FULL SHOW: Tales Of The Sports Cheat

In this episode of Jonesy and Amanda, the hosts dive into the world of the Winter Games, where controversy is brewing in the curling arena. They discuss the recent scandal involving Canada and Sweden, where a disputed call led to a heated argument.

The show also touches on the importance of effort and thought in relationships, with a Valentine's Day story that sparks debate.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Good afternoon to you, Amanda. How are you today?

Speaker 4 (00:05):
I'm well. Have you spent your entire weekend watching Maths?

Speaker 5 (00:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I watched it last night and I was very disappointed.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Are we going to be talking about Maths?

Speaker 6 (00:13):
No, nothing happened, just wide eyes and wide gobs.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is that yours? That's what they do? What do you
mean that's what they do? They just girned too much.
There's too much wide eye and what well.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I reckon what they do. I know what you're referring
to is that they should.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Only get in the proma.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
You could do it, but I reckon. They probably have
an elephant walk into the room and they goes M
and then they just film that and then use that
completely out of context for the rest of the season.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Can we use what you just did then, out of context?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Help yourself.

Speaker 6 (00:43):
It looks like that emoji, you know, the mooji, the
crazy faced emoji. That's what your face looks like. It's
almost like modeled on your face.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
They would do something like that to get a reaction
from them and then just place that wherever they felt like.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Breaking news. One of the brides is pregnant and.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Engaged to one of the grooms to her former partner
before the experiment.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, nothing makes you rekindle like going on a television
show with somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, it's like when the block, when they start doing
those challenges. I get a little bit bored with that.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
So what is it less.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Wide eyes and big gobs, more wine throw and shenanigans
for me?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Was it too regular and emotional for you?

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Mister Meredith first sight? If you can conjure that up
for me, that would be great. Well, Monday show is
always good.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Is it a bit brought a presumptive boast? We've got
three hours to go.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, it's always fun to do.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
We're going to talk about Ed Sheeran, you and I Jones,
you both to see it. Sheheron over the weekend. We're
going to talk about the icy Olympics, the most staid
and laughable kind of sport. The most staid sport, and
I shouldn't say laughable, but the sport that's most famous
for where nothing happens has erupted in a whole lot
of controversy.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
There's much to discuss there, and we can't do anything
until we do the Fast Fast Nation, Street.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of La Jonesy and Demanders five.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Here it is five questions. Can you go all the
way and answer all five questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will say, well.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
The winner will get two hundred and fifty dollars to
spend at best restaurants.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, indeed.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Sharon is in Kiroll. Hello, Sharon, Hello, how are you great?
Do you have a good weekend? A?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
You know, not too bad?

Speaker 8 (02:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (02:15):
Yeah, yesterday went to the Mighty Gras festival in the city,
which was good.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
What was that like? I know that they've canceled the
big party, but the festival is still underway, isn't it.
The festival still happened.

Speaker 8 (02:25):
Yes, yeah, awesome Victoria Park, Yeah, absolutely, love and the launch.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yes it is, yes, yes, good.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
You know I never usually do the weekend chat, but
he's me doing the weekend chat.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
And what a great thing. And you know, Sydney is
very famous for its Mighty Gras.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
The lost canceled the after party, didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
He brings a lot of money into the city here.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Not the after party was costing everything. That was the problem.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Question number one the West Coast coolers. Here we go,
Sharon question number one for you. Jim and Pam are
characters who fall in love on what show?

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Is the tom?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Matt, No, No it's not Mats fall in love should
have been there.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
There might be a Jim and on has but no.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Ross is in North Bay's Water. Hello, Ross, there you
go and go going well.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Very well?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Jim and Pam? Do those names sound familiar? They fall
in love in which TV show?

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Oh they don't.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
It's a sitcom. There's a clue. Oh sorry, Ross sound
like he was about to answer, and Ryan's beeped him out.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
We can't listen to Ross. Hem and Haw all afternoon.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Hem and Haw. That's my law firm.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
There are maths as well. Mark's in Penrith.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
Hi, Mark, Hey guys, how are you going?

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Le's if you can answer this? Jim and Pam characters
who fall in love on what show?

Speaker 10 (03:52):
Um?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
That the office?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yes you're American, that's it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Let's play sing it back to me. Mark.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
This is a song that Jonesy has been obsessed with since.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
My head all weekend?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I know, and now we all have to share the horror.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Mark? Can you sing the next line of this song?
Have a listen?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I just wall of chess, my fish, drive my true
What happens next?

Speaker 8 (04:18):
Oh man, I would not have a clue what it
will be next?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Do you want to speculate?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Mark, it's my fish.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
After you've caught your fish, you've driven your truck. What
are you hankering for?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
A nice colb?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I'll get to you because he's the line. This is
the song that was sung by Lee Brice at the
Alternative Conservative Super Bowl half time.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yeah, it's called country nowadays?

Speaker 7 (04:48):
This country?

Speaker 6 (04:50):
They country and e can you be a little bit
country and a little bit of rocket roll?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
He hasn't named a single thing he can't do.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
There was other things that he wants to do.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
I just cut my grass, feed my dogs.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Wearing my boots Irony. He was wearing boots as he
sung that song.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I don't get confused and cut your dog.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Achievable goals.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richard has a pre show ritual
where he has to eat what It's been well documented.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
It's multiple choice. Come on, don't make it too.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hard, okay?

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Is it a jam rolly poly b Shepherd's pie or
sea fish, fingers, chips and beans.

Speaker 10 (05:33):
Let's go shepherd's pie.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
And is Shepherd's pie. So he's this before he was
show and he says, he you're crazy.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Cats don't cut my don't cut my crust before you.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah. Well, it's like a crem broulet. You can't break
into it without someone else, without your own permission. Am
I making sense?

Speaker 11 (05:49):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Which Australian bird is classified as a Class one dangerous
animal in some region?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
You've seen her on maths.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
Umm Class one dangerous cover.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
We're not here to have relations with spiders?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
What if I am here to have a relation with
Spider Man? That is question when he's hanging upside down
and I.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Take his it's a superhero, he's a superhero. It's totally different.

Speaker 11 (06:21):
He's not living under the toilet here every second of
Jonesy and Demander on Demand Search for us now on
the iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Jonesy and Demanders.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Five Fast five. It's the mid afternoon brainstrain. Can you
go all the way and answer five questions?

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Well, you only have to answer question five correctly to
win the prize. We're up to question number four already.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Lisa is in Romsey.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Hi, Lisa, Hi, how you going angry?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Thank you? Which Australian bird is classified as a Class
one dangerous animal in some some regions. Ah, you know, David,
Yes it is David Attenburg. I said, that's the only
animal that I think that scares him that he doesn't like.
Have you since got this like one giant toenail? Yeah,
and it can eviscerate you with it.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
You wouldn't think that it would. But they can be
pretty bad as well. I remember an emy peck and
my brother, Oh, you.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Said it was so bad, you said, you laughed your
head off.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
You just said a Lisa, we're little kids and we're
at this.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
It was in Victoria, were a little animal enclosure thing
with my grandfather and my brother gets savage and we
were just laughing.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Who's the way you're and your grandfather.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah, he's going to come on, Matthew, get away tough enough,
Come on.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Name this is for question five. Lisa. Okay, okay, sorry,
that's very underwhelming.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
I know, name one of the events that Australia has
won Olympics or one gold at the icy Olympics. Name
one of the events that Australia has one gold at
the icy Olympics.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
No, yes, it's true.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Jopara Anthony won gold at you're a snow.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
By a boarding freestyle skiing.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Well, have a look under here. That's what it says.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Ryan's coming in with some EXTRAININGUS information.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Ryan.

Speaker 12 (08:13):
Yeah, I think moguls is part of that's what events.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Congratulations Lisa, Lisa, congratulations to what You've got two hundred
and fifty dollars to spend at best restaurants.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Lisa, thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Tell them you just want to kiss your fish, run
carse Lisa from my face.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
According to the world of that song, what would be
your next your next step after you've done that, you've
caught your fish, you've driven your truck.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
What's your next thing?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
What's the next one for you?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Just out of curious tea? Yeah, I do like, Okay,
you've driven your truck.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I have a tea. Maybe you'd want a firm stool, Brendo.
Everyone's is their own.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Good pooh, that would be good. Thank you, Lisa. Carry on.
That's a good week. We went out on Saturday. It
wasn't a date.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Nine No, we were with our families.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, we're with our families.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
But to see it sheer, it was just briniant. We'll
talk about that. We will talk about some controversy at
these so called icy Olympics. I say so called because
we can't say what they're officially called, because they're not affiliated.
There's been a scandal in the sport of curling. Someone
took it longer hair straight.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Now that's coming.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I've amused myself.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Good on the Jonesy demand of socials. After you've caught
your fish, driven your truck, drunk your beer, what next
for you? You suggested a cup of tea, A.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Cup of tea, maybe mouthwash, after you've pashed to fish and.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Done all those about you.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Well, I'm having what he's having. I'd probably just drink
my beer and that's.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
All I want. I want to maybe wear my boots,
cut my grass fever.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
And dog his ones. You've got to have something which sounds.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Like basic sort of stuff and it's all achievable.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Goals, even a private toilet moment, a.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Really good poop. Okay, can I put that down?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Put it in.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
If you would like to join us, you can Jonesy
Demander dot com dot au or on all the socials.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Ed Sheeran second time, third time I've seen a Sheeran.
He just gets better and better.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
You and I had to see him on Saturday night.
He's still got Brisbane Melbourne Adelaide to go before he
heads off to South America. He's an incredible performer. It's
just him. I know, there's a team of other people,
but when you on the night, all you see pretty
much is him, and the graphics behind him are extraordinary.
But the power of that one man, you know what
I felt? Why it was so good? So it was

(10:24):
so timey to see him because it just seems at
the moment that every rich, powerful, successful man has some
awful secret island that he got.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Imagine if Sheeron was on it.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
No, but my point is not is that he's someone
who's got all the trappings and is living a normal
life as a regular lovely man.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
What's he worth your reagon? I don't know, am I right?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Such a man question.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
He's just been scrolling through his phone. You could probably google.

Speaker 12 (10:51):
Well, say three hundred and seventy million pounds whooah, So
let me just do it quick. Okay, So that's seven
hundred and twenty five million.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
He's there, he is in his T shirt, just performing.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Just out there. Did you find that he chatted with
his guitar tech a bit too much.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
I didn't notice that.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
The guy with the top not hairdoo, he come out
with a guitar when I came. I just give him
the need to give him a big pep talk.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
He's doing all right.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I talked a lot with the audience, which I thought
was so lovely.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
I loved that my mate I kept talking too much.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
No. I love that he explained the whole his journey.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
And where the songs came from, and his emotion around
the songwriting. When he sang this song, which is one
of my absolute favorites, perfect nice. The imagery behind that
was so lovely because on the big screen was It's
called kinsugi and this is the Japanese art of repairing porcelain.
And the idea is that you use lacquer and certain

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gold bits and pieces and you glue it back together.
The idea that that makes it even more perfect. The
broken bits give it a life of its own, and
that's what actual perf fiction is. And I thought that
was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I was a little concerned when he encouraged everyone to
use their phone torches for various songs.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
That was good.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
And I'm just worried in this day and age. If
you were down to your last ten percent, you're got
to get nuber home, Thanks Ed?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
How am I getting home now?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Battery take up a lot of your phone charge a
lot of your battery.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Your torch, Yeah, she's up a fair bit. In the
old days, you'd hold a lighter.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
So did you just call out boo instairs?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Sorry? Ed, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
I've got to get my arms crossed.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
No. No, yeah, I'm down to my last ten percent.
Although he's I guess he's excellence as a musician is
put to the ford.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Did you see that bit? He kind of mucked up
the loop things. So he's got the loop thing, tell
me all the loop the loop thing. So he loops
a moment in song and then plays a guitar overlay,
and that's how he does he works.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's an old DJ top.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
And the tourist called loop.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
And there was one moment where I really appreciated the
brilliance of Ed Sheeran. He's looped on the little loop
machine and he's got his guitar. Then he gets the
audience to do their own you know, singer sort of
a thing, and they're repeating that. So he's now using
the audience as a human loop.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
So he's got the loop recorded. Then he's got human loop,
which you know.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Okay, you look at it down to ten percent of
your voice.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Say, for example, like you know, we could do it
with you in the equipment that we have me to sing.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
No, no, no, I'll just get stuff from you on
the show.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Remember that time, for example, when we're doing TikTok Taka
and you beat the air fry to death?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Do you remember this?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
This this tomato soup far and it's called You're a
pain in the aim?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Well for you after seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
So that's me bashing the air fright. No one makes
me angry like you do.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
There should be a day for the poor old air
frys that have been killed by you. Anyway, if we
do a bit of magic here and we loop that in,
would say in the tonight by Phil Collins called.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Tomato soup bar and it's called You're a pain in
the a You're like sheering, I've done a collab.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
In the air friar tonight You've done a colab?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Do I get royalties? Perhaps? How much has they've got again?
Something it once to go back into the courts.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
I'm sure he's not in this. This is our own thing.
All we're gonna do is loop this.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I hate you, I hate you, Brendan, don't need to
move it. We can have that at in time.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
It just works.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Icy Olympics, the icy Olympics curling scandal, condom shortage all
the goth will have it for your next because we're
not officially affiliated with the event that's taking place on
the snow and ice in Italy.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Right and fair enough, Channel nine they ponied up the money.
What do we do?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
We'd have said, oh, we can't talk about it.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
What we can't get it for free?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
No, so we're calling it the icy Olympics. It's not
about to say the actual words.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
There's a bunch of words we can't say.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
I can't even read out the words we can't say
because that's been redacted.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Seems to we live in a redacted.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
World these days and we can't play the almost said
it icy Olympics theme. But we can play this.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Now the icy Olympics. That's our team version.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Here's a couple of stories that you may not know
that's going on there.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Well.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
First of all, Australia, as we know, doing so well,
our best ever medals hall Ever, we're coming eleventh. That's incredible.
Canada that has a lot of snow, has a lot
of ices, coming fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
We've beaten Great Britain.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, we're beating Great Britain. It's incredible.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Congratulations everybody, let's give ourselves a big clap on the back.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Well, speaking of Clerk, that's a terrible transition. There's a
condom shortage at the Olympics. They're all icy Olympic Village.
Am I allowed to say those words?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, you can sue that.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
But what's interesting is they it's been reported in the
Italian daily newspaper La Stampa that has taken three days
to empty the entire stock of ten thousand condoms at
the icy Olympic Village. Official say additional shipments are incoming,
come on quick. But what I had to did a
bit of digging because I thought, are they all ramped?
What's going on? It takes long time to get out

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of the like or you'd think for starters.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
They're pretty sexy, of course, and they work out well,
absolutely so they're happy with their body.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
But here this is what's interesting is that there are
less Olympians in the icy Olympics than they are in
the summer, the hot, dry Olympics, and ten thousand condoms.
That's three to four condoms per athletes. Some obviously won't
be using any so three to four per athlete. At
the Paris Olympics there were twenty eight to twenty nine

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per athlete allocated.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Well, it's a city of love.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
As you said, I think these people are, you know,
pretty sinewy and up for it. I'd imagine, I don't know,
maybe it takes too long to get out of the
gear and everyone's just tired. I mean, you take it out,
you'd be a bit pongy.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
What skeleton?

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I mean when you take your body out of the lower.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
We all know where you're going with this? What's that one?
When they all sit on each other?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I know that is very unusual. I saw a meme
that said, this looks like it began as someone opening
the door and seeing something they shouldn't say.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's a supports.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
What about this? If you're a fugitive, don't go to
the icy Olympics. A Slovak fugitive was caught trying to
enter the hockey he'd been a fugitive for sixteen years,
and I don't know whether it was facial recognition, but
he went to support his national ice hockey team and
he was apprehended and didn't even get to see the game.
I'm of all the things to make you break your

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life in hiding. What about this Spanish figure skater, Tamars
lucrek Garino Sabat. If you wanted to make a poster
of him, you'd run out of texts. Let's face it.
He his whole performance is based around the music of
Despicable Me, and he wears the overalls and the yellow
T shirt. If you don't look ridiculous enough doing pter skating.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Male skaters, just solo male skaters be ik enough without.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
That, this is a quadruple ick. So he had a
signature Minions themed routine and just shortly before the icy Olympics,
it looked like they'd change the ruling slightly and he
would not get permission to dance to his theme, and
the word went out. A whole lot of supporters, a
fan base got on board with a hashtag let the

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Minion dance and find it the last minute got permission.
Here's how his and I'm not making this up. Here's
the music to which he starts his dance.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Ah see Universal YEP centennial logo with me.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
He's just imagine this with ice dancing attached by someone
dresses a minion.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Did you have one eye?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
And now let's get to the curling. Of all the sports.
Who would have thought this would be the most controversial
Canada and Sweden. The Swedes attached a special camera overhead
because they wanted to accuse the Canadians of cheating. Of
touching what I called the robo vac the other day.
He gave it a slight, minuscule little touch, and the

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Swede said courtier, and then they had a big fight.

Speaker 13 (19:35):
It's okay touching the rock after the dog line. I
don't know or's touching the rock?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Who's doing that?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You don't know it who?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
It's a couple who I haven't gone a wife?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
You can st swears swears at the curling. I have
to make your hair curl. That's my icy Olympic round.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Ah right, do we want natur please touching rock? I sellmpits.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Don't say you haven't be informed?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Coming up, let's talk about that.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
I think the tribal drum will beat the tales of
the sports cheat that could happen.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Man Yay, the sixteenth of February on the Jonesy Demand
of Socials.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
After You've caught your fish.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
This is Lee Brice, by the way, it's been living
rent free in my head all weekend from the turning
point America the Alternative Halftime Super Bowl Show and his
song Country Nowadays.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
How does fall of teess? My fish?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Drive my true And the next one is drinking my beer?
And I just thought, not everyone drinks beer. I wonder why.
I thought, you know, you ad your own thing to that.
So after you've.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
You've kissed it, doesn't kiss my fish.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
So it's caught your fish, said kiss my finger. Let's
catch the fish.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
Fish. Har Just Waller clears my fish.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
All this time I thought he said kiss I said,
kiss my fish. That's why I said the next line
should be get some mouthwash.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
No, he's catching a fish.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Oh okay, America's kissing his truck.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
They're like fishing and the shooting and a voting. Well,
we know that, drive your truck. What's next for me?

Speaker 4 (21:10):
It's just have a nice cup of tea.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, I was going just with ride the motorbike.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
That's one some of the calls that we've been getting
or some of the responses we've been getting on our
social media. Ben has put smoke my blunt. That's a
bit of hay Man human Oh is it? I did
that act like you don't know. I don't know you
went to university.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I didn't smoke a blunt.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh what's that thing? It's not a lava lamp.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
We all know, no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Sure you do.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Rich had said, kiss my cousin. If I'm in luck, Wow,
you go truck and luck.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
What's next?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Run a mark?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Please join us? Jonesy and Amanda on our social media.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Well, we're just talking a little bit earlier about the
cheating controversy. That is all anyone's talking about at the
icy Olympics, in the curling of all things cheating in sport.
We might put it to the travel drum.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yes, that's coming up.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Are you allowed to say gold with the icy Olympics on?
Are we allowed? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
You can say gold, but you can't say gold round
thing that's colored gold.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
If you can, I don't think you go go go
for Australia.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
You've said it now.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
I'm supportive of Channel nine and their endeavors to broadcast
the games, and I know your new overlords. I'm not
just sucking up Channel nine.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I get it. You know you pay the money. Of course,
that's fair enough.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I have Well, we just played a snippet earlier of controversy.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Sorry, mister Channel nine, not from the Games.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
From we're discussing the icy Olympics. Yes, going in Italy.
We're keeping it as generic as we can in a
little police in Italy where the icy Olympics.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I wanted something a bit more stereotypical in my Italian music.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Please, I feel like a key ante. I am I
allowed to say kyante?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
You could say it.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
So there's been a big controversy, but in between Canada
and Sweden in the curling that Sweden accused Canada of
double touching the robovac or the stone. I apparently he
didn't wasn't didn't quite double touch it, but you have
You're only allowed touch the handle, and his finger went
onto the actual stone bit and this is is where

(23:23):
it all came to blows.

Speaker 13 (23:24):
It's okay touching the rock after the dog line, I
don't know orn touching the rock?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Who's doing at you don't know it who?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's a couple who I haven't gone, a wife?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
You can go, right, sweet, I'm the curling.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
After the hogline. You're not allowed to touch the rock.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
No you can. You're not allowed to touch it and
you're only ever allowed to touch it with the handle anyway, apparently, right,
do you remember let's talk about cheating scandals. This wasn't
in an icy Olympics, but this was in a chess
arena back in twenty twenty three. You and I were
obsessed with this story. I think you no, well, this

(23:59):
is quite extra ordinary drama. Drama erupted in an elite
chess performance. Is that what it's called?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
A competitor claimed that the other person who'd won was
a cheater, and Nieman, the man involved, said I won
fair and square. He was accused of putting beads, sort
of vibrating beads in his bot bot and having someone
else control them to dictate his moves.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Right, okay, so rook to night.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
And his eyes had rolled back in his head and
it would happen. He has said that's not true, but
to the point where he was on a talk show
with Peers Morgan and this is a quote. This is
where it got to Peers Morgan said, have you ever
used anal beads while playing chess? And the answer was
your your curiosity is a bit concerning, but I can
tell you no, was the answer.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
It sounds like a song. I guess I'm not a
professional sportsman.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
It's not even an amateur one.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
And when I was a kid, I played AFL.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
My dad was a very good AFL player, so much
so he could have actually played for Yeah, he could
have played for South Melbourne when he was younger.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
And I was dreadful at AFL, absolutely dreadful.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
And then one day, for the first time in history,
I marked the ball in front of my goal pretty much,
you know, marked it and I was just more shocked
than anyone.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
And everyone around the field knew.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
And the old man's just looking at me and I've
marked it, and someone said kick it to me, so
I kicked it. It was the opposition player just stirring
me up, and you kicked it to him. I kicked
it to him, but my kicking was so bad. A
banana it off my foot and went into the goal.
But everyone saw it, so there was.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Not like, well you weren't cheating, You just an idiot.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
It was just laughter and people just said, hey James,
yeah boy, he's got the talent as any mate.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
You know, So that was that's your sporting proess. But
let's talk about that we won the game. Well, let's
talk about it strength of that kick. The tales of
the sports cheat. That's what we're going to do here.
You don't have to be in a professional athlete. It
might have been in your backyard cricket, it might have
been backyard anything. It could have been in any form
of sport. Tales of the sports stories, if you've got them,

(26:18):
use them, tales of the sports cheat.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
And it would have been if it hadn't been to
those meddling kids.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
But you're on the bus on the way home.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Made you retired years ago, a tournament.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Finished some time again, the travel drummers beating tales of
the sports cheat, and it would.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Have been mine if it hadn't been to those meddling kids.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's all happening in the vinya.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Well, you don't have to be an olympian though, too. Sorry,
And I see I think it's okay contestant to be
involved in the cheating though we have had the curling, yep,
the Swiss. Now was that the Swedes, I think accusing
the Canadians, and.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I think the Canadians they're pretty good with the curling.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
They're probably one of the world leaders in the colinny
and they ended up winning this match.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Of course, even with the cheating, even they'd be thrilled
even with this, Jenny. But do you look at sandpaper
Gate all those years ago, twenty eighteen.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Remember that happens at the most elite level.

Speaker 6 (27:15):
And that was because you think you want to do
anything to get an edge, you know what I mean,
and if it's legal.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
You can do it.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
There was a time when certain drugs in sport were
okay to take. There were certain pep tides. They used
to feed them pep tides and go take these peptides.
They'll be good for it.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
And then they suddenly said, no, you're gonna have the peptide.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
When Harley was professionally swimming, it was, you know, eighteen
or something, and it is competing against East Germans who
were who someone would use a bicycle pump to put
air in their backside so they'd be higher in the water.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, that's what it's about. Jim Y Ray, you seem
have interested into this. Well, I've found one.

Speaker 12 (27:48):
So apparently. The winner of the marathon at the nineteen
oh four Hot Olympics, Fred Laws, was later disqualified because
he hitched a ride in a car.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
For part of Yes nineteen they have cars in nineteen
o four.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
It's pretty conspicuous, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
The only car that has ever been made?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
And he was in it.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Fred, what's that thing is in? What's a time machine?
But these were these are professional examples. But you know,
have you got a sibling who cheats at sport?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
What have you got? Yeah, my brother used to cheat
at sport all the time.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
He'll be listening to this.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Whenever we play PINGK. How do you cheat well? Because
he knows my mass is dressed? Oh I see, so
he used my poor masks.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, fifteen hundred Nils.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Has been a big kerfuffle in the curly over in Lavignya.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
That's right. The Canadians have been accused of cheating by
the Swedish.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Seeing the tape, it looks like it's the hand of
God to me.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, it does look like he has touched what I
call the robovac. He claimed he didn't, but it ended
with some swears.

Speaker 13 (28:56):
It's okay touching the rock after the dog line, I
don't know or touching the rock?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Where's doing it at?

Speaker 7 (29:00):
You don't know it who? It's a couple who.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I haven't got a wife.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
You can.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Don't get a Canuck fighter.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
That's right, Tales of the sports cheat. That's what the
tribal drum is beating for.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
And it would have been known if it hadn't been
for those meddling kids.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Lisa has joined us Suo's the cheat.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Lisa my sister.

Speaker 10 (29:20):
Her name's Julie.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Okay, all the information, yep.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
Yeah, it was back in the s of mid to
late eighties. She was about fourteen in about year eight
at high school and it was the cross country and
we live in Wollongong, so she had to run from
say Coramel Beach into North Wollongong along the cycle ways yep.
And it was a really hot day, about thirty five degrees.
She was asthmatic.

Speaker 10 (29:43):
I wagged that day, but my mum knew, so we went.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
To Ferry Meadow Beach just parked purely just to give
her a drink, make sure she was okay. She was
walking past love I'm looking to good some month. Said
I'll drive you the rest of the way. So we
drove her and she got out in the car and
just sort of ran in the last hundred meters and
got a place, so in the top six or eight,
so she qualified to go to the next level.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
No oh, and she probably didn't even want to go
to the next level.

Speaker 8 (30:10):
She didn't want to go. So it took her about
two or three days and she admitted it. She went
to the pe teacher and sort of said, you know,
I cheated basically and told them the story. So she
everyone had to move up a place, so whoever missed
out got in. But to this day, she went on
to become a school teacher and she's worked at various
Christian schools along the way, and she loves telling the

(30:32):
story of telling the kids what to teach you was
back in the day. The kids love it.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
And also the fact she owned up only because she
didn't want to have to run in the finals.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
There's a parable about that. The everyone else was complicit
as well, you your mother, everyone was involved in They
didn't at a web of corruption.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
You didn't expect that she'd be rewarded for it and
get a ribbon.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
This is our corruption starts. You see what happens. To
listen to you, I'll listen to you. Next thing you
were if you were in a lizard head eating kids.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Wow, that's a slippery slope.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Hello, Mike, how are you hello?

Speaker 10 (31:09):
How he's going?

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Who cheated Mike?

Speaker 10 (31:12):
It wasn't me. I was a party to it, but
I didn't know it was happening at the time. We're
in a golf day. Every year we have a memorial
golf day. The same people seem to win the prizes
every year. What happened, I got It was the last
minute entry in the team. So I was with a
team that I usually wasn't with anyway. Halfway through where
the longest drive was, I've seen the brother of the

(31:32):
guy behind us hide the ball close to the green
and because every year they win, they win. Every year
they win the longest, they win the closest to the pit,
and they win the longest drive, and it's just well,
I found out.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
I couldn't doub him in because we're not like that.
But so yeah, now I'll find out what they went
all the time.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah, that's right, Donald Trump, because is that pretty much
what Donald Trump did? Because whatever you mentioned it to
a Trump person, they go, no, No, that happens a lot.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Footage of him casually, you know, dropping it and his
caddy doing And if.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I started playing golf and did that, I'm pretty sure
I'd get in trouble.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Yeah, oh he'd be president.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Thank you, Mike, well done.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
And Sarah Hello, who was the sports cheat?

Speaker 9 (32:13):
So it was me helping my daughter's school soccer team.
So she play other schools on a Wednesday afternoon and
the referee they had was a very old man who
could hardly see or run, and so he never called
off side. So we cottoned on after the first of
two weeks, so we placed my daughter, who was a striker,

(32:33):
on the corner of the box. Every time her team
got the ball, they just kicked it over the heads
of the opposition and she scored a goal side.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, because they were always moving ahead. This is brilliant.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
See I haven't understood the rules, but I get the gist,
Thank you sir.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
But she we were playing to the whistle, so I
don't say that we were cheating.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
No, that's right.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
You're hacking the cyst.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
If he's wearing big coke bottle glasses, that's your concern.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
That's all fair enough.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
The guide doog not barking.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It's like when you blow a traffic light and there's
no camera there. Did it actually happen?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Brandon Officer?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Thank you for all your calls. Are the pup tests
coming out? This pus is interesting.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
I saw a TikTok and I reckon it'll divide people.
It's very nuanced about it's about Valentine's Day. I'll see
what you think next.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
On a Monday, it's always nice to go down to
the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
The pub test top test does not past the pub
Test Hub Test tests pub Test hub Test, the cub.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Test doesn't pass the sniff test.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It's not helpful.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Various opinions.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
And this lady has blown up TikTok for criticizing her
husband's efforts on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
And that sounds terrible, but I think it might be
more nuanced than that. Let's have a look at what happens.
So this is a woman who an American woman. She says,
I'm whispering because my husband's in the next room. She's
filming this thing, which all this is private stuff, So
why would you put all this on TikTok? Anyway, but
this is the story. She said, he knows I hate
the color purple, and he knows I'm on a calorie

(34:06):
deficit diet, meaning I'm dieting. And so she opens up
her Valentine's gift, which is all this purple tissue paper
and a whole lot of chocolates, packets and packets of chocolates,
and there's a teddy bear, a purple sort of teddy bear.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
There's put a lot of stuff in there.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Put a lot of stuff in there. And the card
had a donut on the front, and she sort of
was rolling her eyes and it looked now it made
her look mean, and it made her look like a
piece of work. But when you think about it, yes,
he made an effort. A lot of people would be
saying he made an effort, isn't that great? But I

(34:44):
think this I got the feeling this is a relationship
on its last legs. For her to be this upset
by it? But is the effort enough when you know
when she said, he knows, he knows I don't like
the color purple, He knows I don't like chocolates and
inside the thing purple and chop on a day like that,
could he have given some thought not just into buying

(35:04):
her stuff, but into the stuff that she would like?
Is the how do I? How do I phrase this?
Does the just the effort past the pub test? And
for many people they'd say, yeah, look he's making it,
don't stop your complaining. But for many women, they want
to be seen, they want to be understood. And you
guys know that if there's.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Something, you get the card and you get the chocks
and then you've made that.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
But if you knew that your wife didn't like certain
things and you bought them for her, is that what
do you think? On Valentine's?

Speaker 6 (35:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't get those good chocolates,
you know, the ones that look like the seashells.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Because you spit on them every time, you say, because.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
She hates those.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
She thought there were soaps.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
She doesn't like that they look like and you know,
but they look like they're just melted in the container
and they cost a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
But none of that question is that you know she
doesn't like them.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
My wife doesn't like anything on Valentine's Day. But I
know if I get her a card, I've done the
beer minimum. So I buy her a card. And that's
happy because I say, that's all you want?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
And is she happy?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I believe she's happy.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah, Ryan, what about your girl?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Am I right?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (36:11):
I bought Alessia some flowers on Valentine's Day and she
likes those Sunny Angel toys.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
So I don't even need to know what a Sunny
Angel toys. The fact you said she likes let me
just say this, the fact you said she likes them,
so I bought her one. That's all that anyone that
I think that's.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
The start of his relationship.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Should it matter?

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, you've got to do the groundwork.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Said having said that, you're at the beginning of the relationship,
and you've chosen to find out what she likes after
years of marriage to not care.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It's not about not caring. I always make an effort,
that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
And I thought about what about this situation.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Her wife doesn't like Valentine's Day? She said, that. So
I just get her a card and some.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Golf clubs that you can use at anytime.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And that's what I That's what I do.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I'd like to know what you think, because it's very easy.
And when I first looked at that, I thought that
woman's a piece of work. And then you think about
it a bit more. Is it fair enough to say
I don't want a lot, but I want to feel seen.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Let's phrase it like this, does just the effort? Is
that enough? Does it pass the part? Do you think
men and women might have different opinions? I don't know.

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Speaker 1 (39:37):
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Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's not helpful.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
This lady has blown up TikTok for criticizing her husband's
effort on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
His effort enough. What's happened is she has said quietly
because he's in the next room, and she said, he
knows we've been marrie for you. Is he knows I
don't like the color purple. He knows I'm on a diet.
And the gift was just all this purple paper on
a whole lot of chocolates and a Teddy bear or
like a small bear thing that was purple. And you

(40:08):
think how ungracious of her to complain. But her point,
I guess is this effort, just making an effort, isn't
really enough when they'd be married for a number of
years and he knows these things about her but doesn't
care enough to do anything about it.

Speaker 6 (40:24):
I'd say he put a lot of care into that
food to get the bag, and he had to.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Get the chocks and little Teddy bear on the car.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
But she this is what a lot of women want
to feel seen and known.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I'd say, she's seen and known. What do you want?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Well, how do you feel does just the effort past
the pub test.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
No, it doesn't, because he was unaware that she didn't
like the color purple and she was on her diet.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
And I think it was deliberate. One year I'd done
the Woolworth flowers and for the next seven years suffer.

Speaker 10 (40:58):
So now I have to make an effort the public.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Well, no, I don't think it does. I think if
you've theyre married for a long time and he thinks
about you any day of the week and come time
with a chocolate or flowers that you like, that's better
than Valentine's Day, where everybody's telling you to make an airbet.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
Not at all.

Speaker 9 (41:21):
She's just a wingebag. I'll give anything to have anything
incorrect for my husband at the moment, who I've only
just lost recently, So I think she should appreciate anything
she gets.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Yeah, your winge bag.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Well, there's the length and breadth of some thoughts.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
I imagine that you lose the love of your life
and the only thing you've got is that little we
love you, teddy bear.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
That's the only thing you have.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I love you, Teddy Bear.

Speaker 11 (41:45):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
Amanda on our social follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Yeah, we're just talking about Valentine's Day. And for those
of you that are new to this show, you may
not know that my husband has a neurological disorder. He's
got like a form of Arkansas and he's had it
for a number of years now, and it's really hard
that he's He's always been a giant brainiac and not
only does this stuff affect you physically, but neurologically as well.

(42:14):
And so I've learned that sometimes those big events like birthdays,
Valentine's Day, anniversaries, our easy banter, our easy chat, our
easy being with each other isn't as easy. He's still
highly but it's sometimes those it's the ease of the
chat isn't always there. And so I've learned not to

(42:35):
get upset when they're big days and I don't get
back what I want. If you know what I mean emotionally,
I'm talking sure about here. And so on Valentine's Day
in the morning, I wrote him a car and I
said Happy Valentine's Day, and he said Happy Valentine's Day.
And then for some reason I said, yes, it's valid.
I just you know, I couldn't help myself. Valentine's Day

(42:56):
and I looked at me in the face, said you
know what I'm telling you is Valenti And he said, yeah,
Happy Valentine's But we've been married for this will be
our thirty sixth wedding anniversary. So we've had thirty six
Valentine's Days. And it's so hard, as you can imagine.
You see the person you love not be as able
as they used to be. It's so hard. But I

(43:16):
went for a walk with a dog and I came
home and there were some beautiful flowers on the kitchen bench,
and he obviously got someone to help him with that,
and his handwriting is so scrawling now, but it was
a little card that said, please be my Valentine forever.
And I just thought, when we're just talking about the effort,
is the effort worth you know? It is the effort
more than than the thought. Any effort from him like

(43:38):
that just means so much to me.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
It's a big deal. And I showed it to our
sons to say, look, look how amazing your dad is
in the midst of all of this. He knew that
that would matter to me, and that's why he did that.
So you know, you you do hold on to that
previous caller he said, she's just a husband and.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Did run home? Didn't?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Absolutely, don't sweat the small stuff. It is the gesture though,
well but it is.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
It is the gesture, but the thought behind it. He
knew that mattered to me, of course, and so he
went out of his way to do that. And I'm
very very grateful. It was lovely.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Yeah, here we are ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time permits you get
all the questions. Right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question. But it's double or nothing. So therein lies
the guy.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I'm thinking of Tootle the train. Remember Toodle the train?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Has he won?

Speaker 6 (44:32):
He stayed on the tracks. I ain't got off the
tracks now anyway. I'm thinking of Adrian Thomas Down. Remember
Adrian of Thomas Down?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Last week?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Where is the tank engine town?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Well?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I rang with nothing, So I'm going to you to go.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Oh that's what Adrian.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
You have six seconds to answer this bonus question. What
two word name is given to the iconic green catform
by the Australian Test cricketers two thousand dollars?

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Congratulations. If he can't do it, no one care. Well
can Sarah of Guildford do it?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Hello? Sarah? Hello, you're turned to step up to the plate.
How are you pretty well?

Speaker 9 (45:15):
Guys, I'm nervous.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Now, Sarah, just shake it off, shake it off and okay.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
As Jonesy says, pass is your friend. If you're not sure,
say passed because we might have time to come back.
If you're wrong, it's all over. Okay, Okay, No worry Sarah,
good luck, because here we go. Question number one, what's
the name of our radio station?

Speaker 7 (45:37):
Gold?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Question two? In which state would you find the great barrier?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Reef oh Queensland?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Question three LMAO is an acronym for what last night?

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Ask off?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Question four? Finish this, have a break, have a kick out?
Question five? What's the largest organ of the human body?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Brain?

Speaker 12 (46:00):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
What a terrible irony, Sarah, your skin in Oh wow,
skin isn't You don't think of skin as an organ?

Speaker 7 (46:10):
But it is okay, of course.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Sarah, Sarah, I think you've got a big brain.

Speaker 9 (46:16):
Thank you, appreciate the skin.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
If your brain is bigger than your skin, you're an
UNUS might share your mind, Sarah, Thank you for playing,
Thank you, dear every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
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Speaker 3 (46:31):
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Speaker 6 (46:33):
If you've seen in the lagous hate speech laws that
have come out River to the Sea, you can't say
that anymore, but there it is in that song.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Who would have thought that John Farnham could be so controversial,
first at the Olympics and now.

Speaker 6 (46:44):
This, not since he sung for Random Wall in Adelaide.
Has there been such controversy. But speaking of other controversies,
something that's been living rent for him my head over
the weekend is this song by Lee Brice.

Speaker 7 (46:58):
I just wall of cliff my fish, drive my truth.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
It's just a good ear worm, and it's just under
the other things he's got to drink and other chores
around the house.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
I just curt my grass, feed my dog, swear my booms.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
What the implication is He's not allowed to do those
things anymore? Who's stopping him feeding his dog? The RSPCA
will be on to him if he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Made Dude, you've got to feed your dog. Feed the dog.
I always thought, you know, when you say there was
words like it's country nowadays, I always just thought it
was country nowadays.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Is that song called nowadays nowadays? I've always said nowadays?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
You say nowadays, What do you say? I just said
country nowadays.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Nowadays? I don't know what I say.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Anyway, We've put together because these are all tenants to
live by.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
And I've heard this song. We need to say. This
was in the turning point alternative to the Super Bowl opposite.
Can't believe it's not bad. Bunny actually I can't.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Has it been confirmed that he was wearing a bulletproof vest.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Now apparently he wasn't. Well, that's just how those shoulders look.

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Yeah, because Michael Jackson used to wear the whole military
gain the alternate halftime Super Bowl show it was. But
that song is just stuck in my head, like most
country songs, because when you first hear them, you go,
well that works.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
When you first hear them, you think you've already heard
them before. That's the beauty of a country song, simplicity
of it.

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Because remember that old Jake, What do you do if
you play a country Western song backwards?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
You get all your stuff back and your.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Dog's still alive.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Everything, But on the jonesy demount of social something we've
been talking about today. After you've caught your fish, driven
your truck, not drunk your truck, drank your beer, what's
next for you and people who.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Are joining him with this. I want just a nice
cup of tea, says Amanda Keller.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Ben has said, smoke my blunt, John has said, can't
think of anything that rhymes with truck, winky face. Stewart
says leave work for the last time, It says, kiss
my cousin. If I'm in luck ehaw, Heather says, play
music on my own. Dwayne says, drink my ic coffee, stopping.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Him, and Mala says, and whole ass to my next stop.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Mike Muller, I think he's having to go with his
brother or his dad. Barry has said park in three
parking spots.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Shane has said milk my steer.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
That's not a minimum, please, Joseph has said eat more bacon,
and Jenny has said take a dump.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
See it.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
In this country now, Frida, are you too?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
That's enough? Surely we are doing tint Tuesday again. Tomorrow.
Give us some conspiracy theories. I will be bringing in
the tin foil. Here we are who.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
We should get a Camalco deal, at least for my face.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Let's see tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Good day to you,