🤣 Rapper Cardi B Thanks God For Making Her Rich And Famous Because She's Not 'Domestic'

"I'm not domestic..."

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
We don't talk about Cardi B a lot on this show. No, Oh,
I do like the idea of a Cardi coming into
the winter months. Cardi B, of course, is famous with
Meghan the Stallion for this song.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Jesus, that's her.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
But I saw a TikTok of her. She has the
world's longest fingernails. She's cutting a cucumber. Do you remember
when one of the Jenna girls, I think it was
Kylie Jenna Jenna, was cutting a cucumber and rather than
chopping it towards her hand, she had it in one
hand and was kind of chopping under arms. Yeah, well, Megan, sorry,

(00:48):
Cardi B looked just as awkward. But she's not happy
in the kitchen. She's wielding an enormous knife and she
has a bit of a meltdown. Yeah, it's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
The I'm not I'm not domestic. Okay, this this is why,
this is why God.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Bless me.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
This is why God bless me and made me rich
and famous because he knows that I'm not domestic and
I'm not meant to be in the kitchen. I was
meant to hire chefs because this this is not my lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
He didn't bless it with the Queen's English.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And I like to say that when I'm putting clothes
in the washing machine.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, well, you know she doesn't cook, she doesn't clean.
She said it in song.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't cook, I don't clean. But let me tell you,
I got the string.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Got things going on there.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Maybe she should have done a colab with this.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Lady. Got a call from mister Fryer. He's bringing round
about the kitchen. Looked up right from the liberal Do.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I have to clean? Ryan White.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
And wife?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You're being sponsored by big Spray and White.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Look at Paula Duncan's nails. They're functional, fully functional nails.
No problems there