February 13, 2026 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
To Jonesy and Amanda show, georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is
delivering discipline.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do it.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Amanda, mad Amanda.
Speaker 6 (00:21):
See Jonesy and the de Rile.
Speaker 7 (00:23):
Jonesy heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Stay in school and learned school.
Speaker 8 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, jones and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Shots where Hello Amanda?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm great?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
This Friday, Friday the thirteenth, Yeah, oo giddy boo.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Gurdy, and then Valentine's Day the next day.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
But this happens all the time. Friday the third are
not wouldn't happen all the time?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
No, actually, it would explain the nature of a moving calendar.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sorry, it wouldn't happen Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
The thirteenth, tomorrow is Valentine's Day? Which do you choose
to celebrate? Don't confuse them. Don't go around your paramore's
house with a dead pat for example, unless she's into that.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Who told you about my paramore? I love VD Day.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
As I don't like a tortology. It's VD or V day.
There's no VD day on my.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Watch spends you ask that's the Meredith first Side cast.
Ask them about that. We have an action packed show.
Instagram makes its return a little bit later on as well.
Our chemist warehouse man of the match.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yes, Jenna, our social dipstick will be awarding five hundred
dollars to our favorite what do you call it, favorite.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Contributor, someone that's contributed in some way.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Favorite contributor doesn't sound very sexy, but you know you
get the.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Gisspecially on VD day and we can't do anything until
we do the fast five.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Would you like to play?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Give us a call?
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Call us thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold, jam
Nation Gold.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation Food.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Start fasting fast the street of La Jonesy and demanders
fast five.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I feel the need the need for speed.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Five questions. Can you go all the way and answer
all five questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You answer question five correctly? How many times must I
correct you? Brenda? If you answer question five correctly, you
get a five hundred dollars out you to fun Lab
experiences including Hijink's Hotel I like hijinks.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Stacy's in klanga.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Hello, Stacy, Hi, you can go along to Hyjink's Hotel Valentin,
Valentine state it's on SAT. Do you know that bermans
la la and you get up some hyjiink Stacey and
you can speak French?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Ooh la la. You don't have a mayor of a night?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Why do you have to swear in French? I know
you know it's classy.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
That's why that's not nice. I apologize to the French. Okay, Stacy,
how are you ready to go?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, it's Stacy. He comes. Question number one, what color
is the lid on a jar of vegemite?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yellow?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It is yellow.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Let's play monster. Let's kick off this much.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
From what we've done here, Stacy is we've mashed two
songs together. Can you tell us what they are? Have
a listen pre buss along? Wow, your husband gen Ba,
don't do shut to say it inside.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
We both know what's been going on prem all the
game and we're gonna play it.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
I just want to tell you how.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Wow, you'll know the two songs when you hear them
mashed up. It's confusing. What are they?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
D J?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Just go funny.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hijenks for Stacey. Oscar's in Subiaco.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Hi Oscar?
Speaker 10 (03:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
How are you very well?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Thank you? Do you want to hear these two songs again? Ah? Yes,
here we go, pream.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Bust along your husband, ba, don't do shut just say it.
People know what's been going on. Were all the game
and we're gonna what do you recogniscar?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
I think the tune is wakes me up by a
beache and the lyrics are gonna give you off.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You got them both right.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The two songs were right there, which brings you to
question three. According to folklore, finding what on your wedding
dress is a sign of good luck? Is it a ladybird?
Be a spider or sea bird droppings?
Speaker 10 (04:39):
A late bird?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, it's not. You think it would be.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You think it would be because that's good luck.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, but it's not. It's one of those it's one
of those trick questions.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Remember that thing. Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home, the houses
on fire and your children are gone. A sad message
to give a lady. I'm just minding my own business.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Do you know the answer to this?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Why don't you give us a call? Thirteen fifty five
twenty two. Play the Fast five on Gold.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Hear every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app Gold.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's Jonesy, Demanda's jam Nation Driving. You had the fastest
fashion the.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Street of La Jonesy and demanders Fast five.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
The Fast Five's going. Well, we're up to question number three.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
The question is going to Jacqueline in Stratsfield. Hi, Jaqueline, Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Hello, here we go. Question three.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
According to folklore, finding what on your wedding dress is
a sign of good luck? It is it be We've
ruled out ladybug. Is it be a spider or see
bird droppings? Be spider?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Spider?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, that's interesting. That's according to folklore. I don't know
it's good, like having a giant bird eating tarantula on
the back of your neck.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I thought it was excuse me, that's my wife, What
a beautiful furry veil. I thought it was bird dropping. Yeah,
but that's what you probably just say to a bride
to make her feel better.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Jim, I raight. Have you've got any extraneous information about this?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, really, it's just it's supposed to symbolize prosperity and
good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
If you find a spider on your wedding bi.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Jacqueline still with us, Yes, on the flag of Wales.
What mythical creature would you find, Jacqueline, dragon?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
A dragon? That's right, you sound very confident. That brings
you to question Jacqueline here at CARMS Question five. Which
artist is in the midst of his loop tour in
Australia right now?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh? Ananda and I are going?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Are you going tomorrow night?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I didn't get sick of plops? Brendan. Why don't you
give Jaqueline your What didn't you be?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Jacquelin's got stuff on Jacqueline, I wish you were coming.
But you know what, You've won the jam pack. You've
got a five hundred dollars vouch at the Fun Lab
experiences including Hijig's Hotel where fun Chicks, where fun checks
in and boredom checks out.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Search Hijig's Hotel.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You said, well there are fun chicks.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, there could be some fun chicks, Jacqueline. If that's
what you're into, it's okay, no judgment from Jonesy.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'll be the chick having fun.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Absolutely well done. You have a good weekend. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
I have fun at sharing.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I'll be thinking of your Jaqueline. We'll be sitting in
the game. There's a giant Jacqueline shaped hole in this venue.
Got on your Jacqueline, take it easy. Jam Nation Gold,
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation Digital.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Jen's coming out a bit later on.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
She's our social media dipstick and she's awarding the Chemist
Warehouse Man of the Match price.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, She's going to give five hundred dollars to her
favorite contributor of the week, someone who has contributed to
the show in some way. And it can't be you,
and it can't be me Brandon, No, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And Jemi rise to a little face. You are because Ryan,
you have to contribute.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Wow, yeah, google it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You have to contribute. You know what I've loved this
week is people helping me out with my father of
the Bride speech.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah, like this woman, I have no idea, do it
sold I have no idea, do it yourself. She's got
a point.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
There are other people that contributed.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Thank goodness, she got another's look only welcome them Jants family.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Something about the bride ever looked?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
When you are in an argument with my daughter where
you think you're right. You know you're always wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yes, you do have my permission to marry my daughter.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
I have no idea do it?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Sold? Who knows? That could be someone who wins five
hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Would you transcribe that for me?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
All of that's coming up a little bit later on.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
But in the meantime, I'm intrigued about this guy whose
ex wife is living rent free in his head.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And they say Rome Man's is dead. Stay tuned, it's
coming up next.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
On Gold Jam Jam Nation Gold. It's Jonesy Demanda's Jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Well, tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Our thoughts turned to romance and what about this unusual story. Well,
this man, he lives in the States. He visits the
grave of his wife every single morning. She's his ex wife.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
They divorced forty eight years ago. He hasn't spoken to
her since nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Right, and yet how long did she pass away? You
don't know that, or just I.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Don't know that. Well, she's dead, but every morning, that's
sweet jest. Well, let's hear what happens every morning. They've
captured him on hidden camera allegedly urinating on her grave
every single morning. So he has been seen desecrating a
(09:57):
woman's grave. Around six am. He's relieving himself there and
leaving bags of waste behind.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Bags of waste bags always. That's come on, dude, let
it go.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Let it go. She's living rent free in his head.
You know what I find even weirder about this. He
does that, but there's someone waiting for him in the car, oh,
his current wife, So he says. They pull up at
the cemetery by the morning at six am. He gets
out with a bag presumably a fickle matter yep, goes
(10:31):
over to the grave of his ex wife and does
a weee on it while his current wife sits in
the car and she's.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Happy for that.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Red flags anyone, No, it's unusual, it's different.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's why people go married vers well, and I.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Thought they were crazy mad relationships actually exist?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Would flowers kill you?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Drive you to drink? Are speaking of?
Speaker 7 (10:53):
The pub test is coming up and today sad news
the Aussie shout.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is it dead?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Is it dead? What do you think? Put it to?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The pub test that's coming up on gold. You're listening
to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. I won't now about
the miracle of recording Jones and Amanda. Don't be an Amanda.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Those are two great names. I'm not a scatter.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's the chemistry between them.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
But how much find your own business and shut your pile.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I wish you well with you, Joe?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Well, hello, there is Friday over thirteenth and Valentine's Day tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'm leaning more into Valentine's Day. I'm an optimist that way.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
You're an optimist, But are you a romantic?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What do you do for Valentine's I get my wife
a card that is the bare minimum of what a
man could do.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
And do you get flowers or anything like that?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Do you get flowers for her?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, no, no, I might Actually you know what I
might get up.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Sure, you make it sound like it's the most preposterous things.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But she always says, I'm not into Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Of course, she'll say that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All women say, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
How many easy to be married? You haven't figured that out?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Has Harley ever got you flowers?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He always gets me flowered?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Actually, the first week we ever went out. He put
me a bunch of flowers and he said, get you
to it. And for many years it was the last
bunch of what he said, I meant, get used to
that punch.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh are plastic? About a half life.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It was one year I got the same earrings I've
got the year before for my birthday. But they look familiar.
That that's a good feeling. Still, it's the count, as
we tell.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Ourselves coming up this hour, we go down to the
jonesy demand of arms, of the pub test, the great
Ossie shout, does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Some are saying it's dead.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's coming up on gold gam Nation Gold.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam nation driving you home when there's
biggest shoes to discuss.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's shoes.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
That's how you know we're serious.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
It's always good to get down to the jonesy demand
of arms, particularly when it's a Friday four.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The pub test top test does not past the pub test,
hub test tests utub.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Test, doesn't pass the stiff test and stop it. It's
not helpful. You wouldn't read about it. The great Australian shout,
does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Apparently not any more. I guess it's you know, when
you look at modern coffee orders, all your friends will
have a different order. They will too with drinks, and
some drinks are more expensive than others. Lots of people
aren't drinking as much as they use to, so they
don't want to participate in every shout. So they're finding
that by and large, the shout is disappearing fifty two percent,
so they've paid more than fifty dollars one in five,
(13:21):
that's nineteen percent of the survey. So they spend one
hundred dollars on a single round of drinks. It's kind
of afford to do that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I got to admit.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
When we go out drinking with the group here and
we go to the local watering hole and I say,
who wants a drink, I'll get you a drink, And
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I just start to sweat because I know, so can
I get a Yeah, I will have a cocktail.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I want a fluffy dark I want a Freddy fudpacker,
you know all those things.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
No one has ordered those things since thirty So I
go out.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There and say, give me five pints of two Eyes
New and that's what we have.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
But being part of a shout. Just isn't it given anymore?
Beer and cocktails come at different prices. People don't want
to get stuck paying for someone's more expensive order. As
I said, lots of people aren't drinking as much as
others in the ground.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
So let's have a look at the government and the
al coment, the government the alcohol X size. We are
paying so much for drinks right now a standard beer
a pint is usually about fourteen bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well, that's what this survey also said is that people
are now drinking lesson have curtailed not necessarily they're going
out of their social lives, but they've curtailed their consumption
because of the cost.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What do you think, Well, let's put it to you.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
The Great Australian shout. Does it still pass the pub test?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Thirteen fifty five to twenty two is our number? Your
calls are coming up on Gold, Jam Nation Gold. It's
Jonesy Demander's jam Nation for the drive home when there's
big issues to discuss, Straight to the Jonesy demand of
arms four.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
The pub test top test.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Does look past the pub test, hub Test, top Tests,
up Test, shub Test.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The pub test doesn't pass the stiff test and stop it.
It's not helpful to say it's not true. The great
asy shout is fading.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well when you say say it's not true, what's it
like when you go out?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I always love getting in a shout with people.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
What I've noticed, though, anecdotally, amongst my friendship group, the
shouts are getting smaller.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So you'll go along with blacks my age, and I said,
do you want a beer?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
And you go. Now I'm in a shout with Devo
and Jacko and John. Don't worry Kevo, he's in with.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Dino, right, okay, and yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
So it all breaks up into whereas it's in the
old days, you just you would be very magnanimous and
you'd say, hey, every wants a beer.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
And these days you'd have to remortgage the house to
do it.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
And now like a pint of some sort of fruity
craft beer is fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Well, what's happening is that people are having different kinds
of drinks, someone more expensive than others. Some people in
the group aren't drinking or aren't drinking as much. So
by and large, people are watching their wallets, watching their
purses and they're not taking part in the shout. What
do you think the great Ossie shout? Does it still
pass the pub test?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I think it does, but it depends on the group size.
So if there's maybe three or four of you, I
think yes, it passes.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
But if there's ten of you, maybe not so much
cost for lot it's not cheap.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
To buy a cocktail these days.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, I think it does. I like to shout my
mate to bere and when I'm a bit lower on cash,
they're turned us out, So it all comes around.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
I think it's more that they kind of thought to
do it anymore because the people that we hang out
with and sort of go to the pub with, you know,
they're close friends and families and stuff, so they'll, you know,
you shout around out and the next one will do
the same. Whereas not as big as it used to be,
maybe around or two, and that's about.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It to me, it will pass the pub this forever.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
You've got to go to the pub with my mates.
I don't think about money. I have got mates that
don't like to shout, but I don't mind. And the
more drinks we have, the more we shout, so it
definitely passed the love to me.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
One hundred and fifty percent. Yes, when it's your turn
to shout, you shout your.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Mate, and then it's their turn to shout everybody else,
so you're still giving it.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Agree, Yeah, we understand how a shout work.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What about when the shout fairies work on your side.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
You go along, someone buys your br then those people
all nick off, and then a new bunch of people
come along, and then all of a sudden you're in
another ship.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
How do you orchestrate that fing happens?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
It's it's like a unicorn. It's called the shout fairies.
And I'm not saying you're welching from your shout. It
just it's the way to the universe goes the Lord
shine down.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And it may go the other way. How do you
feel if it goes?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
There's been many times where okay, that's for some other time.
Thank you for all your calls. You know, E bikes
have been much maligned of.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Late, by you, not by me.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I love the things, really, and I have yet another
example of how great they are coming up on Gold.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Jam Nation Gold.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. You know, everyone's talking about
the e bikes scourge At the moment.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
You are, you seem quite obsessed to me, why there.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Is I'm going to be one of those people, those
middle aged people that comes out and says I like them.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think they're correct.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Why a people saying they're a scourge, because it's sort
of people with no ro Have.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You seen you're not seeing the news story.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Let me is this that these are the motorized ones.
He's not the line bikes or whatever you having different stuff.
These are ones that have the engines you have.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
They've got an electric engine.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And rules as to who can ride them. Do you
have to be of a certain age.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
They're supposed to be. There's supposed to be under five
hundred killer Whites or something like that. They're not supposed
to go quicker than twenty five kilometers per hour. They're
supposed to be pedal assists only not take off by themselves.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Is there an age limit?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, the kids aren't supposed to be riding.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
I mean it's supposed to be under sixteens out of
them and supposed to be riding. But for some reason
the police have turned a blind eye to them. But
I will say what I like about them and this
is purely selfish?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Was this unlike me? Is it has taken the focus
off the motorcyclist. And you know me, I've ridden.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Motorbikes and normally you're the rat bag.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Hey, I've ridden motorbikes since I was nineteen. I don't
drive a car.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I ride a motorbike every So I've seen every permeentation
of motorbikes in Australia.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
But do you think meaning that you're perceived as a
wrap bag? And now the e boxsre perceived.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Because Australians, by and large, we don't understand motorbikes.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
What is there to understand?
Speaker 7 (19:13):
There was always like, ah, you know bikes and temporary
Australians and they're dangerous and it's not it's not you,
it's the other drivers.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yes, all of that stuff.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
So Australia doesn't understand motorcycles until now. So now because
of the little kids on the e bikes. And I
only know this because the other day I thought it
was just in my head. But the other day a
mate of mine, who rides as much as I do,
he said, have you noticed that cars have been incredibly
courteous on the road when you're riding to work and
(19:42):
I went, yeah, I've noticed that everyone just gets out
of your way.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Now, so do we all need a common enemy? So
while we're all looking at the e bikes, you're in
the clear.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
We're in the clear.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
And do you think the kids on the e bikes
are saying, hey, you know, can we get some clown
on a unicycle so we can all hate that.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think there's lots to hate about. People get as
all botot coming up? You know what I'm hangering from
me some science information.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Luckily you've come to the right place. I've got my
science rap coming up next on.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Gold Gold It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation across Australia.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Having fun.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Science and people ask, what's Muncie? Mounsey is my pet
name for you? Had that come about Amanda a months
the munsel Unsie come on?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
It's so obvious, it's so obs I've got this story
today about something that's happening in the waters of Venice.
Venice is facing an extraordinary invasion of a bizarre, cannibalistic jellyfish.
It's threatening fish stocks, wrecking havoc on the city's fragile
lagoon ecosystem. What happens if you have some sort of
predator like this is tiny jellyfish, they go into the
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ballast of ships. I used to do some stories on
this would beyond two thousand dino flagelets if you don't
mind me showing on right, are scooped up in the
bottom of the ballast water and then just taken all
over the place, And that's how they spread.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But I had the same with cruise ships as well.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
All the diseases and germs that spread.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
No, the barnicles and I see, yes, yeah, there was
a time when the fair starry coming into a hub and.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
The VD clinics be rubbing their hands together. We've got
some business coming town holiday house. Well, this.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Jellyfish is interesting for another reason too, because of its
quote unsettling biology. This is a jellyfish whose anus only
appears temporarily. It's got it like a temporary as. It
appears during defecation and vanishes again. Oh, it's also known
(22:00):
to eat its own offspring. So interesting, isn't it. I
don't know if we're going to be seeing that in
finding Nemo. Imagine that Nemo and his temporary anus.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I can't find it.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Instead of finding Nemo, find Nemo's anus. I'm going to stop,
but only temporarily.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Yeah, I
still in a request for them to do it again.
And Ada.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Mentioned lay off the moonshine.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Always a man.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
It's so weak as.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
It's pray. We're loving it. I've got a hankering for
a big fact. Have you I got a hankering for
a big fact?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well I don't, so will we drop it? I say,
you're going through your giant almanac.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Oh well, today I've got something that involves you and
me and the business we're in. Real day is a
red letter day, my friend, and you'll appreciate this big fact. Also,
the week that was social media wise, our social media
dipstick Digital Jenna will be coming and she will be
announcing our.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Man of the mat Old Woman.
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It's me. Also, we have two thousand dollars to give
away with Instagram.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
We are a wash.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Indeed, Adrian of Thomastown did it yesterday. It could happen
for you today on gold Gem Nation. All right, gold
it's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. And on this day it's
time for Jonesy's Big fact.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Jonesy's big that makes for the listener's gap and they're like,
I didn't know that, damn light, you didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
So here is Jones's big fat Indeed, we're ready. What
have you got to be factual?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
This is factual and relatable. Today is World Radio Day?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Is it? The thirteenth of February was deemed this day
as it commemorated the anniversary of United Nations Radio in
nineteen forty six.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'm glad you asked as President.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
The draft resolution under a discussion submitted to the General
Assembly by the Delegations of the United Kingdom, the United
States of America, Franz Shana and the USSR reals with
important question, the.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Really important question. Am I call it ten?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Are you gonna play rock sett It's a big deal,
big deal.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Radio is a big part of my life, well and yours.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Let's thanks for pointing at me. Let's listen to another
first show it because not everyone might know that you
started in community radio. Let's go back to Brendan Jonesy
jones first day on air in community radio.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You'd see there.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
From the Joshua Tree album without or with with or
without you Sorry, a bit of a tongue twists, you know,
there's more a bit of reggae, the late Bob Marley
and the Whalers. He died a few years back, actually
with lung cancer from smaking excessive amounts of day.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
What a way to get What a way to go
lung cancer?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It was Melanima.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Look at your face. You're blushing retrospectively?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Are you dumb?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Finished?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Now?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Johnsy's bag that makes of the listener's desk and they're like, oh,
I didn't know that, Joan, Like you didn't know that?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
And that is JIP World Radio Day Today.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Tell you what are you hungry?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
I am?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm stocked.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I've got a story about Macas coming up.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I could do Mese Maccers.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You haven't come very far from community radio, have you. Anyway?
That's coming up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Instagram is coming up as well. On Gold you can see.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
A whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on our
social followers on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
On gold Jonesy and Amanda's jam nation for the drive home?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Am I a complete outlier by saying I'm not necessarily
a fan of the McNuggets?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Are you joking? McDonald's McNuggets?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Are they dry?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm the best McNuggets in the.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
World, well, probably the only.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And I'm old enough to remember when they first came.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Out and before then, you have I'm mcchickens.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
KFC had the nuggets before that, and I remember when
the McDonald's nuggets came out, and I got to admit
I wasn't a huge fan because the KFC nuggets were KFC.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
The McDonald's nuggets are a whole different. They're almost like
a fish cocktail. Do you remember the fish cocktail? Y? See?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I like a fish cocktail?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I love I think now like I'm a big bandit
for nuggets, KFC and McDonald's. But if I had a choice,
gun to my head, who's going to do that? That
could be a show to your head to do a
show gun to your head, And you're just got to
make a decision, all.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Right, And so you're a fan, how about this? This
has caused some controversy in the States. Now apparently, I
think we might be doing this for TikTok and Tuck
next week because I think this is really interesting. In Dubai,
what people have been doing is they've been buying the
nuggets at macas yep and then putting sour cream and
caviar on them instead of sour cream and caviar, and
(27:15):
little biscuits are on Vellini's like little pancakes. They're putting
them on chicken nuggets. And now in the States, the
McDonald's has released a limited edition caviar kit, the McNugget
Caviar Kit. So what happens here is you get a
tin of cavia crem fresh and a mother of pearl
(27:35):
caviar spoon. And customers are complaining because they're saying, make
this cheaper for us. In other ways, I mean, because this.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Is this is actually quite are struggling in Dubai.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
But this is in the US where they're doing that, right,
So people in Dubai are eating them, and maybe in
other parts of the world. But America has released it
as a promotional kit, and the thing show me that
this is.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
A sanction McDonald's thing.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
We don't pay for that. What you do, what you
get is you get the free caviar, You get the spoon,
the crem fresh, etcetera. But you get a thirty five
dollars gift card to buy the nuggets. So they give
you the caviar kicks, you buy the nuggets, okay. And
people are saying, here, I don't want caviar. I want
a one dollar large coke again. Yeah, we don't want
(28:21):
cavea cheap food again.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Cheap food, cheap food.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Someone here raged, It says, here, we asked for years
to get something more affordable, and the best thing y'all
think of is nuggets with caviar.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yeah, because he lives much, he's out of control. It's
like the cab driver special.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Was in a cab by nine and still to a
cave and he said I might pull in and get
a cab driver.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Special and you said, I'll just pay normally. Thanks.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
That's the soft serf with an apple pie. You get
the soft serf cone, you get the apple pie, and
you get your apple pie. You did it in the
soft serve cone and you've got ice cream and apple.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Pie, and is it cool down the apple pie.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Side of the road, just eating the cab driver special.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Well, what do you think of this caveat kit? Because
I know that I enjoy my red Rooster to Duccan
and my Hungry Jack's fog Wire. I'll just add it
to the list.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They put it on the put it on the tab,
put it on the tab. Instagram is here. I tell
you what. You could buy a lot of cab driver
specials with Instagram.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
If you'd like to play, give us called thirteen fifty
five twenty two on gold, jam Nation Gold, It's Jonesy,
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That's money extra cash Jonesy and Amanda's here.
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We are ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
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How handy would that be? But if you'd like to
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What about Adrian of Thomastown yesterday?
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Well, I rang with nothing, so I'm going to do
you want to go?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh, that's what you have?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Six seconds to answer this bonus question, what two word
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Speaker 1 (30:17):
But can it happen for Glenn of Ride today? Glenn?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
How are you well?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Look?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I was it anxious?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Why?
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Well?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I haven't been on the radio since I was seventeen
at TBH Broken Hill of the Top forty, but.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
For a while, Glenn, were you requesting a song? On
that occasion, I was requesting a.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Song and I used to put a voice on. I
can't remember what that was. But more importantly, I think
I'm also anxious because the pair of you have taken
us through a little emotional rollercoaster, and we didn't realize
we'd go through that. And so I'm listening to Draft
Time radio now.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I never did.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I just wanted to say that because it really my
wife and I never thought that we would.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Like radio.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Killed you guys, and to you guys, move Glen. You
know we're really affected. Every morning we look at each
other and okay, oh.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Glenn, well, I'm glad you're listening to us now, and
thank you for sharing with us. Thank you, and let's
see we can get you some more. But you know
how it goes. We've got ten questions. If you're not sure,
say passed, we might have time to come back.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I'm not probably.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's so bad of it.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
That doesn't matter, Glenn.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
It doesn't matter promises to people.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Question number one? What do you put in a toaster?
Question two? When mixed together red and white makes.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What color.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Pink?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Question three?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Who played Moira in Shit's Creek?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I know she annoys me. She y good, but I
can't remember it.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
RM.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
It just matters, not just question or finished this?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Ossie kids are week bits Kids? Question five? Who was
elected US President in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Obama?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Question six? In which fictional bay is home and away?
Set past? Question seven? How many people make up a
standard jury in Australia.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Twenty twelve, twelve twelve twelve. I've always tried to avoid.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
And you said she was annoying, but she passed away
just recently to a lot of sadness with Catherine O'Hara.
Was Moyer and Shit's Creek?
Speaker 6 (32:38):
Oh she was cheap, Yeah, look the family loved it.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
And a summer bay home and aways part from that
could make it d Yeah, yeah, you ran out of No,
you've got one wrong. Remember you got the jury one wrong?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Is your wake out?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Thank you mate, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Glen was up for a chat coming up the week
that thanks to our social media dipstick, Digital.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Jenna on Gold Jamous Gold, It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
You know, we cover a lot of socials and keeping
us abreast is Digital Jenna, our social media dipstick.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Jenna, and she loves cats snapchat. She's a social media girl.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
We like to call her social media d stick.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
What's Poppin'?
Speaker 12 (33:27):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Hello, I didn't say what's I didn't say what's popping?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Hun?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I said that last week and got in trouble.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Just give it up?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Give it Yeah, that is that a new saying with
the kids. Just give it up if you want it
to be. I don't care, give up the information right on.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I was done to you last week. The five million
people contributed to our conversation our tin hat Tuesday conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 12 (33:50):
So it's been our biggest week of the year on
the joints in Menta socials because of that video. So
at this point, We've received close to a million views.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
So people are still having a look and contributing.
Speaker 12 (34:03):
Yes, but it's this particular video that's gone berserk. So
it features a listener we had last week named Gary
whose biggest conspiracy theory is that there's not three hundred
and sixty five days in a year. User you are Smurf,
says an education could have prevented this post way me.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Now, there's always some flog that posts that. Ye, and
why are you posting it? Who aren't smurf?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's your real name?
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Well, Tiki Toki five five five added this isn't a conspiracy,
it's maths.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
But Archie wrote, ol Foyle shortage predicted from you alone
magging your tin hats.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I was very happy with this week's tin hats. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:48):
But another post that resonated with our listeners was Amanda's
emotional message for Nagi from.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Nagi, did you see? Nagi responded to so, thank you
everyone for your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yes, So it went really, really well.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
It's got over a million views.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I think anyone, any dog lover in Australia will be
grieving with Nagi right now. Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
And in response, like you said, everybody expressed their condolences
and even shared stories of how they coped with the
death of their pets or shadow as you called them.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Amanda Tony Tanalia, who does the radio show before us.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
She was saying she was weeping because her little pussy
cat just died at Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
And we're finally, I think, acknowledging the roles that our
pets plan our lives. When we were younger, we didn't appreciate.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
There's no such thing else vets back then. If the
cat or the dog was unwell, that'd be it.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Well, we appreciate too that you need to grieve.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
Yeah, exactly, And I feel like use a pause for
talk really exemplifies that. Saying thank you Amanda for sharing
your open heart and holding space for all of us
who experienced the enormous love of a fur loved one
and the inevitable pain when we say our final goodbye.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
I've been screaming out loud for decades about the importance
of pet loss. Humans love you and they listen to you.
So thank you so very much for your beautiful heart.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Oh that's love.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I lost miss April, and I think your wife kicked
her out, didn't she. I'll never get her back.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I love how we go from deep to shallows so quickly,
so so quickly.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
But I'll end it with this message we got from Elliott,
who responded to our call for cliche father of the
bride's speech life. Oh yes, for Jonesy's daughter's upcoming wedding.
So he wrote, what a scab can't even use his
brain to write his own speech? Can't stand that bloke?
Love Amanda. She's so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
I could listen to her for hours.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Thank you, Ellis.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I want every word of that to go in your well.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
By any chance. Our Chemists Warehouse man of the match,
poor woman.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Like last week, this is where.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
Actually my favorite moment of the week and today's winner
of a five hundred dollars chemist Warehouse voucher is James
and his interesting conspiracy theory.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Okay, pigeons are actually by robots, and the reasoning is
have you ever seen a baby pigeon.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Makes a good price?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
That reasoning is spot on.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
What's that white stuff? Coolant?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
And not only are robots there by robots?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Thank you, Jenna, we like to call her dastick. Don't
let big pigeon get to you.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Frida, you too that's enough.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
Have a good weekend, friend, you get some on Valentine's Day, flowers,
flowers and cards and everything that's coming your way.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Thank you, Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Catching up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Download the
free iHeart app Now, let's get the hell.
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Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
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To Jonesy and Amanda show, georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is
delivering discipline.
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It hurts, but someone's got to do it.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Amanda, mad Amanda.
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See Jonesy and the de Rile.
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Jonesy heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
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Stay in school and learned school.
Speaker 8 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, jones and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Shots where Hello Amanda?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I'm great?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
This Friday, Friday the thirteenth, Yeah, oo giddy boo.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Gurdy, and then Valentine's Day the next day.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
But this happens all the time. Friday the third are
not wouldn't happen all the time?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
No, actually, it would explain the nature of a moving calendar.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Sorry, it wouldn't happen Friday.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
The thirteenth, tomorrow is Valentine's Day? Which do you choose
to celebrate? Don't confuse them. Don't go around your paramore's
house with a dead pat for example, unless she's into that.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Who told you about my paramore? I love VD Day.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
As I don't like a tortology. It's VD or V day.
There's no VD day on my.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Watch spends you ask that's the Meredith first Side cast.
Ask them about that. We have an action packed show.
Instagram makes its return a little bit later on as well.
Our chemist warehouse man of the match.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yes, Jenna, our social dipstick will be awarding five hundred
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Contributor, someone that's contributed in some way.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Favorite contributor doesn't sound very sexy, but you know you
get the.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Gisspecially on VD day and we can't do anything until
we do the fast five.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Would you like to play?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Give us a call?
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Call us thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold, jam
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I feel the need the need for speed.
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Five questions. Can you go all the way and answer
all five questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.
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You answer question five correctly? How many times must I
correct you? Brenda? If you answer question five correctly, you
get a five hundred dollars out you to fun Lab
experiences including Hijink's Hotel I like hijinks.
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Stacy's in klanga.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Hello, Stacy, Hi, you can go along to Hyjink's Hotel Valentin,
Valentine state it's on SAT. Do you know that bermans
la la and you get up some hyjiink Stacey and
you can speak French?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Ooh la la. You don't have a mayor of a night?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Why do you have to swear in French? I know
you know it's classy.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
That's why that's not nice. I apologize to the French. Okay, Stacy,
how are you ready to go?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, it's Stacy. He comes. Question number one, what color
is the lid on a jar of vegemite?
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Yellow?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It is yellow.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Let's play monster. Let's kick off this much.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
From what we've done here, Stacy is we've mashed two
songs together. Can you tell us what they are? Have
a listen pre buss along? Wow, your husband gen Ba,
don't do shut to say it inside.
Speaker 7 (03:20):
We both know what's been going on prem all the
game and we're gonna play it.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
I just want to tell you how.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Wow, you'll know the two songs when you hear them
mashed up. It's confusing. What are they?
Speaker 9 (03:36):
D J?
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Just go funny.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Hijenks for Stacey. Oscar's in Subiaco.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Hi Oscar?
Speaker 10 (03:46):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
How are you very well?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Thank you? Do you want to hear these two songs again? Ah? Yes,
here we go, pream.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Bust along your husband, ba, don't do shut just say it.
People know what's been going on. Were all the game
and we're gonna what do you recogniscar?
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (04:10):
I think the tune is wakes me up by a
beache and the lyrics are gonna give you off.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You got them both right.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
The two songs were right there, which brings you to
question three. According to folklore, finding what on your wedding
dress is a sign of good luck? Is it a ladybird?
Be a spider or sea bird droppings?
Speaker 10 (04:39):
A late bird?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, it's not. You think it would be.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You think it would be because that's good luck.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, but it's not. It's one of those it's one
of those trick questions.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Remember that thing. Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home, the houses
on fire and your children are gone. A sad message
to give a lady. I'm just minding my own business.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Do you know the answer to this?
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Why don't you give us a call? Thirteen fifty five
twenty two. Play the Fast five on Gold.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Hear every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
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Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's Jonesy, Demanda's jam Nation Driving. You had the fastest
fashion the.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Street of La Jonesy and demanders Fast five.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
The Fast Five's going. Well, we're up to question number three.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
The question is going to Jacqueline in Stratsfield. Hi, Jaqueline, Hi.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Hello, here we go. Question three.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
According to folklore, finding what on your wedding dress is
a sign of good luck? It is it be We've
ruled out ladybug. Is it be a spider or see
bird droppings? Be spider?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Spider?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, that's interesting. That's according to folklore. I don't know
it's good, like having a giant bird eating tarantula on
the back of your neck.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But I thought it was.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I thought it was excuse me, that's my wife, What
a beautiful furry veil. I thought it was bird dropping. Yeah,
but that's what you probably just say to a bride
to make her feel better.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Jim, I raight. Have you've got any extraneous information about this?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, really, it's just it's supposed to symbolize prosperity and
good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
If you find a spider on your wedding bi.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Jacqueline still with us, Yes, on the flag of Wales.
What mythical creature would you find, Jacqueline, dragon?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
A dragon? That's right, you sound very confident. That brings
you to question Jacqueline here at CARMS Question five. Which
artist is in the midst of his loop tour in
Australia right now?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh? Ananda and I are going?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Are you going tomorrow night?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
I didn't get sick of plops? Brendan. Why don't you
give Jaqueline your What didn't you be?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Jacquelin's got stuff on Jacqueline, I wish you were coming.
But you know what, You've won the jam pack. You've
got a five hundred dollars vouch at the Fun Lab
experiences including Hijig's Hotel where fun Chicks, where fun checks
in and boredom checks out.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Search Hijig's Hotel.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You said, well there are fun chicks.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, there could be some fun chicks, Jacqueline. If that's
what you're into, it's okay, no judgment from Jonesy.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'll be the chick having fun.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Absolutely well done. You have a good weekend. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 11 (07:25):
I have fun at sharing.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I'll be thinking of your Jaqueline. We'll be sitting in
the game. There's a giant Jacqueline shaped hole in this venue.
Got on your Jacqueline, take it easy. Jam Nation Gold,
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation Digital.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Jen's coming out a bit later on.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
She's our social media dipstick and she's awarding the Chemist
Warehouse Man of the Match price.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, She's going to give five hundred dollars to her
favorite contributor of the week, someone who has contributed to
the show in some way. And it can't be you,
and it can't be me Brandon, No, unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And Jemi rise to a little face. You are because Ryan,
you have to contribute.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Wow, yeah, google it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You have to contribute. You know what I've loved this
week is people helping me out with my father of
the Bride speech.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Yeah, like this woman, I have no idea, do it
sold I have no idea, do it yourself. She's got
a point.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
There are other people that contributed.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Thank goodness, she got another's look only welcome them Jants family.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Something about the bride ever looked?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
When you are in an argument with my daughter where
you think you're right. You know you're always wrong.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yes, you do have my permission to marry my daughter.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
I have no idea do it?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Sold? Who knows? That could be someone who wins five
hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Would you transcribe that for me?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
All of that's coming up a little bit later on.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
But in the meantime, I'm intrigued about this guy whose
ex wife is living rent free in his head.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
And they say Rome Man's is dead. Stay tuned, it's
coming up next.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
On Gold Jam Jam Nation Gold. It's Jonesy Demanda's Jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Well, tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Our thoughts turned to romance and what about this unusual story. Well,
this man, he lives in the States. He visits the
grave of his wife every single morning. She's his ex wife.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh wow, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
They divorced forty eight years ago. He hasn't spoken to
her since nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Right, and yet how long did she pass away? You
don't know that, or just I.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Don't know that. Well, she's dead, but every morning, that's
sweet jest. Well, let's hear what happens every morning. They've
captured him on hidden camera allegedly urinating on her grave
every single morning. So he has been seen desecrating a
(09:57):
woman's grave. Around six am. He's relieving himself there and
leaving bags of waste behind.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Bags of waste bags always. That's come on, dude, let
it go.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Let it go. She's living rent free in his head.
You know what I find even weirder about this. He
does that, but there's someone waiting for him in the car, oh,
his current wife, So he says. They pull up at
the cemetery by the morning at six am. He gets
out with a bag presumably a fickle matter yep, goes
(10:31):
over to the grave of his ex wife and does
a weee on it while his current wife sits in
the car and she's.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Happy for that.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Red flags anyone, No, it's unusual, it's different.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's why people go married vers well, and I.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Thought they were crazy mad relationships actually exist?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Would flowers kill you?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Drive you to drink? Are speaking of?
Speaker 7 (10:53):
The pub test is coming up and today sad news
the Aussie shout.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is it dead?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Is it dead? What do you think? Put it to?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
The pub test that's coming up on gold. You're listening
to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. I won't now about
the miracle of recording Jones and Amanda. Don't be an Amanda.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Those are two great names. I'm not a scatter.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
That's the chemistry between them.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
But how much find your own business and shut your pile.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I wish you well with you, Joe?
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Well, hello, there is Friday over thirteenth and Valentine's Day tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'm leaning more into Valentine's Day. I'm an optimist that way.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
You're an optimist, But are you a romantic?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
What do you do for Valentine's I get my wife
a card that is the bare minimum of what a
man could do.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
And do you get flowers or anything like that?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Do you get flowers for her?
Speaker 9 (11:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
No, no, no, I might Actually you know what I
might get up.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Sure, you make it sound like it's the most preposterous things.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
But she always says, I'm not into Valentine's.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Of course, she'll say that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All women say, you know.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
How many easy to be married? You haven't figured that out?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Has Harley ever got you flowers?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He always gets me flowered?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Actually, the first week we ever went out. He put
me a bunch of flowers and he said, get you
to it. And for many years it was the last
bunch of what he said, I meant, get used to
that punch.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh are plastic? About a half life.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It was one year I got the same earrings I've
got the year before for my birthday. But they look familiar.
That that's a good feeling. Still, it's the count, as
we tell.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Ourselves coming up this hour, we go down to the
jonesy demand of arms, of the pub test, the great
Ossie shout, does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Some are saying it's dead.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's coming up on gold gam Nation Gold.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam nation driving you home when there's
biggest shoes to discuss.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It's shoes.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
That's how you know we're serious.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
It's always good to get down to the jonesy demand
of arms, particularly when it's a Friday four.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
The pub test top test does not past the pub test,
hub test tests utub.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Test, doesn't pass the stiff test and stop it. It's
not helpful. You wouldn't read about it. The great Australian shout,
does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Apparently not any more. I guess it's you know, when
you look at modern coffee orders, all your friends will
have a different order. They will too with drinks, and
some drinks are more expensive than others. Lots of people
aren't drinking as much as they use to, so they
don't want to participate in every shout. So they're finding
that by and large, the shout is disappearing fifty two percent,
so they've paid more than fifty dollars one in five,
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that's nineteen percent of the survey. So they spend one
hundred dollars on a single round of drinks. It's kind
of afford to do that.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I got to admit.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
When we go out drinking with the group here and
we go to the local watering hole and I say,
who wants a drink, I'll get you a drink, And
all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I just start to sweat because I know, so can
I get a Yeah, I will have a cocktail.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I want a fluffy dark I want a Freddy fudpacker,
you know all those things.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
No one has ordered those things since thirty So I
go out.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
There and say, give me five pints of two Eyes
New and that's what we have.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
But being part of a shout. Just isn't it given anymore?
Beer and cocktails come at different prices. People don't want
to get stuck paying for someone's more expensive order. As
I said, lots of people aren't drinking as much as
others in the ground.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
So let's have a look at the government and the
al coment, the government the alcohol X size. We are
paying so much for drinks right now a standard beer
a pint is usually about fourteen bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well, that's what this survey also said is that people
are now drinking lesson have curtailed not necessarily they're going
out of their social lives, but they've curtailed their consumption
because of the cost.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What do you think, Well, let's put it to you.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
The Great Australian shout. Does it still pass the pub test?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Thirteen fifty five to twenty two is our number? Your
calls are coming up on Gold, Jam Nation Gold. It's
Jonesy Demander's jam Nation for the drive home when there's
big issues to discuss, Straight to the Jonesy demand of
arms four.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
The pub test top test.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Does look past the pub test, hub Test, top Tests,
up Test, shub Test.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The pub test doesn't pass the stiff test and stop it.
It's not helpful to say it's not true. The great
asy shout is fading.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well when you say say it's not true, what's it
like when you go out?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I always love getting in a shout with people.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
What I've noticed, though, anecdotally, amongst my friendship group, the
shouts are getting smaller.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
So you'll go along with blacks my age, and I said,
do you want a beer?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
And you go. Now I'm in a shout with Devo
and Jacko and John. Don't worry Kevo, he's in with.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Dino, right, okay, and yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
So it all breaks up into whereas it's in the
old days, you just you would be very magnanimous and
you'd say, hey, every wants a beer.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
And these days you'd have to remortgage the house to
do it.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
And now like a pint of some sort of fruity
craft beer is fifteen dollars.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
Well, what's happening is that people are having different kinds
of drinks, someone more expensive than others. Some people in
the group aren't drinking or aren't drinking as much. So
by and large, people are watching their wallets, watching their
purses and they're not taking part in the shout. What
do you think the great Ossie shout? Does it still
pass the pub test?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I think it does, but it depends on the group size.
So if there's maybe three or four of you, I
think yes, it passes.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
But if there's ten of you, maybe not so much
cost for lot it's not cheap.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
To buy a cocktail these days.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, I think it does. I like to shout my
mate to bere and when I'm a bit lower on cash,
they're turned us out, So it all comes around.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
I think it's more that they kind of thought to
do it anymore because the people that we hang out
with and sort of go to the pub with, you know,
they're close friends and families and stuff, so they'll, you know,
you shout around out and the next one will do
the same. Whereas not as big as it used to be,
maybe around or two, and that's about.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
It to me, it will pass the pub this forever.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
You've got to go to the pub with my mates.
I don't think about money. I have got mates that
don't like to shout, but I don't mind. And the
more drinks we have, the more we shout, so it
definitely passed the love to me.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
One hundred and fifty percent. Yes, when it's your turn
to shout, you shout your.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Mate, and then it's their turn to shout everybody else,
so you're still giving it.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Agree, Yeah, we understand how a shout work.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What about when the shout fairies work on your side.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
You go along, someone buys your br then those people
all nick off, and then a new bunch of people
come along, and then all of a sudden you're in
another ship.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
How do you orchestrate that fing happens?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
It's it's like a unicorn. It's called the shout fairies.
And I'm not saying you're welching from your shout. It
just it's the way to the universe goes the Lord
shine down.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
And it may go the other way. How do you
feel if it goes?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
There's been many times where okay, that's for some other time.
Thank you for all your calls. You know, E bikes
have been much maligned of.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Late, by you, not by me.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I love the things, really, and I have yet another
example of how great they are coming up on Gold.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Jam Nation Gold.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. You know, everyone's talking about
the e bikes scourge At the moment.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
You are, you seem quite obsessed to me, why there.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Is I'm going to be one of those people, those
middle aged people that comes out and says I like them.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think they're correct.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Why a people saying they're a scourge, because it's sort
of people with no ro Have.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You seen you're not seeing the news story.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Let me is this that these are the motorized ones.
He's not the line bikes or whatever you having different stuff.
These are ones that have the engines you have.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
They've got an electric engine.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
And rules as to who can ride them. Do you
have to be of a certain age.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
They're supposed to be. There's supposed to be under five
hundred killer Whites or something like that. They're not supposed
to go quicker than twenty five kilometers per hour. They're
supposed to be pedal assists only not take off by themselves.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Is there an age limit?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, the kids aren't supposed to be riding.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
I mean it's supposed to be under sixteens out of
them and supposed to be riding. But for some reason
the police have turned a blind eye to them. But
I will say what I like about them and this
is purely selfish?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Was this unlike me? Is it has taken the focus
off the motorcyclist. And you know me, I've ridden.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Motorbikes and normally you're the rat bag.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Hey, I've ridden motorbikes since I was nineteen. I don't
drive a car.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
I ride a motorbike every So I've seen every permeentation
of motorbikes in Australia.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
But do you think meaning that you're perceived as a
wrap bag? And now the e boxsre perceived.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Because Australians, by and large, we don't understand motorbikes.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
What is there to understand?
Speaker 7 (19:13):
There was always like, ah, you know bikes and temporary
Australians and they're dangerous and it's not it's not you,
it's the other drivers.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yes, all of that stuff.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
So Australia doesn't understand motorcycles until now. So now because
of the little kids on the e bikes. And I
only know this because the other day I thought it
was just in my head. But the other day a
mate of mine, who rides as much as I do,
he said, have you noticed that cars have been incredibly
courteous on the road when you're riding to work and
(19:42):
I went, yeah, I've noticed that everyone just gets out
of your way.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Now, so do we all need a common enemy? So
while we're all looking at the e bikes, you're in
the clear.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
We're in the clear.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
And do you think the kids on the e bikes
are saying, hey, you know, can we get some clown
on a unicycle so we can all hate that.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I think there's lots to hate about. People get as
all botot coming up? You know what I'm hangering from
me some science information.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Luckily you've come to the right place. I've got my
science rap coming up next on.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Gold Gold It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation across Australia.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Having fun.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Science and people ask, what's Muncie? Mounsey is my pet
name for you? Had that come about Amanda a months
the munsel Unsie come on?
Speaker 4 (20:43):
It's so obvious, it's so obs I've got this story
today about something that's happening in the waters of Venice.
Venice is facing an extraordinary invasion of a bizarre, cannibalistic jellyfish.
It's threatening fish stocks, wrecking havoc on the city's fragile
lagoon ecosystem. What happens if you have some sort of
predator like this is tiny jellyfish, they go into the
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ballast of ships. I used to do some stories on
this would beyond two thousand dino flagelets if you don't
mind me showing on right, are scooped up in the
bottom of the ballast water and then just taken all
over the place, And that's how they spread.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But I had the same with cruise ships as well.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
All the diseases and germs that spread.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
No, the barnicles and I see, yes, yeah, there was
a time when the fair starry coming into a hub and.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
The VD clinics be rubbing their hands together. We've got
some business coming town holiday house. Well, this.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Jellyfish is interesting for another reason too, because of its
quote unsettling biology. This is a jellyfish whose anus only
appears temporarily. It's got it like a temporary as. It
appears during defecation and vanishes again. Oh, it's also known
(22:00):
to eat its own offspring. So interesting, isn't it. I
don't know if we're going to be seeing that in
finding Nemo. Imagine that Nemo and his temporary anus.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I can't find it.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Instead of finding Nemo, find Nemo's anus. I'm going to stop,
but only temporarily.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Yeah, I
still in a request for them to do it again.
And Ada.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Mentioned lay off the moonshine.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Always a man.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
It's so weak as.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
It's pray. We're loving it. I've got a hankering for
a big fact. Have you I got a hankering for
a big fact?
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Well I don't, so will we drop it? I say,
you're going through your giant almanac.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Oh well, today I've got something that involves you and
me and the business we're in. Real day is a
red letter day, my friend, and you'll appreciate this big fact. Also,
the week that was social media wise, our social media
dipstick Digital Jenna will be coming and she will be
announcing our.
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Speaker 7 (23:14):
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Speaker 4 (23:26):
It's me. Also, we have two thousand dollars to give
away with Instagram.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
We are a wash.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Indeed, Adrian of Thomastown did it yesterday. It could happen
for you today on gold Gem Nation. All right, gold
it's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. And on this day it's
time for Jonesy's Big fact.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Jonesy's big that makes for the listener's gap and they're like,
I didn't know that, damn light, you didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
So here is Jones's big fat Indeed, we're ready. What
have you got to be factual?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
This is factual and relatable. Today is World Radio Day?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
Is it? The thirteenth of February was deemed this day
as it commemorated the anniversary of United Nations Radio in
nineteen forty six.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I'm glad you asked as President.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
The draft resolution under a discussion submitted to the General
Assembly by the Delegations of the United Kingdom, the United
States of America, Franz Shana and the USSR reals with
important question, the.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Really important question. Am I call it ten?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Are you gonna play rock sett It's a big deal,
big deal.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Radio is a big part of my life, well and yours.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Let's thanks for pointing at me. Let's listen to another
first show it because not everyone might know that you
started in community radio. Let's go back to Brendan Jonesy
jones first day on air in community radio.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
You'd see there.
Speaker 11 (24:55):
From the Joshua Tree album without or with with or
without you Sorry, a bit of a tongue twists, you know,
there's more a bit of reggae, the late Bob Marley
and the Whalers. He died a few years back, actually
with lung cancer from smaking excessive amounts of day.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
What a way to get What a way to go
lung cancer?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It was Melanima.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Look at your face. You're blushing retrospectively?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Are you dumb?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Finished?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Now?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Johnsy's bag that makes of the listener's desk and they're like, oh,
I didn't know that, Joan, Like you didn't know that?
Speaker 7 (25:34):
And that is JIP World Radio Day Today.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Tell you what are you hungry?
Speaker 8 (25:40):
I am?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm stocked.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I've got a story about Macas coming up.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I could do Mese Maccers.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
You haven't come very far from community radio, have you. Anyway?
That's coming up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Instagram is coming up as well. On Gold you can see.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
A whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on our
social followers on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
On gold Jonesy and Amanda's jam nation for the drive home?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Am I a complete outlier by saying I'm not necessarily
a fan of the McNuggets?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Are you joking? McDonald's McNuggets?
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Are they dry?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'm the best McNuggets in the.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
World, well, probably the only.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
And I'm old enough to remember when they first came.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Out and before then, you have I'm mcchickens.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
KFC had the nuggets before that, and I remember when
the McDonald's nuggets came out, and I got to admit
I wasn't a huge fan because the KFC nuggets were KFC.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
The McDonald's nuggets are a whole different. They're almost like
a fish cocktail. Do you remember the fish cocktail? Y? See?
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I like a fish cocktail?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
I love I think now like I'm a big bandit
for nuggets, KFC and McDonald's. But if I had a choice,
gun to my head, who's going to do that? That
could be a show to your head to do a
show gun to your head, And you're just got to
make a decision, all.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Right, And so you're a fan, how about this? This
has caused some controversy in the States. Now apparently, I
think we might be doing this for TikTok and Tuck
next week because I think this is really interesting. In Dubai,
what people have been doing is they've been buying the
nuggets at macas yep and then putting sour cream and
caviar on them instead of sour cream and caviar, and
(27:15):
little biscuits are on Vellini's like little pancakes. They're putting
them on chicken nuggets. And now in the States, the
McDonald's has released a limited edition caviar kit, the McNugget
Caviar Kit. So what happens here is you get a
tin of cavia crem fresh and a mother of pearl
(27:35):
caviar spoon. And customers are complaining because they're saying, make
this cheaper for us. In other ways, I mean, because this.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Is this is actually quite are struggling in Dubai.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
But this is in the US where they're doing that, right,
So people in Dubai are eating them, and maybe in
other parts of the world. But America has released it
as a promotional kit, and the thing show me that
this is.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
A sanction McDonald's thing.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
We don't pay for that. What you do, what you
get is you get the free caviar, You get the spoon,
the crem fresh, etcetera. But you get a thirty five
dollars gift card to buy the nuggets. So they give
you the caviar kicks, you buy the nuggets, okay. And
people are saying, here, I don't want caviar. I want
a one dollar large coke again. Yeah, we don't want
(28:21):
cavea cheap food again.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Cheap food, cheap food.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Someone here raged, It says, here, we asked for years
to get something more affordable, and the best thing y'all
think of is nuggets with caviar.
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yeah, because he lives much, he's out of control. It's
like the cab driver special.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (28:39):
Was in a cab by nine and still to a
cave and he said I might pull in and get
a cab driver.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Special and you said, I'll just pay normally. Thanks.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
That's the soft serf with an apple pie. You get
the soft serf cone, you get the apple pie, and
you get your apple pie. You did it in the
soft serve cone and you've got ice cream and apple.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Pie, and is it cool down the apple pie.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Side of the road, just eating the cab driver special.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Well, what do you think of this caveat kit? Because
I know that I enjoy my red Rooster to Duccan
and my Hungry Jack's fog Wire. I'll just add it
to the list.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They put it on the put it on the tab,
put it on the tab. Instagram is here. I tell
you what. You could buy a lot of cab driver
specials with Instagram.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
If you'd like to play, give us called thirteen fifty
five twenty two on gold, jam Nation Gold, It's Jonesy,
Amanda's jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
That's money extra cash Jonesy and Amanda's here.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
We are ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time. But it's you get
all the questions right. One thousand dollars and.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
How handy would that be? But if you'd like to
make it two thousand dollars, you get the option of
answering a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
What about Adrian of Thomastown yesterday?
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Well, I rang with nothing, so I'm going to do
you want to go?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh, that's what you have?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Six seconds to answer this bonus question, what two word
name is given to the iconic green capborn by the
Australian Test cricketers johanet Adrian two thousand dollars in our gradulations?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
But can it happen for Glenn of Ride today? Glenn?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
How are you well?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Look?
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I was it anxious?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Why?
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Well?
Speaker 6 (30:25):
I haven't been on the radio since I was seventeen
at TBH Broken Hill of the Top forty, but.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
For a while, Glenn, were you requesting a song? On
that occasion, I was requesting a.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Song and I used to put a voice on. I
can't remember what that was. But more importantly, I think
I'm also anxious because the pair of you have taken
us through a little emotional rollercoaster, and we didn't realize
we'd go through that. And so I'm listening to Draft
Time radio now.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
I never did.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
I just wanted to say that because it really my
wife and I never thought that we would.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Like radio.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Killed you guys, and to you guys, move Glen. You
know we're really affected. Every morning we look at each
other and okay, oh.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Glenn, well, I'm glad you're listening to us now, and
thank you for sharing with us. Thank you, and let's
see we can get you some more. But you know
how it goes. We've got ten questions. If you're not sure,
say passed, we might have time to come back.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I'm not probably.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's so bad of it.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
That doesn't matter, Glenn.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
It doesn't matter promises to people.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Question number one? What do you put in a toaster?
Question two? When mixed together red and white makes.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What color.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Pink?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Question three?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Who played Moira in Shit's Creek?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I know she annoys me. She y good, but I
can't remember it.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
RM.
Speaker 6 (31:57):
It just matters, not just question or finished this?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Ossie kids are week bits Kids? Question five? Who was
elected US President in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Obama?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Question six? In which fictional bay is home and away?
Set past? Question seven? How many people make up a
standard jury in Australia.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Twenty twelve, twelve twelve twelve. I've always tried to avoid.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
And you said she was annoying, but she passed away
just recently to a lot of sadness with Catherine O'Hara.
Was Moyer and Shit's Creek?
Speaker 6 (32:38):
Oh she was cheap, Yeah, look the family loved it.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
And a summer bay home and aways part from that
could make it d Yeah, yeah, you ran out of No,
you've got one wrong. Remember you got the jury one wrong?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Is your wake out?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Thank you mate, thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Glen was up for a chat coming up the week
that thanks to our social media dipstick, Digital.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Jenna on Gold Jamous Gold, It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
You know, we cover a lot of socials and keeping
us abreast is Digital Jenna, our social media dipstick.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Jenna, and she loves cats snapchat. She's a social media girl.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
We like to call her social media d stick.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
What's Poppin'?
Speaker 12 (33:27):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Hello, I didn't say what's I didn't say what's popping?
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Hun?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I said that last week and got in trouble.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
Just give it up?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Give it Yeah, that is that a new saying with
the kids. Just give it up if you want it
to be. I don't care, give up the information right on.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
I was done to you last week. The five million
people contributed to our conversation our tin hat Tuesday conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 12 (33:50):
So it's been our biggest week of the year on
the joints in Menta socials because of that video. So
at this point, We've received close to a million views.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
So people are still having a look and contributing.
Speaker 12 (34:03):
Yes, but it's this particular video that's gone berserk. So
it features a listener we had last week named Gary
whose biggest conspiracy theory is that there's not three hundred
and sixty five days in a year. User you are Smurf,
says an education could have prevented this post way me.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Now, there's always some flog that posts that. Ye, and
why are you posting it? Who aren't smurf?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's your real name?
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Well, Tiki Toki five five five added this isn't a conspiracy,
it's maths.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
But Archie wrote, ol Foyle shortage predicted from you alone
magging your tin hats.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I was very happy with this week's tin hats. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:48):
But another post that resonated with our listeners was Amanda's
emotional message for Nagi from.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Nagi, did you see? Nagi responded to so, thank you
everyone for your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yes, So it went really, really well.
Speaker 12 (35:00):
It's got over a million views.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I think anyone, any dog lover in Australia will be
grieving with Nagi right now. Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
And in response, like you said, everybody expressed their condolences
and even shared stories of how they coped with the
death of their pets or shadow as you called them.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Amanda Tony Tanalia, who does the radio show before us.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
She was saying she was weeping because her little pussy
cat just died at Christmas time.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
And we're finally, I think, acknowledging the roles that our
pets plan our lives. When we were younger, we didn't appreciate.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
There's no such thing else vets back then. If the
cat or the dog was unwell, that'd be it.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Well, we appreciate too that you need to grieve.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
Yeah, exactly, And I feel like use a pause for
talk really exemplifies that. Saying thank you Amanda for sharing
your open heart and holding space for all of us
who experienced the enormous love of a fur loved one
and the inevitable pain when we say our final goodbye.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
I've been screaming out loud for decades about the importance
of pet loss. Humans love you and they listen to you.
So thank you so very much for your beautiful heart.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Oh that's love.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I lost miss April, and I think your wife kicked
her out, didn't she. I'll never get her back.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I love how we go from deep to shallows so quickly,
so so quickly.
Speaker 12 (36:14):
But I'll end it with this message we got from Elliott,
who responded to our call for cliche father of the
bride's speech life. Oh yes, for Jonesy's daughter's upcoming wedding.
So he wrote, what a scab can't even use his
brain to write his own speech? Can't stand that bloke?
Love Amanda. She's so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
I could listen to her for hours.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Thank you, Ellis.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I want every word of that to go in your well.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
By any chance. Our Chemists Warehouse man of the match,
poor woman.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Like last week, this is where.
Speaker 12 (36:48):
Actually my favorite moment of the week and today's winner
of a five hundred dollars chemist Warehouse voucher is James
and his interesting conspiracy theory.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Okay, pigeons are actually by robots, and the reasoning is
have you ever seen a baby pigeon.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Makes a good price?
Speaker 4 (37:10):
That reasoning is spot on.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
What's that white stuff? Coolant?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (37:14):
And not only are robots there by robots?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Thank you, Jenna, we like to call her dastick. Don't
let big pigeon get to you.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Frida, you too that's enough.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
Have a good weekend, friend, you get some on Valentine's Day, flowers,
flowers and cards and everything that's coming your way.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Thank you, Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Catching up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Download the
free iHeart app Now, let's get the hell.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Here.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Every second of Jonesy and Demanda on demand. Search for
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