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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Alian Radios and Jonesie and Amanda Jones.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yeah, personal friends.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
But of a tying twists, legendary burro of Jones.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
He's a Zenius. That's what the Jay stands for.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And Amanda the actress for anyone but your Selfie giant too.

Speaker 6 (00:26):
That's good radio.

Speaker 7 (00:29):
And Amanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Amanda shop Wall, Hello a man. How are you today?

Speaker 7 (00:38):
Well, I'm tired today. I felt like last night I
felt like I had a newborn again my dog, and
I think it's probably my father. I went to a
cafe yesterday morning and I had a cup of tea
and I had an egg on toast. All the details Brendan.
But I got a side order of bacon to give
to the dog. And normally I'd give her a couple
of pieces, but I gave her the whole lot. And

(00:58):
I wondered all drew the day what the ramifications of
that would be. Well they played out. It all ended
up biting me on the bump because she sleeps on
the floor in the bedroom. And I went to sleep
about ten o'clock. At about eleven thirty. I said, hear
it's kind of heavy breathing from the dog, and you
you'll never move faster than when you hear your dog

(01:20):
making a noise like that because you think the carpet's
in trouble here. I don't care about the dog, but
the carpet's going to cop it. So anyway, she needed
to go outside. She was all restless. Took her outside,
came back in and I tried on some of the
loose dog biscuits. You know, it's like standing on lego
in the middle of the night. Anyway, came back inside
two hours later, her breathing was labored and I could

(01:41):
hear a get all whiny. Took her out again, and
then at five this morning, same again.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well don't feed the dog, Baker.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Well, I've learned my lesson.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Now the dog is held.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
But that's the thing. I kind of feel that anything goes.
It's like people who lived one hundred and eight and
they smoke a packet of cigarettes. So are you going
to stop them? Why would you them? Let them do it?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah? But your dog? Could you could get more life
out of that dog?

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Well, well, value more value out of the dogs. She's
been quite economical so far.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, you're feeding the bacon one, is it? Elvis Presley?

Speaker 7 (02:12):
She did have to go to the vet today for
other reasons because now that she's older, she's a bit
leaky of we That's what the dog said when she
took me in. They should do it too for one deal,
two for one, top and tail.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, we have an action packed show today.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
Not only do we have Instagram make his return, but
the Fast five is here, The Fast five?

Speaker 7 (02:29):
Would you like to play the Fast five? I'll wake
up by then, I promise.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:33):
We'll put on some Jones Jet and you call us
thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold Gemination Gold. It's
Jonesy Demanda's gam Nation. Driving you home. We've had trouble
in the studio, Jim y Rye. You look like you're
in a bit of a flap.

Speaker 7 (02:47):
There have you pressed something? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Fotos are acting a little strain.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
The fader is they're the little slidy things that control
the volume of thing. Just do a demonstration to Amanda.
You talk commander and Ryan will you up?

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Sure? Hello? Hello? And when you fade me down on it,
that's what.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Can we have that when the golden hands were out
there and people are still talking.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
My voice was faded way down. I was in the
five dB club because so low you couldn't hear me.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Just test that fader again, Ryan with Amanda.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Just talking.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Over the STIPs. You've been working very very well, very
very well. We've got top people. We've got Louis.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
No, his name is Ben Ben, but he looks he
looks like my son's friend Louis, which is why you're
calling him Louis.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Louis Ben, Louis Ben. There'll be he's going to come
in and fix it. But in the meantime, the show
must go on.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's time.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Fast the Street of Lake Jonesy and Amanda's.

Speaker 8 (03:45):
Five five questions? Can you go all the way and
answer all five questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda
will say.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
You say the prize the two hundred and fifty dollars
visa gift card.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Victoria is in reservoir.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Hello Victoria, Hi, Amanda. Hello. We could say we've got red,
we're on the phone, who's in Victoria, but we'll get
it the right way. Are you?

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Are you Victoria in reservoir in New South Wales or
reservoir Victoria.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Victoria, Okay, well, let's see what we can do for
you today. His question number one, what's the name of
the area at an airport made for takeoff and landing?
If you're lucky, if you're not in the Middle East
right now, the name of the area and airport where
they take the planes take off and land departure, know
the bit where the planes go?

Speaker 9 (04:27):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:27):
Mate? Did I lead her austraya. That's how the questions worded.
That's how the question is worded.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
But Victoria's loss is Brett of East Bentley's Game.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Hi Brett, Hello, Hello Amanda, Hi j Hello Brett. So
we're looking for the name of the area at an
airport where the planes take off and land.

Speaker 10 (04:46):
That would be the time.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
Yes, oh yeah, the runway.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
We've got runway here, but it's time. There's a lot
of stuff.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
Oh, let's play cover me, Bret.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Now we're going to play a song here. Let's see
if you know the song. It's been covered by a
band called Children of Bottom.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Boredom.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
I always think of boredom when I think of Prue
and True from Captain Can. Would you like something in
your bottom?

Speaker 11 (05:13):
Or big yours?

Speaker 8 (05:14):
A plunger and your Botom's always nice.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
That one comes with little latch and cups which are curs. Nah,
children of Bodom are covering? Which song?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Here?

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Brett?

Speaker 6 (05:27):
My similar crush Bloody doesn't said serial.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Du Brett. Have you got any ideas?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Is that crush?

Speaker 8 (05:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Well there we have it.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Well we're going to have to leave it there. Give
us a call, please, what song is being covered there?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Give us call thirteen to fifty five twenty two is
our number.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
We'll get Louis ben In to fix the studio while
these young Irish minstrels play for us.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Sure you don't want to plunge in your bottom.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's gam Nation, O God, here every second of Jonesy
and Demander on demand. Search for us now on the iHeart.

Speaker 8 (06:14):
App Gold It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation driving you home.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
We had some trouble in the studio.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
I have first trouble and our new incarnation has drive
time radio because we're doing a national show now. There's
been some trouble with the desk and we've just had
ben In. Ben looks remarkably like.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
He looks like my son's friend, Louis, So you've been
calling him Louis Ben. We've been confusing for a lot
of people.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Louis Ben's just been in talking to Ryan and you guys.
We're in a bit of a huddle there. What's happened?

Speaker 12 (06:41):
Yeah, so we haven't quite fixed the issue yet because
what was happening was certain sounds were going out even
though the fader was pulled all the way my voice again, Yes.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Can we just demonstrate with the fader just so?

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Okay, so when I talk like that, I'm just saying.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
It just happens, doesn't it us. Does this mean we
need to go around state by state and just yell
out our show?

Speaker 11 (07:05):
No?

Speaker 12 (07:06):
No, we need to do like an on and off again.
But because the shows are really started, we're going to shut.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Down Jurassic Park. You remember what happened then?

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Did the dinosaurs go wild?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Have you seen the franchise?

Speaker 7 (07:18):
I have, I don't remember them shutting it down.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Anyway, we're in limp mode and we continue with the
fast five.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Jonesy and demands were still.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
We're still up to up to cover me. Hello, Rhiannon
in Liverpool? How are you?

Speaker 10 (07:41):
I am great?

Speaker 7 (07:42):
How are you very well? This is the children of
bottom Bodom and they're covering. Which song have a listened.

Speaker 11 (07:50):
Similar?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Crush Buddy? Does me.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Any ideas there Reanna?

Speaker 10 (08:06):
That is the one and only Britney Steers?

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 8 (08:13):
Leave Brittany alone in tea, although I like the fresh
metal vibe, actually not fresh metal.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Apologies death metal.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
What is a single strand of spaghetti called rhannon? Is
it a spaghetto b spaghettette? See spagatello? Oh, spaghetto?

Speaker 7 (08:32):
No, no spagatello, no spagatell spagatel Is it spaghetto, spaghettete
or spaghette.

Speaker 10 (08:44):
I'm still going to do a wild guess and go three.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
No, it's not Weirdly one of these is correct. John's
in Fairfield, Hello John?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Oh, hello John. You know when you call your spaghetti
and you pull one strand out and have a bible
you fling at the wall or whatever you want to do?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Is that worked? The flinging into the wall?

Speaker 7 (09:02):
Apparently? So what is a single strand of spaghetti called?
Is it spaghetto or spaghettte?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Ah, it's spaghetto spaghetti.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Remember old spaghettio. There were tins of spaghetti that had
all circles in it. Remember, don't look at me like
I'm from Jurassic Park?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Would that reference? You might as well be Did you
throw that on your kitchen wall?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
No?

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Mom would be furious. J. R. R.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Tolkien's The Hobbit was first published in what decade? John? Jay?

Speaker 9 (09:37):
All?

Speaker 10 (09:38):
Was that question?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Are you googling this?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
John Tolkiens, don't book the Hobbit?

Speaker 7 (09:41):
The Hobbit published in what deco? Can you hear us? John?

Speaker 10 (09:46):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yes, yes, the Hobbit was first published in which decade?

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Nineteen ninety? No?

Speaker 8 (09:55):
No, John, Sure the desk isn't just having a glitch rhyme.
Rachel has joined us in Hampton Park.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Hello Rachel?

Speaker 11 (10:03):
Hello, how are we great?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
It was earlier than the nineties. When was the Hobbit
first published? What decade?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Hobbit?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Has anyone heard of the Hobbit? Morel is in kil
Have you heard of the Hobbit? Norrell?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (10:20):
I have yet?

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Do you know what decade it was first published? Older
than you imagine?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (10:26):
By the eighteen hundred?

Speaker 7 (10:27):
No made you go way back? Sorry about that?

Speaker 8 (10:31):
This is like their game Larry Amdy used to do
on the Price right, with the little little mountaineer going
up the thing.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Margaret's in Malumba.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
Hello, Margaret, good afternoon. Sorry, that's fair enough. When was
The Hobbit first published? What decade? Nineteen thirty?

Speaker 8 (10:47):
You know that Margaret David and Victoria Beckham have both
post both posted birthday messages to which of their sons
on their Instagram?

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Brooklyn?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
It is Brooklyn And isn't that a good thing?

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Well, here's the thing. It's it's you know, they're estranged
from him, and he's asked them not to put him
on their socials. He says, stop being performative, stop using me,
stop talking outwardly about me. And so they've both done that,
and so.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Is he not taking their calls?

Speaker 8 (11:17):
Though?

Speaker 7 (11:17):
No, he's not there is That's what a streggy. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
That's maybe the only way that they can.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
Yeah, but he said specifically, please don't do that.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Sure, Margaret.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Away from the Beckham's domestic issues, you have won the
jam pack a two hundred and fifty dollars Visa gift card.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Excellent, Thank you very much, Well done, Margaret. Harry or Margaret,
carry on about your business coming coming up? Singing politicians.
There's a phrase to strike fear into your heart. And
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I can think of terrible ones.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
That's coming up on Gold Gold it's Jonesy demand as
jam Nation driving you home.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
What do you know about singing politicians? It's not a
genre you know much about, is it?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Well like singing waiters?

Speaker 8 (12:02):
No, you know when you go want to do those
corporate events and a guy comes up, you know, excuse me,
I'm the waiter. And if someone who has left a
handbag here and next man.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Is singing an Ara on stage, you know you.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I've seen that. I've said that act many times.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
Maybe if the waiter is bad, you go you tell
me you're a singer.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Please tell me.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
But I must admit when I see a politician come
out with a boombox, you know, entertainment or derision is
going to ensue.

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well, let's go back and look at a couple of
the ones that we've had. Do you remember Craig Emerson,
he wanted to defend the Labor government's carbon tax policy.
Don't ask me the connection here. He was talking about
the situation in Wyla.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Are the power station power station worried they were going
to get brown hats.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
Well, I thought like doing that? Would I heard this song?

Speaker 4 (12:50):
So why here is out there on my TV. No,
why Ila wipe out there on my TV?

Speaker 7 (12:58):
No, why Alla white out on my TV?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Shocking me right out of my brain? Shocking me right out?

Speaker 7 (13:06):
What's annoying when I watched that the way he just
doggedly went on, Well, the fact is he had a
ghetto blaster, so there's no excuse for being out of
time apart from his nerves. That makes you sphink, the
so tight you could shop on a pencil. And but
that's not all we've had. In twenty eleven, Bob Catter
was out pitching himself, pitching WU. He wanted the party,

(13:28):
his party to be seen as a fun party so
Britain at Brisbane's written Parliament House, he decided he'd sing
a jingle about himself. I can assure you, Bob Katter, Joanne,
you're older, the best for you your kernel, be very.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Sure double worker night.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
I doesn't even rise.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Before the crocodile thing as well, and just levels, Bob,
your volume levels, as we were just demonstrating before, with
a man's microphone, you.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Gotta have the right modulation.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
Well, let me tell you what he said as to
why he did that. He said, I believe we should
be the fun party. All those other ones running around
saying you can't do this, you can't do that, you
can't boil the billy, you can't go fishing and camping.
This is these are his words. They're the world of carts,
the two mainstream parties. That's what he speak He should
have sung about that.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
He speaks spades.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Then do you remember on sixty minutes Scott Morrison, the
then Prime Minister, sat down with Karl Stephanovic and his
own family and he did this teach me to proson,
oh the kids that to sing along?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Scarily though scomo out of all of that is pretty good.
He is a dab hand.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Remember when he phoned our radio show he sang a
song that he'd actually written for us.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Up Up Amanda, the girl in the Red, white and
Blue up Jones. The team of the Sharks fits you,
Jonji and Amanda Forever go out and broadcast without fear.
Now's the time to hear good radio because and Amanda.

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Scanning was pretty spot on this. Any wondering he.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Finished his prime ministership at the time, had.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
No who's still prime minister them it's the sitting prominence.
So anyway you think, have we had we had power?
Have we had enough? Well? Yesterday in Parliament the Shadow
Treasurer Tim Wilson said.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Hold my beer up, We've got another one.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
We've got another one and I'll play it for you next.

Speaker 8 (15:36):
That's coming up on Gold Jam Jam Nation Jonesy and
Amanda's Jam Nation Across Australia Driving you Home.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
I'm surprised the politician hasn't used that song to talk
about alcohol excise what make it worse? You don't like
that song? I know it. I'm not drinker.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm not a reggae guy. I'm not a ub forty guy.
I know people like them.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
I'm not the kind of guy who likes listen to
politicians saying. We've just been talking about that. We've had
an unusual of them. We've had Craig Emerson. Let's recap.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Why Allah wife out there on my TV?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
No, why Alah wife had Bob Catter. I can assure
your Bob Katter during your older the rest for you
had Prime Minister Scott Morrison teach me to the Bruel
Times too.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Now the time to hear good radio because Juddy and Amanda.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Do yourself a favor well, Shadow treasure Tim Wilson said
hold my beer. Yesterday in question time he performed a
stunning rendition of a very famous song. So labor has
been accused of driving up inflation through excessive spending by
the shadow Treasurer Tim Wilson, And rather than just mentioning
it and maybe fair enough, as if we were going
to be talking about that today, instead he decided to

(16:49):
sing his thoughts. So this is what happened yesterday in
the House of Reps.

Speaker 13 (16:55):
There's a Billy Joel song that sounds kind of relevant.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Do do do do do?

Speaker 13 (17:01):
The treasure did start the inflation fire. The inflation's burning
while the treasurer is squirming. The treasure did start inflation fire.
Yes hest organized crime to.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Fuel let even people sitting behind him in his own
party are a god.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Did he practice?

Speaker 7 (17:20):
I bet he PRACTICEDE would have said, you sound great?

Speaker 12 (17:23):
Do it?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Billy Joel, by his own ad mission, hates that song.

Speaker 7 (17:25):
Well, Billy Joel won't be suing because it doesn't sound
anything like it.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
What did make me leave are the people that are
running our country.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
We're playing him on the radio. His ideas have come
across and we're now we're going wow. Tim Wilson Anthony
Albernezi had this to say two days without.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
At a single question on the economy of costavelieving.

Speaker 13 (17:47):
I've had the clown who's a shout a treasurer singing
at the distatch box, which is a human rights issue
for all those who had to listen to it.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Should it be if you see apologician come out with
a boom box.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Or you start to they start to hit the desk
with two pens, stop it, just stop it.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
Although it does give us Chris for the mill coming
up married at first side, did you watch you last night?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Let me have a look. No, And we're also going
to be talking about things you wait as a kid
when there were no snacks, because we you know, these
days cupboards are filled with snacks. What was your no
snack snack?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I like the idea of that. It's all coming up
on gold.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast now, by
the miracle of recording, and.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Don't be an Amanda are two great names.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm not a scatter.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
That's the chemistry between them.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
But how much do let's real find your own business
and shut your piehole.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
I wish you were with you, Joe, and now I
have any he worm. Thank you for that.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
Well, don't blame me, blame the Shadow Treasurer Tim Wilson.
The response has been quite extraordinary. Lots of people or
many email saying can we hear it again? Most of
them are from a man called t Wilson. He this
is in Question Time yesterday. This in case you've just
joined us. Shadow Treasurer Tim Wilson wanted to draw attention
to the fact that the government is driving up inflation

(19:12):
through excessive spending. Why wouldn't he use those words instead
he's used these words do do?

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Do?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Do?

Speaker 13 (19:19):
The treasurer did start the inflation fire. The inflation's burning
while the treasure is squirming.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
As Anthony Albernezi said, this is a human rights issue
for all those who had to.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Listen to it.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
Away from that, Meredith first Sight, was it more tolerable
about you know what, Meredith first sight is more tolerable
than that. And you know what, I think we I'd
like to see this in real life, like an online
I guess, like a video ref in all your life,
in your domestic life.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
And this was proved last night on Meredith First See.
That's coming up on goals.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
Old It's a Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. I was watching
marre at at First Sight last night. This is the
tricky time for the show.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
The couple's breaking up. That's where I lose interest because
they're not breaking up, it just is.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
And then they bring in the new couples. We've got
Joel and Juliet. Joel used to be, by his own admission,
a fat uber driver, and now he's not fat anymore.
He's a model. Really well, I don't know what sort
of model t Ford. I'm thinking of some sort of
catalog model.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
I haven't seen hand model.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Yeah, he's not standing in front of Gucci or anything
like that. Fancies himself as a funny guy, as a comedian.

Speaker 14 (20:42):
One thing about me is that I have an insatiable
appetite not just for food, but for life, for love,
and of course.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
For If I know anything about women, they love borat impersonation.

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Can I ask, is he the one who has highly
sculpted facial haird yes? Yes, like the beard is Scott
on the cheeks. If he didn't shave it or have
it sculpted like that, how high would it grow right
up to the eyeballs because that it's very thick growth
right up alongside the nostril.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
It needs like a plimpsal line on a ship.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
That's what we seeing. We're seeing a very clear plimpsul line.
He's like a ken dole. That's been that the hair
has been drawn on. Yeah, yeah, anyway, sorry.

Speaker 11 (21:26):
Go on.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Joel and Juliet. They're not getting on. There's trouble at
the hair. I don't love. It's about the hair.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
I think it's possibly Joel's personality and the four mentioned
bore out impersonation. She doesn't like him, and there was
also he posted online he's a drummer.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
I have no trouble with dramas. I love drummers.

Speaker 8 (21:45):
I was a drama myself. But he's playing his drum
kit with two there's no fighting one of people.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Two dial thos as drumsticks.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
And that's not just the guitarists in the bass player yes,
as sticks. And one thing I know about women, they
don't like borat impersonations. They don't like stuff like that.
Trummers no trummers to do that. And there's nothing funny
about no, No, it's awful. It's the biggest Eke in
the world, and I think she's seen that and she thinks, well,
this is dreadful. I'm starting to feel sorry for Joel

(22:18):
because he's trying to articulate. Because this experiment, as they
like to call it, is about getting couples together. These
people presumably looking for love, not just Instagram fame. And
they had this massive blue the other night.

Speaker 14 (22:32):
Why did you come here?

Speaker 7 (22:33):
It's for love and for something real.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm not getting either of that from you.

Speaker 10 (22:37):
I'm getting a performance you.

Speaker 14 (22:40):
Don't understand I'm going to give you. You don't see
the star in me, you don't see.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
The lights in me?

Speaker 8 (22:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Literally performance.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
You know what a metaphor is.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I'm done right now, I'm done.

Speaker 13 (22:53):
I'm done.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
Whose side do you on?

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Well, I'm so teaming Joel on this because she doesn't
understand a metaphor was at last night's dinner party. She
changed the narrative as what he said to her completely,
and then he kind.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Of cracked and looked at me, like deadpan me in
the eyes and said, well, I'm the star.

Speaker 14 (23:18):
And I at that point looked like she's totally twisted
my words and used it against me and made it
out like I am sort of this egotistical guy who's
like claiming the limelight and saying I'm the star of
the show.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Which he didn't say. That's where the video ref in
your life would be great.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
And you know he's saying, she twisted my words and
us him against me. That's the producer's job, of course.
But he can go back to his drums, always go
back to his drum.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
As the d D dildo drummer. Of course. Sorry linked
Programight you deal with the devil, that's what you're going
to begin.

Speaker 7 (23:54):
I can't see him being a model for that.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
Well.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Coming up next, I saw an Australian comedian talk about
the kind of naxt you had as a kid when
your parents had no snacks. We'll do that next on
Gold Jonesy and Amanda listen.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
To the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart
app Gold.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
It's Jonesy demanded driving you home for jam Nation.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
There's an Australian comedian called Billy Styles and he's very
Australian and he talks about Australian upbringing and one of
the things he was talking about was snacks. Now, when
I don't want to be one this business, when we
grew up. But this is kind of what he talks about.
Is I mean, these days you open a cupboard and
every family seems to have a snack cupboard. Your child
cannot go without food for one second. If you leave

(24:35):
the house, you have to have a whole bag of snacks.
You have to have drink, you have to have war,
you have to have all of it. We grew up
without any of that. Mum would say there's an apple,
or we have food at home, the worst words you could.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Possibly hear, you've got food at home.

Speaker 7 (24:47):
So anyway, this is what he has said about what
he would eat as a child.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Cop Three things I used to eat out of the
cupboard when I was a kid when there wasn't any
real proper snacks around. Number one saladas, just like eat
saladas by himself, lick the salt off them. Number two
toast vegimi, toast without butter, just veggimi. And Number one

(25:19):
thing I would eat if I didn't have proper lollies
or snacks, just vitamin see tablets.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
It reminded me that my mother was obsessed with laxatives,
but they were little chocolate squares, and I was excited.
These days everyone's cupboards are just filled with drab snacks.
They're not there, and toppleware.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
What is everyone's step for wives these days. I went
in to a mate's place.

Speaker 8 (25:43):
He's got little kids, you know, between eight and fourteen,
and they've got this tupleware nutragraining snacks, nuts, nutragrain in
thing and the nuts and there.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
I remember going to the pantry, so starving for a
sweet treat and just eating a spoonful of jam. Once
I ate what I thought looked like a delicious little
lolli it was an Oxo cube. I've never recovered. I
can still picture myself running down the street time spit.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
It outing to bagging my go to snack.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
You come home, you get and we never had anything
in our house to eat. I'd get one slice of
white bread and just American mustard and that was it.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
I'm having a tomato sauce sandwich and yeah, yeah, yeah,
you'd folded in half of it because we have food
at home.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
We'd have no bread, so it'd be about four slices left,
and you knew you'd be in the doghouse if you
ate any of those.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's why we ate space food sticks.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
That's what we thought space.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
I remember we had some in the cup and I
bought it a school I think because that was the
most delicious snack you could imagine.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
You know, I just had a flashback speaking about your
stock cube.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
I'd get a stock cub and just put it in
a cup of hot water soup, luxury soup soup.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
We should open a restaurant of our childhood snacks. Well,
this is what the tribal joum being for. We're going
to call this non snacks snacks what you wait for?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
There was no snacks number one, just vitamin C tablets.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
What have you got for? Never would have got Scurvy's true.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
He was called thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold
jam Nation Gold. It's Jonesy demand of driving you home
for jam Nation. Thanks to Billy Styles, a stand up comedian,
very funny guy. His top three non snack snacks.

Speaker 7 (27:23):
Because we grew up in an era where you didn't
have cupboards just filled with snacks. You had to make
do with weird stuff.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Coming into number three, Salada, I'll tell you about slata.
You know a slader in the morning, you have a
slaughter in the evening, you have a slater at supper time.
When's the time that you can't have a salada?

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Well, he said, he just licked the salt off it.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I M not eat the biscuit, put them back at
the pad. And that's his brother. Number two toast with vegemite,
No butter.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
But number one number one, just vitamin C tablets.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
You know, no rickets, he's no bow legs of billy.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yeah, you fleet dreamt of it, you had? Well, I
once ate a stock cube because I thought it was
a lolly. But when I was given like either a
worming tablet or you'd get those squares of chocolate laxative,
I was excited because it was chocolate.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
What was the outcome? There?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
The usual?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I'd like to add another one to the list. Frozen
fish finger straight out of the freezer.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
You would bite in the thing.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
You get it.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
Frozen and you pick off, eat around the edges and
take the top off and then you eat the fish
bit frozen.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
No such thing as a microwave in your house.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
No, we didn't have a micro breathe on it to
heat and your mum and know you were doing something.
Who's using that microwave?

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Have an apple?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Saskia has joined us Hello, Saskia.

Speaker 10 (28:46):
Hello, Hello, good afternoon.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Hello. So in your household, what was the non snack snack?
So when it got really dire the cooking chocolate, the
cooking chocolate, what does it actually taste like as opposed
to like your creamy dairy milk stuff.

Speaker 10 (29:03):
Well, see, back in those days, it wasn't the goodness
lea or the cabric cooking chocolate. It was that compound
cooking compound. Yes, it leaves a film on the top
of your mouth.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
Yeah, and a slight laxative effect if I remember or
if you remember correctly.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
But also it didn't taste very nice, did it? But
still it had chocolate in the name. And that's close enough.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
That'll do us.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (29:29):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Charlene is joined Hello Charlene.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
What was yours?

Speaker 10 (29:33):
Yes, as was a cup of frozen peases.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
I still like a frozen pea, so do I. You
guys can get together secret snacks.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Jen has joined us.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
What was your non snack snack? Jen?

Speaker 10 (29:50):
Uh, dried spaghetti straight out of the.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
No.

Speaker 10 (29:56):
I can remember biding into it, enjoy shuddering and almost
entering your.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Guns because it gets wedged right up in there.

Speaker 7 (30:03):
Yeah, I can see why. You'd try it, though they
were desperate times.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Michelle has joined us. What was yours?

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Michelle?

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Mine was the jelly crystals on white bread with heaps
of butter.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Oh oh yeah?

Speaker 11 (30:16):
And can I say you two are my sweet treat
in the afternoon now.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
The afternoon shell. Aren't you lovely?

Speaker 4 (30:21):
You can come anytime?

Speaker 7 (30:22):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I like this jelly crystals like I like the compliment
that Michelle's giving it.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
We're talking a slightly crunchy I'd of imagined m thirteen.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Fifty five twenty two. We'd like to hear from you.
Why don't you give us called on gold Gem Nation Gold.
It's Jonesy Demander's Gem Nation Driving you home.

Speaker 8 (30:41):
Billy stars a very funny man and he's come up
with the top non snack snacks from his era.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
Yeah. He growing up in an Australian household where we
didn't have access to a million lollies and chocks and
all the rest of it. Biscuits any minute.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I completely saying what have we got to eat?

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Mum, have an apple or food? We've got food. Don't
eat that. We've got food at home. It's nearly dinner time.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Billy's coming to number three. Salada. What a great tree.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
He said he'd start off by just looking off the salt.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
He didn't establish whether he continues with the salada, but
I would I'd presume me he does.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah, I think he would Number two toast with vegamite.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
No, but this was his top tip for a non
snack snack.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Number one, just vitamin C tablets.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
That's how desperate we were.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's what the tribal drummers beating for non snack snacks.
We're joined by Janell. Hello Janelle, Hi.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
How are you? What was your snack?

Speaker 10 (31:36):
I think sugar, I mean sorry, no icing. I would
make icing like you put on the cupcake and just eat.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Right.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Wow, so you get the icing, sugar, you'd make the
icing and you'd eat it. Yes, wow about that? Right?

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Well, how sweet would that be?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
But you've already could you put it on? I think
like a bread or even you cake for aa?

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Why when you've got a spoon?

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Yeah, well yeah, okay, thank you Janelle.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
There is no judgment here. By the way, Michelle has joined.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Hello Michelle. What was your snack?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Amanda alf snack was, without a doubt, a can of
condensed milk. Oh was there anything better? Than condensed milk.
We just to have it a home in a tube
and I just suck on that. Oh well, we weren't
that up market to have the tubes. We had to
go in with the tea spoon and the can of
condensed milk.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Yep. And when you just did it straight out of
the tin.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
Straight out of the tin with my elder sister and
my younger brother. And when we got down to the
bottom of the tin, there was always the fighter who
was going.

Speaker 11 (32:42):
To get it?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
And would they use condensed What do you use condensed
milk for?

Speaker 7 (32:46):
What is it used for?

Speaker 10 (32:49):
Well, it's used for cheesecakes, or it is used to
putting coffee, or I mean you can boil it and
make beautiful caramel slice, caramel slice.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
And Michelle, what would happen when the canens milk was
all gone and.

Speaker 10 (33:02):
Mum found out, and mum found out, we would run No,
we don't stick up, No, no, you must have forgot
to buy it.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, okay, yeah, clearly you've got dementia.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
If you opened the can and then put your mouth
to it and you cut the side of your lips open,
I know it was hazardous.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Thanks Michelle. Glenn has joined us.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
So, Glenn, what was your non snack snack?

Speaker 10 (33:24):
Well of the.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
Iceberg lettuce leaf come and I'd fill it with a
couple of seaspoons of.

Speaker 7 (33:30):
Sugar and then wrap it up like a Sanchoi bow.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Exactly what we'd do.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
But we never heard.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Of course, what the is that?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Foreign? I'm not eating?

Speaker 7 (33:45):
That is brilliant. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Gerard has joined us as we wrap up with Girard,
what was it for you?

Speaker 7 (33:49):
Girard?

Speaker 14 (33:51):
Perdie, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
Hello.

Speaker 11 (33:53):
Back in the day when the fawna steel came into
the Hottest spoon furnace, we.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
Were brought up on savu.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
What's have soup for?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
All the frank foods or hot dogs have gone?

Speaker 4 (34:09):
The hot dog water?

Speaker 11 (34:11):
Yeah, the hot dog water.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
When did you like it?

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Well, it's through the day.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
So when did you have anything with it?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
No, it's a soup?

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah I know, But would you have like bread?

Speaker 10 (34:23):
I'll maybe crunch up a couple of biscuits or something.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
Yeah, I've lost the will to live? Thank you? Do
you still have it now?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
In a few other persons voices, what about.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
What about hot dogs? Really good? Do you find outside
the footy when you're seeing the hot dog guy. Do
you ride your put a Strawy.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Woods always brings back me.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Sure it does. Waft is the word. It's not a
roam where it's wafted.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
I wonder what the hot dog guy would say if
you just said, look, mate.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
Just a cup of your finest you because it'd be
wanting to get rid of that.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's a tasty cheese snack. Thank you for your because
he lives. I thank you indeed.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Well, coming up, Anita and I saw Wuthering Heights and this.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Is your friend, forensic psychologist Anita mcgreg and.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
This is where it's interesting to talk to a psychologist
about how realistic and obsessive relationship is and whether it's
dangerous to be seeing stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Okay, and Instagram makes his return on gold. You're listening
to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, I sing a request for them to do it again.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
Mentioned lay off the moonshine.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
A man's so weak.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Well, we've had a bit of a crisis this day
in the studio. Firstly, the desk wasn't working too well.
But thanks to the top people that works here, Ryan
not you, Ben, he came and fixed that.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
And now you've just doused yourself in Well.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
I'm wearing white pants and I've just spilt hot chocolate
all over them. And I've been using mister chat GPT
to see what i should do, and it's said here
because it said we'll instantly do this, take them off,
and I can't take my dacks off, so I've said
I'm you know, I'm at work. It said if you
can access soap, if you're never sink with hand soap.

(36:17):
I'm now seeing that that says put a tiny drop
of soap on the stain. I just rubbed it into
my hands and then smeared it all on, and then
I was supposed to rinse that off with cold water.
I'm sitting here with soap all over them.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Join and break out some spare pants for you.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Well, like at kindy take my pants home and.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Some motorcycle wet weather gear. But it's a big onesie.

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Okay, I'll be okay, but thank you, because lucky I'm
going straight home.

Speaker 8 (36:46):
Once you get above a certain age and you got
stains on your pants, it's just never good.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
Well, I don't think at any age it's good.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
But sometimes yeah, it's.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Not high up. It's from sort of mid thigh down.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Okay, but still, you know what I'm saying, you're a person.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
I could do what you're assuming. I've done that.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Now, I'm not assuming anything.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Well, if it was a terrible toilet situation, I should
be a contented.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
I'm just saying you're a person of note.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
If you go out into the main, mean streets of
the town, people are going to say, well, what's happened
to here?

Speaker 7 (37:15):
What you done to herself? First there was egg on
the Brunch Code and now this and.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Other songs by John Mellencamp coming up. Double a Chattery
drops today. That's what I like about Thursday.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
It's your podcast that you do with your friend forensic
psychologist Anita mcgree talking.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
About the film Wuthering Heights and the obsessive relationship in it.
Also Instagram makes us return and now I'm off to
rinse Madax.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
Okay, Well I'll put this Michael Jackson song on it
and you can go on beat your pants on Gold
jam Nation Gold is Jonesy demand as jam Nation driving
you home?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Everything Okay? In the pants departments, I.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Can't tell the I've sort of run some tap water
over them and they're stuck to my legs. It feels
very uncomfortable, like I'm underwater. I'm a mermaid.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Break out these station pants.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Well that we haven't like a KINDI now I'll be okay.
It's just joined us. I've spilt hot chocolate all over
the only white pair of trousers eyes.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
It's going to happen. That's the last time I offer
you nuts in the studio.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
That's what happened. I was trying to grab them and
my hat. My hand knocked over the car and.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Anyway, we'll get through it.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Thursday is a great day because double a chattery drops.
This is the podcast you do with your forensic psychologist's friend,
Anita McGregor. I like to think she's my friend as well.
Whenever at a party, always get her in the corner
and just get her to talk about some of the cases.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
And all she does is the minute you turn your back,
she runs a finger in a circle around here.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Tell me about that nut.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Well, we went to see Wuthering Heights, and you and
I spoke about this last week, I think, and the
nature of the relationship. Most of us haven't read the
Emily Bronte book, and so a lot of people are
shocked at the movie, at the dark, obsessive nature of it,
because her sister Charlotte Bronte wrote Jane Eyre and mister Darcy,

(39:09):
all those sort of characters, the romantic stuff, romantic stuff
where there's someone cold and distant, but they're only so
distant because they love you so much and end up
having a heart of gold. Heathcliff is not that so
in the story of the In the story of Heathcliff
and Kathy, they have this obsessive, needy, cruel yearning for

(39:31):
each other, and there is a lot of cruelty in
it and no redeeming features that even the trailer is
sexily dark.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
I have not broken your heart, you have broken him,
and in breaking it, you've broken mine.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
And let us both be damned. It's a very attractive
kind of prospect to have someone wants you so much
that they're obsessive about you. And that's what the topic
of our conversation is really on the podcast.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Isn't that like stalka territory?

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Well, this is the thing. This is why people get,
this is how it goes, is that there's something attractive
about wanting someone to care about you that much. But
in reality, that's not sustainable and it's not healthy. And
what is the danger of looking at that and thinking
that that's a good relationship to have or that you
like that the idea of lust, which isn't love. It's

(40:37):
a very separate thing, and the idea of wanting to
peel each other's skin off, which you do in the
beginning of a relationship. But as Anita said, as a psychologist,
you have to find your piece in that. You almost
have to find who you are again and then renegotiate
coming back together to say who are we? Was Heathcliff
and Kathy. It's so visceral, and there's scenes with cracked

(40:59):
eggs that they're run their fingers through, and it's ugly
and it's hard and it's hot, and it's not what
a real sustainable relationship can be. And to want that
is a dangerous thing. That was sort of the nature
of our chat and also the nature of the bad boy.
Do we still want the bad boy?

Speaker 9 (41:19):
My question is is that if you see an attractive man,
is it you Does your attraction to them grow when
they start talking and their and their mean and kind
of cruel and maybe unavailable and they you know, is

(41:42):
that sexy? Or if you see a really attractive guy
and he touched to you and he's kind, and he's
and he's compassionate and he's interested in you.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
It's been the trope for such a long time that
men say good guys finished last? Is there something in that?
Is there something that women kind of crave the bad boy?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
But you don't know what you want? The holding out
for the hero.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
He's got to be strong, he's going to be fresh
from the fire, all that junk, and then you want
him to be into Kenny.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
G I know as a mother of two boys in
their early twenties, I know exactly.

Speaker 8 (42:13):
These days is they don't know what their masculinity and
then the rise of the Andrew tates the Joe Rogan's
who say man up. Yeah, And this is something that
gets said constantly married at first sight, but I often
find the girls that go for.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
The bad guy always regret it.

Speaker 7 (42:31):
Well, I'm intrigued to know. And we might talk about
this in the pub test about the allure of the
bad guy, the bad boy, and not like can you
sustain a relationship with the bad boy? Have you chosen
the bad boy and it's worked or has it ended disastrously.
We'll put that to the pubcast.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
Does the bad Boy past the pub test? Thirteen fifty
five twenty two is our number. We'll have that for
you on Gold Gold.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
It's jonesy demand. It's jam nation driving you home when
there are big issues to discuss.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
On a Friday, Junior, that's what we call Thursday, we
get down to the jonesy demand of arms four.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
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hub testum tests, up test huest, the.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Hob test doesn't pass the sniff test.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
To stop it, it's not helpful.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Does the bad boy pass the pump?

Speaker 7 (43:15):
Yeah? This is what Anita and I discussing on Double
a Chattery this week in light of Wuthering Heights. And
you know, I think about the fairy porn, the romanticy
that I'm a new convert to fourth Wing Court of
Thorns and Roses, those kinds of books. What's most attractive
is when the man or the battle whatever he is,

(43:35):
is unavailable and he's dark and brooding, and you think
he hates you think maybe he doesn't. I don't know,
And then when they get together and have hot relations,
that's where then that's great but you don't want to
follow the story when they're dating and just eating cup
of soup for dinner and.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
He's around a key cardam No, that's right, strange offspring
in the back.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
So that's why the darkness is attractive. I know that's
not the case in real life, but I want if
a lot of people pursue that in real life, because
it's dangerous and also it makes you feel. That's what
bad boys do. They make you feel things. And people
think I need to feel things, but that's dangerous to feel.
You have to be that stimulated every minute in your relationship.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, I think of the teachings. I look to the
teachings for the Bad Boy. No further than Rose Tattoo, Angry.
I had a good friend of the show.

Speaker 8 (44:25):
But I'll sum this up in this for musically, so
Bad Boy for Love, Rose Tattoo.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
And then in another incarnation suddenly by Ango.

Speaker 7 (44:40):
Cold Spoon.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
You're thinking, well, Angry is a good friend of mine.
But I'm telling you right now you've listened to Bad
Boy for Love. I'm loving Bad Boy for Love.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
Someone can be both, but these can and that's the thing.
You can't be bothing well, And I'd like to know
what you think dating the bad Boy? Has it worked
out for you? Was it disastrous? Dating the bad Boy?
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. Your calls
are coming up on Gold.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
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Amanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Gold it's Jonesy demanded driving you home for jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
That's money extra cash any Jonesy and amandas.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Yep R ten question sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer will come
back to that question. If time permits, you get all
the questions right. One thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Jamie is on the Central Coast. Hello Jamie.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
I'm very well.

Speaker 11 (45:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
I'm so happy that I got through.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
Well, where's thrilled you got through as well. Let's see
if we can get you to rush home.

Speaker 10 (45:47):
You got to rush home and get your your pants
in a in a bucket of soca.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I know that's exactly right for people who have just
joined us. Amanda spilt chocolate.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
Hot chocolate all over white pants.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
And I offered the spare station pants with the logo
on them.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Well, I did Google as to what I could do,
or we asked chatchpt what I could do before I
got home. So they're all wet, so it's not very
comfortable sitting here. It's like I'm wearing some kind of
wet tea towel.

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I've got some motorcycle wet weather gear.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
No, I've got pilchards. I'm going to be okay, Okay, well, Jamie,
thank you. Let's see what we can do for you.
Ten question sixty seconds. If you're not sure, do say pass? Okay,
sure Jamie, good luck, because here we go. His question
number one, what body part do you use to see?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (46:33):
Question to finish this, Miss Polly had a dolly that
was six six. Question three how many rings are there
on the Olympic flag?

Speaker 10 (46:41):
Three or six?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Oh it's five? Shame, Well that's embarrassing. Oh no it's not.
You can still get there from here.

Speaker 8 (46:51):
You had me at six six, Sickie confused me.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Have you have you got a bad boy in your life?

Speaker 11 (47:00):
You know what?

Speaker 10 (47:01):
I was actually going to call for that, but I
thought I'd stick around for the Instagram I married. I
married a are a bad boy. He was horrendous when
I first met him. Yeah, and he's come good, twelve
years clean, doing amazing. Doesn't even smoke a cigarette, doesn't
you know?

Speaker 2 (47:16):
So?

Speaker 10 (47:17):
But I think, yeah, that's best case scenario. I got
very lucky.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
You're You're a lucky one.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
You're a living example, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
This is great.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
I turned the bad boy around.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
The pub test is coming up the bad Boy. Does
it pass the pod test, Jamie, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (47:32):
Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Bye, make it easy. We'll have that for you.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
Next on Gold Gamation Gold is Jonesy Demanda's gam Nation.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
That certainly brings a vibe on a Thursday afternoon. You
know what brings the vibe on a Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 7 (47:43):
Tell me where you and I were just.

Speaker 8 (47:45):
Sitting here going, you know, let's let's get out of
this the grind. Let's go down to the Jones and
you Amanda Arms four.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
The pub Test top test does not past the pub
Test hub Test to test pub testub.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Test doesn't pass the swift test.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's not gultful.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
The podcast I do with my friend Anita McGregor, who's
a forensic psychologist, is called double a Chattering and you
get that where you get all your your podcasts or
at double a Chattery dot com.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
It's pretty specific, very specific.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
We're talking about Wuthering Heights and the nature of obsessive
love and the bad boy. Is it dangerous to lust
after the bad boy? To pursue the bad boy? Is
it a healthy thing to do? So that's what we're
asking today Dating the bad Boy?

Speaker 8 (48:27):
Yeah, well, I'm thinking about this and I'm just using
the teachings of Rose Tattoo and Angry Anderson.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
So you want this.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
Do I?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
But then you want this.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Do I?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
So ango? He's a big phone fan of the show.
You get that all together in a nice little package.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
But is that what?

Speaker 4 (48:54):
But which angle do you want?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Can the bad boy be both? And can you sustain
a relationship with the bad boy? So the pub test
dating the bad boy? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (49:06):
The thing is women love a bad boy because they
provide excitement. I coined the phrase the Eves syndrome.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Most women have got the Eves syndrome.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
It all goes back to the garden.

Speaker 10 (49:17):
Well, the thing with bad guys is they're bad.

Speaker 11 (49:19):
As you get into a relationship with them, they're bad
and it's all a chuck. Even it's all good. And
then as soon as.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
You start getting older and a little bit more sensible
that they keep being bad and you want them to.

Speaker 11 (49:30):
Not be bad, so na, they're no good. I'm the
bad guy, but I'm actually the good guy. But I
don't like being the bad guy. I'm an extreme guy
that does all the boy stuff, but at the same
time I have the softer side, et cetera. More to
the point, the woman that wants the bad guy isn't
the right woman for me.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
Yeah, it does, because of course I've done it all
my life.

Speaker 11 (49:52):
Because they're totally irresistible. They're just there's something about them.
They're better than chocolate.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Better than chocolate. What about the aunty boy? Is anywhere
into the naughty boy?

Speaker 7 (50:04):
Only? Fans of Benny Hill.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 8 (50:10):
It's Jonsey Demanda's jam Nation on Gold, jam Nation Gold.
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation. Driving you home with the
spin Doctors. Spin Doctors are coming to town, are they? Yeah,
they're going to be performing. I saw some you see
the posters on the telephone Poles, which I'm looking forward
miss little miss can't be wrong.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
And that, of course, two Princes, great songs.

Speaker 7 (50:31):
Great two punts is the one they wrote about us.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
We've got spin doctors around here at the moment.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
Yeah, we're keep them busy.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Radio network, How are you going with your pants?

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Well, I'm dying to get home so I can soak them.
If that's all right, if you've just joined us, no
time to explain. That's enough.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
What show? We'll see you tomorrow, Yes, Friday Show. Good
day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
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