FULL SHOW: Jonesy Is A Cheapskate!

From Jonesy being a cheapskate to the shark culling debate, there's a lot to discuss on today's show!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Aralian radios and Jonesie and Amanda as we go.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Jonesy, Yeah, personal friends.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
A bit of a turning twists.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Said legendary burro Josie.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
He's a zenius. That's what the day stands for.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
And Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You have no empathy for anyone but your Selfie Giant two.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
That's a good radio pandon an Abanda and you're on
the same.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Show, Amanda shop up, Hello there, Amanda.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Thursday or Friday Junior is the kids like to say.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
I've never heard a kids say that, but yes, hello
and welcome to Thursday.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Leaning into it and loving it.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
I want to ask you about something. You spend a
lot of time in the water, and we've had a
lot of shark activity, terrifying shark activity in recent times.
In twenty twenty five fifteen shark attack bites in Australia
five fatalities. Then three weeks into twenty twenty six have
already been five, four in a forty eight hour space.

(01:02):
Not fatality is necessarily, but people being chomped. How do
you feel when you're in the you go in the water,
stand up, run every day.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
What do you have to say to write with so
much derision when you talk about the supper d.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Well, the fact you went in the other day when
the water was a murky yes, when the whole lot
of people were saying stay away because of the sharks.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
What happened.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Don't usually get to go out in the morning for
a bit of a surf and the surf is really good.
I went out and I thought this is a feast
away feast And as I came in, the ladies said,
aren't you worried about the sharks? And I went, oh, yeah,
that's right, the sharks. I don't really, it doesn't play
on my top of mind. That's ignorant to them. The
water in on the eastern seber board the moment is

(01:44):
very is very dirty, and that's what bull sharks love.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
So when you say you're a guy goes in every
day and you say I don't pay attention to it,
you have to.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I do now.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I mean it's been in the news news. Well I
do now four days after everyone else.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You know, I have a lot of dangerous things in
my life. I ride a motorcycle every day. I do
this this way.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
You just put this fork into the mains. Don't you
just live dangerous.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I think if anything, because Tony Abbott has come out
and said our former prime minister has said there should
be a cull.

Speaker 6 (02:17):
We should be culling sharks.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I think this sounds like.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Pump test material.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
We'll save it for them.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Also yesterday there's many varied opinions on what is a
reasonable price point for flowers at a wedding. You accused
me of being tight, which lawyers are looking into right now,
which I've paid money.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Ironically, because this is just slander.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
I'm not tight your only daughter's wedding and you're already made.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm just saying I just thought that eight thousand dollars
was a bit rich.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Well, I'll read you some of the comments we got
about that.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
What do that next? Okay, Well there's been a win
in Jonestown. Yeah right there, Yeah, wedding off.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Not at all.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Friends of Friday, jun.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Jam Nation Gold. Hello, it's Jonesy Demander across Australia. We
like to call it jam Nation. This is our first
week on the job, but everything is going well.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah. We've been doing a radio show for twenty years.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
In case come straight off the street.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Like most podcasters cent a link, we've done our time
We've been in the business for some years and a
bit of a win for team, we'd be better than this.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I don't think you get better than us.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, Brendan and who's won the best radio show in
the country two years running. In fact, they canceled the
radio awards after we won it.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
We've got sick of engraving our names.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
You've got to blow your own trumpet in these days
because no one else will. And a win. This is
why I'm full of myself today, just today, because a win.
These are the flowers for my daughter's wedding.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
This is what we spoke about on the show yesterday.
Your beautiful daughter Romany is getting married in March. Yeah,
she's getting married in March. And you're, let's say, careful
with your money.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
That is not true.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's so every guy.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
So I've spoken to people.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I saw on the way into work today, just chatting
to people, and I said to them, what you know,
would you question the price of flowers at a very
beautiful guys. The ladies, they'll go, but you've got to
get good fagues.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
That's because you don't know the regular cost of things,
don't But.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
The wedding people, they just got catching Kachin.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Well, anyway, you you've been quoted eight thousand.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I know that you don't get any quotes for anything.
Because you said how much?

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Did you know?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I went a little high. I thought maybe wedding flowers,
because you seemed like it was the most expensive thing
that it ever happened in the entire universe. I thought
maybe forty thousand dollars. That's a Zigri and Roy's wedding. Well,
what did Ryan say? He went low, said three hundred.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
Three hundred and fifty. Well, Ryan, can you get the
how you like me now?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Music going? Because you said yesterday forty thousand dollars fancifully?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
I realize now.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Ryan, you said, I said eight thousand dollars. My daughter
has come in at four thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Was this?

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Can I ask you this? Because she was quoted eight yep.
So because you spoke about it, you're getting a discount.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
What's happened?

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Got nothing to do what they just decided? You know what,
let's put some passe pail. I mean that'll do him.
What's pass It's like that's that's like grasp with the
horrible grass. It sticks to your league. Well, when I
was a kid. It was everywhere and it was a weed.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
What about baby's breath, everyone's talking about baby's breath. Yeah,
that sounds like vomb most of the time. So a
win for me when.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
You lots of comments came in about this. Let me
just read through some of these. Melanie says, I guess
it depends on the type of flowers and how much
you need, but eight thousand seems reasonable in today's market.
She said, I rang a florist and was quoted six thousand.
I didn't tell them what was my wedding. No, they're
sorry that I rang another one and didn't tell them
what was my wedding and was quoted fifteen hundred.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Well, we had Kelly on yesterday.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Kelly's getting married to Brian in fourteen days now, thirteen
days from now.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
She's getting tulips at her wedding.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Tulips are just dainty, elegant, and there's a pureeness about them.
And also me and my husband have a bit of
a I seekops.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
What are your tulips costing? Here?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
They're costing seven grandy seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Well, eight thousand dollars felt reasonable. Then Leah rang out,
she's an actual florist.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Or a tulipa as you called her earlier.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
I'm a florist by traying, so I know exactly how
much you can't, no, not necessarily, And there's a lot
of work that goes into the flowers. What a lot
of people don't realize.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
It's still labor.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
It's very labor intensive.

Speaker 10 (06:59):
What's a cheap flower for March le? What's on special
at March Flowers?

Speaker 8 (07:09):
Depending on your colors. But like that other lovely lady
who's got tulipslops aren't growing now. They're probably being imported
and you know they're probably Dutch shullups and they're being
imported from Holland.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Or you could do what In has suggested Brendan. Knowing
how Jonesy values the contents of his wallet, he might
be tempted to drive through Warren Noora's cemetery after a
busy day and pick up the surplus flowers that have
been left for the departed. So people are giving you
some suggestions.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I'm just a man. I'm just a man.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Where does that sentence go?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Trying to provide for my family.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Okay, and trying to be cheap at your daughter's will can.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
You give that money to charity.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Oh that's even less likely.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Coming out on Gold making its return again today, I'm
looking forward to Instagram that's gonna be up a little
bit later on, and also taking stickers of appliances.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Yes, this is something that only Australians do.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Podcast Gold Jonesy and Demanda across Australia, it's jam nation.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
So you feel that you're the big hero because you
go toed your daughter into getting the flowers for less.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
There's no it's not from flowers for less? Is there
a place called that you'd find it if you did
ours for less?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
As I said earlier, and Ian had suggested you drive
through the cemetery and maybe get some surplus flowers that
have been left quote for the departed.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I want only the best for my daughter, a reason.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
A reasonable price. I can't wait for your father of
the bride's speech. How much does this cost to me?
When we have a birthday here in the office.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I'm not charging you for the speech an invoice.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
When we have a birthday in the office, we stand around,
there's a cake, et cetera. Remember it was my birthday
and you said I wish you nothing but a happy birthday?
Who do I owe for the present?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Now? And I think you find where's the cart so
I can write on?

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah? Who do I owe for the present? You say
that in front of me?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
How much?

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Where do I give?

Speaker 6 (09:07):
The five bucks to five was fifty.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
And when it was our agent's a very substantial birthday,
you said, I'll go halves with you in the flowers.
I said, there this much and you said I'm not
paying that because you still wanted your name to go.
And you should have just had a j in an
O on it, because that's all you were entitled to.
But what about that? Someone else has commented this, Brendan,
and you may have to tell the backstory that goes
with this. Paul has said about the flowers, only if

(09:32):
it's in a Woolyi's trolley. Ah, this is referring to
the chicken. Actually, I'll tell I'll tell this story. Brendan
Jones was once at the shops putting his shopping away,
putting his trolley away as he likes to boast, and
he sees in the back of another.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Trolley as I'm putting the trolley back.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
A freshly purchased cooked chook. And he looks around and
claims he said this loudly, there's a chicken here.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
No, I said it with the same if someone left
a child and the thing, Oh, and there's a barbecue
chicken here.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
And this story gets changed in the retailing.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
It's not there's a chicken here, and there was no
one around and you and in the car. I looked
at the time coat had just come out of the oven.
So some poor soul has bought that. Chi can put
it in the trolley, got in the car, driven.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Gets to the entrance and goes I've left.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
It would happened. It wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Talking like a little you make me sound terrible.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
And you took it home and you waited, and we've
laughed about that.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Since nothing cheap about Instagram.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
I hope someone leaves some flowers in one.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Two thousand could be two thousand dollars, could be yours.
That's come out on god Gem.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Goals with Jonesy Amanda across Australia jam Nation. You can
follow us on our Facebook, on our Instagram Jonesy Demanda.
You can email us jonesy Amanda dot Are you just
addressed it all to Amanda?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Feel free? Feel free and I'll get back to you
and give you Jones's address and where you can leave
him a chicken on his doorstep. Put your chickens out
for Jonesy.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Someone to set outside.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Did you negotiate a cheaper flower deal for your daughter's wedding?
I said, no, not at all. I'm not doing any
of that, although it would. What imagine if we just
did a bit of it.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Your randalions are us are on the line.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
A bit of a collab. We get baying Maries with
meat and you know, maybe a deal with a brewer
or something like that.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
You know, it could be a thief, could be a thing. Brandon,
don't let it be a thing. Don't do this to
your daughter. Don't do a contral wedding. You wouldn't do it.
Tell me you wouldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Of course I would not do it.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Why you're closing your eyes, You're not looking me in
the eye. Let me get to this. This is something
that I've seen a lot of recently on socials, and
it's on the TV as well. If you heard a
sentence that started like this.

Speaker 11 (11:53):
A TikTok user has pointed out the unique way you
can tell when someone is Australian.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
What would you think would be the answer. What's a
unique way you can tell if someone's in Australian. For example,
maybe wearing white thongs at a wedding when you're the bride.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Slatch hat corks.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Okay, because we all walk around like.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Southern cross tattoo.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
There are stereotypes, but here's an actual indication that you
are Australian.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
It seems we have a unique habit of failing.

Speaker 11 (12:20):
To peel off the energy rating labels on appliances in
our households.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
This has blown the minds of people from overseas, and
I didn't realize that not everyone did this. I've still
got the stickers on mine, if you got the stickers
on yours. You know, the energy stickers these because they're
mandatory on appliant.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Washing machine, there is and on the dryer.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
There might be on your loop. There might be one
on your loop on your loop, yeah, a lot of
stickers are a water information on your loop on the cistern.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
And that ping pong ball your wife still puts in
to make sure you don't spray everywhere. You know, the
trick you do when kids are learning to be toilet
train for boys, you put a ping pong ball in
the loose that in the toilet so they can aim
at it. You don't put it in the system. You
put it in the in the water.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I've heard of that before, haven't you.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
No, And then what happens, well the.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Kids, Well it's in there when kids are toilet.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Okay, what about when the other situations happened?

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah, I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Okay, have we thought this through?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Well, that was a toilet training technique you take to
get out with your kids. No, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
We don't perpetuate this stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
That's just people do it.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Yeah, people will do it because people are stupid. Now
we're gonna have trouble because people have blocked up their
duney with ping pong balls.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Anyway, a lot of Australians, and I think I might
have been one of them. I think it's illegal to
remove the stickers. These are the stickers are to the
energy rating, to the energy efficiency, et cetera. Because I
thought maybe it nullified your warranty or something. I thought
you had to leave it on. Apparently, No, we're the
only people who leave them on. And surveys have shown

(13:55):
that people all thought they had to leave them on.
It's like we always thought that. Our mum said, it's
so legal to leave the interior carlide on when the
car's going. Even now you only do it fleeting. If
we really quick, it's illegal. It's illegal apparently if you want,
if you want to, you can take off those stickers.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
But they're very hard to get off.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Thus some of them do. And then particularly if it's
in a laundry or the lint just get stuck.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I take them off in the shop. Hey, this thing's
already been used.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Why sir are you carrying a ping pong ball?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Instagram?

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Here's your chance with two thousand dollars. You can call
us thirteen fifty five twenty two or Jonesydamanda dot com
dot au. That's another way of doing it if you
would like. That's coming out on Gold.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Jonesy and Amanda Show, Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
It hurts, but someone's got to do ad Amanda, Madamanda
to see.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Jonesy and the erle.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Jonesy heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. Stay
in school and learned school.

Speaker 12 (15:02):
Yeah, okay Jones and Amanda, those are memes that you
would never forget.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Shot.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
Good afternoon to you.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Good afternoon, Brendan Jones. I saw you on TV this morning.
You're on Channel nine back.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
On the Today Show and have the audio up for
all of it. I find largely no one actually listens
to a word I say on that show. Where big
in airport, lounges, doctors, waiting rooms and probably prisons.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Oh but it's good.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
You can say whatever you want as long as it
looks like you're having a good time.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
What were the topics you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I don't know. We're on the say it was about
e bikes, kids on e bikes, which I love, by
the way, because the kids on the e bikes have
taken the focus off the motorcyclists. So Australia by and
large aren't fans of motorcycles. I can say this because
I've been riding motorcycles since I was nineteen. Every day.
I don't drive a car, ride a motorcycle every day.

(15:52):
And there used to be a thing temporary Australians we
never really understood motorcycles. But thanks to the kids on
the e bikes. When you're on your motor like writing
for all the traffic. Well that's safe, man, he's a
Laura Biden guy pays he's Reggio.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Where's a helmet?

Speaker 5 (16:07):
So I'm not sure what the topic was. I flicked
it on momentarily and I heard you say this to discuss.
Let's bring in radio presenter Brandon Jones and commentator Jane Carrow.
Good morning to you both.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
A bit of a cluster agent, isn't he?

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Yes, it is a faster cluck ah.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yes, it's about the coalition. Right.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
What was the word you said again?

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Faster clock?

Speaker 13 (16:29):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Now I panic when you say this word because we
had a competition a couple of years ago, remember this,
where you had to answer the questions in a lag
and I wanted.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
It called faster Clark.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
You wanted to call it that, and I didn't trust you,
and you said, let's call it this, all right, And
here's what happened. Let's go back into the archives. Here's
what happened, dy one. You got a little bit confused.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
You've got to be classified.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I knew you'd do it.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Oh, Brendan, you wanted to call this competition that, and
I said, don't do it because you can't do it
well a headjam from then on.

Speaker 6 (17:09):
Because I hadn't done a vocal exercise.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Well, I'm so I was proud of you this morning
that at least it came out the right.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Way I did.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
All by the rud a load of rough cut part.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Okay, you'll never be asked back on that show again.
And I'm dubious about this one.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
We're going down to the Jonesy demand of arms for
the pub test. Shark culling does it pass the pub test? Hello,
it's Jonesy Man, It's jam Nation, Jonesy jam Nation podcast
Gold Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia. When there's big
issues to discuss, best we head down to the Jonesy
Demand of arms for the pub test.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
The pub test top test does past the pub test,
Hub testub Test, pub Test, the pub test.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Doesn't pass the sniff test and stop it. It's not hepful.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
It comes up from time to time.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Shark culling does it pass the pub time?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
The reason we are talking about it is it seems
to be a lot of sightings of sharks, a lot
of shark attack in recent weeks. In an unpresented forty
eight hour window. New South Wales has seen four shark
attacks involving surfers and swimmers in various ages, but around
the country there's been seems to have been an increase
in shark activity. You spend every day in the water,

(18:16):
some part of the day in the water. Do you
think about this?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
You're a stand up paddle border list. You're standing up,
You're out of the water.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
That's why I took it up.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I'm too scared. I used to serve a lot when
I was younger, and there I had a few motorbike accidents.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
And when I discovered stand.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Up paddle boarding many years ago, it reignited my love
of the ocean.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
So I've been doing that for about twelve years now.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
In those twelve years, I've had three shark encounters, two
within twenty meters, so the shark was twenty meters away
from me. The last one was a bull shark came
straight towards me and darted under the board. So quick.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Do you feel I'm going to get the wobbles and
form No.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
I didn't even It's extraordinary how quick they are.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
And there's a lot of shark activity the water on
the Eastern Seaboard at the moment is warm and dirty.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Bull sharks like warm and dirty water.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
And yet I read an article recently that said we
don't have more sharks. Like everyone thinks there are more sharks,
there's not more. We're seeing them more because of climate change.
The waters are warmer, so they're coming closer and we're
seeing more of them.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
The fishery. In the old days, you'd go to your
local fish and chip shop and you'd say to Pauline,
can I get some fish and chips?

Speaker 6 (19:27):
And you'd see on the menu board flake flake was shark.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
We weren't eating hundreds and hundreds of.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
The fishery industry like recreational fishermen. You're not allowed to
kill a shark anymore. I'm not supporting that, but they
have to. If they catch a shark, they're going to
put it back where it came from.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Well, many beaches have shark nets around them. Do we
need to cull is that what happens next? Everyone can
acknowledge that we're in their waters, But this is when
we've seen this much activity. We're having increased rainfall. We're
going to have more of this because of our changing climate.
This is going to happen more and more.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Riggy Gervay said, until the shark walks into a cafe
and munches me, then I'll ask for a cull.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Tony abbott Our, former Prime Minister.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Says an onion, it's time for a colp. Maybe that's
why he eats the onion so the shark won't need
him four or maybe the shark this is all right?

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Well, would like to ask your pini on our pub
test shark culling? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. We'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
We'll have that coming up on Gold Dem Jam Nasa Gold.
Hello there, it's jonesy Amanda around Australia.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
We're jam Nation speaking of around Australia. The singer Tones
and Eyes behind a big social media campaign offering to
perform a concert. I think she's only going to charge
like ten dollars ahead something like that in a regional
area of Australia, and she wants the towns to say,
why should I come to your town ask me to

(20:53):
perform for you. So so many regions around Australia are
doing just that. They're having various campaigns Logan City, Port, Douglas, Longwood,
Golden Valley are all vying for this. The concert's going
to be in February, but the dateline you have to
get all your story together by late January. And the

(21:16):
mayor of a particular place in northwest Queensland, he is
putting his hand up. He wants his town to be
peaked and he's contacted us asking for our help. Let's
put him on next.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Okay, we'll do that next on gold Chens.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Amanda sham Nation podcast.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
On gold Jonesy Demanda across Australia, jam Nation and Nickelback.
Why do I feel that Nickelback could coming to town?
Is it? I don't know, chat Chichipi. Nickelback does not
currently have any announced tour dates for Australia.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Of early twenty two, they still together.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, I've cotse they're together.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
I feel bad.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Last time we saw Nickelback, I didn't appreciate them as
much as I would appreciate them now. Remember that time
you think they're for an older person.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
We did a festival with them. We're at a radio station.
This is in their very early days.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Was this a long time ago?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
And one of our bosses thought that Chad looked like
the paddle pop lin.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
You encourage that is a true lion. That does not
true stand behind Chad.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
I just want to.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
See Chad in a Safaris Sudan see if I could
tell them about.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
He knew what was going on, he knew exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Oh, he wouldn't know who the paddle pop line was.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
What a giant mascot dresses a lion and he.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Wouldn't think, Hey, that looks like me. When you go
and see mister Yawn the big mattress, I think that
looks like me. No one thinks those things.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Or tug it back. We could talk about mascots all day,
but when there's big issues to discuss, best we go
down to the jones get a matter of arms.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Four the pub test top test does not past the
pub Test hub test.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
The pub test doesn't pass the swift test.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Stop it, it's not helpful.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Shark culling does it pass the pub test.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
The waters are pretty terrifying at the moment. Four shark
attacks in forty eight hours. It has been horrendous. Not fatalities,
but there have been a number of fatalities this year
and last year. Increased numbers. But some say and scientists
are saying, there's not increased numbers of sharks, but the
water's temperatures are shifting and they're bringing them in different

(23:15):
parts of the beach. More people are swimming, so the
population increases. Therefore people are coming in sharks.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
He used to serve it up as flake. I'm not
saying we go back to those days.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
That wouldn't have taken care of all the numbers. If
you think there are a.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Number, commercial fishermen can't hunt them any more and recreational
fishermen can't kill them anymore.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
But we have shark nets at many beaches. Who was
discussing the culling Tony habit.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Tony, Well, he spends a lot of time in the water.
I spent a lot of time in the water as well.
I remember one time I was at a remote beach
and I saw a mako shark in the serve.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Are they nasties?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I think a mako or mancha not as aggressive as
a bull shark. But still I said to myself, if
you stay over there, mate, and I'll stay here, we'll
be okay. The problem is at the moment with all
the murky a one of them.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Was that sharks don't speak English.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
We can't you can't see the shark.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yes, and the bull shark goes off since they've got
incredible senses so they can work.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
You know, they'll just go and chomp into everything. They're
not necessarily man eaters.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
They don't want to eat it.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
If you get in the way, you're there exactly. Okay,
So do you think we should be killing culling the sharks?
Shark culling? Is it past the pub test?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Not a good idea at all.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Why are we killing the sharks for living in their
own environment? Where are they going to go? I think
we're the problem because we're commercially fishing all of their
food source in the Deepert and so what are they doing.
Of course they're coming into where they can find some
food source and mistaken identity.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
Oh, it doesn't live in the water, we live on land.
Leave them alone.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
I'm very against it. Can I say that? Because they've
been there for over four hundred and fifty million years,
it's their territory. If you go to Africa, there is
a chance you could.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
Get beaten by line.

Speaker 8 (24:56):
If you enter the water, there's a chance you're going
to get.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
By Shark, and if you stand on some random train station,
there's a chance you're going to get attacked by him.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
So what do we do? Do we just carl everything.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I think Tony Abbott should seek to eat onions and
use those ease of these to listen to real servers.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
The government should spend the.

Speaker 12 (25:17):
Money on drones and tag and release.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
I don't agree with.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
Colleen Shark education.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
That's when it comes down. The water is dirty, don't go.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
In and education. Don't eat a raw onion like it's
an apple.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Then's the blood.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
We'll get the ring of confidence. We're coming up next.
What's got the regional town's going head to head? We'll
talk to the mayor of klon Curry.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's coming up on gold.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
How does this sound for a competition? Singer Tones and
I behind this massive hit, you'll know her. She's running
social media campaign where various Aussie towns are competing to

(26:04):
host her in a special regional concert. The concert's going
to be in February. Ten dollars for everyone to come in.
She wants to encourage people to visit regional town She's
doing a great thing. One of the towns throwing the
Kubra's in the ring is Kloncurry. The mayor of Cloncurry
has reached out to us. His name is Glenn Campbell,

(26:25):
and here he is. Hello.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
We've put Glen Campbell on Glennah, I can't sing, it's
Greg Campbell's.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
It's not Gleg.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
We were just told you were Glenn Campbell.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
That's the close relation, buddy.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I must say I did think for a minute, Greg,
why someone's parents would call a child relatively your age
Glenn Campbell. Well, hello, Greg, and welcome? Are you there? Greg?
And Hi Greg? Have you hung up in disgust?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Are you there?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Ollo? Greg?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Look, let's you're the mayor of Cloncurry. Tell us a
little bit about the town of Cloncurry. I know you're
in north west Queensland.

Speaker 12 (27:10):
There so where eight hundred kilometers from towns Fill, sixteen
hundred kilometers from Brisbane, the heart of some of the
best agriculture and mining country in the country, if not
the world. We've just been had a massive wet you know,
about two years reign in three or four days across
the whole Northwest and this town's and eye concert will

(27:34):
just bring everyone together and just really show why we
love being in the Northwest.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
So other towns are vying for this, that's right, Greg,
How do you feel about the competition? Is you know
what other towns do you think? You know? Clon Curry,
as you know, it's got the mining, it's got the
Rawal Flying Doctor Service, a museum there, it's got a
lot of a lot of great stuff. And of course
you've had the flooding. But why should it get it
over someone else? Over?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Greg? Is your phone system working?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Greg? Yeah, what's happening to your phone?

Speaker 12 (28:12):
I'm just on the edge of signal. I'm on just
on the outskirts of Herndon.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Oh okay, Well, Jonesy was just asking why clon Curry.
I know you've had it really tough with the floods
and the rain. How can you pitch yourself to give
pitch clon Curry to us so we can all suppose
we can.

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Probably get tones and I on the show mate. This
is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
We could, we could greaze the wheels.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
So tell us why clon Curry.

Speaker 12 (28:36):
Not just because clon Curry is an awesome place, but
because this pitch has the backing of all our neighboring
towns and shires as well. They see clon Curry as
central to our region and so ton Carry is just
an awesome place in its own right. But we've got
half a dozen or more other towns and shires all
backing our bid because they all want to come to

(28:58):
clon Curry to see tones.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
And I she's asked communities to prove their enthusiasm through
social media campaigns. So you've done the right thing by
reaching out to us, because we're going to throw our
hats in with clonk Curry.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Are you wearing some sort of borat costume, Greg, because
that helps.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
If I was in my portunity, didn't hear that either? Greg,
I know you're on the edge with the signal there.
Or we're going to do what we can. We're going
to get in touch with potones and ize people.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Like there's poor Douglas, they're vying for this.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
There's a Logan city and I know Golden Valleys as well,
But I like the idea.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
Of clon can I'm going to hitch my wag into
clon Comb And.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Greg has reached out to us saying can we get
the word out for clon Curry. So let's do that.
We'll see what we can do.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
We've got the wheels in motion. We do indeed, good onion,
thank you for joining us.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Coming up after we've got the five at five. Well,
that fast five is on the way.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
This is great.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's like a Thursday afternoon. You're going down the pub
for a bit of trivia.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
Do it.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Do it with us.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
If you'd like to play thirteen fifty five twenty two,
we'll have that for you coming up next hour on
Gold and Amanda.

Speaker 13 (30:02):
Podcast, Alian Radios, Jonesy and Amanda Killer Jones. Yeah, personal friends,
but of a tory twists.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Legendary bar of Jersey.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
He's a zenius.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's what the day stands for.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
You have no empathy for anyone but your selfie giant too.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Good Radios and Amanda, and you're on the same.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Show, Amanda shot nothing can possibly go wrong except for
me saying possibly, that's the only thing that's gone wrong
on this show.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
And also the phone for the Mayor of clon Curry.
There he was on the edge of his signal. We're
on the edge of us.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
He was on the edge of Claus.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
There's a lot of edge going on.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
He wants to get Tones and I into clon Carry.
There's a lot of people vying for this GigE in
Klong Curry around the around the.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Cantle or the whole country. And what am I seeing?
The Tones and I is doing are doing is doing
And she's going to get a whole band to a
whole big performance. Ten dollars is all it will cost.
She's going to put on a huge show and bring
attention to regional Australia.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Would that rate apply for a daughter's wedding instead of curiosity?
What do you mean ten dollars person to actually?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
How much is your daughter's wedding per head? I don't
know doing to bring my own food? Can I help
you in some way? I'll bring a cooked chik and
you can steal it.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
This show is going very well.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
We're very happy with the show.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Thank you. We're across all of them praise for you.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Well, no, not at all. Jason has commented about you.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
What's Jason?

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Jason's discussing your voice? You know who? He thinks you
sound like someone I don't actually know, but a DJ
called Luke Boner. Do you know Luke Boner?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Looner?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Say book Looner.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Luke Boner, he used to the out side.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
What does he sound like?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Luke?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Let me just tune him in my row, flicking through
the dial.

Speaker 14 (31:50):
Yeah, well, I don't know about you, but I'm ready
for a conversation and I'm ready to play some of
the best rock ever recorded. If you haven't a peak,
this is your chance to get it up around oh
seventy one transmitters around Australia and god knows how many
people you know.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
I don't want to sound rude, but sounds he doesn't
have his teeth in.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
He's hitting a three piece feed while he's doing his show.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I don't sound like that.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
You sound like he has some dental I.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Like to think that I sound like Richard Burton. No
one would have believed in the last part of the
twentieth century.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
I like to believe that you believe. What do you
say you want to work with Luke Booner?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Now, well sure, Why don't I do a show with.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Luke Boner and Amanda?

Speaker 5 (32:34):
No, excuse me, Amanda and Boner. At least my name
would come first.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
I'd quit just to hear you say that.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Would you like to play the fast fives? To call
right now Jones.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Podcast Gold.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Hello, it's Jonesy and Amanda across Australia with jam Nation.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
You've talked about nothing else while that song was playing.
I do not sound like Luke and I don't do
anything like Luke. We got an email. I'll read it
for you to word for word from Jason. Every time
I hear Jonesy, I hear Luke Boner from Triple M.
Uncanny voice resemblance uncanny uncanny is that's what he said.
I'm not saying it. That's what he said. Here's Luke.

Speaker 14 (33:14):
I don't know about you, but I'm ready for a conversation.
If you have an opinion, this is your chance to
get it up. Around oh seventy one transmitters around Australia,
and god knows how many people are following this rubbish
he has.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
He got teething.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
It sounds like he's eating a big feet of spaghetti.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
You think through a straw. I hello, I sound like this?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Does it sound like Russell Crowe at my signal? Unleash?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
That's how I said, And besides, I've been in it
longer than him. This is, if anything, he sounds like me.
But he doesn't sound like men.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Okay, calm down, We've asked people how they feel about
us doing this drive show. We have to accept people's
opinions and their information. Calm down, Let's get on.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
With this at my signal. Unleash hell.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Fashion the street of La Jonesy and Amanda's fine.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
I'll do my Ben Diesel impressive.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Okay, do it? We live trivia one question at a time.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
What is trying to say is we have five questions here.
If you answer question five correctly, you'll get a two
hundred and fifty dollars Visa gift card. You can come
in through question three, question whatever, but if you answer
question five correctly, you are the winner.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Tony is in Hectorville. Hello, tonyh Tony.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
God, God afternoon. How are we today?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Are you in a voice as well, like Luke Boner? No,
I am you're Luke Boner.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
I thought that was your part of play member.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Would you like to hear a radio show called either
Boner and Amanda or Amanda and Boner.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I'd like my name to go first of I'm with Boner.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
A bit order, that's quite true. I'd like to be
with Boner as well, it's been some time.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
This question number one for you, Tony. You've got a
very malifluous voice as well. If Jonesy chucks a SICKI
come and join me in Which country is the movie?
Mum and me a set? That's question number one.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
That's great race.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Christian Bale, Ben Affleck and Robert Pattinson have all portrayed
which character in film?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Yes, your brain trust?

Speaker 6 (35:18):
You're going to help?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
You're allowed to. We don't mind a brain trust.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I don't mean mentally. How are you getting helped?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
You?

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Someone there.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Told you the words.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Question number three is riffrac sett to keep out?

Speaker 6 (35:39):
What song features this riff?

Speaker 7 (35:50):
Yeah, welcome to the jungle.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
You know it. You can take Jones's job.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Have you heard that?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
We had this on Yesterday's about actual rights. They say
that Axl Rose, you know Axel Rose.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
That's how he sounds now.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
And I want Axel to do this as long as
he can.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
There was speculation the axle sounds like the old PERV
from family We.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Take each other.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
That sounds like a luke warm one.

Speaker 6 (36:24):
Do you know that it's unfair?

Speaker 7 (36:28):
It's been a rough it's been a rough three decades
for it.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Go here's a question for you that sounds like Tony's
got a voice disguise or are you in witness protection?
I can who told you that's.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Where they send you to Adelaide?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
They do if you're in witness petition, let it go now,
I'd be happy to that said anything.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Now, this is a multiple choice question for you, Tony.
The place where Julius Caesar was murdered is now a
what is it A A KFC, B A cat sanctuary,
or C A train museum. So what was the first
one KFC, cat sanctuary or train museum where Julius Caesar
was murdered in Rome? It's now a what? Oh, don't

(37:12):
buzz him out?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I just I you could float?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Are you a little bit jealous Brendon because he's got
a lovely voice and noses music et brute?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Sorry, Tony, the place where Julius Caesar was murdered is
now a what is it A KFC, BE, A cat
sanctuary or C A train museum. Would you like to
play the fast five thirteen fifty five twenty two. Your
CAUs are coming up on gold jams on Gold.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
It's Jonesy Demander across Australia.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Jam Nation, staring Fascions, freet of Blade, Jonesy and demandas five,
one trivia question at a time, How we live our life.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
We're up to question number four. The person who gets
question number five correctly gets the visa gift card.

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Jacqueline is in Stratfield.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Jaqueline, Hi, how are you both today?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Very well? We've got question four. This is multiple choice.
The place where Julius Caesar was murdered in Rome is
now a what is it a KFC? A cat sanctuary
or a train museum, ab or c. It's the I've
been there, a full of lovely cats, and do they
acknowledge that this is where he was killed?

Speaker 8 (38:23):
There's a little clerk, but I don't think the.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Cats can read, so yes, they're not. They're not respectful
of that.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Because over in Germany in Berlin, Hitler's grave unmarked is
a KFC.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
I'm pretty sure I didn't know he had a grave.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
No, there's no grave, because then nuts will go along
there and pray, what is it there where his grave
was or where he was buried at the bunker or whatever?
It is now a KFC, I'm pretty sure, or some
sort of fast food restaurant.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Well, that's what are you going to do? You know?
That's mcs fine hucks, that's progress exactly, question of a
five if you get this right. Jacqueline. Jacqueline gifted Ali
a Visa gift card. Which artist has become the youngest
woman ever to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of
Fame at the age of thirty six. Hugely successful songwriter

(39:12):
at the age of thirty six? Who might that be? Sorry, Jacqueline,
Steph is with us in cross tell Us stepped in
at the last minute. Hollo, step Hi.

Speaker 11 (39:24):
Guys, how are you? I'm loving you guys in the afternoon.
I changed my work schedule for it and everything.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Really please do you what do you usually do?

Speaker 11 (39:32):
Step Well, I work in aged care, so I usually
work nine to five so that I could listen to
you in the morning, But now I do seven thirty
or three thirty, So I missed the first half hour
that I've been listening on the sly.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I should have heard you should have heard us in
the first half hour. It's the best half hour of ratio.
That's what people are saying.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
You can also get us at Jones and Amanda, Where
are you? Jones and America Dot com. You can always
listen to any on the podcast. You can follow us,
you can listen to us anytime you like. Jacqueline Jeff,
I'm sorry, he's such a nice praise and I got
your name wrong.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Step That's okay, but loving you guys.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Here's question number five for you. Which artist has become
the youngest woman ever to be inducted into the Songwriters
Hall of Fame at the age of thirty six. Ah,
I'm gonna have to go with Taylor Swisz Swi swizzle.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
Congratulations to you, Steph. You have won the jam. It
is so much boy. You've got two hundred and fifty
dollars visa gift card.

Speaker 12 (40:33):
Oh fantastic.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Thank you guys, great, love you. Thank you, Steph.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
And if you want to be a part of this,
by the way, and you're not near a phone or
anything like that, Jonesy Andamanda dot com dot au, you
could become a Gold Club member.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Gold Clubs are fair.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
Coming up well, still to come my evening scroll. This
is something I had to scroll through my phone of
an evening and collect bits and pieces that I like
to torture you with. That's coming up on Gold.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Jones podcast on Gold.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
It's Jonesy and Amanda across Australia jam Nation. Before I
go to bed each night, I check my phone to
see if you're still scrolling.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
What a stalker? Leave me alone?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Check your phone from my home.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I should blow a whistle down my social media.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
You're active online and I say, go to bed.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
It's none of your bees wax what I'm up to.
Because my scrolling often pays dividends. I find bits and
pieces that I like to share with you. I like
to call it Amanda's evening scroll.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
It's time once again for Amanda's evening scroll.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
That's what she said. And I've got sort of some
laundry related scrolls that I've found. We'll start with this one.
This is a woman who's done a TikTok in her
own home, saying something that her husband has done. Have
a listen, so I kid you not. I went to
go open the dishes to unload them. My husband and.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Washed his shoes.

Speaker 9 (42:07):
In the dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
I was sleeping all day yesterday.

Speaker 9 (42:12):
He asked me to wash his shoes and I didn't.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
But I'll be daring if those aren't clean.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Oh I'm not so sure about that.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
But what do you think there's a pic this vision
that goes with it of two sets of running shoes
next to some cups in the dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I don't think you can cross the street.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
I don't think you should. I mean, how do you
rinse your dishwasher well enough? Afterwards people are saying, the
dishwasher gets hotter than a washing machine.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Very hot.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
It's got that heat pump thing in it.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
But where do you draw the line. A friend of
mine was in a bed bathroom table one of those
kind of shops, and this woman was buying a new
toilet price and she said to the shop assistant, I
used to put my last one in the dishwasher. It
makes you lose the will to live.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I've got a confession.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
No what now? I was getting there clean your teeth
with one the primary.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Case from a motorcycle chromed, and someone said, whack it
in the dishwasher. I don't know what a p A
big craamy thing on the side.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Is it filled with oil and grease?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
It's it's weather on a Harley anyway, And did you
do it? I put in the dishwasher because it gets
all the and then it goes off to the chromers.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
But did you then put your dishwasher on on a cycle?

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Just else in there?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
And my wife doesn't know about it, so luckily.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
She doesn't listen to us. She should because she isn't
a luke boner. It tripple. There was another story. This
was something else I found in my scroll. Is a
guy who tries to save money. This is how he
washes his clothes. In fact, he doesn't wash them. He
vacuum seals them up and puts them in his freezer
because he says the cold freezing air cleans his clothes,

(43:50):
doesn't wash them, freezes them. And the pictures just were
all his stuff stacked into the freezer. Bonkers. I think
that's a bonkers.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Owing the juries out on that one meaning bonkers. Yeah,
it's not going to work.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
No, that's not going to work.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
And if and it does work, what a stupid way
to live?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
You ask Scot of the Antarctic.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah, he got a dream.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
There might be some time I'm going to I'm going
to the Lord.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
And then, in light of all that, here's some very
good advice.

Speaker 13 (44:22):
Here's a laffak for anybody who washes their clothes. May
sound boring, but if you're washing your clothes and you
put your clothes in the dryer. Put a dry towel
into the dryer with the wet clothes and it cuts
the drying time down in half.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
WHOA.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Conversely, if you've got wrinkled clothing, throw it in the
dry with a damp handtowel and it gets the wrinkles out.
Double white, So damp towel to get the wrinkles out.
Put a dry tail in with wet clothes. It drives
them faster.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
My wife's listening to all of this.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Oh yes, Brendan for Wendy, I hope you find your
shoes on the toilet. Exciting edition of Amanda's Evening Scroll.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Come here, what's happened? What's happened? What's happened? On Gold
Say Shit podcast?

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Gold.

Speaker 14 (45:12):
Don't know about you, but I'm ready for a conversation.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
But that sounds like that Jason said, you bear an
uncanny voice, resemblance to Luke Boner. I decided to go
to chat GPT. You asked them what you say?

Speaker 6 (45:24):
I said, like Richard Burton.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Jonesy, sounds like a lawn mower that's been smoking since
the eighties. And that's one of the better ones. It's
given me a door hinge. That's angry about it. Oh okay,
there's a pub toilet hand dryer.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
If you want to come and do the Boner and
Amanda Showanda and Boner.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
That's enough. We have a safe long weekend, everybody.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
No, we're back tomorrow Thursday. Yes, oh no, you tell
me good day to you. Well, thank god, that's so.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demander podcast download the
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