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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jones and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
The Jonesy and Amanda Show. Georgeous Amanda.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do a mad Amanda,
Mad Mad Amanda. I go to see Jonesy and the
Eryle Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay
in school and learned school.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
You would never forget.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Shut up, Amanda, It's Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Wow, do you think people are still scared of Finn
of the thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't mess with it. I just don't mess with
I don't go walking under the ladders.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Breaking mirrors or breaking wind.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Catch on that. But you know, black cats and all
that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Today more than other days or any day.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, I'm probably more aware of it. But also I
don't want to make people anxious, because I don't know
if you've noticed, there's a lot of things to make
people anxious in the world at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I've just gone this very second to chat GPT to say,
what are the superstitions around Friday the thirteenth. It's considered
unlucky in many Western cultures because Friday and the number
thirteen have long histories of superstition. I didn't know if
Friday did. When they fall together, some people think it's
particularly unlucky day here. Some of the biggest superstitions. Avoid
travel or major decision. Don't fly and start a new job,

(01:28):
dot's only contract. Don't get married, don't make any big
purchases as if I'm not going to do that. Although
interesting and this is what you need to hold on to,
studies show no increases in accidents on that day, So
statistically this is all fine. Everyone chill app But it
does say don't walk under ladders on be where black

(01:49):
Cat's on Friday the thirteenth. Breaking a mirror is worse today.
Don't open a number oll other indoors, stay in or
be extra cautious. It said that a surprisingly large number
of people avoid driving, They postpone trips, They call in
sick to work because they think the day's on.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Lady, okay, but it's even more.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'mlucky to sit your own home, isn't it exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Imagine that you're calling sick and a plane falls on
your house.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
There's a name for the fear of the day of
Friday the thirteenth. I'm going to attempt to read it out. Wow,
don't try and get this tattooed. You wouldn't have enough space.
Para scavy decker triphobia.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Para scavy deck of triphobia. What he said, look out
for it? Well, you know what distracts you from Friday
over thirteenth, Guy.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Sebastian, Oh, he's on our show today.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, because you know what. That show is starring that lady.
What's that lady? That nice lady from the Telly She's
on the Living Room. She's on so many shows beyond
two thousands nice lady. Oh she's a nice lady. Anyway,
That show starting again on Sunday and Sunday Night. And
Guy sat as we like to call him, will be
joining us and we can't do anything until we do
the fast fire.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Do you like to give us a call? Thirteen fifty
five twenty two please do?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
On Gold gam Nation Gold it's Jonesy demand of driving
you home for jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Jonesy and demanders.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Fine, not leaning into the Friday the thirteenth vibe, but
five questions can you go all the way and answer
all five questions correctly?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
What will you sounds that you are leaning in?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I don't want to be anxious in this anxious world
in which we live.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Look, hello, Jacob, how are you.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Good?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
How you guys?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Are you a subscriber to being anxious on Friday the thirteenth?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Not necessarily?

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Why?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I just wondering because some people are suspicious, suspicious, superstitious, superstitious,
very superstitious.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
The writing's on the wall, Jacob.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Stevie wonders, So don't don't be freaked out, Jacob, You're
going to be okay.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's good. His question is freaking out?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Don't freak out? Question number one, which celebrity chef is
infamous for his use of foul language. I'm God, Randy
Ramsey here is who are you an idiot? Sandwich? That
sandwich has earned him a crust over the years. Apparently,
in his autobiography he was unaware of the extent of
his swearing until he watched himself on television.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Maybe a lot more people should do.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
That a bit more self aware.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Let's play monster mass Jacob.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Jacob, we've munched two songs together. Can you tell us
what they are?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Sorry, goodness, Jacob.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Rubs, Yes, very good and.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Was there some Rob Thomas in.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Surprise? You got scrubs?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
That's Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. Let's go do Heidelberg. Kathy, Hello,
how are you?

Speaker 7 (04:55):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I was once run over by a motorcycle in Heidelberg
when I was fine years of age.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's just like you know how elephant man was His
mother was trampled by an elephant, and hence.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's why I love motorcycles. I remember it very vividly.
I was in a back lane, just in the back
streets of Heidelberg. They're kicking the footy around as you
would do, were visiting our cousins, and this motorcycle came
out and know where I ran out straight in front
of it? Was my fault, ran straight out in front
of it, and I remember my dad putting his cigarette
down on My brother tells me put his cigarette down

(05:25):
on the fence and came over, switched the motorbike up
and off and gathered me up. And I had all
this like blood in my hair, and the ambulance came.
You were injured, Yeah, I was split my head right
open and she broke a leg the motorcyclist.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Really and so you thought, you know what this is
for me?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
That was shout out to the Alfred Hospital. They stitched
me back up and look at me today.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Look at you today, the stitches around your neck. Now
we know. One of these songs is No Scrubs by TLC.
What's the other song in this monster match?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Sorry, Kathy, It's How You Remind Me by Nickelback?

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Or Cathy didn't actually say no Scrubs? Did she?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I told her it was question number three? This is
a multiple choice in twenty twenty six, how many days
will be Friday the thirteenth? Today is one of them?
But how many?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
One? Two? Or three? How many Friday the thirteenth do
we get this year?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Three?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yes, it is worry February, March, and November.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Was that a guess? There's nothing going on in the world.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
This is the most you can have in a year.
This has been the rarest combination, last occurring in twenty
fifteen or twenty fifteen is not that long ago. There
was going to be in eighteen fifty two or something.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Kathy, which musical instrument is also the name of a
glass used to drink champagne, a fleet, a flute, whoa well,
this happened yesterday. So Kathy, what's the drama? Radio drama? Kathy,

(07:08):
you can choose to hang on the.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Line and play for the prize of five hundred dollars
voucher to hijik with question five, go now with nothing?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, oh no, I'm definitely gonna stay.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Thanks Kathy.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, Kathy, will you hang on there. We'll come back.
But you can still take on Kathy. There's a good
chance that she might muck it up. I know you
can hear all this, Kathy, but you'll be okay.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Give us gold thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app Gold.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
It's Jonesy Demander driving you home.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Light Jonesy and Demanders.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Five waste number five of the fast five. We've got
Kathy of Hardelberg. What we've learned about Kathy.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Is that she's a stay out.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
She's a stage.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You didn't want to go home with nothing when she
could have stayed on the line to play for something.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
If she gets this wrong, you get nothing. Kathy. You're
gambling nothing for nothing?

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I know, I mean, you know, what was the choice, Kathy?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Question five?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Question number five. Yes, there's a new season of a
show starting on Sunday, hosted by Amanda.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Here.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
What is the name of this show?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh my god, it's not that unlikely, Kathy.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
No, no, no, I'm sure it's not.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I believe me, Cathy. Oh, don't play that, Ryan, Kathy, Kathy,
Oh my god. Like it's the most unlikely thing in
the world. It has been heavily advertised. I'd like to think.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Now, don't get up at you about this.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Well, you read it incorrectly. That's why we.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Go from Kathy to Matthew in Belden, we go from
Victoria to Western Australia.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Matthew, Hello, Matthew, Hey, here you go. Very well, you've come.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Question Pappy got question five wrong, and she hung on
and everything.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
She hung on and everything got question five wrong. Brendan's
going to ask this question.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
The new season of which show, hosted by Amanda starts
on Sunday.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Uh is it Scarf Petter or.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Something like that?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
No, but thank you. Nicole Kidman's in that. I can
see why you'd mistake me for her. Maybe the ABC
publicity machine needs to work a little harder.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Jessica's in WAYWI if anyone.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Knows, Jessica, Hi, jess how are you, guys, Jessica, The
new season of which show of which I'm a host
starts on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yes, I believe it's the piano, right, Jessica, Yeah, yes
it is.

Speaker 8 (09:43):
Yay, Thank you so.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Much, Jessica. Are you looking forward to it?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
A definitely?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yes, I'm definitely looking forward to it.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Hopefully my toddler behaves and we can watch it together.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Congratulations Jessica, you won the jam pack in which you'll
find a fight. Well, Jessica, let me talk about it.
This a five hundred dollars ouch at a Hijig's Hotel
where fun chicks checks in, fun chicks go, fun chicks
like you, Jesse to go and bought them checks out
search Hijink's Hotel. Jessica, thank you, thanks, jess have a

(10:15):
good weekend. How good are you? You know? Maybe we
should talk about the piano.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Maybe I need to talk it up.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Let's talk it up next because people seem to be
unaware of it. Yes, absolutely, we'll do that next. On
Gold Gold It's Jonesy Demanda driving you home.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Sunday Night, The Piano, Season two is back on the tele.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
You shouldn't have to sprug it. I should be your
Colonel Trautman's from Rambo like when I talk you up.
Remember I did that for your Logi's campaign all those
years ago.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Mind me how that went?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You want and I remember?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
No, I didn't win the Gold LOGI.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I look good in a trench coat and a beret
talking you up. She thought you frank, she could eat
things that would make a billy go puke.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
You don't need to talk up this show because it
talks up itself. This is one of the most beautiful
things I've ever been involved with. And I thought season
one could not be topped, but season two is quite extraordinary.
Here's the trailer for Sunday Night, or here's a trailer
for the entire season season two.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay, once again, music is.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Echoing from public pianos all over this country. The Piano
returns and joining us is one of Australia's most successful
recording artists of all time. Guy Sebastian, Hello, beautiful people.
Together with world renowned pianist Andrea.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Lamb, It's as fabulous.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
They'll be searching for more incredible, undiscovered pianists.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm a zookeeper, I'm a mum and a cara.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm rugby players.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
You are the Rugbys. To rugby players, I want to
feel the fields. I'm one hundred names, one hundred. Each
week they'll choose one pianist and offer them a once
in a lifetime opportunity and perform in concert on one
of the country's most prestigious stages. Welcome to the Piano.
And the thing about this show is it's not a competition,

(12:05):
and I think the producers are very careful in who
they select, so they put out a wide net of
what's your story with the piano, come and talk to us.
And so the people who who come down to join
us are people who just love the piano. They're not
there hoping they'll get record contracts. It's not about any
of that.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
But how many dare I say? Mentals? Did you get
this time?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
What day did you turn?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Remember that time you asked? You were down there, you
were hungry and someone had a bag of twist.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
At Central Railway station in Sydney and.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
You said, can I have a twisty? What happened.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Well, I reached into the bag and I took out
what may have been a twisty I don't know, and
I ate it, but it was very wet. It was
very inside that bag was something that was very wet.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Why are you eating wet twist?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I had to I didn't want to be judgmental, So
whatever I pulled out, yep, I had to eat. Then
I saw giant lizards in the sky. Well, this is
what's lovely about this show is that the people were
in public. So we put a public We put a
piano in a public place, a shopping center this time.
We're at an international airport this year, which is amazing,
at big shopping malls, at fruit and veg stalls.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, we get a show.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
People may not have seen it, but I'm telling you
that therefore, you are surrounded by humanity, not only other
people who are playing the piano. People with the story.
The people I stand within the crowd, have a story,
People who care? Who have you know? One guy had
a pet lorikeet that was just in his shopping bag.
You know, you meet a lot of life when you
film the show.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Well, I'm looking forward to seeing it. It's Sunday night,
and you may know the Appointment Tintment.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
TV, and you may know by now that the people
who play the piano are being watched by two people,
one of whom, as we say, is Guy Sebastian, and
he's going to be joining us later on the show.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
On Gold Gold it's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home.
You know, the bad thing about a fuel crisis, or
even a whiff of a fuel crisis is if you
drive a big gas guzzling four by four.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
We've been talking about that is that the fuel crisis
is the idea of that is being fueled by talkback radio.
Apparently we have enough fuel. The price may go up,
but there is enough fuel. But yes, if you've got
one of those big gas got yes, it's going to
be expensive.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
You look at my mate, the scamp. He's got that
big Dodge Ram that comes with its own refinery. It's
that big. It's huge. I'm too scared to even get
in it. It's so big. I feel like a little
kid sitting in the drivers.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
So that's the thing. Trying to park next to them
in car parks, trying to get into them. I need
to be fork lifted in.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
When was the last time you got forklifted in a
car park?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I dream of it.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I do appreciate the nicknames for all those big trucks,
you know, the Ford raptor, the Ford Ranger, the Dmax,
all those things. You know what My favorite ones are
the daycare Dasher, that's good, the Debt sled nice, the
Fifo Lambo. What about the cf emmy ute that's pretty
good of its own neck tattoo. So there, that's for

(15:08):
the petrol ones. But what about the electric cousins. Do
you want to hear some of the good nicknames? They're
coming over sot bring their own extension lead. I'm talking
about the Byd.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You know, the by that's a big cellar, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
The Keya Tasman, you know what they call the by
D Shark, the Mongolian Lambeau that's good, the one Ton
Rodeo one Ton, the Genger's cart, and for the Keia Tasman,
the tapperwar Triton, the Sole Trader.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh so you're the guy who doesn't like pun.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
No, that's good, the Lego land Cruiser, the Kim Jong's
jump Buck, and my favorite, the succulent Chinese.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Wheels pay that that one is excellent.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
You're welcome from the man who doesn't like puns. You've
done very well.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Coming up. Yes, he's going to be joining us. Tell
me your mate, star of the Piano. I know you're
the star of the piano.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
One of the stars of the piano.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Thank you, guys. Sebastian joining us on goal.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast now, by
the miracle of recording.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
And Amanda, don't be an Amanda.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Those are two great names.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
But how much of that real? Find your own business
and shut your pie.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
I wish you were with your show.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Where Hello, there, it is Friday, The weekend is ahead.
Everything's going picturly pie.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Actually, Ryan, what do you do on your weekends? Now
that your show is done and dusted from Adelaide friends,
you had rehearsals leading up to it. What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, not a lot? Actually, yeah, going to be relaxing.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Relaxing without your suit of armor. Actually, where is that
sum Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
For those who don't know Ryan's play Kingdom of Fools,
you got a right featured a suit of armor. I
dare say all of the budget too a suit of armor.
But actually I am curious. What are you going to
do with that suit of armor?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Well, it's still in Adelaide at the moment, so it's
in like a storage pod that needs to travel back home.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Are you trying to raise some more money to get
at home?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, you are not. Why did you wear it on
the plane? Well, it's really heavy, like you do if.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
You've got a lot of excess luggage, you just wear it.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
But I tell it a lot for you. If you
need a place to store it, I'll just set it
up in my house. You on the suit of armor,
I'll just set it up.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Would you live near the water?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
It at a rust not that close to the water.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Oh, yes, you're right on the water, Brenda. When you
said I need to get me a waterfront, that's what
that means. And do you need the armor to keep
the neighbors from taking all your boat ramps out?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, I'm just offering Ryan, I've got a space in
my house.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
He's got a lot of space.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
And I could set it up and that would be
a nice because I've got flight set of man at
my house. The five of us.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Don't you want to keep it? Way? Would you get
You haven't even seen the play, didn't even come to.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
See, right, I haven't had time to see the the.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Time that I went to see the play with some
people here from the office, you said that you couldn't
go because you had to sit at home on the
couch to watch your team play football. You didn't even
go to the feet.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I had to urge the mine. Have they lost anyway?
I would like to see your.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Neighbors away take away your vot take.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Because you're struggling anyway. The offer is there.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
The offer is there?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Right, yes, the offer? Is there? Anything else you'd like
to add? Amount of?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm out now.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Coming up, we've got the pop test. We don't even
know what we're talking about in a pub test today,
but there's.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Something interesting I want to play you next. Inn I mean,
you didn't go to Ryan's play, and probably luckily so,
you'd have pulled a face. I've seen something where a
boyfriend's been dragged along for something.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Like Ryan's play, perhaps, but I haven't seen it, so
how would I know? Instagram is coming up a bit
later as well, and guy Sebastian Gold it's Jonesy and
Demanda driving you home for jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I saw a fantastic social media post the other day.
I don't know who the people are, but I think
that it probably speaks for a lot of people. A
woman has filmed her boyfriend in a club, yes listening
to this his face jazz. His face looks like someone

(19:34):
has farted under his nose, and she says, POV, you're
experiencing jazz for the first time. He looks like, what
the hell is this? Because the idea of jazz is
a smoky bar and something fabulous happening. But really it's
that you don't like jazz. No, And I wonder how

(19:55):
do they know when to finish? How do I know,
like I said, different every time? Do they write notes down?
I'mber once going to a place in New York when
I was on a beyond two thousand trip years ago.
It just on my own. I was in my twenties
because they said that Woody Allen was playing there, and
I thought, how great. He used to play every week
at this jazz class.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
So you're in your twenty seve you would have been
too old for it.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
And we weren't related in any way. So he wouldn't
have been interested. But you sit down and think how exciting,
and then pretty much you just hear Can I hear
it again?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I reckon, that's pretty good, Like.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
You know, if you've got a really exotic drink in
your hand and you're flirting with attractive people. But to
sit there and listen to it, it sounds like my
idea of hell.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
My late father was a big jazz fan and my
late uncle was a big jazz fan. Of my late
uncle sixtieth they had a jazz band.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
But did it people dance?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Well, they're just playing in the back alley of He
lived in a nice place in what's called him Richmond
in Melbourne, and they have a nice little back hours.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
It's not a dance.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, you're just out there at the back, you know.
And Mick malloy was He lived just down the road,
so he was there and mixeding there watching this jazz band.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Can be atmospheric, I guess. But I would not seek
it out, would you?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Oh, so I thought you were just champing.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Like when I was watching these old blakes play jazz
and they've got their brushes on the drums and and
old blakes are getting teary eyed. I appreciated it. I
appreciated it that afternoon. That was nice. I know that
you have beef against jazz. I don't have beef you've got.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
I didn't know. If I didn't know what I was
going to hear and I went and then I heard this,
I'd be pulling that face to you. What the hell?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
When finished? How do you know when you're finished?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Let me know when you finish your warm up.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I don't Timothy Charlemaye yourself.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
No, I'm just saying. I'm saying it's not for me.
If Timothy Charlomaye had said that about opera and ballet,
that it's not for me, that'd be one thing he said.
It's a dying.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
So you haven't slagged jazz.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
No, I don't personally seek it out. I'm not saying
it shouldn't exist.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I think the greatest bastion of diplomacy is when we
go down to the pub to put this to the pot.
I think there's a perfect pub test right now.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
I might start liking it if I hear it with
a drink in my hand.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I'll get some other examples of the great jazz.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Don't You don't need so you really don't need. Okay,
remember when we were kids and all you'd hear is
Kenny Ball and that jazz band. If you can find
someone that I think you're showing your hands, find it,
you find that no one likes that.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I tell you, we'll come back with the pub Test
on Gold.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
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with the free iHeart app Gold.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. This Friday, when there's big
issues to discuss, Friday is the perfect day to get
on down to the Jonesy Demand of arms four. The
pub Test top test does not past the pub Test
Hub Test Test Test doesn't pass the Sliff test, and
stop it. It's not helpful.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's not helpful. It's not helpful in any way to
listen to this.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
This comes from one of our patrons, Amanda keller Well.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I saw a social media post of a girl filming
her boyfriend's face. He'd been taken to a jazz club
for the first time. He didn't know what to expect,
and he heard this yeah, and his face looked like
someone had let off in front of him.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
And you say not to Timothy Charlemaye yourself and how
the jazz community after you.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Jazz is very popular, and I'm sure in certain circumstances
it's great fun, but it's not my bag. Man, And
we were going, what about when I grew up on television?
Or you've heard the worst shrill, horrible jazz? Kenny Ball
and his friggin' jazz band. You got me of that?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Kenny Ball and I do. As a matter of fact,
I'm here, we go Kenny Ball now and he's jazz man.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Oh this is great. Do you like that? I love
to listen, at least when he's singing. I can't hear
the music.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Stop it, big horns.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
What other examples have you got there?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I love this all right?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
What else do you do?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
What about Dave Brubeck?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
That one's more bluesy jazz. I can handle that. I
can handle this one. I know this one, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
What about Glenn Miller? That's you know, that's sweetes.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I like that. That is swing, that's not classical jazz.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Sounds like a bit of an expert.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, I know what I like.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
What about John Coltrane train Johnny Coltran, Oh, yeah, come on?
What about the come on? That's that sounds like, okay,
what about maybe that's too structured, Maybe you're too structured.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
That's too structured.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Maybe it's a free jazz.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
I'm taking my headphones off. Seriously, I can't tolerate, you know.
Is that actual music? That's such a good my idea
of hell, you don't be stuck on a plane having
to listen to that afternoon parachute.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Out on a wintry Melbourne's day and it was Crisp
Melbourne Day and my uncle sixtieth and they had like
a jazz tree out in the back lane there in
East Richmond and it was just lovely and we're having
some nice frosty Carlton Dryandon.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Play the last one again, Play that last one again?
If it was this, yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, it was more. It was more Kenny Ball, you know.
It was this, Hey, Ken, come on, that's the least
take you right off. You're crazy team Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Anyway, jazz does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
We'd love to hear from you. Your calls are coming
up next. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two on Gold, Jam
Nation Gold, It's Jonesy Demand, It's jam Nation. Whenever there's
big issues to discuss. Friday is always a good day.
Let's get on down to the jay A Arms four.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
The pub test.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Top test does not past the pub test hub test
to test put the test doesn't pass the sniff test,
and stop it.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's not helpful.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I think a man was about to Timothy char herself.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Don't say that, because I'm not Timothy Charlomaye said he
thinks that ballet and opera are dying arts. I didn't
say that about jazz. I'd have said it's not my preference.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
This came up on your social feed, and I didn't
expect it to be a pub test. But you cited
the case of a guy going to a jazz.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Clip and his partner has taken a photo of him
and says, you're experiencing jazz for the first time. He's
written underneath and his face is going, oh my god,
can't handle it.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, okay, but maybe if you had a bit of
like Glenn Milla, I.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
See that's Maura's swing. I don't see that jazz.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's jazz.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
That sweet, that's not that to me. That's not that
strip about jazz.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
You mentioned this man, Kenny Ball, and he's jazz man. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
The singing's not bad, it's the music. It's just shrills.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, what about Dave Dave.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Buck This is a very famous one. This is more bluesy.
I can handle that.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
What about some modern jazz? Oh my god, maybe what
you need is some free jazz.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Even you were pulling a face. It is so stressful.
Could you just stop?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah? I saw that. What's the name Katie Noonan that
used to be in George and she was doing all
these songs of the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
In jazz jazz. Did you like that?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I couldn't work out what songs you were singing until
she said the words eleanor Rigby. It Eleen and Rigby is.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Once you said you loved jazz.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I love jazz. And you say about jazz, you could
say to me, jazz.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Jazz definitely passes the pub test.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
It's still cool as long as I can be sitting
in a bar listening to it with a nice cocktail
in hand.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Definitely doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Leave it in the clubs, rock and roll or disco
only for me.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
Jazz it definitely passes the pub pest. I have recently
started listening to it, and I am absolutely obsessed.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
Give me a bit of sacks.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's a chill vibe.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Get lost in the music.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It does, mate, it does. I listen to a bruising
jazz on a Friday night.

Speaker 8 (28:17):
He up in new job and it's body great.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
It's being chassy, nudge.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
What about that woman who said it's chill? What part
about this is chill?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
He likes a bit of sacks. Don't you like chill? One?
Don't you like sax?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
What part of that is chill? I would have to
drink chlorine to enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Any complaints send to the jonesy Amanda Arms. Courtesy of
Amanda Keller. Thank you for all your calls. Jam Nations Gold.
It's jonesy Amanda's jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Well this is very exciting. The new season of The
Piano is back on our screens on Sunday. I just loved, loved,
love being part of season one, and I didn't think
anything could be better than season one. But I'll tell
you what I think. Season two hits it right out
of the park. Along for the ride this year is
Guy Sebastian, and Guy Sebastian joins us.

Speaker 7 (29:11):
Now, yeah, hey, I've been waiting for the chance to
speak to you on your show about our show. This
is exciting and.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Isn't it a great thing to be part of. It's
a show that for those who haven't seen the Piano,
we put a piano in a public place and we
ask people to come down who have a connection to
the piano. People who don't want to be stars, people
who don't want record contracts, people who just love music
and have a story to tell us. And they don't
know that they're being watched. Well, this series, they did,

(29:40):
but they didn't know who they're being watched by. Andrew
Lamb and Guy Sebastian, who pick someone from each episode
to join us on stage for a big concert. That,
in a nutshell, is what the show is. But that
doesn't do justice to the emotion of the show, Guy,
does it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
No?

Speaker 7 (29:55):
I mean, if you pitched a show to a TV exec,
Imagine if I was that TV exec and someone said, Okay,
we're going to place this inanimate object in public. People
are going to come and play the piano a bit
and we'll just ask them about their life. Which should
we make a whole show about it? Let's do a
whole series. I probably think they're mad and there's not

(30:15):
enough content. But then you watch it unfold and I mean,
you know that it's very different to the shiny floor
format that I've been a part of for a long time.
And I think you know, there's no winner, there's no
record contract at the end, they're just sharing what the instrument.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, this is what's so refreshing about this is that
you see someone who looks completely unassuming, they step up
and they tell you a story. And you when we're
filming at a shopping center or in a mall or
in an airport, and I stand there thinking, who is it,
who amongst these people is about to walk towards me
and tell me an amazing story.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Yeah, it covers the whole spectrum, doesn't it. It's very oiful.
Like you said, you know, we're sitting in circular key
and here comes this, this kind of tough looking bearded
construction worker in high viz and he sits down and
plays something called something Butterfly. It's a Lebanese folk song
and it's so unexpected. But in the hustle and bustle

(31:20):
of Sydney, very different to where I grew up in Adelaide.
Everyone's getting off the ferry and they're going to their
office jobs. But here's this piano and this bearded high
viz guy who says his influences ranged from Celiindi onto
Black Sabbath. He sits down and stops people in their tracks.
You know. The catalyst for that is obviously that instrument.
Eighty eight keys in a box and it can represent

(31:43):
so many things. It was kind of very soul drenching.
If that's a.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Soul drenching and here it is. It's going to be
on Sunday when that construction workers showed up with you
sort of hoping that there would be an Indian chief,
a motorcycle cop, a sailor, and an army guy because that.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
We were hoping to form a group like one directed.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Who would be the village who amongst us?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Who?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The piano premiere is Sunday, the fifteenth of March. That's
this Sunday at seven thirty on the ABC and I
View Guys. Sebastian, thank you for joining us. My pleasure
coming out your chance to win two thousand dollars with Instagram.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah sing a request for them to do it.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Again mentioned lay off the moonshine A man, it's so week.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Hello there. I know you left school when you were
I left school in year ten.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Did you have long pants by then?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yes, of course I have long pants. School wasn't good
for me and I wasn't good for school?

Speaker 8 (32:55):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
And the year that you left were you doing any shakespirits?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Actually? I did. I did do Shakespeare. I did King
Leah and Julius Caesar. What did you so? I have
been trained classically in Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Shakespeare, I think, is one of those things that if
you see it performed, you follow the language. Just reading
it can be hard.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Going the merchant in Venice, I really enjoyed, you know
that we had Shylock with his pound of flesh, and
then he really wanted to get it.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
He went to Jenny Craig.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
He wanted to get his pound of flesh, and then
at the end there was he could only scoop out
a pound but nothing else.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
So that's that's a metaphor for life. Really, if you're
going to pursue something, you want your pound of flesh,
you've got to read the fine print.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
I went to see years and how old was? And
I as a teenager. Really at high school we went
to see a production of Romeo and Juliet with the
school and Mel Gibson was Romeo really in tights? It
stays with a woman an image like that. But I've
come across an interesting story about Shakespeare and something that
may explain why his language can be difficult to understand.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
That's coming up. Also, Instagram makes its return your chance
for two thousand dollars on gold jem jam Na gold.
It's jones you demand as jam nation driving you home
this Friday.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Here's something I've come across. It's a sentence you don't
see see every day. Was Shakespeare a stoner? A bit
of the Hayman? Was he on the Hayman? And what's
making people think this is a team of South African
scientists have analyzed twenty four clay smoking pipes found in

(34:36):
his garden. I don't know when if they smoke the
same way that say you do, Brendan, But they're saying this.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
A Orchie bottle and the garden. This is the stereotype
you're putting out there about.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Me, No stereotype. Traces of cannabis were found in pipes
excavated from his garden. This is not definitive proof that
he's on the Hayman, but they have found traces of
cannabis in several pipes, cocaine residue in two pipes that
were found near his home disclaimer not in his actual garden,
but garden adjacent yep. And no evidence of tobacco, despite

(35:14):
tobacco being very common at the time. Interesting. Some scholars
believe cannabis may have helped him write some complex poetry,
to invent new words, craft legendary.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Characters, and worked for John Lennon.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Well maybe, And when you go back to some of
his soliloquies, remember this one, hey man, to be or
not to be? I don't know. I'm off ru kebab.
What about this one? Friends Romans, countrymen, lend me fifteen
bucks for a by?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Was that Shakespeare?

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I come to bury Caesar salad and grab some chocks.
That was Shakespeare. That's the written word, but I also
have some of the spoken words.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
No, really have a.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Listen you too?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
There from the Joshua Tree album without or.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
With with with or without you sorry?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
A bit of a tonguele tongue twist there to kill
the sunrise? Before that and reasons. Johnny Farnham led it
up first.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Lead it up?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Must everything about that's terrible?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Must you go back to my community radio as when
I used to partake a little bit? You can not that.
You can hear it there.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
It's like you're going to exphyxiate. Wish I had listening
to that. Who would have thought that you and Shakespeare
have a lot in common apart from the big baggy pantaloons?
What wind through yonder window?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Bres you finished?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I finished?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Jam Nacious gold. It's Jonesy Demander driving you home for
jam Nation. A priest from the US has been caught
spending church donations on blank on.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Food for the poor.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Food for the poor. If by food for the poor,
do you mean Mexican prostitutes? Wow? And yes. A Manuel
Schletta regularly traveled from San Diego to Tijuana, where he
visited the Hong Kong Gentleman's Club brothel paying for gentlemen.
Gentleman's call them are gentlemen's clubs. Whatever I'm in there,

(37:14):
I go, he come, they going, Oh yes.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
And someone's smoking a cigar.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Where's my monacle?

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'll have some of the Chateau.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Margot he'd be in at Hong Kong Gentleman's club there
in Tijuana. Maybe he just got lost. Maybe his GPS
was he every week paying for trips with money from
the parish. You know where the scheme unraveled. A colleague
noticed irregularities in the church's financial records.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
So that wasn't someone else who was down there and recognized.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
That, because then you've got a two gentlemen, two gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
And there never going to each other out.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
The priest with a taste for Mexican escorts, that's not
a car that was made in Mexico was later detained
at the airport or try to leave the country. This
is what happens with that whole celibacy thing. Although I'm married.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
You're more celibate than he is, and you're no gentleman.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
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Speaker 2 (38:18):
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Speaker 1 (38:23):
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Speaker 2 (38:27):
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Speaker 1 (38:32):
It's time. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
could pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time. Province. You get all
the questions right, one thousand dollar dues.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
And you can make it two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I like the sound of Mason in Sprayton. Hello, Mason
of Sprayton.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Good Eh, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
As we going to the weekend? Does everyone in Sprayton
get a spray tn.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
I wouldn't know about that.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
They have a spray t hand emporium in Sprayton, because
that would be it.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Would be a good business spray and spray can.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, we'll be able to look into that, or you
could start one if you win some money.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
All you need is like a little little they used
to be called a little beaver little spray gun, and
you just get there and you.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Just spray people, get your booth up and I think
you need some permissions or else you get tasered by
the love.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Do you have to have that?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yes, Brendon. You can't just walk up to people and
tell them to strip off and spray people will want it. Mason,
that's neither here nor that.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Mason. I'm not hearing a pen writing this information down.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Uh, I've got it on tape recorder.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
You've written on an eggshell to keep it safe. Now, Mason,
we have ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say passed, because we might have time to
come back. Okay, Mason, good luck, because here we go.
Question number one? What color is our one dollar coin?

Speaker 6 (39:56):
Gold?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Question two? What vitamin do you get from the sun?
Question three? What game is traditionally played on Anzac Day? Path?
Question four? What's the only food or condiment you can
that can never go off?

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Honey?

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Question five? What's the name of the pet dinosaur in
the Flintstones? Path? Question six? Yen is the currency used
in which country?

Speaker 6 (40:22):
Japan?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Question seven? In which decade was Mariah Carey's song All
I Want for Christmas?

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Released nineteen ninety?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Question eight? Which politician is currently the Treasurer of Australia Park?
Question nine? A group of what bird is known as
a murder? Question ten? Anna, Elsa and Olive are characters
in which movie Frozen? Okay? What game do you play
on Anzac Day? What's the name of the dinosaur in flintstones?

(40:53):
Which politicians are treasurer? Are you almost got there? Who
would you have said? Is the treasurer? Mason?

Speaker 6 (41:01):
I don't know. I'm not the dig into treasury.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
It was old mate, Jim Chambers.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Who are gonna asked for your spray team Charmers?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I haven't got the name wrong. It's Jim Charmers, Jimmy
charm Sorry, mister Chalmers. Oh Mason, Mason, you you almost
did the comeback of the century.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
That would have been pretty good.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
You'll have to fund your own tanning business farm.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Afraid the sun will shine upon you that, Mason. I'm
sure once you set up your spray tanned business in Spray.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Thanks, have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Thank you Instagram back Monday. In the meantime, a lot's
happened this week on our socials, our social media dipstick
Digital Jenna is coming up next on Gold Gold It's
Jonesy Demanda driving you home this Friday of the thirteenth.
We straddle many medias, don't we. We're on the TikTok,
We're on the Instagram, We're on the facy.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, Snapchat, all the all of them. And we're on
the wireless. How freaky is that?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
We are sensitive souls so we can't keep our eyes.
But someone has super eyes is digital jennammis Jenna and
she lost cats tuck snapcha.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
She's a social media girl.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
We like to call her social media dance dick.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
We call her asbestos eyes. She can read anything and
it's all okay. Since when?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Since when has she been called a spesticide.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Because you have to read a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah, but we call her also our social media dipstick
because she's the gauge of how we're going and what
we're up to. What things have touched a nerve this week, Jane. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
So it's been yet another massive week for the Joins
in Amanda socials, and once again, it all stems back
to our infamous tin hat Tuesday segment.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Right, this is where we look at conspiracy theories. People
are loving conspiracy theories, so some people believing them and
others are going it's funny but not real.

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Yeah, a combination of both.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Really.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
But I'll start with the video that has become our
third most popular video for the year, and that is
the con spiracy theory around the death of actress and
hash in twenty twenty two, so he has now received
close to five million views socials.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yes, this conspiracy theory is that Ellen, who had been
a former partner of Anne's, had her killed and then
ate her in a cannibal fashion. And so a people
of fashion is will I watch maybe she just putish
just to the side of the plate.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
I've had enough haste to take the skin off. It's
two fair pop.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
You can't stop people believing it, Jenna.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Yeah, so a lot of people are thanking us for
bringing this to the table.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Because it's a dining table.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Yes, exactly. It's been circulating online for the past few years,
but never in mainstream media, so where essentially the first.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You don't get more mainstream than us, exactly.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
And people in the comments also linking it to the
death of Twitch, who was best known as the Dancing
DJ Show.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Is he dead?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yes, he took his own life a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I did not know that I loved him.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Well, he died only four months after Anne died.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
And is there some inference that they've both uncovered Ellen's
dark life?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (44:13):
Well, Angela, she commented, car crashes and suicide are the
two most common excuses for someone who's been off, and
that's the case for these too.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
That's true the Royals in Morning, Prince Andrew's car crash.
Next week when.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
He dies, he'll be delicious.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
Another popular video for the week was yet another Ellen conspiracy,
which one brought to us by Emma, who claims that
the set design of Ellen's show mimicked that of Epstein Island.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
And you showed us the imagery you put it on
the socials. There are some similarities.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
Yeah, yeah, there are. There's the palm trees, there's the colors,
the stripes, all of that. So it received close to
two million views and thousands of likes and comments. Aalira commented,
My mum has always said Elle a reptilian. Remember she
did her shows from home because she had an ankle
bracelet on. It makes so much sense now.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
It does.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
Well.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
You have to be thick skinned to survive this industry.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
You've got to have reptilian skin.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Naturally.

Speaker 8 (45:17):
People are also loving your responses to Timothy Chalomay's claim
that no one cares about opera and ballet, so Wendy commented,
and yet he is an actor playing the role of
a ping pong player. Yes, which is his recent role.
Yes yes. Fatima also added, hmm, hanging out with the

(45:37):
Kardashians is making his ego go up a little bit
too much.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I'm looking for all the hate coming Amanda's way for
hating on jazz in the pub test just in this
very show today.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Well, we said at the time about Timothy Charlomage. To
say I don't like it is one thing. To say
it's a disappearing art is another.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
It sounded like art when you said it.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
You pulled a face with most of those.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Jezz Oh, I love jazz.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I'll look at you pulling a face, Jenna.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Have you have you got your man?

Speaker 8 (46:08):
Yes? So this is where I pick my favorite call
of the week. He will win a bespoke tin hat
made by Amanda.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
I'm going to get onto it.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
And this week's winner is Matthew from Belden, who, despite
all the publicity, didn't know Amanda's show, which is starting
this Sunday.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
The new season of which show hosted by Amanda, starts
on Sunday. Is it.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
No, he's mistaking me for Nicole Kidney.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
It was just today that happened.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
That happened.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I was today years old.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
The show is the piano you're starting on the ABAC
on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I like to call it the piano.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Do you why? I don't let you talk about it much?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Thank you and us two heroes must leave this place.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Have a good weekend, friend, I.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Feel like tonight write au two. That's enough. What a
good weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
You can check us out at Jonesydemander dot com dot
au if you want to catch up with today's show.
Have a good weekend, Good day to you. Well, thank
god that's over.

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