June 12, 2026 • 49 mins
From cockroach kingpins to nuclear explosions and a live performance from Richard Clapton, you don't want to miss today's show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Amanda.
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drunken idiot, stay in school and learned school.
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would never forget.
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Speaker 5 (00:39):
Well done, fellas. It's so nice to have here.
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There you congratulation that you can just coast now fellas.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
First show done, tick.
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Nothing else you need to We'll see your next Friday.
We've got an action packed show today. You know what
it's Friday. You know what that means is the Friday feel.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
We have to say, who's going to be your secret?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
You say, no, you sir.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I'm going to say who it is, and you say
what song you think he's going to play? It's Richard
Clapton today. This one particular song that makes me emotional
because it is about the passage of time, is that
it makes me incredibly nostalgic, and I've heard this song
through so many times in my adult life that I
get mugie every time.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Girls on the Avenue.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, not girls on the Avenue.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Time with the painted ladies.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
No, it's best use of our life. Of course, it's
going to swist his arm until he sings.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
That Friday Field Sessions last week, Amber Lawrence. That was
absolutely spectacular. This is something I would like to keep
doing every Friday, and it seems to work, so that's
a good thing. Instagram makes its return and we can't
do anything until we do the Fast.
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Speaker 2 (01:57):
Jonesy and Demanders.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Fine always good on a Friday. The Fast five five questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all five
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Well you will win two hundred and fifty dollars cash
if you answer a question. Fine, not after.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
School cash in a bag, which I would have liked
that they used to pay the corrupt copp As we.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I'll probably be on a visa card, but still Who's
going to say no to that?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Who will? Matt's in Doncaster? Hello, Matt, Hey guys, how
are you doing all right?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
You're ready to get stuck? You're doing okay, Matt for
a Friday. Let's get stuck straight in this question number one.
Which website is known as the Free Encyclopedia. I'm talking
about my brain right here Wikipedia Wikipedia.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
There's a little option there where you can donate some
money to Wikipedia. Do you ever do that?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Do you remember, Matt? You'll find this fascinating. My Wikipedia
page once got tinkered with or tampered with. I was
doing an interview with a journalist and they said, so
tell me again about that kids show shower Time with
Uncle Bert? Said, I beg your pardon. It's that I'd
hosted a kid show with Bert Newton.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Time with Uncle Bert, some of my best work.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
It also said that I had lost a lot of
money in the eighties because I'd invested in at ms
for short statue people. And there's only one that still remained,
somewhere in Sydney.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Ye mine says sex.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
God, everyone's made.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Everything hasn't been tampered with. Let's play monster mash. Matt.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Let's kick off this monster.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Him, Matt, we've munched two songs together. Can you tell
us what they are? It's made both songs less.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Wow. I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Matt's two songs mashed together? Can you tell us what
one or both songs are?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
I could hear a Katy Perry song?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, do you know?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Just have a guess at the name of that one.
That way we can tick one off.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Um uh, I get a little bit more of a.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Sorry, Matt co Kira is in Townsville.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know when Jones says, come on, bro, Kira, have
a listen to this.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You know we're not looking at fabric swatch is okay?
That's hard, Kira? What do you think?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I know?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
One of them fireworks by Katy Perry.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It's a Katy Perry song, but it's not Firewall, where
you would be wrong. And also that other one's really hard.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
To That is hard to get. Why don't we put
on Paul Kelly and we'll come back? Why don't we
do that here?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
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us now on the iHeart app. Jonesy and Demanders.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
We are into the fast five and where are we
at man.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Brad, question number two, which is monster mash?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Let's kick off this.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
One of these songs. We know it's Katy Perry, but
we don't have the title, and we still don't know
what the other one is.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Have a listen, it's almost there.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Brad is in crow's nest.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Brad, can you help us out? Can you do us
as solid?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
God, yeah, look I've worked out we fair in love? Yes,
very good. And what's the Katy Perry song?
Speaker 9 (05:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well is it?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Two songs? Great when they're not played together. What animal
appears on the logo of Bacardi Rum. This is a
multiple choice for you, Brad, a a bat, be a
scorpion or see a tiger.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
He didn't need the multiple choice.
Speaker 10 (06:05):
And I'll go on that.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Why bat?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well don for Kundo? But Cardi he indeed.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Cardi is surname.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah, it's not like he didn't call after his middle
name for Kundo. Let's get on the for condos. Anyway,
his wife went into the distillery and there was a
bunch of bats hanging around in the rafters, and he said, well,
why don't you.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Know name it after you? Question for what's the name
of Germany's motorway network, famous for its lack of speed limits. Brad,
what's that called?
Speaker 9 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Great? Who will the soccer who is face in their
opening World Cup match this Sunday at two pm?
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Brad, Oh man, I'm going Turkey it is.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's Turkey all the way. Wait, hang on, you're going
for Turkey.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
You're not going for the definitely not or turkya as
we now.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I just I'm just going to say Turkey. I'm not
saying Turkey.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's too hard for out in the country.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'd like to be caught, do they?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Okay? You know I'm in Australia.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I speak Australian and if you wad Jonesy, you don't
like to be challenged linguistically?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Why to keep all your lefty jug over the abs?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Okay, the job at the UN is not coming your
way anything.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
And here is the ambassador for Australia. Yeah, McK dundee,
just for a few days. Brad, Congratulations, you've won the
jam pack. Inside that pack you will find two hundred
and fifty dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
In cash, heer and bro cheering and go to the Audie.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes, indeed, Urine, did you say that's Urine?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Cheero's cheer A few I thought I was going deaf.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Brad speaks Australian to Amanda. I'm like you, I like me.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I only hear the posh words.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Of course. Have a good weekend, Brad, you do, and
if you would like to play the fast five, it's
as simple as going to our website Jonesdamanda dot com today.
You when you say Kingpin, it'll be a lot of
pressure being a kingpin.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I imagine you'd be someone when you say kingpins on
maybe the gold tooth, someone incredibly well dressed, someone fancy.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's always a crime king someone.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Who is in you get taken up to see them
in a tiny room upstairs, and the strippers downstairs yep,
and the Kingpins up there. We're smoking a cigar and
they can kill you in an.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's always when I see one of those stories on
the news with drugs or something float up on the
beach and then you get the drugs. What do you
do with it? You know you're Johnny Suburban.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
You take it to the Kingpin. I phone up and
I say, can you put on mister Kingpin or missus
Kingpin if he's not at home?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
First name king second name Pin. So when you think
of Kingpin, I always think of nefarious activities, and I
suppose this is just as nefarious. The ossie cockroach. Kingpin
has been busted. Asked me how many cockroaches live cockroaches?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Is it illegal to have live clock coaches? Because I
don't think I might win that.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yes, No, your standard variety cockroach you can have. But
if you've got a Madagascan hissing cockroach, then no. Have
you seen those? We worked at another radio station in
another lifetime ago with was it the rock Dog? Do
you remember him? And was it the Rock Dog had
in his little aquarium these Madagascar hissing cockroaches and they're
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about five to seven centimeters long?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
How long is that?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
It's about that?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Really?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Who?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Do they look like cockroaches?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, but they don't look as bad as cockroaches, if
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
If they've got like a shell in them, they've got
lots of legs. Jamy Ray has just yack that looks
like a giant slater.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah, okay, I'll accept that it does look like a
giant Why is.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
It illegal to have them? And why is there a kingpin?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
I don't know why you're not supposed to have them.
These cockroaches, though, are worth two hundred thousand dollars not each,
surely no, No, he had one hundred thousand of them,
two hundred thousand dollars all of cockroaches. So what's that age?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Two hundred dollars?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
What was one dollar?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Half?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
We are so dumb?
Speaker 12 (10:16):
Just go with this, my god, hurry up. It's embarrassing.
The number I got was two two two dollars, two hundred.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Two hundred dollars each. So each Madagascar hissing cockroach is two.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Hundred Let's get to the lot of this story. So
I had them but wasn't allowed to have them.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, Kingpin, it doesn't say why you can't have them.
People in the Snake World Bath, A snake catcher Stephanie
Lesser told the ABC that the larger exotic species were
likely being sold as a cost effective reptile food.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
That's cheap? Is it defeat us a reptile?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
To what happened?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
He got it?
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Whatever?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
You know?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
You look at your what as many lemuca? Your dog
eat that Chris Browann fancy dog? For well, that's not
two hundred bucks a packet is it. No, No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
No, it's not. No, it's not meaning that a dog's
cheapert of feed than a snake.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I don't know many snake people.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't trust snake people either.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I only know about Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Well, you don't Ricky the story of Ricky Ricky Ricky,
No tell me? Had a ten foot Dickie shout it
to the lady next door? She thought it was a
snake hit it with a ring. Now it's only four
foot four, which is quite a substantial Dickie.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Have you told this entire story to get us there?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
No, By the way, I've completed the mats here if
you want to know the answer. So if you have
one hundred thousand cockroaches worth two hundred thousand dollars, it's
two dollars. A cockroach can confirm.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
That's more evenly priced, even for Ricky. She's still embarrassed
in on mats. Every now and then you read an
article about different personality types. What type of personality that
you are?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Introverts as extroverts. Now there's is it? Introverts? People who
are sometimes introverted and sometimes outroverted, which is there on
those but everyone.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Is is that?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Isn't anyone just normal anymore?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I don't think you can put your hand up.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
I like to think that I'm normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
because I look at you and I go.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I think I look at some of your behaviors and
some of your ruminations.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
What sort of nuts rumination would I have?
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
You ruminate on a particular song that we play. There's
been played in an advertisement for another radio station.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Oh well that makes it that.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
But you you ruminate on things, and you'll you ruminate
on things. Say you're out on your stand up paddle board,
you'll have an imaginary argument, and you'll come in and
then deliberately try and rehash it. Seeking you'll say, you
know what I wanted to say to them, And I say,
don't shout out to.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Me, council guy, tell them you know it is. It's
like a council guy booking me for parking for two
minutes in my dry way, you know. And I imagine
the argument.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
To have with the years ago, and you still bring
it up now. It happens quite regular, and you still
will rate me for what you'd like to say.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
To most things I see is common sense. So for me,
if your opposition radio station is using a particular song
in their commercial, then it would make sense that the
radio station that you work at would not play that
song because you give them a free kick. No one
listens to radio. When you get your little ratings book,
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you don't go, oh, well, I was listening to I
was listening to that station that was playing that song.
Hence the why don't we just do? We just give
them a free kick.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
So when you say that you're quiet and regular and
your emotions are always regulated, I don't know who. I
don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
And you're quiet regular. I did not say that you
certainly are regular?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
How about these ones? A time optimist is someone who
can and this would annoy you, I know, and probably
mean to someone who consists underestimates how long tasks will take,
which makes them run late even when they have good intentions.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I think you're a time optimal rather than being no, let.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Me finish the description. Rather than being careless, they believe
they can fit one more thing in before leaving, only
to find themselves rushing at the last minute. I don't
do that.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I'm munctual.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Your little miss make us late, you will make us lap.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
That's not true. Unpunctual.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I might be a little bit much of a time optimist.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Are you a tid so optimist?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
A tid's optimist is someone who's always late because they
think they have more time than they do. So it's
slightly different to the time my.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Daughter is that she's always late. It gets to a
point now I just say I say a time for
the family, and then I say a time for her
romany time. It's like setting for darlight saving.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Chris Brown romany time we'd say, Okay, we're meeting at
seven o'clock yep, and when really the rest of us, yeah,
are getting there at seven point thirty.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
How about this one? The ultra crepidarian someone who gives
opinions or advice beyond their actual knowledge. Brendan giants, you
think you're a bit of recognizing little bit of yourself
in it. That's because you think you have the knowledge
about it.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I will.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
I never give advice or anything about stuff I don't
know about it. And that's true. That's hand on hard.
What about Dredger, You're a dreadger. You are a dredger
and a goalpost shift.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
That's not true.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
And you're a one way stream.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Those terms aren't on here. You're a name caller. You're
a name caller.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
That's you.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Sorry I brought it up.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast now about
the miracle of recording.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
And Amanda Amanda.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
Those are two great names.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
I'm not a scatter.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's the chemistry between them.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
But how much relign your own business and shut your pie?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I wish you were with you, Joe Head. They you know.
I watched last night Tell Me Beast, Dan McPherson's new movie.
It is great. It's got Dan person in it, which
is great. Russell Crozy we.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Spoke to him about it.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
It's got Amy Shark in it as an actress. She's
an actress. I didn't notice it was Amy Shark and
anyone is that Amy Shark? And guess what it was?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Amy Shark.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I think she does very well as an actress.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
There's a crow and a shark and a beast.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
It's also got George Burges's former NRL player. I think
it's his debut. He is very good as well. And
Matt Nabel you love man.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Anyway, it's great.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Enough Nabel gazing, maybe we might because enough Nabel gazing,
I like it acknowledged in this room. Please from the
two of you are smile doesn't work on radio.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Do you think a sco owners of that joke from
a thousand years?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Who has ever said Nabel gazing? Whoever, it's not even
his friends.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Would just pun humor. I'm sorry, I just don't laugh
at it. It's wise as you good, good on you.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
You look at Niagara Falls and go, yeah, whatever, But
then sometimes I look at what I do.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
It's like if we were living and I was working
at Niagara Falls every day. Every day, I'd see the
beautiful sight, the majesty of Niagara Falls, and then sometimes
you just go, you know, I'm just going to close
the curtains.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You sit a cafe curtain on closing day.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Look, you d hate on me? Yes, okay, let's talk
about other things. The pub test is coming up as well.
This is something that you want to bring to the task.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
It was a New York Times opinion piece about tracking
your friends and family.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
And I've just noticed here Amanda really wants to do this.
What to do in a nuclear explosion.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, first of all, let's pronounce nuclear.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I've got what I will say.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Oh, curtains are open.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
You heard that. That's all coming up on gold. You
know I watched last night Thursday night. Tell me not
something old, something new, because you've been accusing me lately
of watching just an old and day movie.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
If you walk past the television and then you'll tell
us about a movie from nineteen seventy, I go, yes,
many people have seen it.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
It's a free movie. And the hamison of a free
movie is it pops on the telly just as it's starting,
and then you have to guess what it is. It's
just great. I love it.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
So you watch something recent? Can I ask? Don't tell
me before you to me what it is? Was it
on a streaming service?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
It was was on standing.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You're walking past the television, you saw it?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
No, No, I was appointment appointment TV.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Still a free movie.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
It's like whenever you do TV, it's appointment TV.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Brandon?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
It is when I see the piano on, I watch
it the living room. I watch it.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
So did you see me on play school?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Went on play school?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Exactly?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Was that when you made the little rocket ship out
of battle pop snick.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
No, I did story Time, did you really? I didn't
see that Big Dinosaurs.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
I go on It's Appointment TV. But I watched on
stand Damn versus new movie Beast Beast, and I loved it.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
When we spoke to him just recently, it's about MMA
fighters and but he was saying a lot of women
like it because it's not just kicking the face.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah, yep. Also we talked about his cauliflower ears because
he had to have cauliflowers. A lot of those MMA
fighters have cauliflower ears because there's a lot of grappling
in the movie. I really would recommend the movie. By
the way. I'm not a big MMA guy, but I
enjoyed watching it. It was good. It's got Russell Crowe
in it, Amy Sharks in it as well. NRL football
(19:15):
player George Burgesses in it as well, making I believe
it's his acting day.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Bislay a fight.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
No, he's just playing a dude that helps out. He's
a fisherman that works with kick people just for fun. Yeah,
he helps out Dan's character on a fishing trawler. And
it's got Matt Nabelan as well, I love him, plays
such a good bad ass. But anyway, the movie is great.
But we were talking to Dan about his cauliflower ears
because he had got prosthetic cauliflower ears and he's got
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beautiful ears, but he was explaining the whole process. I
had a little understanding of what that was like.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
So I had to have prosthetic ears for the film,
and they would take two hours to put on every morning.
But we filmed the final fight scenes for The Beast
in Bangkok in front of ten thousand fight fans at
a real one Championship World champion Championship event, one of
the biggest events in MMA history in Southeast Asia, and
so we had access to the cage in the stadium
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for a couple of days beforehand, and then we shot
between the World Championship fights.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
On the night. That was incredible.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
So the litmus test of my training was pulling that
off in front of ten thousand fight fans at a
World championship event. But we were living and staying in
the fight hotel, and so at the breakfast buffet when
I had the cauliflower ears on and the real fighters
were there and they look at me, and they look
at my ears and they give me the nod. I
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thought I was the real dealer, and I have never
felt tougher.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
He does. He looks pretty tough in it, pretty tough.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
The reason I brought up cauliflower ears is a couple
of some young Russian menute earmaxing and injecting things into
their ears to give them cauliflower ears so they'll look
like Mma fighters. They look more.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
A few guys at the gym said, I'd just come
down here, Sunshine, thought you out? But something for the weekend?
Watch Beast, watch it. It's really good.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Did Helen like it? Your wife like it?
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I think she liked it.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I think she liked Dan shirtless.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
It's something forever and Russell.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Crowe looking over his glasses in that avun killer way.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
It's always down with his shirt off.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Check it out this week Poliflower and Oberg. You know
they listened to this show.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Check it out Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
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Speaker 13 (21:31):
The pub Test top test does not past the pub
Test hub Test test.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Test.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
The pub test doesn't pass the sniff test, and stop it.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's not helpful.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I know that you don't do this, but I'm not
going to ask you anyway. Do you track your children
or your friends or allow them to track you on socials?
On your tracking on your phone is what I'm trying
to say. Do you have those apps that share your
location with your friends and family?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
You know what happened last night at home? I get
all from my daughter in law who lives on the
other side of town. Have you moved my grandsons when
they come to stay. They've got this little telemetry thing
that they put on his foot. I don't know what
it does. Anyway, I was moving a desk downstairs and
I moved it and it's changed his the telemetry on
the little I think, wow, he's run a marathon. What's
(22:21):
his kid doing? He's running around his bedroom when in
fact he was asleep. And it's the one that my house.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
See all this this surveillance, and that is not for surveillance,
I know, but at the same time, it makes you
hyper visial in a number of ways. I'm trying not
to wear my smart watch at the moment because i
just get competitive with myself about how many steps I've done,
and I'm constantly looking at it and know when there
are texts. I'm trying not to be that anymore. But
what about this. Thirteen point six percent of adults eighteen
(22:50):
point six percent of young adults age eighteen to twenty
four agree that tracking is a good idea. We work
with people here who share their locations with all their friends.
They all know where they are at any given moment.
That's horror to me. That way. If you're there all
somewhere and you're not, you know you're being left out.
I've heard people say that way. I know when my
(23:11):
husband's coming home, I'll put dinner on because he's ten
minutes away.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
I just don't like it. And it doesn't mean i'm
sas doesn't mean I don't want people to know where
I am. I just don't like it. There's an article
about this in the Wall Street Journal. They're talking a
New York Times opinion. It was saying I would never
voluntarily share my phone's location with another living soul, not
even my husband of sixteen years. But it's a topic
that is to visive along generational lines. So pretty much,
(23:36):
if you've grown up with social media and you're used
to your parents tracking you, you're used to all those
snapchat moments where you know where your friends are. This
is not a weird thing to be doing. You're virtually
living in a reality. If you're older than that, it
seems freakishly.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Weird if you insist on your partner revealing this, and
I think that's a different problem to you volunteering where
you are no.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
See, this is where it gets awkward, as if you say,
if your partner says, can I track you? And you
say no, you're not saying, well, I'm sure there are
cases where you might be suss but what about it
if you just want to say I just don't like
this sort of thing, but I don't want to feel
bad for not letting you track me.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I remember a made of mine. He was just having
a coffee and some toast out at the beach. And
he's just sitting there having coffee and his wife. What
are you doing? Why are you down there? Shouldn't you
be at work eating carbs?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
And I just said, you know who wants that? No,
If I want to have crying time in my car
in my driveway, it's no one's business but mine. Well,
this is it's interesting because this is a long generational line.
So maybe you think it's okay if you've grown up
with social media, or maybe you used to tracking your
kids there now adults and you still do it. I'd
love to know tracking your friends and family does it
(24:50):
pass the pub test?
Speaker 13 (24:51):
Gen Nation, the pub test, top test does not past
the pub test, hub Test, Test test Test, the pub
test doesn't pass.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Smiths test, and stop it. It's not helpful today.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Well, this is a This is a subject that comes
up a lot, but it was a New York Times
opinion piece. Tracking your friends and family, that's what we're
discussing today, and it seems to be broken along generational lines.
If you've grown up in the social media world, you're
used to maybe your parents tracking you, you track your friends,
you know where everyone is on Snapchat. That's okay. You're
living a virtual reality life anyway. But older people seem
(25:23):
to think it's strange. But still a whole lot of
older people are still tracking their older kids and allowing
their partners to track them, which I find extraordinary. Tracking
your friends and family does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
I don't know about family and friends. I track my son,
he's seventeen, he drives. It's like trying to track at
White Point are actually because he's everywhere and we sort
of need to know where he is, especially because he
pops up in places where he's not supposed to be.
But other than that, no, I don't really agree. Once
he's eighteen nineteen, I think I'll release it. Yeah, family
and friends, no way, that doesn't pass the pub test
(25:57):
for me.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Tracking your family and friends. You see everyone online at
all times, and it's just too too.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Much unless they know about it. No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
It does.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I think it does depending on the situation. So I
have a young fellow who's just started being a bit
more independent, and I think it's fine to track him
when he knows he's being tracked. But if it's like
an ex partner or an adult that doesn't know that
you're doing it, and then it's not okay.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
So when we tracked GM y Rye, we just follow
the goodsman and go mis rappers.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
It's good food, just like the rappers. He doesn't need nap.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Thank you for all your calls.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
You know, the world's an unsteady place. I don't want
to alarm anybody, but I've got information here on how
to survive a nuclear emergency. Actually, you try and say it.
Nuclear emergency tickles me every time you say it. What
do you say nuclear? Because that's the word.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
What do you say nuclear?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You've got an extra syllable in there, like when you
do you what are those hats at robbers wear?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Burgular?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No, it's a burglar cap? Are you paid persillable?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
What about that'll do?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I'm going to give you valuable information and if we
do suffer from a nuclear attack, your burgular cap won't
protect you. This is information to have in the back
of your mind. Okay, right, here's what happens. You can
survive a nuclear blast. This you need to remember three
words through three sayings. Get inside, stay inside, and stay tuned.
(27:34):
So it's not the blast that will kill you. We'll
do it's the fallout.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, the blast will kill you. If you're near it,
you will get killed.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
But this is what they say. A blast has a
limited radius. Most people in a city survive it. The
true danger is in radioactive fallout, the fine dust that
settles in the first few hours when radiation peaks. So
this is a thing. The blast has a limited radius
survivable for most. The fallout is it peaks in the
first few hours, and that's the real killer. Fifteen minutes
(28:04):
decide everything. Give me some dramatic music behind this, Brian.
If there's a nuclear blast and Jonesy manages to say it,
we need some serious, got serious concentration, dramatic music.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
That's good. Fifteen minutes, decide everything. That's how long they
say people outside the blast zone have before fallout hits
the ground. You have fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
You know what music? I reckon?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh, come on?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Two Tribes by Frankie goes to get.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Inside, stay inside, stay tuned, but not to this station obviously.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
And when you hear the air attack warning you mind
gives the information.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Please, it's not the blast, it's the fallout. We've said.
You've got fifteen minutes. That's enough time to reach shelter
and dodge a heavy dose.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Keep it going, Ryan, keep the vibe.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
The biggest mistake, Brendan, what's the biggest mistake?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Hang on, I'm just going to stay dancing.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Dancing is your biggest mistake? Always?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Where's my glove stick?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It's you?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
You're glowing.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
The biggest mistake. Yes, the biggest mistake is running outside
with your arms flapping like a girl. Brendan, your first
instinct is deadly. Every impulse puts you in the open.
That's when the fallout is thickert. So don't rush outside
to look at the sky. Don't jump in the car
to flee. Don't drive to get your family. A car
(29:29):
barely shields you from radiation. Stay put, don't go and
pick up your kids, because chances are, if they're in schools, whatever,
they'll have their own protocol the moment the wave passes,
Get into the nearest solid structure. What look if you
would to disintegrate with radiation? Do it go deep and central?
(29:50):
Do you want to giggle at that too? Brendan, Head
to the basement or building center, more walls between you
and the street.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
This is all well done.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
You don't know this stuff. You're ready for the next
st wash the radiation off. Know this and all right?
What's the protocol, Brendan.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I've seen silk. Would you get under a shower and
you wash the round?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
The first thing you do is you take off your
outer clothing to remove and you throw it away. You
stash it in a bag, you tie it, stash it
far from people. Now, what do you do with your body?
You wash it down, You shower with soap and shampoo,
but not conditioner. Conditioner glues particles to your hair, be
(30:30):
conditioning their hair.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
It's like you've just you just stepped out of a holocaust.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Does anyone have a hair straight? And I'm not going
out looking like this?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Right?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
And get that song? When you get up?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
You can all die.
Speaker 10 (30:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I don't care. Jenna will put this information on our
socials for people who are actually interested in staying alive.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah, so many requests for them to do it again,
mentioned lay off the moonshine, knocking a man, it's so weak, knocking.
It's Friday. We love Friday. Why do we love Friday?
But you like to say if Friday fields session.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
That's it. This is why this is an amazing privilege
for us to have a musician we've always loved come
in and perform in front of us.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Let's have a look at this Chap's back catalog. What
if I played you this song? Okay, love it? What
about if I played your deep Water? What if I
played you girls on the Avenue? Don't you after his
(31:51):
after jam in the Lucky Country, The Lucky Content doing
alright because we're making.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
You know who sings that?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
That is Richard Clapton.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Let's lilive it to him, shall we?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Okay? You know what, Richard doesn't want to see this
from you. He doesn't want this because he's coming in
for the Friday Field Sessions. And please, if I'm being
a bit indulgent here, if I said to you, oh, Michael,
all the lines are down, it's Australia Day again.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Do you think we can get him to sing that
in here?
Speaker 8 (32:29):
I'd love it.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Well, you know, he's just had some sort of surgery
on his hands, so he's without a guitar, but he's
got a keyboarders coming in on the show for the
Friday Field Sessions. Richard Clapton doing Best Years of our
Lives on a Friday. Isn't that just great?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
It's coming up soon. This is such a treat. This
man is one of our absolute favorites. It's always a
pleasure to be in his company. I'm talking about Richard Clapton,
a cornerstone of Australian rock. So many of his songs
and we say we know, I don't say this lightly
about the cornerstones stones to our generation like a pillar
(33:05):
like a kidney stone, but more.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Palatable so hard to pass. Oh Jesus, Richard, we speak.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Mean he is you come in?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Did you just tear out that introduction, you know, calling
him a kidney stone?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Really? I said it with a smile on my face.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Richard. You look, well, how's your hand? I was worried
about your hand?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
My hands?
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Is it okay?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
You've got a guitar hand? Tell me what that is?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
No guitar. Well, it's come from playing guitar for sixty
one years. And what's like like r s I.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Injury.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, so it's the same thing. Well, because see you
play guitar like this.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Oh sorry, I'm microphone so well.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Provisional singer, you know, no, but anyway, so yeah, it's
just an ar size sort of thing.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
So you can't get pressure on the on the string
and the threat board.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
No, and I still can't, but hopefully in another couple
of weeks. So you've had surgery, yes, which was it
wasn't too bad. Actually it's a very small incision and
he's got well, Mandy, you explaining to me what they.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Do or release the tendons and then rettach them.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, exactly, and.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
The main thing is you can still put your middle
finger up so you can still greet all your band.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Because the band col in the corner is doing it
right now. Has he given you some exercises to do?
He's squeezing a ball.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
So I'm a bit too slack, No, I have. I
really got to get onto you.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Don't be slack. This is important, stuffed guar.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I know I've got big gig coming up. I know
absolutely well.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
You know you're doing the State Theater gig in Sydney,
which always goes off. You've been doing that and then
you're touring red around the country though, aren't you.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Have you taken up harmonica so you're not playing the guitar.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
I played at the opening of the State Theater in
nineteen twenty nine and Brendan Jones was the master of ceremony.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Oh no, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I'm going into one now.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
That was the biggest cock up in the world. They
wanted me to present this thing to Richard and I said,
They said do it before halftime, and I said, well, no,
it wouldn't it make sense to do it as he
comes off stage at half time? They said no, no, no,
it'll be much better if you do it. Three songs
called Interval three. So before they bring on the oranges
(35:37):
for Richard, and then I walk out on and they're
all going, go and do it, do it, do it?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Do it like this is your life, and do it,
do it, do it.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
And then Richard looks at me. He goes, Brendan Jones,
what are you doing here? Get off to bring present
you this giant, unfeasibly large frame award. And then he
had two more songs to play, and then.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
He's got what do you do with the and what
did you do?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
You just stood there like a fool.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
It's like the biggest hospital pass in the world.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Well, let's all try and move past.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
I felt I felt terrible because Richard gave me that look,
you know, the.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Look that you know, the look that Richard can give
you stone.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yes with my middle finger.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
So Richard, you've come in for f FS the Friday
Field sessions, and we've had some big, big names, and now.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You're the biggest. You're everyone's always the biggest, but you're
the big, big, biggest.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Oh, Amanda, how you.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Do it, Brendon, That's how.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
You do it.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I could kiss Richard's just as well as you can
latterly we'll get her everywhere.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
But you know, I think like the song i'd like
you to play for us today if I could be
said by.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
I know what one you're going to suggest that I
know it will make me cry.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Richard, Please, please, please, can you play Best Years of
Our Lives?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
I would love to play that.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
So what we're going to do now, Richard, We're going
to take a break. Colin your keyboarders has just been
sitting sentinel like Batman, loving this conversation.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
After this going to finish off with I'm still staring just.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Fais f F S the Friday Field Sessions. You know,
I feel a man. We need some sort of intro.
Jem Y Right, have we got an intro for f FS.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
More majestic? I'm just sweeping.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
We've got Richard Clapton, one of the premiere artists of
this country, standing by, ready to do Best Years of
Our Lives And the only thing jem Y Right can
come up with is.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
That's what we're going to have to go with. It
can't all be emotional, Richard.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Part of Friday get into the vibe. Richard Clapton, Best
Years of Our Lives on Gold.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
H whoa Michael.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
All the lines are down.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's a street day again.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Every time the.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Wheel slows down, I think all my friends.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Whatever happened for the days way back Upondai life saver
was always readion.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I'm staying at here in Oxford Street and the ghost
time and Jesus its raining.
Speaker 14 (38:45):
I say he done, Where's time? These are the best
jews of our lives. I say, he done, where it's time?
These are the best jews of our lives.
Speaker 11 (39:05):
Oh yeah, I was shy, had been around when the
bondi ice burgs rain. Sometimes I sit and think of it,
and I dream better days. Whatever happened to the days
(39:30):
way back in the nineteen perties our Alexander's party. I'm
still too young to understand I was back then. I'm
the party.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I say, you do, Where's time?
Speaker 14 (39:57):
These are the best jews of our lives. I'll say
he does, where it's time? These are the best views
of our life.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Oh yeah, h.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
H h.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
They say the sircle turns around, There'll be better days,
And I don't mind waiting.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I wish time it stopped ten years ago.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
When I'm learning slowly, life is always changing, I say
he does, Ware's time?
Speaker 14 (41:03):
These are the best jews of our lives. I say,
you don't, where's time? These are the best.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Jews of our lives?
Speaker 14 (41:15):
I say, who don't, Where's time? These are the best
use of our lives. I say, you don't where These
are the best use of our lives.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Ye, yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I can't talk every time?
Speaker 13 (41:50):
You do it?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
You do it every time. Richard Clapton on God, best
years of our lives. Oh my god, what a tonic.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
I'm sorry, I wasn't. Can we make it a.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Thought?
Speaker 6 (42:02):
If you get emotional, we'll all get a man and
we'll all be going the plant. And the only thing
Ryan's God is that crazy horn to wreck everything.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I'm sorry, Amanda, that was my beautiful gift for you. Yeah,
well done.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Yet, Richard, thank you. That is such a treat. For
tickets and show information, head to ticketmaster dot com dot au.
Richard Clapton, thank you, Colin, thank you for being in.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
And thank you.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
I love you guys.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
See so you can see a whole lot more of
Jonesy and Amanda on our social follow us on Instagram
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Speaker 6 (42:46):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
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you win one thousand dollars.
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That's that's right, and that's happened recently. Thousand dollars you
can go away with a thousand bucks you can or
as Mark tried last week, he decided he'd throw his
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This time last week? Mark from TASMANI he didn't even
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Now he said, I'll have a go. He didn't get
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Speaker 6 (43:16):
Jason is in Eastern Creek. Hello Jason, he's going we
are going very well mate.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Well Jason, let's see if you can be lucky today.
Are you ready to start? As I said, We've got
ten questions sixty seconds? You're not sure? Say pass? All right? Yep, sure, Jason,
here we go. He comes Question number one, finish this
what goes up must come down? Question two? Which instrument
did Lisa Simpson play?
Speaker 10 (43:41):
What was it a saxophone.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
Question three. What deck of cards is commonly used by
fortune tellers?
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Pass?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Question four? A signet is a baby?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
What?
Speaker 9 (43:54):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Toe?
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Signet is a baby?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
What bird?
Speaker 5 (44:00):
More details?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Duh, it's a swan.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Swearing signets of swine, Jack and Unfortune tellers use tarot cards. Yeah,
I could. I could feel you searching.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
For the air if only you had a Tarot card
on you.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Next time, Next time, Jajason, thank you for having a
crack out.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Look after yourself. Mate.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Thanks guys, thank you.
Speaker 6 (44:24):
Like Jason, you can play Instagram, Jonesidemanda dot com, dot
are you. It'll be back on Monday on goal gen Nation.
We straddle a lot of medias in this business, don't we.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
We're across a lot of things. We do semaphore, we
do pigeon racing. One person who's got her finger in
every pile. All the content we put out is this woman.
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Jenna, and she loves cats, snapchat. She's a social media girl.
We like to call her social.
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Media digital Jenna.
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What up? Hello?
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What up?
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Indeed, it's all happen week.
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Yes, it's been a massive week on the jointing Amanda
socials again, and it all started with out behind the
scenes video of you, Jonesy, making some soup.
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For the both of you. I had ordered some soups
from an Australian company and it's all protein, natural ingredients.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Have you got a name for this company? We should
give him a plug a shout at.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Actually, a few people were asking is this and I thought.
Speaker 14 (45:27):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (45:28):
It's called fair Dikham soups.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Fro gannis, and there's potato and leak this tomato. There's
a whole variety. You poo pooed it because you said
it was too too much. Almost it was a meal replacing.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
Yeah, because it says on the sachet meal replacement.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
But so I said, well, why don't you order it
down between the two of.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
Us and half of me? I feel like I violated
the sanctity of the soup.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Well you spilled it all over the bench for starters.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Well there's not enough mixing. But anyway, anyway, when.
Speaker 10 (45:57):
People stay Jenna, people thought that you it was a disaster,
jones They were baffled by how terribly you made it
with don Donna Choi on Instagram saying what a mess,
while Taylor messaged just saying, Jonesy, you're ruining the day
once again. I feel I feel for poor Amanda having
(46:19):
to deal with that buffhead every day.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
Who right?
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Who?
Speaker 7 (46:24):
Fair?
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Enough?
Speaker 6 (46:24):
Is that a bot?
Speaker 9 (46:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (46:27):
Legitimate? That's it, that's Russia, that's from Putin. I can
tell whatever Chinese putin.
Speaker 10 (46:33):
Another popular post was from our tin Hat Tuesday segment,
where we discussed the possibility that Marcher is a conspiracy
by Big Japan to get us used to drinking swamp
water when AI data centers take all our drinking.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Like that conspiracy or not?
Speaker 10 (46:49):
It actually resonated with a lot of people. So and
on Instagram, she wrote, this explains why Marcher has become
so popular outside of Japan almost overnight.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
I believe this.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
Oh well, Ratstar on TikTok added I shouldn't say it,
but wherever effing flying cars we were promised on beyond
two thousand, Amanda, it's.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
My fault that I haven't them.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
You know you did, you said in the future, we'll
have flying cars.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
I never said that.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Didn't see the internet, didn't see the smart phone, didn't
see Wi Fi.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Imagine we have road rage. Imagine if we had sky rage,
it just would not be possible.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
So you're saying we don't have it because you think
it wouldn't be nice.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah. I don't want to look up and see people
fighting in their cars and I'm a mess.
Speaker 10 (47:36):
On another note, it's time for digital Jenners. This is
where I choose my favorite contributor of the week, who
were received bespoke tinhat made by Amanda.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Some conditions apply, yes, and this week it goes.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
To Katrina, who private messaged us on Facebook after we
tried and raved about the cheese chop crunched toasties Toc Tucker.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Yes it was delicious.
Speaker 10 (47:58):
Yes, well, she wrote to give you feedback on this
week's TikTok Tucker. Sounded amazing when you made it, so
on my way home from work, I went to Woolies
and brought all the ingredients to make it for my
work colleagues for SCO today. Yeah, I even bought the
fancy cheese. Well it was a massive failure. I was
so excited and not one person liked it. Then added
subsequently one of my work colleagues has gone home sick
(48:20):
with crooked guts.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
Oh we weren't making up our response. I thought it
was you liked it Ryan too? Yeah, yeah, Ryan lives
with a bunch of flatmates sapoon and be happy for it.
But we thought it was surprisingly delicious. That's maybe you
go into it thinking it's delicious, it won't be. We
were surprised by it.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
I gotta admit when I unwrapped that cheese, goodness me.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah, I've never quite recovered.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
Thank you, Jenna.
Speaker 8 (48:50):
We like to social me.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
I unwrapped the cheese a man, it just cuts it
in the studio.
Speaker 8 (48:59):
That's an for you.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
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Speaker 5 (49:12):
This, why wouldn't you, I'll take and listen to the
show all over again. Have a good weekend, Good.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Day to you.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
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Speaker 5 (00:39):
Well done, fellas. It's so nice to have here.
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We've got an action packed show today. You know what
it's Friday. You know what that means is the Friday feel.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
We have to say, who's going to be your secret?
Speaker 6 (01:01):
You say, no, you sir.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I'm going to say who it is, and you say
what song you think he's going to play? It's Richard
Clapton today. This one particular song that makes me emotional
because it is about the passage of time, is that
it makes me incredibly nostalgic, and I've heard this song
through so many times in my adult life that I
get mugie every time.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Girls on the Avenue.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, not girls on the Avenue.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Time with the painted ladies.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
No, it's best use of our life. Of course, it's
going to swist his arm until he sings.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
That Friday Field Sessions last week, Amber Lawrence. That was
absolutely spectacular. This is something I would like to keep
doing every Friday, and it seems to work, so that's
a good thing. Instagram makes its return and we can't
do anything until we do the Fast.
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Fine always good on a Friday. The Fast five five questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all five
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Well you will win two hundred and fifty dollars cash
if you answer a question. Fine, not after.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
School cash in a bag, which I would have liked
that they used to pay the corrupt copp As we.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I'll probably be on a visa card, but still Who's
going to say no to that?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Who will? Matt's in Doncaster? Hello, Matt, Hey guys, how
are you doing all right?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
You're ready to get stuck? You're doing okay, Matt for
a Friday. Let's get stuck straight in this question number one.
Which website is known as the Free Encyclopedia. I'm talking
about my brain right here Wikipedia Wikipedia.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
There's a little option there where you can donate some
money to Wikipedia. Do you ever do that?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Do you remember, Matt? You'll find this fascinating. My Wikipedia
page once got tinkered with or tampered with. I was
doing an interview with a journalist and they said, so
tell me again about that kids show shower Time with
Uncle Bert? Said, I beg your pardon. It's that I'd
hosted a kid show with Bert Newton.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Time with Uncle Bert, some of my best work.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
It also said that I had lost a lot of
money in the eighties because I'd invested in at ms
for short statue people. And there's only one that still remained,
somewhere in Sydney.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Ye mine says sex.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
God, everyone's made.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Everything hasn't been tampered with. Let's play monster mash. Matt.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Let's kick off this monster.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Him, Matt, we've munched two songs together. Can you tell
us what they are? It's made both songs less.
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Wow. I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Matt's two songs mashed together? Can you tell us what
one or both songs are?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
I could hear a Katy Perry song?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, do you know?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Just have a guess at the name of that one.
That way we can tick one off.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Um uh, I get a little bit more of a.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Sorry, Matt co Kira is in Townsville.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know when Jones says, come on, bro, Kira, have
a listen to this.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
You know we're not looking at fabric swatch is okay?
That's hard, Kira? What do you think?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I know?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
One of them fireworks by Katy Perry.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
It's a Katy Perry song, but it's not Firewall, where
you would be wrong. And also that other one's really hard.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
To That is hard to get. Why don't we put
on Paul Kelly and we'll come back? Why don't we
do that here?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
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Speaker 6 (05:01):
We are into the fast five and where are we
at man.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Brad, question number two, which is monster mash?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Let's kick off this.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
One of these songs. We know it's Katy Perry, but
we don't have the title, and we still don't know
what the other one is.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Have a listen, it's almost there.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Brad is in crow's nest.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Brad, can you help us out? Can you do us
as solid?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
God, yeah, look I've worked out we fair in love? Yes,
very good. And what's the Katy Perry song?
Speaker 9 (05:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well is it?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Two songs? Great when they're not played together. What animal
appears on the logo of Bacardi Rum. This is a
multiple choice for you, Brad, a a bat, be a
scorpion or see a tiger.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
He didn't need the multiple choice.
Speaker 10 (06:05):
And I'll go on that.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Why bat?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well don for Kundo? But Cardi he indeed.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Cardi is surname.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah, it's not like he didn't call after his middle
name for Kundo. Let's get on the for condos. Anyway,
his wife went into the distillery and there was a
bunch of bats hanging around in the rafters, and he said, well,
why don't you.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Know name it after you? Question for what's the name
of Germany's motorway network, famous for its lack of speed limits. Brad,
what's that called?
Speaker 9 (06:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Great? Who will the soccer who is face in their
opening World Cup match this Sunday at two pm?
Speaker 7 (06:45):
Brad, Oh man, I'm going Turkey it is.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's Turkey all the way. Wait, hang on, you're going
for Turkey.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
You're not going for the definitely not or turkya as
we now.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
I just I'm just going to say Turkey. I'm not
saying Turkey.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's too hard for out in the country.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'd like to be caught, do they?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Okay? You know I'm in Australia.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I speak Australian and if you wad Jonesy, you don't
like to be challenged linguistically?
Speaker 6 (07:11):
Why to keep all your lefty jug over the abs?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Okay, the job at the UN is not coming your
way anything.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
And here is the ambassador for Australia. Yeah, McK dundee,
just for a few days. Brad, Congratulations, you've won the
jam pack. Inside that pack you will find two hundred
and fifty dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
In cash, heer and bro cheering and go to the Audie.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes, indeed, Urine, did you say that's Urine?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Cheero's cheer A few I thought I was going deaf.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Brad speaks Australian to Amanda. I'm like you, I like me.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I only hear the posh words.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Of course. Have a good weekend, Brad, you do, and
if you would like to play the fast five, it's
as simple as going to our website Jonesdamanda dot com today.
You when you say Kingpin, it'll be a lot of
pressure being a kingpin.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I imagine you'd be someone when you say kingpins on
maybe the gold tooth, someone incredibly well dressed, someone fancy.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's always a crime king someone.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Who is in you get taken up to see them
in a tiny room upstairs, and the strippers downstairs yep,
and the Kingpins up there. We're smoking a cigar and
they can kill you in an.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
It's always when I see one of those stories on
the news with drugs or something float up on the
beach and then you get the drugs. What do you
do with it? You know you're Johnny Suburban.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
You take it to the Kingpin. I phone up and
I say, can you put on mister Kingpin or missus
Kingpin if he's not at home?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
First name king second name Pin. So when you think
of Kingpin, I always think of nefarious activities, and I
suppose this is just as nefarious. The ossie cockroach. Kingpin
has been busted. Asked me how many cockroaches live cockroaches?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Is it illegal to have live clock coaches? Because I
don't think I might win that.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yes, No, your standard variety cockroach you can have. But
if you've got a Madagascan hissing cockroach, then no. Have
you seen those? We worked at another radio station in
another lifetime ago with was it the rock Dog? Do
you remember him? And was it the Rock Dog had
in his little aquarium these Madagascar hissing cockroaches and they're
(09:24):
about five to seven centimeters long?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
How long is that?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
It's about that?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Really?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Who?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Do they look like cockroaches?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Yeah, but they don't look as bad as cockroaches, if
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
If they've got like a shell in them, they've got
lots of legs. Jamy Ray has just yack that looks
like a giant slater.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah, okay, I'll accept that it does look like a
giant Why is.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
It illegal to have them? And why is there a kingpin?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
I don't know why you're not supposed to have them.
These cockroaches, though, are worth two hundred thousand dollars not each,
surely no, No, he had one hundred thousand of them,
two hundred thousand dollars all of cockroaches. So what's that age?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Two hundred dollars?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
What was one dollar?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Half?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Right?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
We are so dumb?
Speaker 12 (10:16):
Just go with this, my god, hurry up. It's embarrassing.
The number I got was two two two dollars, two hundred.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Two hundred dollars each. So each Madagascar hissing cockroach is two.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Hundred Let's get to the lot of this story. So
I had them but wasn't allowed to have them.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yeah, Kingpin, it doesn't say why you can't have them.
People in the Snake World Bath, A snake catcher Stephanie
Lesser told the ABC that the larger exotic species were
likely being sold as a cost effective reptile food.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
That's cheap? Is it defeat us a reptile?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
To what happened?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
He got it?
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Whatever?
Speaker 7 (10:57):
You know?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
You look at your what as many lemuca? Your dog
eat that Chris Browann fancy dog? For well, that's not
two hundred bucks a packet is it. No, No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
No, it's not. No, it's not meaning that a dog's
cheapert of feed than a snake.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I don't know many snake people.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't trust snake people either.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I only know about Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Well, you don't Ricky the story of Ricky Ricky Ricky,
No tell me? Had a ten foot Dickie shout it
to the lady next door? She thought it was a
snake hit it with a ring. Now it's only four
foot four, which is quite a substantial Dickie.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Have you told this entire story to get us there?
Speaker 6 (11:33):
No, By the way, I've completed the mats here if
you want to know the answer. So if you have
one hundred thousand cockroaches worth two hundred thousand dollars, it's
two dollars. A cockroach can confirm.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
That's more evenly priced, even for Ricky. She's still embarrassed
in on mats. Every now and then you read an
article about different personality types. What type of personality that
you are?
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Introverts as extroverts. Now there's is it? Introverts? People who
are sometimes introverted and sometimes outroverted, which is there on
those but everyone.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Is is that?
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Isn't anyone just normal anymore?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
I don't think you can put your hand up.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
I like to think that I'm normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
because I look at you and I go.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I think I look at some of your behaviors and
some of your ruminations.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
What sort of nuts rumination would I have?
Speaker 12 (12:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
You ruminate on a particular song that we play. There's
been played in an advertisement for another radio station.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Oh well that makes it that.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
But you you ruminate on things, and you'll you ruminate
on things. Say you're out on your stand up paddle board,
you'll have an imaginary argument, and you'll come in and
then deliberately try and rehash it. Seeking you'll say, you
know what I wanted to say to them, And I say,
don't shout out to.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Me, council guy, tell them you know it is. It's
like a council guy booking me for parking for two
minutes in my dry way, you know. And I imagine
the argument.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
To have with the years ago, and you still bring
it up now. It happens quite regular, and you still
will rate me for what you'd like to say.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
To most things I see is common sense. So for me,
if your opposition radio station is using a particular song
in their commercial, then it would make sense that the
radio station that you work at would not play that
song because you give them a free kick. No one
listens to radio. When you get your little ratings book,
(13:30):
you don't go, oh, well, I was listening to I
was listening to that station that was playing that song.
Hence the why don't we just do? We just give
them a free kick.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
So when you say that you're quiet and regular and
your emotions are always regulated, I don't know who. I
don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
And you're quiet regular. I did not say that you
certainly are regular?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
How about these ones? A time optimist is someone who
can and this would annoy you, I know, and probably
mean to someone who consists underestimates how long tasks will take,
which makes them run late even when they have good intentions.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
I think you're a time optimal rather than being no, let.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Me finish the description. Rather than being careless, they believe
they can fit one more thing in before leaving, only
to find themselves rushing at the last minute. I don't
do that.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
I'm munctual.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Your little miss make us late, you will make us lap.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
That's not true. Unpunctual.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
I might be a little bit much of a time optimist.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Are you a tid so optimist?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (14:30):
A tid's optimist is someone who's always late because they
think they have more time than they do. So it's
slightly different to the time my.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Daughter is that she's always late. It gets to a
point now I just say I say a time for
the family, and then I say a time for her
romany time. It's like setting for darlight saving.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
Chris Brown romany time we'd say, Okay, we're meeting at
seven o'clock yep, and when really the rest of us, yeah,
are getting there at seven point thirty.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
How about this one? The ultra crepidarian someone who gives
opinions or advice beyond their actual knowledge. Brendan giants, you
think you're a bit of recognizing little bit of yourself
in it. That's because you think you have the knowledge
about it.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I will.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
I never give advice or anything about stuff I don't
know about it. And that's true. That's hand on hard.
What about Dredger, You're a dreadger. You are a dredger
and a goalpost shift.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
That's not true.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
And you're a one way stream.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Those terms aren't on here. You're a name caller. You're
a name caller.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
That's you.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Sorry I brought it up.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast now about
the miracle of recording.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
And Amanda Amanda.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
Those are two great names.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
I'm not a scatter.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's the chemistry between them.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
But how much relign your own business and shut your pie?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I wish you were with you, Joe Head. They you know.
I watched last night Tell Me Beast, Dan McPherson's new movie.
It is great. It's got Dan person in it, which
is great. Russell Crozy we.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Spoke to him about it.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
It's got Amy Shark in it as an actress. She's
an actress. I didn't notice it was Amy Shark and
anyone is that Amy Shark? And guess what it was?
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Amy Shark.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I think she does very well as an actress.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
There's a crow and a shark and a beast.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
It's also got George Burges's former NRL player. I think
it's his debut. He is very good as well. And
Matt Nabel you love man.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Anyway, it's great.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Enough Nabel gazing, maybe we might because enough Nabel gazing,
I like it acknowledged in this room. Please from the
two of you are smile doesn't work on radio.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Do you think a sco owners of that joke from
a thousand years?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Who has ever said Nabel gazing? Whoever, it's not even
his friends.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Would just pun humor. I'm sorry, I just don't laugh
at it. It's wise as you good, good on you.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
You look at Niagara Falls and go, yeah, whatever, But
then sometimes I look at what I do.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
It's like if we were living and I was working
at Niagara Falls every day. Every day, I'd see the
beautiful sight, the majesty of Niagara Falls, and then sometimes
you just go, you know, I'm just going to close
the curtains.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You sit a cafe curtain on closing day.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
Look, you d hate on me? Yes, okay, let's talk
about other things. The pub test is coming up as well.
This is something that you want to bring to the task.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
It was a New York Times opinion piece about tracking
your friends and family.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
And I've just noticed here Amanda really wants to do this.
What to do in a nuclear explosion.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, first of all, let's pronounce nuclear.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I've got what I will say.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Oh, curtains are open.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
You heard that. That's all coming up on gold. You
know I watched last night Thursday night. Tell me not
something old, something new, because you've been accusing me lately
of watching just an old and day movie.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
If you walk past the television and then you'll tell
us about a movie from nineteen seventy, I go, yes,
many people have seen it.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
It's a free movie. And the hamison of a free
movie is it pops on the telly just as it's starting,
and then you have to guess what it is. It's
just great. I love it.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
So you watch something recent? Can I ask? Don't tell
me before you to me what it is? Was it
on a streaming service?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
It was was on standing.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
You're walking past the television, you saw it?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
No, No, I was appointment appointment TV.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Still a free movie.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
It's like whenever you do TV, it's appointment TV.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Brandon?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
It is when I see the piano on, I watch
it the living room. I watch it.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
So did you see me on play school?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Went on play school?
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Exactly?
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Was that when you made the little rocket ship out
of battle pop snick.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
No, I did story Time, did you really? I didn't
see that Big Dinosaurs.
Speaker 6 (18:39):
I go on It's Appointment TV. But I watched on
stand Damn versus new movie Beast Beast, and I loved it.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
When we spoke to him just recently, it's about MMA
fighters and but he was saying a lot of women
like it because it's not just kicking the face.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah, yep. Also we talked about his cauliflower ears because
he had to have cauliflowers. A lot of those MMA
fighters have cauliflower ears because there's a lot of grappling
in the movie. I really would recommend the movie. By
the way. I'm not a big MMA guy, but I
enjoyed watching it. It was good. It's got Russell Crowe
in it, Amy Sharks in it as well. NRL football
(19:15):
player George Burgesses in it as well, making I believe
it's his acting day.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Bislay a fight.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
No, he's just playing a dude that helps out. He's
a fisherman that works with kick people just for fun. Yeah,
he helps out Dan's character on a fishing trawler. And
it's got Matt Nabelan as well, I love him, plays
such a good bad ass. But anyway, the movie is great.
But we were talking to Dan about his cauliflower ears
because he had got prosthetic cauliflower ears and he's got
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beautiful ears, but he was explaining the whole process. I
had a little understanding of what that was like.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
So I had to have prosthetic ears for the film,
and they would take two hours to put on every morning.
But we filmed the final fight scenes for The Beast
in Bangkok in front of ten thousand fight fans at
a real one Championship World champion Championship event, one of
the biggest events in MMA history in Southeast Asia, and
so we had access to the cage in the stadium
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for a couple of days beforehand, and then we shot
between the World Championship fights.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
On the night. That was incredible.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
So the litmus test of my training was pulling that
off in front of ten thousand fight fans at a
World championship event. But we were living and staying in
the fight hotel, and so at the breakfast buffet when
I had the cauliflower ears on and the real fighters
were there and they look at me, and they look
at my ears and they give me the nod. I
(20:37):
thought I was the real dealer, and I have never
felt tougher.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
He does. He looks pretty tough in it, pretty tough.
Speaker 5 (20:42):
The reason I brought up cauliflower ears is a couple
of some young Russian menute earmaxing and injecting things into
their ears to give them cauliflower ears so they'll look
like Mma fighters. They look more.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
A few guys at the gym said, I'd just come
down here, Sunshine, thought you out? But something for the weekend?
Watch Beast, watch it. It's really good.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Did Helen like it? Your wife like it?
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I think she liked it.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
I think she liked Dan shirtless.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
It's something forever and Russell.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Crowe looking over his glasses in that avun killer way.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
It's always down with his shirt off.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Check it out this week Poliflower and Oberg. You know
they listened to this show.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Check it out Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free
iHeart app.
Speaker 13 (21:31):
The pub Test top test does not past the pub
Test hub Test test.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Test.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
The pub test doesn't pass the sniff test, and stop it.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
It's not helpful.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I know that you don't do this, but I'm not
going to ask you anyway. Do you track your children
or your friends or allow them to track you on socials?
On your tracking on your phone is what I'm trying
to say. Do you have those apps that share your
location with your friends and family?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
You know what happened last night at home? I get
all from my daughter in law who lives on the
other side of town. Have you moved my grandsons when
they come to stay. They've got this little telemetry thing
that they put on his foot. I don't know what
it does. Anyway, I was moving a desk downstairs and
I moved it and it's changed his the telemetry on
the little I think, wow, he's run a marathon. What's
(22:21):
his kid doing? He's running around his bedroom when in
fact he was asleep. And it's the one that my house.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
See all this this surveillance, and that is not for surveillance,
I know, but at the same time, it makes you
hyper visial in a number of ways. I'm trying not
to wear my smart watch at the moment because i
just get competitive with myself about how many steps I've done,
and I'm constantly looking at it and know when there
are texts. I'm trying not to be that anymore. But
what about this. Thirteen point six percent of adults eighteen
(22:50):
point six percent of young adults age eighteen to twenty
four agree that tracking is a good idea. We work
with people here who share their locations with all their friends.
They all know where they are at any given moment.
That's horror to me. That way. If you're there all
somewhere and you're not, you know you're being left out.
I've heard people say that way. I know when my
(23:11):
husband's coming home, I'll put dinner on because he's ten
minutes away.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
I just don't like it. And it doesn't mean i'm
sas doesn't mean I don't want people to know where
I am. I just don't like it. There's an article
about this in the Wall Street Journal. They're talking a
New York Times opinion. It was saying I would never
voluntarily share my phone's location with another living soul, not
even my husband of sixteen years. But it's a topic
that is to visive along generational lines. So pretty much,
(23:36):
if you've grown up with social media and you're used
to your parents tracking you, you're used to all those
snapchat moments where you know where your friends are. This
is not a weird thing to be doing. You're virtually
living in a reality. If you're older than that, it
seems freakishly.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Weird if you insist on your partner revealing this, and
I think that's a different problem to you volunteering where
you are no.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
See, this is where it gets awkward, as if you say,
if your partner says, can I track you? And you
say no, you're not saying, well, I'm sure there are
cases where you might be suss but what about it
if you just want to say I just don't like
this sort of thing, but I don't want to feel
bad for not letting you track me.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I remember a made of mine. He was just having
a coffee and some toast out at the beach. And
he's just sitting there having coffee and his wife. What
are you doing? Why are you down there? Shouldn't you
be at work eating carbs?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
And I just said, you know who wants that? No,
If I want to have crying time in my car
in my driveway, it's no one's business but mine. Well,
this is it's interesting because this is a long generational line.
So maybe you think it's okay if you've grown up
with social media, or maybe you used to tracking your
kids there now adults and you still do it. I'd
love to know tracking your friends and family does it
(24:50):
pass the pub test?
Speaker 13 (24:51):
Gen Nation, the pub test, top test does not past
the pub test, hub Test, Test test Test, the pub
test doesn't pass.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Smiths test, and stop it. It's not helpful today.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Well, this is a This is a subject that comes
up a lot, but it was a New York Times
opinion piece. Tracking your friends and family, that's what we're
discussing today, and it seems to be broken along generational lines.
If you've grown up in the social media world, you're
used to maybe your parents tracking you, you track your friends,
you know where everyone is on Snapchat. That's okay. You're
living a virtual reality life anyway. But older people seem
(25:23):
to think it's strange. But still a whole lot of
older people are still tracking their older kids and allowing
their partners to track them, which I find extraordinary. Tracking
your friends and family does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 7 (25:35):
I don't know about family and friends. I track my son,
he's seventeen, he drives. It's like trying to track at
White Point are actually because he's everywhere and we sort
of need to know where he is, especially because he
pops up in places where he's not supposed to be.
But other than that, no, I don't really agree. Once
he's eighteen nineteen, I think I'll release it. Yeah, family
and friends, no way, that doesn't pass the pub test
(25:57):
for me.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Tracking your family and friends. You see everyone online at
all times, and it's just too too.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
Much unless they know about it. No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
It does.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I think it does depending on the situation. So I
have a young fellow who's just started being a bit
more independent, and I think it's fine to track him
when he knows he's being tracked. But if it's like
an ex partner or an adult that doesn't know that
you're doing it, and then it's not okay.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
So when we tracked GM y Rye, we just follow
the goodsman and go mis rappers.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
It's good food, just like the rappers. He doesn't need nap.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Thank you for all your calls.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
You know, the world's an unsteady place. I don't want
to alarm anybody, but I've got information here on how
to survive a nuclear emergency. Actually, you try and say it.
Nuclear emergency tickles me every time you say it. What
do you say nuclear? Because that's the word.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
What do you say nuclear?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You've got an extra syllable in there, like when you
do you what are those hats at robbers wear?
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Burgular?
Speaker 5 (27:04):
No, it's a burglar cap? Are you paid persillable?
Speaker 6 (27:06):
What about that'll do?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
I'm going to give you valuable information and if we
do suffer from a nuclear attack, your burgular cap won't
protect you. This is information to have in the back
of your mind. Okay, right, here's what happens. You can
survive a nuclear blast. This you need to remember three
words through three sayings. Get inside, stay inside, and stay tuned.
(27:34):
So it's not the blast that will kill you. We'll
do it's the fallout.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well, the blast will kill you. If you're near it,
you will get killed.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
But this is what they say. A blast has a
limited radius. Most people in a city survive it. The
true danger is in radioactive fallout, the fine dust that
settles in the first few hours when radiation peaks. So
this is a thing. The blast has a limited radius
survivable for most. The fallout is it peaks in the
first few hours, and that's the real killer. Fifteen minutes
(28:04):
decide everything. Give me some dramatic music behind this, Brian.
If there's a nuclear blast and Jonesy manages to say it,
we need some serious, got serious concentration, dramatic music.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
That's good. Fifteen minutes, decide everything. That's how long they
say people outside the blast zone have before fallout hits
the ground. You have fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
You know what music? I reckon?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Oh, come on?
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Two Tribes by Frankie goes to get.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Inside, stay inside, stay tuned, but not to this station obviously.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
And when you hear the air attack warning you mind
gives the information.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Please, it's not the blast, it's the fallout. We've said.
You've got fifteen minutes. That's enough time to reach shelter
and dodge a heavy dose.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Keep it going, Ryan, keep the vibe.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
The biggest mistake, Brendan, what's the biggest mistake?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Hang on, I'm just going to stay dancing.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Dancing is your biggest mistake? Always?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Where's my glove stick?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
It's you?
Speaker 6 (29:05):
You're glowing.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
The biggest mistake. Yes, the biggest mistake is running outside
with your arms flapping like a girl. Brendan, your first
instinct is deadly. Every impulse puts you in the open.
That's when the fallout is thickert. So don't rush outside
to look at the sky. Don't jump in the car
to flee. Don't drive to get your family. A car
(29:29):
barely shields you from radiation. Stay put, don't go and
pick up your kids, because chances are, if they're in schools, whatever,
they'll have their own protocol the moment the wave passes,
Get into the nearest solid structure. What look if you
would to disintegrate with radiation? Do it go deep and central?
(29:50):
Do you want to giggle at that too? Brendan, Head
to the basement or building center, more walls between you
and the street.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
This is all well done.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
You don't know this stuff. You're ready for the next
st wash the radiation off. Know this and all right?
What's the protocol, Brendan.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I've seen silk. Would you get under a shower and
you wash the round?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
The first thing you do is you take off your
outer clothing to remove and you throw it away. You
stash it in a bag, you tie it, stash it
far from people. Now, what do you do with your body?
You wash it down, You shower with soap and shampoo,
but not conditioner. Conditioner glues particles to your hair, be
(30:30):
conditioning their hair.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
It's like you've just you just stepped out of a holocaust.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Does anyone have a hair straight? And I'm not going
out looking like this?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Right?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
And get that song? When you get up?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
You can all die.
Speaker 10 (30:45):
I don't care.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
I don't care. Jenna will put this information on our
socials for people who are actually interested in staying alive.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah, so many requests for them to do it again,
mentioned lay off the moonshine, knocking a man, it's so weak, knocking.
It's Friday. We love Friday. Why do we love Friday?
But you like to say if Friday fields session.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
That's it. This is why this is an amazing privilege
for us to have a musician we've always loved come
in and perform in front of us.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
Let's have a look at this Chap's back catalog. What
if I played you this song? Okay, love it? What
about if I played your deep Water? What if I
played you girls on the Avenue? Don't you after his
(31:51):
after jam in the Lucky Country, The Lucky Content doing
alright because we're making.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
You know who sings that?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
That is Richard Clapton.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Let's lilive it to him, shall we?
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Okay? You know what, Richard doesn't want to see this
from you. He doesn't want this because he's coming in
for the Friday Field Sessions. And please, if I'm being
a bit indulgent here, if I said to you, oh, Michael,
all the lines are down, it's Australia Day again.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Do you think we can get him to sing that
in here?
Speaker 8 (32:29):
I'd love it.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Well, you know, he's just had some sort of surgery
on his hands, so he's without a guitar, but he's
got a keyboarders coming in on the show for the
Friday Field Sessions. Richard Clapton doing Best Years of our
Lives on a Friday. Isn't that just great?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
It's coming up soon. This is such a treat. This
man is one of our absolute favorites. It's always a
pleasure to be in his company. I'm talking about Richard Clapton,
a cornerstone of Australian rock. So many of his songs
and we say we know, I don't say this lightly
about the cornerstones stones to our generation like a pillar
(33:05):
like a kidney stone, but more.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Palatable so hard to pass. Oh Jesus, Richard, we speak.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Mean he is you come in?
Speaker 6 (33:21):
Did you just tear out that introduction, you know, calling
him a kidney stone?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Really? I said it with a smile on my face.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Richard. You look, well, how's your hand? I was worried
about your hand?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
My hands?
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Is it okay?
Speaker 5 (33:36):
You've got a guitar hand? Tell me what that is?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
No guitar. Well, it's come from playing guitar for sixty
one years. And what's like like r s I.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Injury.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, so it's the same thing. Well, because see you
play guitar like this.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Oh sorry, I'm microphone so well.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Provisional singer, you know, no, but anyway, so yeah, it's
just an ar size sort of thing.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
So you can't get pressure on the on the string
and the threat board.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
No, and I still can't, but hopefully in another couple
of weeks. So you've had surgery, yes, which was it
wasn't too bad. Actually it's a very small incision and
he's got well, Mandy, you explaining to me what they.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
Do or release the tendons and then rettach them.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, exactly, and.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
The main thing is you can still put your middle
finger up so you can still greet all your band.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Because the band col in the corner is doing it
right now. Has he given you some exercises to do?
He's squeezing a ball.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
So I'm a bit too slack, No, I have. I
really got to get onto you.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Don't be slack. This is important, stuffed guar.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I know I've got big gig coming up. I know
absolutely well.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
You know you're doing the State Theater gig in Sydney,
which always goes off. You've been doing that and then
you're touring red around the country though, aren't you.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Have you taken up harmonica so you're not playing the guitar.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
I played at the opening of the State Theater in
nineteen twenty nine and Brendan Jones was the master of ceremony.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Oh no, oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
I'm going into one now.
Speaker 6 (35:17):
That was the biggest cock up in the world. They
wanted me to present this thing to Richard and I said,
They said do it before halftime, and I said, well, no,
it wouldn't it make sense to do it as he
comes off stage at half time? They said no, no, no,
it'll be much better if you do it. Three songs
called Interval three. So before they bring on the oranges
(35:37):
for Richard, and then I walk out on and they're
all going, go and do it, do it, do it?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Do it like this is your life, and do it,
do it, do it.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
And then Richard looks at me. He goes, Brendan Jones,
what are you doing here? Get off to bring present
you this giant, unfeasibly large frame award. And then he
had two more songs to play, and then.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
He's got what do you do with the and what
did you do?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
You just stood there like a fool.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
It's like the biggest hospital pass in the world.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Well, let's all try and move past.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
I felt I felt terrible because Richard gave me that look,
you know, the.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
Look that you know, the look that Richard can give
you stone.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yes with my middle finger.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
So Richard, you've come in for f FS the Friday
Field sessions, and we've had some big, big names, and now.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You're the biggest. You're everyone's always the biggest, but you're
the big, big, biggest.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Oh, Amanda, how you.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Do it, Brendon, That's how.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
You do it.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I could kiss Richard's just as well as you can
latterly we'll get her everywhere.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
But you know, I think like the song i'd like
you to play for us today if I could be
said by.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
I know what one you're going to suggest that I
know it will make me cry.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Richard, Please, please, please, can you play Best Years of
Our Lives?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
I would love to play that.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
So what we're going to do now, Richard, We're going
to take a break. Colin your keyboarders has just been
sitting sentinel like Batman, loving this conversation.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
After this going to finish off with I'm still staring just.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Fais f F S the Friday Field Sessions. You know,
I feel a man. We need some sort of intro.
Jem Y Right, have we got an intro for f FS.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
More majestic? I'm just sweeping.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
We've got Richard Clapton, one of the premiere artists of
this country, standing by, ready to do Best Years of
Our Lives And the only thing jem Y Right can
come up with is.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
That's what we're going to have to go with. It
can't all be emotional, Richard.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Part of Friday get into the vibe. Richard Clapton, Best
Years of Our Lives on Gold.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
H whoa Michael.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
All the lines are down.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's a street day again.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Every time the.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Wheel slows down, I think all my friends.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Whatever happened for the days way back Upondai life saver
was always readion.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
I'm staying at here in Oxford Street and the ghost
time and Jesus its raining.
Speaker 14 (38:45):
I say he done, Where's time? These are the best
jews of our lives. I say, he done, where it's time?
These are the best jews of our lives.
Speaker 11 (39:05):
Oh yeah, I was shy, had been around when the
bondi ice burgs rain. Sometimes I sit and think of it,
and I dream better days. Whatever happened to the days
(39:30):
way back in the nineteen perties our Alexander's party. I'm
still too young to understand I was back then. I'm
the party.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I say, you do, Where's time?
Speaker 14 (39:57):
These are the best jews of our lives. I'll say
he does, where it's time? These are the best views
of our life.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Oh yeah, h.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
H h.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
They say the sircle turns around, There'll be better days,
And I don't mind waiting.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I wish time it stopped ten years ago.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
When I'm learning slowly, life is always changing, I say
he does, Ware's time?
Speaker 14 (41:03):
These are the best jews of our lives. I say,
you don't, where's time? These are the best.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Jews of our lives?
Speaker 14 (41:15):
I say, who don't, Where's time? These are the best
use of our lives. I say, you don't where These
are the best use of our lives.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Ye, yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I can't talk every time?
Speaker 13 (41:50):
You do it?
Speaker 6 (41:51):
You do it every time. Richard Clapton on God, best
years of our lives. Oh my god, what a tonic.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
I'm sorry, I wasn't. Can we make it a.
Speaker 7 (42:02):
Thought?
Speaker 6 (42:02):
If you get emotional, we'll all get a man and
we'll all be going the plant. And the only thing
Ryan's God is that crazy horn to wreck everything.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I'm sorry, Amanda, that was my beautiful gift for you. Yeah,
well done.
Speaker 6 (42:18):
Yet, Richard, thank you. That is such a treat. For
tickets and show information, head to ticketmaster dot com dot au.
Richard Clapton, thank you, Colin, thank you for being in.
Speaker 4 (42:30):
And thank you.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
I love you guys.
Speaker 5 (42:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
See so you can see a whole lot more of
Jonesy and Amanda on our social follow us on Instagram
and Facebook. That's money, extra character, amandas Here it is.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time permits. You know the questions, right,
you win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
That's that's right, and that's happened recently. Thousand dollars you
can go away with a thousand bucks you can or
as Mark tried last week, he decided he'd throw his
hat into the ring and he tried for two thousand
dollars with a bonus question. But it's double or nothing was.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
This time last week? Mark from TASMANI he didn't even
need the tempting pats.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
Now he said, I'll have a go. He didn't get
the bonus question, so he got nada. That's how that goes.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Jason is in Eastern Creek. Hello Jason, he's going we
are going very well mate.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Well Jason, let's see if you can be lucky today.
Are you ready to start? As I said, We've got
ten questions sixty seconds? You're not sure? Say pass? All right? Yep, sure, Jason,
here we go. He comes Question number one, finish this
what goes up must come down? Question two? Which instrument
did Lisa Simpson play?
Speaker 10 (43:41):
What was it a saxophone.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
Question three. What deck of cards is commonly used by
fortune tellers?
Speaker 6 (43:49):
Pass?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Question four? A signet is a baby?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
What?
Speaker 9 (43:54):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Toe?
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Signet is a baby?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
What bird?
Speaker 5 (44:00):
More details?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
Duh, it's a swan.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
Swearing signets of swine, Jack and Unfortune tellers use tarot cards. Yeah,
I could. I could feel you searching.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
For the air if only you had a Tarot card
on you.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Next time, Next time, Jajason, thank you for having a
crack out.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Look after yourself. Mate.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Thanks guys, thank you.
Speaker 6 (44:24):
Like Jason, you can play Instagram, Jonesidemanda dot com, dot
are you. It'll be back on Monday on goal gen Nation.
We straddle a lot of medias in this business, don't we.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
We're across a lot of things. We do semaphore, we
do pigeon racing. One person who's got her finger in
every pile. All the content we put out is this woman.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Jenna, and she loves cats, snapchat. She's a social media girl.
We like to call her social.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
Media digital Jenna.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
What up? Hello?
Speaker 7 (44:57):
What up?
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Indeed, it's all happen week.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
Yes, it's been a massive week on the jointing Amanda
socials again, and it all started with out behind the
scenes video of you, Jonesy, making some soup.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
For the both of you. I had ordered some soups
from an Australian company and it's all protein, natural ingredients.
Speaker 6 (45:17):
Have you got a name for this company? We should
give him a plug a shout at.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Actually, a few people were asking is this and I thought.
Speaker 14 (45:27):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (45:28):
It's called fair Dikham soups.
Speaker 5 (45:30):
Fro gannis, and there's potato and leak this tomato. There's
a whole variety. You poo pooed it because you said
it was too too much. Almost it was a meal replacing.
Speaker 6 (45:41):
Yeah, because it says on the sachet meal replacement.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
But so I said, well, why don't you order it
down between the two of.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
Us and half of me? I feel like I violated
the sanctity of the soup.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Well you spilled it all over the bench for starters.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
Well there's not enough mixing. But anyway, anyway, when.
Speaker 10 (45:57):
People stay Jenna, people thought that you it was a disaster,
jones They were baffled by how terribly you made it
with don Donna Choi on Instagram saying what a mess,
while Taylor messaged just saying, Jonesy, you're ruining the day
once again. I feel I feel for poor Amanda having
(46:19):
to deal with that buffhead every day.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
Who right?
Speaker 9 (46:23):
Who?
Speaker 7 (46:24):
Fair?
Speaker 9 (46:24):
Enough?
Speaker 6 (46:24):
Is that a bot?
Speaker 9 (46:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (46:27):
Legitimate? That's it, that's Russia, that's from Putin. I can
tell whatever Chinese putin.
Speaker 10 (46:33):
Another popular post was from our tin Hat Tuesday segment,
where we discussed the possibility that Marcher is a conspiracy
by Big Japan to get us used to drinking swamp
water when AI data centers take all our drinking.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
Like that conspiracy or not?
Speaker 10 (46:49):
It actually resonated with a lot of people. So and
on Instagram, she wrote, this explains why Marcher has become
so popular outside of Japan almost overnight.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
I believe this.
Speaker 10 (47:00):
Oh well, Ratstar on TikTok added I shouldn't say it,
but wherever effing flying cars we were promised on beyond
two thousand, Amanda, it's.
Speaker 5 (47:10):
My fault that I haven't them.
Speaker 6 (47:12):
You know you did, you said in the future, we'll
have flying cars.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
I never said that.
Speaker 6 (47:16):
Didn't see the internet, didn't see the smart phone, didn't
see Wi Fi.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Imagine we have road rage. Imagine if we had sky rage,
it just would not be possible.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
So you're saying we don't have it because you think
it wouldn't be nice.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yeah. I don't want to look up and see people
fighting in their cars and I'm a mess.
Speaker 10 (47:36):
On another note, it's time for digital Jenners. This is
where I choose my favorite contributor of the week, who
were received bespoke tinhat made by Amanda.
Speaker 5 (47:46):
Some conditions apply, yes, and this week it goes.
Speaker 10 (47:49):
To Katrina, who private messaged us on Facebook after we
tried and raved about the cheese chop crunched toasties Toc Tucker.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Yes it was delicious.
Speaker 10 (47:58):
Yes, well, she wrote to give you feedback on this
week's TikTok Tucker. Sounded amazing when you made it, so
on my way home from work, I went to Woolies
and brought all the ingredients to make it for my
work colleagues for SCO today. Yeah, I even bought the
fancy cheese. Well it was a massive failure. I was
so excited and not one person liked it. Then added
subsequently one of my work colleagues has gone home sick
(48:20):
with crooked guts.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
Oh we weren't making up our response. I thought it
was you liked it Ryan too? Yeah, yeah, Ryan lives
with a bunch of flatmates sapoon and be happy for it.
But we thought it was surprisingly delicious. That's maybe you
go into it thinking it's delicious, it won't be. We
were surprised by it.
Speaker 6 (48:42):
I gotta admit when I unwrapped that cheese, goodness me.
Speaker 5 (48:46):
Yeah, I've never quite recovered.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
Thank you, Jenna.
Speaker 8 (48:50):
We like to social me.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
I unwrapped the cheese a man, it just cuts it
in the studio.
Speaker 8 (48:59):
That's an for you.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
The weekend is here. Be safe over the weekend and
we will catch you on Monday. If you want to
register for any of the stuff that we do Jonesydemanda
dot com dot Au, Instagram, Fast five. Even if you
wanted to re listen to.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
This, why wouldn't you, I'll take and listen to the
show all over again. Have a good weekend, Good.
Speaker 6 (49:18):
Day to you.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Download the
free iHeart app. Now time, let's skip the hell Here
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