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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Autralian Radio's Jonesie and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Jones Yeah, personal friends. A bit of a turning twists.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Said legendary Burry Jonesy's that's what the day stands for.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
And Amanda the actress.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
You have no empathy for anyone but your Selfie giant too.

Speaker 7 (00:26):
That good good radio tent.

Speaker 8 (00:29):
And Amanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Amanda shot up, old Amigo. I have gone to the
well to get all the water supplies for the show.
With a disparate bunch of containers. We've got a Jonesy
demanded jug or look for you.

Speaker 8 (00:47):
I've got one that's shaped like an old cassette cover.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
So the young executives that work in this radio station
all queued up and I'm just filming up these these
disparate containers. I've got one of these things. It's like
I'm in an inquiry in Parliament and they've got place,
you know, what to judge. There's a nervous person at
the EA.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
So let me go through. In nineteen seventy two, if
you turn to page fifty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Excuse me, I just need to have a sip of
sup water.

Speaker 8 (01:11):
Yeah, yes, I know. Well I'm not as bad as
the other women that work in this office that seem
to fill up and almost barrels for themselves every day.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's coming on, I know, you know, I'm sure I
didn't drink a glass of water until I was fifteen.

Speaker 8 (01:25):
I didn't eat protein, and I drank out of a tap.
How am I alive?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
We turned out all right, jim Y Rise play is
coming up. We're getting into the Fringe festival. Well, how's
the Ship of Fools going?

Speaker 8 (01:37):
Now?

Speaker 9 (01:37):
It's Kingdom, Kingdom of Fools.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
This is to give you some backstory here. Ryan, who
works with us, has foregone an overseas trip that all
his mates would have gone on, and he's funded a play.
He's brought an enormously expensive suit of armor for this.
He's written this play. It's sort of like a black Adder.
Would you say black at a medieval fast?

Speaker 9 (01:56):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
It was brilliant. I went to see it when I
was honest as you couldn't because you said you had
to stay at home to watch football. That I had
to urge my sight onto a victory. They didn't win.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, but Imagine if I wasn't.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
There, Imagine how well they would have done.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
They would have lost for it.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
So I'm very impressed Ryan that you've written this, You've
put it on, you're doing all of that. You're going
to the Fringe festival. I went to your fundraiser, JONESI
you couldn't go to the fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Remind me of because I was going out to dinner
with my aged mother for her birthday and I can't
help with social calendar is full. Although I did chip
in money, Yes, you chipped in money. I chipped money.

Speaker 8 (02:29):
I got to tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
This gofund me is alark though I put it three
hundred dollars and then it asked for a tip.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
I didn't realize I could say, I didn't even see that,
So I put in five hundred boast and I ended
up paying five hundred and eighty seven. Who I'd rather
have given that money to you, Ryan.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, so I'm just going to the GoFundMe.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Paycause you needed eight grand.

Speaker 10 (02:48):
Yeah, we're really close to well, we're ninety three percent
of the way there, so we're on seven three hundred
and eighty dollars, which is amazing.

Speaker 8 (02:56):
Yeah. Well, I'm not going to put any more money
money going towards and I have to ship over the
you have to get your suit of armor there.

Speaker 10 (03:02):
Yeah, it's like props, costumes, the set, the paint for
the set.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
So it's not about you eating out in Adelaide or anything.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
No. No, if I see you at the Crazy Horse
in Adelaide, mate, putting dancing dollars in someone's.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
G Street trouble, Jones is going, what would you be.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
In the medical memorial, emergency nonprofit.

Speaker 10 (03:29):
The art funding, the creative av somewhere in there.

Speaker 9 (03:33):
It's probably better just a search for us.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
I'll tell you what. If you would like to contribute this,
we're just throwing it out there, head to Jones and
Amanda's Instagram story with.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
All the dimer just go straight to the to this
we can help you. Don't give him a tip, that's
my tip.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
At the Crazy Horse, that's for another. How much did
you tip there? Finally got off your couch to go there.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's a great establishment.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
Your aged mother didn't mind that you took that night off.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's a great establishment. Action pac Shaw Today, we are
so looking forward.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
To catching up with Denise Scott.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Absolutely, she's going to be joining us, and we can't
do anything until we do the fast five. Give us
a call.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two Ryan.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Put on some men at work better be down under.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
It's jam Nation on Gold, jam Nation Gold.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's Jonesy demanded from Lon system to La Kember right
across Australia for jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Fashion the street of Late Jonesy and demanders five.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Here it is five questions. Can you go all the
way and answer all five questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Say, I'll say, or as always, if you answer question
five correctly, you get five hundred dollars a main voucher.
You be the main man.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sylvia is in Doncaster.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
Hello Sylvia.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
This message has been transcribed one moment while I notifyed
Hello Sylvia.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
This is interesting. Let's keep going with this.

Speaker 8 (04:56):
I have a conversation with her recorded missus Sylvie.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Hi, Hello there, Sylvia.

Speaker 11 (05:05):
Oh, I don't know it's picked up, so I picked up.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
Otherwise we're going to have a discussion with your transcription.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
We've been getting a lot of stuff from tin Hat Tuesday,
which a man has started with the conspiracy nuts and
now that's and I thought I'll play Sylvia, not you.

Speaker 12 (05:22):
The time goes on a conspiracy nuts.

Speaker 11 (05:26):
Hat on.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
You're just a plain old nut.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
No, she's just having a foils done. All right, here's
question number one for you, Sylvia. What trees leaf is
found on the Canadian flag?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Out of all the flags in the world, I think
the Canadian flags are pretty cool. A good one.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
I think so too. I don't know my flags, but
I like the Canadian one.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Which Australian bird is nicknamed the bin chicken.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Sylvia brings you to question three. Sylvia, this is reverse.
We're playing a song. You will know the song, but
we're going to play it in reverse. It'll do your
head in. Have a listen. Oh, it sounds like when

(06:11):
you leave the back window opening your car. What do
you think the song is?

Speaker 12 (06:16):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (06:18):
I thought I hate it for a minute.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Do you want to hear it again? Here we go, Yes, Sylvia, No, sorry,
Karen is in Pannania. Hi, Karen, Hi, Hello, Karen. Have

(06:42):
a listen to this. We're going to the to the
Streets of the Devil. We have what songs that played
in reverse?

Speaker 13 (07:00):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (07:01):
Lord, you've got me. I'm sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Right, Karen?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
All right?

Speaker 8 (07:07):
Well that's question number three.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Let's put some thinking on thinking. Is he got in
the form of Club New Vote thirteen fifty five twenty
two The fast five is a foot Give us golf
gamination on Gold.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app Gold.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's Jonesy Demander's gam nation across Australia. JM Y Raye,
who works with us. Is I won't just call yourself
a director of playwriter? Is this your side hustle? Yeah? Yeah,
both your aspiration. Yeah, and you want to go on
and be a big deal and I'm sure he will be.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
That's what his business card is going to say. I
want to be a big deal.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
And you've put together a play called Kingdom of Fools
and that's performing at the Adelaide Fringe Festival. I thought
there was a rigorous vetting process, but there's not. You
can just come along and it's.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Okay, we got this job.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah. I'd like to think there was a bit more
to this job. But what we've done we want to
we want to be the wind beneath your wings. We're
going to full bet Middley here. So you're on go
fund me. Yes, and we gave you a big plug,
not some twenty minutes ago. You've raised how much so far?

Speaker 10 (08:13):
We've raised seven thousand, three hundred and eighty dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
How many dollars have we raised for your play since
we spoke about it?

Speaker 9 (08:19):
Okay, refresher, that would be zero dollars?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right, that's never mind.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
That's that's how that goes. People don't always want to
fund the arts. They feel challenged, right, plame elbow.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
In the meantime, we start faster faster.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
The street of Blake, Jonesy and demanders.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Albot's a big lefty. He loves the arts. Everyone you
should ask you for a grant.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Everyone should love the kid some money. Elbow. Question number three.
We're playing reverse it sure see if Jason is standhome,
gardens can get this high? Jason, Hello, Hello, haven't listened
to this song that's being played backwards? Oh? Oh terrible?

Speaker 14 (09:08):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Is?

Speaker 11 (09:10):
Living on a prayer?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
By it is? That's a better.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Et cetera.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Jason, Which of these famous musicians was a baggage handler
at the airport in Heathrow? Was it a Freddie Mercury,
b Bob Dylan or c. Phil Collins.

Speaker 15 (09:29):
Oh, I'm going to say Freddie.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Murcury lifted all the bags with his.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Teeth, but he was going to dance stool as well.
Phil Collins would be good as a baggae chandler because
heat the drumas if he used to carrying stuff around.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Do you think? And Bob Dylan complete question five. Jason,
we're here.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Already, gardens is on fire. Today you will.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
Get a five hundred dollars domain. Vow chief and get
this right, Jason, what's the official host name of the
twenty twenty six Winter Olympic Games was a tough one?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
All right?

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Well, yes, Jason, thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Jason, all right, I say that because we're not the
broadcasting mob. Don't we have to say the Games, the
Ice Games, the Winter Games.

Speaker 8 (10:14):
We're trying to help Aryl, So are we like to
say Olympians?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Even I don't think he insane work.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
In the media, and we're not an affiliated network that
we're limited to what we can say. Can we say Olympics?
Can we say icy Olympics? Maybe we can Jason to
all our fifty three athletes in the icy Olympics, Jason
is well, you're a the main man.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
You are the main man. Jason, you won the domain
voucher at domain enjoy after fifty of selected add to
or furniture shop lounges dining in more hurry for a
limited time, Jason, have a good remainder of the day
I've done. Yeah, you have absolutely hand. You know, I'll
see a great story about him, and we should get
him on the show because talking about the icy One,

(10:57):
what everyone forgets how much work he put in to
get to where he is. Where he got to It
wasn't just like he just showed up and said I'll
give this a crack like we do all GENI rydeers.
We hope maybe you should diarize that.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Put it in my coming up in the next half hour.
Double a Chattery. This is the podcast I do with
my friend Anita McGregor. We have been looking at when
neither of us are gamers, but women, for the first
time ever are gaming more than men. It's quite fascinating.
It's changed the way games are being made. So we'll
talk about that. That's going up on.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
God Gem Nations Gold. It's Jones and a Manless Jam
Nature across Australia with Meredith Brooks there Fit We're just
having a look at Jen y Rye. He's a director,
he's a producer, he's of actor. He's doing all that.
He's got to go fundme show starting in the Adelaide
Fringe Festival and it's on the go fundme page. Have
we made more money since mentioned No.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
I think you're saying that there was a chance I
was going to spend it on strippers.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
Has put everyone else And I've said that, could.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
You go to Adelaide, Brendan without doing that? Ryan can
right painted picture as well? You did, That's what you
brought it up.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
And that's a picture of painted myself. Surely your mum
and dad would at least put some money into there.
They already have.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
They've done five bucks.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Some please put five dollars into the thing.

Speaker 8 (12:15):
Ship of Fools, Kingdom of Food.

Speaker 9 (12:17):
You go for medieval comedy Thursday.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I like Thursday because it's pie day at the radio station. Also,
double a chattery drops today. This is your side Hustle.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
This is a podcast I do with my friend Anita McGregor,
who's a forensic psychologist, so she brings an interesting spin
to things. But I read a statistic that said, for
the first time ever, women are gaming more than men are.
Only slightly fifty one percent of gamers are now women,
which is quite extraordinary. So we spoke to a woman.
Her name is Clara Reeves. She's an Australian woman who's

(12:50):
head of Hipster Whale. They're the makers of Crossy Road.
Have you heard of Crossy Road? Ryan? You've played Crossy Road,
haven't you? Yeah, I've heard of that.

Speaker 14 (12:56):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
It's almost like kind of another like a Frogger game,
I guess, and like maybe like Angry Birds, where it's
easy to play. And that's why women are drawn to
games on their laptops, on their phones and their consoles,
on things that don't necessarily mean you've had to grow
up using those handsets. Look, I'm doing the actions, you
know what I mean. Yeah, Because this is the thing.

(13:19):
Lots of women have been gamers for many years, but
a lot of women are new to it and they're
adopting new styles of games and new ways of playing.
So that's what we found really interesting. So we interviewed
Clara about it all, and some of the things that
she was saying is that women like to play a
lot of women like to play short, episodic things. So

(13:40):
you don't have to bunk in for a whole night
and play things. But also those long emotional games that
you can play now, you know those things that our
kids play, like Assassin's Creed or whatever they have.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
That son was playing Red Redemption, and I was just
blown away by the graphics.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
The horse, it's this wild West thing. As the horse
goes into the higher parts, it gets colder. The horse
has scrowed them actually contracts.

Speaker 8 (14:03):
That's what women watch.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Some guy has come up, some dude has gone and
made that a thing.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Well, as you say, the graphics are incredible, but there's
also really deft and quite emotional storytelling in these things.
There are journeys. It's not just the shooter. But then
some women are into that and some women aren't. So
that's the thing. People don't think women are gamers, but
they absolutely are. And even when I said that I
played Wordle every day, I made a joke about it.

(14:32):
She said, well, that's really that's a game on your phone,
that's a game on your laptop that you're engaged in something.
So the industry has changed in normalists enormously since she
first started making games. This is how it was when
she started, I.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Think when I enjoyed it was at a studio of
nearly one hundred people, and I was the only woman.
There was one person who was on maternity leave at
the time, and that I think.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
That would be very strange. Now, I think that would
be very unusual.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
The studio that I run is, you know, always roughly
fifty to fifty women men. Yeah, so I think I'm
going to come with some bias because I'm a maker
of games.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
So she said that the way games are being made
now a different as well, in that they are female
protagonists in the games, and you're not watching women, you're
seeing through their eyes. So there's something more aspirational for
women to be part of in the games, but they're
not necessarily games made for women. That is more accessible
to existing games that women might like to dip in
and dip out of. Anita as a psychologist, asked her

(15:36):
how Clara felt about the chat rooms and the multiplayer
I mean, I've heard my son on multiplayer. He pretends
to be someone else and he's screaming and swearing and
carrying on. There's a lot of sort of aggression and
danger in those places, and this is what Clara said
to Anita.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Being a woman jumping in even as a game developer,
I didn't like it because I was offer the only
woman there and when people had you know, perhaps when
this was all happening at first, people weren't very thoughtful
about it, and there weren't a lot of safeties in place.
And I'm talking fifteen years ago, so you know, you
certainly could just get harassed, and so that was a

(16:21):
barrier for a lot of women.

Speaker 8 (16:22):
They would look at that and go, no thanks, and
so they are putting in some boundaries around that. But
she said that women used to pretend to be men
because they didn't want to be singled out as women.
Or women would do multiplayer but with their friends, with
other women, so you didn't have to drop into that
world either. Interesting though, isn't it It is? We've come
a long way since Pong. And also just one thing
is we are I think people of legacy media like

(16:43):
we are, we underestimate the money in games. It's more
than music and movies put together is absent. So I said,
you know, if you want to make word all the movie,
I'm ready to go. Give my agents a call. We'll
get an angry bird, right, here.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
To listen to the podcast, head to double a Chattery
dot com. Or you can watch it on YouTube.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
You can watch it on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
How modern? Speaking of watching I Married at First Sight?
Last time you did, no it was this is purely
for work purposes and I have a good observation. Okay,
that's coming out on jam Nation, M jam Nation. It's
a lot gold. Hello, it's Jonesy Demander across Australia with
jam Nation. Married at First Sight twenty twenty six. I
said I wasn't going to watch it. My wife said

(17:29):
she wasn't going to watch it. Next minute where Nancy
sit in? Nancy sitting on the lounge. Yeah, and we're
back in, babe. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Are you going to talk about it every day?

Speaker 6 (17:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
No, no, no, I watch it so you don't have to.
And I'm not going to promise tonight. I'm not going
to watch You're dirty. I'm not going to watch it tonight.
I'm going to go with my family. I'm going to
live my life. But there was something that really struck me.
And they've done this to the couples before you know,
they send them on the honeymoon, they go to various
places and this couple is a couple. I actually like

(18:00):
they always put one likable couple in there, and this
couple one's a marine mechanics is the man, and the
lady is an account manager. So they don't have the
word seal of jobs that all the other ones have.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
They all have these influencer friends.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I don't know what their jobs are. But anyway, they've
done this to the couples before, whether they sent them
away to a nice place but there's no dunny door
a bus and the poor all mate, they send him
to this beautiful place in Mudgie and it's a winery,
but there's no dunny door.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
What do you mean, like is there a curtain or
what is there?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
There's like a curtain like a magician's like a curtain
that they're not a magician's going to come out of
your bum No, like at the when you go to
change it. It's got one of those. But oh no,
And this is how it played out last night.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
But I'm fortunately for Stephen. He's come down with a
case of digestive discomfort.

Speaker 14 (19:06):
I've got a tummy ache, not feeling well. It's a
bit of a concern. It's really bad timing.

Speaker 12 (19:14):
Oh is this the bathroom. Yeah, definitely not sound pretty.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Babe, And a discovery of an absent toilet door isn't
good news for Stephen.

Speaker 14 (19:24):
I am really concerned about this.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
The bathroom is not really private. I'm going to lay
off a Chillian tonight. I think it's the sound.

Speaker 14 (19:34):
It's not so much the tribe, it's the view. It's
the sound. We're all human and we make sounds.

Speaker 8 (19:40):
And look, this.

Speaker 14 (19:41):
Early into the relationship. I don't want to Rachel hearing
my bower movements.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
As Stephen navigates the sounds of marriage.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It sounds of marriage, right, they see this is.

Speaker 8 (19:54):
One of the things on the show. Everyone talks about
how they have to have it off and or whether
they're going to have it off. But the intimate of
living with someone is another thing altogether. Sleeping next to
someone you don't know, how weird. And the toilet thing,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
They do it all the time. They did it a
few seasons ago. Remember that is that a petition? It
was the same sort.

Speaker 8 (20:13):
The hotels are now doing this.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
This is the thing what hotel's doing.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
They cost saving They've taken out the bath tubs, they've
taken out the closets, and now I read an article
about this. Recently, they're taking out toilets, well, taking out
toilet doors. The solid toilet door has been replaced by
a barn door, by some sort of gossamer consect wing
this tiny, tiny film. Who wants to marriage to someone

(20:40):
for hundred years? And I want to see them on
the toilet?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
If you go to the third world, that's mates. It
just went to India for a trip.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
And you'll PLoP in a bucket.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Because but that's India.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Yeah. I don't want to pay money to stay in
a hotel and not have a toilet door.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I paid to see a diamond.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
No one wants to see it. Maybe there's particular clubs,
but in real life no one wants to see it.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I think there's we'll have to talk further about this.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
We're not going to put to the pub test. Do
you like doing this in front of your barner? Can
we not do put that into the test.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's not the pub test, but it needs further discussion.
Denise Scott is going to be joining us as well.
That's coming up next hour on Gold.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. I won't
now a by the miracle of recording.

Speaker 15 (21:29):
And Amanda, don't be an Amanda. Those are two great needs.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
But how much, let's religind your own business and shut
your piehole.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I wish you were with your Joe Thursday, and we're
enjoying it very much. I just from the get go,
we are not some marretive first Sight station.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
We don't have any deal with them. Well no, but
that's all you've spoken about for the last couple of days.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I'm not they've got you. I'm not on the Marriati
first Sight teat. But I've learned a lot from watching
the show.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
What have you learned? Tell me what you've learned.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
They like saying the word one hundred percent. Okay, she's
got a bit hard, she's got a bit hard. I
have learnt something, though. They do like getting one phrase
and then repeating it ad nauseum. This was from the
most irritating person that's ever been on Marredith First site.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Hello, Hello, and shut up.

Speaker 11 (22:26):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
So I thought that this did he repeat that or
did you No? No, that's that's how he speaks. So
I thought this was okay, Maybe this is one off thing.
But then last night they had the resident Massago. So
this guy fancies himself a fair bit and he's really good.
He's been put with this model who's pretty smoking hot.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
Is he the one who says I don't want somebody, I.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Don't have a fat and all that, and so they've
put him with this model who is kind of not
that into him, and he can't believe it. I don't care,
I don't care.

Speaker 15 (22:55):
I don't care.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
See what's happening here? So he said that three times
in three times. That's on the editing.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Those two guys should do a show together. Hello, I
don't care. Hello, I don't care.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Shut up, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
I think I'm on that show.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Anyway. Also, the other thing they don't like, I'm married
at first site toilet door.

Speaker 8 (23:21):
This has alarmed me enormous. And of course him not
having a toilet door has coincided with him having a
dodgy tummy.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know what, I reckon these channel mind people, they're
salting his food, they're doing something.

Speaker 8 (23:32):
All the word gets out he's got a dodgy tummy.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Take off the door, you go. He's a meta mucial
dakery mate, happy honeymoon.

Speaker 8 (23:40):
Let's talk further about that man that's coming up.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
On golf Jam. No, it's gold and it's Jonesy demand
across Australia for jam Nation. Just talking about married at
first site. We are not aligned to marry at a
first site. We're not. You know, I'm not obsessed with it.
I can live at any time.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
I'm not going to watch it tonight. I'm not watching it.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Time. Try my TV out the window. I'm in.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Led Zeppelin sound a little bit angsty to me. I'm
not angsty at all. And I'm anxious because I saw
that a nice couple you said, who get stitched up.
He's got a dodgy stomach. Yeah, and you can see
that that's a place that would normally have a toilet door.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
They've taken it off and it's outrageous. Even with the.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Door that was like Fort Knocks, I'd feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
They've done this before on that show. There is form
where they've sent couples off with a hotel room sands
toilet door. But now I reckon they're spiking his food
with something.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
The poor guy.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, that's why.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
No one wants a dodgy tummy at the best of times,
but there are certain times that are the worst time
to have a dodgy tummy. A friend of mine was
traveling through India with her boyfriend had flown over to
meet her, and they're traveling through together, sharing a sleeping
bag when the dodgy food kicked in and because it
was early in the relationship, he charmingly helped clean her up.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh okay, and his friend.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
You know, but that's the early stage of the relationship.
You could fart a mile from your partner twenty years.
I was sure, you know, the early days. But it's
still a terrible time to have a dodgy stummer.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
A few years. I'm not going to I'm not going
to go crazy on this, but do you remember Fat Pizza?
And I was on Fat Pizza? Remember I was playing
the journalist on Fat Pizzah the start of the Cronulla Race.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
Rights, I didn't do that, it was just the role
I was playing anyway, born for that role.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
We're waiting for ages and there and I'm just in
this trailer in the middle of nowhere, waiting for my
bit to the time to shine.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
And then it hit me and there was nowhere to go.
What did you do.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I had to go to a pub toilet, which is
the worst toilet. It was like you went to a
toilet no, but it had the door you couldn't lock
it and it was an exposure toilet too far.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Away train spotting that kind of barroom.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
You know this mate and spotting look like shangle lark
And I was I was like, you know why these
people suddenly wanted to come into a cubicle at a
dodgy part of town, obviously not to see you anyway, Well,
let's how about the tribal drum beats for this and
we don't want horrifically mankey stories or you know, maybe
let's slightly cand coded but bad timing for a dodgy tummy.

Speaker 8 (26:22):
Yeah, should we grow up?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
How old are you?

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Give us a call? Thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Please it's coming up on Gold Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free
Iheartapbit Gold.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's Jonesy and Amanda's jam Nation across Australia. Meredith First
site last night. They do this all the time. They
set them up to fail, not just by putting couples
that don't really match each other together, but also hamstringing
them with certain things like you're not having a well
at This happened to the nice couple.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
But unfortunately for Stephen, he's come down with a case
of digestive discomfort.

Speaker 14 (27:09):
I've got a tummy ache, not feeling well.

Speaker 12 (27:12):
Oh is this the bathroom?

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (27:14):
Definitely not sound pretty.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
And a discovery of an absent toilet door isn't good
news for Stephen.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
No, it's not good news for Stephen.

Speaker 8 (27:25):
Look this, let's let's not have the grubbiest of stories.
We just we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's about the situation.

Speaker 8 (27:31):
The bad Yeah, the situation, bad time for a dodgy Tommy.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah. Amanda is in New Town.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
Hello, and thank you for joining me on my drive home. Guys,
I'm loving you.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Oh, thank you Amanda. We're thrilled to be here. And
have you had an unfortunate experience with a bad time?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Am we candy coating this, Amanda?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I do.

Speaker 13 (27:59):
It's a slightly complicated story which I'm going to try
and keep really tight. On my way to a very
fancy dinner at a fancy hotel in the city with
some girlfriends, started to feel incredibly unwell. Took myself to
the toilet, sitting on the toilet torrents of the brown stuff. Okay,
for the very first time in my life, realized I
needed to cut let it come out the other end,

(28:21):
and thought, surely if I turn around, I'll be able
to stop one when the other starts. Clearly not. But
the worst thing was this was in a restaurant which
at the time had had a gimmick. It was a
frosted glass bathroom door. As when you weren't sitting on it,
it turned.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Clear, No, I am it is a.

Speaker 13 (28:43):
True story, stealing my pat up crapping out the other end.
And I turn around and is a woman staring at
me at the scene.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
No true story, it's a night there. I'm going to
have a nightmare. Can I commend you on candicating that?
That's horrific? Oh? Can I go on? I don't know
if I can't. Julianne Illo, Julianne, Hi, what was your

(29:13):
bad time for a dodgy tummy?

Speaker 11 (29:16):
Oh? When I don't, I have a dodgy tummy. But
this one was when I was working for my parents'
business and I had been struggling going to the bathroom,
so like I took like a huge amount of laxities,
and my parents had a takeaway food business, and right

(29:39):
in the middle of trying to serve everybody, the laxity
has decided that they were going to work. So I
then bolted to the bathroom did what I needed to do,
but I had completely and utterly soiled everything that I
had on from the waist down, so Tally had to

(30:01):
stick toilet paper up my butt to go back to
the back of the shop to get my mum to
go and buy me some new underwear and shot, oh no,
while you're.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
In the middle of serving people, imagine someone's waiting for
their meal.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Julianne, might I commend you as
well for candy coding story.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Imagine if we were part.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Of candy Code. Are you people having trouble with Oh
I've lost?

Speaker 8 (30:28):
You would to still keep doing? Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Of course I do. Tribal drummers beating thirteen fifty five
bad timing for a dodgy tummy, Where's my stake? And
Denise Scott will be joining us as well on Goal
gamation Gold. It's Jonesy Demander across Australia from the get go.
I am not a maths addict. Okay, I can quit.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
Any time I think you protest us too much.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I can quit any time. But what I do notice
about the social experiment is a set people up to,
not just by mismatching couples, but also in physical things.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Send a couple off for a honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
And they put him in a nice resort, but they
take away the duney door.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
But unfortunately for Stephen, he's come down with a case
of digestive discomfort.

Speaker 14 (31:18):
I've got a tummy ache, not feeling well.

Speaker 12 (31:21):
Oh is this the bathroom? Yeah? Definitely not sound pretty.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
And a discovery of an absent toilet door isn't good
news for Stephen.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
The tribal drums beating bad timing for a dodgy tummy.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
I will say this is the most.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Anticipated tribal drum we've ever done.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
People love sharing these humiliating stories, and we're happy to receive.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
From the get go candy coated. It's more about the situation.
We don't need the details. We all understand. Okay, Martin
Halo margin Footscray, you understand.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Tell us about the dodgy tom.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Okay, my mum got tickets and we're that cove gillipoly
In twenty fifteen. Anyway, after a couple of weeks of
having the local foods, we decided to go to Harproad
Coat sorry the hard Rock Hotel and have a couple
of cocktails. Unfortunately, after a couple of weeks of salad
and the good stuff, my stomach started rumbling. So I'm

(32:18):
walking down your stand bull, you know, probably five thousand
people around me, desperately looking for a toilet. Anyway, I'll
see this mosque and I see public toilet, so I
run up. By this time, the stomach's literally churning. You
can hear it anyway, So I hand over my money,
rush through the little sick thing that they put you through,
thinking oh yeah, it's going to have a nice toilet here,

(32:39):
run down the stairs, being the only Westerner in about
twenty men. People are starting to look at me, open
the door up and shut the door, pull me pants down,
literally almost to me knees. Then I look and said, oh,
there's no toilet. There's a hole in the floor, there's
a hose on the wall, and a little jug to
wash yourself afterwards. Anyway, I thought too bad, so I

(33:02):
turned around and let's just say, if you've ever seen
a cow in a paddic, lift its tail and let
rip all I'll say on the subject in this. By
the time I finished, I had to wash the back
wall on the two side walls. And the good thing
is I was actually clean.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
A good thing, mart Well, the.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Good thing is I didn't actually get any on myself
because there was no toilet papers. He had to use
me scrubs and unfortunately for the next person they would
have found a pair of undies in the corner.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
Oh wow, well traveled so broadening, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Did you take your shoes up before you went into
the mosque International Incident? Martin? Thank you for candy coding.
Helio is with us.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Hello, Ilio, how are you?

Speaker 15 (33:48):
Oh guys there, you're going very well?

Speaker 8 (33:50):
What happened?

Speaker 14 (33:52):
I do?

Speaker 15 (33:53):
Happened a few years ago. I took some dieters to
one morning or the night before and got on the
semi trailer and started into work, when all of a sudden,
the stomach started to brew. Panicking, There's no way I
was going to make it back to the yard. So
I pulled over and I had some work boots in
a box, which I took out the boots and proceeded

(34:17):
to do what I needed to do, thinking I would
have made it back to work. I got to the
M five exit on King George's Road and it started
to feel funny again. Pulled over and panic. Nothing else
to do it in, went outside, found a bucket in
our toolbox and proceeded to finish off what I started.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
Can I ask you, Helia it was the first bit
in the shoe box or in the boots.

Speaker 15 (34:47):
I should have done it in the boots because I
had to give him to a guy I didn't like.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
But now I took down. You know, I think we're
done here?

Speaker 8 (34:57):
Do you think for sharing? Thanks? Thanks for can.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Thank you for candy coding that Denise Scott has arrived.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Unreal.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I will be telling you to Scotty next on Gold
Jam Nation. On Gold, It's Jonesy Demanda's Jam Nation across Australia.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
It's been well over a decade since one of our
most beloved comedians has hit the stage for a solo performance.
Sounds like we've got I've got her in a sack
to the side, but hold on to your hats. Denise
Scott is gearing up to make her return to the stage.
What's she been up to? What's going on? What's she
going to be talking about? Denise Scott, Hello, Hello, lovely

(35:39):
to be here with both of you. You look full
of beans, and I know that you've been going.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Through hell, which is the cancer journey.

Speaker 8 (35:46):
As people seem to say.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Yes, for a minute, I thought you were referring to
my partner John. He's always been hell, but a delightful
chap forty four years.

Speaker 8 (35:56):
Anyway, Yes, you look great, you're feeling great, to be honest.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
No, which I think is a bit disappointingfully, just better
if I'm still on medication, which many many, well, I
suppose it's women take it after breast cancer or surviving
breast cancer, which it just cuts out all estrogen, and

(36:25):
that stuff's everything. It stuff's your skin, your mental health,
your joints. But you're alive, so you know you go
with that. But the brain fog and mine's phenomenal. So
good luck if you're coming to see me perform, because
I can't guarantee I won't just freeze and get upset

(36:47):
and walk off. Stay lest no apologies, I'm on letrasol.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
I mean it will be different, though, So what a gift,
What a gift It'll be a wild ride.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
And there was a lot of jonesy, You're looking so
grim and furrow brown, and it is. It's quite a
hard thing to talk about with it, but there's a
lot of funny stuff that happens.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
What's funny about cancer?

Speaker 6 (37:15):
It comes to Oh, well, for instance, the fact that
I did filmed Mother and Son at the same time
as having my first lot of chemo. I was diagnosed
and sort of filming and I am off my tree
like I've got chemo drugs fizzing around in my body.

(37:36):
And I've never been in a sitcom yet alone being
the main person, yet alone, taken.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
On the mantle of Ruth Cracknell.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
Which can I tell you, if you want to upset Australia,
try taking over a role that Ruth Kracknell, who you
know rest in peace but did diet twenty three years ago.
World was outrage. So now you see I'm having an
electrosol moment.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
What the hell was I talking? What's about cancer?

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Well, so first day of filming, I'm really not dealing
with the anxiety and the drugs and I'm it was
a forty degree day in Sydney and We're being driven
to location and I'm just like so anxious and hot
and overwhelmed, and I just grabbed this bottle of water

(38:31):
that was in the passenger door and I grab it,
I open it and I guzzled it. And that's when
I realized it wasn't water. It was handsome that had
liquefied in the heat. My god, there's a humor. It

(38:52):
was terrible. And so I'm in the back of this
car like just full on. I didn't know what I'd drunk.
I didn't know, but I knew my throat was burning
and I couldn't breathe. The crew are all outside sort
of going we haven't shot a scene, and it looks
like this shoot is over because I'm sort of collapsing

(39:14):
and trying to get out of the door.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
But the child lock on.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
I didn't know why that.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Was not alcohol in that as well.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
That it's ninety five percent proof, and I guzzled it.
So I was pissed, like out of my mind for
the whole of the first day shoot. It's just riding itself.

Speaker 8 (39:35):
I can't let this go. Denise.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's great to see you look great. The show's going
to be great. For tickets and tour information, head to
comedy dot com dot are you.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
You know it's important to me to keep working, really
an important part of my life. And you know we've
got dogs and my god, if you have ever had
a dog whose teeth needed distracting expensive, I thank god
I'm doing this tour my my old dogs. Two of

(40:08):
them get to have their teeth extraction.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
The tool. I love it, and you're helping the dogs.

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Once people here, it's to help the dogs to get
rid of their teeth.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I can already hear.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Do a dog have sixty sixty tetween two of them?

Speaker 6 (40:26):
No, each one of them had nineteen extracted, the other thirteen.
And honestly we do look after them. But I don't
know what happened.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's one hundred and twenty teeth.

Speaker 8 (40:37):
Well, yeah, I know it.

Speaker 11 (40:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Anyway, this is more interesting than cancer or my show.
I think tooth extracting from the dog.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
There we go the third act.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Denise, thank you, thank you very much for having coming up.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Instagram makes us return two thousand dollars could be yours
on gold.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah so in a request for them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
And Amanda mentioned lay off the moonshine.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Always a man, it's so weak. Good afternoon to you
if you've just joined us. Jen y Raie is a producer,
he's a director. He's a big part of this show.
And you know, we sort of having a bugular role
with ryand we Amanda.

Speaker 8 (41:29):
Is that uncle like?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, that's uncle.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
Yeah, we do. We look after him.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I'd like to see him do things that many people
have trained our bosom and they've gone on to do
great things.

Speaker 8 (41:38):
That's not very uncle like. So anyway, Ryan has written, produced,
stage funded a show called Kingdom of Full.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Some widow, one person play. It's it's got a non song.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah, there's a full cast. It's a two act play.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
It's the real deal.

Speaker 8 (41:54):
It's the real deal. And he wants to take this
to the ode Age Bringe Festival. He had to raise
eight thousand dollars. You've had a fundraising night that I
went to Jonesy did.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I've had stuff? I was going out to dinner with
my aged mother and I put in three hundred dollars.
Those go fund meet people they cheap as they wanted
a fifty six dollars tip.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
I'll give you a tip. Well, anyway, that's charming. Just
watch out for that when you go fund me. Yeah,
and so anyway, we've put the details on our socials.
You know, Ryan is a young purveyor of the arts.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Is that the right word? Which scuray time?

Speaker 9 (42:28):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Yes, we want to see you get to Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
And we started the show and we wanted to get
you some money in there. In the first ten minutes
we'd raised no money. It's been now an hour and
a half. Has there been a change in the go
fundme tally for your play? Well, here we go.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
We have raised thirty dollars.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Get you close. That is getting you closer, a bit close.

Speaker 10 (42:55):
One person's donated thirty dollars. I think, thank you too,
whoever that is At my age mother, every dollar count,
so dollar count, I really, I genuinely do appreciate that.

Speaker 9 (43:07):
So thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
If you like science and information and entertainment, Amanda's science
rap is coming up.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Well, what an entertaining link that is. Looks it's something
about aliens. I think you'll like it.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Instagram as well. Your chance to win two thousand dollars
coming up on jam Nation on Gold, Jam jam Nation Gold.
It's Jones you Demanda across Australia for jam Nation. For
those that don't know, Amanda hosted a science show in
the nineties.

Speaker 8 (43:34):
That's one of the reporters on the show that predicted
and it was the eighties and the nineties, What.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Will be doing beyond two thousand? That's right, She with
a bunch of other clean cut presenters in Colorful Knits.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
Colorful Knits played a huge role, as did Shoulderba.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Would talk about useful but largely useless inventions.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
Not at all, not at all.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
You seemed it always seemed to me that they'd put
you on some wacky pushbike.

Speaker 8 (44:02):
I was on a wacky pushbike. I was on a
swing that went all the way around. I did quirky
you know. It was in Centrifugea's I threw up a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
But in the future Wi Fi saying well, hang on,
what about me?

Speaker 8 (44:13):
We did stories on things like that. We had stories
on okay, what was a WiFi story? Well, I was,
if I would know. I did lots of stories on superconductors.
I did a million stories. Never understood what they were,
and now they ruled the world. I did a story
on rare earth mining.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 8 (44:27):
Now the world's fighting of a rare Earth.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Anyway, you used to speaking a very clipped Australian English accent,
which sounded very nice as well. So what we've done
is we've packaged that all together and we've come up
with a bit of a science wrapped having fun science.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
I still hated to keep my hand in. I did
a lot of stories with cows with my hand was
entirely in. But this is some of the science stuff
that comes across my step, my desk, or my socials
in all the movies and things. When we think about
aliens coming here, it's like they're spying on us and
wondering how we're living and what's going to happen. Like,

(45:17):
for example, if an alien came to our studio now, Brendan,
they'd think, what's going on with his shirt? You wonder nothing?
You think, what context would they put us in? But
what about this to blow your mind? Alien? No, I
like you pink. You say you don't wear pink, but
you wear a lot of it and I like it.

(45:38):
Let's get on with this. They're not going to be
the fashion police the aliens. If aliens came to see
us now or aliens from today, we're looking through whatever
lens they're looking at to look at Earth. They wouldn't
see your shirt, they wouldn't see your devon patch from
the back, they wouldn't see any of that stuff. Do
you know what they would see. They'd see dinosaurs. The

(46:00):
two of us here in this studio. They'd see dinosaurs
because they would see history. Light takes time to travel,
as we know, so every telescope is a time machine.
Distance equals time. So if an alien civilization is sixty
five million light years away, right, their view of Earth
is delayed by sixty five million years, so they don't

(46:20):
see cities, they don't even see Earth.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
So when you look at through a set of binoculars
at something, your time traveling.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Because no, but that's like a.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Telescope, well only over long, Dista, I'm looking out the window.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
At Sydney sweety on a jet ski.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Then I'm right there.

Speaker 8 (46:37):
You're right there.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
You're right there, so indeed traveled.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
If you've gone out. You know, if we're.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Talking about trying to get my head around, we're.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Talking about light years, so a light year is distance,
but it's time, So that's it's looking back at history.
So aliens are looking at us. For example, maybe that
was sixty five million light years away. If they are
five thousand light years away, they're watching the pure it's
being built, Rome is falling if they're watching even more

(47:04):
recent than that. So it's all about time. So aliens
now that come to visit us haven't come from a
commensurate time. It's not you know, hey, it's Wednesday where
you are. They may be here from sixty five million
years in the future Wars.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah, like Star Wars Galaxy far a long time ago,
in a galaxy far far, and.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
They would come to see us and we'd say, wow,
you're from sixty five million years in the future. Are
we still playing rock sette? Can you tell me?

Speaker 14 (47:32):
So?

Speaker 8 (47:33):
It's fascinating, isn't it. So aliens from now are looking
at dinosaurs all but my left one will still be
playing rock set You're probably right, and they'd be questioning
your Devin patches. Are you No? No, you can hardly
see it? What the what the hell?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
The Winter Games are coming?

Speaker 8 (47:51):
Will I to say games?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Well, I liked what you call them before.

Speaker 8 (47:55):
I called them the icy Olympics because we're not licensed
to be able to use the official.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, it's like you're looking through that mirror on romper Room.
We're going to talk about that as much as we can,
and Instagram makes us return on gold, Jam on gold.
Right across Australia, it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. But starting
soon over there in Courtina. The Winter Games, we can't
really talk much about them as far as using the words.

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Don't say it because Channel nine and they paid a
lot of money for that.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
We were with the cheap a modern didn't pay for them.

Speaker 8 (48:30):
So how about we call them the icy Olympics. I
can't sue us for that, but I do.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I think out of all of the games, the Summer
Games and the Icy Olympics, the icy Olympics for me,
are the more superior game.

Speaker 8 (48:46):
Is that because you look at people's lives being threatened
every day with the luge and that downhill stuff and
on ice and blade.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I've got to run affinity with the snow. I worked
in a snow resort. I met my wife at a
snow resort. Some of the happiest times of my life
were the snow resort. I love skiing. I'm a big
fan of skiing and I like watching it. I like
the bob sled. I like the giant slalem. That's pretty cool.
And when they do the jump and the and the cross,

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the snow cross or whatever that is.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
What's the snow cross snow angels? Imagine going for gold
and snow angels?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Where's where's Reyga? When we need the curling? Have you
ever watched the curling?

Speaker 8 (49:27):
This is where you push a big broom behind a robovack.
Why do you have to sweep up after it? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
There was trouble last night because the what happened?

Speaker 8 (49:36):
The power went out? What are you making that up? Curls?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
A Luigi put some more money in the meter? Really,
wasn't that.

Speaker 8 (49:45):
Sort of like? The games have only just started, that
officially started, I always and there was a blackout the
first day.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
This is gonna happen? Channel and I have been running
a great show just about you know, former Olympians and
stuff like that. And Stephen Bradrey he was just talking
about his achievements and you know, really there should be
a day for Stephen Bradbury because I think he won
to go by I know, but a lot of people
will look at Stephen Bradbury as he did a Bradbury
lucky but no, not at all. He's a guy.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
He qualified for the final.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
From Brisbane train train trained, cut him like, got cleaned
up on the ice, almost died on the ice, led
out on the ice, cut very civilian in his leg.
And then another time he broke his neck, went straight
into the wall, broke his neck, still came back and
managed to qualify. Keep going through the qualification journey to

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get to what we know as the Bradbury moment.

Speaker 8 (50:37):
We should try and get him on.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I think we should get him because I think there
should be a.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
Day and someone who owns a living wearing lycra that's
not easy because someone I can't do.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
There was a discussion they compared Stephen Bradbury to Reygun
and I said, well, no, that's that's a different kettle
of fish.

Speaker 8 (50:53):
Well, I see. I never understood why we didn't celebrate Raygun.
As Australians, we love an underdog, we love someone that
the rest of the world has an opinion on.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
But Raygun didn't get a medal, she didn't meddle.

Speaker 8 (51:05):
No, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, I'm not emotional for Australians. I think it does matter.
You can carry on like you know, a fool or
whatever and do whatever you need to do.

Speaker 8 (51:16):
She qualified as well, she did qualification. She qualified.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, I know, but it's like, you know, if I
made up a sport said I'm going to have a
crack at this.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
Well, if there was an official body for it and
you qualified fair enough.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Look at this. This is the official body.

Speaker 8 (51:30):
I don't put like RNA anyway.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Can you diorize that? We'll get Stephen.

Speaker 8 (51:35):
Bravery on next week?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
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Speaker 2 (51:42):
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Speaker 1 (51:47):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
That's money, extra cash, Jonesy and Amanda's hello Hello, Hello, Okay,
sorry hello, I'm going to.

Speaker 8 (52:02):
Stop you watching maths. You've gone mental.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know the answer will come back to
that question of time the mines. You get all the
questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Barbara is in Woman Gone Hello Barbara.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Hello, Hello, Barbara. Hello. Are you obsessed with maths?

Speaker 11 (52:27):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
No, my friend is, and she's trying to convince me
to get on board with it. But I'm liking it.
But yeah, don't go a friend like that.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Don't go chasing that, yeah, Barbara, because once you start
watching it tonight, I'm putting boxing gloves on, okay, Imscot
and I'm not watching Meredith first sight.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
They're the lengths you have to go to one time
with my fan and they'll love you with your boxing
gloves on. Barbara, We've got ten questions, we have sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed. We might have time
to come back. Okay, Okay, let's see. We can get
you some money. Let's do it. He comes to question
number one in the alphabet what letter comes after f s?

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Question two? What color is a red velvet? Cake?

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Red?

Speaker 8 (53:16):
Questions three? Which famous singer was known for saying? Are
he he?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Michael Jackson?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Question four?

Speaker 8 (53:23):
The Sydney Swifts are known for playing which sport Kidney
Swift past. Question five, true or false corn grows on trees?

Speaker 11 (53:32):
What does corn?

Speaker 8 (53:33):
Corn? Does it grow on trees? True or false? No
No Question six? How many arms does an octopus have?

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Eight?

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Question seven? What color are emeralds?

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Green?

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Question eight? Who sang the song like a virgin? Question nine?
What's the longest river in the world?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Longest river Mississippi?

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Oh, it's the Nile.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Then my favorite digit? Damn it?

Speaker 13 (54:07):
My favorite Egypt.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Swift's play netble Yeah, netball.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Okay, I wouldn't have guest that either, mind Barb.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
Barbara, keep's got a favorite digital gesture to the boss
of it behind.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Their backs, keep away from Mary to first sight, Barbara,
it's a sickness okay, Okay, greet some guts and and
baggers off, which is good for us. Thank you, Bob.
It'll be back again tomorrow Instagram. In the meantime, what
do I say about on this day information?

Speaker 8 (54:51):
You've always said it's the domain of lazy radio.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Well, that is true, but then sometimes on this day
information is so good it should be brought to the four.

Speaker 8 (54:59):
Okay, let's be lazy. Next.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
We'll have that for you next on God Jam Nation
Gold It's Jersey demanded's jam Nation with whitesnake. Here I
go again. It just works. And what do I say
about on this day information?

Speaker 8 (55:15):
We've always said it's the domain of lazy radio, and
then you proceed to do it with some spurious excuse
thrown in.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
I'll tell you this, that is true if you just
rip on this day information out of the newspapers.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
If you find it online or maybe a historical kind
of web.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
But if, okay, if you get an introduction for it
as well, on this day information happening now retrospectively.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
Isn't that just a local news introduction?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
No local news, Ryan sounds like local news happening now locally.

Speaker 8 (55:55):
You're right, they're quite different. How long have you been
in this business?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
On this day in eighteen.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
Forty five, I remember it well, a large.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Crowd gathered in Great Yarmouth to watch a clown named
Arthur Nelson sail along the river in a washtub pulled
by four geese.

Speaker 8 (56:13):
I'd have lined up to see that.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Several thousand people lined the riverbanks.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
And they didn't have maps in those days.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
What were they on a w It's true, this was
the maths of the time. Watch a clown getting.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
Pulled by four geese.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Three hundred people crowded the southern footway of the suspension
bridge around five point forty though, one of the bridge's
southern suspension chains snapped, followed minutes by a second, causing
the south side of the deck to collapse into the
seven foot deep river. Many spectators were thrown into the

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water or crushed against the railings died. Some were saved
in dramatic ways, such as her mother holding her child
with her teeth the teeth a nearby horse and cart
avoid falling with the horse backed away. This was from
the newspaper back then in total, it's not funny, I
don't I'm not laughing. Seventy nine people perished.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
Really.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
News of the disaster spread within minutes by electric telegraph,
alerting families across the region. Also that the clown was
not pulled by geese, but a rowboat with a hidden rope.
When asked at the time, the clown replied.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
Shut up, shut up.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
On this day information happening now.

Speaker 8 (57:35):
That story is much like this a wild goose chase.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Retrospectively, right, auto, that's enough, Can we go now?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Please get pulled by four geese?

Speaker 8 (57:44):
We let it go.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Well, we'll be back again tomorrow tonight.

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Please don't worry. I'm not going to do it. I'm
gonna throw on my TV's out of the window.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I'm not going to watch maps. You know who was
on the show today from Flight of the Conference tomorrow tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (57:58):
I'm so exciting about the calendar works tomorrow. I'm Brett
McKenzie from Flight of the Concords. I'm very excited, a big,
big fan of his.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Good day to you see.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
Then, well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
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Speaker 12 (58:15):
Now, let's skip the hell out of here.

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