were the.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Police interested right at you two? That's enough, Well, we will.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Be back again tomorrow, because you know what's back tomorrow, darts.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I've got the team sharpening the dark. This is when
you hear the loving words that Amanda speaks with me.

Speaker 13 (01:00:45):
I hate you, I hate Are you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Chopped off the bit where you were so mean and
angry at me?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
You know how hard is it to throw a dart?
Have you been practicing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I'm practicing against your bike. I'm going to go down
with the darts today and practice on your fuel tank.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
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Tim McGraw, lots of people. What's your favorite Tim McGraw, So,
I don't know, but I love him. A new performances
of being announced every day, and there's also a trip
to the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
I like Tim mcgaure because what happens to you hear
one of his songs. It feels like you've heard it before.
It's like Keith Herbert. When Keith does a song. Wouldn't
it be great if Keith played there?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
You never know.

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We'll see you at six tonight. See good well, Thank God,
that's over.

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