July 16, 2026 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Question the Jonesy and Amanda Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do ad Amanda, Madamanda.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Jones and the Virile Jonesy.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
And learned school.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Shot up. Tell me the afternoon to you, Amanda, how
are you to day?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm well, Thank you for asking. I'm feeling a bit
better today.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You look better, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm raw dogging it, meaning I haven't had any quadrial.
So let me know of giant lanyards of mucus come
out of my nose, Brandon.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Lanyards of mucus. I got to start out the show
with this question. Would you rather fuel up your vehicle
before work? On the way in or on the way home?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Was on the way in, but are you not on
the way in.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Rather? You know what I'm like is that I've stopped
doing this. I used to let it go right down
to the wire. As you know, we once filming somebody
at my place.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You and me.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You arrived at my place in the meantime I'd run
out of petrol and was stuck in the Harbor Tunnel
here in Sydney and had to be toad.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And your husband and I just made chat.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, you waited for me, and I couldn't even pretend it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Car showed up on a flatbed all.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
The days for you to be there.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I couldn't even lie, didn't even say a word.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
To shut out.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So now I've try and be the person who fills
up every chance I.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Can, because I haven't fueled up. So that means on
the way home after the show, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Going to and see it's weighing on your mind.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well, I'm on the moor side morning.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You should have thought up about afternoon, you to know
you don't want to do that.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, but I was running late to get to the
button factory and I wanted to be here, so there
was no problems. And now on the way home and
the particular motorcycle I'm running today, you know, the one
with the BAP hangers and the flames on the tank.
It's fuel gauge doesn't really work, so I use the audometer,
and I know it's good for two hundred kilometers, so
it's up to one hundred and ninety eight. So there's
(02:14):
a good chance after I cut through all the traffic
that that and you go to take off and then
back and then you've got to flick it over to result.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's a very obvious bike. People will love it.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
And it's once and it's got a big cam in it,
so once you try to.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I was trying to start now is that you? That's me?
That's you just starting anyway, that's my decision. Man.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Actually packed show today. As you drink some water, Yeah,
tell me, well, double a chattery are you right?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I'll switch your mic off. Double a chattery starts
today or drops today.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And I'm fascinated by what you and your friend Anita
McGregor are talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It has said to me in the same way that
you do. She watches me sliced bread and she is
terrified because I'm left handed. You say the same thing.
You say, I look like the chef from the Muppets
When I'm cutting things.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Someone's controlling your hands.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So we thought we would discuss being left handed.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Also, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
until we do the Fast five.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Say would you like to play? Give us a call? Well,
why don't you call us? Thirteen fifty five twenty two
on gold.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Jamais the street of Light, Jonesy and Demanders five.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
The Fast five is here. Five questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all five questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say we'll.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Be getting a two hundred and fifty dollars fuel voucher
and you can use that to fill up on the
way to work or on the way home. We actually
don't mind.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Let's ask Kelly if Camden.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Hello, Kelly, Hi, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Kelly? We are well?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Do you fuel up on the way to work or
on the way home from work?
Speaker 8 (03:48):
On the way home?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Do you can?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You be bothered? It doesn't a weigh on your mind.
That all that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I've got to get fuel.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah, I leave. It's the last lot of pays until
I've got twenty five left, and I have no choice.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Get it, mad Max and the gage.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you do it, not by choice, but you do
it because that's how you work. How goes, that's how yep,
that's how Kelly rolls.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Also filly up on the way home is a good
way to pick up milk and other commensables you need
that bike.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Sometimes I'll pick up some milk.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yet those anvils that I've ordered, but you collect you know.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
What during COVID, And remember how everyone went nuts for
Dney paper. My local Ampulse service station always had a
good supply of toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
The big quilt in thirty or not thirty pack?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It was a big pack and I'd strapped it on
the back of my bike.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Everyone thought he's got some issues. And I used to
be he's racing through the traffic.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Let him through everyone.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I used to be a little bit shy about, you know,
my toilet paper. You know, I'd bury it in the
trolley and stuff like that. But the pandemic it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Rich like having gold bars. Kelly, here's question number one.
How many bases are there in baseball?
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Four? That one, two, three and including home base?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Home base?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
When's last time you got your home base? Amanna, Kelly?
Let's play sing it back to.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Me, Kelly. I think you will know this song. When
this minstrel stop singing, it's your turn. Here we go,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Go, Kelly.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Well, oh my god, I've just gone on wind Lank
Singer tonight. We're all in the mood for the melody
and you gotta feeling all nicely?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where does Kelly stop and Billy stop? Nicely?
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Done?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
And you've got us all right?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Question number three for you, Kelly? Which country hosts La
tom and Tina? This is the world's biggest food fight?
How annoying?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
We're around twenty thousand participants.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Repeat called?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Which country Hostsla Tomatina? It's the world's biggest food fight.
Twenty thousand participants throw one hundred metric tons of overripe
tomatoes in Itchaba.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Which country does it?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Oh? Shit, I.
Speaker 12 (06:21):
Know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'm glad you're not my travel agent. You know, it's
a shame the project's gone, because that's all they ever
ran on that show, The Tomatina Festival.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
As someone who finds food fights irritated, it drives me crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I remember seeing the Great Race as a kid, remember
the Big Pie Fight, and I just I just didn't
get well.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
This is a great ad for Nappy Sam, though, Isn't
it's true?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Do you know the answer to that question?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Which country hosts La Tomatina, the world's biggest food fight,
where I around twenty thousand participants gathered to throw over
one hundred metric tons of overripe tomatoes at each other
while Dali sitting at home going, man, I missed doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I missed that gig. Why don't you ever crack at
the Fast five?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Take a peek behind the scenes. Follow Jonesy and Amanda
on Instagram and Facebook and Jonesy and demandas.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Five and we are knee deep in the Fast five.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Well, we're in knee deep in tomatoes. At question number three,
it's going to Chris in Wallert. Hello, Chris Good So Chris,
he's the he's the question. Which country hosts a lot Tomatina?
This is whereveryone throws tomatoes at each other? Which country
hosts that?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I'm going to go with.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
If they're not having the bulls chase them, they're throwing
tomatoes at each.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Other, why did they do it? Something for the project
to talk.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
About the tomato fight officially?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't know, no one. I don't that's positive. Why
the projects not around anymore?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Maybe it was an early thing to the gods for
the tomato harvest.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I've made that waste of food?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
What is the of the final book in the Lord
of Rings Lord of the Rings trilogy? There, Chris, what
is what the final book in the Lord of the
Rings trilogy?
Speaker 9 (08:13):
I wouldn't have a quote.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, I wouldn't either, Chris. Hailey is in some killed Hello, Haley,
let's see your nerd levels here. What's the name of
the final book in Lord of the Rings in the trilogy?
Speaker 13 (08:23):
Oh goodness, the third book?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Did you say?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Or the final book?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
And it's a trilogy, so it would be the third one.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
You're not going to google on to say, oh goodness, Nope, nope.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I think it might be the Return of.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
King Nicely out of nowhere, Kayleie, you just Hailey, You
just got that.
Speaker 13 (08:45):
My flatmate's got the trilogy and she loves them.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, what's her name?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Lisa?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Lisa?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Are you trying to say that she has an imaginary life?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Can give Lisa? This brings you to question five?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Come on, no, this brings which which two teams will
face off in the World Cup Final being played Monday
afternoon Australia time, Argentina quickly, And I'm not sorry, I
(09:21):
think you think Lisa's imagine.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Do you think Lisa is mister Google? Rex is in Ballina?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Here?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Are you going great?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Do we know that Argentina is one of the teams
who are they playing in the World Cup Final?
Speaker 14 (09:35):
Argentina is playing Spain in.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
The World Are you going for Rex?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I'm going for Spain.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
I'd like to see a bit of a change up.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
I'm still mad at Argentina for what happened in the Falklands.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, they apparently held up some of the crowd hill
I'm not sure exactly who, but there was an offensive
banner built up about the Falklands are ours now this
morning and people are taking offense the English people.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
They were crying to stop it stop its cry for us. Rex,
Congratulations for us Argentina.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Congratulations you've won the jpeck two hundred and fifty dollars
worth of fuel. Do you fuel up your vehicle before
work or after work?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (10:15):
Well, I'm actually on the way home now from Brisbane
to Cronulla, so good.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Definitely that is quite the commute. Whereabouts you right now?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I just passed off, so of course, okay, yes, naturally
some hours to go.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It's all downhill from there.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Well, happy listening, Rex, and thank you.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Thank you so much carrying about your business mate and
if you would like to be a part of the
past five and we don't mind if you google.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Okay, just be discreet about it.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Like Mick Jagger's womanizing until he brought home a Brazilian
supermodel for the baby.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Then we saw mister google GM.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You know, I live in a suburb of Sydney where
there's a big sports pub on the corner and it's
been fabulous while the World cup's on. It's still going
funnily enough, but there's a lot of Irish, lot of Scottish,
a lot of English who live in who are backpackers,
a lot of drinking, and a lot of Brazilian. So
it's been fun looking at all the different cultures going
to that pub. And the games are on very early
(11:15):
in the morning. A lot of people were there from
four o'clock this morning to watch England play, and England
sadly if for them lost, And I think I was
going for them because I wanted you know, I kind
of wanted this for England.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I think me too.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh yeah, I mean they've got this heat wave, they
don't have air conditioning.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
They need something don't they.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They've got political unrest at the moment. They don't have
air conditioning. Let's see what we can do. But no,
it didn't happen. And lots of little babies. To see
little footage of kids in the crowd crying.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
It's really hard stuff. I know it is.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But I saw this fantastic thing. Reasons I could never
play in a World Cup, it said, And I think
I can relate to all of them. I'll read you
through the list. Good number one, I'd forget which way
we're shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You know?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I have a visceral flashback when I was a kid.
I went to school in England. I was five years
of age. My dad got transferred over there for work.
I was an Australian in England and this was back
when no one had any we were just convicts and
we went over there and they put me out on
the soccer field and I booted the ball the wrong
way and it went straight in the goal.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I went, how good is that? Didn't you do that
in AFL too?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
No, that's when the ball banana off my foot. I
was kicking into another player and I got a goal
for our team. But everyone saw what I was trying
to do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
We try to kick it to another player on the
other team.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yeah, he said, kick it to me, and I kicked
a team on my foot sadly, drippled, dribbled through the
and the other dads a jonesy, how goods your kid?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
This number two. I'd be too scared to tackle someone
in case I hurt their feelings. I'd be like that,
I don't think I'm competitive enough. I'd ask the referee
if I could sit on the bench. It'd be me.
I'd be distracted by the crowd doing the chance. This
would be the one for me. I'd be jealous of
the crowd having fun while I had to play right
for you lot, why can't I join you and have
a beer and eat a packet of chips?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
You have so much?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'd apologize every time I got the ball. I'd panic
if someone passed me the ball, I'd roll my eyes.
If there was extra time, everyone haven't we finished. I'd
forget my boots. This is a big one for me.
I'd need to pee, and this is one for you.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'd wave at the camera. Hey, I'm on TV.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
On TV, it's funny. A few people this morning. I
was just walking with my dog near where everyone had
been watching the game, and a few people had said,
you know, Australia is very competitive with England when it
comes to cricket, when it comes to football, all those
sorts of things. But kind of this morning a lot
of them were saying, I wanted this for them, We wanted.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That for them. So now it's it's Spain.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And Argentina, Spain and Argentine.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You know, I like Spain, I like too, and I
love McGill my I like their.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Their work ethic. It suits me, working nine till eleven,
wait to leave.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'm never I'm always confused. And they like a good sleep,
don't they.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Just have you heard of Senator Chuck Schumer. Yes, he's
an American Democratic politician. He's a Senate Minority leader. He's
been representing New York since nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Had a great voice.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
He's a very famous American politician. I work this morning
to see some headlines about him. I'll read you the headlines.
The New York Post said, Chuck Schumer appears to let
loose huge fart on Senate floor. TMZ has said Senator
Chuck Schumer rips fart while ripping Trump. The Times of
(14:36):
India clean up an old two Shimer mocked for Fardi writing, Yeah,
so as this is uni lad awkward moment, Chuck Schumer
is a rip huge fart during.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Important Senate floor speech.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So obviously I dug out the audience.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Well, Trump's been copying it a fair bit lately.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And I don't know what to believe because there's a
lot of footage of people recalling behind him, and I
don't know stuff over laid or not. But this you can,
we'll play it for you now. But he's seventy five
years old, and he also himself seems to briefly fight
back a grin at the moment. It happens a grin
of self awareness.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
But you know, when you're at that age, you're like
a one man umpapat.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Remember too, So there's a microphone in front of him,
So this is the sound that was behind him. So
it's loud enough. The microphone that was in front of
him caught it.
Speaker 16 (15:25):
Have a listen, and we need a complete investigation that's
independent now on Iran and the NDAA when all the
Trump administration.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
You can hear him start to giggle. Can we hear.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Can we hear a close up as it did?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
You want to close up? Close up? Okay, because I can.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Do a lot see the whole thing again, and then
we have a close up.
Speaker 16 (15:47):
And we need a complete investigation that's independent now on
Iran and the NDAA when all the Trump administration.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Now, this is like the closer closer if we freeze
it right there and we just isolate.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
There.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So anyway, I just thought you'd I'd like to keep
you up to date, as it were, with some current events.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
JFK blown away.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
I have.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast now by
a miracle of recording. And Amanda Amanda are two great names.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them. But
how much relign your own business and shut your pie?
Speaker 16 (16:33):
I wish you were with you, Joe.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Are you feeling better? That's what all our readers want
to know. That's the big thing at the moment. I've
got the little kids outside the building holding a homage.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
To you, holding up a giant strips. They've got a
strip like now that Bonnie Tyler is no longer with us,
I could take her stash.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's an insensitive thing to say. Oh, you know, it's history.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The family would be through journey passed away this week.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
That's a lot, a lot of happening, I tell you
what's speaking of passing away? Sam Neil, who we lost
this week and we're saddened about. Have you seen the
train wreck of a eulogy that Alec Balbin has done.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You know it came up on my socials but his
eyebags were so big I couldn't handle watching it.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Was that a train wreck. It's possibly the worst thing
I've ever seen. And we do terrible eulogy. If you
say backdoor brag, this is front door brag.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Okay, we'll have to talk about that, but coming up next.
Everyone is obsessed with the kids show Bluey. But the
penny has just dropped for someone and.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
For me.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
About the parents' jobs.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We'll talk about it next.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Let's talk about blue And I wish that my kids
were of the age group where you've got a grandson.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Does he watch Bluey? No, he's just mainline and the
Wiggles is he already?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
And I just say this, I'm a big fan of
the New Wiggles, but Yellow Wiggle.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh what's her name? Asahi assai.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Don't that's the name of the b a Sahi.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Well, as a matter of fact, Shingtao a sai. She
is amazing. I've seen she is incredible.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Just too much neck, man, just back off the neck,
just with the.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wiggling, the wiggling. She's a wiggle of course, of course,
but it's just too much. Well, if I was a
director to say, hey, I love what you're doing, well,
you're not the market. You are not the market. Yeah,
I'm just you know.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Bluey, I think, is one of those shows that grown
men and women also absolutely love it. I'm not in
the drop zone of having seen enough of it, and
I know that there's a particular cricket episode that makes
grown men cry.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It's both.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's a beautiful, beautiful show. But I was just reading
something very interesting, a light bulb moment for many people.
So let's talk about Bluey's parents, Bandit and Chili. It's
the dad, Chili's the mom for those who don't know,
and Chili. The mom works in airport security. She's an
airport security officer.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Well she's a dog, so she'd always be on the lookout.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And the dad, Bandit is an archaeologist. Here he is
being an archaeologist.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Making fresh from the field to discuss his latest archaeological discovery.
Good evening.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Behold the only known fossil of the first dog to
walk upright, the ancestor of us all.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
So I had to stop you there, because everyonet you
to get to the end before I did. Blind Freddie
could see.
Speaker 17 (19:31):
No, this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
This is a light bulb moment never occurred. This was
written well, this was on socials and people going that duh,
they're saying, I just realized Louis Mum airport security. Dad's
an archaeologist. Louis Mum's job is sniffing. Dad's job is
digging up bones. Of course they're dogs.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, I got that, and I even watched it. Oh,
you can just piss off.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Stick to your neck, wiggles.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Can't I have anything as a racial profile than people
or dog. The dogs come through in Bluey's world as
a people.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't know, Brandon, you watch it yourself and apparently
you're so insightful you come to your own conclusions without
having ever seen it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Must be a borderline genius.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Collie Jones and Amanda can't shut up on the Jonesy
and Amanda podcast download the free iHeart out.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Gold across Australia and is driving, Amanda driving, Driving, Amanda Man,
Amanda driving. You have I just I.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You know, if you start telling a story, I might
just say I've heard this. We've worked together for twenty years.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
I've heard the time you human sculled me once you
human sculled me. Okay, I had that joke about being
in the wilderness finding a skull, heard it and you go,
human skull.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Well, I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You've never told me the story if it was.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
One of my stand up bus How it works out
that I'm in the wilderness, I find a skull, Like
all the cops, they tell me to wait where I am.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They'll send a crack squad to come and check it out.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
While I'm there, I ponder my own mortality. I'm looking
at the scale.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Who were they?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Where they come from? Why did they have antlers? And
people would laugh at that, But how was I to know?
That was the jiant I found a skull once, and
you go tiuman.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Skulls the normal questions. It was like you're on a game.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Shut the normal question to want.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I'm just saying if you say a dog works in customs,
then I would say, liably, that's going to sniff stuff out,
because that's what they do.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Let me move on.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
We spoke yesterday. I wish she would about cats being
a holes.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, well why don't you join it? So
we spoke about because cats. I'm not a cat.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm nothing against cats, but I don't have a cat.
You've got two cats.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Cats can be We're passed on now.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Cats can be tricky, and I know that, but we're
asking people to dob in their a hole cats. This
is a call we took yesterday from Chris. Tell us
how your cat's a bit of an a hole.
Speaker 9 (21:51):
It's not actually my cat, it's a friend of mine.
You got to about six months of age and she
was suddenly not eating. Took it to the bed and
discovered that she had eaten a dungeon and dragons figurine
and was now stuck in her gut.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
They're pointing in sharp Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Well it cost him thirty thousand dollars. No, he had
to eat into the money he'd saved up for his wedding.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And he's into dungeons and dragons. He's getting married.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No need for that.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I was watching the news the other night. It's not
just hats that eat random things happen, isn't it this well?
Speaker 15 (22:26):
A black labrador has had to be carried off Scotland's
highest mountain after becoming sick from eating discarded cannabis left
on the trail. Tokyo, a twenty five kilo lab was
halfway up the mountain when she lost the use of
her back legs and started drifting in and out of consciousness.
Her owner, a dog trainer from Surrey, realized there was
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no way to get her down without help, saying I
genuinely thought I was going to lose her, but a
mountain rescue team had just the skills required, stretching Tokyo
down a one thousand, three hundred and forty five meter
peak to a local vet. She's now been given the
all clear, with her owner writing please be aware that
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discarded drugs and other toxic substances can sometimes be found,
even in the most beautiful outdoor places. It was something
I never imagined we would encounter.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Tokyo was rewarded with a tim and a labrador.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
So imagine a labrador with the munchies. Pink Floyd Dark
side of the moon.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
So yesterday it was a cat's turn. I don't think
we should play favorites today.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Dobing a dog, ah, dobing a dog, robing a dog,
my dirty dog.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Or just dobing a dog.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
My cat's an a hole. Today the dogs are saying,
hold my beer, I've got a story, the.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Trial drum, give him some cannabis gem Nation.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yesterday, my cat the a hole. Today it's the dog's day.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Well, we thought it was only fair that we let
dogs have a go. Dog will eat anything, as this
story attests.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
Well, a black labrador has had to be carried off
Scotland's highest mountain after becoming sick from eating discarded cannabis
left on the trail.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Who has discarded cannabis?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Is that's your only question from that whole story?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Where is this discarded?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
So the tribal drum is beating four, Well, yeah, Dobin,
a dog chomp on anything.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
That's a man.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
By the way, Robin, what'd your dog eat?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (24:31):
Well, I cooked a whole roast beef for families, would
have set about six people. I thought I let it
rest on the bench, went had a quick shower, came
out of the bathroom and my dog was standing there
looking guilty and did this massive birth And I went
out to the kitchen and there was no roast beef.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Had eating the whole thing. Are we guessing it's a labrador?
Speaker 14 (24:58):
He was actually lab crossed heeler.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
So yeah, wow that so you've got the why would
they cross those two breads together?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
They'd be fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Eat everything and run around like a nut. That's brilliant,
Thank you, Robert. Lilah has joined us, Lilah, what did
your dog eat?
Speaker 12 (25:21):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (25:21):
Well, my poor little miniature poodle astro he one of
my birthdays, he gone into the balloons and it was
one of those long sort of party balloons. You're going
a couple of days later, what's blue thing sticking out
of his bumps? My dad's, poor dad had he started
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pulling and it has never stopped.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Like a magic trick.
Speaker 17 (25:47):
It was still, it was all intact.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
It was.
Speaker 17 (25:50):
It was like a magic trick, just never ended.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
I'd love to see the book on the dog stage. Yeah,
that would have been the.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Best feeling in the world.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
A balloon. Yeah, you answer the question. Sarah has joined us, Sarah,
would you dog eat.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
So I'll just first start with I woke in the
veterinary industry, so I've I've seen a lot, but the
one that comes to mind was the pug that ate
the lego set and the majority of the lego made
its way out and they just happened.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
To be all red bricks.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 13 (26:39):
So he was very collective with his choice of lego pieces, right.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
So they were red and red coming out. He didn't
it wasn't blood. He's just eating that. He's only ate
the red, just ate the red ones.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Wow, rock star dogs? Are they color blind dogs?
Speaker 18 (26:59):
They are to red?
Speaker 13 (27:01):
Okay, they read and I believe green color blind. So
it was extra impressive.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yes, well, if it managed to assemble something, a millennium
falcon came.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Better take more of your calls. We're talking about yesterday
about how cats can be a holes. They're picketty creatures.
Given people who love them will say.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That cats run the world, we're just.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Living in it.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
But then, oh, Brandon, you should put that on a
sign in your kitchen.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I'm going to put it on a cap cat grab
in there.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So we thought today we might talk about dogs because
I saw this story on the news.
Speaker 15 (27:45):
Well, a black labrador has had to be carried off
Scotland's highest mountain after becoming sick from eating discarded cannabis
left on the trail.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
And it's a labrador. Those things eat anything, they will
did anything. But lots of dogs were stoned labrador. So
yesterday it was cats.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Today we thought we'd do.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Dogs tribal drums being.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, okay for the owner dobing your dog.
Speaker 19 (28:13):
I've got a chocolate labrador called Lord. He eats pretty
much anything. Fox is a favorite. But most embarrassing moment came.
He was playing with some other dogs at a park
and he had something hanging out of his bottom. So
we went to investigate and it was glove, fingers of
a glove flapping around. It was stuck, so we had
to gently remove it and we took a minute, but
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I realized it was from when I chopped up chicken
the night before. I'd put some scraps in it and
he'd stolen it without me knowing. And then it came
out the next a.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Very unusual way to shake hands.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yes, good old glove. What an image, Lord.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Good old glove, Good old glove.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Peter has joined us.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Peter, Oh yeah, Hi, Yeah, I'd walk to the station.
My dog would follow me, and when I get to
the station, I'd say, see you, Jesse, you go home.
And then I go down to the station way for
the train. And one day I looked up and there
was a train coming down and there was my dog
running across in front of the train. It didn't get here,
but it had a whole rolled roast in its mouth.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
What where'd it got that from?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
By the supermarket?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
The supermarket?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, someone missed their rail race, I think in their delivery.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
How random? And so what do you do? Do you
do you claim own ship of the dog.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Or do you just that no, that's not my dog,
not my dog.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Really sounds like an episode of Harry McClary than you, Peter,
Lisa is joining, Hello, Lisa, tell us about what your
dog ate?
Speaker 20 (29:51):
Hi. So my son and his partner thought it would
be a great idea by puppy staffy. And we're in
the local shopping center and it started jagging and vomited
up what looked like a mini sausage roll. In fact,
it was a tampon. She had eaten fourteen tampon. Oh,
the rappers and the rappers and the rappers. She'd eaten
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them out of the box and ripped them open and
eaten them and they all expanded in.
Speaker 18 (30:17):
Oh wow, wow, how much five and a half thus, Oh.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
You know that's kind of cheap. Five and a half hours.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Wow, this these stories are incredible. Hello, we'll wrap it
up with you, Danny. Tell us about your dollo Danny.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Hello, Oh my goodness. On sign virus. However, I had
a stuffy Unfortunately he's not with us anymore, and he
actually ate my vibrator.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
The whole thing, the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Wow, was it a big, long one on a small one?
Speaker 11 (30:54):
It was a good one. It was yeah, yeah, never again.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Did you have to report this? Did you take the
dog to the vet?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
He released it on his own accord, Yeah, apart from
the multiple Nike runners, but yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
He passed it out of the botpot.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Yep, that and a couple through the mouth to but yep. No,
it didn't need the whole thing as much. But the
whole thing was destroyed, definitely unusable.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yes, but you know you can go to sexy Land
and get another one.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Well I could if I have the money, But I mean,
dogs lost you money in all kinds of ways.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
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Speaker 6 (32:18):
But tomorrow the Friday Fields Sessions, or f F s
as we like to call it. We went to a
great expense jim I Wright, what was it again? Four
thousand dollars for this montage.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
No receipt that we can see. I really like it.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's like one of those competitions you have to try
and guess what the songs are.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Of course, well that's something we could do.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
But Friday Field Sessions more or less someone comes in
guitar in hand, microphoned and a course, some sort of talent,
and we get great things.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Haven't we had some great things? James Rain a few
weeks back.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Of a reggae byes, we were weeping like babies of
Richard Clapton.
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So whoe else?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I liked how Amber Lawrence country starts and Lawrence changed us.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Should be all night long? Yeah, should be up.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
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Isn't that sweet? And last week Jersey Boys danced as well.
Who will it be tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
We got a ripper tomorrow?
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Speaker 6 (33:42):
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Tell us all right?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm like Lloyd's joining us tomorrowsing.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Someone would try and get that's happening tomorrow. In the meantime,
Double a Chattery drops today.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yes, it's about being left handed, which I am. I'll
tell you someone.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
You're to be lefty.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
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Speaker 3 (34:22):
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senses or.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Dak drops today. This is the podcast that you do.
I'm not calling it a side hustle because it's more
than that. You do this podcast with your good friend
forensic psychologist Anita McGregor, and it's a great listen.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well today we would The episode that drops today came
about because she observed me trying to cut bread and
it was alarming to her because I'm left handed. Yeah,
and you say the same thing you think when you
watch me cut things, I look like the chef from
the Muppets.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
You do, it's like someone else has control of your hands.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, but any left handed person knows they're in control
of what they're doing, just looks odd to other people's
watch us to do it. So the whole episode was
about being left handed, and she asked me what it
felt like being left handed. One of the hard things
I remember was I'd been at a boozy lunch with you,
a boozy work lunch, and I came home and Jack
was a preschooler and he asked me to show him
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he's left handed, asked me to show him how to
tie his shoelaces. Yeah, teaching someone else to tie shoelaces
is hard enough. And he's stuck with Velcrow for another
twenty years.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
He's had a few green That's what I mean, really hard.
That should be a sobriety test. Actually you'd fail if
you were sober.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
But looking historically like it's interesting. It's consistent across all
cultures is that ninety percent of us are right handed,
ten percent of us are left handed. And even though
being left handed is far more culturally acceptable now than
it used to be. Yeah, those stats haven't changed.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Well, Ringo Star, all those years ago, he was of
the era that they used to get a hit on
that hand. That's right for being a left handed person.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
My mother in law to the day she died, when
she'd write, she'd have a hand covering her other hand
because it was a natural reflex, so.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
She'd get whacked.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
It was a great shape. And Ringo when you watch
him play the drums, he plays drums in this really
unique style because he's a right handed drummer, but he
plays with this left handed style which made him, which
made him who he is.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
But that's because he went on to be famous. My
grandfather he did well. My grandfather was a dentist. When
he was training to be a dentist, had to have
his hand tied to the side of the chair to
train him to use his other hand while he.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Was doing dental work.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, because the dentist gentle equipment wasn't left handed.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
So what the poor patient's got their god open?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Now this is in his train.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Do you mind holding my hand? I can't use it.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Anita said something interesting because she researched why it was
that we have one hand dominance, and apparently becoming one
hand dominant came about.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
When we walked up right.
Speaker 21 (37:01):
As we became bipedal, like humans became able to be
upright and walking on two legs. Is that it meant
that we could do more complex activities like using tools
and communicating through gestures, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Bring the kettle on.
Speaker 21 (37:15):
But yeah, absolutely, And so they said, because the right
hand is coordinated by our left brain, that it controls
some of the motor functions and movements on the right
side of the body. And so you know, putting that
all together, it's just that our right handedness came from
the need for motor controllers.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
We became more bipedal, the fine motor skills were required
by us being dominant with one hand, which is why
it's interesting. As a left handed person, I've always felt
I was clumsy, and maybe that's because I don't have
the fine motor skills. But it is seen as a
more creative industry and one of the creative part of
the brain to work from.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
And it's also in a sports.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Thinking field, you get an advantage. Have you seen my
left hook? So there are certain elements, the element of surprise.
If aliens came down and we're going to annihilate everyone
with the right hand, the left handed people would rule,
So we need that ten percent is that mutant gene
that allows some of us to be different, but ninety
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percent will always be right handed. The thing I find
really hard is using scissors, and I wonder if at
a young age, this was why I was bad at craft,
because scissors were hard to navigate because the blade is
just on one of the eyes ors.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
But you can get left handed scissors.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
You can, And this is a big sadness for me
that you know. I often talk about the things I
wish I could have told my mum. And now I'm
older and I realize Mum bought me a pair of
left handed scissors when I was a teenager, and I thought,
what a horrendously boring gift, And yet I used them
all the time. My mom died over twenty years ago.
I still use these scissors. And what they say to
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me now is she saw she saw me and knew
that I needed them, and it was a gift of love.
Loves are doing work, and I wish I could have
told her thank you're rather than just seeing as a
daggy present.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
It's a hard left life, it is.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
So tell me how it is for you if you're
a lefty.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
What's the hardest thing, big lefty? For me?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, it is struggling with the scissors. What's your big thing?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
You know?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Not just about which flag do you put out the
front of your house, but actual left left, left left, give.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Us a call. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. I'd got
you know, it's hard being a lefty.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
And I'm not talking about your political persuasion, although it
would be hard deciding which cause you're going.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
To go with, you know, which sticky you put on.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, we're talking about Brendan being left handed. Ten percent
of the population at left handed. But we do live
in a right handed world.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah. My sister she's a left. Yeah, my sister's a
left yeah. Yeah, but they're doing well in life. Well,
we're all doing well in life.
Speaker 15 (39:47):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
And it's easier now being a left handed person than
it used to be. Well, you get whacked on the
hands and all kinds of things.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
It's a hard left life.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
It's a hard light.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
It's a hard left.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
If you know what I mean. I sound like I'm
a million years old.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
But when I first came to Sydney with my family,
we were allowed to use biros. We had to use
cartridge pens at school and this I had to blot
after every letter because I just smudged it the whole thing.
Mom went up to the school and said, can you
please let her use a boy?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
You give her pen license?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, I couldn't get I had to. We had to
use the nib and I got a left handed nib.
Made no difference. The kids these days, they have no idea.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Narrowly has joined us? Hello narrowly? Hello?
Speaker 11 (40:31):
How are you very well?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
What have you found?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Hard? Narrowly?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
I found when I was in primary school they wouldn't
let me use my left hand, so they used to
tie it behind onto the back of my chair and
make me try and right handed, so if I wormed
my hand out, they would then whack my knuckles.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Did it make you a right handed person?
Speaker 5 (40:59):
No? No, no, no, no, good on you I am. And
now when I write, I have to angle the paper
on a completely different angle. I can't write like a
normal person with the paper straight. I have to have
it turned very.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I'm the same, and when someone hands something over for
me to sign a form or whatever, I've just turned
the whole thing around narrowly.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
When Amanda's signing her eight by fours for fans, I
notice that usually sometimes like you actually invertently put a
morrow brow in yourself.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I've noticed when you go to sign them, people tie
your hands behind your back.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
What do I actually sign stuff for?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
People?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Isy? How are you?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
How old are you?
Speaker 18 (41:41):
Is here?
Speaker 4 (41:43):
And are you left handed? And what bits? Do you
find hard?
Speaker 11 (41:48):
Writing on the white book?
Speaker 19 (41:49):
Because it smug my heart?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Oh, that's the thing. It's a telltale sign you're left
handed because you've got pen or whatever it is smeared
all the way down your hand.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yes, what can you write on the other? Is there
another way of writing on the whiteboard for easy? Surely
we have some sort of this is an invention.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
We could come up with a left handed writing solution or.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
A left handed what about a left handed whiteboard? How
does that work? Well?
Speaker 6 (42:18):
I'm not too sure. I just come up with the concept.
Is he can you come up with something and then hooks.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
In on it?
Speaker 21 (42:25):
What is he?
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Michelle has joined us. I think he was a girl.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
Hi, how are you very well?
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Tell us about being a lefty.
Speaker 12 (42:38):
Ah, I think we're all. It's the pain for all
of us. Yeah, I grew up where Yeah, my dad
tried to make me change. Of course it never stuck.
But probably one of the worst things I've had to
deal with is that I can't pay any thought that
requires a bat or anything like that. I can't play tennis,
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golf or anything like that because I can't figure out
which hand he is.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
You know, it's interesting you say that because sometimes I'm
right handed, sometimes I'm left handed, because I've been asked
to try different ways because left handed golf clubs are
very expensive.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
If you were to ride a skateboard or a surfboard,
are you a goofy or a natural?
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Michelle?
Speaker 12 (43:16):
Tell me what, I can't do that either, But anyway,
what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well, goofy is left handed?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, but skateboard, how do you tell?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Well? You put your oh I put my lord foot
down to speed up. Okay, so what you mean?
Speaker 6 (43:30):
We're not gonna watch you shred at the ball and
soon thank you, Michelle, and Mariam is going to wrap
this up.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Hi, marry him.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Tell us about being a lefty.
Speaker 18 (43:39):
Well, I'm a rightie, but I'm surrounded by lefties. My grandfather,
my mother, and my sister were all left My best
friends through high school all turned out to be left
And my husband is left handed, and two of our
four sons are left handed. Really so and the worst
thing I've seen is my husband trying to operate a
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HDGE trimmer that looked dangerous.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
That's true, very righty, surrounded by left It's like Carl Stephanovi.
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Makes me so angry.
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a problem.
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We're going to get your name right trouble before for
the levy that was on his Is he is he?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I think he is a girl?
Speaker 11 (45:05):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Wonderful?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Dane?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Let's see what we can do. We've got ten questions
sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass? Okay, we
might have time to come back.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
All right, beautiful, I'll give it a go.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Please do, Dane, because here we go. Question number one?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
How many inches in a foot?
Speaker 19 (45:21):
Uh pass?
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Question two?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Rose and blush are shades of what color?
Speaker 9 (45:28):
Red?
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Question three?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Bonjour no is hello in which language? Question four? Which
animal is involved in a game of polo?
Speaker 4 (45:40):
A horse?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Question five? Broom is a town in which Australian state
a Question six? Who sang the song diamonds are a
Girl's best friend?
Speaker 19 (45:53):
Pas?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Question seven? What force keeps objects on the ground gravity?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Question eight. The slang word riz is short for what?
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Uh p?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Question nine? Victoria is famous for making.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
What Victoria VIATORYA Victoria?
Speaker 9 (46:14):
Oh pie?
Speaker 18 (46:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Would you say pies?
Speaker 9 (46:21):
Now?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
They make coffee?
Speaker 9 (46:22):
Victoria makes co okay, very good.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You've got a few.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Look how many inches in a foot? It's twelve?
Speaker 19 (46:30):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (46:30):
Okay, Well I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
That one's right, And I don't know if you'll know
this one who's saying the song diamonds or girls best
friends friend. It was Marilyn Monroe. You know what, I
probably would have said Britney spears or something.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Fair enough too.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
And the slang word riars is short for charisma.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
You'd hear that d people say Dan's.
Speaker 7 (46:48):
Oh good.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
I've never heard of but hopefully I do.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I would imagine a lot of people are saying he's
got the risk.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Maybe after today, after.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
No twelve inches, but got.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
A love.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Thank you if you would like to be a part
of Instagram. Jonesydemanded dot com dot au. We'll have another
crack tomorrow on gold. The passing of Sam Neil has
left the country in great morning. As you said before,
in the world of Andrew Tates, we need more Sam Neil. Absolutely,
I knew him professionally, have interviewed him many many times.
Always a consument professional, always very generous.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
I've just been rewatching The twelve. Well, I actually I
have a confession to make.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
I wanted to watch The twelve and I always put
it on a back burner and then Sam's passed away
and I think arguably it's one of his best things.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
I've it.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
It's so good, and it's on SBS.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
It's a series, it's foxt it's a Fox.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Still one that I think I might have seen it there,
but anyway, series is an Australian series or a couple
of them, a couple of these series and it's about
a jury.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Yeah, and it's it's really worth watching.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
But Sam Neil you look at his body of work,
not just Jurassic Park, but so many, so many movies,
evil angels, all those things, and Hunt for Red October
where he played a Russian defector in the submarine alert you.
If you haven't seen.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Hunt for Red octop I have a remember the Sean
Connery as a Scottish Russian sea captain.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
This isn't the one that had the guy with the
ponytail and the kaftan Steven Siegal. No, you know what
one was he in a submarine?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
That was?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
That was something else?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
What are you doing? It was? What was it called?
I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
It's it's not that it's called it doesn't You're worse
than Alec Borbka.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
What do you mean? What's Alec. I don't know if
you've seen this.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
He starred with Sam Neil in The Hunt for Red
and he's decided to take it upon himself to do
a online eulogy to the late great Sam Neil.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
And it starts, well, I just wanted.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
To command here quickly and say.
Speaker 10 (49:01):
How stricken I was to learn of the death of
Sam Neil when I did to Hunt for Red October.
We shot in eighty nine. It came out of nineteen ninety,
a long time ago, and that was probably my first
big movie in terms of having a decent sized role
because I'd done Working Girl and Beetlejuice and things like
that where I have a.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Small on a wrong Okay, so I a bit of contakes,
I get to Sam and.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I do Hunt for Red October.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
And yes, John is a great director and I'm one
of the most exciting parts of what was for me
was to meet Tom Clancy. But the cast, I mean,
I'll never I've had great casts. I've worked with great people,
you know, Tony and Merrill and so many other people
that I were really really mine and Sam surely the
(49:50):
I mean my god, Hunt for Red October. I had
to write this down. I had to go to the
Internet and write, I mean, obviously Sean, Larry Ferguson, Scott Glenn,
Tim Curry, James.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Jones, this is eulogy for Sam, Peter.
Speaker 10 (50:06):
Firth, Richard Jordan, jossh Auckland, Court Evans, Danny Davis, Fred Thompson,
Jeffrey Jones, Ron Gutman, stealing Sars. And that's just you know,
the more recognizable names. There's a lot of other people
in there who I enjoyed working.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
My god, My god, what Sam, Sam, Sam.
Speaker 10 (50:28):
You're with this great actor people like like like Ron
Gutman is a perfect example of you. But I can't
even stop thinking to this day, like he's smoking a cigarette.
He's going to do the work for them, the Russians,
and he's like, ka, anyway, anyway, Sam, I mean I
(50:50):
remember that. I remember. That's one of the few movies
I've ever done where I remember the whole movie. That's
what a fan I am of that that work.
Speaker 7 (50:56):
Not me.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
I'm not a fan of my work.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Anyway, Sam, what an experience it was?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Can't get rid of Somebody was calling me what an
experience it was?
Speaker 4 (51:07):
It's Sam from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Every time you turned around to a scene.
Speaker 10 (51:11):
Sam Oh, my god, my god, Sam Neil My love
to his family.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I love to his family. Wow.
Speaker 6 (51:25):
Heartfelt so out of that three minutes, what there was
twenty seconds dedicated to Sami.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
You know that came up on my soldiers. But his
eyebags were self putting.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
I couldn't watch it, couldn't watch it. If this is
something you do at my funeral, I called you, Jeffrey,
had you throw a parpecute chicken. Take that into the
FDA too. That's enough and on that.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
We will see you tomorrow. There's anything that you'd like
to hear from the show that you've missed today, please
go to jones adimanta dot com.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Today you're exciting times Tomorrow Friday Field session. Lord'll be
joining here, you will be joining us. We'll catch you then.
Good day to you.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Well, thank god that's over.
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Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.
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And learned school.
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Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Shot up. Tell me the afternoon to you, Amanda, how
are you to day?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm well, Thank you for asking. I'm feeling a bit
better today.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
You look better, thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm raw dogging it, meaning I haven't had any quadrial.
So let me know of giant lanyards of mucus come
out of my nose, Brandon.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Lanyards of mucus. I got to start out the show
with this question. Would you rather fuel up your vehicle
before work? On the way in or on the way home?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Was on the way in, but are you not on
the way in.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Rather? You know what I'm like is that I've stopped
doing this. I used to let it go right down
to the wire. As you know, we once filming somebody
at my place.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
You and me.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You arrived at my place in the meantime I'd run
out of petrol and was stuck in the Harbor Tunnel
here in Sydney and had to be toad.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And your husband and I just made chat.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, you waited for me, and I couldn't even pretend it.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Car showed up on a flatbed all.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
The days for you to be there.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I couldn't even lie, didn't even say a word.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
To shut out.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So now I've try and be the person who fills
up every chance I.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Can, because I haven't fueled up. So that means on
the way home after the show, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Going to and see it's weighing on your mind.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well, I'm on the moor side morning.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You should have thought up about afternoon, you to know
you don't want to do that.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Yeah, but I was running late to get to the
button factory and I wanted to be here, so there
was no problems. And now on the way home and
the particular motorcycle I'm running today, you know, the one
with the BAP hangers and the flames on the tank.
It's fuel gauge doesn't really work, so I use the audometer,
and I know it's good for two hundred kilometers, so
it's up to one hundred and ninety eight. So there's
(02:14):
a good chance after I cut through all the traffic
that that and you go to take off and then
back and then you've got to flick it over to result.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's a very obvious bike. People will love it.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
And it's once and it's got a big cam in it,
so once you try to.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I was trying to start now is that you? That's me?
That's you just starting anyway, that's my decision. Man.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Actually packed show today. As you drink some water, Yeah,
tell me, well, double a chattery are you right?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I'll switch your mic off. Double a chattery starts
today or drops today.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
And I'm fascinated by what you and your friend Anita
McGregor are talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
It has said to me in the same way that
you do. She watches me sliced bread and she is
terrified because I'm left handed. You say the same thing.
You say, I look like the chef from the Muppets
When I'm cutting things.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Someone's controlling your hands.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So we thought we would discuss being left handed.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Also, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
until we do the Fast five.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Say would you like to play? Give us a call? Well,
why don't you call us? Thirteen fifty five twenty two
on gold.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Jamais the street of Light, Jonesy and Demanders five.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
The Fast five is here. Five questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all five questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say we'll.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Be getting a two hundred and fifty dollars fuel voucher
and you can use that to fill up on the
way to work or on the way home. We actually
don't mind.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Let's ask Kelly if Camden.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Hello, Kelly, Hi, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Kelly? We are well?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Do you fuel up on the way to work or
on the way home from work?
Speaker 8 (03:48):
On the way home?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Do you can?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You be bothered? It doesn't a weigh on your mind.
That all that's right.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I've got to get fuel.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Yeah, I leave. It's the last lot of pays until
I've got twenty five left, and I have no choice.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Get it, mad Max and the gage.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you do it, not by choice, but you do
it because that's how you work. How goes, that's how yep,
that's how Kelly rolls.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Also filly up on the way home is a good
way to pick up milk and other commensables you need
that bike.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Sometimes I'll pick up some milk.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yet those anvils that I've ordered, but you collect you know.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
What during COVID, And remember how everyone went nuts for
Dney paper. My local Ampulse service station always had a
good supply of toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
The big quilt in thirty or not thirty pack?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It was a big pack and I'd strapped it on
the back of my bike.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Everyone thought he's got some issues. And I used to
be he's racing through the traffic.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Let him through everyone.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I used to be a little bit shy about, you know,
my toilet paper. You know, I'd bury it in the
trolley and stuff like that. But the pandemic it didn't matter.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Rich like having gold bars. Kelly, here's question number one.
How many bases are there in baseball?
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Four? That one, two, three and including home base?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Home base?
Speaker 6 (05:03):
When's last time you got your home base? Amanna, Kelly?
Let's play sing it back to.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Me, Kelly. I think you will know this song. When
this minstrel stop singing, it's your turn. Here we go,
here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Go, Kelly.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Well, oh my god, I've just gone on wind Lank
Singer tonight. We're all in the mood for the melody
and you gotta feeling all nicely?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Where does Kelly stop and Billy stop? Nicely?
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Done?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
And you've got us all right?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Question number three for you, Kelly? Which country hosts La
tom and Tina? This is the world's biggest food fight?
How annoying?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
We're around twenty thousand participants.
Speaker 11 (05:59):
Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Repeat called?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Which country Hostsla Tomatina? It's the world's biggest food fight.
Twenty thousand participants throw one hundred metric tons of overripe
tomatoes in Itchaba.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Which country does it?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Oh? Shit, I.
Speaker 12 (06:21):
Know.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I'm glad you're not my travel agent. You know, it's
a shame the project's gone, because that's all they ever
ran on that show, The Tomatina Festival.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
As someone who finds food fights irritated, it drives me crazy.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
I remember seeing the Great Race as a kid, remember
the Big Pie Fight, and I just I just didn't
get well.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
This is a great ad for Nappy Sam, though, Isn't
it's true?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Do you know the answer to that question?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Which country hosts La Tomatina, the world's biggest food fight,
where I around twenty thousand participants gathered to throw over
one hundred metric tons of overripe tomatoes at each other
while Dali sitting at home going, man, I missed doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
I missed that gig. Why don't you ever crack at
the Fast five?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Damn?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Take a peek behind the scenes. Follow Jonesy and Amanda
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Speaker 4 (07:18):
Five and we are knee deep in the Fast five.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Well, we're in knee deep in tomatoes. At question number three,
it's going to Chris in Wallert. Hello, Chris Good So Chris,
he's the he's the question. Which country hosts a lot Tomatina?
This is whereveryone throws tomatoes at each other? Which country
hosts that?
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I'm going to go with.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
If they're not having the bulls chase them, they're throwing
tomatoes at each.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Other, why did they do it? Something for the project
to talk.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
About the tomato fight officially?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't know, no one. I don't that's positive. Why
the projects not around anymore?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Maybe it was an early thing to the gods for
the tomato harvest.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I've made that waste of food?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
What is the of the final book in the Lord
of Rings Lord of the Rings trilogy? There, Chris, what
is what the final book in the Lord of the
Rings trilogy?
Speaker 9 (08:13):
I wouldn't have a quote.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, I wouldn't either, Chris. Hailey is in some killed Hello, Haley,
let's see your nerd levels here. What's the name of
the final book in Lord of the Rings in the trilogy?
Speaker 13 (08:23):
Oh goodness, the third book?
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Did you say?
Speaker 7 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Or the final book?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
And it's a trilogy, so it would be the third one.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
You're not going to google on to say, oh goodness, Nope, nope.
Speaker 8 (08:35):
I think it might be the Return of.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
King Nicely out of nowhere, Kayleie, you just Hailey, You
just got that.
Speaker 13 (08:45):
My flatmate's got the trilogy and she loves them.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, what's her name?
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Lisa?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Lisa?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Are you trying to say that she has an imaginary life?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Can give Lisa? This brings you to question five?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Come on, no, this brings which which two teams will
face off in the World Cup Final being played Monday
afternoon Australia time, Argentina quickly, And I'm not sorry, I
(09:21):
think you think Lisa's imagine.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Do you think Lisa is mister Google? Rex is in Ballina?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Here?
Speaker 9 (09:30):
Are you going great?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Do we know that Argentina is one of the teams
who are they playing in the World Cup Final?
Speaker 14 (09:35):
Argentina is playing Spain in.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
The World Are you going for Rex?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
I'm going for Spain.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
I'd like to see a bit of a change up.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
I'm still mad at Argentina for what happened in the Falklands.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, they apparently held up some of the crowd hill
I'm not sure exactly who, but there was an offensive
banner built up about the Falklands are ours now this
morning and people are taking offense the English people.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
They were crying to stop it stop its cry for us. Rex,
Congratulations for us Argentina.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Congratulations you've won the jpeck two hundred and fifty dollars
worth of fuel. Do you fuel up your vehicle before
work or after work?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (10:15):
Well, I'm actually on the way home now from Brisbane
to Cronulla, so good.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Definitely that is quite the commute. Whereabouts you right now?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I just passed off, so of course, okay, yes, naturally
some hours to go.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
It's all downhill from there.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Well, happy listening, Rex, and thank you.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Thank you so much carrying about your business mate and
if you would like to be a part of the
past five and we don't mind if you google.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Okay, just be discreet about it.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Like Mick Jagger's womanizing until he brought home a Brazilian
supermodel for the baby.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Then we saw mister google GM.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Well, the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You know, I live in a suburb of Sydney where
there's a big sports pub on the corner and it's
been fabulous while the World cup's on. It's still going
funnily enough, but there's a lot of Irish, lot of Scottish,
a lot of English who live in who are backpackers,
a lot of drinking, and a lot of Brazilian. So
it's been fun looking at all the different cultures going
to that pub. And the games are on very early
(11:15):
in the morning. A lot of people were there from
four o'clock this morning to watch England play, and England
sadly if for them lost, And I think I was
going for them because I wanted you know, I kind
of wanted this for England.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I think me too.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Oh yeah, I mean they've got this heat wave, they
don't have air conditioning.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
They need something don't they.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
They've got political unrest at the moment. They don't have
air conditioning. Let's see what we can do. But no,
it didn't happen. And lots of little babies. To see
little footage of kids in the crowd crying.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
It's really hard stuff. I know it is.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
But I saw this fantastic thing. Reasons I could never
play in a World Cup, it said, And I think
I can relate to all of them. I'll read you
through the list. Good number one, I'd forget which way
we're shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You know?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
I have a visceral flashback when I was a kid.
I went to school in England. I was five years
of age. My dad got transferred over there for work.
I was an Australian in England and this was back
when no one had any we were just convicts and
we went over there and they put me out on
the soccer field and I booted the ball the wrong
way and it went straight in the goal.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I went, how good is that? Didn't you do that
in AFL too?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
No, that's when the ball banana off my foot. I
was kicking into another player and I got a goal
for our team. But everyone saw what I was trying
to do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
We try to kick it to another player on the
other team.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yeah, he said, kick it to me, and I kicked
a team on my foot sadly, drippled, dribbled through the
and the other dads a jonesy, how goods your kid?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
This number two. I'd be too scared to tackle someone
in case I hurt their feelings. I'd be like that,
I don't think I'm competitive enough. I'd ask the referee
if I could sit on the bench. It'd be me.
I'd be distracted by the crowd doing the chance. This
would be the one for me. I'd be jealous of
the crowd having fun while I had to play right
for you lot, why can't I join you and have
a beer and eat a packet of chips?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
You have so much?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
I'd apologize every time I got the ball. I'd panic
if someone passed me the ball, I'd roll my eyes.
If there was extra time, everyone haven't we finished. I'd
forget my boots. This is a big one for me.
I'd need to pee, and this is one for you.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'd wave at the camera. Hey, I'm on TV.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
On TV, it's funny. A few people this morning. I
was just walking with my dog near where everyone had
been watching the game, and a few people had said,
you know, Australia is very competitive with England when it
comes to cricket, when it comes to football, all those
sorts of things. But kind of this morning a lot
of them were saying, I wanted this for them, We wanted.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That for them. So now it's it's Spain.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And Argentina, Spain and Argentine.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
You know, I like Spain, I like too, and I
love McGill my I like their.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Their work ethic. It suits me, working nine till eleven,
wait to leave.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I'm never I'm always confused. And they like a good sleep,
don't they.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Just have you heard of Senator Chuck Schumer. Yes, he's
an American Democratic politician. He's a Senate Minority leader. He's
been representing New York since nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Had a great voice.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
He's a very famous American politician. I work this morning
to see some headlines about him. I'll read you the headlines.
The New York Post said, Chuck Schumer appears to let
loose huge fart on Senate floor. TMZ has said Senator
Chuck Schumer rips fart while ripping Trump. The Times of
(14:36):
India clean up an old two Shimer mocked for Fardi writing, Yeah,
so as this is uni lad awkward moment, Chuck Schumer
is a rip huge fart during.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
Important Senate floor speech.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
So obviously I dug out the audience.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Well, Trump's been copying it a fair bit lately.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
And I don't know what to believe because there's a
lot of footage of people recalling behind him, and I
don't know stuff over laid or not. But this you can,
we'll play it for you now. But he's seventy five
years old, and he also himself seems to briefly fight
back a grin at the moment. It happens a grin
of self awareness.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
But you know, when you're at that age, you're like
a one man umpapat.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Remember too, So there's a microphone in front of him,
So this is the sound that was behind him. So
it's loud enough. The microphone that was in front of
him caught it.
Speaker 16 (15:25):
Have a listen, and we need a complete investigation that's
independent now on Iran and the NDAA when all the
Trump administration.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
You can hear him start to giggle. Can we hear.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Can we hear a close up as it did?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
You want to close up? Close up? Okay, because I can.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Do a lot see the whole thing again, and then
we have a close up.
Speaker 16 (15:47):
And we need a complete investigation that's independent now on
Iran and the NDAA when all the Trump administration.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
Now, this is like the closer closer if we freeze
it right there and we just isolate.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
There.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
So anyway, I just thought you'd I'd like to keep
you up to date, as it were, with some current events.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
JFK blown away.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
I have.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast now by
a miracle of recording. And Amanda Amanda are two great names.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them. But
how much relign your own business and shut your pie?
Speaker 16 (16:33):
I wish you were with you, Joe.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Are you feeling better? That's what all our readers want
to know. That's the big thing at the moment. I've
got the little kids outside the building holding a homage.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
To you, holding up a giant strips. They've got a
strip like now that Bonnie Tyler is no longer with us,
I could take her stash.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's an insensitive thing to say. Oh, you know, it's history.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
The family would be through journey passed away this week.
Speaker 6 (16:59):
That's a lot, a lot of happening, I tell you
what's speaking of passing away? Sam Neil, who we lost
this week and we're saddened about. Have you seen the
train wreck of a eulogy that Alec Balbin has done.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You know it came up on my socials but his
eyebags were so big I couldn't handle watching it.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Was that a train wreck. It's possibly the worst thing
I've ever seen. And we do terrible eulogy. If you
say backdoor brag, this is front door brag.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Okay, we'll have to talk about that, but coming up next.
Everyone is obsessed with the kids show Bluey. But the
penny has just dropped for someone and.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
For me.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
About the parents' jobs.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
We'll talk about it next.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Let's talk about blue And I wish that my kids
were of the age group where you've got a grandson.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Does he watch Bluey? No, he's just mainline and the
Wiggles is he already?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
And I just say this, I'm a big fan of
the New Wiggles, but Yellow Wiggle.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh what's her name? Asahi assai.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Don't that's the name of the b a Sahi.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Well, as a matter of fact, Shingtao a sai. She
is amazing. I've seen she is incredible.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Just too much neck, man, just back off the neck,
just with the.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Wiggling, the wiggling. She's a wiggle of course, of course,
but it's just too much. Well, if I was a
director to say, hey, I love what you're doing, well,
you're not the market. You are not the market. Yeah,
I'm just you know.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Bluey, I think, is one of those shows that grown
men and women also absolutely love it. I'm not in
the drop zone of having seen enough of it, and
I know that there's a particular cricket episode that makes
grown men cry.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It's both.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's a beautiful, beautiful show. But I was just reading
something very interesting, a light bulb moment for many people.
So let's talk about Bluey's parents, Bandit and Chili. It's
the dad, Chili's the mom for those who don't know,
and Chili. The mom works in airport security. She's an
airport security officer.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Well she's a dog, so she'd always be on the lookout.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And the dad, Bandit is an archaeologist. Here he is
being an archaeologist.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Making fresh from the field to discuss his latest archaeological discovery.
Good evening.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Behold the only known fossil of the first dog to
walk upright, the ancestor of us all.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
So I had to stop you there, because everyonet you
to get to the end before I did. Blind Freddie
could see.
Speaker 17 (19:31):
No, this is the thing.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
This is a light bulb moment never occurred. This was
written well, this was on socials and people going that duh,
they're saying, I just realized Louis Mum airport security. Dad's
an archaeologist. Louis Mum's job is sniffing. Dad's job is
digging up bones. Of course they're dogs.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah, I got that, and I even watched it. Oh,
you can just piss off.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Stick to your neck, wiggles.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Can't I have anything as a racial profile than people
or dog. The dogs come through in Bluey's world as
a people.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't know, Brandon, you watch it yourself and apparently
you're so insightful you come to your own conclusions without
having ever seen it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Must be a borderline genius.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Collie Jones and Amanda can't shut up on the Jonesy
and Amanda podcast download the free iHeart out.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Gold across Australia and is driving, Amanda driving, Driving, Amanda Man,
Amanda driving. You have I just I.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You know, if you start telling a story, I might
just say I've heard this. We've worked together for twenty years.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
I've heard the time you human sculled me once you
human sculled me. Okay, I had that joke about being
in the wilderness finding a skull, heard it and you go,
human skull.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Well, I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
You've never told me the story if it was.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
One of my stand up bus How it works out
that I'm in the wilderness, I find a skull, Like
all the cops, they tell me to wait where I am.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They'll send a crack squad to come and check it out.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
While I'm there, I ponder my own mortality. I'm looking
at the scale.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Who were they?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Where they come from? Why did they have antlers? And
people would laugh at that, But how was I to know?
That was the jiant I found a skull once, and
you go tiuman.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Skulls the normal questions. It was like you're on a game.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Shut the normal question to want.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I'm just saying if you say a dog works in customs,
then I would say, liably, that's going to sniff stuff out,
because that's what they do.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Let me move on.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
We spoke yesterday. I wish she would about cats being
a holes.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, well why don't you join it? So
we spoke about because cats. I'm not a cat.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I'm nothing against cats, but I don't have a cat.
You've got two cats.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Cats can be We're passed on now.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Cats can be tricky, and I know that, but we're
asking people to dob in their a hole cats. This
is a call we took yesterday from Chris. Tell us
how your cat's a bit of an a hole.
Speaker 9 (21:51):
It's not actually my cat, it's a friend of mine.
You got to about six months of age and she
was suddenly not eating. Took it to the bed and
discovered that she had eaten a dungeon and dragons figurine
and was now stuck in her gut.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
They're pointing in sharp Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Well it cost him thirty thousand dollars. No, he had
to eat into the money he'd saved up for his wedding.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
And he's into dungeons and dragons. He's getting married.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No need for that.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I was watching the news the other night. It's not
just hats that eat random things happen, isn't it this well?
Speaker 15 (22:26):
A black labrador has had to be carried off Scotland's
highest mountain after becoming sick from eating discarded cannabis left
on the trail. Tokyo, a twenty five kilo lab was
halfway up the mountain when she lost the use of
her back legs and started drifting in and out of consciousness.
Her owner, a dog trainer from Surrey, realized there was
(22:48):
no way to get her down without help, saying I
genuinely thought I was going to lose her, but a
mountain rescue team had just the skills required, stretching Tokyo
down a one thousand, three hundred and forty five meter
peak to a local vet. She's now been given the
all clear, with her owner writing please be aware that
(23:08):
discarded drugs and other toxic substances can sometimes be found,
even in the most beautiful outdoor places. It was something
I never imagined we would encounter.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Tokyo was rewarded with a tim and a labrador.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
So imagine a labrador with the munchies. Pink Floyd Dark
side of the moon.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
So yesterday it was a cat's turn. I don't think
we should play favorites today.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Dobing a dog, ah, dobing a dog, robing a dog,
my dirty dog.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Or just dobing a dog.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
My cat's an a hole. Today the dogs are saying,
hold my beer, I've got a story, the.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Trial drum, give him some cannabis gem Nation.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yesterday, my cat the a hole. Today it's the dog's day.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Well, we thought it was only fair that we let
dogs have a go. Dog will eat anything, as this
story attests.
Speaker 15 (24:02):
Well, a black labrador has had to be carried off
Scotland's highest mountain after becoming sick from eating discarded cannabis
left on the trail.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Who has discarded cannabis?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Is that's your only question from that whole story?
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Where is this discarded?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
So the tribal drum is beating four, Well, yeah, Dobin,
a dog chomp on anything.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
That's a man.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
By the way, Robin, what'd your dog eat?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (24:31):
Well, I cooked a whole roast beef for families, would
have set about six people. I thought I let it
rest on the bench, went had a quick shower, came
out of the bathroom and my dog was standing there
looking guilty and did this massive birth And I went
out to the kitchen and there was no roast beef.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Had eating the whole thing. Are we guessing it's a labrador?
Speaker 14 (24:58):
He was actually lab crossed heeler.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
So yeah, wow that so you've got the why would
they cross those two breads together?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
They'd be fantastic, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Eat everything and run around like a nut. That's brilliant,
Thank you, Robert. Lilah has joined us, Lilah, what did
your dog eat?
Speaker 12 (25:21):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (25:21):
Well, my poor little miniature poodle astro he one of
my birthdays, he gone into the balloons and it was
one of those long sort of party balloons. You're going
a couple of days later, what's blue thing sticking out
of his bumps? My dad's, poor dad had he started
(25:43):
pulling and it has never stopped.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Like a magic trick.
Speaker 17 (25:47):
It was still, it was all intact.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
It was.
Speaker 17 (25:50):
It was like a magic trick, just never ended.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
I'd love to see the book on the dog stage. Yeah,
that would have been the.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Best feeling in the world.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
A balloon. Yeah, you answer the question. Sarah has joined us, Sarah,
would you dog eat.
Speaker 13 (26:13):
So I'll just first start with I woke in the
veterinary industry, so I've I've seen a lot, but the
one that comes to mind was the pug that ate
the lego set and the majority of the lego made
its way out and they just happened.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
To be all red bricks.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
What do you mean?
Speaker 13 (26:39):
So he was very collective with his choice of lego pieces, right.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
So they were red and red coming out. He didn't
it wasn't blood. He's just eating that. He's only ate
the red, just ate the red ones.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Wow, rock star dogs? Are they color blind dogs?
Speaker 18 (26:59):
They are to red?
Speaker 13 (27:01):
Okay, they read and I believe green color blind. So
it was extra impressive.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yes, well, if it managed to assemble something, a millennium
falcon came.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Better take more of your calls. We're talking about yesterday
about how cats can be a holes. They're picketty creatures.
Given people who love them will say.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
That cats run the world, we're just.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Living in it.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
But then, oh, Brandon, you should put that on a
sign in your kitchen.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I'm going to put it on a cap cat grab
in there.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
So we thought today we might talk about dogs because
I saw this story on the news.
Speaker 15 (27:45):
Well, a black labrador has had to be carried off
Scotland's highest mountain after becoming sick from eating discarded cannabis
left on the trail.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
And it's a labrador. Those things eat anything, they will
did anything. But lots of dogs were stoned labrador. So
yesterday it was cats.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Today we thought we'd do.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Dogs tribal drums being.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, okay for the owner dobing your dog.
Speaker 19 (28:13):
I've got a chocolate labrador called Lord. He eats pretty
much anything. Fox is a favorite. But most embarrassing moment came.
He was playing with some other dogs at a park
and he had something hanging out of his bottom. So
we went to investigate and it was glove, fingers of
a glove flapping around. It was stuck, so we had
to gently remove it and we took a minute, but
(28:35):
I realized it was from when I chopped up chicken
the night before. I'd put some scraps in it and
he'd stolen it without me knowing. And then it came
out the next a.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Very unusual way to shake hands.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yes, good old glove. What an image, Lord.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Good old glove, Good old glove.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Peter has joined us.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
Peter, Oh yeah, Hi, Yeah, I'd walk to the station.
My dog would follow me, and when I get to
the station, I'd say, see you, Jesse, you go home.
And then I go down to the station way for
the train. And one day I looked up and there
was a train coming down and there was my dog
running across in front of the train. It didn't get here,
but it had a whole rolled roast in its mouth.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
What where'd it got that from?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
By the supermarket?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
The supermarket?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, someone missed their rail race, I think in their delivery.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
How random? And so what do you do? Do you
do you claim own ship of the dog.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Or do you just that no, that's not my dog,
not my dog.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Really sounds like an episode of Harry McClary than you, Peter,
Lisa is joining, Hello, Lisa, tell us about what your
dog ate?
Speaker 20 (29:51):
Hi. So my son and his partner thought it would
be a great idea by puppy staffy. And we're in
the local shopping center and it started jagging and vomited
up what looked like a mini sausage roll. In fact,
it was a tampon. She had eaten fourteen tampon. Oh,
the rappers and the rappers and the rappers. She'd eaten
(30:13):
them out of the box and ripped them open and
eaten them and they all expanded in.
Speaker 18 (30:17):
Oh wow, wow, how much five and a half thus, Oh.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
You know that's kind of cheap. Five and a half hours.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Wow, this these stories are incredible. Hello, we'll wrap it
up with you, Danny. Tell us about your dollo Danny.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
Hello, Oh my goodness. On sign virus. However, I had
a stuffy Unfortunately he's not with us anymore, and he
actually ate my vibrator.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
The whole thing, the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Wow, was it a big, long one on a small one?
Speaker 11 (30:54):
It was a good one. It was yeah, yeah, never again.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Did you have to report this? Did you take the
dog to the vet?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
He released it on his own accord, Yeah, apart from
the multiple Nike runners, but yeah, wow.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
He passed it out of the botpot.
Speaker 11 (31:21):
Yep, that and a couple through the mouth to but yep. No,
it didn't need the whole thing as much. But the
whole thing was destroyed, definitely unusable.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Yes, but you know you can go to sexy Land
and get another one.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Well I could if I have the money, But I mean,
dogs lost you money in all kinds of ways.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I loved you're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, so in a request for them to do it again.
Should lay off the moonshine always knocking a man.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
It's week knocking.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Thursday, or Friday Junior as we like to say in
the trade.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
But tomorrow the Friday Fields Sessions, or f F s
as we like to call it. We went to a
great expense jim I Wright, what was it again? Four
thousand dollars for this montage.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
No receipt that we can see. I really like it.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's like one of those competitions you have to try
and guess what the songs are.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Of course, well that's something we could do.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
But Friday Field Sessions more or less someone comes in
guitar in hand, microphoned and a course, some sort of talent,
and we get great things.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Haven't we had some great things? James Rain a few
weeks back.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Of a reggae byes, we were weeping like babies of
Richard Clapton.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
So whoe else?
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I liked how Amber Lawrence country starts and Lawrence changed us.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Should be all night long? Yeah, should be up.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Long?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Isn't that sweet? And last week Jersey Boys danced as well.
Who will it be tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
We got a ripper tomorrow?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Do you want me to tell you?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
All right?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Tell us all right?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm like Lloyd's joining us tomorrowsing.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Someone would try and get that's happening tomorrow. In the meantime,
Double a Chattery drops today.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yes, it's about being left handed, which I am. I'll
tell you someone.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
You're to be lefty.
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which is great. The Jay Dog gets to eat tonight
and Double a.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Chattery let me know when you come back to your
senses or.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Dak drops today. This is the podcast that you do.
I'm not calling it a side hustle because it's more
than that. You do this podcast with your good friend
forensic psychologist Anita McGregor, and it's a great listen.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well today we would The episode that drops today came
about because she observed me trying to cut bread and
it was alarming to her because I'm left handed. Yeah,
and you say the same thing you think when you
watch me cut things, I look like the chef from
the Muppets.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
You do, it's like someone else has control of your hands.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, but any left handed person knows they're in control
of what they're doing, just looks odd to other people's
watch us to do it. So the whole episode was
about being left handed, and she asked me what it
felt like being left handed. One of the hard things
I remember was I'd been at a boozy lunch with you,
a boozy work lunch, and I came home and Jack
was a preschooler and he asked me to show him
(35:16):
he's left handed, asked me to show him how to
tie his shoelaces. Yeah, teaching someone else to tie shoelaces
is hard enough. And he's stuck with Velcrow for another
twenty years.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
He's had a few green That's what I mean, really hard.
That should be a sobriety test. Actually you'd fail if
you were sober.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
But looking historically like it's interesting. It's consistent across all
cultures is that ninety percent of us are right handed,
ten percent of us are left handed. And even though
being left handed is far more culturally acceptable now than
it used to be. Yeah, those stats haven't changed.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Well, Ringo Star, all those years ago, he was of
the era that they used to get a hit on
that hand. That's right for being a left handed person.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
My mother in law to the day she died, when
she'd write, she'd have a hand covering her other hand
because it was a natural reflex, so.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
She'd get whacked.
Speaker 6 (36:09):
It was a great shape. And Ringo when you watch
him play the drums, he plays drums in this really
unique style because he's a right handed drummer, but he
plays with this left handed style which made him, which
made him who he is.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
But that's because he went on to be famous. My
grandfather he did well. My grandfather was a dentist. When
he was training to be a dentist, had to have
his hand tied to the side of the chair to
train him to use his other hand while he.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
Was doing dental work.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, because the dentist gentle equipment wasn't left handed.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
So what the poor patient's got their god open?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Now this is in his train.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Do you mind holding my hand? I can't use it.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Anita said something interesting because she researched why it was
that we have one hand dominance, and apparently becoming one
hand dominant came about.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
When we walked up right.
Speaker 21 (37:01):
As we became bipedal, like humans became able to be
upright and walking on two legs. Is that it meant
that we could do more complex activities like using tools
and communicating through gestures, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Bring the kettle on.
Speaker 21 (37:15):
But yeah, absolutely, And so they said, because the right
hand is coordinated by our left brain, that it controls
some of the motor functions and movements on the right
side of the body. And so you know, putting that
all together, it's just that our right handedness came from
the need for motor controllers.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
We became more bipedal, the fine motor skills were required
by us being dominant with one hand, which is why
it's interesting. As a left handed person, I've always felt
I was clumsy, and maybe that's because I don't have
the fine motor skills. But it is seen as a
more creative industry and one of the creative part of
the brain to work from.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
And it's also in a sports.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Thinking field, you get an advantage. Have you seen my
left hook? So there are certain elements, the element of surprise.
If aliens came down and we're going to annihilate everyone
with the right hand, the left handed people would rule,
So we need that ten percent is that mutant gene
that allows some of us to be different, but ninety
(38:18):
percent will always be right handed. The thing I find
really hard is using scissors, and I wonder if at
a young age, this was why I was bad at craft,
because scissors were hard to navigate because the blade is
just on one of the eyes ors.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
But you can get left handed scissors.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
You can, And this is a big sadness for me
that you know. I often talk about the things I
wish I could have told my mum. And now I'm
older and I realize Mum bought me a pair of
left handed scissors when I was a teenager, and I thought,
what a horrendously boring gift, And yet I used them
all the time. My mom died over twenty years ago.
I still use these scissors. And what they say to
(38:54):
me now is she saw she saw me and knew
that I needed them, and it was a gift of love.
Loves are doing work, and I wish I could have
told her thank you're rather than just seeing as a
daggy present.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
It's a hard left life, it is.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
So tell me how it is for you if you're
a lefty.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
What's the hardest thing, big lefty? For me?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Well, it is struggling with the scissors. What's your big thing?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
You know?
Speaker 6 (39:16):
Not just about which flag do you put out the
front of your house, but actual left left, left left, give.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Us a call. Thirteen fifty five twenty two. I'd got
you know, it's hard being a lefty.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
And I'm not talking about your political persuasion, although it
would be hard deciding which cause you're going.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
To go with, you know, which sticky you put on.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
No, we're talking about Brendan being left handed. Ten percent
of the population at left handed. But we do live
in a right handed world.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
Yeah. My sister she's a left. Yeah, my sister's a
left yeah. Yeah, but they're doing well in life. Well,
we're all doing well in life.
Speaker 15 (39:47):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
And it's easier now being a left handed person than
it used to be. Well, you get whacked on the
hands and all kinds of things.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
It's a hard left life.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
It's a hard light.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
It's a hard left.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
If you know what I mean. I sound like I'm
a million years old.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
But when I first came to Sydney with my family,
we were allowed to use biros. We had to use
cartridge pens at school and this I had to blot
after every letter because I just smudged it the whole thing.
Mom went up to the school and said, can you
please let her use a boy?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
You give her pen license?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, I couldn't get I had to. We had to
use the nib and I got a left handed nib.
Made no difference. The kids these days, they have no idea.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Narrowly has joined us? Hello narrowly? Hello?
Speaker 11 (40:31):
How are you very well?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
What have you found?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Hard? Narrowly?
Speaker 5 (40:34):
I found when I was in primary school they wouldn't
let me use my left hand, so they used to
tie it behind onto the back of my chair and
make me try and right handed, so if I wormed
my hand out, they would then whack my knuckles.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
It's terrible.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Did it make you a right handed person?
Speaker 5 (40:59):
No? No, no, no, no, good on you I am. And
now when I write, I have to angle the paper
on a completely different angle. I can't write like a
normal person with the paper straight. I have to have
it turned very.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
I'm the same, and when someone hands something over for
me to sign a form or whatever, I've just turned
the whole thing around narrowly.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
When Amanda's signing her eight by fours for fans, I
notice that usually sometimes like you actually invertently put a
morrow brow in yourself.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I've noticed when you go to sign them, people tie
your hands behind your back.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
What do I actually sign stuff for?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
People?
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Isy? How are you?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
How old are you?
Speaker 18 (41:41):
Is here?
Speaker 4 (41:43):
And are you left handed? And what bits? Do you
find hard?
Speaker 11 (41:48):
Writing on the white book?
Speaker 19 (41:49):
Because it smug my heart?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Oh, that's the thing. It's a telltale sign you're left
handed because you've got pen or whatever it is smeared
all the way down your hand.
Speaker 6 (42:02):
Yes, what can you write on the other? Is there
another way of writing on the whiteboard for easy? Surely
we have some sort of this is an invention.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
We could come up with a left handed writing solution or.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
A left handed what about a left handed whiteboard? How
does that work? Well?
Speaker 6 (42:18):
I'm not too sure. I just come up with the concept.
Is he can you come up with something and then hooks.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
In on it?
Speaker 21 (42:25):
What is he?
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (42:30):
Michelle has joined us. I think he was a girl.
Speaker 11 (42:34):
Hi, how are you very well?
Speaker 4 (42:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Tell us about being a lefty.
Speaker 12 (42:38):
Ah, I think we're all. It's the pain for all
of us. Yeah, I grew up where Yeah, my dad
tried to make me change. Of course it never stuck.
But probably one of the worst things I've had to
deal with is that I can't pay any thought that
requires a bat or anything like that. I can't play tennis,
(43:00):
golf or anything like that because I can't figure out
which hand he is.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
You know, it's interesting you say that because sometimes I'm
right handed, sometimes I'm left handed, because I've been asked
to try different ways because left handed golf clubs are
very expensive.
Speaker 6 (43:11):
If you were to ride a skateboard or a surfboard,
are you a goofy or a natural?
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Michelle?
Speaker 12 (43:16):
Tell me what, I can't do that either, But anyway,
what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well, goofy is left handed?
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, but skateboard, how do you tell?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Well? You put your oh I put my lord foot
down to speed up. Okay, so what you mean?
Speaker 6 (43:30):
We're not gonna watch you shred at the ball and
soon thank you, Michelle, and Mariam is going to wrap
this up.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Hi, marry him.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Tell us about being a lefty.
Speaker 18 (43:39):
Well, I'm a rightie, but I'm surrounded by lefties. My grandfather,
my mother, and my sister were all left My best
friends through high school all turned out to be left
And my husband is left handed, and two of our
four sons are left handed. Really so and the worst
thing I've seen is my husband trying to operate a
(44:00):
HDGE trimmer that looked dangerous.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
That's true, very righty, surrounded by left It's like Carl Stephanovi.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Makes me so angry.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
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Speaker 18 (44:24):
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a problem.
Speaker 6 (44:52):
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Speaker 4 (45:00):
I think he is a girl?
Speaker 11 (45:05):
Is he?
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Wonderful?
Speaker 9 (45:06):
Dane?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
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Speaker 9 (45:13):
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Speaker 3 (45:14):
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Speaker 4 (45:17):
How many inches in a foot?
Speaker 19 (45:21):
Uh pass?
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Question two?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Rose and blush are shades of what color?
Speaker 9 (45:28):
Red?
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Question three?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Bonjour no is hello in which language? Question four? Which
animal is involved in a game of polo?
Speaker 4 (45:40):
A horse?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Question five? Broom is a town in which Australian state
a Question six? Who sang the song diamonds are a
Girl's best friend?
Speaker 19 (45:53):
Pas?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Question seven? What force keeps objects on the ground gravity?
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Question eight. The slang word riz is short for what?
Speaker 7 (46:04):
Uh p?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Question nine? Victoria is famous for making.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
What Victoria VIATORYA Victoria?
Speaker 9 (46:14):
Oh pie?
Speaker 18 (46:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Would you say pies?
Speaker 9 (46:21):
Now?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
They make coffee?
Speaker 9 (46:22):
Victoria makes co okay, very good.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You've got a few.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Look how many inches in a foot? It's twelve?
Speaker 19 (46:30):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (46:30):
Okay, Well I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
That one's right, And I don't know if you'll know
this one who's saying the song diamonds or girls best
friends friend. It was Marilyn Monroe. You know what, I
probably would have said Britney spears or something.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Fair enough too.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
And the slang word riars is short for charisma.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
You'd hear that d people say Dan's.
Speaker 7 (46:48):
Oh good.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
I've never heard of but hopefully I do.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
I would imagine a lot of people are saying he's
got the risk.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Maybe after today, after.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
No twelve inches, but got.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
A love.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Thank you for playing.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
Thank you if you would like to be a part
of Instagram. Jonesydemanded dot com dot au. We'll have another
crack tomorrow on gold. The passing of Sam Neil has
left the country in great morning. As you said before,
in the world of Andrew Tates, we need more Sam Neil. Absolutely,
I knew him professionally, have interviewed him many many times.
Always a consument professional, always very generous.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
I've just been rewatching The twelve. Well, I actually I
have a confession to make.
Speaker 6 (47:30):
I wanted to watch The twelve and I always put
it on a back burner and then Sam's passed away
and I think arguably it's one of his best things.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
I've it.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
It's so good, and it's on SBS.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
It's a series, it's foxt it's a Fox.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Still one that I think I might have seen it there,
but anyway, series is an Australian series or a couple
of them, a couple of these series and it's about
a jury.
Speaker 4 (47:52):
Yeah, and it's it's really worth watching.
Speaker 6 (47:55):
But Sam Neil you look at his body of work,
not just Jurassic Park, but so many, so many movies,
evil angels, all those things, and Hunt for Red October
where he played a Russian defector in the submarine alert you.
If you haven't seen.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
Hunt for Red octop I have a remember the Sean
Connery as a Scottish Russian sea captain.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
This isn't the one that had the guy with the
ponytail and the kaftan Steven Siegal. No, you know what
one was he in a submarine?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
That was?
Speaker 3 (48:31):
That was something else?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
What are you doing? It was? What was it called?
I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (48:36):
It's it's not that it's called it doesn't You're worse
than Alec Borbka.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
What do you mean? What's Alec. I don't know if
you've seen this.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
He starred with Sam Neil in The Hunt for Red
and he's decided to take it upon himself to do
a online eulogy to the late great Sam Neil.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
And it starts, well, I just wanted.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
To command here quickly and say.
Speaker 10 (49:01):
How stricken I was to learn of the death of
Sam Neil when I did to Hunt for Red October.
We shot in eighty nine. It came out of nineteen ninety,
a long time ago, and that was probably my first
big movie in terms of having a decent sized role
because I'd done Working Girl and Beetlejuice and things like
that where I have a.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Small on a wrong Okay, so I a bit of contakes,
I get to Sam and.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
I do Hunt for Red October.
Speaker 10 (49:26):
And yes, John is a great director and I'm one
of the most exciting parts of what was for me
was to meet Tom Clancy. But the cast, I mean,
I'll never I've had great casts. I've worked with great people,
you know, Tony and Merrill and so many other people
that I were really really mine and Sam surely the
(49:50):
I mean my god, Hunt for Red October. I had
to write this down. I had to go to the
Internet and write, I mean, obviously Sean, Larry Ferguson, Scott Glenn,
Tim Curry, James.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
Jones, this is eulogy for Sam, Peter.
Speaker 10 (50:06):
Firth, Richard Jordan, jossh Auckland, Court Evans, Danny Davis, Fred Thompson,
Jeffrey Jones, Ron Gutman, stealing Sars. And that's just you know,
the more recognizable names. There's a lot of other people
in there who I enjoyed working.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
My god, My god, what Sam, Sam, Sam.
Speaker 10 (50:28):
You're with this great actor people like like like Ron
Gutman is a perfect example of you. But I can't
even stop thinking to this day, like he's smoking a cigarette.
He's going to do the work for them, the Russians,
and he's like, ka, anyway, anyway, Sam, I mean I
(50:50):
remember that. I remember. That's one of the few movies
I've ever done where I remember the whole movie. That's
what a fan I am of that that work.
Speaker 7 (50:56):
Not me.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
I'm not a fan of my work.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Anyway, Sam, what an experience it was?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Can't get rid of Somebody was calling me what an
experience it was?
Speaker 4 (51:07):
It's Sam from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Every time you turned around to a scene.
Speaker 10 (51:11):
Sam Oh, my god, my god, Sam Neil My love
to his family.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I love to his family. Wow.
Speaker 6 (51:25):
Heartfelt so out of that three minutes, what there was
twenty seconds dedicated to Sami.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
You know that came up on my soldiers. But his
eyebags were self putting.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
I couldn't watch it, couldn't watch it. If this is
something you do at my funeral, I called you, Jeffrey,
had you throw a parpecute chicken. Take that into the
FDA too. That's enough and on that.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
We will see you tomorrow. There's anything that you'd like
to hear from the show that you've missed today, please
go to jones adimanta dot com.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
Today you're exciting times Tomorrow Friday Field session. Lord'll be
joining here, you will be joining us. We'll catch you then.
Good day to you.
Speaker 4 (52:04):
Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
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