WHAT YOU MISSED: Would You Like Obligation Or Nothing?

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts, playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Jam Nation with Jonesy and Amanda. Jim y Rye has
been working harder than Bruce Lehreman. That guy just can't
take no for an answer.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Stop it, Bruce, stop it.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
And he's come up with this.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Jen White, Rice Jibber Jabber, All but Justice crew are
performing in the breakout room. Amanda called in sick on
Monday this week. Jonesy tried to bring in an Ai
version of Amanda, but it was lacking something and I
tried to replace it.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I got Ai Amanda. We've just been tooling around with that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Give it to me, Give it to me, you stupid,
stupid man. I don't know you have no empathy for anyone.
It's just self, you giant tool. It just feels I
hate you.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I hate you.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because the real ones I hate you.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I hate you a bit more in that one. It
just feels.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
There was a massive explosion in Sydney's West Lucky. These
two cub reporters were on the scene to document what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
What do you love the news last night? Was it amazing?

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Whoa.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Oh my god, baby, I'm so scared baby. You need
it back up that extraordinary We have our new ABC
News duo. Oh oh my god, baby, I'm so scared baby.

(01:50):
You need it back up.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Your new ABC News duo.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
By Wednesday, Amanda was feeling better and she was back baby,
although she wasn't happy with Jonesy's text game. While she
was at home.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I'd forgotten how narcissistic you were.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Narcissistic.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I was worried. I rang you every fifteen minutes to
see if you're.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Aking, didn't. I got a text yesterday, how are you feeling?
This is what you often do, and I'm grateful because
we're good friends. But you'll send me an obligatory text,
how you gallant, and then you'll just take off windsurfing
for the day. I think you ask out of obligation
rather than caring, because then for eight hours I don't
hear from you. My head for love, and then my

(02:38):
legs blurt out nothing for eight hours. So thanks for us.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
So what would you like obligation?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'd like nothing, but you're admitting its obligations.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
All men do everything for obligation. That's why men buy flowers,
give cards, text friends, sharp a kids, school recitals.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's all obligation, don't you understand, Oh women.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
No obligation. My women do everything for obligation. You pressure
freedom button here so you get your freedom in the future.
You do your obligation here so that you get your
time off. Coming up over because this is sexy. I
have my own freedom button.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Comedian Celeste Barber was in flogging her new Booie makeup range.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's all me dancing in sparkledikle through Woolworths. So we
did a night shoot a few weeks ago. We've just
actually posted it out now, the video of me high
kicking through Woolworths, lying across avocados, putting bowie on people's faces.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Dreams come true, they come't true?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Are we looking for extra ripened avocados? Where you your
bomb was putting in extra.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Extra and avocados?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
And a milestone In the late singer Roy Orbison's career,
This week, Good and Bad On this day in nineteen
city eight, Roy Orbison released his hit you Got It.
He died two days after the.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well there is medical results. You got It?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Roy?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Sorry mate?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Fifty two he was fifty.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Roy Orbison with the dark glasses and the big round here.
That's why they selected me to do his eulogy. Well,
you guys have got it.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Apparently I don't get it. This has been Jen y Ris,
Jibber Jabba.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Good on your champ Amanda's Gem Nation