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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Jonesy and Amanda Show.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do a mad Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
And the virile Jonesy. What heard them describe him as
a drunken idiot stay in school and learned school.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Sure, Amanda, Hello, Hello Maya.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
For some reason, I can't get onto the internet in
this building, because why would I. It's only an entertainment place, Sure,
communications palace, et cetera, et cetera. So it's weird. I
feel like I'm a little house of the prairie. I've
been without my phone to say ten minutes to cut scroll.
I feel like maybe I'm a tread wife.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah you are, That's exactly That's what it might be,
half pint, living on little house on the prairie.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Turning some butter and dreaming of scrolling on my th
and avoiding some sort of horrible disease. Yeah, they've done
a remake of Little House in the Prairie.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Did you know? No? No, I did know that, but
I just don't realize I didn't care about the first.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Storylines were always quite gritty. It wasn't just all churning butter.
People ended up in wheelchairs, wheelchairs, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
A big deal.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Scalped.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Well, I could be I could.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Be overstating that, but always the fear of scalping.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Really well, maybe I thought because I read.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Set.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Have you read Lonesome Dove, that's women.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, it's not a women's book.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Women's book, it's a big, meaty ro.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Just back away from meaty and rough. What era was
Little House on the Prairie Set, Ryan? Did jem I
rye welcome to the party? Yet during the eighteen seventies,
so it's frontier times. What did you think? I wasn't
too sure because had Michael landed in it and he
looked like he was straight out of the seventies.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Well, no, he was nineteen.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Straight out of whatever it was.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah, that butter too. Unfortunately for the Little House
on the Prairie, a show called The Dukes of Hazard
came out at the same time I watched it.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I think was right in my wheelhouse.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Mash was on in our house at the same time.
I just sit in the kitchen and watch a television
size of the local bread Black and White.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Mate loved it outlasted the Korean War by five years.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And maybe Little House in the Prairie is out lasted
the Frontier years.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
And now they're bringing it back.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
They're not mad at it back.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's like a Yellowstone kind of feel. The House in
the Prairie.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Well, with the shooting and the killing and.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
The gal I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I still think it's family friendly, still churning, Butter, I
want to.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Get back onto the new Yellowstone. What's the other one with,
you know, rip and newer Stone? Newer Stone Ryan? What's
that called?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Ryan's look like he's working with pensions. We can't remember
a thing about that.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I want to watch it. It's find an episode of
the Little House. I don't about it. It's got ripping
bath in it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, then you want I want to watch it. But
I wanted to watch the last one of yours.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
And you thought I was being boring when I mentioned
the Louse in the Prairie.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
There's Frequecyowstone eighteen. No, I don't want to watch that. No,
there's another one, just the last one. Forgot. It's like
Muppet babies. It's for people are like going nuts at
this because people are watching and I do want to
watch it.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Oh, Brenda, Oh, We'll put that on a back burner.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Okay, I'm like careers right now.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Dutton Ranch. That's what it's called, Dutton Ranch. Thank you, brain,
about time you came to the party.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You just put it your own head time.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
There's an old mule up there. Just it flies.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I can see the ass suddenly gone. Bang. Actually packed
show today. We've got cash a plenty. We are a
wash with cash. That's why we can waffle on like
this at the start of the show.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, how arrogant of us. But would you like to
play the fast fire?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's Happy Census Day.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I'm so excited about the census tonight.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We're going to talk a bit about that.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I got new pencils.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I got a little you on your phone.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
I think I like the old school paper.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't I forget that.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Well, I'm just going to do I'm going to do
a project.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Book diorama and just draw pictures of your family.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Everyone's coming around. We're gonna have tacos.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I actually haven't thought much about the food. But anyway, yeah,
it's going to be great.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
But then what will they say happened in their house
that night?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
It was empty.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because everyone has to fill it out.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm aware of the senses. Yeah, well that's that's
their problem, not my problem. Let's get into the fast fire.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Jones and demands.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
And you don't have to stay at home if you're
at a restaurant. So you're at a restaurant. They just
wanted to have a snapshot of what's happening on the night.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Holly is in morti elic Hello, holl Hello, how.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Are you Holly? What are you doing today?

Speaker 8 (05:05):
I just finished work picking up the kids from school,
you know the usual. I was going to say to you.
I was yelling at the radio before going dumb.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Sorry, Holly blame So I was just having talked to
my brain before I said, come on.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Mate, be a bit quicker, will you.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
But I want to watch it isn't worth watching Dutton
and Range.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
It is pretty good. It's not as good as Yellowstone,
but we've gotten like three episodes in and given up
for a week.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Because my problem with Yellowstone was it was going really
good and then they had too many hodowns.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
So we're having all these hoe downs.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I had these fringe country stars performing, so there wasn't
a shooting and the killer.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I prefer I preferred the country stuff. I thought there
was too much shooting and the killing. Where did you
sit in the shooting.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
And the killing?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
See Holly? Once more?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Shooting and someone gets taken out and pushed over a click?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
But what about that episode when Rip comes on and
bashes up all those bikey tagger? Was that episode he
was sexy? Wasn't he?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Is he still?

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Is?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
He still sexy in the prequel?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hut and Dutton? Ranch, that's not prequel? Yeah, spin off,
but he's got a bit more sexy.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
He's sexier.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
How about that spin off with Debra Hutton? Hutton Ranch?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Holy, Let's get to the question number one? What event
has taken the rest of the day off?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What event by the Australian Bureau of Statistics is happening today?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Holly? That would be the census.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Do you know in nineteen sixty six the sentence the
census said that thirty six people worked as whalers.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, you could go back whaling back in those days. Now,
look we've got a whale proportion, we're plague. Proportions of
whales plague.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
They're plague. But you see them all up and down
the case.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
What a plague.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Let's get the whaling boats back out.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Write your letters to Brendan Jones. Do you have any complaints?
Let's play sing it back.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
At this one.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Ryan is trying to bring up the worst in everybody.
You're gonna have to sing the next line of this
seeer song, Holly, good luck.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Go.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Oh, it's so high. I want to swing from the CHANDERIHI.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Actually did a good job. Yes, nicely done, you did.
Technically it's gonna swing for the shandleis we like your hollyod.
In order to relieve stress during the intense early days
of Apple, Steve Jobs reportedly did what a sit in
a bath of ice during meetings, B make his employees

(07:44):
play hide and seek for hours on end or see
soach his bare feet in office toilet water.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
One of those is true?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Holly right.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Maybe B.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, he didn't make his employees play I didn't seek
for hours on it.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
I could see Jobs doing that. He's that sort of
that's so jobs gold.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Hello, there it's Jonesy demand across Australia' driving you home
this Tuesday afternoon. Well jonesy and demandas Happy census day,
Scott is Interrella.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Hi, Scott, Hello, Scott, Hello Hello.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Question number three, any census planned?

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Scott ah, No, probably enjoyed dinner, but I had one
for you guys. Do you know what the connection between
little House in the Prairie and your listone is?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Let me see if I can think. I've got a
couple of hornbags playing the older men. That's as far
as I've got close.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Yeah, Teter, tinter you know the character.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Teeter Teeter, Yeah, Teter.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Yeah, Teter.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
That's Michael Landon's daughter.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
It is to it.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Tea is Michael landon'staughter. I forgot about that. Wow, thank you, Scott.
I wish we'll give you a point about that. You
don't see as many chores on Yellowstone, mate.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
No, that is true.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Just to shooting and the killer.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Just shooting and killing.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
And do your.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Question number three. We've already ruled out one of these.
The question is in order to relieve stress. During the
intense early days of Apple, Steve Jobs reportedly did what
a sit in a bath of ice during meetings or
Sea soak his bare feet in the office toilet water.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Hmm, absurd enough. I would go with Sea.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Apparently, according to his and according to his authorized biography,
Jobs was on the put on the night shift when
he worked at Atari in his early years because he
wouldn't bathe, and he'd walk around the office in his
bare feet dive He'd had them in the loop.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
So why would he soak his feet in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Ask Ryan?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Ryan wrote, he just believed that it would calm him down,
so he.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Wouldn't put the toilet water into a bowl.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
He put his feet in the toilet bowl.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
That's mine's they do? You just get a bucket?

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I don't know. I'm not Steve John. He wanted his
to be a toilet duck. You certainly are Paul Houston
and David hawl Evans, Adam Clayton and Larry Mullin Jr.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Are the members of which band?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Scott?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
Oh, that sounds like you too.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
There is question five?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Is it all comes home for you?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
We go?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Which Australian actor plays four in the Marble Cinematic Universeworth?
Which one? Which one?

Speaker 7 (10:29):
I don't know how many are they?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, there's a few. Two of them are famous. There's
four for four.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Oh god the head first names.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
Yeah, Scott, they're not Osmond's come on, you can do it?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Which one?

Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yep, no idea.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
You got so close.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
And hems He will be listening to this.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And he's Bunker and Byron Base, many brothers and it's
his birthday to day, some honors in Seaford. And how
are you?

Speaker 7 (11:01):
I'm good, how are you very well?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
So you know it's a Hemsworth who plays Thor in
the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That would definitely be Chris Hemsworth,
forty three years old today.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
So I met Hemsey when he was twenty one.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
We did a few projects about little else. Now we
did a few TV shows together. So and where's he now?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
What's he doing?

Speaker 7 (11:24):
Now?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Do you know what I did? I did say to him.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I did say to him, I said, you are going
to be bigger than Eric Batter.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
You are going to be great.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And he said really, I said, you will be bigger
than Eric Batter.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
And what do you say back to you?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Back to you says he said, thanks Jonesy, thanks for
the support. I said, when you get there, buy me
a jet ski. Still waiting for the jet ski. I
know it's your birthday today, Chris, but you know, congratulations
to you, Simone. You have won that jam packed two
hundred and fifty dollars field card for you.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Thank you very much. Guys World, welcome for coming up.
I just saw online for my phone decided to fart itself.
I saw the most exciting on the sea's adventure you
can possibly have. I'm going to talk you through it
because I want to do it.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Also, two thousand dollars could be yours with total recall
mmanders recall surprise. Two thousand dollars cash to give away
each day, so easy.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
How do you win?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Brendan tell us each day, one of us will give
you five keywords that you'll need to remember in that.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Order, and later in the show we'll ask you to
call and tell us those five words in that same order.
We only say them once, we do not repeat them.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
We don't repeat ourselves.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
So yesterday you came up with I.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Came up with some words that would led to your
Logi's win on this Sunday night.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Oh okay, I'm manifesting.

Speaker 7 (12:51):
F friend.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Thank you well, I've con't with some words today that
these are words that you love?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Okay, I love words.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, okay, So here's today's five words. Write down? Are
you ready?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Love? I love love, feelings, feelings, kind, I love kind, empathy,
I love empathy. And the final word, comebay our.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Is the only thing I sing around a fireplace.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Those are today's five words. Later in the show, we
will ask you to repeat them if you can two
thousand dollars. If you can, well you may give them
to us in the wrong order order. Yeah, I know, okay,
don't threaten people. Coming up next, I'm so excited. I
have been reading about something, as I said, that's happening
on the high seas, and I seize me something I like, right,

(13:40):
talk about it next.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
I'm intrigued. That's coming out on goal.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
You know what's big at the moment is your rock.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Everyone's loving it.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
What the actual definition? What's the actual definition? Right, it's
not a definition. What's the definition?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
So yourch rock we're looking at like jazz infused chords,
R and B grooves, Pristine studio production.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
What yep?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
No, it's more. I thinking more. It's the feel of
the coast.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
The canvas can do miracles.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
It is Christopher Cross, It's all those kind of cruisy
kind of Michael McDonald from.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Susan Crofts kind of stuff, a breeze.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
It is my favorite genre, but it's really big at
the moment. Remember you and I went to see the
tribute band yachtley Crue. Yeah, and there's another one called
Some Like a Yacht.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I love a yachtlee. I love a yacht tribute band.
But what about this? The yacht Rock Cruise is going
to set sail in September twenty twenty seven. I've been
reading about this today. This is from it's called Celebrity Summit.
We have no affiliation with this. I just read about it. Thoughts,
how great does this sound?

Speaker 5 (14:40):
And you're a cruiser.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
It's next year in September. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Six smooth days of sailing to the iconic seventies and
eighties West Coast sound, performed for the fans who made it.
It doesn't mention here about the production values Ryan that
you see so enamodov. It leaves from Vancouver and ends
up in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Can I tell you who's going to be It's not
just going to be tribute bands and fans.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
The actual people.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I'll tell you who's.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Going to be performing. I'm going to give you a list.
Kenny Logans. This guy he's going to be on the cruise.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Wow, that would be pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Want someone else?

Speaker 11 (15:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
This guy Boscaut?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Wow? Want more?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I do these guys in some configuration?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, you're on the cruise the Albatross and the whales. Say,
are your brothers hard to buy for a Christmas?

Speaker 3 (15:38):
How about this guy, Gray Parker Junior?

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'd go to the duney when he's doing Ghostbusters because
I just don't need to.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Hear that song ghost There's also someone called Elliot Lurie.
I don't know who he is, Elliott LOI do you
know who Elliott Lewry is?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
I'm surprised you don't know Elliott Louie.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Are you mocking me?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I don't know who I know all the.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Other you know of the band?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Looking Glass sounds familiar?

Speaker 7 (16:03):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Ryan?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
M It's funny.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I was on a cruise one time to Banawatu and
the cover band was playing this whilst singing unfeasibly large
drink and I was loving my life. I love this song?
Could this cruise do any better?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Just apropos of that song has become a mega hit
because of Yeah, what if.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
You thought.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
That the Red Hot Chili Pepper would have covered that
two thousand and four Hyde Park, London, they did, Oh.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
Chili Peppers, Red Chili Peppers.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
The Western wowing whiskey down.

Speaker 11 (17:20):
If they can do this, Wow, we've played more of
that than if any of the bands are actually on
that cruise.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
And they were worrying nothing but socks on their privates
when they played it.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Well, the smooth sailing for you.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
From book that September next year, I'm saving.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Don't need a milestrom. What a milestrom?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Okay, that's a sea term or or maybe an iceberg
coming up.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yes, there's some big, big stuff coming otway.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
I have found some fantastic ones this week. But I
love them.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, Al Foyle at the Ready that's coming out next
on Gold.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Now, by the miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Jan Amanda, those are two great names. I'm not a scatter.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
That's the chemistry between them.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
But how much of that realigned your own business? And
shut your pile.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I wish you were with your show.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Happy Census Day.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
That's right, and I know we've got tin hat Tuesday
coming up around.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I don't want the colors to bleed. Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
You know in ninety ninety six, one hundred and thirty
three people say they spoke an invented language at home. Remember,
people said that, what's that thing from Star Trek?

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Vulcans?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
They were Vulcans?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Remember, fair enough?

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yep? No are you?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Are you sure you're not confusing Star Trek with Star
Wars because people said they were.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Jedi Jedi they identified as Jedi. Yeah, look at the
obviously Sason.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Isn't kling on the lad Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Clean, you and I have got everything wrong today that
we've gone and attempted to talk.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Ryan's got a girlfriend, by the way.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
What's that mean.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Because of klingons? Yeah, anyway, he doesn't have kling You
didn't mention nineteen sixty six thirty eight whalers in this country,
So now it's a good time to get it on
the ground fall of whaling, because have you seen how
many whales around the country.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
It's illegal Brendan to be a whaler right now.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
I'm hankering for some scrimshaw that was ancient whaling art.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I know we don't do that.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Anymore good.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
You've been to a whale sushi train.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's enormous.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
The Southern Aurora's dragging that thing around.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Coming up next. Six hundred thousand Australians went to see
Taylor Swift perform in major stadiums around the country, But
a whole lot of people are also choosing to see smaller,
quirkier shows. I was mentioning earlier that like something like
six hundred thousand Australians went to see Tallerswift in these
huge stadiums when she came out here. But in times

(20:06):
where people don't want to spend that big money, and
in times where people want something small and more subversive,
I'm finding that they're turning some unusual entertainments. This man
put a sign on a telegraph pole in the UK
and he said, I'm going to fold a fitted sheet
up Carlton Hill six pm on August fifth. I've got

(20:29):
a picture here. It looks like two hundred and fifty
people turned up. Wow, So hundreds of people have turned
up to watch him fold a fitted sheet. And so
there he is. He's dressed in the black ties, got
sunglasses on, in a white shirt, formal clothes, looking very
very smart and he's folding a single fitted sheet in
the wind, which isn't an easy thing to do.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
I would be curious to see that the people.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Were cheering and as he sort of put his hands
in one end.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
And they go amazing, and then he folded. Whoa.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
The whole crowd was out there. His Instagram handle is
folds a Sheet UK and has racked up four and
a half thousand followers. People are into it.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I'd like to see him put a dinner inside the
Douner cover.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Oh, come on, he's not Superman. And then how about
this guy. This is a guy who's got an event
coming up in Perth this weekend on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Let's get on the ground floor of there.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
He goes by the.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Name or the handle kickflip skateboard. He said, come to
Wellington Square Park in Perth, twelve fifty seven pm. Very specific.
Watch me eat an entire woolies and mudcake. That's what
he's going to do. Ignorance, twelve fifty seven pm. That's

(21:41):
just a round lunchtime, isn't That's not in the middle of
the night. I get my ams and pms confused.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's one o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Okay, No, it's not. It's twelve fifty sevens okay.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
So he's a showman.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah, he's a showman, and participation is encouraged. He said,
you have to bring your own mudcake.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Oh, hang on, is everyround eating mudcakes?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No he's not, he's he Oh okay, he's not made
of muddy. No he's good.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
But in front of everyone, he's going to eat an
entire Wooly's mudcake this Saturday, twelve fifty seven at Willington
Square part The comments are amazing. Someone said, I wish
I could come. I live on the other side of
the continent. Someone tells them, tell me how it goes?

Speaker 5 (22:15):
How do we get here?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Has said the flight prices might actually be worth it
for this as someone has said, well, you.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Know, people of Perth should go along and check this out.
This guy, you know, we get roved down there.

Speaker 13 (22:27):
I don't think he.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Lives in Perth. Does it lives in Perth? Per Well,
he owns per lives in perthct.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Johnny, that's you really don't Actually it is get down
there and watch this cake.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
We should go there this weekend. I'm going to the
loads Brendon. Yeah, we'll be back in time. We'll get
the red eye.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
We'll be if you want to see this guy, he's
going to be eating an entire have a cake.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Do you think he can do it? Because those woolies mudcakes,
they're not crief, but they're dense. You could do it
what you reckon, You could eat a half way. I'm
not going to No, don't we should have like a
simul cast mud cake on the West coast, mud cake
on the East aug.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I'm already struggling to fit into my clothes. I do
not need to eat an entire mud cake beforehand.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
In simultation, in simultantion, simultanable cast. Yeah, in simultation, simular
cast you this guy kickflip. You eating mudcake at the same.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Time, kickflip skateboard. You do this with our You're doing
it without the looking at you.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Remember cheeseball Man in New York City.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
It's right he became a worldwide entity.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Who is and what is cheeseball Man.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
They hold a simple message from a mass demand wishing
to remain anonymous.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
He is anonymous.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
He doesn't want you to know he Come.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
See me eat this entire jar of cheese balls and
a twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
If you cheese ball, they will come.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
That would have burnt his mouth a whole one of
those whole things of cheeseballs.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Out similar cast, I think we should do it, and
don't worry about your aff don't.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Worry about my logis up that when I had my
latest try and was a little bit tight around.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Get you on the red eye from the.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Red eyes straight to the red carpet and push it
on stage.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Well, coming up next week, we're getting our tin hats
to the ready because tin hat Tuesday is.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
On the one.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Take a peek behind the scenes. Follow Jonesy and Amanda
on Instagram and Facebook gold.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda driving you home. Today is Tuesday,
the eleventh of August.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
That's please Brendan.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes, hats the ready, because do.

Speaker 6 (24:35):
You believe in that the world is flat?

Speaker 7 (24:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I don't know why. Well, let's see tin hat Tuesday,
And as per.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Usual, a couple of very interesting ones have come across
my timeline.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Is that what we call it?

Speaker 7 (24:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
This first one is ridiculous away your desk. Well, also,
my phone's not working. Hang on a minute for tin
hat to Tuesday. Intriguing. What about this one? The City
to Surf was run in Sydney this weekend. People are
saying that the Keem trials over Bondai were massive, and saying,
Keem trials over Bondai on the busiest day of the year,

(25:12):
we're supposed to believe it's a coincidence. Now, this Keem
trial business, the chem trial conspiracy theory is the erroneous belief.
Let's just put that out there that long lasting condensation
trials left in the sky behind flight high flying aircraft
are chem trials consisting of chemical or biological agents to
change our bodies, change our brains, seed clouds with weather formulations,

(25:37):
et cetera. And they're saying, I don't understand the connection.
Keem Trial's over Bondai the busiest day of the year,
and we're supposed to believe it's a cool incident.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
I don't even know what that coincidence would be, feeling
that there'd be more people there, therefore their bodies would
be who knows? How about this one?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I have no further question. No, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
I mean, we're not here to justify them, or we
know we're not here to. This is what's going on.
This one is a rumor that apparently has been around
for a long time, and it's become a bigger conspiracy
theory because someone has commented on this. So this is
the theory that Justin Trudeau, you know, Justin Trudeau, his

(26:23):
dad was the Prime Minister of Canada. Then he was
the Prime Minister of Canada. He was married to Margaret Trudeau,
very attractive woman who has spoken quite openly about having
it off with Mick Jagger and all kinds of interesting people.
There's a claim that she had an affair with Fidel
Castro and that she in fact, let me get this right,

(26:44):
that yes, that she had it off with Fidel Castro,
and Justin Trudeau's father is actually Fidel Castro. This question
was put to Fidel Castro's daughter recently, and here's what
she said.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
Fidel Castro's daughter, Alina Fernandez, was asked whether or not
Justin Trudeau is her brother. For years, we've heard rumors
that Justin Trudeau, the former Prime Minister of Canada, could
be your half brother.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
What do you think about it?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
The only thing I can say is that his mother
used to visit the country very often. That's it.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
You got something explaining to do.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
And have a look at the picture here Justin and
his actual father or the proposed father, his father, Pietro.
He's justin side by side. It's like fordel Castra.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
A split screen. It's exactly the same man. Fascinating, extraordinary.
Let's get onto my conspiracy theory number three. Wow, Usher
is forty seven years old.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yes, former Usher. He's the one recently that checked the
woman off stage because she wasn't salivating all over it.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, she didn't gyrate enough for his liking. So he
has been performing with Chris Brown doing the tour, but it's.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Gone viine Chris Brown. No, not bad Chris Brown.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Bad Chris Brown. But this vision has gone viral for
people saying that Usher is using a clone. When we
say clone meeting a stand in, So there's someone here.
Millions have now seen this clip of Usher performing and
people are strongly believing it's not him. Fake Usher is
the hashtag that's garnered millions of you. Fusha a Flusher

(28:22):
And when you look at the footage, he's a much
younger man. He's got a cap pulled low over his face,
dark glasses on all you can see pretty much is
the jawline and people are saying that is not Usher.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You know who on the tooth? What are we calling them?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Detectives on our team?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
You know this stuff?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Jenna and Meghan? Do you know who they think it is?
And I think they're onto something. They think it's Timomatic,
our Timomatic And now that you know that it looks
like Timomatic, they googled it and found out Timomatically. Timomatic
is currently on tour in what looks like the States,
and Timomatic in the past has released a cover of

(29:03):
one of Usher's songs, Crash. We know it can dance,
we know it can sing. Yeah, I think we have
something brewing. Often pa pooh and mostly papoo these, but
this one, Wow, I'm not papooing.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Well there you've heard it.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Tim o'matic has been filling in for Usher and pretending.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
To be Usher. Makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Well, they are our tin hat theories for the week words.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
I think they're nothing here, what have you got for it?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two we are in session for
tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Fix your tin hats?

Speaker 6 (29:45):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I don't know, Maybe not, but I think I might
believe that Timomatic is filling in for Usher.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
It is.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I did see the picture, if you got a picture,
because we know tim Omatic, we've worked with Timomatic. There's
this is the Usher picture here and.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
That's Timomatic at the bottom. No, that's Ushermatic.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
That's what stop it.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
That's wait, that's what we're saying, is the person who
isn't Usher and might be tim o'matic.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Give me a look.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
That's no, that's not I know timo Omatic's chin anywhere.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Okay, and do you think that's him?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Hang on a minute.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
He's grown a bit of a bed. Timo Omadic has
a softer chin than Usher. I will say that. No,
Ush's forty seven. He's got a soft jaw. No, no, no,
Timomatic has a soft, almost feminine jaw compared to Usher.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Okay, okay, you're weirdo.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
We've spent some time together.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
Anyway, I'm I don't know, but he's grown that little.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
It's interesting, isn't it. Anyway, Let's hear what your conspiracy
theories are this week.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
James of Coolrooi, Hello James.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
James, What have you got for us?

Speaker 7 (30:57):
So?

Speaker 13 (30:58):
I'm a firm believer that when you go into a lift,
and you're waiting for the doors to close, and you
get a bit impatient and you're consistently tapping away at
the door closed button. That button doesn't worry, it's a
it's a placebo button that just makes us feel good
about ourselves that we're closing the door quickly on the
lift doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
And so do you have any information or you just
feel this?

Speaker 13 (31:24):
I've got a few. I've got a friend who's a
lift technician, and he says, most lifts these days are
just the button's just there just to help humans satisfy
themselves that they're closing the door.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
So it's going to take that long whether you close
it or not.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Yep, because when the open door, the open one works though.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Who presses an open one from inside?

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Not you?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Whenever I've seen you in the lift and someone's running
towards the lift and you go askt and you're actually
pressing nothing pretending to open. Well, there is the same button,
the open and closes. The same button's one is open,
one is closed.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
But it's the same thing. James, you saying, does the
club does the open one work?

Speaker 13 (32:05):
No, the open one, I don't question.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Why would the open one, because I'm the sort of
person when people are coming on to the lift. Why
do you think that one works but the clothes doesn't.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
The closed one? I agree with James.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I don't think the closed one does anything because when
I see you coming towards the left, I'm trying to
speed it. I don't know why the open one would work.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Then the works?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Thank you, James, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
James.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Cameron has joined us.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Hello Cameron, what's your tin hat theory?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Today?

Speaker 9 (32:33):
Hello James, Hello Amanda. Before I begin, you got my
Amanda for the gold logo.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
I'm not actually up for the gold, but I appreciate it.
I'm happy for the silver.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Where were you all those years ago?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Cameron?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Oh, thank you Cameron. I appreciate it. What's your what's
your tin hat theory?

Speaker 9 (32:49):
My tin hat theory is the movie Robo Cop is
an adult version of Inspecting Gadget.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think we need more details, Cameron, Right.

Speaker 9 (33:01):
Okay, You've got two police officers we're reassembled in the
line of duty. One started as a cartoon for children.
They both had side kicks up women. One was a niece,
one was his partner. They both fought crime. However, the
twist is one became a major mixed major motion feature
with Matthew Broderick, and one became a cartoon. That's where

(33:22):
the twist is.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Running over to you, because I don't know RoboCop and
I don't know much about it.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
The gadget, I'll buy that for a dollar. Yeah, I like, well, no,
that's what they said in RoboCop Egypt, Cameron. This has
a bit of merit. So what you're saying is the
Inspector Gadget with the robot Coop. People now, but robot
Coop was before Inspector Gadget. I'm pretty sure. I wait,
the Gadget movie, but not the probably the cartoon.

Speaker 9 (33:53):
Yeah, they've seen it, they've seen to do it. That
an adult version. I don't think a robot Coop was
the t shows gar around some imbrogo, the rover coops up,
the guy in the d one c K. Yes, floating around, Yes, yes,
But it's basically it's an adult version of Inspected Gage.
But they both starting crime. One's at a higher level,
one's in a fun level, and that you both learn

(34:16):
not to mess with crime otherI you'll lose Cameron.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Cameron's a wise man. I've an understood the word last. Cameron,
you and I are in sinct and I'm glad you're
voting for Amanda.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
That's thank you, Cameron.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
It's tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
One of the other tin hats we've had today is
the idea that Justin Trudeau isn't the child of Pierre Trudeau,
former Canadian Prime minister, but the son of Fidel Castro
and his mother, Margaret Trudeau. Apparently people have looked at
the conception window and yes, Pierre Trudeau and Margaret we're

(34:58):
on a Caribbean ten day trip at that time. Here
you go, here, you go into Cuba and havn a
good time.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
An ex contributor is no stranger to tin hat Tuesday.
He comes with his own.

Speaker 14 (35:17):
To go where.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Hello Rob?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Hello Rob?

Speaker 7 (35:28):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Can we ask a couple of things? If you you
have you will be voting for Amanda for the Logois
on Sunday night.

Speaker 14 (35:36):
Do you do that?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, I'll tell you how you do that.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
You go to TV Logo Awards dot com dot au
and follow the prompts and you can vote for me
for best presenter. Okay, Rob, you sounding so convincing, and.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
That's you won't leave any sort of footprint behind.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
It'll be ads won't be knocking at your door.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
What have you got for us today?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Rob? All right?

Speaker 14 (35:59):
Elvis personally, he's been around for.

Speaker 13 (36:05):
Over two thousand and three hundred years in what capacity,
in many capacities.

Speaker 14 (36:12):
I want you to do something for me, right. Even
if you don't do it right now, do it later.
Look look, look up, look up pictures of the statues
of Alexander the Great yep, all right, write this downright, Antiochus,
the first soft steer, Yeah, statue of David which is

(36:36):
an actually the statue of David all right, nineteen forty eight,
statue of Lucifer.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Okay, it's a hell of a list, Rob, And this
is a guy who can't find TV logan and you
know all this stuff.

Speaker 14 (36:50):
And also the statue of Liberty.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Okay, right, okay, Now I see what's happening here.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
And are you saying they all have the same thing.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
They all they all have the same kind of.

Speaker 14 (37:00):
See they all look exactly alike because it's the same
entity that's come down through the ages.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Okay, I don't know here, looking at all the statues, you.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Think Elvis had very bold features though, Rob, Do you
think it was just easier for Michaelangelo and to choose
lap these things over the years, so sculptors all do
the same thing.

Speaker 14 (37:23):
No, it's because there's all those pictures of the pictures
of Lucifer. Elvis Presley is a fall of It was
a fall of angel. It was the ultimate angel. Lucifer
in a meat suit.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
In a meat suit. I'm looking at I'm looking at
David there. That's quite the genitalia. No not you think,
well it's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
It's not debate that.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Rob that you always thank you and I love meat suit.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Rob, what's going on in your house tonight for Census night?

Speaker 14 (38:01):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Are you going to fill out the senses?

Speaker 13 (38:04):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
I'll come okay, Well, I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
You've never filled out of senses.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Well, you'll be fine three hundred and sixty four dollars
a day that you don't fill it out. I'm going
to give you those details after five o'clock. It's not
like a it's not like you can just ignore it.
You will be fine per day, Rob.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
You'll have elbow around at your house.

Speaker 14 (38:24):
They said that to me five years ago, and I
still haven't copped the fine.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Really, not until you try and get on a plane
and a passport anymore.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Imagine that Rob fills out all the details for your
TV with LOGI tilled and then gets fined posthumously for
not vote posthumously from the past, not from Rob, Rob,
Thank you, no worries.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Thank you Rob. What a confusing day we're havingay and
I take my hat off.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Now your brain's a.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Bit cooked, I think so.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
Yeah, it's in a request for them to do it again.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Mentioned and lay off the moonshine.

Speaker 14 (39:02):
He's always not going a man.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
It's so weak.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Always.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
I'm excited about Census Night tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I know Rob on tinhat Tuesday, Rob of Melton, he
was one that doesn't really support the senses.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
What has tonight for Census Night?

Speaker 9 (39:21):
Nothing?

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Are you going to fill out the senses?

Speaker 6 (39:24):
I do that?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Oh come okay, well I'm going to tell you, well,
thanks for chopping me off. He's going to have to
pay twenty and sixty four dollars per day. He's at
home bottling his own urine for the evening. But everyone,
you've got to fill out the senses or else or else,
dip out of what if you can't, then complain that
there aren't enough services for you and no one recognizes.

Speaker 14 (39:46):
How you live.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Like in nineteen sixty six there were thirty eight commercial whalers.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Yeah, now we have none.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Everyone else was an amateur. Well coming amateur.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I'm just a social whaler.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I got a hango ring for some blubber.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Well, look coming up from Did you pay attention to
the five words that I gave you at the beginning
of our show today? If you can recite them to
us in their exact order, you'll get two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. Why don't
you call us? Two thousand dollars is on the line,
two thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
How do you win? Each day one of us will
give you five key words. Then you will need to
remember in that order.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Yes, so earlier in the showed about three time, about.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Three thirty two, three thirty time.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
We gave you five words that I've come up with today.
Words at Brendan just loves the trip off his tongue.
And if you know those words in their order, I
can tell us right now you get two thousand bucks.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Louisa is in Woollongong.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Hello, Louisa, hi Ji and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Hello. So what were the five words? And in small
do small talk first? Luisa, over to you, Brendan for
the charm.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
We going to go back to the Okay, Louisa, what
are you doing for census night? Good one, Louisa, Yep, yep,
with family. You were never a commercial whaler or aspiring
to be one.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Never. Okay, Okay, Louisa.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Can we get to it now, Brendan. Okay, Louisa, who
now comes the series?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
I'm the full play for Amanda.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
What were the five words and in what order were
they that we said earlier in the show?

Speaker 7 (41:25):
Over to you, love, feeling, kind, empathy and kumbaya.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
You've done it, Louisa, and now we could have total recall.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Congratulations Louisa, two thousand.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Dollars for you might.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
That's amazing, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
You have to tell the census you're a big richie. Yep,
you don't have to tell.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
You don't have to tell them.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Actually, speaking of what's in and what isn't in the census,
we'll talk about it next.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yes, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Cant shut up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Download
the free I heard app.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Gold There it's Jonesy Demander driving you home this Census Tuesday.
Here's its Census Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
And as we said earlier, it's saying as to Rob
who calls for our conspiracies every week, he says, no,
I've never filled out those forms.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
A census. I just need to say this to you.
A census is compulsory by law. If you don't complete
and submit your form, you'll be issued a fine of
up to three hundred and sixty four dollars per day.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Sure, but it's fun.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Well, not only that, if you don't fill it out,
you can't then say, oh, there's not enough resources in
my area for the stuff I'm interested in or for
my needs, because this is how the government finds out.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
That's when you're building a say, underground motorway, you've got
to now how the elites for the elites, but they
need a ventilation shaft for their vehicles to pump the
carbon monoxide out.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Of the said tunnel.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Out of said tunnel.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
So how many cars will be using this particular motorway.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
And Also, if you purposely purposefully provide falsellness leading out,
that's also an offense and can lead to fines of
up to three and a half thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
What sort of misleading?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
You tell me, Brendan, you might want to be in
for some good stuff if they say that.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Your you know, your job is as a Daryl Somer's impersonator,
and that's not the case that close some days.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
And that's one person I like. I like this this
someone Terelmer.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
This is from eighteen eighty, from eighteen eighty, This fifteen
year old Catherine Kudson in eighteen eighty at the census.
And that's to her occupation, she said. It just says
does as she pleases in this beautiful cursive writing, does it?
I'm going to fill that out to that could be
your answer.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
But there's a good you know, if you're a motorcyclist
like I am, for example, you write you say you
write a motorcycle, and then the government can actually work
out how many people that motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And also you're asked your sexual if you're over sixteen,
you're as your sexual orientation. It says that you prefer
not to answer if you if you don't have to
answer that one.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
What if you say I'm up for it all the time,
then asking for.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
A friend, Well, then your wife says, who's filled this out?
Who after your cultural background, your education, your health, your work, income,
who's living at home, what kind of home you're in,
all that kind of stuff, just to get it. And
this is as we've been saying, so to get a
snapshot of who we are, so we can look back
and see who we were, and so that people, the

(44:21):
powers that be can see what services we need and
how many jedis are, how many jedis, and who's up
for it at any given moments.

Speaker 12 (44:32):
Everybody that's money extra cash, Jones and demands.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Here it is ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
You could pass if you don't know an answer, We'll
come back to that question if time permits. You are
the questions right? One thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question. But there is some jeopardy because it's double
or nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Adam's inly, Hi Adam Hi Jones.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
You're going to ask Adam, what is going to be
doing for census.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
What are you doing for census night tonight?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Adam?

Speaker 9 (44:59):
Well, actually work owing to a Kingsgrove pub for a
stake too.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Oh yeah, I hope they ask those sort of details
about what you like getting a steak.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Well, let's say if we can give you two thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Man, Now you've got me wanting. I want that.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
It does sound much, doesn't it?

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Abandon my family and just go to the pub with Adam.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Well, I Adam is going to win two thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
We might all stake right, The stakes are high, Adam.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
First of all, Adam, we need to get you one
thousand dollars. You've got to answer ten questions in sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed. We might have time
to come back. Adam. Okay, alrighty, here we go. Question
number one, how do you say hello in English?

Speaker 9 (45:40):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Question two? Our two dollars coin is?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
What color?

Speaker 11 (45:44):
Gold?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Question three?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Which animal features on the Porsche logo?

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Horse?

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Question four?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
What's Australia's longest river?

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Murray?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Question five?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Which ship sank in nineteen twelve after hitting an Iceberg?
Question six? What nut is used to make Marzapan p
Question seven? Siamese is a breed of what animal?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Question eight.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Miranda Priestley is a character.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
In which movie Devil?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Question nine. Bintang is a brand of beer from which
country Indonesia? Question ten, A and Z, Commonwealth and Saint
George are all types of what thanks?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Question six?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
What nut is used to make marzapan?

Speaker 14 (46:27):
Am?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Adam?

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Yes, the steaks are on, Adam?

Speaker 15 (46:34):
Wow are you powered through that?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Adam?

Speaker 14 (46:39):
Even get the tempting pants out?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
What's your partner saying to tempting pants or no tempting pants?

Speaker 14 (46:45):
That's my mother?

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Well, Adam, what's your mama's name?

Speaker 14 (46:51):
Her name's Alison?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Well, does Alison say?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Put Alison on for a minute.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
Let me talk to you, hi, Jasie, Alice.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
I'm putting on the pants.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
For you now.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Iison.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Do you think Adam should not risk it? Or should
he risk it?

Speaker 6 (47:06):
No?

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Oh? Come on, Josie, what's what's the question? Like you
said before, we could have a chance.

Speaker 13 (47:12):
Come on?

Speaker 6 (47:13):
What I have?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I've led people astray before, but Adam is a smart cookie,
that's all.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
I'm sorry. He's a smart cookie. But I can't be
the one. You're his mother, You know him better than anyone.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
And maybe Adam knows himself better than any one, so
maybe Adam, you have to decide. Let me run through
the rules here. If you do this, you'll have six
seconds to answer a bonus question. If you get it wrong,
you get nothing. If you get it right, you get
two thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Take the thousand, please.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
I hate to disappoint you guys, but a thousand dollars
would be pretty fun to have.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Just quite sure? Sure? All right, Adam, Adam, we're.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Going to leave it there, but Adam, don't go yet,
because I'm going to mate. Adam, Congratulations, you have on
a thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
And is this sage advice from your mom?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Because let's see how you would have gone?

Speaker 5 (48:08):
Quite frankly, Adam, I reckon you would have got this
all day.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I think you might too.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
You have six seconds for this one, which UK celebrity
is known as the naked chef.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
I would.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Why thought this was an easy one?

Speaker 14 (48:27):
Naked chif.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
You kidding? The only UK chef I know?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I think?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Luckily you did not go for that bonus question.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Hallelujah, you have a thousand Adam.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Congratulations, Allison, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
It was your mum's wise advice. Yes, always listen to
your mom, not me a man in tempting pants.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Actually I taught your youngest son. I don't know whether
he ever took any of my advice, but you don't
I can living home.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
If that is on gaming and sitting in front of
a computer for nine hours a day, then not part
of any curriculum, Alison.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Now he's doing very very well. He's doing AI university,
so he'll.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Be fine, very very good at technology. Yes, yeah he is.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Anything else you'd like to say, Brendan, if you want
in this conversation to get into dangerous water.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Talking about it, I know I'll get home to a
cranky face.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Adam Allison, thank you, And that's what Instagram's are bound.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Congratulations one thousand.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
What a great game. If you'd like to register for
it wherever you are Jonesy Demanda dot com dot au
and it will be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
And at last a conclusion to the Burwood Birdman on
last night.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Thought I thought, let me bring myself up to speed. Yes,
I thought we had a conclusion.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
None.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
For those who don't know this guy has been spreading
bird seed around the Sydney suburb of Birdwood very early
in the morning, is causing all sorts of trouble.

Speaker 15 (50:07):
What's on the menu today? Do you have any idea
the drama you've caused for the residents here? Why do
you like feeding the bird so much? Don't want to
stick around and see them eat the food you've provided?

Speaker 5 (50:20):
You're causing pooh explosions. People have poo all over.

Speaker 15 (50:23):
Their balconies, all over their cars.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Do you want people to be pooed on.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
All the time? They could use that prime over anything.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
That's one of the census questions. But it was revealed
last night Who the BBM is well?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
The mystery is now over.

Speaker 16 (50:43):
The Burwood birdman finally has a face. Vicarim Juggi by
day Hugh manages money, working remotely as a financial services
consultant with Lismore City Council on the New South Wales
North Coast.

Speaker 15 (50:58):
What does a financial services consultant have to say about
spending all that money on bird seed? We called Vicram
after his daily or should we say nightly raid clutching
empty cat food cans. For a man responsible for so
much noise, it was crickets from Vickram. Why do you
want to keep getting up before Sparrow's fart?

Speaker 16 (51:20):
Vicram, The birdman flew the coop.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
But then she tracked him down to where he lives
in his nest.

Speaker 16 (51:28):
Speaking of coop, at Vicram's home, hundreds of birds circles.
They even fly around inside the house. Birdman lives amongst them. Oh,
this is Birdman's land.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
They put in the noise of a cat.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
You know you never saw Batman on Aca, did you?
He was He was living in a cave surrounded by bats.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, people would have thought that was a little unusual
as well. Holy do you like to see people whoo everywhere?

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Holy batstench?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Batman?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Why birdman?

Speaker 8 (52:12):
Why?

Speaker 15 (52:13):
Well, after all that mystery turns out Birdman just really
loves birds.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
That's it. Nothing to see here.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
You put something similar on your census.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
I know A can go back to normal programming.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
It started over a light.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Now it's all out war between neighbors. That's tonight's story,
right Auto. That's enough.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Well, we will be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Indeed, we will.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
TikTok Tucker is back.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Last week we did Kingston Biscuits with the peachers. That
that was an absolute success. What will we do tomorrow?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
Well, thanks, we have very good friends.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's Skippy peanut butter, a chance to win five hundred
dollars and a big supply of Skippy peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Is it a lifetime supply?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I think so is a stacker. He's going to win
that tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
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Speaker 5 (53:29):
Let me skip the hell