🍺 PUB TEST: Does A Small Marital Bed Equal A Happier Marriage?

Does a small marital bed pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda Jamna Jonesy the Man of Arms to the
pub test a small marital bed? Is it past the
pub test?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Popular culture likes us to believe that people sleep all
intertwined with their limbs everywhere and their comfy cozy's all
snuggled up. That's not how I like to sleep.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
If they're on your head, no, not if you're on
their heads on your arm, and your arm goes to sleep.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Matthew McConaughey has given some marital advice, and he said this,
and now you've.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Got a better you want to snuggle up, and like, well,
we've got to cover you, coming about twelve feet, now
come twelve Fet're like, man, this this damn king says
it's not good for the marriage. Man, And so we
got a Queen's where we're shoulder or shoulder. I'm dolling
you it's good for your marriage.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Largely, I don't take advice from people that play bongos,
but I agree with Matthew.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You think a smaller bed is better.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I think the king's waiting.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh no, I love a king's sized bed. I love it.
I could never get the hump in the middle. Yeah, well,
particularly with the hours we do. We get up, you know,
on our own and go to bed on our own.
You kind of need your own sleeping space. Yeah, how
do you feel a small marital bed? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, it doesn't. You can't have anything smaller than a
queen's side bed. When I'm in bed, I'm in bed
to sleep and I can't see anyone does to day
if I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping. I don't want anyone near me.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
After going from a small marital bed to a big
marital bed, I've a very big one in a small
one because I've got more room to spread out and
keep the room to myself.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
I've been married a few times and every time it's
been a starfish, they spread out. I'm always on the
edge of bed anyway. But yeah, so the bigger the bed,
the better it is. Yeah, definitely a small bed does
not pass a pub test.

Speaker 8 (01:42):
I think it does. I think it just fosters a
bit more of a closer relationship. So who needs an
excuse a snuggle anyway? Great way to snuber that.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wow, So what do you rather?

Speaker 8 (01:52):
You run on a small one?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is that what you're asking lady?

Speaker 6 (01:57):
I have a very big one. And a small one
like a.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Big one room.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Thank you for all your calls,