🍻 Jonesy Got DRUNK With Amanda Keller's Son At The THEATRE!

Jonesy and Jack rocked up DRUNK to Amanda's Theatresports charity event. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation. How you feeling?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I feel great?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Do you feel good?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Do you feel great?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Funny because about an ar ago you had a head
on the Desat'm filled with wrest you know, I think.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Let me set the story.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
So I was in celebrity theater sports on the weekend
in a big, prestigious theater, and on Friday, you said,
you know what, I should come and support you.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I said, well, that's great.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
And my son, my twenty year old son, Jack, who
who he's going to come along to And he said,
you know what, I'll meet up with Jack and will
come and support you.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
We'll have a couple of beers before the show.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well I didn't say that. I don't know whether you
said that.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
All I know is that Jayla Guya, who's in my team, says, well,
my daughter just said there's two very noisy men next
to her, drunk, one of whom spilt beer down her leg.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
And I said, Jonesy, I would to say this to you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I didn't spell beer on his daughter. I spelled beer
on jay So that's incorrect, right.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
And I saw you when I was at interval because
I came in to sell some raffle tickets. I don't
know if I've ever seen you so drunk. This is
a theater and apparently you were being shushed. The floor
was a washed with green cats, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Did this to my son Jack drunk too.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Jack was Jack was being sure.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Why what we did you watch what I was doing?
Did you watch the perform?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah? You were fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Did you see any of you were very very good?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, but we did notice the rove. Jack and I
were just talking about Rove and Jack said, man, he
looks really ripped, like he works out. And then we're
just discussing because he's wearing a little vest thing and
I said.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Look because it was a seventies Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
And then we were just noticing that these legs were
very very skinny. And then I made it. I just said,
what Roves skipped a leg day? And Jack spat beer
and laughed.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
And then then you and then happened And did you
you all so went out and replenished the beers during
the show.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, no I didn't. Jack did, And in order not
to disrupt your.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Performance, you got him to go he.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Go, because he go, he go. Okay, here's the problem,
here's what happened.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Tell me what happened from your point of view, what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What happened was I didn't expect to drink so much.
But what happened my son and his daughter, my new
daughter in law, came around to show wedding photos, and
they made us a cocktail in the afternoon. I had
a cocktail, so already I had a bit of a taste,
and then I got into the end more and then
I was a bit early, so I had a couple
of beers at the park, and then Jack came along
and we had more beers. And then the problem was

(02:43):
at the theater they were serving VB. And I don't
usually drink the VB.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know, it's because you normally drink beer that doesn't
have alcohol.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I usually just joking standard, you know. And but we're
drinking the green grenades. And Jack because he didn't want
to upset your performance, so he would go to the
bar and get four at a time.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
So he didn't upset my performance.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yes, me didn't keep going back and forth to the
to the bar during the show.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
So when you went to the bar, did you miss
anything from this?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I was sitting there watching and making sure. So when
Rave started talking I said, okay, I know Rave, he's
going to talk for three minutes and twenty mate, you
got time to go, and he went and.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Well, from what I hear, the floor was a wash
with can wash is.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
And then we went to dinner after and you took
two beers with you hidden in your jacket into a license,
into a bar, into a licensed premises.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Just chuck him out in the street. There was wasn't
any bins or anything.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
But when I saw you at halftime, I don't think
I've ever seen you that drunk. I thought, hang on
a second, we're here.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
At the theater.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, but that's incorrect. I wasn't that you've been drugging.
That was fine. Look, jem I Rye was there. How
was I made? You were like you.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Could barely walk, that you were smashed.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
You were making up some story about how you hurt
your leg in a boat or something.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh that's right. You were limping around as.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Okay, yeah, I just think, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
What do you think this is? I mean, this is
the epitome of my fear. This is what this is
written on our rundown today. If I'd seen this on Friday,
I would have run a Mile Jonesy came to Amanda's
Theater Sports charity event and rocked up drunk with Amanda's
son Jack.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That is my nine. It doesn't look good, does it.
But I do appreciate your support.