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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jam nation with Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You boy Tom has been working harder than Peter Overton
keeping his loss in Gin and Nines.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Political editor Charles excuse me, Charles Croucher joins me from
Cambra's a good catch. I would be bought enough for
the whole class.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
He did a very good catch.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
And he's come up with this, You boy Tom, it's
been more than a few months now, Come on give
Amanda Starr as an orator of the new Channel ten
show Airborne.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Continues, Jonesy was trying to muscle in on some of
that action.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Your new show Airborne. I've just heard breaking news.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Do do doo doo? What?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's moved from Wednesday night few.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
It hasn't been ax No, it's been.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Moved from Wednesday night to primetime Friday seven thirty. You've
made it, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It is a beautiful show. There's three more episodes to go.
That's the first I've heard that it's moved to Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And I you and I should do a co lab
in the narration department. What do you think?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, I think you and I share enough airwaves. It
should be advertised as Airborne, not featuring Brendan Jones would
have stayed on Wednesday Night.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Elton John decided to bury the hatchet with Madonna this week.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Great news for Madge fans and Elton John's. One of
the biggest feuds in history has been resolved. Donna and
Elton John have buried the hatchet.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, he was on Saturday Night Live. She went to
see him. She'd always been really hurt by what he'd
said about how she was a bad In my mind,
she shouldn't be getting her rewards since.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wanna's Lips Sinking been.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Live, so you can hear the nervous laughter of the
person next to Elton.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Elton also called her a fair ground stripper. Al's Madonna
these days?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, I don't know she.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Does a right for a fair ground stripper. Curiously, what
is a fair ground stripper? Is there such a thing?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well, you know, it'd be like you know those sides
show things where see the fat lady, see the bearded lady,
see the stripping lady. Sometimes she's all the same lady.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
New footage has been revealed of some pretty cringey concert moments,
one from sequin jazz singer Diamond, the other from Usher.
That's Usher Usher not to be confused with any of
the other ushers.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, I've got some really cringey concert footage.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You said, Neil Diamond and Usher.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well not together. First of all, this is a concert,
a Neil Diamond concert. He holds her face, is lying
on stage.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
On histon, on his stone.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He's leaning down, she's leaning up from the bottom of
from the floor, and he's tongue pashing it and then
she skips back as she can to next up. I've
got another example, so I said, Michael, what was his name,
Neil Diamond.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Not Michael Usher.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
He's a newsreader seven.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Michael Usher, Rest easy, This isn't about you.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Michael Ash is going. Everyone's talking about the white lotus
and good news for middle aged men everywhere. The Walton
Goggins effect is a thing.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
He's made the receding hairline sexy. There's a whole Reddit
thread called the Walton Goggans Effect.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Must admit.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
When I first saw him with showing the DP the
devon patch, I well, you know, usually you don't see
that use.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But his devon patch isn't at the top, but it's
not like at the back, like a fryar tuck. It's
the whole Elizabeth's the first.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Song, but he's got a devon patch at the back
as well.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Did you notice that because all guys my age the
devon patches. It's a thing.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Who came up with the term devon patch?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I don't know, it's just it's just there.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I've heard no one, but you use it. So it's
like you're seeing a piece of devon on the back of.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Your Yeah, you get a bit of devon on the
back of your hair. Yeah. And it is because you
were at the security camera at the petrol station. You go,
there goes devon patch.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And right.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
International stand up comedian Jimmy Carr was on, although he
won't be making an entrance like Share does at her shows.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Jonesy went to see Cheer years ago, and you said,
the most weird moment was she because you.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Because you've come up here, you you read a heterosexual man.
He took yes, but there was a stage cause there
he took his mom. Sorry are you're trying to make
him sound more gay than what?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Ha?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But there wasn't the only thing.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Gay they're going to see Share is bringing your mum
to see Share.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It wouldn't have been gay if you brought three guys
to it, and one in fifty men think they could
outrace a horse. Of course, Jonesy fits into that stack.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You have said that out of the blocks over, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I dokay.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well we've put it to a pole. Here's the picture
that Jenna's used of your head on a horse's body.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Where's Mojennitalia until.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
The horse said.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
The worst of all worlds for everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I won't say anything about inheriting the backside. I'm still
on probation. This has been new Boy Tom's jibber jabber
jam and amandas gem that ship