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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Josie and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Aurelian Radio's Jonesie and Amanda Jones.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, personal friends. Bit of a tyring.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Twists, legendary bar of Josie.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
He's a zeneus, that's what the day stands for. And
Amanda the actress.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
You have no empathy for anyone but your Selfie giant too.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
That good radio.
Speaker 7 (00:29):
And Amanda and you're on the same show.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Amanda shut crag a Lacken, Good afternoon, Amanda Lacken.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Why don't you how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I saw something interesting on your socials today.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
What was this?
Speaker 8 (00:43):
Something from your past life? When you played a quartizan
in an opera?
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Well in light of Us We spoke about this on
the show about Timothy Charlemage saying that opera and ballet
were dying arts. A friend of mine who I worked
on the Living Room sent me a series photographs and
I'd forgotten that I did a story for the Living
Room where I had to be part of La bo
m an opera at the Sydney Opera House, and I
(01:10):
played the role of Quarters and Number three or otherwise
known as prostitutes. Because here's the text that went with
it from the day we did the booking. Should we
meet at the loading dop Yes, prostitutes will be waiting
in either green room or dressing room. So that's where
we went. But it's surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So when Prince Andrew comes to.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Tear surprisingly difficult to be just on a balcony with
an opera I don't know, and having to know when
to go and when to be listening. And then they
said to me, at the end of that song, then
we're supposed to look over here, And I think, how
do you know when that song ends? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I don't know how you going hard. I don't know
how you'd go as a prostitute. I think there'd be
too much chat.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Well, if you're a client, you'd just be bargaining me down, down, down,
so cheap down down.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Standards are down like you get in an uber a
non conversation, a little bit, a little bit less conversation,
a little bit more action.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
I was dressed to the nines.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It looked like a quarter active woman.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'll stop it, don't embarrass me.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Did you read my comment?
Speaker 7 (02:16):
What'd you write?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Have a look? Well, right, and I will just sity here.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Don't you let me see what you've written here in
your own time? Well you didn't mean, I didn't expect
to have to look't caun'ts any comments yet?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Here we go? How much? How much do I hate me?
Let me count?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
That was what that's waiting for action pack show today.
Thank goodness, we're going to be joined by m gillespie
because she's talking about that new show that you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Story that JFK Junior, the story of him and his
wife Carol and Bizzette. We're going to be leaping onto
the Cottage Cheese not doing about my thighs. Thank you
the Cottage Cheese Bandwagon for TikTok Tucker today.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
And we can't do anything until we do the Fast five?
Would you like to play?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Give us a call?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Why don't you give us
a call and play the Fast five?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Cham Nation.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Street of Lake Jonesy and amandas.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Time indeed five questions before you can you go all
the way and answer all five questions correctly?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
If you do that, Amanda will say, if.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
You answer question five correctly, you get a five hundred
dollars about you at a hijinks hotel.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You got to get there though, Brenda Allo.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Brenda, Hello, how are you very well? Let's see if
we can get you up to question five? His question
number one. Which British actor played several Snape in the
Harry Potter films.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
God, you got me on the first one. I don't
even watch Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
No, I don't watch Hary Potter, but I love this actor.
He's departed now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We had a good chat with him on the radio show.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
We never interviewed, Yes we did, we did, no, Yes,
because I ran the thing passed him about when he
was played in the Bruce Willis movie.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Remember they don't. I would because one of my favorite
films that this person was in.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Dig it up for later in the show.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Don't say dig it up. He's passed away, madly, deeply.
He was in this great film.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hello Mark, he was on show.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Very well. Do you know the actor? Hello, Mark? Which
actor are we talking about? Who played Severest Snape? Eaten
by garbage compact or an alien?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sounds like one of those big lizards.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Tap once if you need help.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mark, Sonya has joined us.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Hello, Sonya.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Good.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Which British actor played Severest Snape in the Harry Potter films.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
I'm sure he would so knew he would remember he
was on our show.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
I would remember.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
We talked to him about when he played Hans Grubber
in Diehard. It was on He said, ye, b yes,
I don't. He did that movie with what was that
lady's name? Did that movie and was in a garden
and he played a prince and she was a gardener.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Kate Winslet was in it in the.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Movie Sense Insensibility.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, it was a movie with him in it. What
you were Goldfish? He was.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I had no memory of that, and I love him.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You banged on about him, how he was terrible husband
in love Action.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
You're thinking of somebody it was you?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, who else doing the radiation?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Can you tell me? You other people? I can smell
of the time calls on your breath.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was you. We'll dig it up.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
That's terrible for digital, Jenn.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Can you can you go back? She's nodding a hit
you'll go through the annalys.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Did it happen?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That happened? She's saying, no, okay, I'll bet you a
billion dollars it happened.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
No one can find it.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Unless you were sick that day. But I remember we
spoke to him, we had him on the show.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
I don't remember that question number son Sona, it's not
break up.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, let's not storm out.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I can't have two of those wre Let's play reverse it,
mimer Si, sonya, what song is being played backwards? Oh?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yeah, the devil, I tells you, Sonya.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
I wouldn't have a clue. I'm very sorry, very well,
I'm driving.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Well, what a release the direct to hear that? Well,
let's leave it there for the moment while we research
whether we've ever interviewed Alan Richmond.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I know that we have.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
If you'd like to play thirteen fifty five twenty two,
why don't you call us here?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand? Search for
us now on the iHeart app Stop Fast of Light,
Jonesy and Demanders five.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm ready to receive my one billion dollars.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Annoyingly, Jenna has found a snippet of an interview we
did in twenty fourteen. How many years ago?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is out that Alan? Alan Rickman?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Twelve years ago?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And you said I love him?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I loved him in truly madly deeply. I don't not
the die hard stuff for me, But how can I
not remember that?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, I'm just saying well, and I will give the
evidence general send it to you, my riote, just to
make sure.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Are you're going to use AI and fake?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Why would I do?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
What?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Do you go to any length to prove yourself correct?
So you do have a very good memory, I'll give
you that. Indeed, except for the day I told you
after years of IVF, that I was having a baby.
In the next day, you don't remember me telling you that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you told me to keep your bile shut. So
I'm a vault. If you got any secrets, you tell me. Katrina,
He's in Carling.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Hi, Katrina, we're playing reverse it, Katrina. What's this song
being played backwards?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ideas?
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Katrina, I think that's going to be I want to
danser somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, remember when we spoke with her.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
In Viawija board?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
In scripts for The Simpsons wasn't mentioned for years. Instead,
it was always written in the scripts as what was
it a irritated groan, be angry murmur or see annoyed grunt?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
So this noise have a listen.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
In the script, it would say you know, Homer talks
about whatever and then.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Max's head and is it irritated, grown angry murmur or
annoyed grunt? It is annoyed grunt. The question before just
a guess question number four for you? What's the airport
code for Los Angeles International Airport.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
L x X.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Which royal pair has revealed plans for an upcoming trip
to Australia.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
It's going to be Harry and Meagan.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're looking forward to seeing them, Katrina, Oh.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Very high. It'll be different because last time they were here,
remember that, we thought they were marvelous and afterwards she dists.
She said she hadn't been you know, she was complaining
a little bit about her She.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Liked Singapore more, did she? Yeah, she's banged on about Singapore.
Was that's the way?
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Now you're thinking of Taylor Swift's fiance, Yeah, he likes
We turned on him because he likes single Sprite.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's got sentas island. They were fine all the fuel there.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Let's talk about Meghan Markle. Last time they were here
it was a royal tour. This time they'll be traveling
as citizens.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Apparently three thousand dollars to go and hear her chat On,
is it?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's what That's what I heard through my wife, who
is a reliable source who would pay three thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
A lot of people would, were your wife.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
No, No, she's not a fan of Megan Michael. As
you know, I couldn't. I wouldn't pay three thousand dollars
to anyone to hear them chat.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
On, wouldn't you? No, not even Alan Richman.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Although now that I have my billions of dollars that
you're going to pay up to.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Me, I don't remember shaking on her.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Katrina, Congratulations, you've won the jam pack. I know there's
no pack, but there's a five hundred dollars out at
a Hijink's hotel where fun checks in and boredom checks out.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Search Hijink's Hotel. Katrina, thank you, love a.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Thank you, guys, thank you, coming up tiptop, touch up.
There's only three ingredients and it looked the photo doesn't
look great, but apparently it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Also, our Alan Rickman audio coming up just to seal
the deal on gold Gem Nation. So we were talking
in the Fast five just before about the late Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
One of my favorite actors, and you said we'd interviewed
here yep, and years ago, Digital Jen, I have no
memory of it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You have no memory. Digital Jenna has dug up this audio.
It was from two twenty fourteen. The movie was called
A Little Chaos.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
He starred in that as the King of Versai, and
he was he wanted to Kate Winslet's character to do
his garden.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like a modern day Jim's MOWI.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
So we had him on the show and I asked
you about the time that he was in Diehard as
Hans Grubber.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
What I think is great about that movie is that
they bothered to get a script. You know, it's not
often the case with action movies. It was also before
the age of computer graphics, so you know, everything was
for real.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
And that's probably the first time we would have heard
you say yippie kya mother beeper.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
And the last.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
There you go, my friend, my minions and billions of
dollars coming my way.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Listen to that. You can't hear a breath from me,
and normally you do. Hog Let's face it, But when
when I would have laughed politely along to cover the
awkwardness of that if I had, But if I was there.
You would have heard me listen.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And that's probably the first time we would have heard
you say yippie kya mother beeper and the last.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
The invisible Amanda, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Where were you twenty fourteen?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
You owe me billions of dollars because you've lost the bet.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I haven't lost the bed.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, I'm intrigued. Where were you? You've never had a
sick day in your life.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
I had a hip replacement probably around then.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Can we diorize that? Can we check that?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Just you need to forensically like forensic stuff.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Because annoyingly, I think I remember seeing that film. Yeah
it was good, But maybe I saw the film and
maybe didn't do the interview. Were we fighting that day?
Can we let it drop? No one owes anyone any money?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, that's like such a mum bed.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Well if you think that's boring, wait to hear what
we're talking about next. It's cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okayamaid okay.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I concede that you weren't there for that interview with
Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
You remember that I wasn't. I had a moment. I
remember seeing that film yep, But I would have remembered
interviewing Richmond.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Let's google twenty thirteen hip replacement.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Maybe you're going after the specialist to get your hit
looked at.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Was I Jimi right?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Okay, I've had two? No, it was twenty eleven you
had the hit replacement. How are you googling?
Speaker 13 (13:09):
Well news dot com dot a you They came out
with an article band called Amanda Keller hip replacement.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Okay, okay, what do you well? Maybe I was filming
that day, maybe the living room. Maybe that had to.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Be there, living the show. That's right, the bane of
my existence, that show just getting in the.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Way, that LOGI winning show getting in.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
What's this show?
Speaker 7 (13:30):
We've never won a logan, we've never won a We've
won radio.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Many right, and then they stopped the radio awards. We're
the last winners.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
But you I heard the magic words. You've conceded that
it wasn't.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Either in hospital recovering or hungover or hanging with your
boyfriend working.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I was working. But you've conceded that you were wrong.
I'd like to hear the.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Words sorry about wrong.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Okay, you're a piece of work.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well takes one and no one.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Let's talk about TikTok Tucker, which is coming up next.
I don't know how we survive when we're younger without
drinking water at every given moment and being on the
hunt for protein.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
And I've noticed lately the young girls used to walk
around with those big Stanley cups. Then I see the
young fellas they're walking around with even bigger cups, almost
like you know the water cooler.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Yeah, there are all those with a handle.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, and they're walking around these big roid munches just
walk around drinking.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
That yeah and looking for where they're going to get
their next protein hit. I survived, and I grew up
with the regular amount of meat and three veg yep,
and drinking out of the tap once a year, and
that was it. How have people? How do we survive?
But protein these days is everything? And in the eighties
people were obsessed with the cottage cheese, not because there was protein,
(14:48):
but because now we crave, well, we need to have
a protein bro meat moot. If it can't be meant protein, protein,
everyone's obsessed with it. So I have a listen to
every single influencer you hear is talking it.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
You want to lose fat, but you love eating big
delicious Carby meals or guess what susan, you can have both.
You've probably seen the viral cottage cheese wrap, but just
in case you haven't, here's how I make it and
how I stuff it for a super freaking easy, high
protein dinner.
Speaker 14 (15:18):
So we tried the chicken crust pizza and that one
was really good.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
So let's give the old cottage cheese basic go.
Speaker 14 (15:24):
If you spread cottage cheese under a bacon sheet at
your favorite seasonings in bake it three fifty for thirty
five to forty minutes, you get these crispy, crunchy high
protein chips you can dip in anything made with two ingredients. Honestly,
one of the easiest protein snacks I've.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Made, et cetera, et cetera. Everything is protein, everything is
cottage cheese. I've got recipes in front of me here
for strawberry shortcake made with cottage cheese, pizza bases cottage cheese,
pasta sauce, which is only made pretty much with cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't think I've eaten cottage cheese ever.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Oh you would have eaten cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It just looks right, well.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
You're well, that's the thing these days. And people eat it.
They usually blitz it because it does look rank. So
I'm about to make a high protein jelly that involves
cottage cheese, and I wonder what else will do it next?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
On Gold.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Gold it's Jones, the man driving you home with jam
Nation to the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Six us stuff working with you, making slat make you go.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah, TikTok taka. We make food from TikTok and eat it.
What are we eating today?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Well, I've just been the last few minutes foraging for
some cottage cheese and protein, because that's all anyone puts
in any recipes today. Ask any influencer they're using cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Sorry, just a question, chef, isn't cottage cheese protein?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I said, looking for cottage
cheese and protein.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But is cottage cheese the protein?
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yes, it is cottage cheese and all protein. Cottage cheese
is a form of protein. On the same page.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You don't have to gordon me, man, I'm just asking.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
That you are an idiot sandwich. So cottage cheese is
in everything. But this is a very easy high protein snack.
It's called high protein jelly. And we start with a
bowl of aeroplane jelly. And I just put the crystals
how do I open this? And tipped them into a.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Bar, opened it before we went on air. Would you.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Even Ryan's horrified at how rude you are. Oh, there's
a packet inside it. Are you a fan of jelly?
Are you a bit jelly? You bit jelly of me?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Brendan amsr fans would be happy.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Anyway, I've put the jelly in and now thank you.
I add a cup of boiling hot water into that
and I stir, stir, stir. Then I add cottage cheese,
(18:00):
a big stirr. You can do that without a spoon.
It just smells that lime green jelly. I never liked jelly, even.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
As in the pine you a little choky frog.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
And I understand how it works right now, but we're
going to put this cottage cheese in three quarters of
a tub of big lumpy cottage cheese. In the picture,
it does looks all smooth, looks dreadful. Anyway that goes in,
it does look like the offshoot of some lipose suction situation.
And then we add a cup, then we add a
(18:32):
cup of cold water, hell, and then we mix mix,
mix for ages, and then they go have a look
at the picture there it looks yeah, that's before it's mixed.
That looks like what's sewerage? That's that? So I'm just
going to mix mixed. Miss. I don't know how it
comes out smooth, but we mix, mix mix. We put
(18:53):
this in the freezer and at the end of the show,
we slice it up and we will eat it and
we'll be delighted with ourselves. You've found some brotie.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Can you not do that? It's very unseadly.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Also, we've discovered why you weren't there at the Alan
Rickman interview.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
When's my check arriving?
Speaker 8 (19:13):
We've just no, no, it's not about paying off debts.
But it's quite a fascinating tale. We'll have that for
you as well. Next hour on Gold.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Now, by
the miracle of recording, Josie and.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Amanda and Amanda those are two great names.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm not a scatter.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's the chemistry between them.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
But how much let us realign your own business and
shut your pie hoose.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I wish you were with you, Joel.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Hello, there, there hasn't been that.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
That's much frantic computer activity since the VPN surge. Now
that porn hub has been banned, I'm totally faking Okay. Now,
when I was young and I needed to get pornography,
you really had to work for it, So I think
it's good.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Away from that, this is the story about Alan Rickman
on our.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Show earlier today. You said just a throwaway comment that
we'd interviewed Alan Rickman, and I thought I would have
remembered that one of my favorite fre movies is truly
madly deeply I love Alan Rickman. I would have remembered it.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
I bet one million billion dollars that we had indeed
spoken to Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Your memory is actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And here we have exhibit A, and that's probably the
first time we would have heard you say Yippika, mother beeper,
Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Listen to that, though I'm not in it. Yes, we
ascertained that i'd have laughed politely to cover your awkwardness,
and you can't.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
He was af I must admit, but he was charmed
by me.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Well, I could feel it then, but I'm not in there.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Nonetheless, we're a duo, and I like going to interviews
with you.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I acknowledge I wasn't in there.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay, yes, yes, you weren't there. But where were you?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Where was I?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Jam?
Speaker 8 (20:53):
I right, we were looking before. You weren't having hip surgery,
which we thought had happened.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Was I filming with the living room shumming around with
your power from the living room?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Was I no?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Jim Y Wright Well.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
In twenty fourteen news dot com dot Au, they posted
this article Amanda.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Keller heart problem.
Speaker 13 (21:12):
Radio host blames spanks that.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
We had gone to see a movie premiere of Angelina
Jolis Unbroken, and I started to get all hot and
bothered while I was sitting because he had to dress formally.
It was a formal dress code to see a movie.
So I'm sitting down for two hours. I'd probably had
a thousand things to eat, and I started get all
hot and bothered. And I had been doing some stuff
with the Victor Changhart Foundation, and I knew that the
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symptoms of heart attack in women is different to men,
and so I went home and Harley drove me up
to the hospital. They had me in for observation. The
next morning, I'm looking at the television and I'm the
news scroll that I've had a heart attack that people
say they've seen me being taken by ambulance from that
movie premiere. None of that was real. But I'd defone
my dad and say, Dad, you're going to see a
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news story ignored I'm alive and.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well it worked for us though, didn't it.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
We have great ratings.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
In that survey period. But also I had to go
and do an interview with Angela and Lena Jolly by myself.
Do you remember that? And she even said, well, wishes
to you. Apologies from my co host Amanda. She hadn't
infarction during your movie, but not because of the movie.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, it's just another thing. So she would have loved
to have been here, but I hope.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
She feels better. Were you going to be okay? Yeah,
to put in your big boy pants for those two
big interviews on your own.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Some of the best interviews in the world, and that's
I believe we were at number one in the rating.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
I'm going number one just hearing this story Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart.
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App from The Daily os A. Emma Gillespie Fresh with
an F one cold. That's what it's called the F one.
Speaker 15 (23:01):
Flu, the F one Lurgie, I've got it. But we're
not talking about F one today. We're talking about another
passion of mine, which is the Kennedys. Because I don't
know if you've seen this new show. It's called Love Story.
It's a drama about Carolyn Bissett and JFK. Junior's relationship.
It's attracted a lot of criticism from the people who
are portrayed in the show, who are of course still alive,
(23:23):
like actor Daryl Hannah. Now she data JFK Jr. On
and off throughout the eighties and nineties, and she's portrayed
in this series is honestly really annoying. I would be
upset if I was her too. She's sort of this
villain who's kind of portrayed as getting in the way
of the love story unfolding between Carolyn and JFK.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Junior.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
But she has slammed the show in an op ed
for The New York Times, I love when celebrities do this,
tell us how you really feel. She said that it's
a tragedy exploiting series, and that her character is portrayed
as misogynistic, false and sense sationalistic. I want to read
you the opening line of this piece because I think
it's just brilliant.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
She says.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
Jacqueline on Nassis once gave me some wise advice. She
told me that while tabloids, magazines, and newspapers often sold
ridiculous lies, they were nothing more than birdcage lineup by
the next day. At the time, I found great comfort
and consolation in those words, but today they no longer
hold true. In the digital age, stories do not disappear
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and lies live online forever. Daryl hann is not the
only one that slammed the show. We've also heard from
JFK's grandson, Jack Schlosberg. His mum is Caroline Kennedy, of
course JFK Junior's sister. He said the family was never
consulted for love story, that it's complete fiction. He did
an interview with CBS where he said, speaking about Ryan Murphy,
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who's the executive producer of this show, he's pretty controversial.
You might know Ryan Murphy from shows like OJ Simpson, Monster,
The Jeffrey Dharmer Story, and he also did Monsters, The
Lyle and Eric Man Story. Anyway, Jack Schlosberg said, if
you want to know someone who's never met anyone in
my family, knows nothing about us. Talk to Ryan Murphy.
The guy knows nothing about what he's talking about. And
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he's making a ton of money on a grotesque display
of someone else's life.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Because I haven't seen it, does it depict their love story? Like,
is it a negative telling of the story.
Speaker 15 (25:21):
Well, this is where it's complicated, I think because I'm
actually loving the show. Whether or not it's accurate, I
think that it portrays a beautiful love story between Carolyn
Bissett and jfk Jr. It portrays kind of very complicated
people and a very nuanced, complicated relationship between them.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
But which it was, which it was? There were photos
that exist of them fighting in a park, him throwing
her engagement.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
That's the problem when you do these shows. You can't
have people that are still alive.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That's the problem.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
These people aren't alive.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's Daryl Hannah is still a lot.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, but the families of the people who were
deceased to complain her too.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
I think Daryl Hannah's right to be upset. She does
kind of get portrayed as this party girl. She says
that she never did drugs and that that's completely false.
But one of the producers on the show, a guy
called Brad Simpson. He responded to some of the earlier
criticisms last month and he said basically that they wanted
to approach the story with love and kindness and that
we're trying to celebrate the life of Carolyn Bissett and
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jfk Jr. So lots of opinions, but the show is
doing really well. It's broken a record for FX, the
production company. It racked up more than twenty five million
hours of viewing for its first five episodes.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
I've seen across all the socials people are obsessed with
the fashions of the time. It's a big resurgence of
that nineties New York feel.
Speaker 15 (26:38):
Beautiful people, beautiful clothes. You know who doesn't love a
bit of that.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
And a plane crash to boot Oh, Brendan, the.
Speaker 15 (26:45):
Cherry on top.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
M thank you, em, thank you, and thank you. Brandis okay.
Your download is complete Gemation. You know, I love looking
at things on my phone about dogger options, dog people,
old dogs, philosophies about dogs. Your face, Brenda, you're really
obsessed with dogs. I'm not obsessed in the hard world.
(27:12):
The kindness and the beauty of dogs often gets you through.
A lot of people will agree with this, which is
why I was taken when I heard this.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
There's one thing that dogs do better than anything on
this planet. They celebrate absolutely everything. If you grab your keys, celebration,
open the fridge celebration, Walk back into the room after
being gone for twenty seconds, huge celebration. They don't wait
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for birthdays or big news or vacations. Dogs treat everyday
life like it's worth getting excited about. Heck, I mean,
they wake up happy to be here. They sniff the
air like it's a miracle. They chase a ball like
they're in the Olympics. They roll in the grass like
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it's a five star spa. It's impossible not to smile
when you are around that kind of joy, And honestly,
I think that's one of the greatest gifts they give us.
They remind us that life doesn't have to be perfect
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to be wonderful.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
That's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah? Fair enough.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
What if you've got one of those downer dogs, Oh,
down a dog, A dog that's grumpy, Yeah, a dog
that's snarly, Because my dog is exactly what was described there,
excited to see me, happy for every moment, thrilled to
be alive every day. What if you don't have a
dog like that.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Just a downer dog? Yeah right, go outside.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
There's cranky always looks part out.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Pugs always doesn't like you. Pugs always look cranky.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah, well maybe I don't know, maybe they.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Are cranky, little face.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
The tribal drum is going to beat for my dog,
the downer? Yeah, what the dog out of the knights crying?
Do you have one of those dogs?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
A downer dog? My dog, the down my dog, the downer.
I love it?
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Your calls are coming up
next on Gold.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Gem n Gold. It's Jonesy demanded driving you home across
Australia and the tribal drum is beating my dog, the downer?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
What the dog out of the knights crying? Because when
you think of dogs, you think of their joy, you
think of this.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
There's one thing that dogs do better than anything on
this planet. They celebrate absolutely everything. If you grab your keys, celebration,
open the fridge, celebration, walk back into the room after
being gone for twenty seconds, huge celebration.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
But what if you have a dog that's not like that,
a down a dog, a dog that's constantly down, cranky
and depressed.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Rachel has joined as Hello Rachel, Hi guys, how are
you ray?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Tell us about your dog, Rachel.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Okay, Well, my dog Minnie, she's fourteen and she is
a downer because she ignores everyone and every dog. We
go out walking and she will ignore every dog and
lets it's a male dog that is not desect, a
male dog that's not de sext. She turns into a
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saucy hole dancer. She's goak. She jumps around and blurts
like she has never seen a male before. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Rachel. Do you find tho with other owners when your dog,
because my dog will often ignore other dogs, and the
owners take personal offense if their dog gets ignored.
Speaker 12 (30:51):
No.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Actually, a lot of people where we all they know her,
they know she's going to ignore them.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
And the dog owners, the dog owners that have got
the male and these ex dogs, they're like, oh my god,
here we go again. Yeah, here she comes, and people
as well totally ignores them.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Yeah, I've had a sect me what does that mean
for me?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Rachel?
Speaker 9 (31:20):
But if they've got food in their pockets. She makes
a beeline for them, and she won't leave them alone.
She won't even really walk with me. She would have
and she'll make ye cut direct eye contact with them,
and she'll thank you for a treat because she knows
people that have food, and she will not leave them alone.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Because I find if I'm taking my dog for a
walk and and Mini ignores the other dog, the owner
will sometimes saying, oh, not talking to my to us today?
Are they Barney? As if? As if? As if I
can dictate that, as if I have some control of
the mini social life.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I don't know there were so many people walking around
with food in their pockets.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Well, be surprised me. People off your dog a snack
when you're walking around.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Thank you, Rachel. Does that happen? How do you feel
about that?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
They say? Can I give you a dog a snack?
And I Sometimes they make Mini sit down, and I say, look,
she's really old. Now she's got us riders in the hit.
Please don't make her get up and down.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
It's a it's like walking around sandy someone's kid.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Can I give you a kid a treat?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Yeah? It is unusual, isn't it? And I saw a
guy who did that and he didn't have a dog
with him. Oh that's unusual.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What he's walking around no dog.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
And giving dog treats?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
What a creep? He's a dog creep? Right?
Speaker 12 (32:34):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Ryan?
Speaker 12 (32:36):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Is your dog a bit of a downer?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Look? She is the most specious thing in the entire world.
But she walks into a room and she's she's huge,
and she's brindled, and she's perfect. But she walks in
and she will let everyone know that she's no nourished.
She's ever patted in her life, even though she's got
like eight beds and she lives at my aunty. She
lives with Knie, my dad. She's got people that to
take care of her every day. And she goes to
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the osteos, to the physios, to the Cairo, she goes everywhere.
But she gives you the look of death. What have
I done?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You're living the best life death.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Getting side eye from a dog.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Is a red Lookay you're treating me.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Take more of your calls. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Please join us on gold Jams. Joji demanded for the
drive home. I love Creed, you love Creed.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
You know, I'd love to go and secret a nickelback
play together.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That be a show.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
There's a lot of throatspittle, god.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Stap and Chad Kroger together at last.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Is anyone going to do the high notes?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
If you're going to slag Creed?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Why would I do?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Do you want me to walk out right now? Is
this going to happen?
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Is this the trend? Now?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Is this will be my tipping point in the meantime.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
In the meantime, when you have a dog, it's wonderful
because of their joy. This is how dogs should be.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
They celebrate absolutely everything. If you grab your keys, celebration,
open the fridge, celebration, walk back into the room after
being gone for twenty seconds, huge celebration.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
True.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I pulled up with the lights on my motorcycle and
there was this dog, this little fluffy dog, just looking
out of the window, just loving light. And I said,
I mate, yep, I'm talking to the dog, but you know,
and the drivers were waving at me and we're just
you know, loving our lives.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah. Well, dogs make you feel happy. Unless you have
the best of a dog, that's a bit of a downer.
So the tribal drom is beating for this my dog
the downer.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
The dogs crying.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Becky, Hello, Becky, tell us about your dog.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't know what. He's a downer, but he's also
a bit self entitled. I bought him just before lockdown
in COVID, just the day before, so we never really
interacted with other dogs. So he's a bit of a
downer because whenever I pick up the keys or the
lead to go for a walk, come on, come on,
you go, burrows super under the doner. If I've been
at work all day and I come home, I'll come in,
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I go here go And he just doesn't even come
out of the room.
Speaker 9 (35:14):
That side eye eye roll.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You know, get side eye from you.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
You' mind of having a dog is when you come
through the door, even if.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
No one else is your side eye from your kids.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yes, you mustn't look as it so earth your home.
And he goes to doggy daycare three days a week.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Because I tried to interacting with other dogs.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
He doesn't like interacting with other dogs.
Speaker 16 (35:37):
He just likes the people.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Doggy daycare is not cheap. What does that cost you?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
When you through the door. If your dog's not happy
to see you, there's something wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Deanne has joined us.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
Hello Deanne, what's your dog like?
Speaker 16 (35:54):
Hi? I had a dog named Guss, and he was
a rescue dog and he was three legged and he
passed now. But I had him for fourteen years and
he wasn't just the downer. He was an asshole. So
I used to have to He hated he hated laughter, noise, brooms, poses,
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and if he did bring them out, he would growl
at you until he stopped and he'd go to buy
you and bear his teeth. So I had to put
him inside if I was ever doing with that yard.
So I used to take him down the beach and
I had to put a muzzle on him because people
would come up to him and go, oh, look a
little disabled dog, and I go, no, don't touch him.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Don't touch him.
Speaker 16 (36:36):
So in the end he became I became the crazy.
I was the lady that had the crazy, cranky dog. Anyway,
I eventually decided I'd get another dog, and I bought
I got another dog, and she was like nine months
when I got up. I thought it might help him
with his crankiness. But I bought her home and we
started to try and play ball, and he wouldn't let
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any of it happen. He would just grab the ball,
sit on it.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
And he was a real prick. And did you love him? No,
dm oh, I loved.
Speaker 16 (37:07):
Him to death. I kind of loved him because he
was an as you know what I mean. But nobody
else loved my mother's son. He said to me, momm
not coming the nderday with you, he said, because everyone
knows who you are and I don't want to be
associated with the crazy lady's dog.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Really sure that dog's not a cat?
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Brilliant, it does sound like a cat.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all your calls.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Yeah sing
a request for them to do it again and.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Lay off the moonshine knocking a man.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
It's so hello ert, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (37:50):
We don't just have a VPN surge after porn hub
has been banned.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
I don't know what you those are you going with
your VPN? I used porn up to look at vpl
What does it mean? Tell what you mean?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It's yeah, so you know how the under the ban
on the sites for kids under sixteen? Yes, so this
makes sense.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
So people, now you're looking at getting a VPN, which
is what the VPN site Stop asking me questions that
I don't know the answer to. But I will tell
you this Proton VPN was one hundred and seventy four
in the whole sites. It's now moved up to nineteen,
so you can still act, says Shipnography through VPN.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I've gone one step better.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
I'm going to get all my old copies of Penthouse
and Ribald and put them online a nave.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
What a classic. But we're also going to fuel surge.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
I found a great article titled on fuel supplies and
why you shouldn't panic buy. I really feel the media
looking at you talk back radio is whipping up a
frenzy that we've seen.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Before with the duney paper. Let's not make the same.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Mistake put that into your engine.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
No, don't put toilet paper on your engine.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
So this particular article I found of it popped up
in my algorithm, is really informative, and also it might
calm you if you're anxious about us running out of fuel,
because we're not going to that's coming up and TikTok, Tucker,
I'm anxious about that.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
You should be cottage cheese and jelly.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Yum Instagram as well on Gold you can see a
whole lot more of Jonesy and Demand or on our socials.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Gold it's Jonesy Demander driving you home. You might have
sad a lot of stories from various news sites about
people hoarding fuel against yeah in Australia, and it just
pops up in my algorithm. You know, you send that
picture of that guy and he's got a giant tanker
on the back of his car where he's full drive
and he's filled it up with fuel, probably about two
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thousand bucks worth of fuel.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
A sensible post has popped up in my feed from
a lady called Lauren Lately and it's really good article.
It's worth reading about if you're anxious about fuel. It
says here on fuel supplies and why you shouldn't panic buy.
There are two issues that are being conflated in coverage,
fuel supply and fuel prices.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
So people panicking that our fuel supplies being damaged because
war in Iran, Yes, the.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Bombing, and we've been through this before. I remember when
I was a kid, the last time we went to
war with around they had a thing called odds and
even number plates. You'll remember that.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Yeah, you could fill up on one day yep.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
So Lauren writes here the numbers you'll see about how
many days of fuel we have thirty six days of petrol,
thirty four days of diesel. At most recent numbers are
a calculation called consumption cover days, which means if all
imports and refinering completely stopped and consumption remained the same
as usual, that is the number of days that the
few would cover. But imports haven't stopped, nor has domestic refining.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
So why people panicking?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
So Australia we rely, we rely on a lot of
fuel imports. We stopped largely refining in our country. But
the disruption to the strait of Hormus.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Amos satisfying holes straight of humbles.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Not as good as the Malaca Straits anyway, that's impacting
about twenty percent of the fuel shipping internationally right now.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
That's twenty percent of the world, not just US. So
the biggest impact that is having right now is price.
It's not supply. And the thing that doesn't often get
mentioned in the media coverage looking at you talk back
radio is as Australia has introduced a minimum stockholding obligation
about five years ago, which means major importers have to
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hold a certain amount of fuel stocks that the government
can requisition to release into the market in a crisis
slash emergency.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Situation, so we'd never be without.
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Australia has also had a liquid fuel emergency power since
nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's never been triggered. So we went through the Iran,
we went through Iraq, We've been here before. But the
problems we've got social media now.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
So can I ask you, though, why the price is
going up if the supply is not going down. Is
that because price gouging?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
The other consideration on price and supply in Australia is
all the panic buying, largely driven by the media. The
rush of people filling up because they fear a price
increase leads to petrol stations prematurely putting up their prices
because they actually haven't received the fuel that has an
increased price. They're just making people may pay more for
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the same fuel they've already got. Panic buying is unhelpful
and actually drives It drives the problem, especially when panic
buying happens in metro areas, which adversely.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Impacts rule and regional areas.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
So if you're in the city, you don't need to
get jerry cans and load up your things. If you're
living out the back of Burke or even Darwin like that,
yes it's going to be a problem, but at the
end of the coast, it's not for the supply.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's going to be a cost.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
We're going to see higher fuel costs, which is a case,
but if it's anything, we went through the COVID thing
with a duney paper and as Luren writes up here,
TLDR too long, didn't read don't panic buy fuel.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
We're not at mad Max's net yet. We got a
bit to goat and we've been.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Through this and don't put duney paper, as you say,
in your engine.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
And try not to punch an electric car driver in
the face. And they go, who should have gone with
my option?
Speaker 7 (43:13):
Maybe they'd have a point, Well, okay, maybe they do.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Everything's going to be Okayama have.
Speaker 7 (43:21):
To listen to this song. You know this song.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
They need a word. It did a version one of
the greats.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
This is released in May nineteen seventy nine, but it's
made a resurgence on TikTok, and there's a reason why.
Apparently it has what's called an abundancy frequency, an abundance frequency,
which means there's something about the frequency in that song
that attunes you to good vibes and therefore brings good
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things into your life. That's what people say. That's not
what I'm saying necessarily, but that's what people say. It
will attract wealth, luck, and success. So this is some
of the stuff that TikTok is saying. Day one of
dancing to ring my bell every morning after finding out
you can hack the matrix with its abundance frequency, says
(44:16):
one user. Another said, this is apparently a frequency in
this song. They don't allow it to be played in
casinos because it attracts so much abundance and successful energy.
That's a few people have said that to me, that
song is not allowed to be played in casinos.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Who do you know that goes to casinos?
Speaker 7 (44:34):
No, But when I mentioned this, if you said they'd
heard that story, someone else has said, I don't understand it.
All I know is I started dancing to this song
from beginning to end every single day, and opportunities came
flooding to me. Change let's play it again here, Ryan, please.
This woman says it does sound like I never thought
it would happen to me. This woman said that she
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One creator said that she heard about the trend from
a friend curios. She decided to try it, and she
played the song a few times, danced a long hours later.
I got a really good job offer. It's like, this
is what's happening. So play the song every morning. Interestingly,
because when I asked to put the song into the
system so we could play it today, one of our producers, Meg,
(45:17):
was doing some research into the abundance frequency. As she
was doing that, she got a phone call offering her
an additional something here at the radio station. Turn it
off for a kickyr.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
A new job or something, well, a.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Job as well as this. She's not going anywhere wow
side hustle Meg, Yeah, because she she put the vibe
out with that piece one more time. Rhyme.
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Why doesn't the abundance raining down upon us?
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Maybe it is?
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Why don't we just play that twenty four hours seven?
Speaker 7 (45:48):
Well? Why then then the ratings would dissipate the ring
my bell network, it's worth a try, maybe to work
for you with Instagram.
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Maybe because that's here and it's coming up next on
Gold Jem Gold with Pink and Still with Carrie Hart.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
Yeah, she came out and said that reports of their
breakup were greatly exaggerated and still mind your own.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Is she going to be doing the TV show?
Speaker 7 (46:11):
Well, that's the rumor, is she's taking over the Kelly
Clarkson show. I don't know, was she take over?
Speaker 1 (46:16):
What's that one? That's terrible? True? Barrymore show? Have you
seen that? Have you seen it?
Speaker 7 (46:22):
That's still going?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's the worst thing. I watched it one time.
Speaker 7 (46:24):
How much sits in their laps?
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It's so bad? It's actually good, like.
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This radio show exactly.
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Everybody that's money extra cash Jones and amandas ten question
sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass if you
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of time. But it's you get all the questions right.
One thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
You can make it two thousand, but it's by answering
a bonus question and it's double or nothing. Michelle's with us, Hi, Michelle.
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Oh my god, I got through it.
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All right, Michelle, you've put out the vibes. You've done
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Don't forget to say pass if you're not sure? Okay, sure, Michelle,
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sides on a triangle? Three? Question two? What year are
we in?
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Now?
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Twenty six?
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Question three? Ferrari pergo Mercedes are types of what? Question four?
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What?
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Past?
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Question five? Penny Wise is a character from which horror film?
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It?
Speaker 7 (47:45):
Question six? Finish this? Give me a home among the country?
Question seven? What's the capital of Canada?
Speaker 5 (47:53):
Ah?
Speaker 12 (47:53):
This gets me every time?
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Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Past?
Speaker 7 (47:56):
Question eight? What does CIA stand for?
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Central Intelligence Agency?
Speaker 7 (48:02):
Question nine? Who sings? Shake it off?
Speaker 12 (48:06):
Tail swift?
Speaker 7 (48:07):
Question ten? What mythical creature features on the flag of whales?
Speaker 6 (48:12):
Dragon?
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Question four? What color is Verdant?
Speaker 12 (48:16):
Oh? I'm going to go for a shirt of green.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
What's the cabin of Canada?
Speaker 6 (48:20):
But it's not Vancouver, It's.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
It's always get it wrong every time. It's so easy
to get that one.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Oh, you were so close.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Thrill and you've got green? Right for Verdant?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah, I know, and I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
And you know what, I'm a kindergarten teachers. I was
teaching triangles today and the size and I thought.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Oh that's all.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 7 (48:45):
Oh Michelle, Oh Michelle, you got Actually the vibes helped you.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
But and you know, you might get lucky in other
ways this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Okay, Oh I'm trying.
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I meant you might get a runner.
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See buy a lottery ticket, mache.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
Nice to talk to you. Well, coming up next, tell
you what here we go with our TikTok tucker cottage
cheese and green lime jelly. Will it be the protein
hit we need? We'll find out next.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
On Gold Gold It's jonesy amount of driving you home
this Wednesday, and it's time to go to the kitchen
for six.
Speaker 15 (49:31):
Stop working with making slat, make you go.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, TikTok tuker.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
We make food from TikTok and eat it. Today we
are eating.
Speaker 7 (49:41):
It's high protein jelly. Everyone's looking for protein. Everyone is
using cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
What's with cottage cheese?
Speaker 7 (49:48):
Well, I think I'm wondering and we'll discover that with
this recipe, whether it's bland enough that it gives you
protein without changing the taste of anything.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I think you're saying protein too often.
Speaker 7 (49:57):
I think people the protein, Brendan.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
But too many people.
Speaker 8 (50:01):
You've got to get your protein and come on your
meat and bloody potatoes.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
What's cottage cheese? Why is it called cottage cheese? I'm curious.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
I don't know. Ryme.
Speaker 13 (50:13):
It's because it was historically produced in rural cottages.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Holl obleak, Brendan, thank you for wasting our time.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
He just made that up.
Speaker 7 (50:22):
Now the thing is the picture of it. Well, let
me tell you what I've done here. There's been a
jelly sachet lime green jelly, added boiling water to that,
dissolved it, put a stack of cottage cheese in and
some hot water, a cold water that's been in the
freezer for about two and a half hours. Noow, I'm
looking at the picture and I'm guessing that they probably
blended the cottage cheese, although it didn't say too in
(50:44):
the recipe, but the picture makes it look like a
little slab of almost greenish tofu. I'm taking the lid
off what we've got here, right, it looks like a
petri dish.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Oh, it looks like sick.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
It looks like someone's sick.
Speaker 8 (51:00):
You know what, it looks like the bottom of the
crisper in your fridge, the crisper contained. You know what's
that thing? That the crisper thing? All right, you know
what you put your vegetas.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
You know what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, you make and you get the juice. But it's
not as bad as the meat juice.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Okay, anyway, here's some The problem is that it's still
got lumpy cottage cheese and it makes it Your brain
wants to think it hasn't dissolved. It's not supposed to.
But maybe for the picture they dissolved. Let's see what
the taste is.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
He's not happy and he lives in a sharehouse.
Speaker 7 (51:36):
Because this is in his toilet.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
He'll he tiles to meat and now he's looking at this.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
There's two Okay, when I say go hoe in one, two,
three high protein jelly, you know it's not that bad.
It's the texture. It's just ragsture that it's like eating
brains that have been put into jelly.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
Have you on that jungle show where they make you
cry and talk about your family and eat this, that's
what it happened.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Actually, you're quite right. If you were blindfolded, you could
convince someone that.
Speaker 8 (52:16):
This was brains and then you'd go the blub about
your family and how much you miss them, and then
they bring him around.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
That's that show in a nutshell, make a slap doune
and make you go yack.
Speaker 7 (52:27):
I reckon, if you blend the cottage cheese, this would
be a winner. Yes, Brendon, I'm like, are you on
the jungle?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Would it right?
Speaker 4 (52:36):
At you?
Speaker 7 (52:36):
Two that won't have another mountain? Well?
Speaker 1 (52:40):
You do that. I'll talk about tomorrow's show it You
know who I've got this, Adam Gervitz joining us on
the show Dervits? Did I say Gervits?
Speaker 8 (52:47):
I mean Adam Durvitz from Counting Crows.
Speaker 7 (52:51):
Is Adam Kervitz from your local fruit and bed shop. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
He is great. We had him on our show once before.
I had a.
Speaker 7 (52:57):
Great chat with you, so I'm looking forward to that too.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Instagram Mexice Returner. All the stuff that we do on
the days.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
We will see you then, good day to you.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, thank god that's over.
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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Amanda the actress.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
You have no empathy for anyone but your Selfie giant too.
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That good radio.
Speaker 7 (00:29):
And Amanda and you're on the same show.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Amanda shut crag a Lacken, Good afternoon, Amanda Lacken.
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Why don't you how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I saw something interesting on your socials today.
Speaker 7 (00:42):
What was this?
Speaker 8 (00:43):
Something from your past life? When you played a quartizan
in an opera?
Speaker 7 (00:49):
Well in light of Us We spoke about this on
the show about Timothy Charlemage saying that opera and ballet
were dying arts. A friend of mine who I worked
on the Living Room sent me a series photographs and
I'd forgotten that I did a story for the Living
Room where I had to be part of La bo
m an opera at the Sydney Opera House, and I
(01:10):
played the role of Quarters and Number three or otherwise
known as prostitutes. Because here's the text that went with
it from the day we did the booking. Should we
meet at the loading dop Yes, prostitutes will be waiting
in either green room or dressing room. So that's where
we went. But it's surprised.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So when Prince Andrew comes to.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Tear surprisingly difficult to be just on a balcony with
an opera I don't know, and having to know when
to go and when to be listening. And then they
said to me, at the end of that song, then
we're supposed to look over here, And I think, how
do you know when that song ends? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I don't know how you going hard. I don't know
how you'd go as a prostitute. I think there'd be
too much chat.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Well, if you're a client, you'd just be bargaining me down, down, down,
so cheap down down.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
Standards are down like you get in an uber a
non conversation, a little bit, a little bit less conversation,
a little bit more action.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
I was dressed to the nines.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It looked like a quarter active woman.
Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'll stop it, don't embarrass me.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Did you read my comment?
Speaker 7 (02:16):
What'd you write?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Have a look? Well, right, and I will just sity here.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Don't you let me see what you've written here in
your own time? Well you didn't mean, I didn't expect
to have to look't caun'ts any comments yet?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Here we go? How much? How much do I hate me?
Let me count?
Speaker 8 (02:41):
That was what that's waiting for action pack show today.
Thank goodness, we're going to be joined by m gillespie
because she's talking about that new show that you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Story that JFK Junior, the story of him and his
wife Carol and Bizzette. We're going to be leaping onto
the Cottage Cheese not doing about my thighs. Thank you
the Cottage Cheese Bandwagon for TikTok Tucker today.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
And we can't do anything until we do the Fast five?
Would you like to play?
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Give us a call?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Why don't you give us
a call and play the Fast five?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Cham Nation.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Street of Lake Jonesy and amandas.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
Time indeed five questions before you can you go all
the way and answer all five questions correctly?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
If you do that, Amanda will say, if.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
You answer question five correctly, you get a five hundred
dollars about you at a hijinks hotel.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You got to get there though, Brenda Allo.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Brenda, Hello, how are you very well? Let's see if
we can get you up to question five? His question
number one. Which British actor played several Snape in the
Harry Potter films.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
God, you got me on the first one. I don't
even watch Harry Potter.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
No, I don't watch Hary Potter, but I love this actor.
He's departed now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We had a good chat with him on the radio show.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
We never interviewed, Yes we did, we did, no, Yes,
because I ran the thing passed him about when he
was played in the Bruce Willis movie.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Remember they don't. I would because one of my favorite
films that this person was in.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Dig it up for later in the show.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Don't say dig it up. He's passed away, madly, deeply.
He was in this great film.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hello Mark, he was on show.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Very well. Do you know the actor? Hello, Mark? Which
actor are we talking about? Who played Severest Snape? Eaten
by garbage compact or an alien?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sounds like one of those big lizards.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Tap once if you need help.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Mark, Sonya has joined us.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Hello, Sonya.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Good.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Which British actor played Severest Snape in the Harry Potter films.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
I'm sure he would so knew he would remember he
was on our show.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
I would remember.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
We talked to him about when he played Hans Grubber
in Diehard. It was on He said, ye, b yes,
I don't. He did that movie with what was that
lady's name? Did that movie and was in a garden
and he played a prince and she was a gardener.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Kate Winslet was in it in the.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Movie Sense Insensibility.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, it was a movie with him in it. What
you were Goldfish? He was.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I had no memory of that, and I love him.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You banged on about him, how he was terrible husband
in love Action.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
You're thinking of somebody it was you?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, who else doing the radiation?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Can you tell me? You other people? I can smell
of the time calls on your breath.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was you. We'll dig it up.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
That's terrible for digital, Jenn.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Can you can you go back? She's nodding a hit
you'll go through the annalys.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Did it happen?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That happened? She's saying, no, okay, I'll bet you a
billion dollars it happened.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
No one can find it.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Unless you were sick that day. But I remember we
spoke to him, we had him on the show.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
I don't remember that question number son Sona, it's not
break up.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, let's not storm out.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I can't have two of those wre Let's play reverse it,
mimer Si, sonya, what song is being played backwards? Oh?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
Yeah, the devil, I tells you, Sonya.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
I wouldn't have a clue. I'm very sorry, very well,
I'm driving.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Well, what a release the direct to hear that? Well,
let's leave it there for the moment while we research
whether we've ever interviewed Alan Richmond.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I know that we have.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
If you'd like to play thirteen fifty five twenty two,
why don't you call us here?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
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Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'm ready to receive my one billion dollars.
Speaker 7 (06:54):
Annoyingly, Jenna has found a snippet of an interview we
did in twenty fourteen. How many years ago?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Is out that Alan? Alan Rickman?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Twelve years ago?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And you said I love him?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
I loved him in truly madly deeply. I don't not
the die hard stuff for me, But how can I
not remember that?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Well, I'm just saying well, and I will give the
evidence general send it to you, my riote, just to
make sure.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Are you're going to use AI and fake?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Why would I do?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
What?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
Do you go to any length to prove yourself correct?
So you do have a very good memory, I'll give
you that. Indeed, except for the day I told you
after years of IVF, that I was having a baby.
In the next day, you don't remember me telling you that.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, you told me to keep your bile shut. So
I'm a vault. If you got any secrets, you tell me. Katrina,
He's in Carling.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Hi, Katrina, we're playing reverse it, Katrina. What's this song
being played backwards?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Ideas?
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Katrina, I think that's going to be I want to
danser somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yes, remember when we spoke with her.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
In Viawija board?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
In scripts for The Simpsons wasn't mentioned for years. Instead,
it was always written in the scripts as what was
it a irritated groan, be angry murmur or see annoyed grunt?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
So this noise have a listen.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
In the script, it would say you know, Homer talks
about whatever and then.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Max's head and is it irritated, grown angry murmur or
annoyed grunt? It is annoyed grunt. The question before just
a guess question number four for you? What's the airport
code for Los Angeles International Airport.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
L x X.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Which royal pair has revealed plans for an upcoming trip
to Australia.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
It's going to be Harry and Meagan.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're looking forward to seeing them, Katrina, Oh.
Speaker 7 (09:03):
Very high. It'll be different because last time they were here,
remember that, we thought they were marvelous and afterwards she dists.
She said she hadn't been you know, she was complaining
a little bit about her She.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Liked Singapore more, did she? Yeah, she's banged on about Singapore.
Was that's the way?
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Now you're thinking of Taylor Swift's fiance, Yeah, he likes
We turned on him because he likes single Sprite.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's got sentas island. They were fine all the fuel there.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Let's talk about Meghan Markle. Last time they were here
it was a royal tour. This time they'll be traveling
as citizens.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
Apparently three thousand dollars to go and hear her chat On,
is it?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's what That's what I heard through my wife, who
is a reliable source who would pay three thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
A lot of people would, were your wife.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
No, No, she's not a fan of Megan Michael. As
you know, I couldn't. I wouldn't pay three thousand dollars
to anyone to hear them chat.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
On, wouldn't you? No, not even Alan Richman.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Although now that I have my billions of dollars that
you're going to pay up to.
Speaker 7 (09:55):
Me, I don't remember shaking on her.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
Katrina, Congratulations, you've won the jam pack. I know there's
no pack, but there's a five hundred dollars out at
a Hijink's hotel where fun checks in and boredom checks out.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Search Hijink's Hotel. Katrina, thank you, love a.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Thank you, guys, thank you, coming up tiptop, touch up.
There's only three ingredients and it looked the photo doesn't
look great, but apparently it's amazing.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
Also, our Alan Rickman audio coming up just to seal
the deal on gold Gem Nation. So we were talking
in the Fast five just before about the late Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
One of my favorite actors, and you said we'd interviewed
here yep, and years ago, Digital Jen, I have no
memory of it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You have no memory. Digital Jenna has dug up this audio.
It was from two twenty fourteen. The movie was called
A Little Chaos.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
He starred in that as the King of Versai, and
he was he wanted to Kate Winslet's character to do
his garden.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's like a modern day Jim's MOWI.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
So we had him on the show and I asked
you about the time that he was in Diehard as
Hans Grubber.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
What I think is great about that movie is that
they bothered to get a script. You know, it's not
often the case with action movies. It was also before
the age of computer graphics, so you know, everything was
for real.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
And that's probably the first time we would have heard
you say yippie kya mother beeper.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
And the last.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
There you go, my friend, my minions and billions of
dollars coming my way.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Listen to that. You can't hear a breath from me,
and normally you do. Hog Let's face it, But when
when I would have laughed politely along to cover the
awkwardness of that if I had, But if I was there.
You would have heard me listen.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
And that's probably the first time we would have heard
you say yippie kya mother beeper and the last.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
The invisible Amanda, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Where were you twenty fourteen?
Speaker 7 (12:03):
You owe me billions of dollars because you've lost the bet.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I haven't lost the bed.
Speaker 7 (12:09):
I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, I'm intrigued. Where were you? You've never had a
sick day in your life.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
I had a hip replacement probably around then.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Can we diorize that? Can we check that?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Just you need to forensically like forensic stuff.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Because annoyingly, I think I remember seeing that film. Yeah
it was good, But maybe I saw the film and
maybe didn't do the interview. Were we fighting that day?
Can we let it drop? No one owes anyone any money?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, that's like such a mum bed.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Well if you think that's boring, wait to hear what
we're talking about next. It's cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Okayamaid okay.
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I concede that you weren't there for that interview with
Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
You remember that I wasn't. I had a moment. I
remember seeing that film yep, But I would have remembered
interviewing Richmond.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Let's google twenty thirteen hip replacement.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Maybe you're going after the specialist to get your hit
looked at.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Was I Jimi right?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Okay, I've had two? No, it was twenty eleven you
had the hit replacement. How are you googling?
Speaker 13 (13:09):
Well news dot com dot a you They came out
with an article band called Amanda Keller hip replacement.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Okay, okay, what do you well? Maybe I was filming
that day, maybe the living room. Maybe that had to.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Be there, living the show. That's right, the bane of
my existence, that show just getting in the.
Speaker 7 (13:25):
Way, that LOGI winning show getting in.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
What's this show?
Speaker 7 (13:30):
We've never won a logan, we've never won a We've
won radio.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
Many right, and then they stopped the radio awards. We're
the last winners.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
But you I heard the magic words. You've conceded that
it wasn't.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
Either in hospital recovering or hungover or hanging with your
boyfriend working.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I was working. But you've conceded that you were wrong.
I'd like to hear the.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Words sorry about wrong.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Okay, you're a piece of work.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Well takes one and no one.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Let's talk about TikTok Tucker, which is coming up next.
I don't know how we survive when we're younger without
drinking water at every given moment and being on the
hunt for protein.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
And I've noticed lately the young girls used to walk
around with those big Stanley cups. Then I see the
young fellas they're walking around with even bigger cups, almost
like you know the water cooler.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Yeah, there are all those with a handle.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, and they're walking around these big roid munches just
walk around drinking.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
That yeah and looking for where they're going to get
their next protein hit. I survived, and I grew up
with the regular amount of meat and three veg yep,
and drinking out of the tap once a year, and
that was it. How have people? How do we survive?
But protein these days is everything? And in the eighties
people were obsessed with the cottage cheese, not because there was protein,
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but because now we crave, well, we need to have
a protein bro meat moot. If it can't be meant protein, protein,
everyone's obsessed with it. So I have a listen to
every single influencer you hear is talking it.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
You want to lose fat, but you love eating big
delicious Carby meals or guess what susan, you can have both.
You've probably seen the viral cottage cheese wrap, but just
in case you haven't, here's how I make it and
how I stuff it for a super freaking easy, high
protein dinner.
Speaker 14 (15:18):
So we tried the chicken crust pizza and that one
was really good.
Speaker 7 (15:21):
So let's give the old cottage cheese basic go.
Speaker 14 (15:24):
If you spread cottage cheese under a bacon sheet at
your favorite seasonings in bake it three fifty for thirty
five to forty minutes, you get these crispy, crunchy high
protein chips you can dip in anything made with two ingredients. Honestly,
one of the easiest protein snacks I've.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Made, et cetera, et cetera. Everything is protein, everything is
cottage cheese. I've got recipes in front of me here
for strawberry shortcake made with cottage cheese, pizza bases cottage cheese,
pasta sauce, which is only made pretty much with cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I don't think I've eaten cottage cheese ever.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Oh you would have eaten cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It just looks right, well.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
You're well, that's the thing these days. And people eat it.
They usually blitz it because it does look rank. So
I'm about to make a high protein jelly that involves
cottage cheese, and I wonder what else will do it next?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
On Gold.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Gold it's Jones, the man driving you home with jam
Nation to the kitchen.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Six us stuff working with you, making slat make you go.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yeah, TikTok taka. We make food from TikTok and eat it.
What are we eating today?
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Well, I've just been the last few minutes foraging for
some cottage cheese and protein, because that's all anyone puts
in any recipes today. Ask any influencer they're using cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Sorry, just a question, chef, isn't cottage cheese protein?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I said, looking for cottage
cheese and protein.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But is cottage cheese the protein?
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yes, it is cottage cheese and all protein. Cottage cheese
is a form of protein. On the same page.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
You don't have to gordon me, man, I'm just asking.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
That you are an idiot sandwich. So cottage cheese is
in everything. But this is a very easy high protein snack.
It's called high protein jelly. And we start with a
bowl of aeroplane jelly. And I just put the crystals
how do I open this? And tipped them into a.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Bar, opened it before we went on air. Would you.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Even Ryan's horrified at how rude you are. Oh, there's
a packet inside it. Are you a fan of jelly?
Are you a bit jelly? You bit jelly of me?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Brendan amsr fans would be happy.
Speaker 12 (17:38):
You know.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Anyway, I've put the jelly in and now thank you.
I add a cup of boiling hot water into that
and I stir, stir, stir. Then I add cottage cheese,
(18:00):
a big stirr. You can do that without a spoon.
It just smells that lime green jelly. I never liked jelly, even.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
As in the pine you a little choky frog.
Speaker 7 (18:11):
And I understand how it works right now, but we're
going to put this cottage cheese in three quarters of
a tub of big lumpy cottage cheese. In the picture,
it does looks all smooth, looks dreadful. Anyway that goes in,
it does look like the offshoot of some lipose suction situation.
And then we add a cup, then we add a
(18:32):
cup of cold water, hell, and then we mix mix,
mix for ages, and then they go have a look
at the picture there it looks yeah, that's before it's mixed.
That looks like what's sewerage? That's that? So I'm just
going to mix mixed. Miss. I don't know how it
comes out smooth, but we mix, mix mix. We put
(18:53):
this in the freezer and at the end of the show,
we slice it up and we will eat it and
we'll be delighted with ourselves. You've found some brotie.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Can you not do that? It's very unseadly.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
Also, we've discovered why you weren't there at the Alan
Rickman interview.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
When's my check arriving?
Speaker 8 (19:13):
We've just no, no, it's not about paying off debts.
But it's quite a fascinating tale. We'll have that for
you as well. Next hour on Gold.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Now, by
the miracle of recording, Josie and.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Amanda and Amanda those are two great names.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm not a scatter.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's the chemistry between them.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
But how much let us realign your own business and
shut your pie hoose.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
I wish you were with you, Joel.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Hello, there, there hasn't been that.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
That's much frantic computer activity since the VPN surge. Now
that porn hub has been banned, I'm totally faking Okay. Now,
when I was young and I needed to get pornography,
you really had to work for it, So I think
it's good.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Anyway.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
Away from that, this is the story about Alan Rickman
on our.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
Show earlier today. You said just a throwaway comment that
we'd interviewed Alan Rickman, and I thought I would have
remembered that one of my favorite fre movies is truly
madly deeply I love Alan Rickman. I would have remembered it.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
I bet one million billion dollars that we had indeed
spoken to Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Your memory is actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And here we have exhibit A, and that's probably the
first time we would have heard you say Yippika, mother beeper,
Alan Rickman.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Listen to that, though I'm not in it. Yes, we
ascertained that i'd have laughed politely to cover your awkwardness,
and you can't.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
He was af I must admit, but he was charmed
by me.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Well, I could feel it then, but I'm not in there.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Nonetheless, we're a duo, and I like going to interviews
with you.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
I acknowledge I wasn't in there.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay, yes, yes, you weren't there. But where were you?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Where was I?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Jam?
Speaker 8 (20:53):
I right, we were looking before. You weren't having hip surgery,
which we thought had happened.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Was I filming with the living room shumming around with
your power from the living room?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Was I no?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Jim Y Wright Well.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
In twenty fourteen news dot com dot Au, they posted
this article Amanda.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Keller heart problem.
Speaker 13 (21:12):
Radio host blames spanks that.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
We had gone to see a movie premiere of Angelina
Jolis Unbroken, and I started to get all hot and
bothered while I was sitting because he had to dress formally.
It was a formal dress code to see a movie.
So I'm sitting down for two hours. I'd probably had
a thousand things to eat, and I started get all
hot and bothered. And I had been doing some stuff
with the Victor Changhart Foundation, and I knew that the
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symptoms of heart attack in women is different to men,
and so I went home and Harley drove me up
to the hospital. They had me in for observation. The
next morning, I'm looking at the television and I'm the
news scroll that I've had a heart attack that people
say they've seen me being taken by ambulance from that
movie premiere. None of that was real. But I'd defone
my dad and say, Dad, you're going to see a
(21:59):
news story ignored I'm alive and.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well it worked for us though, didn't it.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
We have great ratings.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
In that survey period. But also I had to go
and do an interview with Angela and Lena Jolly by myself.
Do you remember that? And she even said, well, wishes
to you. Apologies from my co host Amanda. She hadn't
infarction during your movie, but not because of the movie.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Okay, it's just another thing. So she would have loved
to have been here, but I hope.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
She feels better. Were you going to be okay? Yeah,
to put in your big boy pants for those two
big interviews on your own.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Some of the best interviews in the world, and that's
I believe we were at number one in the rating.
Speaker 7 (22:38):
I'm going number one just hearing this story Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
App from The Daily os A. Emma Gillespie Fresh with
an F one cold. That's what it's called the F one.
Speaker 15 (23:01):
Flu, the F one Lurgie, I've got it. But we're
not talking about F one today. We're talking about another
passion of mine, which is the Kennedys. Because I don't
know if you've seen this new show. It's called Love Story.
It's a drama about Carolyn Bissett and JFK. Junior's relationship.
It's attracted a lot of criticism from the people who
are portrayed in the show, who are of course still alive,
(23:23):
like actor Daryl Hannah. Now she data JFK Jr. On
and off throughout the eighties and nineties, and she's portrayed
in this series is honestly really annoying. I would be
upset if I was her too. She's sort of this
villain who's kind of portrayed as getting in the way
of the love story unfolding between Carolyn and JFK.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Junior.
Speaker 15 (23:44):
But she has slammed the show in an op ed
for The New York Times, I love when celebrities do this,
tell us how you really feel. She said that it's
a tragedy exploiting series, and that her character is portrayed
as misogynistic, false and sense sationalistic. I want to read
you the opening line of this piece because I think
it's just brilliant.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
She says.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
Jacqueline on Nassis once gave me some wise advice. She
told me that while tabloids, magazines, and newspapers often sold
ridiculous lies, they were nothing more than birdcage lineup by
the next day. At the time, I found great comfort
and consolation in those words, but today they no longer
hold true. In the digital age, stories do not disappear
(24:25):
and lies live online forever. Daryl hann is not the
only one that slammed the show. We've also heard from
JFK's grandson, Jack Schlosberg. His mum is Caroline Kennedy, of
course JFK Junior's sister. He said the family was never
consulted for love story, that it's complete fiction. He did
an interview with CBS where he said, speaking about Ryan Murphy,
(24:49):
who's the executive producer of this show, he's pretty controversial.
You might know Ryan Murphy from shows like OJ Simpson, Monster,
The Jeffrey Dharmer Story, and he also did Monsters, The
Lyle and Eric Man Story. Anyway, Jack Schlosberg said, if
you want to know someone who's never met anyone in
my family, knows nothing about us. Talk to Ryan Murphy.
The guy knows nothing about what he's talking about. And
(25:10):
he's making a ton of money on a grotesque display
of someone else's life.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Because I haven't seen it, does it depict their love story? Like,
is it a negative telling of the story.
Speaker 15 (25:21):
Well, this is where it's complicated, I think because I'm
actually loving the show. Whether or not it's accurate, I
think that it portrays a beautiful love story between Carolyn
Bissett and jfk Jr. It portrays kind of very complicated
people and a very nuanced, complicated relationship between them.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
But which it was, which it was? There were photos
that exist of them fighting in a park, him throwing
her engagement.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
That's the problem when you do these shows. You can't
have people that are still alive.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That's the problem.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
These people aren't alive.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
That's Daryl Hannah is still a lot.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, but the families of the people who were
deceased to complain her too.
Speaker 15 (25:58):
I think Daryl Hannah's right to be upset. She does
kind of get portrayed as this party girl. She says
that she never did drugs and that that's completely false.
But one of the producers on the show, a guy
called Brad Simpson. He responded to some of the earlier
criticisms last month and he said basically that they wanted
to approach the story with love and kindness and that
we're trying to celebrate the life of Carolyn Bissett and
(26:19):
jfk Jr. So lots of opinions, but the show is
doing really well. It's broken a record for FX, the
production company. It racked up more than twenty five million
hours of viewing for its first five episodes.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
I've seen across all the socials people are obsessed with
the fashions of the time. It's a big resurgence of
that nineties New York feel.
Speaker 15 (26:38):
Beautiful people, beautiful clothes. You know who doesn't love a
bit of that.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
And a plane crash to boot Oh, Brendan, the.
Speaker 15 (26:45):
Cherry on top.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
M thank you, em, thank you, and thank you. Brandis okay.
Your download is complete Gemation. You know, I love looking
at things on my phone about dogger options, dog people,
old dogs, philosophies about dogs. Your face, Brenda, you're really
obsessed with dogs. I'm not obsessed in the hard world.
(27:12):
The kindness and the beauty of dogs often gets you through.
A lot of people will agree with this, which is
why I was taken when I heard this.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
There's one thing that dogs do better than anything on
this planet. They celebrate absolutely everything. If you grab your keys, celebration,
open the fridge celebration, Walk back into the room after
being gone for twenty seconds, huge celebration. They don't wait
(27:40):
for birthdays or big news or vacations. Dogs treat everyday
life like it's worth getting excited about. Heck, I mean,
they wake up happy to be here. They sniff the
air like it's a miracle. They chase a ball like
they're in the Olympics. They roll in the grass like
(28:02):
it's a five star spa. It's impossible not to smile
when you are around that kind of joy, And honestly,
I think that's one of the greatest gifts they give us.
They remind us that life doesn't have to be perfect
(28:23):
to be wonderful.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
That's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah? Fair enough.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
What if you've got one of those downer dogs, Oh,
down a dog, A dog that's grumpy, Yeah, a dog
that's snarly, Because my dog is exactly what was described there,
excited to see me, happy for every moment, thrilled to
be alive every day. What if you don't have a
dog like that.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Just a downer dog? Yeah right, go outside.
Speaker 7 (28:50):
There's cranky always looks part out.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Pugs always doesn't like you. Pugs always look cranky.
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah, well maybe I don't know, maybe they.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Are cranky, little face.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
The tribal drum is going to beat for my dog,
the downer? Yeah, what the dog out of the knights crying?
Do you have one of those dogs?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
A downer dog? My dog, the down my dog, the downer.
I love it?
Speaker 8 (29:15):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Your calls are coming up
next on Gold.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Gem n Gold. It's Jonesy demanded driving you home across
Australia and the tribal drum is beating my dog, the downer?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
What the dog out of the knights crying? Because when
you think of dogs, you think of their joy, you
think of this.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
There's one thing that dogs do better than anything on
this planet. They celebrate absolutely everything. If you grab your keys, celebration,
open the fridge, celebration, walk back into the room after
being gone for twenty seconds, huge celebration.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
But what if you have a dog that's not like that,
a down a dog, a dog that's constantly down, cranky
and depressed.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Rachel has joined as Hello Rachel, Hi guys, how are
you ray?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Tell us about your dog, Rachel.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
Okay, Well, my dog Minnie, she's fourteen and she is
a downer because she ignores everyone and every dog. We
go out walking and she will ignore every dog and
lets it's a male dog that is not desect, a
male dog that's not de sext. She turns into a
(30:28):
saucy hole dancer. She's goak. She jumps around and blurts
like she has never seen a male before. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Rachel. Do you find tho with other owners when your dog,
because my dog will often ignore other dogs, and the
owners take personal offense if their dog gets ignored.
Speaker 12 (30:51):
No.
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Actually, a lot of people where we all they know her,
they know she's going to ignore them.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
And the dog owners, the dog owners that have got
the male and these ex dogs, they're like, oh my god,
here we go again. Yeah, here she comes, and people
as well totally ignores them.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Yeah, I've had a sect me what does that mean
for me?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Rachel?
Speaker 9 (31:20):
But if they've got food in their pockets. She makes
a beeline for them, and she won't leave them alone.
She won't even really walk with me. She would have
and she'll make ye cut direct eye contact with them,
and she'll thank you for a treat because she knows
people that have food, and she will not leave them alone.
Speaker 7 (31:37):
Because I find if I'm taking my dog for a
walk and and Mini ignores the other dog, the owner
will sometimes saying, oh, not talking to my to us today?
Are they Barney? As if? As if? As if I
can dictate that, as if I have some control of
the mini social life.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I don't know there were so many people walking around
with food in their pockets.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Well, be surprised me. People off your dog a snack
when you're walking around.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Thank you, Rachel. Does that happen? How do you feel
about that?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
They say? Can I give you a dog a snack?
And I Sometimes they make Mini sit down, and I say, look,
she's really old. Now she's got us riders in the hit.
Please don't make her get up and down.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
It's a it's like walking around sandy someone's kid.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Can I give you a kid a treat?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Yeah? It is unusual, isn't it? And I saw a
guy who did that and he didn't have a dog
with him. Oh that's unusual.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What he's walking around no dog.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
And giving dog treats?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
What a creep? He's a dog creep? Right?
Speaker 12 (32:34):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Ryan?
Speaker 12 (32:36):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Is your dog a bit of a downer?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Look? She is the most specious thing in the entire world.
But she walks into a room and she's she's huge,
and she's brindled, and she's perfect. But she walks in
and she will let everyone know that she's no nourished.
She's ever patted in her life, even though she's got
like eight beds and she lives at my aunty. She
lives with Knie, my dad. She's got people that to
take care of her every day. And she goes to
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the osteos, to the physios, to the Cairo, she goes everywhere.
But she gives you the look of death. What have
I done?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
You're living the best life death.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
Getting side eye from a dog.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Is a red Lookay you're treating me.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
Take more of your calls. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Please join us on gold Jams. Joji demanded for the
drive home. I love Creed, you love Creed.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
You know, I'd love to go and secret a nickelback
play together.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
That be a show.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
There's a lot of throatspittle, god.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Stap and Chad Kroger together at last.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
Is anyone going to do the high notes?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
If you're going to slag Creed?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
No?
Speaker 7 (33:47):
Why would I do?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Do you want me to walk out right now? Is
this going to happen?
Speaker 7 (33:51):
Is this the trend? Now?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Is this will be my tipping point in the meantime.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
In the meantime, when you have a dog, it's wonderful
because of their joy. This is how dogs should be.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
They celebrate absolutely everything. If you grab your keys, celebration,
open the fridge, celebration, walk back into the room after
being gone for twenty seconds, huge celebration.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
True.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I pulled up with the lights on my motorcycle and
there was this dog, this little fluffy dog, just looking
out of the window, just loving light. And I said,
I mate, yep, I'm talking to the dog, but you know,
and the drivers were waving at me and we're just
you know, loving our lives.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Yeah. Well, dogs make you feel happy. Unless you have
the best of a dog, that's a bit of a downer.
So the tribal drom is beating for this my dog
the downer.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
The dogs crying.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Becky, Hello, Becky, tell us about your dog.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't know what. He's a downer, but he's also
a bit self entitled. I bought him just before lockdown
in COVID, just the day before, so we never really
interacted with other dogs. So he's a bit of a
downer because whenever I pick up the keys or the
lead to go for a walk, come on, come on,
you go, burrows super under the doner. If I've been
at work all day and I come home, I'll come in,
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I go here go And he just doesn't even come
out of the room.
Speaker 9 (35:14):
That side eye eye roll.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
You know, get side eye from you.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
You' mind of having a dog is when you come
through the door, even if.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
No one else is your side eye from your kids.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yes, you mustn't look as it so earth your home.
And he goes to doggy daycare three days a week.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Because I tried to interacting with other dogs.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
He doesn't like interacting with other dogs.
Speaker 16 (35:37):
He just likes the people.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Doggy daycare is not cheap. What does that cost you?
Speaker 7 (35:45):
When you through the door. If your dog's not happy
to see you, there's something wrong.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Deanne has joined us.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
Hello Deanne, what's your dog like?
Speaker 16 (35:54):
Hi? I had a dog named Guss, and he was
a rescue dog and he was three legged and he
passed now. But I had him for fourteen years and
he wasn't just the downer. He was an asshole. So
I used to have to He hated he hated laughter, noise, brooms, poses,
(36:16):
and if he did bring them out, he would growl
at you until he stopped and he'd go to buy
you and bear his teeth. So I had to put
him inside if I was ever doing with that yard.
So I used to take him down the beach and
I had to put a muzzle on him because people
would come up to him and go, oh, look a
little disabled dog, and I go, no, don't touch him.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Don't touch him.
Speaker 16 (36:36):
So in the end he became I became the crazy.
I was the lady that had the crazy, cranky dog. Anyway,
I eventually decided I'd get another dog, and I bought
I got another dog, and she was like nine months
when I got up. I thought it might help him
with his crankiness. But I bought her home and we
started to try and play ball, and he wouldn't let
(36:57):
any of it happen. He would just grab the ball,
sit on it.
Speaker 7 (37:01):
And he was a real prick. And did you love him? No,
dm oh, I loved.
Speaker 16 (37:07):
Him to death. I kind of loved him because he
was an as you know what I mean. But nobody
else loved my mother's son. He said to me, momm
not coming the nderday with you, he said, because everyone
knows who you are and I don't want to be
associated with the crazy lady's dog.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Really sure that dog's not a cat?
Speaker 7 (37:25):
Brilliant, it does sound like a cat.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Thank you, thank you, thank you for all your calls.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Yeah sing
a request for them to do it again and.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Lay off the moonshine knocking a man.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
It's so hello ert, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 8 (37:50):
We don't just have a VPN surge after porn hub
has been banned.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
I don't know what you those are you going with
your VPN? I used porn up to look at vpl
What does it mean? Tell what you mean?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It's yeah, so you know how the under the ban
on the sites for kids under sixteen? Yes, so this
makes sense.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
So people, now you're looking at getting a VPN, which
is what the VPN site Stop asking me questions that
I don't know the answer to. But I will tell
you this Proton VPN was one hundred and seventy four
in the whole sites. It's now moved up to nineteen,
so you can still act, says Shipnography through VPN.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
I've gone one step better.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
I'm going to get all my old copies of Penthouse
and Ribald and put them online a nave.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
What a classic. But we're also going to fuel surge.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
I found a great article titled on fuel supplies and
why you shouldn't panic buy. I really feel the media
looking at you talk back radio is whipping up a
frenzy that we've seen.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Before with the duney paper. Let's not make the same.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Mistake put that into your engine.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
No, don't put toilet paper on your engine.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
So this particular article I found of it popped up
in my algorithm, is really informative, and also it might
calm you if you're anxious about us running out of fuel,
because we're not going to that's coming up and TikTok, Tucker,
I'm anxious about that.
Speaker 7 (39:14):
You should be cottage cheese and jelly.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
Yum Instagram as well on Gold you can see a
whole lot more of Jonesy and Demand or on our socials.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Gold it's Jonesy Demander driving you home. You might have
sad a lot of stories from various news sites about
people hoarding fuel against yeah in Australia, and it just
pops up in my algorithm. You know, you send that
picture of that guy and he's got a giant tanker
on the back of his car where he's full drive
and he's filled it up with fuel, probably about two
(39:46):
thousand bucks worth of fuel.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
A sensible post has popped up in my feed from
a lady called Lauren Lately and it's really good article.
It's worth reading about if you're anxious about fuel. It
says here on fuel supplies and why you shouldn't panic buy.
There are two issues that are being conflated in coverage,
fuel supply and fuel prices.
Speaker 7 (40:05):
So people panicking that our fuel supplies being damaged because
war in Iran, Yes, the.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Bombing, and we've been through this before. I remember when
I was a kid, the last time we went to
war with around they had a thing called odds and
even number plates. You'll remember that.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
Yeah, you could fill up on one day yep.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
So Lauren writes here the numbers you'll see about how
many days of fuel we have thirty six days of petrol,
thirty four days of diesel. At most recent numbers are
a calculation called consumption cover days, which means if all
imports and refinering completely stopped and consumption remained the same
as usual, that is the number of days that the
few would cover. But imports haven't stopped, nor has domestic refining.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
So why people panicking?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
So Australia we rely, we rely on a lot of
fuel imports. We stopped largely refining in our country. But
the disruption to the strait of Hormus.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
Amos satisfying holes straight of humbles.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Not as good as the Malaca Straits anyway, that's impacting
about twenty percent of the fuel shipping internationally right now.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
That's twenty percent of the world, not just US. So
the biggest impact that is having right now is price.
It's not supply. And the thing that doesn't often get
mentioned in the media coverage looking at you talk back
radio is as Australia has introduced a minimum stockholding obligation
about five years ago, which means major importers have to
(41:31):
hold a certain amount of fuel stocks that the government
can requisition to release into the market in a crisis
slash emergency.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
Situation, so we'd never be without.
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Australia has also had a liquid fuel emergency power since
nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
It's never been triggered. So we went through the Iran,
we went through Iraq, We've been here before. But the
problems we've got social media now.
Speaker 7 (41:51):
So can I ask you, though, why the price is
going up if the supply is not going down. Is
that because price gouging?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Well?
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (41:58):
The other consideration on price and supply in Australia is
all the panic buying, largely driven by the media. The
rush of people filling up because they fear a price
increase leads to petrol stations prematurely putting up their prices
because they actually haven't received the fuel that has an
increased price. They're just making people may pay more for
(42:18):
the same fuel they've already got. Panic buying is unhelpful
and actually drives It drives the problem, especially when panic
buying happens in metro areas, which adversely.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Impacts rule and regional areas.
Speaker 8 (42:31):
So if you're in the city, you don't need to
get jerry cans and load up your things. If you're
living out the back of Burke or even Darwin like that,
yes it's going to be a problem, but at the
end of the coast, it's not for the supply.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
It's going to be a cost.
Speaker 8 (42:43):
We're going to see higher fuel costs, which is a case,
but if it's anything, we went through the COVID thing
with a duney paper and as Luren writes up here,
TLDR too long, didn't read don't panic buy fuel.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
We're not at mad Max's net yet. We got a
bit to goat and we've been.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
Through this and don't put duney paper, as you say,
in your engine.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
And try not to punch an electric car driver in
the face. And they go, who should have gone with
my option?
Speaker 7 (43:13):
Maybe they'd have a point, Well, okay, maybe they do.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Everything's going to be Okayama have.
Speaker 7 (43:21):
To listen to this song. You know this song.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
They need a word. It did a version one of
the greats.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
This is released in May nineteen seventy nine, but it's
made a resurgence on TikTok, and there's a reason why.
Apparently it has what's called an abundancy frequency, an abundance frequency,
which means there's something about the frequency in that song
that attunes you to good vibes and therefore brings good
(43:55):
things into your life. That's what people say. That's not
what I'm saying necessarily, but that's what people say. It
will attract wealth, luck, and success. So this is some
of the stuff that TikTok is saying. Day one of
dancing to ring my bell every morning after finding out
you can hack the matrix with its abundance frequency, says
(44:16):
one user. Another said, this is apparently a frequency in
this song. They don't allow it to be played in
casinos because it attracts so much abundance and successful energy.
That's a few people have said that to me, that
song is not allowed to be played in casinos.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Who do you know that goes to casinos?
Speaker 7 (44:34):
No, But when I mentioned this, if you said they'd
heard that story, someone else has said, I don't understand it.
All I know is I started dancing to this song
from beginning to end every single day, and opportunities came
flooding to me. Change let's play it again here, Ryan, please.
This woman says it does sound like I never thought
it would happen to me. This woman said that she
(44:56):
One creator said that she heard about the trend from
a friend curios. She decided to try it, and she
played the song a few times, danced a long hours later.
I got a really good job offer. It's like, this
is what's happening. So play the song every morning. Interestingly,
because when I asked to put the song into the
system so we could play it today, one of our producers, Meg,
(45:17):
was doing some research into the abundance frequency. As she
was doing that, she got a phone call offering her
an additional something here at the radio station. Turn it
off for a kickyr.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
A new job or something, well, a.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
Job as well as this. She's not going anywhere wow
side hustle Meg, Yeah, because she she put the vibe
out with that piece one more time. Rhyme.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Why doesn't the abundance raining down upon us?
Speaker 7 (45:45):
Maybe it is?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Why don't we just play that twenty four hours seven?
Speaker 7 (45:48):
Well? Why then then the ratings would dissipate the ring
my bell network, it's worth a try, maybe to work
for you with Instagram.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Maybe because that's here and it's coming up next on
Gold Jem Gold with Pink and Still with Carrie Hart.
Speaker 7 (46:03):
Yeah, she came out and said that reports of their
breakup were greatly exaggerated and still mind your own.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Is she going to be doing the TV show?
Speaker 7 (46:11):
Well, that's the rumor, is she's taking over the Kelly
Clarkson show. I don't know, was she take over?
Speaker 1 (46:16):
What's that one? That's terrible? True? Barrymore show? Have you
seen that? Have you seen it?
Speaker 7 (46:22):
That's still going?
Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's the worst thing. I watched it one time.
Speaker 7 (46:24):
How much sits in their laps?
Speaker 1 (46:25):
It's so bad? It's actually good, like.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
This radio show exactly.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Everybody that's money extra cash Jones and amandas ten question
sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass if you
don't know an answer. We'll come back to that question
of time. But it's you get all the questions right.
One thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (46:43):
You can make it two thousand, but it's by answering
a bonus question and it's double or nothing. Michelle's with us, Hi, Michelle.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
Oh my god, I got through it.
Speaker 16 (46:52):
Can you play ring my bell in the background right now?
Speaker 11 (46:55):
Hbund bring in the vibebund ViBe's ways.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
All right, Michelle, you've put out the vibes. You've done
all you can up this point ten. Question sixty seconds.
Don't forget to say pass if you're not sure? Okay, sure, Michelle,
Here we go? He comes. Questionnable one. How many signs
sides on a triangle? Three? Question two? What year are
we in?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Now?
Speaker 6 (47:26):
Twenty six?
Speaker 7 (47:27):
Question three? Ferrari pergo Mercedes are types of what? Question four?
What color is Verdant?
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Ah?
Speaker 12 (47:37):
What?
Speaker 10 (47:38):
Past?
Speaker 7 (47:39):
Question five? Penny Wise is a character from which horror film?
Speaker 12 (47:45):
It?
Speaker 7 (47:45):
Question six? Finish this? Give me a home among the country?
Question seven? What's the capital of Canada?
Speaker 5 (47:53):
Ah?
Speaker 12 (47:53):
This gets me every time?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Past?
Speaker 7 (47:56):
Question eight? What does CIA stand for?
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Central Intelligence Agency?
Speaker 7 (48:02):
Question nine? Who sings? Shake it off?
Speaker 12 (48:06):
Tail swift?
Speaker 7 (48:07):
Question ten? What mythical creature features on the flag of whales?
Speaker 6 (48:12):
Dragon?
Speaker 7 (48:13):
Question four? What color is Verdant?
Speaker 12 (48:16):
Oh? I'm going to go for a shirt of green.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
What's the cabin of Canada?
Speaker 6 (48:20):
But it's not Vancouver, It's.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
It's always get it wrong every time. It's so easy
to get that one.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Oh, you were so close.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Thrill and you've got green? Right for Verdant?
Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yeah, I know, and I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (48:39):
And you know what, I'm a kindergarten teachers. I was
teaching triangles today and the size and I thought.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Oh that's all.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 7 (48:45):
Oh Michelle, Oh Michelle, you got Actually the vibes helped you.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
But and you know, you might get lucky in other
ways this afternoon.
Speaker 6 (48:54):
Okay, Oh I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
I meant you might get a runner.
Speaker 7 (49:00):
See buy a lottery ticket, mache.
Speaker 9 (49:02):
Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
Nice to talk to you. Well, coming up next, tell
you what here we go with our TikTok tucker cottage
cheese and green lime jelly. Will it be the protein
hit we need? We'll find out next.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
On Gold Gold It's jonesy amount of driving you home
this Wednesday, and it's time to go to the kitchen
for six.
Speaker 15 (49:31):
Stop working with making slat, make you go.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, TikTok tuker.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
We make food from TikTok and eat it. Today we
are eating.
Speaker 7 (49:41):
It's high protein jelly. Everyone's looking for protein. Everyone is
using cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
What's with cottage cheese?
Speaker 7 (49:48):
Well, I think I'm wondering and we'll discover that with
this recipe, whether it's bland enough that it gives you
protein without changing the taste of anything.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I think you're saying protein too often.
Speaker 7 (49:57):
I think people the protein, Brendan.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
But too many people.
Speaker 8 (50:01):
You've got to get your protein and come on your
meat and bloody potatoes.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
What's cottage cheese? Why is it called cottage cheese? I'm curious.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
I don't know. Ryme.
Speaker 13 (50:13):
It's because it was historically produced in rural cottages.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Holl obleak, Brendan, thank you for wasting our time.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
He just made that up.
Speaker 7 (50:22):
Now the thing is the picture of it. Well, let
me tell you what I've done here. There's been a
jelly sachet lime green jelly, added boiling water to that,
dissolved it, put a stack of cottage cheese in and
some hot water, a cold water that's been in the
freezer for about two and a half hours. Noow, I'm
looking at the picture and I'm guessing that they probably
blended the cottage cheese, although it didn't say too in
(50:44):
the recipe, but the picture makes it look like a
little slab of almost greenish tofu. I'm taking the lid
off what we've got here, right, it looks like a
petri dish.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Oh, it looks like sick.
Speaker 7 (50:58):
It looks like someone's sick.
Speaker 8 (51:00):
You know what, it looks like the bottom of the
crisper in your fridge, the crisper contained. You know what's
that thing? That the crisper thing? All right, you know
what you put your vegetas.
Speaker 7 (51:10):
You know what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, you make and you get the juice. But it's
not as bad as the meat juice.
Speaker 7 (51:16):
Okay, anyway, here's some The problem is that it's still
got lumpy cottage cheese and it makes it Your brain
wants to think it hasn't dissolved. It's not supposed to.
But maybe for the picture they dissolved. Let's see what
the taste is.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
He's not happy and he lives in a sharehouse.
Speaker 7 (51:36):
Because this is in his toilet.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
He'll he tiles to meat and now he's looking at this.
Speaker 7 (51:43):
There's two Okay, when I say go hoe in one, two,
three high protein jelly, you know it's not that bad.
It's the texture. It's just ragsture that it's like eating
brains that have been put into jelly.
Speaker 8 (52:05):
Have you on that jungle show where they make you
cry and talk about your family and eat this, that's
what it happened.
Speaker 7 (52:12):
Actually, you're quite right. If you were blindfolded, you could
convince someone that.
Speaker 8 (52:16):
This was brains and then you'd go the blub about
your family and how much you miss them, and then
they bring him around.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
That's that show in a nutshell, make a slap doune
and make you go yack.
Speaker 7 (52:27):
I reckon, if you blend the cottage cheese, this would
be a winner. Yes, Brendon, I'm like, are you on
the jungle?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Would it right?
Speaker 4 (52:36):
At you?
Speaker 7 (52:36):
Two that won't have another mountain? Well?
Speaker 1 (52:40):
You do that. I'll talk about tomorrow's show it You
know who I've got this, Adam Gervitz joining us on
the show Dervits? Did I say Gervits?
Speaker 8 (52:47):
I mean Adam Durvitz from Counting Crows.
Speaker 7 (52:51):
Is Adam Kervitz from your local fruit and bed shop. Yeah,
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (52:54):
He is great. We had him on our show once before.
I had a.
Speaker 7 (52:57):
Great chat with you, so I'm looking forward to that too.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Instagram Mexice Returner. All the stuff that we do on
the days.
Speaker 7 (53:02):
We will see you then, good day to you.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Download the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Now, Let's skip the hell out of here.
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