September 27, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
App jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know, Ryan with a Bee has been working harder
than Ryan without a Bee on his plane which is
on tonight, which is a shame because I can't be there.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Why can't you be there again?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And he's come up with this Ryan with a b jib.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I do have other things to do around here, you know.
So Jen y Ray is trying his hand at directing
and starring in a play. So that's why I'm here.
Unlike Jonesy who apparently promised young Ryan that he would
be there in the audience, that was until his footy
side made it into the finals.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm going to you actually said this, you promised give
me a ticket. I'll go, okay, right, Really do you
promise yes? Son saying it?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Do you promise yes?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes when you put effects on it?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But all this all I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to put
some money in for your prison. I'm going to, oh
a promise, I'll come over your promise.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'll put in for.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Those flowers for the boss.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You know there's a thousand empty promises.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know it's Tuesday, there's a lot going.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, nothing's going to change between now and Friday. I
don't like poke my head through the curtain and look
for you. You know those ads, those dads were kids
on stage and they look through the curtains and Dad's
not there, and it's for dad's been killed.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But in the end, no is not. It's just running late.
Let's keep the I'm going to film you on an iPad.
Anthony Albanezi has secured a meeting with Donald Trump, which
begs the question, what would the first words you'd say
to the President? We ran that past someone that knows
about politics. New South Wales premiere Chris means.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you were the prime minister of this country, which
you could well be, Chris, what would you you walk
into the White House? What would the first thing you
say to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I suppose so, I love the goal, love what you're doing,
because fantastic, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe maybe I.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Give him my Donald Trump impression.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
This is a drum.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's good to see both you're both losers, but congratulations.
I think that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I think I want to keep you here like this.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
In case you missed it, the Rapture was due to
come this week. Don't worry if you're still here though,
it's not because you're a sinner. It's just being postponed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
These are the the raptures about the Rapture.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Does it happened?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
According to the Good Book, No, Rolling Stone Magazine, the
Rock and Roll Bible, the Rapture has been postponed.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What do you mean postponed?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I walk clean underwear for no reason.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There's a lot of mucking around cars, people who gave
their pets away.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Actually, what the deal is? If you gave away your pet?
You know I've I gave away Miss September. Will I
be able to get my hands back on again? You
know you're not going to heaven. You're in a hell that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is that uncool?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Does hell have a day where everyone just goes down?
Creator have hit shows like Young Ones and Black Hat.
Ben Elton has a book out about his life. It's
called What Have I Done? Well? Ben? What have you done?
George Harrison tried to get me to drink my own wheat.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Maybe if you go full gandy and start drinking a
cup of your iron around there, that could be a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, take George Harrison's advice.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Finally, it was very loving.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You might have missed you might have missed down or something,
but it might be really good.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Might I've got to be honest, there's pretty much pretty
much do anything for a beetle, but not that, and
the apple doesn't for far from the tree. A man,
his son Jack, filled in doing traffic reports on his
mum's show A proud moment and.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I said, I'm so excited for our job to collide
tomorrow morning. And he said, I know what a cool moment.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What a cool really really is.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I've been listening to him to day and he's
doing such a He's got the skills.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He's not just some nepo baby job we did though,
he was doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Next minute, neck minute, Green Acre fire crews have packed up.
All lanes are reopened on the Hume Highway. Take a
look at the M four. It's taking thirty five minutes
eastbound from Mulgo. Radio nice of questions.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's all well and good to do that, but what
about the money makers?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
About what about the credits?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Save up to thirty percent off selected sofas, furniture and homewares,
get into Harris Farm and get value with Values baby
packs the flavor like Red Brewsters five to fifty Pineapple
sub Fox. And then there's this save up to thirty
percent off selected celebrity massive pineapple balls. Get it where
you can while you can.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That sounds more like him. Okay, do you mind, I've
got a catalog, the Farnham Anthology. This has been Ryan
with the bees Jibber jabber, thanks mate
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Jonesy and Amanda's Gem that Ship
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
App jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You know, Ryan with a Bee has been working harder
than Ryan without a Bee on his plane which is
on tonight, which is a shame because I can't be there.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Why can't you be there again?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And he's come up with this Ryan with a b jib.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I do have other things to do around here, you know.
So Jen y Ray is trying his hand at directing
and starring in a play. So that's why I'm here.
Unlike Jonesy who apparently promised young Ryan that he would
be there in the audience, that was until his footy
side made it into the finals.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm going to you actually said this, you promised give
me a ticket. I'll go, okay, right, Really do you
promise yes? Son saying it?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Do you promise yes?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes when you put effects on it?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But all this all I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to put
some money in for your prison. I'm going to, oh
a promise, I'll come over your promise.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'll put in for.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Those flowers for the boss.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You know there's a thousand empty promises.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know it's Tuesday, there's a lot going.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, nothing's going to change between now and Friday. I
don't like poke my head through the curtain and look
for you. You know those ads, those dads were kids
on stage and they look through the curtains and Dad's
not there, and it's for dad's been killed.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But in the end, no is not. It's just running late.
Let's keep the I'm going to film you on an iPad.
Anthony Albanezi has secured a meeting with Donald Trump, which
begs the question, what would the first words you'd say
to the President? We ran that past someone that knows
about politics. New South Wales premiere Chris means.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If you were the prime minister of this country, which
you could well be, Chris, what would you you walk
into the White House? What would the first thing you
say to Donald Trump?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I suppose so, I love the goal, love what you're doing,
because fantastic, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe maybe I.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Give him my Donald Trump impression.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
This is a drum.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's good to see both you're both losers, but congratulations.
I think that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I think I want to keep you here like this.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
In case you missed it, the Rapture was due to
come this week. Don't worry if you're still here though,
it's not because you're a sinner. It's just being postponed.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
These are the the raptures about the Rapture.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Does it happened?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
According to the Good Book, No, Rolling Stone Magazine, the
Rock and Roll Bible, the Rapture has been postponed.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What do you mean postponed?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I walk clean underwear for no reason.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There's a lot of mucking around cars, people who gave
their pets away.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Actually, what the deal is? If you gave away your pet?
You know I've I gave away Miss September. Will I
be able to get my hands back on again? You
know you're not going to heaven. You're in a hell that.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is that uncool?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Does hell have a day where everyone just goes down?
Creator have hit shows like Young Ones and Black Hat.
Ben Elton has a book out about his life. It's
called What Have I Done? Well? Ben? What have you done?
George Harrison tried to get me to drink my own wheat.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Maybe if you go full gandy and start drinking a
cup of your iron around there, that could be a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, take George Harrison's advice.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Finally, it was very loving.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
You might have missed you might have missed down or something,
but it might be really good.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Might I've got to be honest, there's pretty much pretty
much do anything for a beetle, but not that, and
the apple doesn't for far from the tree. A man,
his son Jack, filled in doing traffic reports on his
mum's show A proud moment and.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I said, I'm so excited for our job to collide
tomorrow morning. And he said, I know what a cool moment.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What a cool really really is.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I've been listening to him to day and he's
doing such a He's got the skills.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
He's not just some nepo baby job we did though,
he was doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Next minute, neck minute, Green Acre fire crews have packed up.
All lanes are reopened on the Hume Highway. Take a
look at the M four. It's taking thirty five minutes
eastbound from Mulgo. Radio nice of questions.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's all well and good to do that, but what
about the money makers?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
About what about the credits?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Save up to thirty percent off selected sofas, furniture and homewares,
get into Harris Farm and get value with Values baby
packs the flavor like Red Brewsters five to fifty Pineapple
sub Fox. And then there's this save up to thirty
percent off selected celebrity massive pineapple balls. Get it where
you can while you can.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That sounds more like him. Okay, do you mind, I've
got a catalog, the Farnham Anthology. This has been Ryan
with the bees Jibber jabber, thanks mate
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Jonesy and Amanda's Gem that Ship
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