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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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on the cutting room floor today? Friend?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Are you a PDA guy? A public display of affection?
Do you and Helen hold hands when you walk down? No?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Helen want to, but you don't.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I think she wants to because she's been conditioned to
think that that's what women like. But holding hands is
quite irritating. And also my wrist. I had a motorcycle
accident and my wrist it can't really turn like that
too mutes that actually.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hurts out your other hand.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, that's on the wrong side. Then she is on
the in the gutter, and I don't want my wife
in the gutter.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
So are you walking spanning the whole pavement?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, that's what happens when you're holding hands, if you're.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A shopping mall and you've got a big, wide mall.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Once again, I think holding hands is a woman's thing.
Men do it under sufferance.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I've always tried to get Harley to put his arm
around my shoulder, and he'd do it for one second
and then because he'd say he had an old swimming injury.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, yah, of course, yeah, yeah. Harley's the same as.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Me, and he's also probably like you. You hold hands
and then you get a bit of a just a
quick squeeze, meaning that'll do.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's it, that's all you need. That'll do, quick squeeze
and it's all over.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What about this? There's a proposed PDA ban on the
London Underground. Hmmm. Some London is a calling for a
snogging van. A couple were spotted pashing off quite amorously
during the morning rush out. The call for action comes
after a reporter wrote an article stating that people caught
engaging in amerous activities on the underground before ten am

(01:55):
should have their Oyster cards removed. Some commuters said excessive
snogging should be banned. Others said, kiss, kiss and kiss
some more. See if you watch people kiss, there's an
element of jealousy. Yeah, would you agree? Or do you
think that women like that more than men do?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't know. I'm not like I wouldn't give the
big pash on a train because that might what about
it trouble with the conductor.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Because he doesn't like it? Or would you pash in public?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's been a long time since I've done that. I
can't remember the last time might have in courtship time.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Does Helen want that?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I know, I don't think Helen wants that. I don't
think she wants that. And you think about it, When
was the last time you passed in public? It been
that's Samorrow at the Opera House in nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Please, I was seventeen years old and he was a stranger.
At New Years Eve. Everyone passed everyone then you went home.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, it depends how you feel about PDA because part
of me goes, oh, that's gross. But I can't tell
if it's jealousy.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Maybe it's jealousy sometimes I see you know what I
like seeing is her husband and wife go along and
they might go into shower shop and he might go
into one shop and as they walk off, they give
a little kiss, just a little kiss easy.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's nice. I like that. I'm jealous of that too,
that's not bad. And I saw some people the other
day and I think I get jealous of this is
that young couples who go out to breakfast on a
Saturday or Sunday morning and their hairs all messy, and
they may be a new couple, and they're going out
to Brecky and they've just spent the night together and
they're all loved up and they.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Probably had it off.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I put the hose on you too, all right, you too.
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You look going disheveled. You haven't added off with anyone.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I've just fallen over a few times. Hey, Hey, hey, OK.