March 4, 2026 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
To Jonesy and Amanda show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do a mad Amanda
mad Madamanda jones and the virile Jonesy.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
But heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Stay in school and learned school.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget shot up?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
What's next for Radio's golden couple? O?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Well, I was going to get a bubble tea. Maybe
that's good in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't think that story was about us.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And or where the radio's golden couple.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, one of the surviving couples big news when we
came off their last night at six o'clock was at
the Colin Jackie Oh Show is no more. We share
radio premises with them, we're part of the same radio
network are They are on KISSFM, obviously, but we know them.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We know all that know them for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And know all their producers. I feel for them too
as to what happens here, you know, I always imagined
if they were going to finish up. They'd hold hands
like their filmer and lawyees and go clift together. I
didn't picture gunfight at the OK Corral. It's like everyone's
in a bit of shock that mum and dad are
getting a divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I take no joy in this information.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, absolutely not. This was the You've probably heard this.
It was on the news just behind the Iran War
last night. This is you've probably seen this everywhere that
Jackie has given a notice she can't continue to work
with mister Kyle Sandaland's. This was the press release, so
the show is no more. Mister Sandaland's behavior during the
show on Friday, the twentieth of February is an act
(01:48):
of serious misconduct which is in breach of Aarns Services agreement,
and so Kyle, mister Sandalan's has been given fourteen days
to remedy the breach or his contract is null and void.
I don't know what that means based the remedy of
the breach. A Mere Copper, that's his new coastar, Mere Copper.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm not sure Mere Copper. In the morning, it's like
when all.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The notes broke up. You know, you want to think
that the duos that you know and love, they're duos,
that's what they are.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Lucky. We have never fought lucky Brandon, you and I
we have thought we are indivisible.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We have fought underwater.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's not going to be.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Bred brand I know you think.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Do you think I am being unrealistic and being a Winders? Okay,
I'll do it. I won't talk to you.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You have no empathy for anyone but yourself too.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Was something wrong with your oxygen that day?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sadly you gave me too much of it. You're trying
to stand on the pipe.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's our only fight ever, that's our only fight. E.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, we're still here.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We're still here. It's like.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's past three, but we're still here.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Last people standing.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, let's see how we go because TikTok, Tucker.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yep, I'm hungry too. I forget the bubble tea. I
want something else.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know how you're going to feel about today's
but it's an actual recipe from I think it might
be the fifties or sixties. We're going to give it
a go.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, fast five is here, Why don't you play?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's like bubble Tea thirteen fifty five twenty two bubble
Tea for the brain.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Some might call it no one falls at that they do.
Everyone fight? That's true. You ask billiation what do they
call it? You are my right?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Billy told you jam Nation Jonesy Demander's jam Nation on
gold just a bit of a Jonesy demand of health check.
Apropos of Kyl and Jacko's situation. Have you ever seen
the end of the road while you're traveling with me?
What is there something I can do? Is there something
that you know? Because the men don't see what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Often this is the way this is. See this is
you've asked me a question. You're talking over me, Brandon.
This is what happens is the woman has been saying
things for a long time. I don't know if this
is the case in Khan Jackie. Oh, but the man
says this.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Came out of nowhen yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're not
going to like fail out or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Are what's the time?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No, of course, not the time to do it, because
you'll get no traction whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I know, while I'm here for the long haul, I'm
here for the fast five.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Of course, you are, and it's happening now.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Fast the Street of Light, Jonesy and demandas five.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No one's asked us if we're in for the long haul,
but we are.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, we've been doing this for a long time since
what two thousand.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And five, No wonder we're tired.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The very very.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Genesis of us was nineteen ninety nine. That's when I
how when I looked balloons they were I filled in
with with you when Andrew Dentem was sick and I
knew it would be a great radio show.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And I'm just just kissing. But because I'm worried about
you know, the axe is still sharp. I'm genuine about that. Okay, Okay,
Dame one is in Burrow.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hello, Damon, how are you hi?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You certainly are all long hald We are well, we're right,
or you don't sound like you're thrilled about it, but
we are, Damon.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I've been listening to you some WSFND.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That was us in another lifetime two years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Thank you, Damon.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's history man.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Question number one for you and if you get question
five right, you get a two hundred fifty dollars visa
gift card. Question one what's the largest reef system in
the world.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Oh, great barrier.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's right. The question actually goes on to say, located
off the coast of Queensland. If I'd make it a
little bit harder for you, but you've got it right.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Anyway, Let's play what's on the box?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll turn the box on? Damon? What TV show has
this theme? What did you say? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Game of thrown?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Game of Thrones now without Andrew mount Batton windsor do you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't mind me calling you demo?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Damon?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Go ahead? You know, hey, just quick? You know you
know my mother my yeah, my brother used to play
soccer with Morgan.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh, my oldest son. I lie, I know, she's lovely.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Brother's name is Bronwin.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
No, Christian yeah, Christian, Yeah, it's Christian Zannas what a
great chick.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Brendan has said before that when he coached the soccer team,
I coached that side. All you did was talk about
let's put things in the ball bag and all of
the kids are going, oh, grow up, mister Jones.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, what happened?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I coached the soccer side the Georgia's River Tigers under
what were you was under? Fourteen's, I think because nobody
was no one else would do it, and these kids,
they were the fourteen d's, So let me just say
that they weren't the best sporting examples of the world.
Damon's brother was quite good, and I would teach them
how to play soccer, which I didn't understand.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Wasn't there a whole coaching event where all you did
was try and get a bicycle out of it?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Well, I said to the boys, I said, there was
a bicycle someone throwing a push bike into the tree,
and they seem fascinating, And boys, we can run around
the oval, or we can get the bicycle out of
the tree.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And then we spent the afternoon getting the bicycle out
of the tree.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Damon, let's go to question number three. This is moultiple choice.
How can you tell the age of a horse the
length of its tail, the size of its hoofs or
the lines on its teeth.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Are the hoops?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Sorry, Damon, there it is question three of the fast five.
If you'd like to play along, why not call us thirteen.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
How can you tell the age of a horse, the
length of its tail, the size of a toombs.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well that one's gone, or the lines on its teeth?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Call us thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Stop Fasculus, Thing Fashion.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
The Street of Light, Jonesy and demanders.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Five five presents.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Can you go all the way and answer all five
questions correctly? We are up to question number three.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's going to Sonya, Hello, Sonya, Hello, Hello. We're talking
about the age of a horse. How can you tell
how older horses by the length of its tail or
by the lines of its teeth?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
I believe it's the teeth.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, that's how you age the Osmonds Well.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
That was the saying don't look a gift horse in
the mouth, because you would. Someone would present you a
horse and you'd open into God and you go, well,
this is a bit old.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mister Ed was surprisingly youthful.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
How many old references can Amanda make?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Now?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
How many James Bond films did Daniel Craig star in?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Sonya?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Oh, he's not my favorite?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Wand no, come on, who's your favor?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Oh, my favor is probably pierced.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
A sleeper, Ryan, Ryan, No, we are once you gone.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
She didn't say she didn't know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Ryan, Sam? Hello Sam, James Bond Films. Did Daniel Craig
star in.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Four?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, You're close.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Dave has joined us?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hello Dave. How many? It's more than four, less than
one hundred.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
It's got to be the number after four.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's got to be five, number five, Royal Quantum of Solace,
sky Face, sky sky Fall. Sorry, I was looking at
sky Face, Specter and no time today. I think I've
seen half of one of them.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
We've interviewed him twice and we always had great chat.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
His eyes look strang, the one he comes out of
the water. That was the first one.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We had no problem with sky Face.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
There.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
There's question five for you, David, And can you name
one football team playing tomorrow? Now that we're Nashville, we
do every code in this country.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It can't be your son's under fourteen.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Not the George Rivers Tiger is not coached by me anymore.
One football team.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Not my favorite at all, But I've got to go
to parent matter Para Matta. That's right. They're taking on
Storm and Cartlan Sydney AFL.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And yeah, I'm going for Carlton, are you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Your mother is a die hard Sydney Swan support she is.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
But because the old man he used to play for
South Melbourne in the reserve, he ground.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
How come you don't?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I just always like Carlton.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
When I was a kid, you know, when I went
to a football game at the MCG I remember it
very well. My uncle took me along and it was
Carlton versus Hawthorne and I got a picture of Alex
Chezelinko character Yes, it's Character Tours and I had it
and I was at the front and Lee Matthews, who
was playing for the Awthorne the Hawks, he was there
(11:02):
and I just gave him the picture.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I was just you know, didn't you know I'm from Sydney.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm just here, you go sign.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Well he looked at me as if I was, you know,
taking the mickey out of him, and he just signed it.
So he signed Lee Matthews over Alex Jaselenko's head.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Have you still got it?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I think it's in my roof space somewhere.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well you've kept it close.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Congratulations to you, Dave. You've won the jam Pack A
two hundred and fifty dollars visa gift card.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Congratulations Dave, thanks so much. Thank you, Rian Well Tiptop, Tucker, Ryan,
and Brendan Jonesy Jones, You're going to be enjoying this.
It's from a very old Australian cookbook and it's a
recipe that could be the best of days or the
worst of days.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah me, jam Nations Gold. It's jonesy Amanda driving you
home for jam Nation.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
I apologize for the audio quality, but we're in our
kitchen here at the radio station for.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
This six times. Stop working with slow your anker slatt
you go.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah, this is where we make flude from TikTok and
eat a gym.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I rye. You're back at the mothership? Is everything okay? Yes?
What do you mean? Yes? It doesn't sound Does it
sound good? Yeah? No.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't want to interrupt, but we need to get
on with this recipe. I I'll burn the place down
because I've got a saucepan on the hot place. Okay, sure,
this is a recipe. I follow a guy called Toby
Wilson who makes recipes from old Australian cookbooks. Do you
know the town of Hand or the town of Harndorf
in in Western Australia. It was founded in the eighteen hundreds.
(12:32):
A cookbook has gone back and looked at the old
oldie day recipes from around them. This is a recipe
from old harndorfh and it's called beer soup Ruddia in Brendon.
With opening two bottles of two years old.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Matter of fact, I got it now, just open it.
Hold my mic.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You can't even open a twisty. There we go. That's one.
I don't take a slug, thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's warm.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
So here I am. I'm putting the both them. Please.
I put two beers into this saucepan on another slug.
That's nice. And what I add to this this is
going to be an too much unusual concoction. To that,
I add some sugar. No, sorry, don't I add lemon,
(13:20):
So a squeeze of lemon. So into the beer goes
a squeeze of lemon, and weirdly some cinnamon, which is
what I'm doing. Measure with your horror. So well, that's
cooking there, that's cooking away. And what I have to
do now in another little pot over here, yes I'm multitasking.
Is I have an egg yolk. Do want me to
(13:41):
separate the eggs? You know, I'm bad at this egg yolk?
Which bits that?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Okay, so we want the yellow bit, don't we?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know you're making this, but it's a yolk that.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Means the yellow bit. You This is how you do it.
This is how you do it. And getting the egg yolk,
all the monkey bits come up, that goes in there.
What happens now? So all that beer is going to
fall over to to the egg yolk. I add all
this milk, no, and the milk lid. I add all
this check it in. You're panicking me, now, why are
(14:11):
you panic? I'm adding the milk, and as well as that,
I add some sugar. Yep, this half oh you know
how many is that? Couple of tablespoons of sugar and
and a thing of salt? O little can you take
the lid off the so and then we whisk with
s wuist, okay, give it, give it some salt.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You whisk. There's enough salt in air.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's a sound of my knuckles. Unfortunately, so squist with
swis swiss.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So going back.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Don't panic me. This beer to a simmer. We're still
on their tell me when that's the simmer and then
I've got all this that has to do this? Are
you hearing interference? I'm standing next to the microwave. What
it's doing to my very old ovaries. I'm cooking those
next week, okay and giving them away to the tempol through. Okay.
(15:03):
So do you think that's simmering now or not? It
looks simmered simid enough. I hate this beer soup not
to be authentic, right, okay? So now what I do, yep?
Is I pour all of this in missed a little
bit there? Sure, I pour it all in whisk, whisk, whisk.
We heat this through.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
How long do we cook this for?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, it's not so much cook We whisk it and
heat it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And then what do we do with it afterwards?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
We drink it?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You feel I thought you said we drink it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We drink it?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, Okay, So we let that boil?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, no, it just simmers and so well you know
it does its thing.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Okay, Well, how about we go back to the studio
while that boils away.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And then we'll be drinking our beer soup from old
harmed or.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
On gold joy and stuff working we slow your make is.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Slat make you go, Yeah, we made TikTok food and
eat it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Today we're having.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well, this is a recipe that's from old Harndorf days.
This is eighteen hundreds in South Australia, and handoff. It's
beer soup. It is beer soup. So what we've done.
We've got beer, we've got lemon, cinnamon, milk, egg yolk,
sugar and salt. And it's all been sort of just
whisking away there or you know what's it called simmering.
(16:23):
Now you're whisking it says to give it a whisk,
whiskey business, to give it a whisk. And now we're
going to serve it up. And Brian or Ryan Ryan
without a bee he's looking for you.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Looks awful and it smells just as well.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
At the beginning it smelled just like the night after
someone's had a lot to drink, whereas now it doesn't
smell so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
There's one one of the younger people that work with us, well,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
E paid wait for me to solidify and hand it over,
give me half an hour.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
So one of the younger people said it sounded like
the year twelve rite of passage.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
The fridge to fridge. Ah yeah, ah it looks like
me so soup.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It does actually me so horrified.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It smells dread when I.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Say three, we're going to sip this this that you've
got a spoon, got a bowl. This is beer soup
from the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Here here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yayye ah, Oh, Brendan, don't be a puss.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ah that is ah.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It just tastes like yeast. Ah that's fair, and you
like beer. I don't mind it. I wouldn't drink it.
Look at you two big.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Woozies, bully us man.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
It hits the front of your tongue and is sweet,
and then the beer bit gets the rest of your
tongue and then it's just yeast. That's a good. If
that doesn't sell it, I don't know what will.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Don't bother that is foul, sick, suck, make a slap,
gone and make you go yack.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Now about
the miracle of recording and Amanda your great knees.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I'm not a scatters the chemistry between them, but how
much of that?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Mind your own business and shut your piehole.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
I wish you were with your Joe.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Are you playing with chewing gum?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It does look like that. This is very addictive. It
is blue tack. It was on the wall maybe a
little over a week ago, and I've just been every
day in here. I play with it, and then I
think I'm not.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
Going to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Tom sitting on the wall.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It was, Yeah, it was holding something up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Guidelines.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, they're all gone. So every day I'm going to
play with it. And every day I come in here
and I can't help it. It does look like I'm
playing with chewing gum. The girl next door to me
when we grew up, Carol, she used to remember the
big Charlie, big long chewing gum. You God, no wonder,
we've got jaws of steel. We used to chomp on
that stuff. She used to chew it, stick it in
the roof of the freezer overnight and next day go again.
(18:59):
At last about a week.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Didn't you for Christmas one year get a ping pong
ball in a jar?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Nod on it. That was a family joke and I
was probably two. I did get one for my twenty
first because you're.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Going an app for that these days, ping pong ball
in the jar app But this.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Is very satisfying to try it. It's quite soothing.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is there enough to go around? What do you want
to take down?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
The other workplace health and safety signs around the building.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
It's like an old school executive toy. Well coming up next.
No one likes to talk about it, but dogs do
it and things happen to it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, dog pooh.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
We'll put on some midnight oil and we'll come back
on gold. Jamsis gold, it's Josey demand, that's jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Driving you home Wednesday, the fourth of March.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Hell of a year?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
A year?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
How are you going doing well?
Speaker 7 (19:49):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I take my dog earning responsibilities seriously. If I take
the dog out for a walk, I've always got a lead,
even though she walks probably better without the lead, but
I put her on the lead most of the time.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
There's something sweet about you walking with your dog. You
walk along and she just is right to your heel.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You know what happens now these days that she's older,
We often just do a sniff walk in that it's
not exercise, it's just taking in the smells. We both
do the sniff walk. It's a little amble just to
get out of the house and get some fresh air.
But anyway, she's on the lead, and I take poo
bags if I can, and I mean I always do,
and hopefully I've got enough, but it's fraught if you don't.
(20:29):
But this is what happened the other day I went.
I was walking through the dog park and there was
a giant, steaming sorry dog leavings, yeah, covered in flies,
so relatively fresh, and it's just massive. And I looked
around and in the corener of the park was a
(20:49):
TV crew. I thought, am I being set up here?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Do you think it's like Cannid camera?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
That's what I wondered, front, that's what I said. And
then I looked over the other side of the park
and on the bench was a man whose dog was
wandering around because you can, dogs can be off the lead.
A man sitting down with a broken leg with his
crutches beside the bench, and I thought, is this part
of the steam that supposedly his dog maybe has done
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this poo and people are looking to see who will
pick it up, what the community's spirit is around it.
I didn't pick it up. Oh look at your face?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Was risky, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
There's nothing worse than picking up what you think is
your own dog poo and it's through the plastic bag,
it's relatively cold, and you think that's not mine. But
this one was afreshy, But it wasn't my dog fresh
spat it back into the bucket. But what do you
think the etiquette would bees I walked straight past.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, okay, I would have picked it up for the
sake of the crew.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
But I don't know if they were had any to
do with it. Yeah, but nonetheless, I didn't want to
run the risk of it. Remember in COVID, Remember we
were all taught pick up litter, pick up litter, and
then during COVID, no one was going to pick up
someone else's litter, someone else's tissues. We just didn't do that.
I don't think you should pick up someone else's dog pooh,
do you.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, it doesn't happen to me. I don't have a dog.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Did you pick up your own? Not your own pooh,
but your own when you did have a dog. We're
only good with that in the old days. Remember when
we grew up, there was no one. I didn't have
a dog, but the neighborhood dogs. No one had to lead.
No one walked their dogs, No one ever picked up
poo that is free range everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I remember I was down the South coast with my mother,
who's not the biggest dog fan in the world, and
there was the local dog Sid, named after Sid Vicious
because he was a nut and one of those dogs
you just walk around the beach. Anyway, Sid went up
and weed all over a small child that was sitting
on the beach, and the owner yelled at my mother,
who had nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
To do with Sid, and didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Me control of your dog, you f wit, he said, no,
and then she's decided to give it back.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, it's not my anyway.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
When I used to walk the dog in the mornings,
I when we go and have a coffee afterwards, I
would put my keys in a dog poo bag. So
I'd have a bag that I had, whether it had
droppings in it or not, but I would put my
keys in one. And at the cafe and we're going
to the loo and I just put that on the bench.
Have one looked horrified and I thought, oh, no, no,
they're just keys. It looked like I just casually put
a bag of dog pool on the bench.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You're trying to start your car with dog poop.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Well, when you get to the bin, you have to
feel the bottom off me to say which one's which?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Has that been on film?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
No, I don't know if you see me current affair,
apologies all round.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I think we pursue this first. I'd love I feel
the tribal drama wall beat for this.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
That's coming up on gold Jonesy and Amanda listen to
the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart Habit.
It is an interesting scenario when you're out with your
dog now that you've got to pick up their business.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Of couse you do, and most people I think take seriously,
it's hard in the park and the dogs are all
running around and one of the dogs does something and
the owner's looking the other way. I don't know what
the etiquette is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'll ask you another question.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
When your dog does a Wii, do you feel obliged
to sort of tell everyone that it's just a we no,
a universal signal?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well, the shape of the dog when it's doing it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, but a lot of them do the hunch down
the girl.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I know what you mean, but the but you know
what I mean, I know what you mean, sometimes sometimes
I have to do what I call the pr pick up,
meaning that my dog has just done pretty much liquid
number two is but just nothing to pick up. But
you have to waste a dog pooh bag on it
because people have seen it and it looks like it
was more than it is.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I was at the lights.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I was just sitting there and a lady was walking across,
and the dog just decided to do it in the
middle of the intersection. And the man's gone red, red,
flashing red. Not there a witness to it.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
A little walk man, I understand, and I just thought,
are you poor thing?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
And then it's it's smart and it hasn't.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's when you pray for rain. In terms of the
whole show, of course it does.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Of course people are tooting horns because they don't know what's.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Going on behind.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hey, there's a lady having a situation.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
My dad was once getting a lift the lady. My
dad was getting a lift with a colleague and he
got into the car, and the whole trip they're both
what's going on, and then Dad realizes it's in the
tread of his shoes in this man's new car, his
boss's new car, and the way Dad tells it. The
man said, have you trodden in dog manure? And Dad said,
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of course I have. I don't always smell like this,
but it was all in a tread of his ship.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's the worst you get, the stick. You got to
pick it out. See that doesn't happen anymore because people
pick it all up.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Well they should, they should. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No aliens come that's that old jake. They come down.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
They see us picking up a dog's pooh. They must
think the dogs are the overlords.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, well let's do it. Let's drum would be bible
drum will beat for tales of the dog poop that
actually is a human? Don't pick his up tales of
the dog poop?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
What was?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Have you had an etiquette situation? What's what's gone on?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
We'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Gamation Gold, it's Jonesy demand, it's jam nation driving you home,
and the tribal dramas beating the tales of the dog poop.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Whether you like it or not, it finds its way
in all sorts of strange places. There is a lot
of etiquette involved with who picks up what and what
you do with it.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
It's all fraud and there's great shame if you don't
pick it up either rightly.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So Joe has joined us.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Hello Joe, what's happened?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (26:40):
Hi guys.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
It was on my wedding day and my flower girl
trod in the DS just as we were getting into the.
Speaker 11 (26:47):
Car to go to the service.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Oh no, you didn't get on your dress or anything.
Speaker 12 (26:53):
No, no, no, it wasn't on my dress at all.
But it was on or on her shoes and all
over her dress. Ye.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
And it just gets everywhere, and it's a very distinctive aroma.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yes, it certainly was.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh, thank you Joe.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Thanks joh on your wedding day.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You know. Oh Chris is joined.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Oh Chris, what happened afternoon?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Guys? I'm actually a victim. It was Christmas in the
late eighties. I've got a taxi to my NaN's and
had to pull up at the neighbors because NaN's scrunt
was full. I jumped out of the cab, ran inside,
come back yet with the presents, come back out to
grab the potato salad, ran back and did a second trip,
and then at the carpet scene cleaned the nuts. That
a big Christmas do. It was light gray carpet. I
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looked and there was like massive dog poop and I thought,
who's who's trotted that form? And I thought, oh, that
looks And when I looked at my shoe, it was mine,
and I grabbed me and he pulled aside of Suddenly
sands If stepped in dog craps and meant my power look.
He went white. She said they just walked Barney, their dog.
(27:57):
He didn't say nothing, and Pa turned He's scarf it
out to the backyard. So it was obviously Barnie, our
dog dog, and and par let him through on the
neighbors nature strip and right.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
So it was Karma didn't pick it up.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
So Pa has gone over to the neighbors streams Barnie.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
And then you've trodden it and then through your grand
selling and getting back into Nana's house.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Chris, you see how it all unfolds.
Speaker 11 (28:27):
Yeah, but not great Tarma. It's not not for the
Green Channel. I did not, but.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Mate, that's it's your part of your clan. That's that's
that's what happened.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Karma can work.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's how it all works.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
And take more of your calls. Thank you, gem Nation Gold.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home and if
you've just joined us, good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
The tribal drummers beating tales of the dog poo.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Hello Paul, how are Paul?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
For good? Yourself?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Very well? It's an unsavory times. It affects a lot
of us. What happened?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Oh well, you know every now and then people have
problems with real estate agents and they try and tell
you what to do. You don't agree with it, and
you have debates and arguments with them.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Well, while I was walking my dog one night, this
is a while ago now, and I had one of
my boys with me, and he tends to cock his
leg when he has where you or a pooh? And
we got out front of the real estate at night
and he cocked his leg on the real estate door
and dropped the biggest poo and it was unpick up herble. Yep,
(29:32):
there was a commercial type poo. So my boy sort
of looked at me. Do we pick it up? And
I said, boy, you're going to pick it up? You
said no, So there's a lest bloody run, so we did.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I ran away from the seat.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Everyone's a critic. Yeah, you left a little bit of
an interest rate.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
They asked for a lot of trouble when you look
at it. They put up their sign and they got
a picture.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
With their phone numbers, their mobile phone nuns.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
I saw an excellent mono brows done, the best mono.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Brow in this guy.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Sure it'd have been drawn in.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, that's what I thought. I actually ha to stop.
I thought, whoa, that's an extraordinary monoprak.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
A woman and.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I got close and I realized it was just a sharpie.
So someone had gone across the road. It was one
of those underpass boards up to the billboard. Got this
sharpie app and done A very good representative.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Asked for trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Thank you, Bob.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Jackie is joined, Hello Jackie, tell us about the poo pooh.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Well, isn't this a story. I had been on a
few dates with a guy and it was about the
time when you take them home and have a bit
of fun. And I don't know if you know much
about grudles, but they are the most precious dogs you've
ever met. And if the grass is wet, I was
raining on the night that I took this gentleman home
my little pretty road. He wouldn't walk out on the
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grass and so I thought, how am I going to
get around this? You know, I want to put her
out and get down the business. I took her downstairs
and she started to pull that little arch back and
I'm like, no, I pulled my hand under them. I
realized it was really happening. I pulled my hand away
and she shut all over my shoes. They were white.
(31:07):
But not only that. I then had to go upstairs
in front of this new bloke. We shot all over
my shoes and explain what happened.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And I never saw the God, that's not like a man.
You did say it was a dog and pove.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
He must haves going great, he must have.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, well that's good, but he must have wondered what
kind of weird ritual is this? Yeah, but he didn't
know you well enough to know that that was a
horrific accident.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Couldn't say it was in a tall explosion that can happen.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Oh no, thank you, Jo Well poor what a fool
he is, because he sounded like a huge catch he
did right out.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Didn't just thank you for all your calls coming up.
We're talking about pub test traveling today. Does it pass
the public?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
We don't mean in the dangers and things. But I
saw a great interview with the guy in English celebrity
who's just over it. You're just not interested And it's
a very brave thing to say.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Yes, Sam in a request for them to do it again.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
And Amanda mentioned lay off the moonshine.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Manage.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
It's so weak, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
There's a lot of toxicity around at the moment. And
I'm not just talking about here at the fun Factory
married a first sight.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
We haven't spoken a word about it today.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I was hoping that you might give me a day off.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yesterday they gave us a pub test content we're talking
about Jia is running for Mother.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Of the Year, who the hell told him I had
a kid?
Speaker 5 (32:48):
And Scott, who is going to be the next contestant
on Mastermind.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
We really set the stone, haven't we set the tyrone
the stone?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Then?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Anyway, the pub test subject Scott got in trouble because
he had some photos of his ex on his phone.
JEA wasn't happy about it, and we had the pub test.
But there has now been some new development, new development,
new developments?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Is that the end you want to tell me more.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I've pricked your curiosity, haven't you? Just jem jam Gold.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation driving you home married a
first sight last night.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I was just watching it for research purposes, your honor.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Okay, what happened trouble in Jeer and Scott's camp.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Well, this is about him having photos of his ex. Yeah,
somewhere in his phone and you can't dick.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And it just popped up in the memory.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
That's the thing. You can't dictate that.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Knife because they can come out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's not like you're sitting gawking.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
An unexpected fight broke out between the couple after Scott
refused to delete a photo of his ex from his phone.
Speaker 13 (33:53):
There was a memory photo of myself and my ex
and hopped up like a memory from twenty twenty. Pretty
much how it went down was needed to lead those photos.
I'm out and I said, I'm not willing to delete
photos of a memory from that long ago. I'm what,
I'm just not going to do it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It's no biggie, started off a memory of myself.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
It's Luckysteria is representing himself in court. It's no biggie
because you COVID different times back then.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Well not just that, I mean you're going to go
around to your partner's house and take out and make
them check out all their photo albums.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Plenty of people had their say on the pub test
being told to delete photos of your ex from your phone.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
They got very passionate shout out to.
Speaker 12 (34:33):
My absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
My ex went through my photo album and took off
all photos of my family and everything, and it's just wrong.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
I personally think that it molds a person that they
are today.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
You know, everyone's got a pass.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I don't think it does.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Look, oh as one of the main contentions for The
Golden Bachelor, and I end up going out with one
of the girls from the show The gold Bachelor, went
out for probably a month orspos and then she give
me call the other day and said, you need to
get all these pictures down that were of us because
they're public. And I said, no, well, they're on my feed,
not yours. I just took her name off them, but
I've bless them on my feed.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (35:10):
I think You've got.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
To get over it, you know, I think, why would
you have to do Someone could be looking at a
photo agoing Jesus judged aboard.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
These and it's a poverty.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Then Ella, Ella was the voice of reason.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
I feel like it depends on how often you're looking
at it and what the photo was in context of.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
And that is so true. What happened, Well, this bombshell
was dropped.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
I put past code in and it literally came up
your memory from two thousand, blah blah blah. It is
literally a photo of her in lingerie. And they're not
normal photos. They're not him and her at a beach
having lunch. It's her bending over in lingerie. I don't
want to see that. I literally said, I think you
should let these photos, and he just said no, and
(35:59):
that was it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
She put but she's got his phone. She puts the
pass code in his phone.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
No, they're in the car driving along, and she didn't
like the sick beats that he was playing, so I
changed it over.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Jonesy Demander on gold.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Bending over in the lingerie. Should you have to delete
those ones?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well, I don't delete them, send them to me.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Oh, you creep sick beats, see you on the island.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, that escalated quickly.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
When there's big issues to discuss, we go straight down
to the Jonesy Demander Arms four.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
The pub teest top test does look past the pub
Test hub test.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
The pub test doesn't pass the stiff test and stop it.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's not heipful.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
We thought we'd talk about traveling, and I know it's
we don't mean now because that now it's not there's
trouble going on the world, absolutely, but in general. I've
got a friend who sold her business last year and
everyone just assumed that, wow, you're free to travel now.
And she didn't want to travel, but the pressure to
travel it was really hard for her to come out
and say I'm not interested in that. Anita and I
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did our podcast about that last year on the podcast,
and we've got such responsibeble saying, thank goodness, someone is
saying it. I've been listening to there's a podcast that
is featuring a British broadcaster, Jonathan Ross. Do you know Jonathan. Yes, Well,
he was asked about travel and he's not a fan.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
You are telling people that you hate travel.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
It's so much fuss, getting ready, so much of a faff,
getting to the airport, getting in early, make sure your
bags packed, someway, putting things in little bags, and go
through security. Taking your shoes off, taking your belt off,
having a stranger fill you up, Get on the plane.
Wait on the plane. The plane is delayed, just stuck
on the time like it takes off. It's bumpy on
the way there. The old WiFi doesn't work. You get there,
you've got to wait till you get off. You're driving
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around in a plane till then find someone to park.
And they knew you were coming. What didn't they have
a parking space ready.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
You get out of the.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Plane, You've got to go and queue up. You queue
up for a long time to go through security, and
you think, am I going to be letting this if
I haven't done anything wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
You queue up to get your bags.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Sometimes your bags aren't there, So then don't queue up
to get a car or a taxi to get someone.
That is probably a good at least a whole day
of your life gone doing irritating things for what normally
to go and just sit by a pool somewhere, wait
till the summer go down, Get in your car, drive
down somewhere nice in the UK, sit by a pool.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
There there you go.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
And it was surprising the response to what he'd said.
There everyone came to his defense, agreeing with him not
interested in travel. Travel is overrated, but the pressure to
travel is immense. It's almost shameful to say you're not interested.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
We wanted travel to van Awatu. I've never been there before.
We were along there, and we went along there when
it's just curious. We went to the resort of the
result was dreadful and the pool, My pool at home
was better.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
When't you invite all the people to your plan.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
And I'm sitting around the pool and I don't know
if you've been to van a WHATU The service isn't
the greatest.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So I ordered to be five hours later in cable. Well,
just like I thought, Well why did I bother doing?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
You're not a traveler person is.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
A full disclosure. My old man was an airline pilot.
When I was a kid. We used to fly around
a lot, and my whole anxiety with flying was we
were never going to get on the plane.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We always on stand I mate, you're on standby.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
So my life was always on stand by, and you'd
have to dress up because you know where you'd be
sitting on the plane. You could be an economy or
you could be up at first class sitting next to
Mick Jagger, so you didn't know, so you'd be dressed up.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Once were on the plane and mel Gibson was on it,
and my mom wouldn't shut up about how tall he was.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
She's obsessed like your mother was obsessed with teeth.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
He's so short, He's so she wasn't tall.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, he's tiny. Mel Gibson's like, no.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
One wants to hear that. If you want to.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Shoot him from down low all the time.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Well, that's Jonesy's travel expense.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Anyway. I'm just saying I grew up in a pilot family.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
My wife, on the other hand, didn't get to go
on a plane till she was twenty one.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
She love it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
She's like, wants to travel everywhere. She's like a ill billy.
All right, how good to this?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Let me put it to you, like granny mate.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
She appreciates travel.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
And you know what, I get a great deal of
joy out of her love of travel because she inspires
me to travel, which is nice traveling.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Does it pass the pub test? We'd love to know
what you think and what do you make of Brendan's
family members.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Listen, the witches are looking for someone else to cook, okay,
not met it.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
Amanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 12 (40:37):
That's money, extra cash money Jonesy and Amandas we're.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
A radio station though not a place of entertainment. Ten
questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass if
you don't know an answer. We'll come back to that.
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One thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
You can make it two thousand dollars, but it is
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Speaker 1 (40:55):
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Speaker 3 (40:58):
A Madeline or a Madeline. I am a madline. Thank you, hello, madam, welcome, Hello.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
I'm so excited to get through.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
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can get you some money. Ten question sixty seconds. Do
say pass if you're not sure, so you might have
time to come back. Okay, okay, all right, Madeline, here
we go because he comes. Question number one, what's the
main vegetable used in a hash brown? Question two? Which
swim stroke has the same name as an insect?
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Let's a fly?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Question three? In music, what is R and B short? Four?
Speaker 7 (41:34):
Rhythm and blues.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Question four, ver million is a shade of which primary color?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Well red?
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Question five? In Roman mythology, a faun is half goat
and half what.
Speaker 12 (41:48):
Human?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yep? Question six? Finish this diamonds ra Girl's best Friend?
Question seven. The TV show succession was allegedly based on
which family the murder question eight? What does ANZAC stand for?
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Australia, New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh and Hillary?
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Oh no, Australia and past?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Question nine? How's that is a term associated with which
sport cricket? Question ten? Which prime minister were missing in
sixty seven?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Holt? Holt?
Speaker 3 (42:25):
What you're doing? Australia and New Zealand Army Corps?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Oh drats?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh Madeland I thought you might have got there, so
did I?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Thank everyone was written for you though, Madeline, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I was written for me, Thank you and rightly so
thank you. Coming up next, the results of the pub
Test Traveling. Sometimes it can be liberating to say it's
not your thing with put it to the pub test.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's coming up on.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Gold Nation Gold, It's Jonesie Demanda's jam Nation driving you home.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Let's get on down to the j and A arms.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
The pub Test Top test does not past the pub
test hub test to test the pup test shub test.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
The pub test doesn't pass the Stift test. Stop it
it's not feeful traveling does it pass the pub test.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
We're kind of made to feel that that the minute
you can, you should be traveling. And Australians are famous travelers,
but not everyone likes to travel. I've got a friend who,
as I said earlier, when she sold her business, everyone said, oh,
you'll be you know, trekking the Camino, and she says, no,
I'm going to go to the South Coast for a
few years.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
I like going to the nice places of the world.
I'm not a third world kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
But you don't, you know, you're you have to be
coerced into getting on a plane.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yeah, that's what I mean. You like, I'll go to Hawaii.
That's all right, you know I like that place. That's great.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
You go there because you know there's going to be
a duney. You know you can get some money out.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Because we stay at home.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well, I'll go there, but you know that that's the
extent of my my worldwide.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, not just to why.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
But you know Jonathan Ross, who's a British broadcast was
on a podcast recently and said this.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
You are telling people that you hate traveling.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
So much fuss getting ready, it's so much of a
faf getting to the airport, getting in early, make sure
your bags packed some way, putting things in little bags,
and go through security, taking your shoes off, taking your
belt off, having a stranger fill you up, get on
the plane.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Get there.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You've got to wait till you get off.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
You're driving around in a plane till then find somewhere
to park, and you queue up to get your bags.
Sometimes your bags aren't there, so then don't queue up
to get a car or a taxi to get someone
that is probably a good at least a whole day
of your life gone doing irritating things for.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The feel up.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, but it's interesting. Everyone who responded to that story
was saying yep, well said that's how I feel too.
How about you traveling? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Love to travel, love to see new places, try new foods,
experience things, especially if you take a look at.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
It from a historical point of view. Parts of the
world it.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
Went through amazing events and to be perfectly honest with
my wife and I a big Disney fan, so we've
done most of the Disney part. You just can't get.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
That here in Australia. But it's certainly it's worth it.
I'm traveling to the UK at the end of this
month going business.
Speaker 12 (45:14):
No I'm not a fan. I have traveled, but I'm
with Jonathan Ross on this. It's a lot of kafaffle
and I get a lot of people going, oh, you've
got to go to New York and you've got to
do this. And I have no inclination to go to
America whatsoever. I would much rather spend the money at
home and see our beautiful country.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Oh boy, you get to meet all these marvelous people,
make new friends and see the world and go I reckon.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
What about this guy?
Speaker 4 (45:44):
But it's certainly as worth it.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
I'm traveling to the UK at the end of this
month going business.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Quite the flex.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Thank you, Kath remember that on Kathy Keep Me going business.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Thank you for all your calls.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Jamation Gold, It's jonesy Amanda's jam Nation having you home.
I just noticed you're on your phone, didn't we have
a no phones in the studio policy?
Speaker 6 (46:05):
There?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
My brother is having an operation on his nose. If
it's all right with you.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
What's he doing? What's Cameron?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Now? He's got blockages and he just sent a photo
through And I said, and his nose is all blocked
and bandaged and massive. I said, shame of having a
passport photo tomorrow. And then that's a joke. And then
I said, probably when you get your passport photo taken
in ten years, you'll still think you look better. Now,
that's always the shame of, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, get well, mate, I will, but let me.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Have a look at what I just saw. What just
come up on my phone. This is a real I
just saw according to the first letter of your name,
this is how much brain you have? Oh, okay, a
that's me ninety nine percent.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
This is like.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
The person that's going to pooh themselves one that you
keep getting out.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I keep getting that this person whose letter comes up
is going to have a toilet incident at two am.
It's always J. All right, So Ryan r ninety nine
point ninety nine percent of brain. Sorry you're I'm ninety
nine percent. Ryan is ninety nine point He begs, let
me J where's J. No brain it's and then your surname. Well,
(47:10):
let's have a look at b oh, sorry, that was
your surname. It says your first name. Let's look at
your first name, b.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Zero percent, of course, your.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Zero percent, no brain, that's your Indian name.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Am I am I going to pull myself at two
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Friday two. That's only you can answer that, Brendan.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Okay, Well, tune in tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
We'll be back then, we'll see you.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Indeed, good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demander podcast. Download the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 12 (47:45):
Now, let's get.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app.
Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
To Jonesy and Amanda show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do a mad Amanda
mad Madamanda jones and the virile Jonesy.
Speaker 5 (00:23):
But heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Stay in school and learned school.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget shot up?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
What's next for Radio's golden couple? O?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Well, I was going to get a bubble tea. Maybe
that's good in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I don't think that story was about us.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
And or where the radio's golden couple.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, one of the surviving couples big news when we
came off their last night at six o'clock was at
the Colin Jackie Oh Show is no more. We share
radio premises with them, we're part of the same radio
network are They are on KISSFM, obviously, but we know them.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
We know all that know them for a long time.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
And know all their producers. I feel for them too
as to what happens here, you know, I always imagined
if they were going to finish up. They'd hold hands
like their filmer and lawyees and go clift together. I
didn't picture gunfight at the OK Corral. It's like everyone's
in a bit of shock that mum and dad are
getting a divorce.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I take no joy in this information.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, absolutely not. This was the You've probably heard this.
It was on the news just behind the Iran War
last night. This is you've probably seen this everywhere that
Jackie has given a notice she can't continue to work
with mister Kyle Sandaland's. This was the press release, so
the show is no more. Mister Sandaland's behavior during the
show on Friday, the twentieth of February is an act
(01:48):
of serious misconduct which is in breach of Aarns Services agreement,
and so Kyle, mister Sandalan's has been given fourteen days
to remedy the breach or his contract is null and void.
I don't know what that means based the remedy of
the breach. A Mere Copper, that's his new coastar, Mere Copper.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm not sure Mere Copper. In the morning, it's like
when all.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
The notes broke up. You know, you want to think
that the duos that you know and love, they're duos,
that's what they are.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Lucky. We have never fought lucky Brandon, you and I
we have thought we are indivisible.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We have fought underwater.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's not going to be.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Bred brand I know you think.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Do you think I am being unrealistic and being a Winders? Okay,
I'll do it. I won't talk to you.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You have no empathy for anyone but yourself too.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I thank you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Was something wrong with your oxygen that day?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Sadly you gave me too much of it. You're trying
to stand on the pipe.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's our only fight ever, that's our only fight. E.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, we're still here.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We're still here. It's like.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's past three, but we're still here.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Last people standing.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh, let's see how we go because TikTok, Tucker.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yep, I'm hungry too. I forget the bubble tea. I
want something else.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't know how you're going to feel about today's
but it's an actual recipe from I think it might
be the fifties or sixties. We're going to give it
a go.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, fast five is here, Why don't you play?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It's like bubble Tea thirteen fifty five twenty two bubble
Tea for the brain.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Some might call it no one falls at that they do.
Everyone fight? That's true. You ask billiation what do they
call it? You are my right?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Billy told you jam Nation Jonesy Demander's jam Nation on
gold just a bit of a Jonesy demand of health check.
Apropos of Kyl and Jacko's situation. Have you ever seen
the end of the road while you're traveling with me?
What is there something I can do? Is there something
that you know? Because the men don't see what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Often this is the way this is. See this is
you've asked me a question. You're talking over me, Brandon.
This is what happens is the woman has been saying
things for a long time. I don't know if this
is the case in Khan Jackie. Oh, but the man
says this.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Came out of nowhen yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're not
going to like fail out or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Are what's the time?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No, of course, not the time to do it, because
you'll get no traction whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I know, while I'm here for the long haul, I'm
here for the fast five.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Of course, you are, and it's happening now.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Fast the Street of Light, Jonesy and demandas five.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No one's asked us if we're in for the long haul,
but we are.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, we've been doing this for a long time since
what two thousand.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And five, No wonder we're tired.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The very very.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Genesis of us was nineteen ninety nine. That's when I
how when I looked balloons they were I filled in
with with you when Andrew Dentem was sick and I
knew it would be a great radio show.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And I'm just just kissing. But because I'm worried about
you know, the axe is still sharp. I'm genuine about that. Okay, Okay,
Dame one is in Burrow.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hello, Damon, how are you hi?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You certainly are all long hald We are well, we're right,
or you don't sound like you're thrilled about it, but
we are, Damon.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
I've been listening to you some WSFND.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That was us in another lifetime two years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Thank you, Damon.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's history man.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Question number one for you and if you get question
five right, you get a two hundred fifty dollars visa
gift card. Question one what's the largest reef system in
the world.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Oh, great barrier.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's right. The question actually goes on to say, located
off the coast of Queensland. If I'd make it a
little bit harder for you, but you've got it right.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Anyway, Let's play what's on the box?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll turn the box on? Damon? What TV show has
this theme? What did you say? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Game of thrown?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Game of Thrones now without Andrew mount Batton windsor do you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't mind me calling you demo?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Damon?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Go ahead? You know, hey, just quick? You know you
know my mother my yeah, my brother used to play
soccer with Morgan.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh, my oldest son. I lie, I know, she's lovely.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Brother's name is Bronwin.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
No, Christian yeah, Christian, Yeah, it's Christian Zannas what a
great chick.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Brendan has said before that when he coached the soccer team,
I coached that side. All you did was talk about
let's put things in the ball bag and all of
the kids are going, oh, grow up, mister Jones.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
No, what happened?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I coached the soccer side the Georgia's River Tigers under
what were you was under? Fourteen's, I think because nobody
was no one else would do it, and these kids,
they were the fourteen d's, So let me just say
that they weren't the best sporting examples of the world.
Damon's brother was quite good, and I would teach them
how to play soccer, which I didn't understand.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Wasn't there a whole coaching event where all you did
was try and get a bicycle out of it?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Well, I said to the boys, I said, there was
a bicycle someone throwing a push bike into the tree,
and they seem fascinating, And boys, we can run around
the oval, or we can get the bicycle out of
the tree.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
And then we spent the afternoon getting the bicycle out
of the tree.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Damon, let's go to question number three. This is moultiple choice.
How can you tell the age of a horse the
length of its tail, the size of its hoofs or
the lines on its teeth.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Are the hoops?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Sorry, Damon, there it is question three of the fast five.
If you'd like to play along, why not call us thirteen.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
How can you tell the age of a horse, the
length of its tail, the size of a toombs.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Well that one's gone, or the lines on its teeth?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Call us thirteen fifty five twenty two on Gold.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Stop Fasculus, Thing Fashion.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
The Street of Light, Jonesy and demanders.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Five five presents.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Can you go all the way and answer all five
questions correctly? We are up to question number three.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's going to Sonya, Hello, Sonya, Hello, Hello. We're talking
about the age of a horse. How can you tell
how older horses by the length of its tail or
by the lines of its teeth?
Speaker 8 (08:19):
I believe it's the teeth.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, that's how you age the Osmonds Well.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
That was the saying don't look a gift horse in
the mouth, because you would. Someone would present you a
horse and you'd open into God and you go, well,
this is a bit old.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Mister Ed was surprisingly youthful.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
How many old references can Amanda make?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Now?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
How many James Bond films did Daniel Craig star in?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Sonya?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Oh, he's not my favorite?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Wand no, come on, who's your favor?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Oh, my favor is probably pierced.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
A sleeper, Ryan, Ryan, No, we are once you gone.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
She didn't say she didn't know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
She didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Ryan, Sam? Hello Sam, James Bond Films. Did Daniel Craig
star in.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Four?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, You're close.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Dave has joined us?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hello Dave. How many? It's more than four, less than
one hundred.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
It's got to be the number after four.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's got to be five, number five, Royal Quantum of Solace,
sky Face, sky sky Fall. Sorry, I was looking at
sky Face, Specter and no time today. I think I've
seen half of one of them.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
We've interviewed him twice and we always had great chat.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
His eyes look strang, the one he comes out of
the water. That was the first one.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
We had no problem with sky Face.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
There.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
There's question five for you, David, And can you name
one football team playing tomorrow? Now that we're Nashville, we
do every code in this country.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
It can't be your son's under fourteen.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Not the George Rivers Tiger is not coached by me anymore.
One football team.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Not my favorite at all, But I've got to go
to parent matter Para Matta. That's right. They're taking on
Storm and Cartlan Sydney AFL.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
And yeah, I'm going for Carlton, are you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Your mother is a die hard Sydney Swan support she is.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
But because the old man he used to play for
South Melbourne in the reserve, he ground.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
How come you don't?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I just always like Carlton.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
When I was a kid, you know, when I went
to a football game at the MCG I remember it
very well. My uncle took me along and it was
Carlton versus Hawthorne and I got a picture of Alex
Chezelinko character Yes, it's Character Tours and I had it
and I was at the front and Lee Matthews, who
was playing for the Awthorne the Hawks, he was there
(11:02):
and I just gave him the picture.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I was just you know, didn't you know I'm from Sydney.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm just here, you go sign.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Well he looked at me as if I was, you know,
taking the mickey out of him, and he just signed it.
So he signed Lee Matthews over Alex Jaselenko's head.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Have you still got it?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I think it's in my roof space somewhere.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well you've kept it close.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Congratulations to you, Dave. You've won the jam Pack A
two hundred and fifty dollars visa gift card.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Congratulations Dave, thanks so much. Thank you, Rian Well Tiptop, Tucker, Ryan,
and Brendan Jonesy Jones, You're going to be enjoying this.
It's from a very old Australian cookbook and it's a
recipe that could be the best of days or the
worst of days.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah me, jam Nations Gold. It's jonesy Amanda driving you
home for jam Nation.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
I apologize for the audio quality, but we're in our
kitchen here at the radio station for.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
This six times. Stop working with slow your anker slatt
you go.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Yeah, this is where we make flude from TikTok and
eat a gym.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I rye. You're back at the mothership? Is everything okay? Yes?
What do you mean? Yes? It doesn't sound Does it
sound good? Yeah? No.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't want to interrupt, but we need to get
on with this recipe. I I'll burn the place down
because I've got a saucepan on the hot place. Okay, sure,
this is a recipe. I follow a guy called Toby
Wilson who makes recipes from old Australian cookbooks. Do you
know the town of Hand or the town of Harndorf
in in Western Australia. It was founded in the eighteen hundreds.
(12:32):
A cookbook has gone back and looked at the old
oldie day recipes from around them. This is a recipe
from old harndorfh and it's called beer soup Ruddia in Brendon.
With opening two bottles of two years old.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Matter of fact, I got it now, just open it.
Hold my mic.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
You can't even open a twisty. There we go. That's one.
I don't take a slug, thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's warm.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
So here I am. I'm putting the both them. Please.
I put two beers into this saucepan on another slug.
That's nice. And what I add to this this is
going to be an too much unusual concoction. To that,
I add some sugar. No, sorry, don't I add lemon,
(13:20):
So a squeeze of lemon. So into the beer goes
a squeeze of lemon, and weirdly some cinnamon, which is
what I'm doing. Measure with your horror. So well, that's
cooking there, that's cooking away. And what I have to
do now in another little pot over here, yes I'm multitasking.
Is I have an egg yolk. Do want me to
(13:41):
separate the eggs? You know, I'm bad at this egg yolk?
Which bits that?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Okay, so we want the yellow bit, don't we?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know you're making this, but it's a yolk that.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Means the yellow bit. You This is how you do it.
This is how you do it. And getting the egg yolk,
all the monkey bits come up, that goes in there.
What happens now? So all that beer is going to
fall over to to the egg yolk. I add all
this milk, no, and the milk lid. I add all
this check it in. You're panicking me, now, why are
(14:11):
you panic? I'm adding the milk, and as well as that,
I add some sugar. Yep, this half oh you know
how many is that? Couple of tablespoons of sugar and
and a thing of salt? O little can you take
the lid off the so and then we whisk with
s wuist, okay, give it, give it some salt.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You whisk. There's enough salt in air.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's a sound of my knuckles. Unfortunately, so squist with
swis swiss.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
So going back.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Don't panic me. This beer to a simmer. We're still
on their tell me when that's the simmer and then
I've got all this that has to do this? Are
you hearing interference? I'm standing next to the microwave. What
it's doing to my very old ovaries. I'm cooking those
next week, okay and giving them away to the tempol through. Okay.
(15:03):
So do you think that's simmering now or not? It
looks simmered simid enough. I hate this beer soup not
to be authentic, right, okay? So now what I do, yep?
Is I pour all of this in missed a little
bit there? Sure, I pour it all in whisk, whisk, whisk.
We heat this through.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
How long do we cook this for?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, it's not so much cook We whisk it and
heat it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
And then what do we do with it afterwards?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
We drink it?
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You feel I thought you said we drink it.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
We drink it?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Right, Okay, So we let that boil?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, no, it just simmers and so well you know
it does its thing.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Okay, Well, how about we go back to the studio
while that boils away.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
And then we'll be drinking our beer soup from old
harmed or.
Speaker 10 (15:45):
On gold joy and stuff working we slow your make is.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Slat make you go, Yeah, we made TikTok food and
eat it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Today we're having.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Well, this is a recipe that's from old Harndorf days.
This is eighteen hundreds in South Australia, and handoff. It's
beer soup. It is beer soup. So what we've done.
We've got beer, we've got lemon, cinnamon, milk, egg yolk,
sugar and salt. And it's all been sort of just
whisking away there or you know what's it called simmering.
(16:23):
Now you're whisking it says to give it a whisk,
whiskey business, to give it a whisk. And now we're
going to serve it up. And Brian or Ryan Ryan
without a bee he's looking for you.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Looks awful and it smells just as well.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
At the beginning it smelled just like the night after
someone's had a lot to drink, whereas now it doesn't
smell so bad.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
There's one one of the younger people that work with us, well,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
E paid wait for me to solidify and hand it over,
give me half an hour.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
So one of the younger people said it sounded like
the year twelve rite of passage.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
The fridge to fridge. Ah yeah, ah it looks like
me so soup.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It does actually me so horrified.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It smells dread when I.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Say three, we're going to sip this this that you've
got a spoon, got a bowl. This is beer soup
from the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Here here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yayye ah, Oh, Brendan, don't be a puss.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Ah that is ah.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It just tastes like yeast. Ah that's fair, and you
like beer. I don't mind it. I wouldn't drink it.
Look at you two big.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Woozies, bully us man.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
It hits the front of your tongue and is sweet,
and then the beer bit gets the rest of your
tongue and then it's just yeast. That's a good. If
that doesn't sell it, I don't know what will.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Don't bother that is foul, sick, suck, make a slap,
gone and make you go yack.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Now about
the miracle of recording and Amanda your great knees.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I'm not a scatters the chemistry between them, but how
much of that?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Mind your own business and shut your piehole.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
I wish you were with your Joe.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Are you playing with chewing gum?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
It does look like that. This is very addictive. It
is blue tack. It was on the wall maybe a
little over a week ago, and I've just been every
day in here. I play with it, and then I
think I'm not.
Speaker 11 (18:30):
Going to do it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Tom sitting on the wall.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
It was, Yeah, it was holding something up on the wall.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Guidelines.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, they're all gone. So every day I'm going to
play with it. And every day I come in here
and I can't help it. It does look like I'm
playing with chewing gum. The girl next door to me
when we grew up, Carol, she used to remember the
big Charlie, big long chewing gum. You God, no wonder,
we've got jaws of steel. We used to chomp on
that stuff. She used to chew it, stick it in
the roof of the freezer overnight and next day go again.
(18:59):
At last about a week.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Didn't you for Christmas one year get a ping pong
ball in a jar?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Nod on it. That was a family joke and I
was probably two. I did get one for my twenty
first because you're.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Going an app for that these days, ping pong ball
in the jar app But this.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Is very satisfying to try it. It's quite soothing.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Is there enough to go around? What do you want
to take down?
Speaker 5 (19:20):
The other workplace health and safety signs around the building.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
It's like an old school executive toy. Well coming up next.
No one likes to talk about it, but dogs do
it and things happen to it.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Okay, dog pooh.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
We'll put on some midnight oil and we'll come back
on gold. Jamsis gold, it's Josey demand, that's jam Nation.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Driving you home Wednesday, the fourth of March.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Hell of a year?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
A year?
Speaker 1 (19:47):
How are you going doing well?
Speaker 7 (19:49):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
I take my dog earning responsibilities seriously. If I take
the dog out for a walk, I've always got a lead,
even though she walks probably better without the lead, but
I put her on the lead most of the time.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
There's something sweet about you walking with your dog. You
walk along and she just is right to your heel.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You know what happens now these days that she's older,
We often just do a sniff walk in that it's
not exercise, it's just taking in the smells. We both
do the sniff walk. It's a little amble just to
get out of the house and get some fresh air.
But anyway, she's on the lead, and I take poo
bags if I can, and I mean I always do,
and hopefully I've got enough, but it's fraught if you don't.
(20:29):
But this is what happened the other day I went.
I was walking through the dog park and there was
a giant, steaming sorry dog leavings, yeah, covered in flies,
so relatively fresh, and it's just massive. And I looked
around and in the corener of the park was a
(20:49):
TV crew. I thought, am I being set up here?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Do you think it's like Cannid camera?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
That's what I wondered, front, that's what I said. And
then I looked over the other side of the park
and on the bench was a man whose dog was
wandering around because you can, dogs can be off the lead.
A man sitting down with a broken leg with his
crutches beside the bench, and I thought, is this part
of the steam that supposedly his dog maybe has done
(21:20):
this poo and people are looking to see who will
pick it up, what the community's spirit is around it.
I didn't pick it up. Oh look at your face?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Was risky, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
There's nothing worse than picking up what you think is
your own dog poo and it's through the plastic bag,
it's relatively cold, and you think that's not mine. But
this one was afreshy, But it wasn't my dog fresh
spat it back into the bucket. But what do you
think the etiquette would bees I walked straight past.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, okay, I would have picked it up for the
sake of the crew.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
But I don't know if they were had any to
do with it. Yeah, but nonetheless, I didn't want to
run the risk of it. Remember in COVID, Remember we
were all taught pick up litter, pick up litter, and
then during COVID, no one was going to pick up
someone else's litter, someone else's tissues. We just didn't do that.
I don't think you should pick up someone else's dog pooh,
do you.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, it doesn't happen to me. I don't have a dog.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Did you pick up your own? Not your own pooh,
but your own when you did have a dog. We're
only good with that in the old days. Remember when
we grew up, there was no one. I didn't have
a dog, but the neighborhood dogs. No one had to lead.
No one walked their dogs, No one ever picked up
poo that is free range everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I remember I was down the South coast with my mother,
who's not the biggest dog fan in the world, and
there was the local dog Sid, named after Sid Vicious
because he was a nut and one of those dogs
you just walk around the beach. Anyway, Sid went up
and weed all over a small child that was sitting
on the beach, and the owner yelled at my mother,
who had nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
To do with Sid, and didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Me control of your dog, you f wit, he said, no,
and then she's decided to give it back.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, it's not my anyway.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
When I used to walk the dog in the mornings,
I when we go and have a coffee afterwards, I
would put my keys in a dog poo bag. So
I'd have a bag that I had, whether it had
droppings in it or not, but I would put my
keys in one. And at the cafe and we're going
to the loo and I just put that on the bench.
Have one looked horrified and I thought, oh, no, no,
they're just keys. It looked like I just casually put
a bag of dog pool on the bench.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You're trying to start your car with dog poop.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Well, when you get to the bin, you have to
feel the bottom off me to say which one's which?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Has that been on film?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
No, I don't know if you see me current affair,
apologies all round.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I think we pursue this first. I'd love I feel
the tribal drama wall beat for this.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
That's coming up on gold Jonesy and Amanda listen to
the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart Habit.
It is an interesting scenario when you're out with your
dog now that you've got to pick up their business.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Of couse you do, and most people I think take seriously,
it's hard in the park and the dogs are all
running around and one of the dogs does something and
the owner's looking the other way. I don't know what
the etiquette is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I'll ask you another question.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
When your dog does a Wii, do you feel obliged
to sort of tell everyone that it's just a we no,
a universal signal?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well, the shape of the dog when it's doing it.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, but a lot of them do the hunch down
the girl.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I know what you mean, but the but you know
what I mean, I know what you mean, sometimes sometimes
I have to do what I call the pr pick up,
meaning that my dog has just done pretty much liquid
number two is but just nothing to pick up. But
you have to waste a dog pooh bag on it
because people have seen it and it looks like it
was more than it is.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
I was at the lights.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
I was just sitting there and a lady was walking across,
and the dog just decided to do it in the
middle of the intersection. And the man's gone red, red,
flashing red. Not there a witness to it.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
A little walk man, I understand, and I just thought,
are you poor thing?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
And then it's it's smart and it hasn't.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
That's when you pray for rain. In terms of the
whole show, of course it does.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Of course people are tooting horns because they don't know what's.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Going on behind.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Hey, there's a lady having a situation.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
My dad was once getting a lift the lady. My
dad was getting a lift with a colleague and he
got into the car, and the whole trip they're both
what's going on, and then Dad realizes it's in the
tread of his shoes in this man's new car, his
boss's new car, and the way Dad tells it. The
man said, have you trodden in dog manure? And Dad said,
(25:32):
of course I have. I don't always smell like this,
but it was all in a tread of his ship.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's the worst you get, the stick. You got to
pick it out. See that doesn't happen anymore because people
pick it all up.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Well they should, they should. Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No aliens come that's that old jake. They come down.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
They see us picking up a dog's pooh. They must
think the dogs are the overlords.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, well let's do it. Let's drum would be bible
drum will beat for tales of the dog poop that
actually is a human? Don't pick his up tales of
the dog poop?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
What was?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Have you had an etiquette situation? What's what's gone on?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
We'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Gamation Gold, it's Jonesy demand, it's jam nation driving you home,
and the tribal dramas beating the tales of the dog poop.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Whether you like it or not, it finds its way
in all sorts of strange places. There is a lot
of etiquette involved with who picks up what and what
you do with it.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
It's all fraud and there's great shame if you don't
pick it up either rightly.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So Joe has joined us.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Hello Joe, what's happened?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (26:40):
Hi guys.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
It was on my wedding day and my flower girl
trod in the DS just as we were getting into the.
Speaker 11 (26:47):
Car to go to the service.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Oh no, you didn't get on your dress or anything.
Speaker 12 (26:53):
No, no, no, it wasn't on my dress at all.
But it was on or on her shoes and all
over her dress. Ye.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
And it just gets everywhere, and it's a very distinctive aroma.
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yes, it certainly was.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh, thank you Joe.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Thanks joh on your wedding day.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You know. Oh Chris is joined.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Oh Chris, what happened afternoon?
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Guys? I'm actually a victim. It was Christmas in the
late eighties. I've got a taxi to my NaN's and
had to pull up at the neighbors because NaN's scrunt
was full. I jumped out of the cab, ran inside,
come back yet with the presents, come back out to
grab the potato salad, ran back and did a second trip,
and then at the carpet scene cleaned the nuts. That
a big Christmas do. It was light gray carpet. I
(27:37):
looked and there was like massive dog poop and I thought,
who's who's trotted that form? And I thought, oh, that
looks And when I looked at my shoe, it was mine,
and I grabbed me and he pulled aside of Suddenly
sands If stepped in dog craps and meant my power look.
He went white. She said they just walked Barney, their dog.
(27:57):
He didn't say nothing, and Pa turned He's scarf it
out to the backyard. So it was obviously Barnie, our
dog dog, and and par let him through on the
neighbors nature strip and right.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
So it was Karma didn't pick it up.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
So Pa has gone over to the neighbors streams Barnie.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
And then you've trodden it and then through your grand
selling and getting back into Nana's house.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Chris, you see how it all unfolds.
Speaker 11 (28:27):
Yeah, but not great Tarma. It's not not for the
Green Channel. I did not, but.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Mate, that's it's your part of your clan. That's that's
that's what happened.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Karma can work.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's how it all works.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
And take more of your calls. Thank you, gem Nation Gold.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home and if
you've just joined us, good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
The tribal drummers beating tales of the dog poo.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Hello Paul, how are Paul?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
For good? Yourself?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Very well? It's an unsavory times. It affects a lot
of us. What happened?
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Oh well, you know every now and then people have
problems with real estate agents and they try and tell
you what to do. You don't agree with it, and
you have debates and arguments with them.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Well, while I was walking my dog one night, this
is a while ago now, and I had one of
my boys with me, and he tends to cock his
leg when he has where you or a pooh? And
we got out front of the real estate at night
and he cocked his leg on the real estate door
and dropped the biggest poo and it was unpick up herble. Yep,
(29:32):
there was a commercial type poo. So my boy sort
of looked at me. Do we pick it up? And
I said, boy, you're going to pick it up? You
said no, So there's a lest bloody run, so we did.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I ran away from the seat.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Everyone's a critic. Yeah, you left a little bit of
an interest rate.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
They asked for a lot of trouble when you look
at it. They put up their sign and they got
a picture.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
With their phone numbers, their mobile phone nuns.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
I saw an excellent mono brows done, the best mono.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Brow in this guy.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Sure it'd have been drawn in.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, that's what I thought. I actually ha to stop.
I thought, whoa, that's an extraordinary monoprak.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
A woman and.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I got close and I realized it was just a sharpie.
So someone had gone across the road. It was one
of those underpass boards up to the billboard. Got this
sharpie app and done A very good representative.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Asked for trouble.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Thank you, Bob.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Jackie is joined, Hello Jackie, tell us about the poo pooh.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Well, isn't this a story. I had been on a
few dates with a guy and it was about the
time when you take them home and have a bit
of fun. And I don't know if you know much
about grudles, but they are the most precious dogs you've
ever met. And if the grass is wet, I was
raining on the night that I took this gentleman home
my little pretty road. He wouldn't walk out on the
(30:46):
grass and so I thought, how am I going to
get around this? You know, I want to put her
out and get down the business. I took her downstairs
and she started to pull that little arch back and
I'm like, no, I pulled my hand under them. I
realized it was really happening. I pulled my hand away
and she shut all over my shoes. They were white.
(31:07):
But not only that. I then had to go upstairs
in front of this new bloke. We shot all over
my shoes and explain what happened.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And I never saw the God, that's not like a man.
You did say it was a dog and pove.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
He must haves going great, he must have.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, well that's good, but he must have wondered what
kind of weird ritual is this? Yeah, but he didn't
know you well enough to know that that was a
horrific accident.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Couldn't say it was in a tall explosion that can happen.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Oh no, thank you, Jo Well poor what a fool
he is, because he sounded like a huge catch he
did right out.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Didn't just thank you for all your calls coming up.
We're talking about pub test traveling today. Does it pass
the public?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
We don't mean in the dangers and things. But I
saw a great interview with the guy in English celebrity
who's just over it. You're just not interested And it's
a very brave thing to say.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Yes, Sam in a request for them to do it again.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
And Amanda mentioned lay off the moonshine.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Manage.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
It's so weak, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (32:27):
There's a lot of toxicity around at the moment. And
I'm not just talking about here at the fun Factory
married a first sight.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
We haven't spoken a word about it today.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
I was hoping that you might give me a day off.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yesterday they gave us a pub test content we're talking
about Jia is running for Mother.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Of the Year, who the hell told him I had
a kid?
Speaker 5 (32:48):
And Scott, who is going to be the next contestant
on Mastermind.
Speaker 13 (32:51):
We really set the stone, haven't we set the tyrone
the stone?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Then?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Anyway, the pub test subject Scott got in trouble because
he had some photos of his ex on his phone.
JEA wasn't happy about it, and we had the pub test.
But there has now been some new development, new development,
new developments?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Is that the end you want to tell me more.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I've pricked your curiosity, haven't you? Just jem jam Gold.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation driving you home married a
first sight last night.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I was just watching it for research purposes, your honor.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Okay, what happened trouble in Jeer and Scott's camp.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Well, this is about him having photos of his ex. Yeah,
somewhere in his phone and you can't dick.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
And it just popped up in the memory.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
That's the thing. You can't dictate that.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Knife because they can come out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's not like you're sitting gawking.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
An unexpected fight broke out between the couple after Scott
refused to delete a photo of his ex from his phone.
Speaker 13 (33:53):
There was a memory photo of myself and my ex
and hopped up like a memory from twenty twenty. Pretty
much how it went down was needed to lead those photos.
I'm out and I said, I'm not willing to delete
photos of a memory from that long ago. I'm what,
I'm just not going to do it.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
It's no biggie, started off a memory of myself.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
It's Luckysteria is representing himself in court. It's no biggie
because you COVID different times back then.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Well not just that, I mean you're going to go
around to your partner's house and take out and make
them check out all their photo albums.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
Plenty of people had their say on the pub test
being told to delete photos of your ex from your phone.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
They got very passionate shout out to.
Speaker 12 (34:33):
My absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
My ex went through my photo album and took off
all photos of my family and everything, and it's just wrong.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
I personally think that it molds a person that they
are today.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
You know, everyone's got a pass.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I don't think it does.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Look, oh as one of the main contentions for The
Golden Bachelor, and I end up going out with one
of the girls from the show The gold Bachelor, went
out for probably a month orspos and then she give
me call the other day and said, you need to
get all these pictures down that were of us because
they're public. And I said, no, well, they're on my feed,
not yours. I just took her name off them, but
I've bless them on my feed.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (35:10):
I think You've got.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
To get over it, you know, I think, why would
you have to do Someone could be looking at a
photo agoing Jesus judged aboard.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
These and it's a poverty.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Then Ella, Ella was the voice of reason.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
I feel like it depends on how often you're looking
at it and what the photo was in context of.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
And that is so true. What happened, Well, this bombshell
was dropped.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
I put past code in and it literally came up
your memory from two thousand, blah blah blah. It is
literally a photo of her in lingerie. And they're not
normal photos. They're not him and her at a beach
having lunch. It's her bending over in lingerie. I don't
want to see that. I literally said, I think you
should let these photos, and he just said no, and
(35:59):
that was it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
She put but she's got his phone. She puts the
pass code in his phone.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
No, they're in the car driving along, and she didn't
like the sick beats that he was playing, so I
changed it over.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Jonesy Demander on gold.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Bending over in the lingerie. Should you have to delete
those ones?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well, I don't delete them, send them to me.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Oh, you creep sick beats, see you on the island.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, that escalated quickly.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
When there's big issues to discuss, we go straight down
to the Jonesy Demander Arms four.
Speaker 9 (36:37):
The pub teest top test does look past the pub
Test hub test.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
The pub test doesn't pass the stiff test and stop it.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's not heipful.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
We thought we'd talk about traveling, and I know it's
we don't mean now because that now it's not there's
trouble going on the world, absolutely, but in general. I've
got a friend who sold her business last year and
everyone just assumed that, wow, you're free to travel now.
And she didn't want to travel, but the pressure to
travel it was really hard for her to come out
and say I'm not interested in that. Anita and I
(37:09):
did our podcast about that last year on the podcast,
and we've got such responsibeble saying, thank goodness, someone is
saying it. I've been listening to there's a podcast that
is featuring a British broadcaster, Jonathan Ross. Do you know Jonathan. Yes, Well,
he was asked about travel and he's not a fan.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
You are telling people that you hate travel.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
It's so much fuss, getting ready, so much of a faff,
getting to the airport, getting in early, make sure your
bags packed, someway, putting things in little bags, and go
through security. Taking your shoes off, taking your belt off,
having a stranger fill you up, Get on the plane.
Wait on the plane. The plane is delayed, just stuck
on the time like it takes off. It's bumpy on
the way there. The old WiFi doesn't work. You get there,
you've got to wait till you get off. You're driving
(37:48):
around in a plane till then find someone to park.
And they knew you were coming. What didn't they have
a parking space ready.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
You get out of the.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Plane, You've got to go and queue up. You queue
up for a long time to go through security, and
you think, am I going to be letting this if
I haven't done anything wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
You queue up to get your bags.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
Sometimes your bags aren't there, So then don't queue up
to get a car or a taxi to get someone.
That is probably a good at least a whole day
of your life gone doing irritating things for what normally
to go and just sit by a pool somewhere, wait
till the summer go down, Get in your car, drive
down somewhere nice in the UK, sit by a pool.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
There there you go.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
And it was surprising the response to what he'd said.
There everyone came to his defense, agreeing with him not
interested in travel. Travel is overrated, but the pressure to
travel is immense. It's almost shameful to say you're not interested.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
We wanted travel to van Awatu. I've never been there before.
We were along there, and we went along there when
it's just curious. We went to the resort of the
result was dreadful and the pool, My pool at home
was better.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
When't you invite all the people to your plan.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
And I'm sitting around the pool and I don't know
if you've been to van a WHATU The service isn't
the greatest.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
So I ordered to be five hours later in cable. Well,
just like I thought, Well why did I bother doing?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
You're not a traveler person is.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
A full disclosure. My old man was an airline pilot.
When I was a kid. We used to fly around
a lot, and my whole anxiety with flying was we
were never going to get on the plane.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
We always on stand I mate, you're on standby.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
So my life was always on stand by, and you'd
have to dress up because you know where you'd be
sitting on the plane. You could be an economy or
you could be up at first class sitting next to
Mick Jagger, so you didn't know, so you'd be dressed up.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
You know.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Once were on the plane and mel Gibson was on it,
and my mom wouldn't shut up about how tall he was.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
She's obsessed like your mother was obsessed with teeth.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
He's so short, He's so she wasn't tall.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, he's tiny. Mel Gibson's like, no.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
One wants to hear that. If you want to.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Shoot him from down low all the time.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Well, that's Jonesy's travel expense.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Anyway. I'm just saying I grew up in a pilot family.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
My wife, on the other hand, didn't get to go
on a plane till she was twenty one.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
She love it.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
She's like, wants to travel everywhere. She's like a ill billy.
All right, how good to this?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Let me put it to you, like granny mate.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
She appreciates travel.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
And you know what, I get a great deal of
joy out of her love of travel because she inspires
me to travel, which is nice traveling.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Does it pass the pub test? We'd love to know
what you think and what do you make of Brendan's
family members.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Listen, the witches are looking for someone else to cook, okay,
not met it.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
Amanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 12 (40:37):
That's money, extra cash money Jonesy and Amandas we're.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
A radio station though not a place of entertainment. Ten
questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass if
you don't know an answer. We'll come back to that.
Question of time permits you get all the questions right.
One thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
You can make it two thousand dollars, but it is
double or nothing.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Madeline or Madeline isn't like.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
A Madeline or a Madeline. I am a madline. Thank you, hello, madam, welcome, Hello.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
I'm so excited to get through.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Thank you well, Happy days, Happy days. Let's seef we
can get you some money. Ten question sixty seconds. Do
say pass if you're not sure, so you might have
time to come back. Okay, okay, all right, Madeline, here
we go because he comes. Question number one, what's the
main vegetable used in a hash brown? Question two? Which
swim stroke has the same name as an insect?
Speaker 12 (41:29):
Let's a fly?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Question three? In music, what is R and B short? Four?
Speaker 7 (41:34):
Rhythm and blues.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Question four, ver million is a shade of which primary color?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Well red?
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Question five? In Roman mythology, a faun is half goat
and half what.
Speaker 12 (41:48):
Human?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yep? Question six? Finish this diamonds ra Girl's best Friend?
Question seven. The TV show succession was allegedly based on
which family the murder question eight? What does ANZAC stand for?
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Australia, New Zealand?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh and Hillary?
Speaker 8 (42:09):
Oh no, Australia and past?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Question nine? How's that is a term associated with which
sport cricket? Question ten? Which prime minister were missing in
sixty seven?
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Holt? Holt?
Speaker 3 (42:25):
What you're doing? Australia and New Zealand Army Corps?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
Oh drats?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Oh Madeland I thought you might have got there, so
did I?
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Thank everyone was written for you though, Madeline, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I was written for me, Thank you and rightly so
thank you. Coming up next, the results of the pub
Test Traveling. Sometimes it can be liberating to say it's
not your thing with put it to the pub test.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's coming up on.
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Gold Nation Gold, It's Jonesie Demanda's jam Nation driving you home.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Let's get on down to the j and A arms.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
The pub Test Top test does not past the pub
test hub test to test the pup test shub test.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
The pub test doesn't pass the Stift test. Stop it
it's not feeful traveling does it pass the pub test.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
We're kind of made to feel that that the minute
you can, you should be traveling. And Australians are famous travelers,
but not everyone likes to travel. I've got a friend who,
as I said earlier, when she sold her business, everyone said, oh,
you'll be you know, trekking the Camino, and she says, no,
I'm going to go to the South Coast for a
few years.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
I like going to the nice places of the world.
I'm not a third world kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
But you don't, you know, you're you have to be
coerced into getting on a plane.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yeah, that's what I mean. You like, I'll go to Hawaii.
That's all right, you know I like that place. That's great.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
You go there because you know there's going to be
a duney. You know you can get some money out.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Because we stay at home.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Well, I'll go there, but you know that that's the
extent of my my worldwide.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, not just to why.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
But you know Jonathan Ross, who's a British broadcast was
on a podcast recently and said this.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
You are telling people that you hate traveling.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
So much fuss getting ready, it's so much of a
faf getting to the airport, getting in early, make sure
your bags packed some way, putting things in little bags,
and go through security, taking your shoes off, taking your
belt off, having a stranger fill you up, get on
the plane.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Get there.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
You've got to wait till you get off.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
You're driving around in a plane till then find somewhere
to park, and you queue up to get your bags.
Sometimes your bags aren't there, so then don't queue up
to get a car or a taxi to get someone
that is probably a good at least a whole day
of your life gone doing irritating things for.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
The feel up.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, but it's interesting. Everyone who responded to that story
was saying yep, well said that's how I feel too.
How about you traveling? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 9 (44:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Love to travel, love to see new places, try new foods,
experience things, especially if you take a look at.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
It from a historical point of view. Parts of the
world it.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
Went through amazing events and to be perfectly honest with
my wife and I a big Disney fan, so we've
done most of the Disney part. You just can't get.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
That here in Australia. But it's certainly it's worth it.
I'm traveling to the UK at the end of this
month going business.
Speaker 12 (45:14):
No I'm not a fan. I have traveled, but I'm
with Jonathan Ross on this. It's a lot of kafaffle
and I get a lot of people going, oh, you've
got to go to New York and you've got to
do this. And I have no inclination to go to
America whatsoever. I would much rather spend the money at
home and see our beautiful country.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Oh boy, you get to meet all these marvelous people,
make new friends and see the world and go I reckon.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
What about this guy?
Speaker 4 (45:44):
But it's certainly as worth it.
Speaker 7 (45:46):
I'm traveling to the UK at the end of this
month going business.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Quite the flex.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Thank you, Kath remember that on Kathy Keep Me going business.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Thank you for all your calls.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Jamation Gold, It's jonesy Amanda's jam Nation having you home.
I just noticed you're on your phone, didn't we have
a no phones in the studio policy?
Speaker 6 (46:05):
There?
Speaker 3 (46:05):
My brother is having an operation on his nose. If
it's all right with you.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
What's he doing? What's Cameron?
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Now? He's got blockages and he just sent a photo
through And I said, and his nose is all blocked
and bandaged and massive. I said, shame of having a
passport photo tomorrow. And then that's a joke. And then
I said, probably when you get your passport photo taken
in ten years, you'll still think you look better. Now,
that's always the shame of, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, get well, mate, I will, but let me.
Speaker 3 (46:28):
Have a look at what I just saw. What just
come up on my phone. This is a real I
just saw according to the first letter of your name,
this is how much brain you have? Oh, okay, a
that's me ninety nine percent.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
This is like.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
The person that's going to pooh themselves one that you
keep getting out.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
I keep getting that this person whose letter comes up
is going to have a toilet incident at two am.
It's always J. All right, So Ryan r ninety nine
point ninety nine percent of brain. Sorry you're I'm ninety
nine percent. Ryan is ninety nine point He begs, let
me J where's J. No brain it's and then your surname. Well,
(47:10):
let's have a look at b oh, sorry, that was
your surname. It says your first name. Let's look at
your first name, b.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Zero percent, of course, your.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Zero percent, no brain, that's your Indian name.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Am I am I going to pull myself at two
in the morning.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Friday two. That's only you can answer that, Brendan.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Okay, Well, tune in tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
We'll be back then, we'll see you.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Indeed, good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Demander podcast. Download the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 12 (47:45):
Now, let's get.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
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