FULL SHOW: The Tinhat Tuesday Files

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From aliens landing at a Miami mall to the idea that celebrities are having their memories erased, there's a lot to discuss!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jonesy and Amanda Show.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do it.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Amanda, Amanda, Jones.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
And the virile Jonesy.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
And learned school.

Speaker 7 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Shot.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Good afternoon to you, Amanda.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Hi, let me tell you how my day started. On
on the bathroom floor this morning, I trod in something
a bit wet, and I thought, I haven't had a
shower yet, how come the floor is wet. The dog
had done a bit of a really you know, a
bit of a spew, but not a spew, just a
bit of moisture. I trod in that. That's how Then
I thought, well, you know whatever, that's fine. That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
That's part of being a dog.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Absolutely. Then I took the dog out for a walk
and I was walking along near the shops ladies, and
I felt a big dollop and I thought, a big
dollop of rain has got me on the head. But
it felt different to a dollarp of rain. I put
my hand on it. It wasn't a dollar of rain.
A giant bird poo on my head. So I've had
spew under foot, bird poo on my head. These things

(01:21):
happen in threes. I'm not going to hold anyone's well.

Speaker 8 (01:23):
I have the chocolate on your pants on last week.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
That was last week. If they didn't happen in threes,
that happens in quick succession.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
But if you have three fluids spilt on.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
You, well, that's why I'm not going to have a
curry today. I'm just not going to push my chances.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
And I just googled chat gpt because a lot of
people have said it's a good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It is, that's what I heard.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's good luck, but I thought it was just good
luck for birds, I mean, not for birds for brides.
And that's just to make you feel better. Let's see
what chat gpt you have said. Here you talk for
a while. I noticed what it says. In many cultures,
bird poo landing on your head is considered good luck.
In Russia. In Turkey, sale of folklore seafar sort of

(02:00):
meant good luck on a voyage god. Imagine getting a
pelican on your head. They're saying that there's a there's
this is Western superstition says it's rare and unpleasant. So
people say it's good luck because it balances things out.
The odds of a bird hitting your head exactly on
that spot, they say, are pretty small, which means you're
statistically lucky, and so go and buy yourself a lottery ticket.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
Yeah, I think it's good luck. Well, unless you mark Lathon,
what happened bird PLoP it on your head?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You have to explain that story for that.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Don't know that. People know, they know. Those that don't, well,
they can look it up this thing called google. Actually,
don't google it.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Don't google that. And it wasn't good luck for anything.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
Because I'm tired of this world that we're living with
where everyone just has to say everything like did you
watch Married at First?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I last night? My god, that stop? How did I
watch it?

Speaker 8 (02:49):
And I just feel that anyway, we'll talk further about that.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
We've also got the Fast five coming up. Would you
like to.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Play thirteen fifty five twenty two? If you'd like to seration.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Gold, it's Jonesy demand of driving your home for jam nation.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
It's nice to see an Aed in his prison greens
getting off at Southern Cross station. There after catching the
train from Sydney to Melbourne. Paparazzi and tow he's.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Got his hoody. People would have thought, I want know
who this is? This is a superstar? Is at a criminal?
Because look at he looks like a criminal.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
He's one of the rare millionaires at the moment that
you can actually believe in his knee. Yeah, no criminal activity,
no links to anything nasty. He's just a good guy.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Don't break our hearts.

Speaker 8 (03:28):
Head, you keep doing what you're doing, and we'll keep
doing what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Jonesy and demandas.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Brendan, have you become that age where you think everyone
in a hoodie looks like a criminal pretty much?

Speaker 8 (03:45):
You see a kid and it's a hot day, you go,
I'm ready to get is a kid?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Okay, here
we go. I'm looking for ballards, anything I can just
throw it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I turned my Lawnmarkan in die Hard, those old coods
who complains when dogs are innate on his lawn.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
No, I don't care about that. No, I'm just protect
this like Bruce Willis, Sir John McLean a diehard.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
So the sign of criminality is hoodie.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Except I always have sturdy footwear.

Speaker 8 (04:14):
Tim is in Kilseth in Melbourne, ready to play the
fast five five questions?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Can you go all the way? Tim?

Speaker 9 (04:20):
Fingers fingers cross?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
He's question number one to you? Tim? Having an innie
or an OUTI refers to which part of the.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
Body your belly button?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
And Tim, just for research purposes, do you have an
innie ron outy? Any I don't know anyone with an auty?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
What sort do you have?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I've got an inny?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Are you I've got like a got a T shaped naval?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Have you T shaped?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah? T shaped naval?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
What's that supposed to?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
If you google it?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's oh a sign of greatness? Is it?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
It's not me? Don't blame me, Okay, blame my mother.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Ryan. Do you have an innia an OUTI? Is there hair?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Which is? Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Now let's move on to question.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Too riff rap.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Keep Tim, here's a question for you. What song has this?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Riff? I? Dig it?

Speaker 11 (05:29):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Sorry? Tim? Take your navel on her? Rack off?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Rebecca? Do you have any idea?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It refers to I haven't any.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Well, good, I'm glad you think I think that any
is the most sexy all the well, I think, no,
I'm not shaming people without and he's the most common.
But like I look at like if Sidney Sweeney had
one of those big rank pokeyadies things, that would be a.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's judgment from you. I don't know that she doesn't
so well most of us know that she doesn't, do you.
Let's hear the riff again, Rebecca, who what song has
that riff?

Speaker 7 (06:16):
I know the song?

Speaker 9 (06:18):
It escapes me?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Sorry, Rebecca.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
Well, why don't we put on some Tina Turner. That's
always a good mind tonic and you can have a
crack at the Fast five.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Go It's Jonesy Demander across Australia with jam Nation, Jonesy
and Demanders far Fast five.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Here we are a question number two. We're playing a
riff rash.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Got to keep out the riff.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Raw Tyler is in spring Wood, Hi.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Tyler, Hello, Hello, I have a listened to this riff, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
I can listen to that all day. Tyler, Well, we
might have.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
To un someone who can guess it. What's the song?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (07:14):
Nineteen Fire's Smashing Pumpkin?

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Come on right, we're close enough. Oh it's very close.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
No it's not.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
It's no, it's not nineteen seventy five slash and You're
mean Pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Rebecca is in Narry Warren.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Hello, Rebecca.

Speaker 12 (07:31):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Rebecca?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Do you know the song?

Speaker 13 (07:35):
No? I don't.

Speaker 12 (07:36):
I'm sorry, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Thank good to talk to you, Rebecca.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You know you never know what you're going to get.
We asked you to call up so there's no disparage.
There's no disparaging. Brendan, I'm not sorry.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Are you hearing disparagement?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yes? It disparageosity. It's coming through love.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Sean is in Baronia.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Hello, Sean. Do you know what that song is?

Speaker 10 (07:55):
I shall do.

Speaker 14 (07:55):
It's seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Take you a few years because Sean's a rock dog.
Aren't you sure?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Question three? This is multiple choice for you. During World
War II, a Great Dane called Juliana was awarded the
Blue Cross Medal for what A for delivering aid to
wounded soldiers, b for sniffing out the hiding spots of
energy enemy snipers or C for extinguishing a bomb by
urinating on it. I will go with B sniffing out

(08:28):
the hiding spots. Sorry, that's not correct.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Jackie's in Ingelberg.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Hi, Jackie, Hi? How are we very well? This is
a dog, Juliana the Great Dane sounds quite incredible. During
World War Two that Juliana was awarded the Blue Cross Medal.
Was it A for delivering aid to wounded soldiers or
C for extinguishing a bomb by urinating on it? C?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It is C.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
The Blue Cross Medal is originally awarded was originally warded
to military horses in World War One, but they widened
that honor to include other animals.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Did Juliana do it purposely or was it just a
thing a dog does?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I think the dog was trained to do it, really,
I would assume so when you see them, I don't
think it's what a lucky break, Juliana.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
You know you get the dogs that sniff stuff out. Yeah,
say okay, mate, you got to sniff the drugs. You've
got to sniff out the dead bodies. Juliana, here's what.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
You've got to drink a gallon of water.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I'm just saying The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
Jackie is the subtitle for the first movie in which franchise.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Curse of the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Parts of the carricer.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's it, Jackie, You typing in the background to sound reception,
wearing in a call center when I'm with the NRMA.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Right now, where's to number five? This is where you
can win the prime And I.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Just say it's okay.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
If you're going to do this, just do it discreetly, okay,
whispering thank you?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
What major football or soccer at tournament is underway in
Australia at the moment. Do you know that, Jackie?

Speaker 12 (09:59):
Oh gosh, is the women's soccer the Asian Cup?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yes it is? And this is you know, the Iranian team?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, what's going to happen with them?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Five members of the Iranian women's football team have been
granted humanitarian visas here because they it's all right to
blow their country up, but then they have to go
home and that regime hasn't not only that, the regime
hasn't changed, and they feel threatened, and so some have
had to go back because their families and their children
are there. But five have been given safe haven here.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Or is hell? Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Or is her?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
They feel safe.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
I'm glad we live in the lucky country. Tony Burke
has a lot of work to do, I would imagine.
Congratulations to you, Jackie, though you've won the jam pack.
There is no pack, but what's inside it?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'll tell you what is inside it? A five hundred
dollars voucher at a hijinks hotel where.

Speaker 8 (10:44):
Fun checks in and boredom checks out. Search Hijinks Hotel.
We love those places all around the country.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Wonderful.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Thank you very much, Thank you, Jackie. Get back to
your tyger. Yes well, coming up. Western Australia once again
is debating if it should break away from the rest
of the country to become its own country.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Wax it, I lived in Western Australia.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Why don't you, wax it?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I lived in Western Australia a bit.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
It's a beautiful part of our country, but I'd hate
to see it secede from our nation because I think
of Western Australia as I think of any of the
fair stations, of.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Course, but if you live in Western Australia, maybe you
think differently. We'll talk about that next.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's coming up on gold wax it.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Please, I've been asked to do that before. This is
West Australia exit, like Brexit, but wax it. This is
what has reared its head again. Apparently one hundred years
ago the san Gropers as there known in Western Australia
voted overwhelmingly to leave the Federation to secede, but thanks
to the Commonwealth, that didn't happen. But it's back on

(11:48):
the table again. So there's been a four hundred page
manifesto that's been published with someone a lawyer.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
I think manifesto has always said a little bit nutsih,
don't they?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Well, this guy and a number of his colleagues, this
man's a former barrister. He has joined other people to
come up with a very detailed plan about how this
can happen. And as they say here, imagine living in
a country with no income tax, ocean sunsets over white
sandy beaches, and enough natural resources to fuel half the
world's industry.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Would be like to buy.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Well, this is what West Australia has always fell about.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
All the crazy countries around you.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well, this is what West Australia has always felt that
the resources that, by happenstance are under their soil belong
to them, and how dare the rest of the country
make all this money from it?

Speaker 8 (12:33):
When I first started my radio dream, I got the
job at six Ka Kartha, and I had explained, where
is exactly on the other side of the country, opposite
Mackay so Queenslay MacKaye Karratha Review.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's above the twenty sixth parallel.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Could not be more northwest.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
So you get a good tax break. But I did
had no idea. The guy rang me up. Would you
like the job? Of course I would love the job.
I just presumed Cartha.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Was like an our outside of Perth. It's like a fair.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Drive and a fair flight. Even when I.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
Got there, I got into a cab and the cab
he was the loveliest cab drive in the world. And he,
you know, took me to my cousin's place, who lived
in Como in Western just in Perth there and he said, well,
make good.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I told him what I was doing in all my
hopes and turies, and he said good luck.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Two years later I came back to come back to
work in another radio station on the eastern seaboard. You
know who picks me up from the airport, someone unrelated,
the exact same cab driver. What and he says, get
a mate, And he said, what's going on? I said,
I've got a job over in New South Wales and
he gets good.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Do you think there's only one cab driver?

Speaker 8 (13:38):
It was just, you know what I'm saying. It was
I really loved my time in Western Australia. I loved
my time in Karratha. I didn't spend much time in Perth.
I spent about two days altogether when I was there.
I spent two years in Karafa.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
That well, what they're saying here in this manifesto is
that in a way Western Australia has the eastern Eastern
States have been an abusive husband to Western Australia and
saying that West Australia has always suffered, it was clear
Wesustralia has not received a good deal ever since federation.
The effect on the remaining states of Western Australia seceding,

(14:15):
taking its billions of mining revenue away would be dire.
Most populations in the West feel that they are serfs
in a neo feudal situation and don't know how to
get out, So we put this on our socials this morning, saying, hey,
how do you feel about this? Whether you're from Western
Australia or from the Eastern States, how do you feel
about WA seceeding? Some interesting comments? Why didn't Quebec separate?

(14:40):
This is from Frank. Why didn't Quebec separate from Canada?
They found out the true cost of it. Print your
own money, start your own postal systems, start Turow medical
system etc. Etc.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
And you're gona put up some sort of fence. I
would imagine b the long fence.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Terry has said, bring it on. I'm Perth born and
bred and raised and I loathe the hillbilly Eastern States
with a dangerous passion. Could not care less. Where do
I sign up? And Anthony has said stupid post, stupid idea,
a nice mixed bag of thoughts.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Oh leave it there then, so that.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
That will still be up in our socials list. Yeah,
if maybe you're from Western Australia, maybe you have feelings
even though you're not from Western Australia.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Jonesy and Amanda on Gold Gold.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
If Western Australia seceeds as this four hundred page manifestos
is asking Western Australia to do so. Does that mean
that we don't allow people from Western Australia to listen
to us? Block your ear?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, well we've just broken into there. This is a
big deal for me.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
My formative radio years were spent broadcasting to the northwest
of Western Australia and it.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
May all have to end. They I don't want to
tell if they want to seceed, they can't cherry pick which.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Being you know who lives in he's moved back and
he came from Western Australia and entertainer. He's a good
friend of the showman living he moved back to Perth.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
He surely he wouldn't want to seceed.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, you know we should get his take on this.
What time is it over there? Now? Can you do
the math? Ryan? Can you get it? Can you take
the SDD bar off the phone? Four? Or three two one?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Now that's my number three.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
New phone?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Who is what are you wearing?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (16:44):
I am wearing my presidential robe.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Right. Stop carrying on like a fool. It's Jonesy demanded Rove.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
What what is happening?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
This is the thing we're finding out that Western Australia
once again wants to secede, wants to be its own country.
We've asked a number of our listeners who don't seem
to be thrilled by it, but there's a big movement
for this way. You, as a West Australian, how do
you feel, well.

Speaker 9 (17:12):
The manifesto has to correct you. I'm not just a
West Australian. I am a personality as we.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Like to quality personality, a perf PRDH anality.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
So we have created our own terminology for celebrity on
the West Coast.

Speaker 15 (17:31):
If you live in South Australia, if you live in
the Northern Territory, you are considered the Eastern States to us.
That's that's how it's been for a very long time.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Well, the manifesto that's been written to line to lay
out how all this is going to happen, has said
that the East is like an abusive husband to Western
Australia and we want is that how it feels? Or
do you feel hard done by?

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Well?

Speaker 9 (17:58):
I feel I certainly feel hard done by when it
comes to my AFL team having to travel almost every week.
When there are Victorian teams for example, that for them
an away game is to having to drive two blocks
away from their regular home stadium city other home stadium

(18:20):
that is in their city of choice. So yes, it
feels very abusive.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
You have someone that you know you are like I
look at you, You're like a giant open cut mine
and we got you over to the Eastern Seaboard and
you did well, and that you've gone us.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Is this what you do to us?

Speaker 9 (18:38):
Well, look much like an open cup mine. You have
stripped me many times. I now have quite the gorge.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Well, you know you look at it.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
There's a baby John Burgess West Gary Gary Shannon from
ninety six air for him, like when I worked over
and went in Australia or six Ka Katha.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You know you aspired to be like Gary Shannon. He
couldn't walk the.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
Stralia Shannon Wine or York Burgo.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Let me throw in a Rose Hancock.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Rose hand, what about Oazed? What about what about Bodikas, Bunch.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Bunch, Oh my gosh, so many wonderful names. We just
we just lost one of our greats, Dennis Comedtee. I
mean that very sa who have come from Western Australia.
And if there's one thing we learned during COVID is
that we still don't know what COVID is. We we
were the land that COVID forgot. The border closed and

(19:43):
it was one of the biggest backyards that anyone could
wish to play in.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
I remember when I worked over there and our television
was the Golden West Network and when they do.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
The weather, it was just the Western Australian map. There
was no other po It was nineteen ninety there was.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
There was up until very recently, a version of the
Footy Show in Western Australia that was just for the
two teams. We've got an NRL team. Now we just
had the Matilda's play. We've got a beautiful bit.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yes you did that out true.

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Ben Cousins is on the straight and narrow. It's all
good now, yeah, right, you know, such is life.

Speaker 9 (20:25):
I mean, sure he might regret that the belly tattoo.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
From that, you know what, that's kept him in top
notch condition because when I remember when he got that
tattoo and I thought that's not going to age well,
but he had. I saw a picture room with his
shirt off. Recently, I thought that rig still stands up if.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
You commit to a tattoo like that you are committing
to going to the gym every day for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
Absolutely last, Manda, about the fruit bat on a tramp stamp.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
It's just the front of the back. I'm confused.

Speaker 9 (20:55):
A fruit a fruit buff though there was.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Supposed to be a butterfly.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
Back to your good anyway, Rave, thank you for joining
us and you show. Can we plug something for you?

Speaker 15 (21:04):
It?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Is there anything we can do for you?

Speaker 9 (21:06):
I have no need. Do you know why? Because my
run in Western Australia has finished, so therefore it's irrelevant
from now on.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Well maybe you're not allowed out. Maybe it goes both ways.

Speaker 9 (21:16):
Look this this ankle bracelet will.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Go off and I think you'll be the key of.

Speaker 9 (21:23):
Until Western Australia's greatest personality. And once I learned how
to say it properly, I'll be good as God.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Good. Well, thank you for thank you, thank you.

Speaker 9 (21:33):
My loyal subjects.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 10 (21:40):
Now about the miracle of recording and Amanda and Amanda,
those are two great needs.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'm not a scam. That's the chemistry between them.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
But how much you let's real mind your own business
and shut.

Speaker 9 (21:50):
Your pie home. I wish you were with your show.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Tuesday, ten Hat Tuesday. I put this forward our very
first week because I've been seeing these parties online that
people were hosting where they had to present their favorite
conspiracy theory. Most of it I thought was fanciful and
people to dress up and they do a powerplop presentation
on why they thought Princess Diana might still be alive, etc.
So we did Tinhat Tuesday and it went off. So

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we've been doing it every week because we're taking in
more and more of your conspiracy theories. And it must
be my algorithm, but I'm just getting so many more,
so many more conspiracy theories the one and people are
leaning into this from all over the world. Last week
was the conspiracy theory that Ellen DeGeneres, when she was well,
she had been going out with Anne hash Hash and

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the theory is that Anne had uncovered some kind of
young people's smuggling ring, a child smuggling ring around Ellen,
even though they'd broken up, and then Anne had a
terrible accident. This bit is the truth. Remember she was burned,
and then the rumor is though that Ellen had her
killed and ate her.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
So Ellen was barbecuing up and Hash.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
As someone said here in the comments, I thought Ellen
was a vegan, so I don't know whether it's I
don't think these things are necessarily true. But isn't it
interesting that I think because the world, because of the
Epstein files and all of that, we're so suddenly thinking, well,
anything could be true. You know that that the stuff
we did on Ellen and Anne last week had two
and a half million views.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Mel B just liked it, so spot we've got a
spice girl on the on the show.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
On the barbecue. This is people are just leaning into this.
As someone said a year ago, I would have thought
this was ridiculous, but after reading the files, I'm adamant
that something weird has happened. Read the files. It reveals
so much.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
People are waking up.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
This is refreshing justice for Anne hesh hash. This is
uncovering weird stuff. But I believe it now. Even my
son last night said, look, I think that Ellen probably
did murder Anne, but I don't think she ate her.
So what's happening to rational? Thought?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
She get any good army just eat one?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
But she's a vegan.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
So anyway, Tuesdays we've got our hats. We've got our theme,
and I've got the latest conspiracy theory one that's really
popped up just recently that I think you're going to
really enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, will you sit on your treasure?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I will. That's what it involves.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
On any other day this would be considered unusual, but
not on a Tuesday. For Tuesday is tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
This is where we take your conspiracy theory and I
share some of the big conspiracy theories that are doing
the rounds. I saw watching I saw and heard you'll
hate this woman from the way she talks. Brennan and
I saw this yesterday.

Speaker 16 (24:43):
Remember when the aliens landed at the Miami Mall and
there was like a thousand cops that showed up and
then we kind of like never heard about it again. Well,
supposedly the coordinates of the Miami Mall are like some
sort of reverse order, a tiny bit off from the
coordinates of Antarctica. It is a widely conspiracy theorized that
Antarctica is where you can get away from the simulation
that is Earth and or where we keep and talk

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with extraterrestrials and aliens. So they landed at the Miami
mall by accident. They clearly should have been in Antarctica.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Clearly they should have been in antagic.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I could listen to her all dash she.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Is saying, and I'll explain what this is about. She
is saying that the aliens got confused and landed at
a mall in Miami, yep, rather than landing at their
normal meeting place in Antarctica. At the incident that she's
referring to in a Miami mall happened in twenty twenty
four at Bayside Marketplace. What police say happened is that
there were four youths mucking around, setting off fireworks and

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starting a fight. But what these people say happened was
the police turned up to fight eight foot tall shadow aliens.
Apparently that's what happened, and that a whole lot of
people who were their witnesses have even though there's no
evidence to say this. Eyewitnesses videos have been deleted, witnesses

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were silenced, and police confiscated phones. So those aliens got
the coordinates wrong on their GPS and at the shops, YEP,
rather than ending up in Antarctica or Uranus, maybe they're
going straight to Uranus that's just one of the conspiracy
theories I have heard this week. And I've got another

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one too. Should I play it for your.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Next please I can. I'll make sure I don't go
anywhere I've made I get abducted.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I've made some.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Fresh common sense radio station.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Made some fresh tin hats for us all.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Just keep the old hat because or get one of
those pie tins.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
No, because our heads started to smell. Anyway, I'll tell
you another amazing theory next. Jonesy and Amanda, listen.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
To the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart hat.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
You know, some years ago I kind of like the
idea of conspiracy theories. You know, it's a bit of fun.
But the problem was the Earth tilted too much. That's
the round Earth, by the way, tilted too much to
the conspiracy theories. So where it used to be a
bit of fun to sort of speculate this in the
Joe Rogan universe, all of a sudden he just makes

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stuff up and then people believe it.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I think in the Epstein file, you know, anything can be.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
I do you know, because if yes, as you've said before,
these are the people that are running the world.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Then we're all in trouble, and any conspiracy theory could
be true. So every sentence I hear now from most
people is I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but we've all
become the But we're.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Getting a lot of feedback about tin Hat Tuesday's probably
one of the most successful segments I've ever been involved in.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
I necessarily believe these things.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
But someone has written, I love it that Amanda is
running with these conspiracies.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Maybe we are all living in the Truman Show. Yeah,
think about that, Yeah, think about King. I'm thinking think
about that.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
What about this one? Remember the movie with Mel Gibson
where they wore tinfol on their heads conspiracy theory so
aliens couldn't read their minds? A coincidence or was he
trying to tell us something.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
That was conspiracy theory? Wasn't that?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
That's what the move I've never seen that film.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Drik the Gravy Mell gives him very unhinged.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
She could be just oh, well, that's what I'm into documentary.
This is another one that I've just heard of recently.
I came as I said, my algorithm is now full
of it. Yes, how about this one? About this strange
thing where celebrities. Certain celebrities, all of who seem to
struggle with a bit of their mental health, have been
having their memories erased.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
A strange theory is spreading about Hollywood. Some people believe
memories can be erased. Ariana Grande recently joked about her
memory being wiped.

Speaker 16 (28:36):
They did the Brighter Days memory eraser treatment to me,
so I'm having trouble remembering the details their foggy.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Britney Spears disappeared for years and Fancy huge parts of
her story are missing.

Speaker 16 (28:48):
Secret to Happiness, no memory right, Yes.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Amanda Bynes once said she barely remembers parts of her
own career, and Roseanne Barr has claimed strange things happened
to her memory.

Speaker 12 (28:59):
In Hollyod there are four on vampires and everybody still
thinks I'm crazy, But I'm not crazy.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Different celebrities seem strange clean missing memories. But why would
powerful people want someone to forget I.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Wanted to suck your blood. Well, we are going to
put on our tin hats. We want to hear your
conspiracy theories. This is one we've had in the past.
He's a great example of someone dobbing in their.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
Mum my mum believes that ularu is rock came from
ov space and it hit Earth and it bounced around Australia,
creating rivers, mountains, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
How does she come to believe this, Well, she believes that,
you know, the Earth was a sponge and we all
came from rabbits. They live amongst us.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Let the tribal drum beat for it.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Thirteen fifty five Tuesday, get your alfoil out, let's get
to a gem nation.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Jonesy Demander driving you home.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
It's Tuesday, and everyone, we've got our tin hats. Just Cinder,
our executive producer, who I believe is a woman of
some intelligence, raced into the studio and said you should
put your foil hats on because without them, according to
our studio cameras, we just looked like two nutbags talking

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about conspiracy theories.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
So the irony is, if we put these foil.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Pats on, we look less foolish.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Let we look less nut baggish.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Really, yes, we've got the hats on.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Now let the nutbag go free. Do you believe in
that the world is flat?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
It's tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Let's get your conspiracies. Hello, Raffa, Hi.

Speaker 17 (30:49):
Hi, how old are you?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I'm you're too young to believe conspiracy?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
You're wearing? Are you wearing a tin hat? Raffer?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Of course, weing a, It's cool. What have you got
for us?

Speaker 17 (31:05):
My friend at school, she's got the funniest conspiracy theory.
She thinks that half the world's population is just lizard
like the lizard people, like anyone in power is a
lizard person.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
And how she got these ideas from her parents?

Speaker 17 (31:22):
I have no idea. She thinks half the teachers at
our school are lies.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
And which half does she decide on?

Speaker 17 (31:29):
Has no idea.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
The ones that shed their skin at lunchtime.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
We had a teacher called the eel.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Why was he called that?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I think it was pretty handsy, which is hard for
an heel.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Wouldn't it be slippery? They just call him, thank you, Rafa,
thank you. Lizard people are amongst us, Margaret, Hello, Margaret?
What have you got for us?

Speaker 12 (31:53):
That Vladimir Putin isn't the only well He's in hiding
and whenever there's a public appearance, it's a job pa
that who has been fully trained to replicate him, And
there's more than one of them, so that his life
is not at risk, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (32:10):
You know what, Mark, I believe, I believe that that
sounds about right to me. There's a lot of there's
a lot of Putins, there's a lot of Kim jong
in els.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Inns, wounds, wins ils.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Remember Margaret, when where was it that President Putin traveled to?
And there were people that had to collect all of
his waste products because they couldn't leave those behind because
there was too much diagnostic information. So it was someone's
job who trained for years special security envoys to collect
the stuff in a bag.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Paula Duncan got a call from mister Fryer.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Thank you, Margaret, Emma, Emma, what have you got?

Speaker 7 (32:48):
My sister rattled off all these things about the you
know when the Epstein files came out, and she said,
did you know that Ellen DeGeneres's stage set is exactly
the same as his laund room on Epstein Island, with
all the couches, the same color, the same soft furnishings,

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palm trees, window, everything to the tea And.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I'm like, really, have you had a look?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Which one?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Have you compared?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Ellen Island goes through your photo album, have you had
a look at this Ellen's television and seen photos.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Am we getting something now?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
He's not on our screen?

Speaker 8 (33:37):
Yeah, there's palm trees. You're right, look at those parts.
But that's no, no, Emma, that's Hollywood. That's Hollywood's got
palm trees. Epstein island, Yes, stripe.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Behind her striped building, palm trees. Well, it's Emma's sister
that has this three, not Emma, So don't beate her.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I'm not berating.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
I'm just saying I'm going to look further.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
And their windows there not stripes, they're windows.

Speaker 14 (34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
But look on the set.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
Yeah yeah, but that's clearly a Mediterranean stripe ee theme
with a crazy but gee, he has dreadful taste, Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Doesn't he?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
How intree?

Speaker 16 (34:15):
Ok?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Are we done with this?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
No? No, what have you got for us? I love it?
Tin hat Tuesday. You can dob in your I mean,
we can get your own conspiracy theories or someone else's.
Let us know.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
Gem Well, that's an appropriate song for a tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I don't know. So many more people these days say
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but you may as well say, look,
you know, apples don't exist, and you go, okay, yep,
fair enough, maybe they don't. I've imagined it this whole time.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Pigeons don't exist.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
But no, we said we heard someone said that pigeons
were robot spies. Yep, get your information.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Mart say a baby pigeon.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
Terry has joined us, and you can join us too
if you like thirteen fifty two or on our socials
Jonesie and Amanda, Hello, Terry.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Hi, guys, how are you today?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Very well, we've got our tin hats on and we're
ready to receive goodness.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
You do have your tin hats on because in August
I'm going away and my dad told me that I
don't need to worry about the ninsular bombs because the
aliens came down and they sealed them in New York
in America two years ago. Sealed These aliens sealed the

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silos in America two years ago.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
What do you mean by sealed the silos? What were
silos doing?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
The nuclear bombs are in and they lost them and
you can't access them.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Did he your dad? Did he explain how they sealed
the silos?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
No, he didn't explain how how they sealed the silos,
but he did proceed to tell me that the government
couldn't open them.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Ciga flex is pretty strong these days.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Well it is pretty pretty when he said aliens from where.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
In the third dimension that the people that are looking
after our country.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Apparently, when you put it like that, very perfect Terry,
Thank you have a good flight, safe travels.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Jack has joined us.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Hello Jack, what's your theory?

Speaker 14 (36:21):
Well, this one will get your thinking. In Australia, one
hundred and ninety thousand people pass away every year, yet
we're not building any cemeteries.

Speaker 10 (36:28):
Where are the bodies going?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm looking at Jones and hoping he'll answer you, because
I don't know. So what's your theory? Where are they going?

Speaker 14 (36:39):
Well, maybe it's like the matrix and they're using people
for energy.

Speaker 7 (36:43):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
There's gonna be a few theories.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Around soilent green, silent, soilent green. Ellen. Ellen's feeling hungry.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
Because I'll tell you this. I went to go and
visit my dad's grave the other day. You know what
they do in the movies, but it just feels weird.
You go and visit the grave and you know, well,
there you go. I made everything okay, and I was
going on my way to the dentist. So I go
past the graveyard and I thought, ah, it's nice a
bit early, I'll drop in see that.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
But I got there.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
Well, I did notice when we put Dad in that
grave there wasn't many people around. And that's been more
than ten years, twelve years, there's still not that many
people around his grave. Like you know other people that
have passed away, there's only one row. I would have
imagined by the natural rate of attrition.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Let's more and more people are being cremated.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Well, that's true if you just did a little earned.
Dad was a big hog. He wanted to, you know,
go into a big coffee.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Yeah, that's a very jack. I have no answers for you.
That's but I will be careful of my musely bars
from now on. And what do you do added protein?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
What do you have You ever visited your mum's grave
or anything like that?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Mum Mum didn't have a grave, she was cremated.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Would go to anyone's grave?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
No, because you know what because in the.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Movies you see and it's always like it's rainy and
they've got an umbrella.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
And they but no, no, you know what. I look
out to the water sometimes, and when I do, I'll
often see a little sign from maybe from like a
fish plopping or a bird swooping, and they're probably always there.
But what it says to me is to look out
and think about.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
What about the bird plopping on your head? That could
have been from your mum.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
To ruin every lovely moment.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well, that's what happened today.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
A bird plopped on my head. It wasn't my mother.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I'm not saying your mom plopped on your head. Maybe
she're sending you a sock.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Oh, Mandy, hair looks terrible from the back. Dave, Hello, Dave,
give us your conspiracy. Please wrap it up.

Speaker 10 (38:39):
Okay, it's not it's not my theory, but it's somebody
that I know. But also one other thing. I have
been pupped on the head by a pelican. It's discussed.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Oh my god, how much was there?

Speaker 16 (38:50):
A lot?

Speaker 10 (38:50):
A lot felt like a bucket for.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
And how embarrassing? What do you do?

Speaker 10 (38:55):
I was putting my boat on the trailer I think
entrance when it happened.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah, people were watching.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
Because you're at a boat, that's the most fraught place
to be at and a pelicant, just some loads.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's almost like a leader of white paint.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
You had to be there, was Dave's mum, Brendan.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
Do you think have you got anyone that's passed away
in your family?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Sending your sides?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Dave, what's your mate's theory?

Speaker 10 (39:22):
Okay, he doesn't use any he's not actually a mate,
he's just somebody I know. Okay, it doesn't use any
of the motorways in Sydney because he thinks the purple
light in the toll plaza is the government X raying
your body.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
To what end?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I know, pretty crazy, I know. I just feel that
I'm being robbed every time I go through it, but.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
They're not looking at your in its Dave enjoyed you
enormously insane, fantastic. Well just leave it for another week.
My head's heating up like a bit of garlic bread.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Yeah, sing a request.

Speaker 12 (40:06):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 14 (40:07):
Jen Z and a.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Name should lay off the moonshine always going a man, it's.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
So weak A.

Speaker 8 (40:18):
Tin hat Tuesday always pays dividends, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Look we're just we can't stop thinking about one conspiracy theory.
In particular, We've got a call from Jack who said this,
but I don't.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
Get your thinking.

Speaker 14 (40:29):
In Australia, one hundred and ninety thousand people pass away
every year, yet we're not building any cemeteries.

Speaker 10 (40:35):
Where are the bodies going?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
And then we mentioned the movie Soil and Green.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
In nineteen seventy three, a move with ch Alton Heston
came out and it predicted a dystopian future.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Of twenty twenty two. This is why it is of
relevance to us now.

Speaker 8 (40:51):
And in that future, they've run out of food in
New York City has a population of forty million people,
and only the elites can afford to buy a play
used to live in and only the elites can.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Afford food, So what are the other people?

Speaker 8 (41:05):
The rest people suddenly go disappearing, and there's a product
that it's a protein bar like a space food stick
or a Lady.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Bar called Soilent Green.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Soilent Green, and so people get fed this Soilent Green.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
And then Charlton Heston makes a terrible discovery.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Then Charlton Heston goes through this and at the end
of the movie we discover.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Chilent breed is people.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
As they take him off to the MINSA.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Like, we don't live in that dystopian future. Were luckily
lug exact?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Where did the bodies go? Why are we running out
of space?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I'm just tired, you know. I'm married first Sight last night?
Kill me? It really?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Stop watching it?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
And I want to explain this.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
My mother is silent greenish people, but they're not.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
I would rather explain soilent green to my mother from
what went down. I married at First Sight last night?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Oh, dear, je.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Married at First Sight? A couple's retreat?

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Do they all go away as a big group? So
it's not a couple's retreat. It's a mass retreat.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, but it's couples going away.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
It does with all the other couples.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
And are they hoping that each couple someone's going to
try and crack onto someone from another couple.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
You'd have to ask the producers that I would imagine. So, yeah,
for sure of any sort?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Did that happen?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Not on this particular retreat.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Someone had it off with a scarecrow. Hey, there's a show,
Hey love a going.

Speaker 8 (42:39):
From Flies Undone anyway, Rachel and Steve who I quite
like this is a couple. You know how You've got
all the mentals on that show, and they're the ones
that all stand out. The mentals stand out, but the
normal people mentals get the edits. The mentals get all
that and really that sort of reflects in the world
we work in the media, So what happens there, The

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mentals get all the attention and the normal people like
Rachel and Steve, who I think really probably did go
on this show for the right reasons.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Steve is a marine mechanic, Rachel's a team leader.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Are they the ones who initially he said, look, I've
got feelings for you, but I don't feel it in
the downstairs department?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, And it would be difficult.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
You get lined up with someone, are you going to
be sexually compatible.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
And you're supposed to sleep, like literally sleep with them.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It's terrible, it is. It's I think it would be
harder than it looks to do it.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Actually so too, and I think.

Speaker 8 (43:31):
The sort of person that does it really has to
compromise a lot of their values. Rachel and Steve last night,
they've been having trouble in the intimacy department, but last
night at the retreat, they admitted that there's a bit
of a spark.

Speaker 13 (43:45):
I wanted to share an update in mind and Steven's.

Speaker 15 (43:51):
So, I think you all.

Speaker 13 (43:53):
Know like we've had obviously our trying times, but last
night as our intimacy levels, well, we have not banged yet.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, it's really exciting.

Speaker 13 (44:06):
And yeah, I just wanted to share that with you.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
What kind of speech is that?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
What kind of speech is that? Whill you stand up
and say, yeah, we haven't banged yet? And it was going, whoa,
this is a seven thirty at night on television.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Whatever happened to you? Tell me more, tell me more?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (44:23):
So enter Beck? Now Beck, I think shouldn't drink. If
I was in an actually Beck public announcement, get off
the BD, not what's the bitch diesel?

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I think saying Beck drinker.

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Well, it probably helps the show, but it's not helping
this young lady in her life. So anyway, she Beck,
after a few glasses of BD, decides to say and
I don't want to mention the phrase because I find
it very vulgar.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
And so this is on television at seven thirty last year.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Seven thirty probably, yeah, probably seven forty nine to be precise.

Speaker 8 (44:56):
And so Beck breathes b D breath all over Stephen
and says.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I'm.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I couldn't understand what.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
She's because she's unintelligible.

Speaker 8 (45:07):
I can play that because you and if you watch
Meredith a site you can google.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Or work it out yourself.

Speaker 8 (45:12):
I'm not going to play it on the radio, although
I did have my mother who is now watching the
show and my wife is watching the show, both asking
me what that meant?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Oh, you know, where do you put yourself with this stuff?

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Is this the kitchen to make a cup of tet?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
This is the highest rating show this television.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
This is the world we're living in.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
From something that's like that to something that's lovely. There's
a beautiful love story that has come from the heart
actually of a terrible tragedy, and I'll tell you about
it next. Here's a lovely story that I read yesterday.
Amidst all the misery and the grief of the Bondo
massacre in December has come a really lovely, lovely story.
There are two first responders. Their names are James or

(45:57):
Jimmy and Alexandra or Alexia Alexis's and they both live
in Bondi. They'd done their bronze medallion, kind of first
aid thing together, but never really knew each other. But
they were both there on the night because they're going
to a Christmas party of some mutual friends. They were
there when these terrible events unfolded, and they both thought, well,

(46:18):
what training can we bring to this, how can we help?
They leaped in and they were both working to save
a man who was shot in the leg, and they've
fallen in love. So this lovely couple who lived a
couple of streets from each other in Bondi. As I said,
they didn't really know each other, just vague acquaintances. And
as they say, it feels like a miracle even to them.

(46:40):
They were thrown together on the events of that terrible night.
And what is lovely is that they saw the best
in each other in the worst of circumstances. As he
has said it says in this article, they'd seen the
good in each other. They'd witnessed how they'd handled pressure
and their care they took with the injured. And so

(47:01):
they got a man into an ambulance and he's been
driven to hospital, and they were driving along behind to
make sure all was well. I think they had someone
in their car as well, and he said that Lexi
phoned her mum to chat with her in the car,
and he remembers thinking, she's so strong and it's inherent
in her and in her family. And I love this.
So they saw vulnerability in each other and because of that,
they wanted to take it slow because I thought we've

(47:22):
both been in these scary circumstances. But they just could
not stop talking to each other, holding on to each other,
and they fell in love and they're getting married, and
I love this part of the story. Rabbi Levi Wolfe
was so delighted to hear the story. He's made a
spur of the moment off. But he could marry them
in the synagogue, the first non Jewish couple to write honor,
and that might be what they'll do. You know.

Speaker 8 (47:43):
I was at the traffic lights the other day and
it was just this little sticker just said love always wins.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You know, That's that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
That's what it is, and that's what you me, that's
what you need to hold on to.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
So that's a beautiful story, great story.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Good luck to them both.

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A maths teacher specializes in teaching what.

Speaker 10 (48:50):
Mathematic?

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Speaker 1 (49:05):
Eat?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Kidnap?

Speaker 3 (49:06):
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a nose, mister squiggle? Question six? Which country is famously
shaped like a boot?

Speaker 11 (49:19):
Past?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
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Robin and Maurice Gibb formed which band? Question ten? And
ten pin bowling three strikes in a row is called

(49:40):
what pass? Oh, Italy's on. I've just given that one away.
The country shaped like a boot was Italy? Yeah, and
ten pin bowling three strikes in a row is called.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Turkey to Turkey, Ah, Sam.

Speaker 17 (50:03):
Scott, I probably would have come back and got Italy, but.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, yeah, sorry Scott.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Turkey brought you up in stock mate. You for coming on.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
We'll do it again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
It'll be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
Jam Nation Gold, It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home.
Many people are loving my toilet cleaning hack on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
This is my thing. I'm going to be one of
those people that we've already got.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Kenny the Dunny Man.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Kenny Shane Jacobson. That was a movie. But he didn't
go around cleaning done. Is he just emptied them? There's
a whole new world.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
How many people have asked you for more?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
People?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
People have more Brendan more, Sydney Sweeny says, I want
more Brendan Cleaning the toilet.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Four people that came in late on the week listening.
My wife came into the room and said, oh, the
chouans to his toilet?

Speaker 8 (50:59):
Is I said, well, yes, a twenty three year old
lives in that particular part of the house, so naturally
it's going to be disgusting.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
But it's an inside toilet.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
It's inside toilet.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, but you said it was all covered in limescale.

Speaker 8 (51:14):
Anyway, So if she gave me that look, you know
that look, Okay, it's raining, I'll go and have a look.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
So sure enough, it is disgusting. It looks terrible, and
it's lime scale.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
It's that terrible rank lime scale that builds up rust
on the.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Porcel It looks dreadful. So I posted my hack on Instagram.
So what I'm going to do is hydrochloric acid, my
trusty weapon drive back.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
I'm going to suck this water out and they're going
to put some of that in there, and I'll break
down the lamb scale.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
What's that noise?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
It's been a few minutes. It's because I need to
wear a mask. We this s yes, I need to
hear this.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Okay, okay, I need to hear that.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
That's a good hack.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I what's your hack? Did you google what to do?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah? I did, and then I went to chat and
we have.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
To listen to you cleaning out your toilet.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
But a lot of people have come up and said
it's very handy and those, but what you need to
do the bigart. The hard thing about this is getting
water out of the toilet pan with a straw.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
So I've used my pond vak.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
How handy because we all have one of those.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
You can get a wet and drive back. Get them
from Bunnings. They're great.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
Have you got a wet and drive a really good?
They say they sack up the water. You get that out.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
And I'll just say this, a lot of people is
in a hydroclock as it is dangerous, so don't muck
around with it. Okay. You know why am I telling
you this.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I'm never going to be doing it. I'm never going
to you to come and have a look at you
don't know. No, thank you, I don't want you to
come have a look at because you've.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Got a lot of hard water at your place.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
That's the problem. That's what builds up the lime scale.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Brendan, are you going to share other hacks of your
cleaning your ears?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You've got my ear camera as well. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
There's a shower roctology kit you've got right at That's enough.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
You can need to choose to listen to my hacks now.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
And what's the option. I can choose that or what's
the other option? Because I choose the other one, I
choose whatever the other option is.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You know what's the matter.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I'll be back tomorrow. I don't know about you.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
TikTok Tagger is back, and you know.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
It's it's with an ingredient that you're seeing a lot
of at the moment. Okay, but you haven't seen it
combined with this, and it's supposed to be a very
interesting protein source.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Last week we heard soil and cree. Last week we
had beers soup and that was that was rain.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
That was rank Okay, all right, we've got that tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
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to Jones you to man dot Au, good day to you.

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Well, thank god that's over.

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