February 6, 2026 • 43 mins
From chatting to the hilarious Bret McKenzie to shoes that look like LEGO BLOCKS, there's a lot to unpack on today's show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Josie and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Dary, everybody on the Jonesy and Amanda shirt.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Ad Amanda, Madamanda.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm going to see Jonesy and the Ryle Jonesy but heard.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
Them describe him as a drunken idiot stones.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
School and learned school.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're hello there. It's Fryay. It's fry ry yay, fry yay.
The sixth of February. Hello, Amanda, Hello, we've all made
it to Friday. Hello Jim I right hey, I like
that shirt.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Thanks, very colorful.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Yeah, and now that I've paid you a compliment of
your shirt, you anything you'd like to say about my shirt?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
No, no, not really.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's nice. It's pink and it suits you.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't usually wear pink.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's what you said the last time you wore pink.
It was a different pink shirt. Maybe you've got a
variety of pink shirts, and every time you say you
don't wear them. I'm here to tell you you do.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
I have a spring in my step today because last
night I went out with my family and I didn't watch.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Merredith First Sight.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I don't get shut up, sorry fellasness, are you in
a fetal position in.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
The corner the sickness? But I didn't watch it because
I thought I've got better things to do in my life.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
But I have recorded it, so I'm gonna watch it tonight,
so I don't want I don't want to hear any
spoiler alerts. I don't want to hear whatever happened. I
don't you know, I've heard stuff, but I don't want
to I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I think you can guess the spoilers.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm excited about today.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
She tell me why?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know who's joining us?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Brett McKenzie.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Brett mackenzie, Flight of the Concords.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
He's written music for the Muppet Show, is of the
Muppet Movies. He's just hilarious and wonderful. He's got a
show he's bringing to Australia.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
At this too.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Looking forward to catching up with Brett Instagram. Makes his
return later on on the show. But we can't do
anything afternoon Wise until we do the fast five.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Then let's do it afternoon.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Wise, Well, why don't you call us thirteen fifty five
twenty two for jam Nation, jam Nation on gold.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
From Compeller Bar to Caring Bars.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The street of Jonesy and demandas five.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
You're like a walking Australian outlets like it says, city
by have been the city of rocks, the city never slept,
so God of works, we have five questions with our
fast five. Can you go all the way and answer
all five correctly? So far two people have done this,
so I think the questions are pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We've got a bit of a new audience now, so
for brainiacs.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
For brainiacs, we we used to play it early in
the morning. Yeah, working up, Yeah, Johnny sleepyhead, Johnny sleepyhead.
We should have known that by the surname, Are you
going to.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Get up early to catch Miles in Renmark? Are like Miles?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, let me expect and the rules he because Jones
always says can you answer all five questions? You don't
have to. You just have to answer question five correctly.
If you're still at question five, happy days. You get
a five hundred dollars domain vouch if you get that
question right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So, Miles, you.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Ready to kick off.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
A Miles, let's go.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Here's question number one. Native to deserts in North and
South America is what prickly plant?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Tactics?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, well maybe you should rest more.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
In the film Jurassic Park, where did the dinosaur DNA
come from?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Miles?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It came from a mosquito that was captain thought. I
think either honey or tree bar.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, it was amber, but it was the mosquito inside
the amber. Nicely done. Let's play monster mash.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Let's kick off this.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
This will test your Miles. We munched two songs together.
Can you tell us what they are?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Steal?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What are your record?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Miles?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I don't name the song, but it's fun band i've
listened to.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm sorry, we're going to need more than I listened to.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I think he's right.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Give it to a band that he's listened to. Thanks Miles.
From Miles to Stacey and Kolanga.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Hello, Stacey, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
This is tricky? Do you want to hear the songs again?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Gosh, let's do it here, they come here, they so slow?
Well any idea, Stacy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, Stacy?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
All right, well let's uh, let's have a breather and
we'll come back. If you'd like to join us. Thirteen
fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Would you just like to hear more zydercoone music? Maybe
that's how this goes.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
It's Friday, we're getting the vibe. Come on, it's Jonesy
Demanda's jam Nation on Gold.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demanda on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app Gold.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Jonesy and demandas five boy, yes, five questions? Did you
go the way and answer five correctly?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well, we're only up to question three and we're stuck here.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
When Amanda says that that's code for hurry up dumbo.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Now it's monster mash, which isn't easy.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Let's kick off this monster.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
We've got Rick in Morley, Hi, Rick, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I Rick, very well, very well, I'm insisting on today.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Rick Jonesy takes it very fast for me. It's not
greeted given.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It's like if you're a group of three people and
I'm standing up there and you come up to and
just I know a man is a big deal mate.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, but I was the one who started it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I said Hi, Rick, Yeah, and you say, oh, this
is my friend Jones.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I didn't say that, though, did I?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
None? None taken Rick, appreciate them.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay, Rick, we're going to play two songs and a
mashed together. Can you tell us what they are?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Any ideas?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Rick?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Yeah? I was kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And what's the other one?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Got me?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, I can't get it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
You've given us one, thank you, Rick, Rick's given us one.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Belinda is in kin Ross.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Hi, Blinda, good good eye. Guys will give you this one.
One of the songs is I Was Made for Loving You.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
By, which always gives me PTSD because that was the
song I danced to on Dancing with the Start.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's given all of us PTSD. So my great moments, Belinda,
knowing that that's one of the songs, focus on what
the other one might be.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Here it is, so, Belinda, I think I know what
it is?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Bookie wonders Yes, Earth, wind and fire.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
When Jones dances a lot of wind, don't celebrate too much.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Blinda, You've got two more questions to go in which
of these sitcoms do the characters not commonly meet in
a cafe?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
A Frasier b Seinfeld? Or See How I Met Your Mother?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Which ones don't meet in a cafe?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I think it's see how I mean the pub?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
The pub?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Now this is question here, This is where you can
win the five hundred dollars de main voucher. Here we go, Belinda,
The Flight of the Concords are a comedy duo? From
which country? You fell over at the last hurdle?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Clinton is in Croyd and Clinton, you are going to
do a full on Bradbury, which is appropriate with the
Winter Games coming on.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You're ready to go number five for you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Clinton?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Absolutely, here we go.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
The Flight of the Concords are a comedy duo from
which country?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
One of my favorite comedy setups of all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I've got to be New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
New Zealand, you'd be happy to know we have Brett
mackenzie from Flight of the Concords joining us on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
In fact, a few moments Clinton, congratulations were listening.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Congratulations You've won the five hundred dollars domain voucher as
a man that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Says you are the your domain man a domain Enjoy
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Speaker 6 (09:05):
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Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hurry for a liver at a time, Clinton, anything you'd
like to add?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Oh God, thank you very much, real thanks Clinton.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And of course Brett mackenzie he's going to be joining
us next on jam Nation, jam Nation on Gold.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation Flight of the Concords? How
good was Flight of the Concords?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
If you haven't seen Flight of the Concords, it's two
gormless kiwis living in New York City with their manager Murray,
trying to make it as musicians, trying to make the dream.
They are so hapless, they're a little bit thick yep.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
And the.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Story, the whole show is about them as musicians, and
it's just absolutely comedically.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Brilliant and they're pursuit for success and their single stalker
fan that they've got, but also them being confused with Australians.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm a person, Brett's a person. You're a person.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That person over there is a person, and each person
deserves to be treated like a person.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It's a great speech.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Too bad.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
New Zealanders are a bunch of cockya holds des send
it from criminals.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Are you're thinking of Australians, Yeah, that's Australian.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Australians.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No, no, no, New Zealanders.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
They throw another strimp on the barbie right around in
your kangaroos all day.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Australians.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You're thinking of Australians.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's not us. I've totally confused you with Australians. I
feel terrible.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Your accents they're just kind of similar.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Accidents are completely different.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
They're like where's the car, and we're like where's the car?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Look, you can uncover your eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're not Australians, they're New Zealanders.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Brett mackenzie, who's one of the Flight of the Concords,
is going to be joining us shortly. He's gone on
to do some extraordinary things in his solo career. For example,
he won an Academy Award for Best Original Song for
the song Man or Muppet in the Muppet Film in
twenty twelve.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
A man.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Or m Man, the Farmer, Muppet, the Fly Muppet.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
My Mummy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Or em man Man I Love you so much the
farmer man that meets me a muffet of the man.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
He also may be in your Ears from the latest
Minecraft film Cold.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
We are pathetically excited because we're going to be talking
to him next.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Brett McKenzie joining us on jam Nation, Jam jam Nation
on Gold It's Jones, you demand, It's jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Who doesn't love Brett mackenzie. He is, of course, one
half of the Kiwi musical comedy duo Flight of the Concords.
He's also the songwriting powerhouse behind the movies The Muppets.
I found one of the songs in the Muppets, that's
the one you want an Academy Award for Man or
Muppets so moving. I wept during it. Imagine crying in
a Muppets movie. He's also done the music for Minecraft,
(12:10):
the movie He is a genius or Brace Yourself Soon
he's heading across the Tasman to us to bring his
tour to our shores, and he joins us now, Brett mackenzie,
Hello and.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Jon Z hey Man, thanks for that show.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I was going to do a role call. I was
going to say, Okay, let's do a role call, but
I thought, you know, if Brett's here, that's right, and
Jones murray, we can we can start the we can
start the interview. But it's so great to talk to you.
I must say.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Flight of the Concords was something that bonded me with
my son and my nephew or anyone around that age.
It was something that we could all share as far
as you know, just phrases from the show and things
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It was such a such a great show.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, we were so lucky.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
A few people have come up to us over the
years and said that it was one of those shows
they could watch with their teenage kids. Now those kids
are adults, they've all grown up. But it was quite
a cool show for connecting people.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And I've got that.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
I've got young kids now, and so I do know
what they mean. Like when you find a show that
everyone can watch together, it's such a win for the family.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
What are the phrases that people most quote to you
from the show?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Brett?
Speaker 9 (13:13):
You've got it going on? Often shadowed across the street at.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Me, because as long as it's not it's business, that's right.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
And then often sometimes you know my name Brett, when
the American you know got called Britt in America because
the accent and everything. And sometimes in America I go
into a cafe in order to take away coffee and
they say what's your name and I say Brett, and
they got someone goes Britt and I don't know Brett.
And then it continues to play out and you see
someone on the line who's a Concords fan can't believe
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that this is happening in real life.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Also, you've composed so many I didn't realize I was
just reading here that you composed from The Simpsons that
Homer goes through the windshield the Simpsons.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
So fun writing for the Simpsons because you do the
demo and then you email it off and then and
then it comes back and it's got the Simpsons singing
it hard.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
You've won an Oscar, You've won a Grammy, which is
the one that's that people are most impressed by at
a barbecue.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I would recommend winning an Oscar if you're looking for
barbecue credibility handy one. It's a good one.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
And if you like that scene from notting Hill, you're
standing there and someone says, so what do you do?
And you say, well, I'm you know I'm in I'm
in the arts, and I go good for.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You, that's right.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
I remember one time when i'd left. I did a
lot of theater at school and was in bands at school,
and I remember I went to like a kind of
a sort of traditional boys college, you know, like we
wore uniforms and and and I remember when I was nineteen,
I was at university and I got one of those
student jobs. And the job I got was wearing a
costume of a boat to promote the local theory.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And I was standing down in the.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Business district in Wellington handing out flyers for the fairy
and it was I didn't real I was like, it's
not bad, you know, twenty five minus an hour or something.
This is a good Saturday morning job. And then this
guy walks up in a suit and he's like, Brett,
how's it going.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I didn't see me at school? And he was like,
he's like, you're still You're still doing the theater?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, ut less you got a little tug.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Excuse me with your show?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I mean you're you're a comedian, you're a musician, you're
a storyteller. What kind of what bread do we get
at the show?
Speaker 10 (15:33):
Show.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeah, Well, the tour, I'm bringing a giant band, an
eight piece band from New Zealand, and the show is
a kind of live mixture of a music gig. So
when the band kicks in, it's a full sounds awesome.
I've got like horns and backing singers and the band's
really cool. And then in between songs, I start telling
stories from TV and film and you know, traveling and
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you know, anecdotes and stuff, and then I play a
mixture of new songs from the records of and then
songs from Simpsons and Concords and Muppets, and the show
really ends up being kind of a mixture of music.
It really is a mixture of music and comedy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The band's not split ends, is it. By any chance?
You could kill two? Yeah, there's a couple of the
New Zealand bess.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
We will claim them as our own if you don't mind.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
Brett.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Thank you, yeah, Bred, it's so good to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
For tickets and tour information, head to tag Dainty dot
com dot are you Bret McKenzie, Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Thanks so much.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Jonesy, see you, Amanda, see you in Australia.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Indeed, you will coming up the pub test.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
It's controversial af bags in a parking space with your person?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Does that pass the pump text person?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Jonesy and Amanda listen to the podcast whenever you want
with the free iheartapp.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I won't now about the miracle of recording.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Jonesy and Amanda, Amanda, those are two great names.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm not a scam. That's the chemistry between them. But
how much, let's religind your own business.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
And shut you.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I wish you were with your show.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Where hello are there? Fri yay and back by popular demand?
This is Jonesy's big fat popular popular demand.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'd like to see the emails. I'd like to see
it wasn't the people on social saying. I demanded the.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Man in the street.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
I was at my local purveyor of coffee and he said,
you know, Jonesy, you know what you need to do
to get another big factor and that's a good segment
on the shot, Didny?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That's what he said, It's just like you. It's interesting. Well,
you know, we'll probably share the same sort of interests.
I guess. Very nice guy.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
And then the police arrived and tasing him.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I can't go against what the people want and fair
enough to.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
So we're going to have a big fact.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes we are.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I call that radio putty. We may as well just
spray the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And this day information is the domain of a lazy
radio yesterday.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
When you're lazy on a Thursday, and then you're doing
this on a Friday, you know you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Someone doing on this day information. You know it's a
lazy radiation. It's Friday.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test today.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
This is one you brought to the table.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Physically reserving all bags in a car spot. What do
you think does that pass the pub test?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Have that for you?
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Next on jam Nation, jam Nation on Gold It's Jonesie
Demander's jam Nation. When there's big issues to discuss, we
go straight down to the Jonesy demand of arms.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Four the pub test top test does look past the
pub test, hub test test.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Test.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
The pub test doesn't pass the sniff test and stop it.
It's not helpful.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
And today, physically reserving a car spot does it pass
the pub test?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
This is a spicy one. People take their car spaces
very very seriously. So this is what's happened. A woman,
as you say, has sparked fierce debate after physically reserving
a beachside parking spot. Even more precious is a spot
at the beach. So she was with her friend. She
saw a spot she knew other friends were joining them.
Her friend parked, but she jumped out and baged the
(18:57):
other spot by standing in it and waving other traffic away.
She was saying, people, my friends, just in the corner.
She'll be here in a minute. She's just around the corner.
She wasn't around the corner. It was about five minutes later.
But even if she's around the corner. It's interesting because
some of the responses to this people have said, I
think if it's less than a minute, that's fine. I
don't think it's fine under any circumstances.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Stand at parking now, if you're a human, I don't
think you can do it.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
I'm gonna mate. He's a trade the power of the cone,
the witch's hat. He puts a witch's hat down and
it's sacrisacked.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No one will move that out.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
That's interesting. So if you just going to the beach
and want to bags the spot for your feet, he.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Puts that two witches hats, which is people just go okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's like some magical talisman that keeps people away.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But if they knew he was using it for civilian purposes.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
He uses it for severe purpose, right, Because I said,
just because you've got a ute with a ladder on
top and your name down the side, doesn't mean you
can have cat blanche.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
But what about physically reserving a spot or using a body,
using your human self to stand there, but your friend
to stand there, or say Mum's coming in a second whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I would never do that.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Being a motorcyclist many times over the reserve spaces by
using my bike. But you've got to walk away from
the space. You can't hit near the bike because people
just to run. Why is that guy taking up a
whole car space with his motorbike? You're gonna run around
the corner and hide.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
This is big stuff. It doesn't sound like much, but people,
particularly the beach. If you're standing there saying you can't
park here, people are going are you kidding me? Is
this all right? Other people are saying this is fine,
this is entrepreneurial. Man eat man, dog eat dog?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What are you eating at the beach. What world are
you living in?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
How do you feel physically reserving a castpot? Is it okay?
Does it pass the pub tees.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two Your call is coming up
on jam Nation, jam Nation right on gold. It's Jonesy
demand as jam nation to the pub batman.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
The pub test top test does not past the pub
test hub test to test test test, the pub test
doesn't pass the slift test, and stop it. It's not
helpful today.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Physically reserving a castpot with your own person, your human self.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Reserving a spot without a car pretty much, but using
yourself to stand there and say, sorry, I'm bagging this spot.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Can you do that? I say, no, Dice. I've got
a mate.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
He's a tradee. He's got witches hats in his ute
and he puts them down. And in Australia we respect
the power of the witches.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
We would rather respect the bit of plastic than a
human body.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It speaks volumes, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's because you can't yell at a witch's hat.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Someone who said it's an Australian, an Australian mate, well,
the witch's hat or was standing.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
There, standing there as a person you can't do it.
It takes a lot of guts to.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Do it, or I've thought about it, the more I
think you can't.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Is it entrepreneurial or is it just playing no way
physically reserving a car spot. Is it past the pub test?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I absolutely do not think it passes the pub test.
It's got a bit of low form of car part
bad behavior.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
No, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Just holds up the flow of traffic, and I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Think the way it should be first in perserve.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It absolutely does not.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
If it's over about a minute, you can get someone
to get out to get to the path.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Of your right next to it to help pull in.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
But if there's so many people around looking for parts,
you can't spend over sixty seconds physically reserving one waiting
for your car will arrive.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
In my mind's probably nothing more on Australian really reserving
a spot for someone who hasn't worked hard enough to
drive around and look for a spot. So I've done
the work to be driving around and round in circles
and there's a spot available and there's a person standing there.
I'd been trying to claim that spot as my own
as quickly as possible. No, you cannot do that.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Technically it's probably illegal to stand in the spot, but
it's also kind of add.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
There you go, Australia.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
It's interesting what we call an Australian Astralia Australian because
you've done hard work driving.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Around, running over a pedestrian who's standing in the spot.
That's Australia. That's fine, that's fine coming out.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
What about the actor that gave up acting because of
a certain role that he was offered.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He was offered a certain role in a film and
he said, are you hit me? And then it was
outraged when he heard who got it? We'll tell you
more next on jam Nation Jam jam Nation Gold. It's
Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation across Australia. Did you ever see
the Emoji film?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I heard about the Emoji film, but I didn't see
the Emoji film.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I thought it was a joke. I'm surprised. Look, my
kids aren't in that drop zone anymore. But it was
actually made and you know what it growth? This was
from I think it was twenty eighteen or something. It
grows over two hundred and seventeen million dollars worldwide.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Yep, I reckon you could have featured in the Emoji film.
You do the crazy face, you know, the crazy walking.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It's exact understanding the noise of it now, and that's enough.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's exactly your face.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It won all the Razzie Awards for it won the
Razzi Award for Worst Picture, the Worst Director, and the
Worst Screenplay. So well, clean, clean, sweet, congratulations want me
to read you? And there's a reason I'm talking about it.
But what could possibly the synopsis be to want me
to read to you? The synopsis I've just googled it.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Hidden inside a smartphone, the bustling city of text Opolis
is home to all the emojis. Each emoji has only
one facial expression, except for Gene, an exuberant emoji with
multiple expressions, determined to become normal like the other emojis.
He and that's the synopsiscond.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
He wants to be like everyone else.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
And I assume at the end of the movie they
say you're amazing as you are. I'm just guessing that's
how it goes. Spoiler alert, save yourself some money and
you don't have to see it. But I saw this
great thing. Do you know Jordan Peel, Yeah, he's Ke
and Pele from Key and Peerle, one of my favorite
comedy duos ever. And if you haven't seen their show,
I haven't seen any of their sketches pop up on
(24:35):
your socials. You may have seen the meme that features
him where he just starts to sweat. He gets more
and more uncomfortable as a scenario with his wife plays out,
and at the end there's just water pouring from his head.
This is the sketch.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I've just been noticing that every time I leave to
go out, the next time I open the computer, the
browser history has been cleared.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's weird.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Yesterday I went food shopping for like fifty minutes. I
used a computer before I went to the store, and
when I came back, my history was gone, the cash
was cleared, and the cookies have been reset.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Hum.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Maybe there's something wrong with the computer, you know, And
this is one of those things whenever it gets interrupted
from the power source, it has to reboot and it
just totally wipes out the history.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Be honest, babe, it's porn, right, porn?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
What's oh?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Pornography?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
No, it's okay. If you look at porn. I assumed
you did anyways, I mean every guy does. I'm perfectly
okay with that as long as it's not that weird stuff.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, that's where the switch coming up.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Well, the reason I mentioned him and the Emoji movie
is I recently came across this. This has happened a
couple of years ago. But he said that that the
Emoji movie stopped him acting and he wasn't even in it,
or ridgie what he has said. The Emoji movie he
actually helped me quit acting. I was offered the role
of poop, he said, this is true. I wouldn't make
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this up. I was like, well, that's beeped up. I
told my manager that's beeped up.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Let me sleep on it.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I came back the next day and said, what are
they offering and they said, oh, well they've already given
it to sir Patrick Studd Patrick Straw, and I said,
beep this and he's given up acting. If you can't
even get the poop, If you can't play poop, what's
the point of keeping going?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Who got egg planed?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Who was it in plan?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Sound Charlie, She Charlie, she'd.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Be eggplant, that's for sure. He'd be crazy. Faces you
I'm looking. I'm waiting for the call.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
This will please you immensely.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
It's back what the big fat jam on Gold? It's
Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. Across Australia.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Sometimes there's space in a radio show that needs to
be filled.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
And that's when I say, why don't we get out?
The putty is known as Jones's Big.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Fanc Not at all, it's information and entertainment.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Is it wrapped up in a nice jingle? Singer Cali Ray,
it's a.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Big fact and it's not crazy.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
At something says he's a big fat baby.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
No, it's a big fact baby.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm ready. Let's be factual.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Married at first sight.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
While in Australia, in the UK, marriages are not legally
binding due to local laws requiring notice participants take part
in a commitment ceremony instead. But in the US, in contrast,
marriages in the version over there are legally binding. Participants
must sign prenuptial agreements and the production team often covers
(27:54):
initial divorce costs if the relationship fails.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Is this why in movies and things and sitcoms they
American couples can just run off and get married. You
can't do that in Australia because you have to lodge
paperwork and you have to certain cooling off period.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Exactly. We love paperwork in this country and I'm kind
of grateful of you. You wouldn't read about that, would you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Shut up.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Those guys have trouble with its bag and it's not correct.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
So imagine if your mom or dad goes on that
show legally marries. Can you lose your inheritance?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know, do you It's like a game show.
Do you get the white goods as well?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, you lose your mind and your dignity.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Coming up, two thousand dollars on the way Instagram next hour,
and you've got news about new Crocs.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
You know, Crocs, whether you like them or not. Brendan
obviously have made a huge comeback, but some of their
collaborations are really weird. We'll talk about it.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Next coming up on jam Nation. You're listening to the
Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Yeah, I sing a request for
them to do it again, En and Amanda.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
They should lay off the moonshine, always going to manage
it's so weak.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I love Friday Friday. It just suits us. It suits us,
you and me on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
But Friday, you know drive, I like it. The week
is behind us, people are heading home for their weekends.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Everything's going well. The weekend is ahead. And what about this?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Digital Jenna is coming up our social media dipstick to
see how we're fearing on social media.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Well, to see what things we've spoken about that have
touched nerves in a good handbag.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Your tin hat Tuesday certainly touched a lot of nerves.
You've had to put on more people just to deal
with the conspiracy.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Theories, so I shouldn't have put it onto my feelings.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
But also this week with Digital Jenna, we're going to
have a man of the Match prize thanks to Digital Jenna,
some of that she deems worthy of winning five hundred
dollars thanks to Chemist Warehouse thanks to Chemists Wharehouse by
Swiss and Chemist Wharehouse.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
For your chance to win, see online for details. Ns
W twenty five. Isn't that no? It is my birthday
that is coming up.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Also, Instagram makes its return your chance with two thousand
dollars on gold.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Jam Nation Gold It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
You know I'm a fashionista Brendan You know that, don't you?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
You are?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
You're a plate fashion plate girls, bring a plate. We've
seen some unusual things in recent years. One of my favorites,
remember the baguette handbag made by the company is it
Machina Moss Sheena two thousand dollars for a handbag that
looked like a long, long bagette. Yep, I was quite
taken with it. There was another one that was looked
(30:46):
like a celery stick. But it's a handbag.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You've got a bag that just looks like a goon
bag or is that just actually a good no?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
No, it's shaped a goon bag with a working nozzle. Yep,
you've got a working nozzle.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Well, yeah, it works when I don't need it to.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
I don't put alcohol and it's just my phone and
that's baddie.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well you keep away from my working nozzle.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Remember there was last year we also saw a bangle.
I think it might have been from Balenciaga or one
of those that had It was just like a big
roll of sticky tape. And the only reason you knew
it was from a famous designers because that was on
that cardboard insert inside it. So I'm always I do
like something that's a little bit quirky. I do like
something that's a little bit novel.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
But as you get older, the more you dress up quirky,
then you're starting to look like one of those eccentric people.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
And you know what have it?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Look, I'm wearing three brooches today, and I've decided this
year I'm going to be more potentially mental. I'm going
to dress a little more eccentrically.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Because that's how mister T started. Just one chain and
then I bit it a fool that doesn't bling up?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
What about this? Though? Lego has done a collab with
Crocs at Paris Fashion Week, even the idea that Crocs
were at Paris.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Say about Crocs, not Krocs, Croc Crocs.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Well, they're not going to do a fashion collaboration with
a reptile.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well the cost did actually you.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Make it for well for them the cost of fortune
exactly see what I did there? No, this is fans
are freaking out over this collaboration between Lego and Kroc Footwear.
People have said it's brick tacular. I'm going to show
you a picture of it and you can help me describe.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Well, it just looks like a giant clog. Well, no,
it's not a clog.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's like a shoe box made to look like a brick, lego,
a lego brick.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
It looks ridiculous, it does.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
And how uncomfortable would they be to wear?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That would be dreadful?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
It was unveiled, as I said at Paris Fashion Week.
Do you want to know how much it is? It's
about one hundred and fifty bucks. It's not going to
be available till feb sixteen, so please go crazy, you know,
go crazy saving up until then because you're not going
to get it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
But it's only one hundred and fifty bucks. That's cheap.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Well maybe that's one hundred and fifty US dollars. What
would that be about two hundred and thirty. They're saying
they're a great conversation starter, but they're collectible, but they're
not particularly sensible. But they are an all weather solution, right,
you know who got a shock when you first saw them?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Because I'll just say this before anyone who wears crocs, Now,
you can either be a kid, or a surgeon, or
someone who's mentally breathed.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
No, I thought three catamutes.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I thought that too, but I now accept that adults
wear crocs. I accept that adults wear crocs. It's a
plastic version of a birkenstock.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Right, And so you were saying, well, the person who saw.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
This collaboration at Parents Fashion Week and is quite moved
by the whole thing was Brickman.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
The reason I'm sad is not because you're in the final.
It's because of Poople. We're so proud of the Europe's woman.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
It's so acrid, and we're so proud of ourselves to
get to hear.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Right too. My bunions are killing me just looking at them.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
So, as I said, you've got to wait till fib sixty,
ya gotta.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Wait after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Well you've been warned.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Coming up good news for beer drinkers.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
On Gold you can see a whole lot more of
Jonesy and Demand or on our socials. Follow us on
Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Gold it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. I know that the
interest rate rise is affected to all of us.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, you work, I mean, you're a slum landlord.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
How many places of you are you playing off?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
You know?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
This is almost fingers to count on.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
This is something we don't need to talk about all right, okay,
and they're not slums. What I am concerned about. And
this has been something that's been going along for a
long long time in Australia. For the first time in
forty years, they're going to hang on to the price
of beer.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh, I was going to start raining men, you're going
to do what?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
No, for the first time in forty years. So for
forty years, the governments have been lifting the price of
the xcise on beer each time with inflation. So right
now we're playing anywhere between thirty and forty percent on
a cartoner beer. So you're to cartoner beer, you get
like a cartner beer these days, you're looking up to
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it between sixty and seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And up to forty percent of that is take percent
of it. So really, if we need another rum rebellion,
if you look at it, you're paying.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
We should be paying probably about thirty eight bucks for
cartoner beer, a thirty block of your favorite beer.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's what you should be paid for. So if this
goes through, this will be great.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
They're saying they're not going to raise the.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Australia's alcoholic X size is among the world's highest and
automatically rises twice a year with inflation. So I've passed
the bill will freeze indexation for two years starting on
August one, twenty twenty five. I have this doesn't coincide
when the gravity thing that you were talking about the
other day on Tin Hags.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
You think that was supposed to be August as well,
wasn't it when the Earth would lose gravity for seven
seconds and it'll all be plummet and get injured.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Well, I'm I'm rooting for the bill, okay, you know,
but forty percent like it could be worse.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
It could be married at first sight World thousand.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
You know, sometimes I think the end of the world
wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
Instagram is coming up if you'd like to play thirteen
fifty five twenty two on gold, jam Nation on Gold
it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Everybody that's money extra cash and Amanda's Yay. Ten questions
sixty seconds.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yay, You've got some good lines today.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
These are the worst. I'm going to talk to the
scriptwriters more than yay.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Those monkeys you can.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Pass if you don't know an answer, will come back
to that question. Of time for bit. You get all
the questions right, you win one thousand dollars and that's great.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question correctly. But it is double or or nothing.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's a Zach attack in Fitzroy.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Hello, Zach, Hey here were going.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Not too much.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
I'm just set work currently, so yeah, under to work.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Do you want to just give us any details of
what you do for cruss Sack.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I manage some retail stores. I'm just in one now
and yeah, I'm just watching the.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Street go by.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
What do you sell, Zach?
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Just men's wear?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Men's wear, well, Brendan's.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You're a kind of a big deal Zac. Maybe we
should set up a bit of a collab.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, that's it comes to me any time oka one
when I'm in Fitzroy.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
A new line of chaps. You wanted to put out jones,
you want to wear them frontless.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
And backwards chaps, chaps.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
We can call it Zach Zach's chaps.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Let's see what we can do for you.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
We're all good.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
This is good.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Ten question sixty seconds.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
If you're not sure, say pass Zach, Okay, we might
have time to come back.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Question number one, here we go, almond milk is made
from which nut?
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Almond?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Question two? What color is our ten dollar note?
Speaker 9 (38:03):
Blue?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Question three? Just keep swimming is a line in which
Disney film?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Question four?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
In which state would you find the mcg Melbourne?
Speaker 8 (38:13):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (38:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
When I was running through these with Jones earlier, he
made that same mistake.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I said Melbourne as well.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Zach.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, what do you put in toasta?
What read?
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Most people say toast toast. Luckily I'm a genius, Zach.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
We weren't here to catch you out.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
No, and Zach, I will be putting out my frontless
backs chapless range before too.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Long on the red carpet next, Zach, Thank you, Thank you, Zach.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Instagram back Monday, coming up, our social media dipstick with
the week that was digital Jenna jam on Gold It's
Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation across Australia.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We cover many social medias in this business, don't we. Media.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I don't know if media's is correct. Okay, Luckily, to
stop you and myself fighting? Is that correct? English? I
can't even tell here's Jenna, our social media guru Jenna.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
And she loves cats snapchat.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
She's a social media gl We like to call her
social media Dan.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
What's pop? And Hunt?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Please don't do that, Please never do that.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
One of the youth stations, you know what's pop' and Hunt?
What's pop?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
And hand Jenna? What bruises have we poked this week?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Okay, So it's been a really big week on the
Jointing and Amanda socials and it all started with the
Grammy Awards earlier in the week. So our most engaged
post of the week was a poll asking our followers
where the Chapel Roans outfit at the Grammys was appropriate?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Right?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
But this is where she pretty much had pegs attached
to her nipples and that was it.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
But they weren't her real nipples? Does it matter?
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Were they real pigs? And what do people think?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
So we received thousands of votes, with eighty eight percent
of people saying it was inappropriate. But it's Jane's comment
that sums it up.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Trip and loser nip, Yes, that's right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Our most popular video of the week was also from
our gras Loser Ball, who wore that it was Our
most popular video of the week was also from our
Grammy Award roundup and involves Share accidentally announcing Luther Vandross,
who died in two thousand and five, as the winner
of Record of the Year instead of Kendrick Lamar's Luthor.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
She was reading a wija board and.
Speaker 10 (40:41):
The Grammy goes to, oh, they Tommy was going.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
To be on the prompt.
Speaker 10 (40:57):
Oh, the Grammy goes to Luther Grandros.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
World Share, how old is she?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Parts of her are still twenty, but that's the new.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Issue shares up there. She's close to eighty.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Yeah, and so it's received around half a million views
on our socials, with the most like comment belonging to Anthony,
who says, don't let scene has announce bigger wards? Did
they not learn from Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway's oscar gag?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Interesting? Yeah, maybe when you're too old to driver, cation
be allowed to announce an Awardah, but he goes to
me hosting the Open Road.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Awards, We're going to see you being very quiet at
the load.
Speaker 8 (41:36):
But it was our tin Hat Tuesday conspiracy session, Yes,
that received the most online comment.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Loved it, yeap, So I'll start with Pacaro.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
He said, his conspiracy is that Bill Gates created COVID
so he could then create the vaccine that would inject
nanobots that would be activated by.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Five G towers. Sounds legit actually makes sense, makes.
Speaker 8 (41:55):
Sense, makes sense. Michael said, the conspiracy that Nick Curios
is tennis player. I'll end it with this one from
Tim So his favorite conspiracy is that Amanda retired five
years ago and moved to Nimbon and has since been
played by a stunt double and Jonesy hasn't even noticed yet.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
You know that would be very true. My head could
be locked off and replaced by a tennis record and he.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Wouldn't know the old Amanda.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
She used to be nicer, the old Amanda wearing Petulia
and say hey, man, I wish I was her.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
And I've got big, big news. So now new to
the show this week is Digital Jenner's.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Or Woman.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
This is where I choose my favorite moment of the week. Right, yeah,
So today's winner, it's a five hundred dollars chemist Squarehouse
about Chao Yeh is Dwayne and his conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I have always believed that Lady Guy is still alive
and is in a nursing home somewhere in France.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Makes sense to me. It makes most people perfect sense. Jenna,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
We like to call her.
Speaker 11 (43:08):
That's maybe a dance stay.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Why wouldn't you be in a nursing home? Why wouldn't
I be?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Why wouldn't you write? Auto? That's enough.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Well, have a safe weekend, frend you see on Monday.
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Download the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Now, let's skip the hell here.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Every second of Jonesy and Demanda on demand. Search for
us now on the iHeart app
Josie and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Dary, everybody on the Jonesy and Amanda shirt.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do.
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Ad Amanda, Madamanda.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm going to see Jonesy and the Ryle Jonesy but heard.
Speaker 6 (00:24):
Them describe him as a drunken idiot stones.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
School and learned school.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget. Shut up.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're hello there. It's Fryay. It's fry ry yay, fry yay.
The sixth of February. Hello, Amanda, Hello, we've all made
it to Friday. Hello Jim I right hey, I like
that shirt.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Thanks, very colorful.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Yeah, and now that I've paid you a compliment of
your shirt, you anything you'd like to say about my shirt?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
No, no, not really.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's nice. It's pink and it suits you.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't usually wear pink.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's what you said the last time you wore pink.
It was a different pink shirt. Maybe you've got a
variety of pink shirts, and every time you say you
don't wear them. I'm here to tell you you do.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
I have a spring in my step today because last
night I went out with my family and I didn't watch.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Merredith First Sight.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I don't get shut up, sorry fellasness, are you in
a fetal position in.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
The corner the sickness? But I didn't watch it because
I thought I've got better things to do in my life.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
But I have recorded it, so I'm gonna watch it tonight,
so I don't want I don't want to hear any
spoiler alerts. I don't want to hear whatever happened. I
don't you know, I've heard stuff, but I don't want
to I don't.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I think you can guess the spoilers.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm excited about today.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
She tell me why?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know who's joining us?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Brett McKenzie.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Brett mackenzie, Flight of the Concords.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
He's written music for the Muppet Show, is of the
Muppet Movies. He's just hilarious and wonderful. He's got a
show he's bringing to Australia.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
At this too.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Looking forward to catching up with Brett Instagram. Makes his
return later on on the show. But we can't do
anything afternoon Wise until we do the fast five.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Then let's do it afternoon.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Wise, Well, why don't you call us thirteen fifty five
twenty two for jam Nation, jam Nation on gold.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
From Compeller Bar to Caring Bars.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The street of Jonesy and demandas five.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
You're like a walking Australian outlets like it says, city
by have been the city of rocks, the city never slept,
so God of works, we have five questions with our
fast five. Can you go all the way and answer
all five correctly? So far two people have done this,
so I think the questions are pretty easy.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We've got a bit of a new audience now, so
for brainiacs.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
For brainiacs, we we used to play it early in
the morning. Yeah, working up, Yeah, Johnny sleepyhead, Johnny sleepyhead.
We should have known that by the surname, Are you
going to.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Get up early to catch Miles in Renmark? Are like Miles?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, let me expect and the rules he because Jones
always says can you answer all five questions? You don't
have to. You just have to answer question five correctly.
If you're still at question five, happy days. You get
a five hundred dollars domain vouch if you get that
question right.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So, Miles, you.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Ready to kick off.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
A Miles, let's go.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Here's question number one. Native to deserts in North and
South America is what prickly plant?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Tactics?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yeah, well maybe you should rest more.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
In the film Jurassic Park, where did the dinosaur DNA
come from?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Miles?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
It came from a mosquito that was captain thought. I
think either honey or tree bar.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, it was amber, but it was the mosquito inside
the amber. Nicely done. Let's play monster mash.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Let's kick off this.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
This will test your Miles. We munched two songs together.
Can you tell us what they are?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Steal?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What are your record?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Miles?
Speaker 8 (04:11):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I don't name the song, but it's fun band i've
listened to.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I'm sorry, we're going to need more than I listened to.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I think he's right.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Give it to a band that he's listened to. Thanks Miles.
From Miles to Stacey and Kolanga.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Hello, Stacey, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
This is tricky? Do you want to hear the songs again?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Gosh, let's do it here, they come here, they so slow?
Well any idea, Stacy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, Stacy?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
All right, well let's uh, let's have a breather and
we'll come back. If you'd like to join us. Thirteen
fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Would you just like to hear more zydercoone music? Maybe
that's how this goes.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
It's Friday, we're getting the vibe. Come on, it's Jonesy
Demanda's jam Nation on Gold.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demanda on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app Gold.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Jonesy and demandas five boy, yes, five questions? Did you
go the way and answer five correctly?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well, we're only up to question three and we're stuck here.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
When Amanda says that that's code for hurry up dumbo.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Now it's monster mash, which isn't easy.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Let's kick off this monster.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
We've got Rick in Morley, Hi, Rick, how are you going?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I Rick, very well, very well, I'm insisting on today.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Rick Jonesy takes it very fast for me. It's not
greeted given.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
It's like if you're a group of three people and
I'm standing up there and you come up to and
just I know a man is a big deal mate.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, but I was the one who started it.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I said Hi, Rick, Yeah, and you say, oh, this
is my friend Jones.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I didn't say that, though, did I?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
None? None taken Rick, appreciate them.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay, Rick, we're going to play two songs and a
mashed together. Can you tell us what they are?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Any ideas?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Rick?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Yeah? I was kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And what's the other one?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Got me?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, I can't get it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
You've given us one, thank you, Rick, Rick's given us one.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Belinda is in kin Ross.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Hi, Blinda, good good eye. Guys will give you this one.
One of the songs is I Was Made for Loving You.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
By, which always gives me PTSD because that was the
song I danced to on Dancing with the Start.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's given all of us PTSD. So my great moments, Belinda,
knowing that that's one of the songs, focus on what
the other one might be.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Here it is, so, Belinda, I think I know what
it is?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Bookie wonders Yes, Earth, wind and fire.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
When Jones dances a lot of wind, don't celebrate too much.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Blinda, You've got two more questions to go in which
of these sitcoms do the characters not commonly meet in
a cafe?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
A Frasier b Seinfeld? Or See How I Met Your Mother?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Which ones don't meet in a cafe?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I think it's see how I mean the pub?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
The pub?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Now this is question here, This is where you can
win the five hundred dollars de main voucher. Here we go, Belinda,
The Flight of the Concords are a comedy duo? From
which country? You fell over at the last hurdle?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Clinton is in Croyd and Clinton, you are going to
do a full on Bradbury, which is appropriate with the
Winter Games coming on.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You're ready to go number five for you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Clinton?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Absolutely, here we go.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
The Flight of the Concords are a comedy duo from
which country?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
One of my favorite comedy setups of all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I've got to be New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
New Zealand, you'd be happy to know we have Brett
mackenzie from Flight of the Concords joining us on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
In fact, a few moments Clinton, congratulations were listening.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Congratulations You've won the five hundred dollars domain voucher as
a man that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Says you are the your domain man a domain Enjoy
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Speaker 6 (09:05):
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Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hurry for a liver at a time, Clinton, anything you'd
like to add?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Oh God, thank you very much, real thanks Clinton.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
And of course Brett mackenzie he's going to be joining
us next on jam Nation, jam Nation on Gold.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation Flight of the Concords? How
good was Flight of the Concords?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
If you haven't seen Flight of the Concords, it's two
gormless kiwis living in New York City with their manager Murray,
trying to make it as musicians, trying to make the dream.
They are so hapless, they're a little bit thick yep.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
And the.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Story, the whole show is about them as musicians, and
it's just absolutely comedically.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Brilliant and they're pursuit for success and their single stalker
fan that they've got, but also them being confused with Australians.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm a person, Brett's a person. You're a person.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
That person over there is a person, and each person
deserves to be treated like a person.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It's a great speech.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Too bad.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
New Zealanders are a bunch of cockya holds des send
it from criminals.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Are you're thinking of Australians, Yeah, that's Australian.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Australians.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
No, no, no, New Zealanders.
Speaker 9 (10:18):
They throw another strimp on the barbie right around in
your kangaroos all day.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
Australians.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
You're thinking of Australians.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's not us. I've totally confused you with Australians. I
feel terrible.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Your accents they're just kind of similar.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Accidents are completely different.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
They're like where's the car, and we're like where's the car?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Look, you can uncover your eyes.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
They're not Australians, they're New Zealanders.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Brett mackenzie, who's one of the Flight of the Concords,
is going to be joining us shortly. He's gone on
to do some extraordinary things in his solo career. For example,
he won an Academy Award for Best Original Song for
the song Man or Muppet in the Muppet Film in
twenty twelve.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
A man.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Or m Man, the Farmer, Muppet, the Fly Muppet.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
My Mummy.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Or em man Man I Love you so much the
farmer man that meets me a muffet of the man.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
He also may be in your Ears from the latest
Minecraft film Cold.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
We are pathetically excited because we're going to be talking
to him next.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Brett McKenzie joining us on jam Nation, Jam jam Nation
on Gold It's Jones, you demand, It's jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Who doesn't love Brett mackenzie. He is, of course, one
half of the Kiwi musical comedy duo Flight of the Concords.
He's also the songwriting powerhouse behind the movies The Muppets.
I found one of the songs in the Muppets, that's
the one you want an Academy Award for Man or
Muppets so moving. I wept during it. Imagine crying in
a Muppets movie. He's also done the music for Minecraft,
(12:10):
the movie He is a genius or Brace Yourself Soon
he's heading across the Tasman to us to bring his
tour to our shores, and he joins us now, Brett mackenzie,
Hello and.
Speaker 9 (12:20):
Jon Z hey Man, thanks for that show.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I was going to do a role call. I was
going to say, Okay, let's do a role call, but
I thought, you know, if Brett's here, that's right, and
Jones murray, we can we can start the we can
start the interview. But it's so great to talk to you.
I must say.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Flight of the Concords was something that bonded me with
my son and my nephew or anyone around that age.
It was something that we could all share as far
as you know, just phrases from the show and things
like that.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
It was such a such a great show.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, we were so lucky.
Speaker 9 (12:49):
A few people have come up to us over the
years and said that it was one of those shows
they could watch with their teenage kids. Now those kids
are adults, they've all grown up. But it was quite
a cool show for connecting people.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
And I've got that.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
I've got young kids now, and so I do know
what they mean. Like when you find a show that
everyone can watch together, it's such a win for the family.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
What are the phrases that people most quote to you
from the show?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Brett?
Speaker 9 (13:13):
You've got it going on? Often shadowed across the street at.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Me, because as long as it's not it's business, that's right.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
And then often sometimes you know my name Brett, when
the American you know got called Britt in America because
the accent and everything. And sometimes in America I go
into a cafe in order to take away coffee and
they say what's your name and I say Brett, and
they got someone goes Britt and I don't know Brett.
And then it continues to play out and you see
someone on the line who's a Concords fan can't believe
(13:45):
that this is happening in real life.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Also, you've composed so many I didn't realize I was
just reading here that you composed from The Simpsons that
Homer goes through the windshield the Simpsons.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
So fun writing for the Simpsons because you do the
demo and then you email it off and then and
then it comes back and it's got the Simpsons singing
it hard.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
You've won an Oscar, You've won a Grammy, which is
the one that's that people are most impressed by at
a barbecue.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I would recommend winning an Oscar if you're looking for
barbecue credibility handy one. It's a good one.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
And if you like that scene from notting Hill, you're
standing there and someone says, so what do you do?
And you say, well, I'm you know I'm in I'm
in the arts, and I go good for.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You, that's right.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
I remember one time when i'd left. I did a
lot of theater at school and was in bands at school,
and I remember I went to like a kind of
a sort of traditional boys college, you know, like we
wore uniforms and and and I remember when I was nineteen,
I was at university and I got one of those
student jobs. And the job I got was wearing a
costume of a boat to promote the local theory.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
And I was standing down in the.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
Business district in Wellington handing out flyers for the fairy
and it was I didn't real I was like, it's
not bad, you know, twenty five minus an hour or something.
This is a good Saturday morning job. And then this
guy walks up in a suit and he's like, Brett,
how's it going.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I didn't see me at school? And he was like,
he's like, you're still You're still doing the theater?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah, ut less you got a little tug.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Excuse me with your show?
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I mean you're you're a comedian, you're a musician, you're
a storyteller. What kind of what bread do we get
at the show?
Speaker 10 (15:33):
Show.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Yeah, Well, the tour, I'm bringing a giant band, an
eight piece band from New Zealand, and the show is
a kind of live mixture of a music gig. So
when the band kicks in, it's a full sounds awesome.
I've got like horns and backing singers and the band's
really cool. And then in between songs, I start telling
stories from TV and film and you know, traveling and
(15:54):
you know, anecdotes and stuff, and then I play a
mixture of new songs from the records of and then
songs from Simpsons and Concords and Muppets, and the show
really ends up being kind of a mixture of music.
It really is a mixture of music and comedy.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
The band's not split ends, is it. By any chance?
You could kill two? Yeah, there's a couple of the
New Zealand bess.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
We will claim them as our own if you don't mind.
Speaker 10 (16:17):
Brett.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Thank you, yeah, Bred, it's so good to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
For tickets and tour information, head to tag Dainty dot
com dot are you Bret McKenzie, Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Thanks so much.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Jonesy, see you, Amanda, see you in Australia.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Indeed, you will coming up the pub test.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
It's controversial af bags in a parking space with your person?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Does that pass the pump text person?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Jonesy and Amanda listen to the podcast whenever you want
with the free iheartapp.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I won't now about the miracle of recording.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Jonesy and Amanda, Amanda, those are two great names.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I'm not a scam. That's the chemistry between them. But
how much, let's religind your own business.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
And shut you.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I wish you were with your show.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
Where hello are there? Fri yay and back by popular demand?
This is Jonesy's big fat popular popular demand.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'd like to see the emails. I'd like to see
it wasn't the people on social saying. I demanded the.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Man in the street.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
I was at my local purveyor of coffee and he said,
you know, Jonesy, you know what you need to do
to get another big factor and that's a good segment
on the shot, Didny?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That's what he said, It's just like you. It's interesting. Well,
you know, we'll probably share the same sort of interests.
I guess. Very nice guy.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
And then the police arrived and tasing him.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I can't go against what the people want and fair
enough to.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
So we're going to have a big fact.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes we are.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I call that radio putty. We may as well just
spray the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And this day information is the domain of a lazy
radio yesterday.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
When you're lazy on a Thursday, and then you're doing
this on a Friday, you know you're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Someone doing on this day information. You know it's a
lazy radiation. It's Friday.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test today.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
This is one you brought to the table.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Physically reserving all bags in a car spot. What do
you think does that pass the pub test?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Have that for you?
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Next on jam Nation, jam Nation on Gold It's Jonesie
Demander's jam Nation. When there's big issues to discuss, we
go straight down to the Jonesy demand of arms.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Four the pub test top test does look past the
pub test, hub test test.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
Test.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
The pub test doesn't pass the sniff test and stop it.
It's not helpful.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
And today, physically reserving a car spot does it pass
the pub test?
Speaker 4 (18:33):
This is a spicy one. People take their car spaces
very very seriously. So this is what's happened. A woman,
as you say, has sparked fierce debate after physically reserving
a beachside parking spot. Even more precious is a spot
at the beach. So she was with her friend. She
saw a spot she knew other friends were joining them.
Her friend parked, but she jumped out and baged the
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other spot by standing in it and waving other traffic away.
She was saying, people, my friends, just in the corner.
She'll be here in a minute. She's just around the corner.
She wasn't around the corner. It was about five minutes later.
But even if she's around the corner. It's interesting because
some of the responses to this people have said, I
think if it's less than a minute, that's fine. I
don't think it's fine under any circumstances.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Stand at parking now, if you're a human, I don't
think you can do it.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
I'm gonna mate. He's a trade the power of the cone,
the witch's hat. He puts a witch's hat down and
it's sacrisacked.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No one will move that out.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
That's interesting. So if you just going to the beach
and want to bags the spot for your feet, he.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Puts that two witches hats, which is people just go okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's like some magical talisman that keeps people away.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
But if they knew he was using it for civilian purposes.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
He uses it for severe purpose, right, Because I said,
just because you've got a ute with a ladder on
top and your name down the side, doesn't mean you
can have cat blanche.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
But what about physically reserving a spot or using a body,
using your human self to stand there, but your friend
to stand there, or say Mum's coming in a second whatever.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I would never do that.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Being a motorcyclist many times over the reserve spaces by
using my bike. But you've got to walk away from
the space. You can't hit near the bike because people
just to run. Why is that guy taking up a
whole car space with his motorbike? You're gonna run around
the corner and hide.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
This is big stuff. It doesn't sound like much, but people,
particularly the beach. If you're standing there saying you can't
park here, people are going are you kidding me? Is
this all right? Other people are saying this is fine,
this is entrepreneurial. Man eat man, dog eat dog?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
What are you eating at the beach. What world are
you living in?
Speaker 4 (20:32):
How do you feel physically reserving a castpot? Is it okay?
Does it pass the pub tees.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two Your call is coming up
on jam Nation, jam Nation right on gold. It's Jonesy
demand as jam nation to the pub batman.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
The pub test top test does not past the pub
test hub test to test test test, the pub test
doesn't pass the slift test, and stop it. It's not
helpful today.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Physically reserving a castpot with your own person, your human self.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Reserving a spot without a car pretty much, but using
yourself to stand there and say, sorry, I'm bagging this spot.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Can you do that? I say, no, Dice. I've got
a mate.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
He's a tradee. He's got witches hats in his ute
and he puts them down. And in Australia we respect
the power of the witches.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
We would rather respect the bit of plastic than a
human body.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It speaks volumes, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's because you can't yell at a witch's hat.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Someone who said it's an Australian, an Australian mate, well,
the witch's hat or was standing.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
There, standing there as a person you can't do it.
It takes a lot of guts to.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Do it, or I've thought about it, the more I
think you can't.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Is it entrepreneurial or is it just playing no way
physically reserving a car spot. Is it past the pub test?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I absolutely do not think it passes the pub test.
It's got a bit of low form of car part
bad behavior.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
No, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Just holds up the flow of traffic, and I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Think the way it should be first in perserve.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It absolutely does not.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
If it's over about a minute, you can get someone
to get out to get to the path.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Of your right next to it to help pull in.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
But if there's so many people around looking for parts,
you can't spend over sixty seconds physically reserving one waiting
for your car will arrive.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
In my mind's probably nothing more on Australian really reserving
a spot for someone who hasn't worked hard enough to
drive around and look for a spot. So I've done
the work to be driving around and round in circles
and there's a spot available and there's a person standing there.
I'd been trying to claim that spot as my own
as quickly as possible. No, you cannot do that.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Technically it's probably illegal to stand in the spot, but
it's also kind of add.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
There you go, Australia.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
It's interesting what we call an Australian Astralia Australian because
you've done hard work driving.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Around, running over a pedestrian who's standing in the spot.
That's Australia. That's fine, that's fine coming out.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
What about the actor that gave up acting because of
a certain role that he was offered.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
He was offered a certain role in a film and
he said, are you hit me? And then it was
outraged when he heard who got it? We'll tell you
more next on jam Nation Jam jam Nation Gold. It's
Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation across Australia. Did you ever see
the Emoji film?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I heard about the Emoji film, but I didn't see
the Emoji film.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I thought it was a joke. I'm surprised. Look, my
kids aren't in that drop zone anymore. But it was
actually made and you know what it growth? This was
from I think it was twenty eighteen or something. It
grows over two hundred and seventeen million dollars worldwide.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Yep, I reckon you could have featured in the Emoji film.
You do the crazy face, you know, the crazy walking.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It's exact understanding the noise of it now, and that's enough.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's exactly your face.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
It won all the Razzie Awards for it won the
Razzi Award for Worst Picture, the Worst Director, and the
Worst Screenplay. So well, clean, clean, sweet, congratulations want me
to read you? And there's a reason I'm talking about it.
But what could possibly the synopsis be to want me
to read to you? The synopsis I've just googled it.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Hidden inside a smartphone, the bustling city of text Opolis
is home to all the emojis. Each emoji has only
one facial expression, except for Gene, an exuberant emoji with
multiple expressions, determined to become normal like the other emojis.
He and that's the synopsiscond.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
He wants to be like everyone else.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
And I assume at the end of the movie they
say you're amazing as you are. I'm just guessing that's
how it goes. Spoiler alert, save yourself some money and
you don't have to see it. But I saw this
great thing. Do you know Jordan Peel, Yeah, he's Ke
and Pele from Key and Peerle, one of my favorite
comedy duos ever. And if you haven't seen their show,
I haven't seen any of their sketches pop up on
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your socials. You may have seen the meme that features
him where he just starts to sweat. He gets more
and more uncomfortable as a scenario with his wife plays out,
and at the end there's just water pouring from his head.
This is the sketch.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I've just been noticing that every time I leave to
go out, the next time I open the computer, the
browser history has been cleared.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's weird.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Yesterday I went food shopping for like fifty minutes. I
used a computer before I went to the store, and
when I came back, my history was gone, the cash
was cleared, and the cookies have been reset.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
Hum.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Maybe there's something wrong with the computer, you know, And
this is one of those things whenever it gets interrupted
from the power source, it has to reboot and it
just totally wipes out the history.
Speaker 7 (25:23):
Be honest, babe, it's porn, right, porn?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
What's oh?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Pornography?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
No, it's okay. If you look at porn. I assumed
you did anyways, I mean every guy does. I'm perfectly
okay with that as long as it's not that weird stuff.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, that's where the switch coming up.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Well, the reason I mentioned him and the Emoji movie
is I recently came across this. This has happened a
couple of years ago. But he said that that the
Emoji movie stopped him acting and he wasn't even in it,
or ridgie what he has said. The Emoji movie he
actually helped me quit acting. I was offered the role
of poop, he said, this is true. I wouldn't make
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this up. I was like, well, that's beeped up. I
told my manager that's beeped up.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Let me sleep on it.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I came back the next day and said, what are
they offering and they said, oh, well they've already given
it to sir Patrick Studd Patrick Straw, and I said,
beep this and he's given up acting. If you can't
even get the poop, If you can't play poop, what's
the point of keeping going?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Who got egg planed?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Who was it in plan?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Sound Charlie, She Charlie, she'd.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Be eggplant, that's for sure. He'd be crazy. Faces you
I'm looking. I'm waiting for the call.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
This will please you immensely.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
It's back what the big fat jam on Gold? It's
Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. Across Australia.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Sometimes there's space in a radio show that needs to
be filled.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
And that's when I say, why don't we get out?
The putty is known as Jones's Big.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Fanc Not at all, it's information and entertainment.
Speaker 8 (27:04):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Is it wrapped up in a nice jingle? Singer Cali Ray,
it's a.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Big fact and it's not crazy.
Speaker 11 (27:12):
At something says he's a big fat baby.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
No, it's a big fact baby.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm ready. Let's be factual.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Married at first sight.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
While in Australia, in the UK, marriages are not legally
binding due to local laws requiring notice participants take part
in a commitment ceremony instead. But in the US, in contrast,
marriages in the version over there are legally binding. Participants
must sign prenuptial agreements and the production team often covers
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initial divorce costs if the relationship fails.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Is this why in movies and things and sitcoms they
American couples can just run off and get married. You
can't do that in Australia because you have to lodge
paperwork and you have to certain cooling off period.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Exactly. We love paperwork in this country and I'm kind
of grateful of you. You wouldn't read about that, would you.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Shut up.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Those guys have trouble with its bag and it's not correct.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
So imagine if your mom or dad goes on that
show legally marries. Can you lose your inheritance?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I don't know, do you It's like a game show.
Do you get the white goods as well?
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, you lose your mind and your dignity.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Coming up, two thousand dollars on the way Instagram next hour,
and you've got news about new Crocs.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
You know, Crocs, whether you like them or not. Brendan
obviously have made a huge comeback, but some of their
collaborations are really weird. We'll talk about it.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Next coming up on jam Nation. You're listening to the
Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Yeah, I sing a request for
them to do it again, En and Amanda.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
They should lay off the moonshine, always going to manage
it's so weak.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I love Friday Friday. It just suits us. It suits us,
you and me on a Friday.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
But Friday, you know drive, I like it. The week
is behind us, people are heading home for their weekends.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Everything's going well. The weekend is ahead. And what about this?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Digital Jenna is coming up our social media dipstick to
see how we're fearing on social media.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Well, to see what things we've spoken about that have
touched nerves in a good handbag.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Your tin hat Tuesday certainly touched a lot of nerves.
You've had to put on more people just to deal
with the conspiracy.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Theories, so I shouldn't have put it onto my feelings.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
But also this week with Digital Jenna, we're going to
have a man of the Match prize thanks to Digital Jenna,
some of that she deems worthy of winning five hundred
dollars thanks to Chemist Warehouse thanks to Chemists Wharehouse by
Swiss and Chemist Wharehouse.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
For your chance to win, see online for details. Ns
W twenty five. Isn't that no? It is my birthday
that is coming up.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Also, Instagram makes its return your chance with two thousand
dollars on gold.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Jam Nation Gold It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
You know I'm a fashionista Brendan You know that, don't you?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
You are?
Speaker 4 (30:24):
You're a plate fashion plate girls, bring a plate. We've
seen some unusual things in recent years. One of my favorites,
remember the baguette handbag made by the company is it
Machina Moss Sheena two thousand dollars for a handbag that
looked like a long, long bagette. Yep, I was quite
taken with it. There was another one that was looked
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like a celery stick. But it's a handbag.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
You've got a bag that just looks like a goon
bag or is that just actually a good no?
Speaker 4 (30:51):
No, it's shaped a goon bag with a working nozzle. Yep,
you've got a working nozzle.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Well, yeah, it works when I don't need it to.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
I don't put alcohol and it's just my phone and
that's baddie.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well you keep away from my working nozzle.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Remember there was last year we also saw a bangle.
I think it might have been from Balenciaga or one
of those that had It was just like a big
roll of sticky tape. And the only reason you knew
it was from a famous designers because that was on
that cardboard insert inside it. So I'm always I do
like something that's a little bit quirky. I do like
something that's a little bit novel.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
But as you get older, the more you dress up quirky,
then you're starting to look like one of those eccentric people.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
And you know what have it?
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Look, I'm wearing three brooches today, and I've decided this
year I'm going to be more potentially mental. I'm going
to dress a little more eccentrically.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Because that's how mister T started. Just one chain and
then I bit it a fool that doesn't bling up?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
What about this? Though? Lego has done a collab with
Crocs at Paris Fashion Week, even the idea that Crocs
were at Paris.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Say about Crocs, not Krocs, Croc Crocs.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
Well, they're not going to do a fashion collaboration with
a reptile.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well the cost did actually you.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Make it for well for them the cost of fortune
exactly see what I did there? No, this is fans
are freaking out over this collaboration between Lego and Kroc Footwear.
People have said it's brick tacular. I'm going to show
you a picture of it and you can help me describe.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Well, it just looks like a giant clog. Well, no,
it's not a clog.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's like a shoe box made to look like a brick, lego,
a lego brick.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
It looks ridiculous, it does.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
And how uncomfortable would they be to wear?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That would be dreadful?
Speaker 4 (32:37):
It was unveiled, as I said at Paris Fashion Week.
Do you want to know how much it is? It's
about one hundred and fifty bucks. It's not going to
be available till feb sixteen, so please go crazy, you know,
go crazy saving up until then because you're not going
to get it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
But it's only one hundred and fifty bucks. That's cheap.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Well maybe that's one hundred and fifty US dollars. What
would that be about two hundred and thirty. They're saying
they're a great conversation starter, but they're collectible, but they're
not particularly sensible. But they are an all weather solution, right,
you know who got a shock when you first saw them?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Because I'll just say this before anyone who wears crocs, Now,
you can either be a kid, or a surgeon, or
someone who's mentally breathed.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
No, I thought three catamutes.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I thought that too, but I now accept that adults
wear crocs. I accept that adults wear crocs. It's a
plastic version of a birkenstock.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Right, And so you were saying, well, the person who saw.
Speaker 4 (33:34):
This collaboration at Parents Fashion Week and is quite moved
by the whole thing was Brickman.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
The reason I'm sad is not because you're in the final.
It's because of Poople. We're so proud of the Europe's woman.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
It's so acrid, and we're so proud of ourselves to
get to hear.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Right too. My bunions are killing me just looking at them.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
So, as I said, you've got to wait till fib sixty,
ya gotta.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Wait after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Well you've been warned.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Coming up good news for beer drinkers.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
On Gold you can see a whole lot more of
Jonesy and Demand or on our socials. Follow us on
Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Gold it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. I know that the
interest rate rise is affected to all of us.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, you work, I mean, you're a slum landlord.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
How many places of you are you playing off?
Speaker 8 (34:29):
You know?
Speaker 4 (34:30):
This is almost fingers to count on.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
This is something we don't need to talk about all right, okay,
and they're not slums. What I am concerned about. And
this has been something that's been going along for a
long long time in Australia. For the first time in
forty years, they're going to hang on to the price
of beer.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh, I was going to start raining men, you're going
to do what?
Speaker 6 (34:55):
No, for the first time in forty years. So for
forty years, the governments have been lifting the price of
the xcise on beer each time with inflation. So right
now we're playing anywhere between thirty and forty percent on
a cartoner beer. So you're to cartoner beer, you get
like a cartner beer these days, you're looking up to
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it between sixty and seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And up to forty percent of that is take percent
of it. So really, if we need another rum rebellion,
if you look at it, you're paying.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
We should be paying probably about thirty eight bucks for
cartoner beer, a thirty block of your favorite beer.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's what you should be paid for. So if this
goes through, this will be great.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
They're saying they're not going to raise the.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Australia's alcoholic X size is among the world's highest and
automatically rises twice a year with inflation. So I've passed
the bill will freeze indexation for two years starting on
August one, twenty twenty five. I have this doesn't coincide
when the gravity thing that you were talking about the
other day on Tin Hags.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
You think that was supposed to be August as well,
wasn't it when the Earth would lose gravity for seven
seconds and it'll all be plummet and get injured.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Well, I'm I'm rooting for the bill, okay, you know,
but forty percent like it could be worse.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
It could be married at first sight World thousand.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
You know, sometimes I think the end of the world
wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
Instagram is coming up if you'd like to play thirteen
fifty five twenty two on gold, jam Nation on Gold
it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Everybody that's money extra cash and Amanda's Yay. Ten questions
sixty seconds.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yay, You've got some good lines today.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
These are the worst. I'm going to talk to the
scriptwriters more than yay.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Those monkeys you can.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Pass if you don't know an answer, will come back
to that question. Of time for bit. You get all
the questions right, you win one thousand dollars and that's great.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question correctly. But it is double or or nothing.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It's a Zach attack in Fitzroy.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Hello, Zach, Hey here were going.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Not too much.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
I'm just set work currently, so yeah, under to work.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Do you want to just give us any details of
what you do for cruss Sack.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
I manage some retail stores. I'm just in one now
and yeah, I'm just watching the.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Street go by.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
What do you sell, Zach?
Speaker 10 (37:21):
Just men's wear?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Men's wear, well, Brendan's.
Speaker 6 (37:25):
You're a kind of a big deal Zac. Maybe we
should set up a bit of a collab.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Yeah, that's it comes to me any time oka one
when I'm in Fitzroy.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
A new line of chaps. You wanted to put out jones,
you want to wear them frontless.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
And backwards chaps, chaps.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
We can call it Zach Zach's chaps.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Let's see what we can do for you.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
We're all good.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
This is good.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
Ten question sixty seconds.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Now.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
If you're not sure, say pass Zach, Okay, we might
have time to come back.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
All right, let's do it.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Question number one, here we go, almond milk is made
from which nut?
Speaker 5 (37:59):
Almond?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Question two? What color is our ten dollar note?
Speaker 9 (38:03):
Blue?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Question three? Just keep swimming is a line in which
Disney film?
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Question four?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
In which state would you find the mcg Melbourne?
Speaker 8 (38:13):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (38:15):
No?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
When I was running through these with Jones earlier, he
made that same mistake.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
I said Melbourne as well.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Zach.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, what do you put in toasta?
What read?
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Most people say toast toast. Luckily I'm a genius, Zach.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
We weren't here to catch you out.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
No, and Zach, I will be putting out my frontless
backs chapless range before too.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Long on the red carpet next, Zach, Thank you, Thank you, Zach.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
Instagram back Monday, coming up, our social media dipstick with
the week that was digital Jenna jam on Gold It's
Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation across Australia.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We cover many social medias in this business, don't we. Media.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I don't know if media's is correct. Okay, Luckily, to
stop you and myself fighting? Is that correct? English? I
can't even tell here's Jenna, our social media guru Jenna.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
And she loves cats snapchat.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
She's a social media gl We like to call her
social media Dan.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
What's pop? And Hunt?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Please don't do that, Please never do that.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
One of the youth stations, you know what's pop' and Hunt?
What's pop?
Speaker 4 (39:31):
And hand Jenna? What bruises have we poked this week?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Okay, So it's been a really big week on the
Jointing and Amanda socials and it all started with the
Grammy Awards earlier in the week. So our most engaged
post of the week was a poll asking our followers
where the Chapel Roans outfit at the Grammys was appropriate?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Right?
Speaker 4 (39:52):
But this is where she pretty much had pegs attached
to her nipples and that was it.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
But they weren't her real nipples? Does it matter?
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Were they real pigs? And what do people think?
Speaker 8 (40:03):
So we received thousands of votes, with eighty eight percent
of people saying it was inappropriate. But it's Jane's comment
that sums it up.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Trip and loser nip, Yes, that's right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Our most popular video of the week was also from
our gras Loser Ball, who wore that it was Our
most popular video of the week was also from our
Grammy Award roundup and involves Share accidentally announcing Luther Vandross,
who died in two thousand and five, as the winner
of Record of the Year instead of Kendrick Lamar's Luthor.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
She was reading a wija board and.
Speaker 10 (40:41):
The Grammy goes to, oh, they Tommy was going.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
To be on the prompt.
Speaker 10 (40:57):
Oh, the Grammy goes to Luther Grandros.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
World Share, how old is she?
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Parts of her are still twenty, but that's the new.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Issue shares up there. She's close to eighty.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Yeah, and so it's received around half a million views
on our socials, with the most like comment belonging to Anthony,
who says, don't let scene has announce bigger wards? Did
they not learn from Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway's oscar gag?
Speaker 4 (41:24):
Interesting? Yeah, maybe when you're too old to driver, cation
be allowed to announce an Awardah, but he goes to
me hosting the Open Road.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Awards, We're going to see you being very quiet at
the load.
Speaker 8 (41:36):
But it was our tin Hat Tuesday conspiracy session, Yes,
that received the most online comment.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Loved it, yeap, So I'll start with Pacaro.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
He said, his conspiracy is that Bill Gates created COVID
so he could then create the vaccine that would inject
nanobots that would be activated by.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Five G towers. Sounds legit actually makes sense, makes.
Speaker 8 (41:55):
Sense, makes sense. Michael said, the conspiracy that Nick Curios
is tennis player. I'll end it with this one from
Tim So his favorite conspiracy is that Amanda retired five
years ago and moved to Nimbon and has since been
played by a stunt double and Jonesy hasn't even noticed yet.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
You know that would be very true. My head could
be locked off and replaced by a tennis record and he.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Wouldn't know the old Amanda.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
She used to be nicer, the old Amanda wearing Petulia
and say hey, man, I wish I was her.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
And I've got big, big news. So now new to
the show this week is Digital Jenner's.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Or Woman.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
This is where I choose my favorite moment of the week. Right, yeah,
So today's winner, it's a five hundred dollars chemist Squarehouse
about Chao Yeh is Dwayne and his conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
I have always believed that Lady Guy is still alive
and is in a nursing home somewhere in France.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Makes sense to me. It makes most people perfect sense. Jenna,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
We like to call her.
Speaker 11 (43:08):
That's maybe a dance stay.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Why wouldn't you be in a nursing home? Why wouldn't
I be?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Why wouldn't you write? Auto? That's enough.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Well, have a safe weekend, frend you see on Monday.
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Download the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Now, let's skip the hell here.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
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