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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Ready to jam? Everybody online.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Jonesy and Amanda Show. Gorgeous Amanda.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do it.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Bad Amanda.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Bad, bad Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
All right, I've got to see Jonesy.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
And the virile Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
What a creep.

Speaker 6 (00:23):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Stay in school and learn at school.

Speaker 6 (00:28):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Out of the way, Dobie.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you would never forget.

Speaker 7 (00:33):
It's showtime.

Speaker 8 (00:35):
Hello there, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Hello there, Brendan. How are you?

Speaker 6 (00:38):
The first day of spring, a young man's thoughts turn
to fancy.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
And what about yours?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Apropos of yesterday's Kia centaur chat, a lot of people
have been talking to me about this. Well, not really.
I'm just in my own head.

Speaker 8 (00:52):
Okay, so it's the Kia ad on the telly.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Here we go. There's the centaurs all gathered together as
a flock in the forest. And then the head centaur
senses something and the young centaur is galloping out.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
And then gets onto the planes, and there is a
Kia EV.

Speaker 6 (01:06):
And this centaur's running next to the Kia, and the
people in the Kia are saying nothing much, really.

Speaker 8 (01:12):
Like, there's a half-man, half-horse next to us.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Dad, I'm bored.

Speaker 8 (01:16):
And the centaur gets splashed with some mud, and the
Kia bugger's off.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Before we explain how he was running and what was.

Speaker 8 (01:22):
Well, that was the chat yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
The problem with his arms.

Speaker 8 (01:24):
And the people, the imaginary people that came up to
me today, I just wondered.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
I just.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Want to ask you another question, though, before we get
to that. Just to drill down a bit more on centaurs.
So all the centaurs that were gathering in the forest,
they're all men. There's no such thing as a female centaur.
Is there a fentor?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
There wasn't.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
I didn't notice any female centaurs.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And if there were.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
It's a bit of a misogyno world.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
How are they reproducing? And do they wear bras?

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Actually, there wasn't a female centaur. The only female sort
of half human, half thing is a mermaid.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
You can't mate a mermaid with a centaur.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
No, that would be.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Surf and turf. But what were you going to say?
So we were discussing yesterday about how ick we all
felt when we saw the way.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
He was running.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
His arms were weird.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
And we went to Reddit, and Reddit would say that
a centaur runs like it would be a man on
a horse. And I think credit to the Kia people.
They've done their research, and I think that.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
They've come up with an answer.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
But it looks weird.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
It looks like he's riding himself.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
I want to add this to the pile. If the
centaur has a medical issue, whom does he visit? The
doctor or the vet?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, it depends which half has the ailment.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Is that what it is for you?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
If he's got a sore throat, you'd go to the doctor.
If he had a sore fetlock, you'd go to the vet.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
You'd go to Brownie.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
That's Dr. Chris Brown.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes, I understand.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Well, okay.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
So you're saying depending on where the ailment is.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Brian?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
If it's right on the joint, I'd go to a
doctor because they're cheaper than a vet.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm going to say probably a vet because there's more
horse than there is human.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
And just quickly, apropos, is there a female centaur?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yes, there are.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Centaurus or centauride.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh. Is there a picture?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
No. No.

Speaker 9 (03:16):
No.

Speaker 8 (03:17):
Because there'd be a bra arrangement. There would be a
bra arrangement.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
There'd have to be.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And, yeah, there'd have to be.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
There'd have to be. Anyway, that's something maybe we could
just run this through the Fast Five while we're doing it.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
You ring up. You play the Fast Five and maybe
we'll just get your opinion on whether he goes or
she goes to the doctor or the vet.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
13, 55, 22.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
It's the first day of spring, you see.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Damnation.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Gold, the first day of spring with Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
And it's time.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
How fast can this thing go?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Faster than the speed of light. Jonesy and Amanda's Fast Five.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
For the past five, five questions, can you go all
the way and answer all five questions correctly? You know
what I shouldn't have done?

Speaker 9 (03:58):
What?

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Left the room to fill my water canister with you
and Brian talking about the female variant of the centaur.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, I've gone to images. It hurts your back standing
like that, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? Anyway, the female ones,
some of them are quite modest. They've got coverings on
the top and almost like a, Like a bikini bottom,
a long, stretchy one.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
At the front. At its forelegs.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, because if it doesn't, the ones that don't.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Give us a look at ones that don't.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Here's one that doesn't. It's a little bit anatomically pouchy.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'll show you.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Can you not say the word pouchy? Oh, yeah, that's pouchy.
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Why would it have bits at the front and the back?

Speaker 8 (04:44):
Well, it's too many bits.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
What about this one? Let me show you this drawing. Sorry, everybody.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh, no.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Jenna might be able to put these up if the
censor allows it.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Righto.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
What about this concoction?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Well, she's not doing that much these days, our censor. Oh, no,
that's someone that's right into it.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's someone who's got a human woman and a second
human woman.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
But with a long torso joining them.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
All I was saying.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
All I was saying.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Would you care to join us?

Speaker 6 (05:11):
All I was saying was the centaur yesterday, how it runs,
as indicated in the Kia commercial, and then I just
said if you're going to go, you had a medical ailment,
you're a centaur, do you go to the doctor or
do you go to the vet?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
And you said it depends what half of your body's
been affected.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Depends which bit's in trouble.

Speaker 8 (05:30):
Brian, who's in for Ryan, said vet. Tony's in Greensboro.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
Hi, Tony.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hello, Tony.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
How are you going?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
You're a centaur. You're feeling a bit unwell. Are you
going to the vet or the doctor?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I think you have to go to the vet because
I know a bit more about all parts, I guess.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Actually, this is what Chris Brown says about being a vet.
He says it's harder to be a vet than a
human doctor.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Of course he says that.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, but he said there's about 100 animals, whereas there's
only one human body.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
Yeah, but I think that's like when chiropractors say they're doctors.
It's the same sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's not the same sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Same sort of thing.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Having said that, I do think that vets are more
expensive than doctors, and so I'd probably go the doctor.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Okay. So you're doing it for the cheap. Amanda's doing
it for thrift.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Tony, here's question number one.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Question one for you, Tony.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Blue Poles is a famous expressionist painting by which American artist?
Who painted Blue Poles?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh, very well, Tony.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Good.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Kelly's in Cheltenham.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Hello, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
G'day, guys. Jonesy has an important question.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
To ask you.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
You're an unwell centaur. You're feeling a bit peaky. Do
you go to the doctor or do you go to
the vet?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
I go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
And you're a female centaur. Are you wearing the bikini
bottoms at your front?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
No, I wear my husband's jocks back to front.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, that would do the trick. That would do the trick.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Question one.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Would you wear them on the front of you or
the back of you?

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Well, I wear them back to front.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's a long area to cover.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
That's a lot of area.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's a lot of area.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Blue Poles is a famous expressionist painting by which American artist, Kelly?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
Jackson Pollock.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Jackson Pollock, that's it.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
You know what? Everyone ragged on Gough Whitlam for paying
$ 1. 3 million for it back then.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
For Blue Poles, yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Do you know what it's worth now?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Tell me.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
$ 500 million.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
It's pretty much priceless.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Let's go to question two, which is riffraff. Give me
a riff rap backstage.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Oh, riff rap.

Speaker 10 (07:33):
Got you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I understand.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Got to keep up the riff rap.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
All right, here we go. What song has this riff, Kelly?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Are you okay, Annie?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Oh, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
That's the right song.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
Well, no.

Speaker 8 (07:50):
Brian is the king of the buzzer.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Look at him. That is not the title of the song.
There you go. Stone Cold Brian. Do you know the
answer to that? 13, 55, 22. Why don't you call us?

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Play the Fast Five on Gold.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Jam Nation. Gold, good afternoon to you. It's Jonesy and
Amanda driving you home across Australia. We're into the Fast
Five where we have general quiz information but also chat
about centaurs.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Not always.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Not every day if you've just joined us.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
No, it's not always.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We're not always centaurs or centaurides, the female version of
the centaur.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Centaurides.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Which has begged the question, and I'm sorry to have
to discuss it at this time of day, where are
the bits? Because in some of the illustrations of the females,
there's coverage of the front, the lower front.

Speaker 8 (08:39):
And there's some of the other ones.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That you've uncovered.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You don't want lower front and back.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
There's too much.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Too much.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
That's too many bits.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
How do you wear your pants? Everywhere. Everywhere. Too many pixels.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
The bigger question. The question I just wanted to ask
is you're a centaur and you're feeling unwell.

Speaker 8 (08:58):
Do you go to the doctor or do you go
to the vet? Ray is in Langwarren.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hello, Ray. Where do you go, doctor or vet?

Speaker 10 (09:06):
Vet.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Thank you, Ray. That's all you need to say about that.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Because most of you is animal?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
But from the waist up, you're human. What if you
have a pain in your armpit?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
You're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Ray. The philosophy of Ray.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Question number three.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Two.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's still on question two, Ray. What song has this riff?

Speaker 8 (09:40):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Smooth Criminal.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Smooth Criminal, that's it.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
I was sort of I don't want to hassle Ray,
but it's not Michael Jackson. It's Alien Ant Farm's version.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
He didn't say it was Michael Jackson.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
I know. He said Smooth Criminal, but it is. You're right, Ray. Technicality.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
You can tell the difference.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, thank you, Ray. That's all you need to say.
Recognised by the 1990 Guinness Book of World Records as
the world's fastest reader, Howard Berg claims he can read
how many pages per minute? A, 40 pages, B, 60 pages,
or C, 80 pages per minute?

Speaker 5 (10:19):
100 words per minute. So what was 80?

Speaker 6 (10:29):
So he says he reads 80 pages per minute.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, per minute. I wonder if he speed reads like
Kath Day. Remember when speed reading was a big thing?
Kath and Kim, they picked up on that. You just
pretty much run your fingers over. It was a big
deal when I was younger.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
When I was at school, we did a thing called
the EDL speed reader. Did you ever do that? So
they had an overhead projector that would play– You'd have
certain comprehension and then you'd have to read it up
on the, you know, the centaur runs away from the flock.
Which centaur, you know, what was he wearing?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
And was it to see how quickly you could read?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
And what your comprehension was.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Well, that's what they said about this guy, Howard Berg.
Many scientists and researchers question whether, yes, he could read
80 pages, but how good was his comprehension?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Well, my comprehension was very good, Ray.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
What an old flex. How old were you at school
when you're talking about that?

Speaker 6 (11:18):
I was school-aged.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
God, let it go.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
What?

Speaker 6 (11:22):
That was the only thing I was good at. What
name is given to the container traditionally used for holding
and carrying arrows? Ray, you might see a centaur carrying one.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Sorry, can you repeat that, sorry?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh, Ray.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
I will.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
What name is given to the container traditionally used for
holding and carrying arrows?

Speaker 6 (11:41):
A quiver. A quiver, which brings you to question five.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
Here we go, Ray.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
All in.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Today marks the first day of which season? Spring.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Thanks, Ray.

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Congratulations to you. You have won the jam pack.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Inside you will find a $ 250 Bunnings voucher.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Have a sausage sandwich on us, Ray.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Carry on. You know, I get the distinct impression that
Ray wasn't into the centaur chat.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, I can't believe that.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
I just get that.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, okay. Well, how interesting.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Well, we've wrapped that up. Most people say go to
the vet.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Well, coming up in the next half hour, an incredible
medical story has unfolded in Australia and it's also become
a legal story. about a surrogate giving birth to twins.
You may have been following this, but it's fascinating. We'll
talk about that.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Also on the way, Tin Hat Tuesday. That's coming up
on Gold.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on
our socials.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Gold.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Hello there.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
It's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home this Tuesday afternoon,
the first day of spring. You know, I was at
my mum's place going through the fridge, just checking out
some stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
It doesn't matter how old you are.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
When you go to your parents' house, you open the
fridge to see what they've got.

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Well, it's funny. They were chatting on the phone. My
auntie Pat was chatting with my mum. My boys are
the same. They always say that we're eating out-of-date food.
And I said to mum, you've got a container of
eggs here. Let's just have a look. She said, well, no,
it's the 25th. It's okay. And I thought, oh, I suppose, yeah,
the 25th of August. It's not that bad. 25th of August,
25th of December last year.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Eggs?

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Eggs.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
2025.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
What happens?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Wouldn't it explode or smell or something?

Speaker 8 (13:21):
Well, it didn't smell at all.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Did you crack one open?

Speaker 6 (13:23):
No, no, no. I put them in your car.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I'd be intrigued to know what they look like on
the inside.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
I wouldn't have eaten one.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I wouldn't have eaten it.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Over there in Britain, did you know that Brits are
estimated to lose $ 323 million worth of food to seagulls
every year?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
To seagulls?

Speaker 6 (13:43):
To seagulls.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
What are they doing in the fridge?

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Not threw off food. That's the part of it.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well, you know, in Sydney, near the Opera House, they
employ dogs to chase the seagulls away for exactly that
reason because everyone's chips get nicked.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Yeah, I don't know, like the dogs bounding around or
slavering all over your food.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
No, they're not. The dogs don't slather all over your food.
They don't go near your food. It's the seagulls that
swoop and take your food.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Do you feel that with your foods at home, are
you very vigilant?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
No. About?

Speaker 6 (14:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
No. I recently went through a cupboard and found old crackers.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yep. You know.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
But crackers, you wouldn't worry about crackers.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh, I would worry about crackers. They're a year old.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
I often think about Oz Harvest, which they do do
a great job.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Oz Harvest take food from restaurants and other food providers
that are coming to the end of being out of date,
still absolutely viable. And they cook that into meals to
give to people who are going hungry.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Because I've seen this show Extreme Cheapskates and it's got
people going through dumpsters. This is in America. And they
look at the food that.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
The supermarkets check out. Well, it shames how much we
throw away.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
It shames us. And I'm Mr.

Speaker 6 (14:51):
Leftover.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
But you're the only one in your family who eats the.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
Leftovers you've said. Yeah, no one else reads them because
apparently leftovers are lame. But I like leftovers.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Who said that?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
My kids. Oh, that's lame. I'm not eating that.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, maybe. Then you're having it for breakfast and you're
having it for dinner.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Out of your boys, what do you?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Well, they don't live at home anymore. One of them, though,
if they come over for dinner, one will take every
last scrap of leftovers.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Liam.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Liam. That's right. One takes none.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, Jack, he lives the life.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, and also that's good because I know it would
probably just sit in his car for six months. Whatever
container went into his car would stay there.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Actually, he's got some of my containers.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
He pretty much lives out of his car.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
What about this lady? This was posted.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
My wife's grandmother passed away and they went through the house.
They found an apple pie spice made by Crown Colony
and it expired of June of 1957.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
1957. 1957.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wow. Did it have a nice tin? Is that why
she kept it?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Yeah, it's one of those, it looks like a spam can.
It'll probably be all right. My mother would serve it up.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
It's all right.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I had a friend who used to go to her
mother-in-law's house and it was diabolical, the old food that
was around. And once she'd opened up, she thought she'd
grill a sausage for her child. She opened up the
grill and the mother-in-law, there's an old chop in there. Said, oh,
Steve will have that for his dinner. Rifted off the
alfoil and thought she'd reheat it. It had been there

(16:16):
for weeks.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Now, my dad, when he was young, he used to
eat bread with dripping on it.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
But one of the first things my mother bought me
when I moved out of home was a dripping container.
I'd never cooked a roast. I'd never used dripping. I'd
never done any of those things. And she bought me
a dripping container.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Does anyone use dripping now?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
No.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, we don't have to anymore. We choose not to.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
What do you use instead?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, I guess we use olive oil spray or olive oil.
Not big chunks of the old fat from the meal before.
I've made it sound delicious.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yum.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yum.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
My mother, I used to be so untidy that, Mum,
why would she do this? She used to give me
tins of asparagus and things to take home. As if.
As if. And I remember she gave me a tin
of asparagus that I lost in my bedroom. How is
that possible?

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Unopened.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Unopened. It was unopened.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
How is that possible?

Speaker 6 (17:10):
Well, you had a bit of a floor trope.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I did. A complete floor trope. Now with added asparagus.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
Coming up, the story about these non-biological twins.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Don't say any more.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
You've piqued my interest.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Well, don't say any more. It's a fascinating medical and
legal story happening right here in Australia.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
We'll have that for you next on Gold.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Gold, good afternoon to you.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
It's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
This is a fascinating story that's happened in Australia. You
may have seen it, but I'll talk you through it.
A woman in Queensland has given birth to twins. She
is a surrogate. So couple A have got couple B
or woman B to have their baby. Twins are born,

(18:00):
but they discover that the twins aren't even biologically related.
So couple A are the parents of one of the embryos,
one of the babies, a boy, a girl, sorry, a girl.
But the boy of the twins... was actually a baby
of the woman who was the surrogate. She was impregnated

(18:22):
by her partner at the same time. I don't know whether–
I would assume there were sort of rules around this.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Anyway, that's not what the legalities are about. So there's
a boy and a girl. The girl belongs to couple A.
The boy belongs to the surrogate and her partner. But
what's happened here is that they– Both the twins, both parents,
both sets of parents have come to the agreement that

(18:50):
they will raise their own babies.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
But legally, there's a problem. Well, there was a problem.
It's had to be sorted out in the courts. This
has never happened before. It's the first time it's ever
been documented that a woman can be pregnant with non-biological,
non-related twins.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah. I didn't think it was possible.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well, that's how it was possible. Couple A. their embryo
and then her own natural pregnancy.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Yeah. So would have they put that embryo in before?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
All happened around the same time. All happened around the
same time.

Speaker 6 (19:22):
As you said, wouldn't there be some sort of like.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
When she say to the husband, hey, you know, I've
got some.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Wouldn't there be rules of surrogacy? You'd think that within
that period of time, because this woman from couple, the
surrogate already had five children. So she's highly fertile person
by the sound of it. You think, say, hey, there's
a no-go area. Well, you've got our embryo in there.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Don't even look at me.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Don't even look at me. This is what is fascinating.
So surrogacy rules strictly prevent separation. birth siblings. So because
they were twins, legally, they can't be separated. Legislation included
no caveat for the rare situation of non-biological siblings sharing
a womb. So the court had to rule in this

(20:07):
situation because both babies were were given the surname of
the surrogate rather than one of them being named for
the parents. So both parents agreed to raise their own,
but both were given the name of the surrogate as
a surname.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
And the parents are petitioning to overturn that, the parents.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
Of the surrogate.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
So they're going to have child.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
A, child B. So the court ultimately ruled that despite
being gestational twins, the children were not birth siblings in
the context of surrogacy laws. So they've issued an order
to formalize the parentage for both sets of parents. So
both babies will be raised by their own families with
their own surnames, but the children, as they have said,

(20:50):
will be raised separately, but their respective families have confirmed
the twins will grow up knowing each other. But the
court has said, our counselor actually has said, on the
balance of probabilities and assuming that both infants are raised
in stable and nurturing family systems, the research does not
support the conclusion that the separation of the twins from
birth will cause psychological harm.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
But it would be interesting to know, wouldn't it? What
an amazing study. These babies who shared a womb for
nine months.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Even though they're not biologically related, whether they will have
some kind of connection. We'll find out because the parents
have said they'll grow up knowing each other.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
But how fascinating.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Well, it's better they grow up knowing each other than not.
Imagine like years later they have some sort of sons
and daughters situation.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
But why would that matter? Because they're not biologically linked
in any way.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
So it's just a womb.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's just a womb. I don't know how you came
to that conclusion. It's just a womb.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Like I shared a room.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Get a womb.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
I shared a room with my brother for many years
when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And you're not getting married anytime soon? No. It's complicated
but fascinating. Imagine the moment, hey, there's twins. Hey, one
egg hasn't split.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Hey, they're not even related. Fascinating.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
You're doing my head in.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Speaking of doing heads in.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yes. What is this link to?

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Tin Hat Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Tin Hat Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
That's coming up. Brian, we've got your special tin hat prepared.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
I can't wait. That's coming up next hour on Gold.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Tuesday, the first day of spring. It is two.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
A young man's thoughts turn to fancy.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Jem Y. Rye is in transit.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
The Jem Y.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Rye army, i.e.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
His mum and dad, are worried about him.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
He's okay.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Are they worried?

Speaker 8 (22:36):
No, they're worried.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I'm sure they're concerned.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
But he's coming back. He went to Edinburgh.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
He went to Edinburgh to check out the Edinburgh Festival
for about three days.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
I don't know why it's taken him five days to
get back.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Well, have you ever done air travel to Europe, Brendan?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
But stepping into Ryan's in cable shoes is Brian with
a B.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
Hello, Bri.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Hey, and you'd be happy to know that I've spent
the majority of the morning cleaning the Gen Y rise
DNA out of this.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
I'll just say this. We're in the business. We've got
this button bar arrangement and here's, it's like a teenage bedroom.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
But as long as it works for him and he didn't,
it's like when you think your room's tidy enough, but
someone else comes in and looks under the bed and
sees all the mink. Brian's come in and he's looking
at all the mink.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Well, we're glad you're here. And we've got your special
tin hat as.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Well, Brian. Yes, that's right. So don't worry, you're not
going to miss out.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Which is coming up. Also coming up, I was, Watching
Outback Truckers last night, and you know I love Outback Truckers.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
And I was looking after the little grandson, but he's
suddenly become a big fan of a show that I'd
never expected an 18-month-old kid to be a fan of.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Outback Truckers?

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Not Outback Truckers. No, he wasn't into that.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
You'll be blown away of the particular show that just
popped up on the BBC channel. That's coming up as
well on Gold.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Jam Nation.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
Right on. Gold, hello there. It's Jonesy and Amanda driving
you home this first day of spring. It's Tuesday.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
You know, we've had to adjust our.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
TV style at home since we welcomed a grandchild into
our lives.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Why?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
What were you watching?

Speaker 6 (24:27):
Well, we just watch anything. You know, my wife and I,
we'd watch Aussie Salvage Hunters and then we'd watch Law
and Order. We were just living free, just watching whatever
the hell we wanted.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
You know, outback truckers, we're a big fan of that.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Although I'll just say this, the jeopardy, we get it, guys.
I get it. Is it fake? It's always like, if
Steve doesn't get into Mika Tharrah, he's not going to
get his bonus.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Does he ever not make it into Mika Tharrah?

Speaker 6 (24:54):
He never not makes it. But Steve, it's almost like
every time something breaks on him, always gets stuck in
a creek. But he always gets out of it. And
that's the thing about reality shows. You've got to have
some jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
A bit of fake jeopardy.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
A bit of jeopardy.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Remember we spoke to Louis Theroux and I said to him,
was there ever a documentary series that you pursued where
there was going to be– there's nothing in it. There's nothing.
And he said the MMA, the octagon. That's right. Because
he said there's nothing in it. There's no fakery.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's no fakery.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
The– what's called the impact isn't as bad as boxing.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
And all the participants are lovely people. He said there
was no.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
It looks dreadful.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
It looks dreadful, but he couldn't find anything to get
a hook in.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
And that's what documentaries make is always looking for jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I know, but also, you know, with Married at First Sight,
the added drama, the added horror, isn't it funny that
you can't find it in MMA, but it's bleeding in there?

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Yeah, exactly. So we largely... have to watch either the
Wiggles or the Teletubbies.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
And then what happened when your grandson came along?

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Well, that's what happens. The kid goes home to his parents'
house and then we're sitting watching the Teletubbies. Can I
just talk about the Teletubbies for a minute here?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
That they're massive.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Yeah, well, that's true. They're eight to ten foot tall
in the old days. But I'll say this to you
as well. That show, first half of the episode, is fantastic.
filled up with them saying hello, hello, and then they
get a video of some kids playing with Play-Doh, and
then they repeat that video, and then the next part
of the video or the show is them saying goodbye.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Brendan, that show's not.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
It's shooting fish in a barrel.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
It's not made for you.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
We could come up with a joke on that.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's like having some, like Spielberg dissect Skippy. It's not
made for you.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
What are you going to Spielberg to chop up Skippy?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Not to dissect. Not a vivisection. That episode would be gruesome.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
What's up, Skip Price? Have you ever seen old episodes
of Skippy? And they've got the kangaroo paws. Oh, so good.
Just a set of salad tongs with some kangaroo paws
flying a plane.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
And cooking steaks on a barbie, doing it all.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
Anyway, so it was nice not to watch that. So
we got onto Outback Truckers. The new Reacher hasn't dropped yet.
And I thought, well, he can't watch that.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yes, it has.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yeah, no, the new episode. Okay, gotcha. Because you can't
really binge it. You've got to wait.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's right. And it is kind of violent.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yes, yeah, probably not right for an 18-month. So I'm
just flicking through the channel, and I came up to
Keeping Up Appearances. Do you remember the show?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
High Synth Bouquet. It was a show that came out
in the 90s, but it's about a woman trying to
get away from her down, I guess.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
She's trying to be a punce.

Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah, she wants to be upper class.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I've never actually seen it.

Speaker 8 (27:40):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
It just comes on. Anyway, we put the show on.
As soon as the theme came on.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Your grandson said, I'm out.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
The little guy looked at the TV and he's just
standing there looking at it. Then he sat through the
whole episode of side-splitting English humour.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
And so do you.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
You're new.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Only round here, lady.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Have you nothing for this address?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I'd be greatly obliged if you'd make quite sure. There's
usually something for a Mrs Richard Bouquet.

Speaker 6 (28:13):
How do you spell Bouquet?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
B-U-C-K-E-T.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
LAUGHTER It just works.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
B-U-C-K-E-T. Oh, Bucket. His name's Richard Dick Bucket. That's a husband.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Yeah, husband's Dick.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, and husband Dick Bucket.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Yeah, well, okay. Excuse me, you've never noticed an English sitcom?

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Have you ever watched How You're Being Served?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
That's disgusting. Your grandson watched that.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
That's a rare, actually, that's a rich scene. I have
to get How You're Being Served. Are you free?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, coming up next, Brian, don't panic. We have your
tin hat here. You're going to join us for Tin
Hat Tuesday. I've got a tin hat about Tim Curry.
And I've got a tin hat about baby bell cheese.
You're going to love it.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Excellent. That's coming up on Gold. Gold, hello there. It's
Jonesy Demander driving you home this Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday usually
means Tuesday, but not in our world.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
In our world.

Speaker 6 (29:17):
Whelm.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
In our world and our whelm and our realm.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
World and whelm.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
It's a tin hat day. Before we get to today's
tin hats, last week we spoke, thanks to Rob, about
the conspiracy around Paul Walker's death.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
He claimed that a drone had killed him because Paul
was stepping away from Hollywood Yep. Because he knew all
of Hollywood.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
He knew all the lizard people.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
He knew all the horrible blood sucking, you know, secrets.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
That social post that Jenna put up of us discussing
that has had over 7 million views. Big Al Foyle
are thrilled because everyone's getting their new hats.

Speaker 6 (29:53):
Speaking of, we do have our hats for this session.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I've got mine on. Both of you don't have your
hats on.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Brian's got his own hat. I've got Gem Y. Rye's
hat here. Let's not cross the screams.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
No. There you go.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Brian, aren't you glad?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Brian went to radio school. He's worked with many great people.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Now he's wearing a tin hat.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
All right.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
Let's play it.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Let's all hold hands and do it.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Do you believe in that the world is flat? I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
So I've got a couple of my own. These aren't
my conspiracy theories. I'm not a conspiracy theorist.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
Righto.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
These are ones that I have found online. Are you ready?
This first one relates to Tim Curry, who passed away, sadly,
just last week. But lots of people thought he'd already died.
And it's not just, well, I'd forgotten he'd died or, gee,
you know, I thought he was already dead. People are
thinking it's because this is about jumping the timeline, the

(30:51):
time continuum, or as this man succinctly says, This guy
just said that we're stuck in this new timeline because
if we experience the fact that Tim Curry died again,
that means that we're stuck in the new timeline.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
We're over in the new timeline.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
We're not in the old timeline.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
I'll agree. I thought that Tim Curry had passed away
some years ago.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
He had a stroke about 10 years ago, but obviously
he hadn't passed away. But people, one of our producers
is the same. She could have sworn he was already dead.
And to people, that is evidence, not to her, but
to other people are saying that's evidence that we have
jumped the timeline. This is used metaphorically to describe a
situation where an individual perceives reality has shifted in a

(31:31):
subtle or overt way, suggesting that certain events or outcomes
have been altered or skipped compared to what you experienced.
So you're standing still and there's some snap in the timeline.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
That's conspiracy number one.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
We need some more theremin there, Brian, if you could. No,
just the starty bit. You know that one?

Speaker 7 (31:50):
Woo!

Speaker 3 (31:50):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
How about this one? Have you heard about big charcuterie? Well,
listen up.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
All right.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
One confirmed conspiracy theory is that big charcuterie use lunchables
to groom an entire generation to go use their product.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
I have a new conspiracy theory for you.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
It involves baby bell cheese.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
This delightful little bundle of cheese, you have to obtain
the goodness inside by getting through a little red wax. Yes.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Uh, Wait for it, Brendan.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
We'll call it.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
And I get to think, what did this.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Prep me for as an adult?

Speaker 6 (32:31):
And then I realized it.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Maker's Mark Whiskey.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
So little kids or anyone getting used to unwrapping that
wax is is a precursor to them. Actually, next step
is unwrapping.

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Straight to the Maker's Mark.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
The Maker's Mark whiskey that has the red wax.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
I was watching a show about how they make it
and the whole thing with the wax thing, how they
do that. And there's a guy that tips it in.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
But I've got a bottle of Maker's Mark. I don't
open it because of the whole.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, well.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
I'm not a big whiskey drinker either.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I think the Babybel cheese is your gateway wax.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Right.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
All right.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Do you have a conspiracy theory for us? We would
love to hear it.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Tin Hat Tuesday, 13.55.22 on Gold. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free
iHeart app.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Gold, it's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home. It's the
first day of spring. On any other day, it would
seem a little bit just ordinary.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
But not today because today is.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Do what?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
To go where? Do what?

Speaker 6 (33:33):
To go where?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
To go where?

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Tin Hat Tuesday, and this man comes with his own intro.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Hello, Rob.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Rob.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Howdy, how's it going?

Speaker 8 (33:46):
Rob, look at you.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Did you know your Paul Walker one? That's got 7
million views, your conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, I heard you talking about it earlier. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Okay, we're ready.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
What about the escapades? How many views did that get?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Actually, that's how we first met you, when you said
that the Alcatraz escapades were actually bribed or given freedom.
to pretend to be the guys that went into space.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
You met me before that.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
We did meet you before that.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
What was before that? What was your first conspiracy?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
The first thing I spoke about was the JFK assassination.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
That's right. That's right.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
Rob, it's not the hits and memories. You're doing a
greatest hits album now.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Rob's greatest hits. What have you got for us today?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Just before I start, I just want to categorically state
I do not believe in reptilians.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Well, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
That's how I start my sentences too.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
If you want to pull up a photo on Google
of Jacob Rothschild.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yes, Jacob Rothschild. And don't pretend to do it, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, I'm hoping one of you will do that.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
I'm doing it.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
Jacob Rothschild.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Have a look at him.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Have you got him, Brendan?

Speaker 6 (34:59):
I've got him. It's happening.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
Yes, I've got him right there.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yes. Yep. Don't you reckon Prince William looks exactly like him?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Meaning that.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Thinning of hair and.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Meaning that... Yeah, that's about it. That Diana had a
relationship with him, presumably.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
No.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Well, then how does that happen?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Unofficially inseminated.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
By Jacob Rothschild?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Why?

Speaker 10 (35:26):
Why?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
The Rothschilds have been putting their genetics into the monarchy
for the last hundred years.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
There's even rumours stating that... Queen Elizabeth II was sired
by Winston Churchill.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
You make them sound like cattle. So I've got Jacob
Rothschild here, the fourth Baron Rothschild. He was born in 1936. Yeah.
Do you think he looks like William?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, he looks exactly like William. Have a look at him.
They smile the same. They've got the same nose, hairline. Everything.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Same nose, wouldn't have picked it.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Rob didn't come here for this.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
He didn't.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
I will say, Rob, the only thing, he does have
the bald height.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
He does have the same look as the royal family,
the men in the royal family. I'll give you that.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
I don't really see much resemblance other than that.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
And so you're saying that his DNA has been inserted
into the royal family to what end?

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Well, they've been controlling the British Empire for the last
200 years, so what better way to stick their nose
into the monarchy, you know what I mean? Exactly. I'm
going to make a prediction here.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
By this time next year, William will be king.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Well, mark this day.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I don't think many people would be surprised by that.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
No, by this time next year.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Charles is going, what?

Speaker 8 (36:55):
By the 1st of September, 2027.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
That's a far more rational prediction than that Jacob Rothschild.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Are you questioning me?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
No, no, not at all. Not at all.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Rob's already said he doesn't believe in reptilians.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Well, he's one of us.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Rob, thank you. We'll talk to you next week. Thank you, Rob.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Thank you. And we will put these pictures of Jacob
Rothschild on our social so people can see for themselves.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Tin Hat Tuesday. You've heard Rob.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
135522.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Give us a call on gold.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Jam Nation. Gold across Australia. It's Jonesy Demanda driving you home.
It's a Tin Hat Tuesday. Do you believe in that
the world is flat? I don't know. I... Yes, sorry, Brian.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yes, I haven't got my hat on.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
We haven't got our tin hats on. Brian, who's in
for Gemma and Brian, has pointed us out. So far,
Big Charcuterie.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Let me explain what that is. The idea that Big
Charcuterie use Lunchables to groom an entire generation to use
their products because the charcuterie boards are everywhere.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Isn't that just marketing?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Isn't it just?

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Big Baby Bell.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Big Baby Bell. This one. that red wax that's around
the baby bell cheese it's grooming kids through makers because
the next step is makers mark suddenly cracking open a
bottle of expensive.

Speaker 8 (38:02):
Whiskey tim curry has been dead for some.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Years not dead for some years he a whole lot
of people thought he was already dead which apparently is
just a sign that we have dropped we've dropped into
a different timeline It's as simple as that.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Regular contributor Rob said that Prince William was fathered by
Jacob Rothschild.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, he looks exactly like William. Have a look at him.
They smile the same. They've got the same nose, hairline, teeth, everything.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Same nose, wouldn't have picked it.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
And we got some comedy for free.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
But he's not saying that Princess Diana.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Had an affair. No, she artificially inseminated.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
With the Rothschild's DNA because that's what they do.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
We've got them side by side right now.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
What do you think?

Speaker 8 (38:48):
Well, other than the bald heads, that's about it. Kate
has joined us.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Hello, Kate.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Welcome to Tin Hat Tuesday, Kate.

Speaker 10 (38:55):
Oh, good afternoon, you two. I think this one is
short and sweet, but it's still a bit fun. It's
the tissue companies out there in the big wide world.
They are actually making us sick in that when you
pull a tissue out, it spreads dust and it makes
you sneeze, which then means you need to.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Use more tissues.

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Big tissue.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Big tissue.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
You're right about that, because as soon as you blow
your nose, you start sneezing more.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Well, Kate, I think maybe you're onto something, and thank you.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Yeah, because they've got tissues infused with lavender. If you're
a person that suffers allergies, lavender's the worst thing. Do
you see what's happening?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Do you see? Chris. Now it's Chris. Hello, Chris, over
to you. What's your conspiracy theory?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Chris.

Speaker 10 (39:42):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Yeah, look, I think true crime and the morbid curiosity
of people... that love to watch it now has become
so popular, I believe Netflix has run out of stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
So now they're.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Committing their own crimes and hiring people to kill people
so they can create these series and get more money.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Taken out by big Netflix.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
When you look at it, Murder, She Wrote.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Every week.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Jessica Fletcher.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Every single week.

Speaker 8 (40:13):
Small town.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
And here's all these people.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Coming up to you. Yeah, and she's your last woman standing.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
And now Netflix is doing it.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Chris, thank you.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
I'm looking at you podcast people as well with your
true crime podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Well, thank you, Chris.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Satisfying as always.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Thank you. If you've got any tin hat conspiracies, you
can wait till next Tuesday. In the meantime.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
In the meantime, we are going to open, I think.
A can of worms.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
About a man who has a substantial chunk of savings
and his girlfriend who'd like to use them.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
And another crack at Instagram, jonesyandamanda.com.au if you'd like to
play on golf.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
We had so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Amanda, she just cracks me up.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Maybe we should lay off the moonshine.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Jonesy's always knocking Amanda.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
It's so weak.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Amanda's always knocking Jonesy. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
It's a good day to catch fire.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Not every day you hear the phrase, the internet is divided.
But again, the internet is divided.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
We have an issue that's quite interesting, I think, and
it involves a relationship and money. So we'd like to
know what you think. But we're trying to decide the
best way to ask you.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
What do we do when a subject doesn't suit the
pub test?

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Whip pole. Water cooler chat. Shooting fish in a barrel. Actually,
that's not a segment.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Who's right? Is that a segment?

Speaker 8 (41:33):
Who's right?

Speaker 6 (41:34):
I love who's right.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Well, we do that. Well, how about why don't we
do a can of worms?

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Hang on, you're suggesting can of worms?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Well, only that it is a can of worms and
we want to know what you think. You may have
your own examples of this.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
Okay, well, we'll put that to you. Also, Instagram is
coming up. This time last week we gave away $ 1, 000.
That's right. If you would like to play, jonesydamanda.com.au. On gold.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Jam.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Gold.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Hello there. It's Jonesy Damanda driving you home this Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Before I get to this issue that we're going to
talk about here, did you and Helen– share finances before
you were married?

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Yeah, yeah, we did.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Yeah, we've been married a long time, but yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
And when you were going out, if she needed money,
would you have opened your wallet?

Speaker 6 (42:22):
Yeah, of course I would have, yes.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
You hesitated then?

Speaker 6 (42:25):
No, I was just, we, I remember when I first
met her, I was doing lots of different jobs and
And I said about being in radio and her family
came from a line of people that did real work
for a living. And I said, as if that's going
to work. So it was a bit of a novelty
and she used to work as a nurse. And so

(42:46):
she used to sort of fund my lifestyle. My lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
My lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
When you were 20, what was your lifestyle?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh, my lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Beer on the weekend.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Yeah, beer. That was it. Beer and smokes.

Speaker 8 (42:55):
Beer and smokes and fuel for my motorbike, and that
was about all I needed.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Well, this is interesting.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Which is pretty much all I need these days, except
for the smokes.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
I think Harley and I are very similar. It's never
been his and hers financially.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
It's just whatever. No, I don't understand that.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Well, have a listen to this. A woman has asked
her boyfriend to help cover her rent after coming up short,
$ 2, 000 short. She knew he'd saved around $ 20, 000, so she-
took to Reddit or one of the forums to question
why he would watch her struggle when he could afford
to help. He has said the money was his savings.

(43:29):
He'd already warned her not to take this apartment that
has ended up, she's overstretched. But she then asked this
million dollar question, which has divided everybody. What are we,
why are we even dating if you can't help me
with $ 2, 000? It doesn't say here how long they've been together.
or how serious the relationship is, or any of that.
They're obviously not living together. But people are split. Many

(43:53):
of those believing that partners should financially support each other,
and yes, of course, that's what you do for the
person you love. Others are saying, no, why should he?
This is the one that will get under my skin.
We don't know why she doesn't have any money. What
if she spent it on a Louis Vuitton bag and
expected him to pay her rent? It sounds very possible
given women these days.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
How is she going to learn, said somebody else.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Indeed.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
This is a partner, not a child.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
The partner did say to her, don't go into the apartment.
So what's going on there?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Well, but someone else here said they're not married yet,
so fend for yourself. Where do you draw the line
on when you start helping out? Because there'd be some
people who, even when they're married, wouldn't bail out a
partner if their credit card was overstretched or whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
Yeah, but that's sort of like financial abuse, isn't it?
Not helping. Not help.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Do you think?

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Well, in a marriage it is.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Really?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Do you think it is?

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Well, it would be. I think so.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I've always, you know, I don't care. I really don't
care about money. So I've been, you know, full of whatever.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
I've seen you walk down the street. You're like money
for fam.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
But I can't imagine. That's not funny. I wouldn't call
it financial abuse if your partner has maxed out their
credit card.

Speaker 6 (45:04):
Oh, okay. No, that's, if your partner's, you know, miss
spend a lot and maxed out the credit card, then yes.
I'm talking about people that go and check the statements
and do all that sort of stuff and give the money, say,
to the lady, you know, a bit of housekeeping money.
There you go. There's your pin money for the week.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
All right.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
But then I've seen guys and the woman controls all
the money in their relationship. They can't spend anything. Go
and have a coffee and it comes up and it says, bing.
And they say, well, what are you doing? Having a coffee.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
So where do you sit on this?

Speaker 8 (45:37):
Well, you know what I reckon it is?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Tell me.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
It's a real can of worms. Sure.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Brian.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Crack open the can.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Let's spill the contents onto the dish.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I don't think it needs to be so graphic. All right. Stop, please.
Thank you. That's a can of worms. And what we're
asking you here is whose side are you on? Let's
simplify it. The girlfriend's or the boyfriend's?

Speaker 6 (46:02):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
The girlfriend's saying, come on, mate. Give me a break.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
But he did say to her, don't go into this apartment.
You can't afford it.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, but if you love someone and this is what
goes on, where do you draw the line as to
where you help and where you don't? His side, her side.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
What do you think? 13, 55, 22.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
We'd love to hear from you on Gold.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
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Speaker 6 (46:28):
Gold, across Australia, it's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home.
The internet is divided after a man refuses to give
his girlfriend $ 2, 000 from his $ 20, 000 savings to help her
in the rent.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yes, she's saying, I need your help. You've got $ 20, 000 savings.
What kind of relationship were you in that you were
flat out saying no?

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Yep, but he did say to her, Don't go into
this place. You can't afford it.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
But then if she was your partner, as irritating as
it would be to help, would you then watch her
maybe lose the place she's living in and have to
go into share accommodation with another friend and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
live in a car, whatever it might be? Would you
stand by and watch that?

Speaker 6 (47:10):
It's a real can of worms. That's what it is. 13, 55, 22.

Speaker 8 (47:15):
As the worms spill out onto the bench.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
We're kind of asking you, whose side are you on,
hers or his? They both have a point of view.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
Heather has joined us.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Hello, Heather. What do you think?

Speaker 7 (47:26):
I'm on his side.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
So, no, I wouldn't give.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
If it's for pleasure and your own things, I think
it's your own responsibility.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
What about if you were married, if they were married?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Same.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
I'm married.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
We split all our expenses right down the middle.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (47:44):
And then anything left.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Over from our own pay is our own money.

Speaker 10 (47:47):
And if we get into our own credit card debt,
it's our own debt to pay.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Oh, Heather, that's different to my wife.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Thank you, Heather.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's good.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
She does a lot of stuff, Brendan.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Of course she does. Greg has joined us.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Hello, Greg. What do you think?

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Guys, I got engaged to my partner a few years ago,
and she doesn't earn anywhere near as much as I do.
And while she earns a decent wage, I will not
see us struggle as a couple. And I've got substantial savings,
so I'm more than happy to offer anything we need

(48:27):
to get us through hard times. I pay the bulk
of bills. I send her a bit of money each.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Week if she's running short.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
And I have no issue with it. So that's my
point of view. I've always been a provider.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
And I'm the same. And I'm the same in my relationship.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
You're a provider?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Harley has earned money through all the years we've been together.
But when I was doing Breakfast Radio... I was the
one who went back to work and he was the
one who made sure the kids got to school and blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
The shared duties. If I said, no, this is my
money and that's the end of it.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I can't imagine doing that.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Thank you, Greg. Tracy has joined us.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Hello, Tracy.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Welcome to the can of worms.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Welcome to the can of worms. Whose side are you on?
Hers or his? Ohio.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I'm on his side.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
They don't live together.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
She's an adult.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
She should be responsible for her own decisions.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
If they live together, different story.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
They're committed. There's a committed relationship.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
So that's where the line is drawn is if you're committed,
you're living together and you make that effort.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Carla has joined us.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Hi, Carla.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
What do you think? Hi, I'm with him.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
She was told, don't go into that apartment.

Speaker 9 (49:38):
You know, her problem.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Basically.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Even if it was the end of the relationship by
not helping?

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Thank you, Carla. A lot of the ladies are signing
with the fella.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Interesting, isn't it? Dave, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Well, I'm on the side of the guy as well,
but as the others have said, they're not living together.
There's a lot more than just a simple yes or no, really.
Two grand's not a simple I'm a little bit short
this week. Two grand's a fair way under. So as
someone else also suggested, who knows what she spent it
on and why she's two grand short. If they were married, absolutely.

(50:18):
I mean, my wife, we've been married 40 odd years.
And so I think you said before, what's mine is hers,
what's hers is hers as well. That's a joke, but
very much a shared responsibility. And if we're short of
money and she needs money, I give.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It to her.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
And she also has her money. And I'll happen to say, well,
hang on, I've spent more. And it goes both ways.
But there again, that's because you've been married for 40 years.
So there's no such thing as a line of what's
mine is mine and what's yours is yours at all.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
We have that in our relationship. We don't really have
any trouble financially.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
But you're a committed couple. I'd be intrigued to know.

Speaker 6 (50:51):
But we never gripe about money. I will question sometimes
when we're getting some tiling job or something done.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
I say, well, have we got a few quites for this?

Speaker 6 (51:00):
But that's probably... And then I get accused of being
Scrooge McDuck.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Well, I'd be interested to know more about this relationship,
how long they've been together. Maybe she's wanted to move
in with him and he's a guy that says, no, no, no.
I'd like to know more about the circumstances.

Speaker 8 (51:15):
Let's wrap up this can of worms with Trudy.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Hi, Trudy. Are you siding with him or her?

Speaker 9 (51:21):
Mainly with him. Like you're saying, it depends on what
their relationship is like and how serious. If I wasn't
comfortable with, all that savings that I had wanting to
part with it, like you're saying, she could be a spender,
I'd be saying to her, well, why don't you move in?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:40):
Why don't you move in?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
But I wonder why that's not an option. I wonder
what it is about their relationship that stopped that being
an option.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
And that's why it's a can of worms, you see.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
No, it's not.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Well, yes, but that's not why it's a can of worms.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
No, that's why it's a can of worms for this
particular forum.

Speaker 10 (51:55):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
But I'd like more information because.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Until they're talking around the water cooler on Friday.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Then it becomes water cooler chat.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Or why don't we go into the pub test?

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Well, there's many places we can go. But thank you
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Speaker 7 (52:41):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
You feeling lucky? Got your lucky pants on?

Speaker 9 (52:45):
Oh, yes, I have some pants, so that's a good start.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
That's lucky in my books.

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Although it's good to have a little bit of titillation
at this time of day.

Speaker 6 (52:51):
Kerry, so, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
As long as you're sitting quietly and comfortably.

Speaker 8 (52:54):
If you throw an old sea dog a bone.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Dreadful. Are you sitting quietly, Brendan?

Speaker 9 (53:01):
I am sitting very quietly.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Good on you, Kerry.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Kerry, I've got a good vibe on you.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
We've got 10 questions. We've got 60 seconds. If you're
not sure, say pass. We might have time to come back, okay? Okay. Kerry,
here we go. Good luck. Question number one.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
What is kindy short for?

Speaker 9 (53:17):
Kindergarten.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Question two. On a compass, what does W stand for? West.
Question three, what kind of animal is a woodpecker? Bird.
Question four, the shark, the beast and the governess are
from which TV game show?

Speaker 9 (53:31):
The Chase.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Question five, in what high school subject would you learn
about Pythagorean theorem?

Speaker 9 (53:37):
Mathematics.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Question six, which NRL team does Anthony Albanese support?

Speaker 9 (53:44):
Oh, my God, politics or sport? Dolphins. Oh, Kerry.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
You could have passed.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
I know.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
It's the Rabbitohs. I don't even think that's a team.

Speaker 10 (53:55):
It is.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
There are a team for the Dolphins, but he supports
the South Sydney Rabbitohs.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
How do you say you're from Victoria without saying you're
from Victoria?

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Yeah, Victoria, Melbourne.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (54:05):
Oh, well, no, that's okay. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Kerry, you did very well, and thank you.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
Oh, man, you were just doing so well, Kerry.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
We had such great chemistry. It was all happening for us.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Don't make Kerry feel worse for letting you down.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Well, I wanted to, you know, get out the tempting pants.
There's Kerry in some pants. I've got my tempting pants.
You see what happened, Kerry?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Let's let Kerry go.

Speaker 9 (54:25):
All right, I'd better go and put some pants on then.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Thank you, Kerry.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Thank you, Kerry. Well, I know you don't like me
flirting with people on the show.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Oh, I just think you're... Thank you, Bronwyn. Oh, dear me.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
What do you mean, dear me?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
It's like working with a schoolboy sometimes.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Sexy schoolboy.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
What's 15 times 2? Anyway, Instagram.

Speaker 8 (54:48):
Brian.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Instagram will be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
Instagram will be back again tomorrow. JonesyDemanded.com.au. Do you ever
drive past a funny sign? You're driving along and you
see Bong Bong Road or something like that.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I know you do.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
I know you giggle like a little kid. Whenever I
see Bong Bong Road or Bogan Street, I always laugh.
There's a town over in Essex, over in the UK,
that's having a bit of trouble because of their sign,
which keeps getting stolen. We're going to talk about that next.
On Gold. Damnation.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
Gold, hello there.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
It's Jonesy Demander driving you home on the first day
of spring. Have you ever seen a funny sounding street
or place name sign and thought, I could do with
that in my lounge room?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
What a knobby or something.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
What a knobby. It's great. What about bald knob?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Bald knob.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
If I was riding past bald knob road, that would
look good in my garage.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:38):
And I used to, when I worked for a living,
I used to make street signs.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Well, your garage is filled with them. I mean, allegedly.
I mean, no, no, you've never stolen one in your life.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
All responsibly sourced.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
What does that mean? If you've got a street sign,
how can it be responsibly sourced?

Speaker 8 (55:55):
I worked in the business and I made the street signs.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
So there's some streets that don't have signs because you
took them home at the end of the day.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
No, well, there were some that might have a misprint. Look,
this isn't about that.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
This is for another conversation.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
This is not about this. But, you know, I like
when I go and say Tweed Heads and you go
to Tweed Heads and there's Tweed Heights. But someone always
nicks the T, so it's just weed heights. And I
like to see how long that lasts. It's usually about
two months.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Right.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
And you can always tell because the T is brand new.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Right.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
And the weed has got the patina. And there's always
some guy going, hey, man, look at that.

Speaker 8 (56:30):
That some guy is me.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
That's me. Spare a thought for the people over in
Essex at Fingeringho. That's the name of the town, Fingeringho.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
How do you spell it?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
F-I-N-G-I-R-O.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Start again.

Speaker 8 (56:46):
F-I-N-G-R-I-N-G-H-O-E.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Finger and hoe.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
Finger and hoe.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
So they've.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
People steal that one.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Had the signs stolen three times in the past five years.
The most recent sign was up for just 48 hours. Yeah.
So the local.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
You didn't get there in time.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
The councillor said, we've tried all sorts of fixings to
make it difficult, but to no avail. We are told
they are shipped to America because apparently fingering hoe is
a funny name in America.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
But not in England?

Speaker 6 (57:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Finger and hoe isn't funny?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
It's like, you know, fanny, when we hear fanny over here.

Speaker 8 (57:22):
Remember when the nanny came out? She was out on
a fanny.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
But finger and hoe would be funny in any language,
wouldn't it? Oh, come on. You would snigger at that. No,
I'm not. Oh, you're not a what?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Finish the sentence.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
I'm not an easy sniggerer.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
So.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
But you know what the council have done now? A
finger and hoe?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
What?

Speaker 6 (57:43):
They've engraved the name of the town in a 100
kilo concrete plinth.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I could get that in no time.

Speaker 6 (57:50):
Well, you'd have to get out a backhoe.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
That'd make you giggle.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
That's some funny equipment. Righto, you two.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
That's enough.

Speaker 8 (57:57):
Anyway, weed cord is all mine, man.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Isn't it just? Isn't it just?

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Next to Bong Bong Road.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Well, Tick Tock Tucker is back tomorrow. We've had some
horrible things. Last week, Brian, it's a shame you missed it.
It was raw chicken inside cookie dough that we then
put in an air fryer. It made everything taste worse
than some.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
Of us thought. Brian's just hoping that Ryan's flight gets
back tonight.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Well, we might try something that we think might work tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
So it's nice.

Speaker 8 (58:21):
If you missed anything on the show, jonesydemander.com.au. Thank you, Brian.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
See you tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
Good day to you.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Well, thank God that's over. Catch up on the Jonesy
and Amanda podcast. Download the free iHeart app now.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
See you next time.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
Let's get the hell out of here.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
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