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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
The Jonesy and Amanda Show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do ad Amanda Madamanda
jones and the Virile Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in
school and learned school. Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those
are names that you would never forget. Shot boom, It's Wednesday,
Hello man, Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You know what I'm missing on the TV. I never
thought I'd say this. Maths married yet? Is That's another
kettle of fish? That show. Just when I think I'm out,
I'm back in again.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
You were terrible at maths at school.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I was AOC. He's straight and open and Kennis Kennis.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
What's the sea?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I don't know, they're all in mad Is it just?
What's the AOC? Then Australian something? I was watching tennis
and I was joining it.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Well, John McEnroe has left the building in a spectacular face.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Why you know what I stand by? John.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Let's look, I've just been reading this just now. He
was leaving Melbourne Airport, and you know there's two signs
to this may be. He became frustrated with a fan
who constantly asked him for a selfie from the minute
he got out of his car, and he said, look,
I need you to he said to He told the individual,
the paper says here, I need you to stay away
from you. Okay, just get away? Can we stop him?
He said to security. The persistent fan refused to stop,

(01:34):
causing McEnroe to raise his voice. He shouted, will you
stop stop?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Jesus Christ, you kidding me.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Then McEnroe called on security to deal with it, and
the guy says, I still love you, John. Then McEnroe
turned around and said, go f yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
But that's what you get with John Magnan.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Full Macenroe show. If you've been sworn at by McEnroe,
you've made it, udn't.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We spoke to him a couple of years ago in
that movie brilliant, What a lovely interview, What a lovely fella.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
What a vulnerable man?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
We asked him because the document well there was a
doco movie.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
It was brilliant if you get a chance to see it.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
But it was one of those movies and we asked
him what it was like to watch it back. How
was it watching this back?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah? I find it difficult to watch old tapes of myself,
and of course they're going to show my tantrums, and
even the ones when I'm winning, I don't watch those.
So and it's also difficult to sort of go through,
like and talk about experiences that were not as successful,
such as my first marriage and next kids involved, and

(02:36):
these type of horror stories that ensue from things unfortunately
when exes don't get along, for example. So there were
times where it was definitely tough. It was like free therapy.
I guess in a way. I don't know. I've certainly
paid for enough of it over the years, sometimes court
of pointing it.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
But that's another story. That's the sort of guy is.
You know, if you're gonna jump into the crocodile pit.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
If you're going to pest to someone, don't make it.
John McEnroe, Well.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's what you'll get.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I love you, John, Go with yourself. Sore is wedding vals.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You see Amanda Keller at the airport.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh what a potty mouth.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You're already handing out ten by fours. What name is it?
Love Action Pack Show today. Instagram comes up a little
bit later on the show. We've got to unpack maths
because I'm back in as I said before, and we
can't start the day without the Fast five.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Do you want to play? Give us a call? Thirteen
fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Ryan put on some Genesis better be invisible touch that is.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Don't try that on McEnroe.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, Jonsey demand it's jam Nation on Gold, jam Nation Gold.
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia from Brunswick to Bustleton.
It is jam Nations.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Of Blake, Jonesy and Demanders.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Fie and it's happening the Fast five five questions? Can
you go all the way to answer a five correct
questions correctly? If you do that, a man will say, I'll.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Say what it actually is, because yes there are five questions.
But you don't have to go all the way or
I have to do his answer question five correctly. Tow
in the five hundred dollars domain voucher.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Dane is in Cranbourne. Hello Dane, Well are you good?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Hey? What's happening in Cranbourne today? Oh?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I'm on my way home.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Can work going back to Canderin right, and well, I
work in a wholestyle plant nursery.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh early starts for you.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
I start at seven.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
That's not that's not too bad. That's right.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Then you're finishing boat now, that's that's pretty good. That's
a good thing. What's in season at the moment? Lots
of trees, delicious grasses.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Ye, yeah, I just got thousands of things in the line.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Right? Are you taking flowers home for yourself?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
As a matter of fact, I lookt small?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Really are you allowed to?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Did?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Mum? So you can?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yes, it's stopped it as the marine sent out yet
and it's been there for too long.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Ah oh that's good. See that's some of the benefits.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Dane, hid them around the back O been here too
long since?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's what I used to do here. With the icy
cold Kansas code of Tyler, stuff's going to go off
if we don't get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
You didn't take alow home for funnily enough?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Question one for you.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Question one for you, Dane. What are you doing if
you're riding on a chopper on a Yeah, we would
also accepted a helicopter.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Well with Arnold Schwartzenegger, say get me to the Choper.
The teenage mutant Ninja Turtles teacher was named what, Dane.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
What the mutant Ninja Turtles teacher?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, he had a name.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
He's a little rat.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
There was a rad guy hang out Splinter had a
little dressing gown on.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
It was cute. Question number three, let's play what's on
the bott I'll turn the box on. How this works, Dane?
We play a TV theme. You have to tell us
what the show is here it is. It's like Danes

(06:19):
just coming home from school and popping the TV on
with his planets? What was the TV show? That's very good, Dane.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
The members of led Zeppelin were infamous for throwing one
out of the hotel window. Was a their guitars, B
TVs or C bottles of whiskey?

Speaker 6 (06:45):
I think it was TV's Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Apparently at the Edgewater Hotel in Seattle, they allegedly tossed
five TV sets out of the window into the water below.
Those were the days, and.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
You know, scupping for a band that had a fireplace
in their play. Yes, well that's dangerous. That's very dangerous. Now, Dane,
you are now up to question five. Would you like
to hang around for the duration of next song and
see if you can answer question five and be.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
All the way Dane. Sure, oh, hang around all right,
and if you want to take on Dane. If Dane
falls over at the last hurdle, you get his trees
that are in the back of his truck. You also
can vy for the five.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm not giving away Dane's trees that he's liberated from.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Work, liberated for them.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Okay, we'll come to summer round. Well, we'll put it
put upon Jovi as some thinking music. Question five coming up?
Can you take on Dane? He's our carryover champion? Thirteen
fifty five twenty two. It's jam nationed on Gold.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's gold. It's Jonesy and Demander across Australia for jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
In the Street of La Jonesy and demands.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Five the past five five persons. Can you go all
the way and answer a five correctly? You know who's
doing that right now?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Well, Dane is going all the way. He doesn't have to.
He just has to answer question five correct. We are
up to question number five. If he doesn't get this right,
he falls by the way side into the Because.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
We're at this part we've learned stuff about Dane. He
works in a nursery. He's in Cranbourne. He's heading home
from work.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
He's liberated some trees were just going off.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
These trees. Were they suffering? Were they Dane?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Well?

Speaker 8 (08:31):
Good condition?

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Would you like to buy it?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Would you how much? For what sort of tree is
a Dane? The little gum trees Dane.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
If they're in good conditions.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Turned into firebox?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Would you mind? Let's pretend this is a court of law.
If they're good trees, Dane, why did you need to
bring them home?

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Because they're in for too long?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Two or four months?

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Right? They don't want the supply doesn't want them now.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right, it's like a puppy farm.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
They're no longer cue.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
People buy gum trees Dane. They just seem to be.
We have a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, ay, dwarf one.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh well, you can get a dwarf gum tree.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I didn't know that you need to put a dwarf
Koala's in them.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I didn't know you get a dwarf. I thought you
just put a gum tree and a gross to about
eighty foot taur Oh no, no, yeah, right, it's fascinating.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I know exactly, Dane.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I know, Dane. The pressure is on for you. All right.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Here's question number five forget this right. Five hundred dollars
domain voucher for you. Here it is Dane for the
second year running, which Australian TV show was the most
streamed show in America. Uh yes, you've done a Dane.
You've gone all the way.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Congratulations to you, Dane. You demand you're the second person
the way by the way to go all the way.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
He's demand for domain.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
He's Deman man. Five hundred dollars about you at Toby
any Joy up to fifty percent of selected outdoor furniture, shop, lounges,
dining and more. Hurry for a limited time, Dane. Thank
you for being part of our show and carry on
about your tree business. Love the show's day.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Nice to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
You don't past five, We'll be back again, spy. If
you would like to sign up for the Fast five
by the way, say you're in Western Australia and you
got I want to be a part of this action.
You could get up a little bit earlier, but you
don't have to do that, Jonesidamanda dot com dot au
do a pretty sucky sort of email.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I don't even have to suck. You don't even have
to do that. You just join our gold club if
you do called. Remember if you do a bit of
a kiss, but we'll call you and say you do
you want to play.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
If you like, because I think meg or Digital Jenna
they deal with all that. So if you do a
bit of a kissy kissy email, there's a good chance
between you and me you'll get through.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
I think you're in with it anyway. Anyway, guess what's
coming up right my evening scroll? This is how I
spend my evenings, my eyelids bleeding because I can't go
to sleep. I scroll on my phone and you at
the benefits.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Okay, I look forward to that on Gold with the
Sheep of Gold, it's Jones Demanda's jam nation Ed Sheeran
for all accounts as going well.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I did very well in Perfin and now he's coming
to Sydney.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
He's got a bit of time between heading down to
Margaret River.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Had been my guess he'd be hanging out.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Kevin doesn't get in the sun with that complexion.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yes, well, that's why he gets the tattoos you see.
Are you to go and see when he comes to
ten am?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Indeed?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Are you boning up on your head?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I'll be standing on my feet.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
No, you're gonna listen to the album so you don't
look foolish.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
I'm along with the best of them.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Don't you worry look foolish? At night? I can see
your online status. You know that? And what do I
say to you?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
You say, go to sleep, But if I did, we
wouldn't have this.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It's time once again for Amanda's evening screw.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
These are a couple of the stories I've just found
in the last few days. What about this? In Japan,
there's a new kind of bar that's drawing attention for
flipping workplace culture on its head. The drinks are free,
but it's a bar specifically designed for people who considering
quitting their jobs. So people go there. They can winge,
they can moan, they can talk about their long working hours,
they can normalize striving for better work life balance. You

(12:15):
want to go, they're with a bunch of winges.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but you're getting free drinks.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Getting free drinks. Image of the person's working there going,
Oh my God, let me complain for again talking about
that guy whatever is. She can't remember his name.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
He's just too hunky.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Oh, she's never said that. What about this story when
male and female anglerfish mate? Now these anglerfish have you
seen these? These are the fish that live their microscopic
Are they really deep? But they're very, very deep in
the ocean, so there's no light.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
What about a fish with the light bulb.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
That's weird, isn't it advertising itself? Oh, the doctor's in.
But they've got those big, chomping jaws. They're terrifying looking,
but they're tiny. That's anglerfish. So because it's very half
of them to find each other in the deep deep waters.
When male and female anglerfish MA eight, they have to
take advantage of finding each other. They melt into each
other and share bodies forever. It's the male who goes

(13:07):
looking for love. And what they do is once the
male finds a suitable mate, he bites into her belly,
latches on until his body fuses with hers. Their skin
joins together. Listen to this lovely music behind This as
to their blood vessels allows the male to take all
the nutrients that to be right that he needs from
his host's blood. The two fish essentially become one. The

(13:31):
body parts that he doesn't need anymore. His eyes is fins,
some internal organs, they atrophy and they wither away, so
he's little more than a lump of flesh. Become one
from the female. They become one, so clingy, so clinging,
if it'd be nice at the beginning of the ways,
Well this is romantic about a week and you say,
come on, give.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Me some face.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
The scamp and mister scamp they're traveling around Australia as
he lost himself.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
At our place before they left, and.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
His disregarding is getting rid of all the organs he
doesn't need, including his reproductive organs. All right, how about
this one to round up with. This just happened recently
in a French hospital. He's the headline for you. The
hospital evacuated as a man found to have World War
One artillery shell in his rectum, an unexploded one. So
what happened on Saturday? A bomb disposal expert was called

(14:20):
in to a unit in to lose. He had a
lot to lose and discovered an eight inch long ordinance
while performing surgery. So he's a twenty four year old man.
He came to the hospital. This sentence appeals to me.
He had inserted the item into his backside, according to reports,
but it's unclear how he sourced the munitions or the
circumstances surrounding its insertion. But he didn't tell medical staff

(14:43):
what it was. He was in agony, he was admitted
to hospital, didn't say what it was. It's only during
surgery did the medics discover that the item he'd inserted
into his rectum was an unexploded ordinance dating back to
nineteen eighteen. It's an old date, near date. I've had
explosive bowel moments, but not that bad.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
It's quite the cash out. You got him, mate, and
did you have a helmet? Go to bed.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I will tune in again for another exciting edition of
Amanda's evening scroll.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Speaking of explosive married at first sight, An insertions, I
just thought that I'm not going to go back.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
You're not going to I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you say this because you're
going to watch it every night, and you cannot begin
by saying I wasn't going to go an AA meeting Brendan.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I wasn't going to talk about I wasn't going to
give it anything.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
You are two days in a row now, but there.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Was just one one like to run.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Past sniff of a whiskey.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's all it is. Okay, we'll talk about that next
on Gold Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free
iHeart app Gold.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
You're listening to Jonesy and Amanda across Australia. It's Wednesday,
the fourth of February. I said with marrative first side.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Please don't.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I wasn't going to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
You weren't going to have a drink and here you
are at AA.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's true. I've watched Married at First Sight since that
show first started. Fun fact, do you know who was
the person that got married a first aright on Channel Night?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Georgia Gardner.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Georgia Garden. She was the original voice other person for it.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Originally, originally it was it was a proper socio scientific experiment.
They really looked at people and thought if you went
by these metrics, could you find people who are compatible?
And the early relationships were quite successful. For along each
series has got more and more away from that.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeh, it's like social media.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
If it started off nice, if someone says, you know
what I can't stand. I can't stand someone who yells
at me. They don't have someone I love yelling, Let's
get them married or give them a radio show.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
So I was going to talk about it except.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Except herebr day two and you are again.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, you know, the show started so well, so far
the worst television kiss. Oh, don't do this ever. This
is between I've forgotten and David. But this is the
worst on screen kiss ever.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It is my absolute pleasure to announce you as husband
and wife.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
You mean, now kiss the brand hype. It was like
a dog in a shop. It was so bad. So
that's the worst television kiss ever. Now I give you
possibly the most irritating person in the world. And there's

(17:32):
an old saying you can judge someone about the company
they keep. There's this lady Jea and she's got her
gal pals, one of them, I'm presuming a gay guy
with the ultimate hype girls. Where are here? She make
everything smooth sailing? Yeah, he's bringing a vibe, bring the energy,

(17:52):
make her feel comfortable and is Gia happy to see them?
Her bridezill Art.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
It was good to you, guys, came, I'm not even lying?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Hey, can you guys just like pop five? Here we
go drama queen rain again? No, no, no, no, I'm not
that bitch. Honey.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I can't deal with it.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I don't want you in the limo. I'm done off.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Anyway, So is that a best friend? That's a best friend?
He took it.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Well, don't kick your best friend out of ten years?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
But did she think this is my first radio? Does
she think that this is the first bride dealer I've
ever had to deal with?

Speaker 6 (18:29):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Hello? Is she all right? Shut up?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Shut up?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Pleess like you're not Mariah Carey? Sit down?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
How can I help? How can I calm you down?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I'm on the pacing. I just need to shut it out.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Do you need a cheeseburger?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
No, I'm on a diet.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
On this your special day?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
No? What, I won't do what?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
No?

Speaker 6 (18:57):
What?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
So anyway, Jia on this show has met a guy
and she's married a guy.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
She's done the whole thing, but she's chosen not to
tell anyone that she has a child.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
This hasn't worked well in the past.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I would dare say, if you're going on a maraifast site,
you'd probably want to offer up that pretty soon in
the piece, not at the reception anyway. The uncle has
gone and spilled the beans. So Gia's uncle has had
a few drinks and he's gone and met Gea's mum
and dad.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
So what is what is Jea does? She's the house mom,
she's daughter. Okay, she's got a daughter.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Okay, so I got that wrong. That's the guy's parents.
So uncle's had a few drinks, fews of Dutch courage.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
And the parents are hearing, Oh my sons make someone
who's got a kid?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
So they've said to everyone that Jia is a disability
support worker?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Is she not?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, well, no, she's got a daughter. Or as gu
calls her, who the who told him? I had a kid?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
You'll watch it tonight, I know, don't.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
When you watch it, you believe it's a been fire
up about two or about week five, and then then
what happens? Then I find something else?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
You know, she set your head on fire.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I find something else.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
We're going to be catching up in the next half
hour or so with Cooper Lawrence. She is our entertainment
correspondent from the States. Savannah Guthrie is one of America's
most pre eminent TV hosts. She hosts The Today Show.
She was about to go and host the Winter Olympics
for her network. Her mother has been kidnapped in the

(20:41):
most extraordinary circumstances. This is a huge story and we'll
get the latter from Cooper.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's coming up on Gold.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast now, by the.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Miracle of recording.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Amanda, don't be an Amanda are two great names.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm not a chance the chemistry between them. But how much.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Realigned your own business?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
And shut your piehole? I wish you well with you girl,
Hello Amanda, Hello, how are you thought a ten faith today?
And go for a bit of a surf because you
know all the shark stuff lately, and the beaches are
open and everything, So.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
When do you decide you're safe to do it.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I just looked at the water that it doesn't look too Sharky's.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Shark looks shams, et cetera. Ye, it just looks shark
and that music.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I went to a spot that I usually go to
and it's crowded. It's always crowded, but today there was
no one there. I know.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Is that is that what we always go on about
your spider sense? It was there nothing that says to
you that's not a good time.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I thought it might be. And then I saw a
dude paddling out, and oh great, thank god, and he
looked happy to see me as well.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
And then he was waving madly, his legs not there.
And then he went back in.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
And then one of those old guys came out, you
know the guys the goose fat regret gave those old
guys that swim. He just swam past us, and I thought, well,
that's it's going to be happening. There's your bully.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
You know you're looking at you thinking the same thing.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Possibly possibly either though admiring me what that laughter was
that about.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
You were talking earlier about married at first sight and
about that woman being annoyed that one of her family
members blabbed she had a child. Oh yeah, right, that's
piqued my interest. Can we put that to the pub test?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Of course, I thought you were talking about the most
irritating person on TV was discovered last night. One of
geas her grooms woman bride.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Who was her friend part of the wedding party, yeah, Yeah,
highly irritating.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Incredibly irritating. Hello, hello, or did you like this one?
Shut up? Last an extra? So I would rather hear
Osha Ginsburg yelling at people on the mask scene.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Actually, you know what, I think I'd rather hear the.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Probably Okay, well let's say let's talk about that next
on the pub test. Let's do it, jam lated Gold.
You're listening to Jonesy Demander across Australia when there's big
issues to discuss, and I think on Wednesday it's okay
to go down to the Jonesy Demander arms for.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
The pub test.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Top test does not past the pup test Hub test
to test.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
The test doesn't pass the Stift test. Stop it. It's
not tipful because you insisted on it, and I don't
even know what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Well, you mentioned earlier about one of the are they
called contestants, one of the married something or.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Others in rides and grooms at the first sight, married.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
At first sight. She has a child and she's told
her family not to mention it.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, in her own words she said this, who the
whole told him I had a kid?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh that's right there. The uncle, the drunken uncle, blabbed
has gone up to the groom's mum and dad.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
So what is it?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
What is jeerer? Jeer does.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
The Housemm, she's daughter. Okay, she's got a daughter.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh got a daughter.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
See the thing is, I know this is just a
fanciful television shot, sure, but I find it interesting because
I know of someone that did this. She was having
a sort of a fling I guess with a guy,
but who knew where that was going to go, And
she didn't tell him that she had a four year old.
I think there might be two sides to this. He

(24:23):
doesn't until I get to know him, he doesn't need
to know all of this, or she doesn't need to
know all of this. But I think I would judge
someone a bit harshly if their child wasn't front and
center in their life enough for you to think, if
you want to know me, he's what you need to know.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
All that's a bit married on at the first sight.
Contestants on the bum before they're not mentioning the child then.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
But it makes no sense because you're allowed to have
an opinion about what you're going to be in a
relationship with someone who has a child. If you're not
up for that you should not be in that relationship.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, I think that.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
I know that this is supposed to be real life.
He's married at first sight couples, but it does it
does beg the question because people do this in real life,
and is that okay?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I will say this her mate, the bridesman, as he
describes himself. You know this guy sh sh he's at
the wedding table and he asks this question do you
have any children?

Speaker 4 (25:18):
To the groom fishing and what the grooms say?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
No, fascinating. If I was you g I'd be cutting
that guy loose.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Which one both of them?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
No, old mate bridesman, Well, how do.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
You feel about this? Let's let's phrase it this way,
because I think I think it's a big deal. It's
not about get to know me first, because you're allowed
to say I don't.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
But imagine you're the you're getting the vows and you said,
by the way, I've got a child just before it
all happens.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
What do you think? No, I think it's part of
your profile. When you're going on a show like this
or on a dating site, when you're meeting someone. One
of the first things I imagine you would say, I
have a child, because if that person isn't going to
be responsible to be a part of your life, then
you need to know that early on. The kids aren't toys.
It's like saying I've got a car.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, Well, as she says, I got a kid, I
got a kid.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
So let's phrase it like this, not mentioning you have
a child early on in the relationship. Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I say no.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Well, the longer you keep it secret, then you start
to get serious. So I agree, I don't think this
is the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. We'd love to hear from you.
That's coming up also, Cooper Lawrence, our New York correspondence,
will be joining us about this kidnapping that's coming up
on jam Nation. Jam Lisis It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation
across Australia on Gold.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
You may have been following this story, a very dramatic story.
Savannah Guthrie, co host of one of America's biggest morning programs. Today,
She's been making headlines for devastating reasons this week. The
bizarre disappearance of her eighty four year old mother, who's
reported missing from her home in Arizona after she failed
to turn up for church. These circumstances are quite terrifying.

(26:57):
From more, we're joined by US broadcaster Cooper Laura. She's
joining US Life from New York Peopa. Hello, Hi.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I usually like to talk to you about fun celebrities.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
This is such a really intense, very serious story and
it got very serious very quickly. So the timeline is
what's really interesting about this story. So she was taken
to dinner by her daughter, dropped off Saturday night around
nine pm, and then at two o'clock in the morning,
her pacemaker stopped sinking with her Apple watch, so that

(27:26):
was the first alarm that something was wrong. And then
Sunday mornings, she didn't show up for church, which she
always went to. It was very important to her. Faith
was very important to her, so that's what raised the alarm.
So when they broke into the house, when the cops
finally broke into the house and realized that she was gone,
they found her cell phone, her wallet, her car was there,
her keys were there, so that's where they got the

(27:49):
idea that she was taken rather than left on her own.
And because she left her phone but had her Apple
Watch on that's why her pacemaker stopped sinking.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
So now they have a real timeline.

Speaker 8 (28:00):
They know at two am is when she left that house,
and that's a very important time. There's also the La
Times is reporting that they that there was a break in,
that there was a forced entry, and they have found
blood in the house.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
So there's no implication that she's not of sound mind
and wandered off. That's not going to be the storyline here.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
No.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
In fact, it's very interesting because the sheriff in her
county who spoke on this initially, he said, I want
to be clear, she did not wander off. She is
sharp as attack and that she The fact that she
left her phone and wallet and all that was also
very alarming for them. So they're saying, though she is
actually missing and there they brought in the FBI, they
brought in a homicide team, they brought in dogs, they

(28:43):
tested DNA. I mean, they're really treating this like a
real crime scene investigation.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
What's her place like? Is you got like a well,
she hasn't fallen down a whale or anything that can happen.
They got into the backyard and fall into a well, lessie. Now,
no Lessie never fell into the will. Was Timmy the.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Lastly got them out of the well?

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah? True, true, But I'm not joking that could that
could be a thing that she could have fallen into.
If she's got a big property, she could have fallen
into something.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
And that's why they didn't call the cops until Sunday
afternoon because the family showed up.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
She has a very big property.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
And I don't think it's a well. There is a pool,
so they checked all of that. The problem is where
she lives is very remote and the nearest neighbor is
so far away that if she was screaming, nobody would
have ever heard her.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
To put her into context for Australians, she's a much
loved megastar, isn't she.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
Yeah, she's the television version of you. Basically, you know,
somebody that everybody knows and loves. They know about your life,
they know and you know a lot of the stories
that she does on the Today Show are about her family.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
So she just did a story recently about her relationship.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
With her mom and who her mom is in her
life and how her dad died when she was young
and the mom was like the mom and the dad
and so we really, we really got to know her
the same way people get to know you. So and
the Today Show is, you know, one of the biggest
television shows that we have.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
So she's she's big, big, We're would be careful.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
What if, like someone kidnaps me who's close to you?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
You know, easy, come easy, girl, That's what I said.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
They'd probably hand me back. They'd hand me back pretty.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Quick to record too irritating. You wouldn't make it across
the bridge in the car well.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
That is a fascinating story, Cooper. Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me coming up, not mentioning you
have a child early on in the relationship. Does it
pass the pub test? On gold gam Nation Gold, It's
Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. She's sure can whale? Can she Anastasia?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Can't she just Brandy?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
She can sing them?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I've heard you say that for twenty years. There's nothing
wrong with She's still wailing, still waiting the Japanese.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
And you're wailing about my about my DJ patter. You
know no one does this anymore.

Speaker 6 (30:54):
You know I.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Won awards for this stuff. Hello, it's Jonesy Demanda's jam
Nation of across australiaf you'd like to join us, by
the way, Jonesy demanded dot com dot AU. That's handy
today because Instagram is coming up later on, so we've
in a different time zone.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Yeah, you can register with us and we can give
you a call.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It's our second week of the show and everything seems
to be going okay.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Third now is this our third one?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think it's our third week of the show, and
when there are big issues to discuss, we go down
to the Jonesy demand of arms four.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
The pub test top test.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Does look past the pup test, hub Test, top Tests,
up Test subtest.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
The pub test doesn't pass the sniff test. Stop it.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
It's not helpful.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
This isn't like you to bring up married at first
site for the pub test. I've fallen into married at
first Site again. I know I'm addicted. I have a problem.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I live vicariously through you because I choose not to
watch it, and you said this year you weren't going
to but I know you've been.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Sucked back in. Okay, so married at first side. This
year's there's a lot of first the most disgusting kiss
ever on Australian TV. I go to a mango eat
in competition that was dreadful. The most irritating man on
Australian TV. No, No, this guy, Hello, Hello, what do

(32:18):
you want five minutes? Mate? Anyway, one of the brides
on the show has a child and someone let the
cat out of the bag.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
She didn't want to let the cat out of the bag.
She didn't want people to know, apparently.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And as she so maternally put it, who the whole
told him I had a kid, I'd be pointing the
finger at my drunken uncle Jeer.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
So what is he?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
What is jeer?

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Jeer?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Does the housemimou daughter?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Okay, she's got a daughter.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, so uncle's five beers deep.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
I'd be pointing the finger at the drunken uncle. And
also cesarean scarf as a giveaway.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
They're always a giveaway which you get those from? See?

Speaker 4 (33:02):
At what point are you going to discuss this? This
is a thing that I find interesting. And I know
this is a TV show and it's you know, supposed
real relationships, et cetera, But it does start a conversation.
If you're not going to admit to being a parent
a that's a red flag that the child's not front
and center for you. But I think you have the
right of going into this show to know if someone

(33:24):
you're matched with has a child, because it's okay to
say you're not up to that, and she should want
to know whether he's up for that.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
When this is different times When we were kids, my
parents said, don't come home with a single mother. That
was the that was the thing. That's how they the
prism of nineteen ninety I've been married since nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
There are lots of single parents around. But also you
are allowed to not want to parachute into somebody's life
and raise their children. That may be a wonderful thing
for you, but you're allowed to have the choice.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
But I'm looking from Geo's side of this at the moment,
because in a way, you're sort of.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Going on well at the older meredith first side.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Is not a natural thing.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
No, But she has filled out a million forms, she's
had a psyched test.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
But is it her job to tell the yes, it
is the groom.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
No, it's her job to put that in her information.
And if he hasn't been informed of that, that's probably
the producer's deliberate story.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, of course, Yeah, that's what we're talking about it.
That's why we're watching.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
I know.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
But I do think that that sets up a terrible
precint if people think, oh, that's what happens. I do
know someone who did that. She thought it'd be a
short term fling at some point, At what point, if
it becomes more serious, you say here's something I need
to tell you. I just think it's fraud. It's a
red flag if you're it's not important enough to you.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
And he or she has a right to know. If
you have a child, I think, what do you think
you we're putting this to the pub test today, not
saying early in a relationship that you have a child.
Does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
I'd say it's a big no. Got to mention the kids.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Do you want to relate to with somebody?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
How do you know if they want Keith or not.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
You're setting yourself up for fail.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
You should bring it up.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Seen, you know you should say that the other kid.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
I was twenty three years old.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
I'm a full time single dad and I get on
the tinder, I get on the day and app I
cut it forward and just say I've got a kid.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Love No, I think it depends better. Is it not
negotiable on your list? For me, it's a not negotiable
no children, and so no, it doesn't pass the pub
test for me.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well, I'm with Jonesy firstly that I've been dragged into
marriagive first side again.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
But I'm with Amanda. Is having a child or is
a kid as you referred to it should be front
and center, So not mentioning it definitely doesn't pass the
public No, upfront and honest.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Your children are your life.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
You know that's coming with you into the relationship.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
It opened to my daughter and she was upfront and honest.
So upfront and honest, you're ketching a priority.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
You should be telling guys that you're serious about that
you've got a kid.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
But if you're the puble looking for a one nine stand,
I don't think you need you.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
That's interesting because what happens if you have a one
night stand and it ends up I'll just still be
a two nights stand. Look what I'll see him from
a month and night? What if you end up having
a long term relationship? This is stuff OF's moved. At
what point do you confess this is what you say?
He's a packet of chips. Mate, I'm sit in the
car for a bit so that to the kid.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, I'm not saying it to the person, you idiot.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I want my kid to school. Do you mind sitting
in the back of the car with a packet of chips?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
What is old? May think? Shut up.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
With him?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I'm with him.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Have to be so pate. I know you're going to
talk about this show again tomorrow and you're going to
say dragged back in.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's an addiction.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Okay, you can do something about that.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I've got to get help coming up. We've got Instagram.
It's on its way also thanks to you and tin
Hat Tuesday Conspiracy Theories.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Wasn't it great?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
There's a bit of feedback that we have to go through.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
We'll have that for you next on Gold you're listening
to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, so men a request for them to do it again?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Should lay off the moonshine, man, it's so weak.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
You bring a lot of strange stuff to this show.
You brought us drinking each other's blood to the show.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Well, that was a trend that one other couple were doing.
Remember the couple in the States was Megan Fox. It
was a machine gun, Kelly. We were doing TikTok Tucker,
and I thought, well, maybe this is on trend.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That was jim Y Rice's first week working with us,
and he had to get an induction.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
And the amount of paperwork that lawyers insisted we sign
for that was incredible. Blood tests, the whole thing. I
had to wear, all these like prevpev Yeah in case
one of us spurted an artery, very odd and how much.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Is spurting in the studio. The other thing that you
brought to the table yesterday, oh.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Was tin hat Tuesday conspiracy theory.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
There was no consultation before this happened.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I'm not necessarily I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I'd
read one where apparently our gravity was at August twelve,
gravity was going to stop for seven seconds and millions
of people would be injured because we'd all fall from
great heights.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
It's not going to happen.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Masa has said, it's not.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
No, don't go Joe Reagan on this making stuff up
because people believe that you're in need.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
How many people listen to Joe Ragango?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Are you that's reasonable? I'm just saying the Earth can't
the Earth stops spinning. It's spinning at seventeen hundred kilometers
per hour.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Brendan.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
So you think about when you're driving in your car
with your handbag and you jam the brakes.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
On and I'm going to attach myself with ockey straps
to this chair. Don't read anything into it.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Right, So Tin Hat Tuesday, thank you for that, because
we are all sorts of conspiracy theories.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
I have always believed that Lady Die is still alive
and is in a nursing home somewhere in France. My
biggest conspiracy theory is there's not three hundred and sixty
five days in England.

Speaker 8 (38:42):
I was obsessed with Michael Jackson as a child, and
I genuinely believe that transition of Look, that's not the
real Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
We cut out.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
The one Israels running America.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
We got that one, really So anyway, there seems to
be our internet site crashed with the amount of response
had on this.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
People put their tin hats on and send us a
lot of a lot of people getting there oki straps
out to tie themselves to heavy anvils.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Off the day. I'm just going to read the comments
and you can just digest them. How about that all right?
Instagram is coming up as well as how if you'd
like to be a part of a Jonesydemander dot com
dot Au. It's jam nation on gold Gold Hello, it's
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(39:29):
Amanda brought this to the table tin Hat Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Do you believe in that the world is flat? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
This is where you're out out there, conspiracy theory. I
just worry there's so much misinformation out there right now.
As a responsible broadcaster, I used to lead into this
sort of stuff, but I feel now that possibly we
need to be the voice of reason.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Having said that, we thought so many things were conspiracy theories,
and there was a big pedophiling at the top of
American power that took in politics, that took in music,
that took in all those and the royals. You know what,
it's true.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It's true.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
It's true, So please share your pissy little conspiracy theory.
It will never add up to that.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
We had lots of cause. My favorite one yesterday was this.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
I have always believed that Lady die is still alive
and is in a nursing home somewhere in front.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
He seemed to think that she was medicated and they're
not under her.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Own lady, let's just unpack this. Opulents are hot and
cold running. Private choice chooses to go into a nursing home.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
He said that they tried to kill her. She didn't die,
so they took her from the site and shoved into
nursing home and she's there against you, they tried to
kill her. They Why am I answering to this? I
don't know anyway. I'm not the defender of inspiracy.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Do you know if you put a conspiracy theory on
the internet, you know what happens? What people go O G.
These are the Gullibles not in the dictionary.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
So these are some of the ones that we've got
christ from our socials.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yes, the world is flat. Okay, here's another one. Here
was the first landing on the moon? Really the first landing.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
On the moon. Mister Squiggle got there first, right.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Okay, So they landed on the moon and then someone
mucked it up. It's like that time when you're in
beyond two thousand.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
You had a parachute jump I've jumped out of a
plane and the cameraman said I didn't quite get the landing. Yep,
so I had to do it again.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Was that cameraman your husband?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
The biggest wedgye the front wedgie of all time?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
The recent spate of shark attacks is being caused by wokeness?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Okay, what else?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I can't read that one Telstra's signal towers were spreading
COVID nineteen. Oh yeah, that's an old one. Jeffrey Epstein
is still alive.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
He's our tenth caller through. This one's kind of lengthy.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Imagine if Jeffrey Epstein, Well, Jeff, are there any questions?
If you look back? Had the technology in the sixties?
AM radio ran by valves? Black and white TV also
ran by valves. The best car makers in the world
ran by valves. Better cars, but some than some, but
nothing like the technology of fifty plus years later.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
I find it very hard to believe believe what I
don't know. That's where you just fits. Isn't a bivalve
muscle or oyster? Yeah? But is this guy with the
valve people or against the valve? Is he liking big
valve or not?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
That would be an Avaloni. That's a big bivalve. The
ci IS created the term conspiracy theory to distract us
all from what they're really doing. Probably true, and this
one married a first sight. Contestants go on the show
for love. Really shut up? Thank you. I think that's
the end of that. Let's just have responsible broadcasting from now,

(42:53):
don't you think.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Well, speaking of love and relationships, what about love when
one of you is in the afterlife? An intriguing story
I'll share with your.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Next Instagram coming up as well. Two thousand dollars on
the ship.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
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Amanda on our social follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Gold It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia. You can
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Jonesy Demanda, Twitter x Jonesy Demanda or your emails jones
Demanda dot com dot au. Good afternoon to you.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Well we're talking about romance of sorts. I guess we
married at first sight, but what about this This is
a woman who married a Victorian ghosts and I don't
mean from the state of Victoria, I mean from the
Victorian offer the Golden Days, Ye olden Days. This is
a quote from her. Our relationship has always been turbulent
from the beginning, with the stark contrast contrast of him
being threatening and possessive.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
And pretty massago back in the Victorian era.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
She said, I slowly began to tire of being married
to a free spirit because all the movies show how
sex it would be to have a relationship with someone,
even if it's a spirit that's completely obsessed.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Kat and Leopold is that that? And he was a
ghost but he was in the wrong time, City of Angels.
He was a ghost. Yeah, he's an angel? Yeah? And
then not from Daryl and is he hello? Daryl?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Was he?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
And then she died? And then Siler thirty years ago?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Maybe she's running a pushbike down the road or happy
because he's come to the life and she's got her
hands off like some sort of e bike esha, and
she goes straight in on a semi trailer.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
So would he go back to be an angel? He'd
got a few dodged a bullets there, we didn't have
to spend eternity together. Well, what's happened to here?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
This woman who's I'm not bumping myself off, you huff.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
This woman is now getting a divorce. She is forty
years old from Oxfordshire. She said their marriage began to
fall apart because he became increasingly hostile towards her. And
what this is, what else is happening? He can probably
this is the thing he could flirt with anyone. She
claims he had an affair with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe.

(44:51):
You know how she knew, well, he first become obsessed
with the late actress when he allegedly saw Marilyn Monroe
in the chapel on the day of their wedding. So
she's marrying his Victorian ghost and on that day he
sees the ghost of Marilyn Monroe. This marriage was doomed.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
So she's in a chapel by herself.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yes, she's not going to put flower on the floor
and see if there's footprints. Before long, he began disappearing
for days on end, and then he'd reappear smelling of
Chanelle number five, Monroe's signature perfume.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Right, it's like, you know, it's like the ghost of
Missus Mule, that old show when we were kids.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
He wore an our gold jumper in the other.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
One just pop up on you're in the shower.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
No, he never looked in the shower. If you could,
if you could have it off, will flirt with anyone
in the afterlife? Who would it be?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Who's sexy and dead?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
That's the name of my new dating show, Sexy.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
There's not really any Amy?

Speaker 6 (45:45):
What too?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Oh my goodness, Amy White House way, you know, I reckon?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
You need to go further back. Look at our outlander
from the sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
That period of time.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
What about this Alexander the Great? Apparently I'd like him
to probably have better hygiene and access to toilets and showers,
but he apparently was incredibly.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Wo'd be good for both of us as well, because
he used to you know, I all did. He used
to bat both ends.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
So if he came he came home a similiar Chanel
number five.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
So which of us is angry? I can't tell see
the links or number. That's how you tell. Instagram is here.
We have two thousand dollars. We've got to give this
a way. It's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Please give us a call.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold Jam Nation Gold
with pink. You're listening to Jonesy and Amanda across his trailer.
What does that make golden pink gold better than golden brown?
Oh no, it's a great song. Hello, it's jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
If that's money, extra cash Jonesy and amandas.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
There we are ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.
You could pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time permits. You get
all the questions right, Happy days, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Matthew is in ring East. Hello, Matthew, Amanda, how are
you going? We are well.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Are you competitive with Ringwood North? Very much so?

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Yeah, rivals.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
And let's see if you can bring this home today
Ringwood East.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
It's sort of bleeding into Bayswater there isn't it as well?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Just about just about because this is where Amanda she
grew up in Carlingford in Sydney. And now her mother
used to say Beecroft is a posha subject.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
So mom never said that, that was just implied Beecroft.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Is a better is bays water more expensive than Ringwood East.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
Certainly not.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Words, Matthew.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Matthew, we'll just drop that grenade and leave it to mac.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
We have ten questions, we have sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, okay, Matthew,
we like the cut of your jib. Here we go.
He comes. Question number one? What number comes after? Three?

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Four?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Question two? What's the main fruit in apple juice?

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Apples?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Question three? Which horoscope sign is represented by a fish?
Question four? In which state is the Margaret River located.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Western Australia?

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Question five? How many players are there in a soccer team? Eleven?
Question six? What language is spoken in Brazil?

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Brazilian? Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Bugger?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Next week?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Portuguese?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Portuguese, Portuguese regarda for nothing.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Okay, the only word I know in Portuguese, Matthew, Matthew,
you can say, oh, Bregada to Ringwood North anytime you're
like when you.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Sticking it to Baste, Matthew, you're doing so well, You're
on a path, and I could feel that you were going.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
To do it.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
We were heading then Russian, but we didn't quite get that.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
No, I'm sorry, Matthew, thank you for have a good
remainder of the week. Matt It's only Wednesday, okay, so
don't have a good remainder, have a good humpter. Thank
you for joining us, Matthew. How about that? It's better
coming up?

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Well, I've got a story coming up next. It's a
restaurant review from a woman who had to eat well ironically,
some humble pie.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Okay, I'll look forward to that. On Gold, Jam Jam
Nation Gold, it's Jonesy Demander across Australia Jam Nation. Is
it Jackie Barnes's birthday today? Jimmy and Jane's son.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
I just saw a photo on Jimmy's instant. It's Jackie's
Birthday's forty nod is forty forty Julie.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
At what point did they say we're going to give
you a drum kit for your birthday? When did that happen?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
When they got some headphones? Oh, this is Jimmy's probably death.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
He's singing happy birthday. Imagine Jimmy singing happy birthday to you?
Is when you may know?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Can I borrow the headphones? Good on?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You made happy fortieth It's a good age. Forty much
to discuss.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Let's look at this story I've seen of a woman
who has posted a restaurant review and has had to
retract it. Is this woman, you no, do you know
what a tamale is? They're in American movies, all them.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
I have some.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Tamali is a sort of a Latin American dish. It's
there's meat, cheeses, fruits, chili is whatever wrapped in a
corn husk, maybe a banana leaf, but in this case,
a corn husk.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
And it's actually a husk thing that goes outside the corn.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
So this woman, do you eat the husk?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Well, this woman has released has released a she's gone
viral for this because her restaurant review said, absolutely awful tomaly.
It was chewy, stringy. I couldn't even bite through it.
And thank you for ruining this. You knew where I
was going with this. We've discussed this since one o'clock

(50:47):
this afternoon, and you've still cocked it up. Anyway. And
then she said, oh, I'm sorry, I've just been told
I'm not supposed to eat the corn husk. Who eats
a corn husk?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Well, I didn't know what a tomali was.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Sorry, Yeah, And she said, I've just changed. It's changed
the whole experience. It's the most delicious thing I've ever had. Sorry,
everybody wanted to take.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
It out of the heart.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yeah, which is what you do.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
It's okay, the bit wasn't It's like you wearing a.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Shoe box without taking the shoes out.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Imagin It's like eating a crab and not shelling the crab.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Yes, a friend of mine is Russian. She should slow down,
but she said when she her mom first came to Australia,
she looked at a banana and just bit into the
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Unless you're told to take the skin off, you wouldn't know. Well,
you know when they when.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
They discovered different food foods around the world.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
What about the foods? The foods? Because you've scared me.
Now you're doing that.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Look it likes the Walter Raleigh. He discovered potatoes. Yeah,
and he came back with them statoes. They didn't know
what to do with them.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
I threw them at each other.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
They made houses out of it, and then someone houses
out of potatoes. I'm quoting black Adder, but that's where
I get all my history from.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Well. I love when people go out of their way
to post responses, for example, on recipes to review a recipe,
and they've also stuffed it up. What about this one?
We used pepsi, so I'm not sure if it was that,
but it was a bit too sweet. I think we
should use regular soy sauce. And someone and the person
whose recipe says, there isn't any coc or pepsi in

(52:13):
this recipe. It's supposed to use soy sauce. Someone has
said to Nagi on recipe to eats, can I do
this with that egg? And she said it's an egg
based dish, so no, don't bother this one. This cake
part of the recipe is quite easy to put together,
but the avocado added nothing to it. The icing was
too runny, wouldn't set. I put it in the fridge.

(52:35):
The top of the sponge slid sideways, not what I
needed when my guests were about to arrive. And it
also tasted weird. And the recipe creator underneath said, there's
no avocado in this recipe. It's a cake.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
What are you putting avocato about this one?

Speaker 4 (52:51):
This one was so bad. My two month old infant
had some and immediately began throwing up. It was so
horrible she needed to be rushed to the ear. Thanks
for that. And the answer to this is why are
you feeding your two month old pickled onions? And then
finally this one. I've never made fudge before and this
didn't work at all. How could you write a fudge

(53:13):
recipe and mention the soft ball phase and the fudge
needs to have a critical temperature blah blah blah. I
boiled nine mine for five minutes. The fudge had a
horrible grainy consistency. The response, Hello, Shane, this is a
recipe for teriarchy sauce, not fudge. I don't have a
fudge recipe anywhere on my site.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Friday yet that's enough.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
I no, Brendan, you don't eat the corn huskers. I
told you at one o'clock today. Time we go home.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
If you want to catch up at today's show, head
to Jonesidemanded dot com donau in case you've missed anything.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Oh, you've missed a lot.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Brandon yourself.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Tomorrow, Friday, Junior or Thursday.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
As the kids say, we'll see good day to you.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demander podcast. Download the
free iheard half.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Now let's skip the hell out of here.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Damn jam Nas