July 21, 2026 • 45 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jones and Amanda Show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do Amanda, Madamanda and
the virile Jonesy.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And learned school.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you
will never forget.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Shot. Well, hello, Amanda, how are you today?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Very well and how are you going?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I've just been delighting in Barnaby Joyce.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
What a delightful that's not the former Duchess.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is Sarah Ferguson for the ABC.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
She was interviewing him last night and mid chat he
turned away from the camera and did.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
This, you're defending your leader, but are you really comfortable
with where she is taking you?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Sorry. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's a dog and he lives on the land. He
hasn't got one one of those pussy.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
City you know. It might be it might be a pug.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's a it's a savage, savage dog. It's like Kujo.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I think that's barking dog man. I think it is.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It needs to be wormed.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Pretty alarming though, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, it's something we could talk about. Maybe there's many
things to discuss, the.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Lots of things coming up on the show. It is
tin hat Tuesday. So I've got a couple of examples
that I've gleaned from, the one of which is about
the minions.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh, the Little Yellow Man, Yeah, the Little Yellow Man,
one eyed yellow Man.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's the one. What do they have?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Two eyes? One eyesery?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I can't remember the Also, I got a good one
about I got a good one next week.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know that alarm thing that's coming through on our phone.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Every Australia in phone will be.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
There's a whole thing about some five g bots are
going to be activated.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Is that what's actually happening? Or is that a conspiracy theory?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Conspiracy theory that some five g bots will be activated
when the phone puts out the alert?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Is this like those movies with something our eyes twitch
and Extra Man eight? It's got to me already.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That was doctor who, No, that was me just okay,
I didn't know you were a dorg.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Fucking dork man.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sit out.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Let's get into the fast five because we gonna do
anything till we do that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Give us a call. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
On Gold jamais Gold.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
It's Jonesy demanded driving you home with Kelly Clarkson behind
the hazels.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Ohi, Governor, I don't remember her being in the bill.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, cam your farm. That's the first mistake I've ever made.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
It really, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The speed of light, Jonesy and demanders five past five?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is here?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Five questions? Can you go the way and answer all
five questions correctly?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
If you do that, Amanda, also answer question five correctly,
you get a double past to Brian Adams Roll with
the Punches Tour. Oh wow, what a snappy comeback.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I was just thinking Brian Adams song that I like
that we don't play quite regularly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm a big fan of cuts like a knife, Cuts
like a knife, like.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The jewet he does with mel c Oh yeah, yeah,
but when you're gone? Did you see her wedding photos?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Did that one with Tina Turner? I think that was
cuts like it?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
But Melf sees wedding photos Over the weekend she married
an Australian yep. He is the most handsome man in
the history of the universe. He's a model, well slash
film producer. Then they've made him sound more film producer
is because it's funny a male model, people go. But
when you put another title to m Ago incredibly.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
To curse being good looking bo is in Rose, I'm
going to.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Let that sit.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Great well.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Thank you. His question number one, which bird was historically
trained to carry written messages over long distances? It's not
a Melia Airhart pigeon? Yeah, yeah, pigeon enjoying my joke
everyone he appreciated face. Ryan and Brendan just pulled faces
(04:24):
of waters. Okay, am I wasting my time?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Are you Amelia Airhart who disappeared?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
She was? She flew and says here which bird historically
carried written messages over?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
And I just felt that you were being disrespectful to
the memory of ameliair.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because you mentioned her in such.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
A latest story about her.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
She landed on that island by crabs and got eaten
by cocaut crabs.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It wasn't love island. She got eaten by crabs.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh luckily, I wasn't disrespectful.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Right, I was thinking of another kind of bird and
oh yeah, I love it.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
That.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Don't be mean to Miles, he's coming on our show.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can you name the song from this? Who is that?
Speaker 10 (05:20):
Bo Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, it's not bad. That was.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Don't laugh at him, right, don't poo poo my jokes
then laugh about.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Because you know it's sometimes it just works, that's all.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
It made him giddy.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That's question number two.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's riff raff, Yeah, gam Nation, Jonesy and demands five.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're up to question two of the fast five and
it's aff rash.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Got to keep.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This is where we wheel out a smoking riff and
you have to guess where the riff is from.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Anna is in mascot. Hello, Anna, Hi, how are you
very well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I have a listened to this riff? What's the
name of the song? Anna?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Is it?
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Run to? You?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Say what you want about Brian? But g does a
good rift, doesn't he?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
This brings you to question three. This is multiple choice
for you. What's the most expensive fruit in the world?
Is it a the Ubari king melon? Be the ruby
Roman grapes or sea lost gardens of helligen pineapples, cribes
A B or C.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
I'm just going to guess A.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's a Ugari king melon. Grown in volcanic ash. Meticulous
daily care? How exhausting? The perfectly spherical sweet cantalopes regularly
fetch between ten thousand to forty five thousand per parem options.
Oh can he hill? Anything you'd like to say? What
can big rounded perfectly spherical cant lopes? Anything you'd like
(07:15):
to say?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, the fruit of a couple of eyes. The American
version of the office ran for how many seasons?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Anna?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I think it might have been like a wasn't wasn't eight?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Maddie's at the entrance.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Hello, Mattie. Hey, guys, Well it's not eight, but not
far from that. The American version of the office ran
for how many seasons? Shaven the other way?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Biggie's in carum downs Hi.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The key big Hello? So the American version of the office,
it is nine. Nine. Unlet's you speaking German to us?
That is the anthem, he said, nine.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You and Amanda are connected.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
View are in our German roots.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Maybe maybe you're want to run past your Amelia Airhart
gear from.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Some twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, no, I think that joke had its moment and
it lived and was glorious. VICKI, Poor Amelia, Where are
the Commonwealth Games being held this year?
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Oh goad, goat Glasgow.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's question number by Have you ever been to Glasgow?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Glasgow is a fabulous Yes I have.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Vicky, you been to Glasgow? No, I have no right.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I love our chats.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I just feel that it's it's never never portrayed very well.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But it's a it's a funky kind of city. It
does have I know there's some violent overtones from He's
Gone By. You've had Edinburgh and then you have Glasgow.
But it's a great city.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Okay, congratulations Vicky, you've won the jam pack a double
past Brian Adams roll with the punches to congratulations.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
God, my husband is going to be so happy.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But you'll be happy as well, Vicky.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
I will wait, I'm real.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
This is great cool.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That's exciting news.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
If you would like to play the past five you
can always register Jonesy demanded dot com dot au or
you can call us back tomorrow at the same time.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Take a peek behind the scenes. Follow Jonesy and Amanda
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Speaker 1 (09:15):
How's your pants goring everything?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Okay, Well, I had a fitting today for my Logi's
outfit and so I thought I'd wear some up to
the waist undies and they're thin. They're full coverage like NBN.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well that's thin.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Well, that's right. But they've split up the side and
it's only the waistband holding it here. I feel like
I'm wearing I've got trousers on. I feel like I'm
wearing a lap lap underneath my trousers.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
It's a bit thin on coverage like the NBN. Does
it drop out?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's not very comfortable.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
A pair of Zara trousers? You like Zara? They've gone
viral for all the wrong reasons, quickly dubbed as the
world's dead list pants. What's happened the fifty dollar pair
of ultralong flowy wide leg trousers from Zara?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
People tripping over was in.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Quite the stir. My daughter, she wears these huge pants.
Have you seen those huge pants?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
When you say, are you saying huge at the bottom,
huge around the feet?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
They look like clown pants?
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
And I said they look like clown pants and my
wife said, oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
What they do?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You look like clown And she said Hong Kong In return.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
One one woman who goes by the name of Holly.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Klimmer sounds like your actual name.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
She shared a now viral video of her severe injuries
as a result of these pants happened. She had had
to spill These Zara pants need to come with the
warning label because I have now fractured my knee.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So she fell over in a wheelchair and crutches.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So just tell me she tripped on a pants and
fell over.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Definitely wheelchair and crutches. Although you probably putting a bit
of mail on. That's either one or the other.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Hundreds of others of flocks to the viral videos to
share their similar experiences of the viral death pants.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So is it when people are going upstairs? Are they
too flappy?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, there's a there's a long bit that hangs down.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Can see a picture and it gets caught over the
toe there.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh I see, so trap you trip over the end
of them?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, yep. I'm five to eleven.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I fell flat on my face, ended up in the
hospital because I thought I'd broken my knee. Oh mg,
I broke my elbow wearing those trousers right power ones.
I ended up in emergency because of these pants. Broken wrist,
big gash had to.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Get the gash glued, glued, glued and for six.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You know what a big gash in your hands? About reading?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Anyway, just look out for that, Yeah, look out for
Biddy Hill. Okay, you finished?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Maybe go to top Shop?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Have you finished Brandon? You know, maybe they should bring
back Fletcher Jones. My mother used to go to Jones
and get a nice pair of pants. You can live
in those. So we think housing was good then not.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So got a family at the back, ye jam.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Now some footage has gone viral of a woman on
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I like cruises.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I like cruisers too. I've been on some great cruises.
This woman, though, I mean a cruise a wonderful way
to kick off your shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I was a kid I watched The Love Boat. It
was always great.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah. My favorite episode of the Love Boat was when
the staff were convinced that Helen Ready had become a
pop plant. You could believe that on the Love Boat.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Well, she didn't actually become a pop plant, but something
happened that made them think she had.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Jeez, Isaac Master have been making them few mickey.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yes, maybe I am a woman and now I'm a
pop plant. So anyway, this footage has gone viral because
this woman has kicked off her shoes, which is great.
You never pull you're all axing. Yeah, But she hasn't
kicked off her shoes near the pool. She's kicked off
her shoes at the buffet and she's sitting with the
shoes off, and she's got an itchy foot. Don't rub
(13:20):
your face, Ryan, it's an itchy foot. And it says
here it appeared to have.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
A rash come on.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
And she takes a shoe off, scratches it with her hand,
and then, to the horror of the person's filming, she
takes a fork from the table and scratches her foot
with the fork. These are the people in your neighborhood,
you know. Recently, I'm going to sound like a tosser,
but I was flying business class. I was in a
business class lounge. I've been on a holiday cathe Pacific.
(13:52):
We're in Hong Kong. It was lovely, but there's a
man sitting there.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Why did you say you're flying business in Malaysia and
could on you?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Well, there's a man in the lounge, and and there
weren't that many seats around, so you know, we didn't
sit in the main part because the seats that were free.
One guy had his shoes and his socks off, and
he's got his feet up on the seat in the lounge,
and at one point he had his leg up and
the other one was dangling off the top of it,
(14:20):
so it's flapping it around in mid air. Look, I
know it's disgusting. Are you going to defend him?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that myself, but I wouldn't
be bent out of shape. Yes, and out of shape.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I became full Karen pinch face?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I just kept glaring face. I kept glaring at him,
hoping he'd look up and see my cranky face. In
the end, I was the only person that upset myself.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The way the men read signals, he probably thought, I'm
on he.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Woman girding at me with lust.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's pinched face.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm half undressed already looks like a pot plan. You
know what's wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Keep his shoes on you out in public?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, don't put your on your seat, and don't and
take your shoes.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Off unless you're Chris Hemsworth wandering around news.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
That's different an airline lounge, bare feet on the seats
and not scratching your foot with a would please, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Now, by
the miracle of recording, are two great names.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I'm not a scatters the chemistry between them, but how much.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Relign your own business and shut your pie.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I wish you were with your jol.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Robbie Williams, who we love, has discussed nosegate. He was
getting an interview on TV at the World Cup. At
something dropped out of his schnods on to the top
of his microphone and so he grabbed it and then
discreetly put it.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
On his forehead.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Did he It was a small white blob.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I was a white blob Robbie. A lot of people
because Robbie has dabbled with substances.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He says clean for a number of year, for.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
A number of years. He had this to say to.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Like, to apologize for the object that fell onto the
microphone yesterday.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I was deeply unprofessional.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
People worried about me, but it's okay because I had
several more.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Then he pokes his tongue out and he's got two
mints on there. And sometimes I understand Robbie's pain, I
get the sinus and all that sort of stuff, and
sometimes when.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You've got like yeah, I got like a bit of brown.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Thanks Barnaby stopping going any further. But people that suffer
the siinus knows because you know what I did.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
That I'm doing you a mint in the mouth, comes
out the nose, it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Can it's all connected.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know that you're U station tubes.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
No, that's your ears, which actually is connected to your
eyes as well.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You didn't think you were an again all this, did you?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Where's Barnaby when I need it?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
There is Barnaby. Well, we'll talk about Barnaby and the
fall back of what happened.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
The fall back, not the fallout. Well that's what Robbie had.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I can't like a fallback Anywow. We we'll talk about that.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
That's coming up also Hat Tuesday, Conspiracy at the Ready,
Jamais Barnaby Joyce Sarah Ferguson interviewing about One Nation and
what's going on there.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Barnaby always seems to be doing a little bit of
backpedaling whenever questioned.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yes, and he was being questioned about whether Pauline is
too extreme for him really, and I think there's a
sign that he was flustered. So he's being interviewed at
his home presumably when this happened.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
You're defending your leader, but are you really comfortable with
where she is taking you?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But I think, sorry, it's a dog as a dog.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
People are sort of going are taken aback by the
harshness of that. It seems so aggressive.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
The land.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Pomeranium balls of fluff.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Because this is what he has said. He said, people
in the regions laugh about it. People in the inner
city thinks it's a war crime. The dog loved me
in the morning. I think people in the country don't
treat their dogs like that. I don't think they've spoken
to like this.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
They have farm dogs, you know, they're pig and dogs,
hunting dogs, the sort of dogs you put in a
box on the back of you a Ford Rangers.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I know, and that's in the nice weather, but I know.
But you don't have to speak harshly. If their country dogs,
you just look at them, raise an eyebrow and they
know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The last time you went to the country property.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
And same with you. Brandon had a dog.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's been sometimes since I've had a dog. But that
doesn't mean you like.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
To tell the kids from Billy Elliott too, but I
don't know how you are with a dog. The comments
have been funny. The BTUDA advocate has said, Barnaby Joyce
reveals his true calling as the bottom maths class teacher
in a regional high school exactly. And other people have said,
why did that, Tomato yell?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I like that when your mate says he's leaving the
par but he's only had one beer.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's down guarantee. There was no dog there, says somebody. Yeah,
interesting to his alter ego talking to his temper.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Well, it was a savage dog though, as you know,
dog there it is slavery.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
The barking dog man comes over mid interviews.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
He votes as well.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Jonesy and Amanda Cant shut Up on the Jonesy and
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Speaker 5 (19:28):
Hello, there is Jonesy Demanda across Australia driving you home.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It is Tuesday, the twenty first of July.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Any other Tuesday, this would be a normal Tuesday, but
not here for Tuesday is tinhat Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?
Speaker 13 (19:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I don't know. I look more and more I guess
it's because of my algorithm. Now I'm finding more and
more conspiracy theories. I'm choosing not to do the ones
that are dark and manky. Some of them are just
funny and ridiculous. How about this one?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Minions? Yeah, the little minions like this? No no, no,
no no, Kevin Mina do it love the world over
the Minions? Well, a video posted by this person who's
calling themselves Candid Truth Official is horrified at the sexual
jokes and suggestive imagery slipped into the cartoons for the kids.
(20:21):
He said, this is a deliberate way by Hollywood, Disney
and DreamWorks and major studios to corrupt children's minds. And
I've watched a lot of the millions millions films over theirs.
I haven't seen any of this. And so what he's
highlighting way in the background. I don't know if it's
an animator's joke or not, but you wouldn't notice any
of this. There's two minions having a kiss. That's all right, yep,
(20:42):
there's one minion. Well, as he says here, these shows
are literally perverted. There's one dressed up as a maid,
a French maid. These are males, look at how he is.
He's looking at them, and the other one's drawing in
the sand flirtatiously as so. One of them looking at
a French maidens Apparently the other one is eyeing him off.
(21:04):
There's one here of two of them kissing. This is
a very he said, This is a very homosexual message.
They're all males. Why is this one running naked showing
his butt with a banana in his hand and says,
a tiny little minion, little thing at the beach. Well
he can see is his tiny little bottom. He's holding
a banana. Apparently this is the subversive way Hollywood, Disney
(21:24):
Dreams Works is trying to corrupt children's mind If this
person's looking that closely, I put it to you that
he's the one that's going to corrupt everyone's minds.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Take a chill pill, bro, take a chill pill. All right?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
How about this one? This is about witness.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Protection, witness protection, Mike.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
This is a person saying, my conspiracy theory is there's
no such thing as witness protection. When the government erases
your identity, they just kill you. It's cheaper, it's easier.
And when people are like, no, can't be where are they?
They can be like, I know, right, how good are we?
And he went on to say I love the idea
(22:03):
of someone in witness protection scrolling through Twitter seeing this
tweet and being angry because they know it's wrong, but
they can't say anything that is great, that is a
great conspiracy theory. Well, they're the ones that have crossed
my desk, that have a desk that don't take you
into the absolute darkness of hell. Well, what have you
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got for us?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Why does your tin hat look brand new?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You know it's not brand new, but all the alpha
was coming off the back, and we know that that
means that my thoughts might be interfered with, So I've
to put just a fresh layer at the back.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, the least we wanted you being interfered with.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Please, in case someone's watchings around.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's tin hat Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Do you believe in that the world is flat? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I don't know. That's how we go through the.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Great minds discussing whether the world is round, yes, flat.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Because why would we leave that to scientists? Why would
we That's what tin hat Tuesday's all.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Look just for your facts.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
We're happy to hear what your conspiracy theories are no
judgment or maybe only a little bit or maybe a
lot of judgment from us, but we're happy to hear.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. Agnes has
joined us.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Hello, Agnes, Hello, how are you well? Have you got
your tin hat on?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I definitely do over to you. Okay, this isn't actually
mine is my friend Glennis, and she believes that the
NRL know who they want to win certain games to
make the finals. So the example that she has used
is the game on the weekend with the Warriors and
the Dragons. Yeah, she believes that they wanted the Warriors
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to win. And you could argue with some of the calls,
our questionable calls against the Dragons, because the Warriors, if
they finished one or two, they're going to get two
home finals. That would be great revenue, great crowds. The
second game would be the Brisbane Hans's game where not
many of the Brisbane teams are sorry yet the Brisbane
teams have been going well, so they want the Brisbane
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team in there. So yeah, some of the game in
questionable calls that went the way. So that's some Glennis's conspiracy.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Put on your Glennis and Agnes for delivering it, because
I heard that about the state of origin. State of
origin if it's a dead rubber as they say, which I.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Hate, Well, no, they're not going to be happy financially
with that.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
The Channel nine was millions of dollars in advertising, so
you'd be sad to the boys.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, well let's just you know, let's not make it
our lives work to win this game.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I find it hard though that an ego driven player.
But we've got examples of cricketers. The great hands he Kronia,
all those who would throw games money got a bit hands.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
What did he do?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
He threw games, He threw.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Results through the game.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Well he changed results because he was taking money.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Thank you, Agnes, Thank you. Crane is a crane.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
That's your real name. Hello Bray, go over to you.
What's your conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Theory, you guys? So in a museum in America they've
found an old photograph of a Civil War soldier and
it looks exactly like Nicholas Cage. So the ridiculous conspiracy
theory that's come from it is that it's actually him
and he doesn't age. He's some sort of vampire like creature.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He's a time traveler, traveler.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I love it because if you see a photo of
someone who looks like someone else, your first port of
call is time travel Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
True, thank you. Just on the NRL.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Remember Damian Cook, he plays for Saint George. He is
a time traveler.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
He looks he looks like his old fashion.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
He looks like he's from the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
So therefore he must be.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
He's one of those guys.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I've got to get back to my men on the
front and first after spot I have to play this
damn full game that they're playing in the twentieth century.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
He has an old fashioned mo Yeah, that's all it
needs to be a time traveler. What a giveaway.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Cameron has joined us.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Cameron, we're going to wrap up with you. What have
you got for us?
Speaker 10 (25:59):
Hi?
Speaker 14 (26:00):
Look, I'm just concerned about the lightest political issues with
one nation. Barnaby and his dog, and we didn't hear
the dog bark. We didn't hear anything about the dog.
But was it Pauline rather than the dogs?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Let's have a listener, So let's just have a listen
to Barnaby on his own ride.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
Yeah, could that be a conspiracy that there was no dog?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There at all.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I heard it. I read this week and this was
being fanciful that Pauline Hanson allegedly and Gina Rhine had
a lovers. That's a cold spoon for you all to
be getting on with, right, Look, Cami, thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Do you know whenever Barnaby wants to focus off him,
and he does get focused on him a bit, he
does something crazy, whether rolling around in the guard a
drunk or you know, telling an imaginary dog to sit down.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Or leaving your wife for your press secretary. I completely
forgot about voting no to marriage equality because marriage is
important to you and you like a few of them.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Anything to say, Barnie, fair enough, Thank you for all
your calls. It'll be back next Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Gamnation.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Here's something you might be interested in if you're When
I first read this, I thought it's about sending people
into space, but it's not. NASA is doing some research
and is looking for four people to spend a full
year in a simulated Moon and Mars habitat starting next year.
You have to be between thirty and fifty five years old.
(27:56):
That rules both of us out. Brandon, but Ryan, you
have a thirty.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I not no, you can still go on a Kentigi
tour mate.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
No, thanks, but I'll tell you what the story is.
We can't go on either, No, you're trully. This groundbreaking
NASA Moon and Mars Exploration Analog mission will lock four
people into two connected habitats. First, you'll simulate the long
confined journey through deep space into transit habitat. Then you
(28:27):
transition to a surface habitat, mimicking planetary operations complete complete
with mock spacewalks, rover excursions, excursion, get a note from
your mum, resource limited tasks and maintenance under pressure, et cetera,
and communication with Earth what they're doing here. And this
is why it's interesting. Being an astronaut isn't just about
knowing how the spacecraft works the kind of scientific experiments
(28:50):
you want to do, which the.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
L part is knowing how the spacecraft works.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yes, but also a big part is about how humans
respond to each other in the confines. They will study
everything in here, from how isolation affects your physical and
mental health, team dynamics in high stakes environments, performance during
Mars walks, sleep patterns, nutrition, problem solving when you're months
away from home. It's that kind of data that they
(29:17):
really need because the human component here is what is
going to be extraordinary and can make or break a mission.
Imagine for you up there for a couple of years,
you're going to Mars and you're there with someone who
goes rogue and is a Maddie way looking at me nothing.
I don't know how much you'd make. They're saying that.
(29:37):
Some people here have said depends how much money to be.
I'd do that to escape my family, etc.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
But you're coming back.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You're coming back, but you're going away for a couple
of years and you have to sign up for that.
So they're looking for volunteers.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
An uncle that went away for a couple of years.
Best we say talk about it the better.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
But what about that? Reminded me of a TV show
from two thousand and five, a British reality show called
Space Cadets, and it wasn't what the participants thought it
was going to be.
Speaker 12 (30:04):
Congratulations, you've successfully taken part in a TV first, but
perhaps not in the way you've been thinking. Remember when
this all started and we told you you wouldn't know
exactly what the show was about. Well, you are the
stars of a unique TV show, but one with a difference.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
What they thought was going to happen. Well, this is
how it started. At the beginning, they conscripted some people
to be on a secret TV mission. They were told
they wanted people who had no knowledge of space. They
even poo pooed somebody who had watched Star Trek. They
wanted no one who had any space. Now, adults, they
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can imagine the contestants they got in two thousand and five,
and these were the very early days of reality television.
So they told these ordinary contestants who wanted to be
thrill seekers, that's what the ads said. They were selected
based on their gullibility. They were told they were competing
to become the very first televised spaceists, that they would
go to Russia where they would train to be cosmonauts.
(31:04):
So they loaded into an aeroplane supposedly bound for Russia.
The plane just flu in circles over the UK for
a few hours, landed exactly where it had taken off.
But they got out and put into a compound near
Ipswich in Suffolk that they thought was Russia. It was
a fake base. A production crew into massive lengths to
sell the illusion. They stocked the barracks with Russian branded food, toiletry, cigarettes, etc.
(31:28):
All of that stuff. There were costumed actors playing Russian
military personnel who trained them how to be cosmonauts. After training,
a couple of them were selected as finalists. They'll put
into a simulated cabin, a simulation cabin, and they were
tricked into thinking they're being launched into low orbit for
a five day space mission. And they looked out the
(31:48):
window and they saw vision that was projected that they
thought was the Earth from space, and then it was
revealed to them, we've just been tricking. Here's some money
for looking like an idiot. And it was interesting the
mixed fallout. Some people thought, well, aren't they idiots? Other
people thought these poor people who because you saw them
(32:09):
all share their fear the experience. It's like that Shark
show anything, where you had this shared experience of something fearful,
You bond with each other, you show you vulnerability, you cry.
Some of them expressed absolute joy that they were there,
first in their family to achieve something. I'm going into
space and then to be told it was all a trick.
It was it had That whole show was kind of
(32:30):
a mixed bag of how people felt when they watched it,
and that was two thousand and five. If you want
to be gullible, look for love on Maths. At least
you know what you're getting into.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I go to Love Island.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Go to Love Island.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So you don't know what you're getting into.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, but you might see your rain.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
There's a there's a cream for that.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
If you like details, or if you'd like to meet
one of these people going to help train people to
go to Mars, let us know. We've got all the
details and that bids real. That's true, that's real.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
And you're not dressed as an apare you?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Not?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Today?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Coming up?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Instagram is on the way if you'd like to play Instagram.
Jonesidemanda dot com. Don a you on golf?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Yeah, so
I'm in a request for them to do it again.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Mentioned lay off the moonshine, man, it's so weak.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
The afternoon to you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I spend a week away with my sons recently. They're
twenty five and twenty three, and I thought we were
through the phase of the would you rather, but on
long car trips I got a few would you rathers,
and I just say I've got enough anxiety. Don't ratchet
up anxiety by trying to make me answer I would
rather doing?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Would you rather with Liam over Jack?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Well? His ones are terrible? Listen to this one. Would
you rather wash a homeless man? I have a homeless
man wash you? What would you pick?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'd rather have the homeless man wash me?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah? What's that? It's not weird? Is it?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Would you? This is a stupid one? This is so Jack?
Would you rather change genders every time you sneeze? Or
not be able to tell the difference between a baby
and a muffin? That old chestnut? You've given that answering?
How about this one? This is from Meg and our team.
Would you rather send nudes to your parents or your boss?
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I've done both.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
And the outcome The outcome was only one.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Got me a promotion though.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, you're not answering. Okay, how about this one? This
will be my last one. I would you rather drink
a glass full of your own pea or a quick
shot of someone else's? Ooh?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
What sort of glass? Like a standard glass or a pint?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Quantity is mattering to you?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Because it's a lot of a number of golds versus
one number of gulps of your own versus one of
someone else.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
That's gives me baar grills is on the line, Well, oh,
take all offers.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'll take a stile.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
There is, however, a board outside. There's an organized there's
a department within our building. Here. They're fabulous people. Their
title is client experience experience. That means they push people
out of aeroplane enjoyed. I don't know what it means,
but they have got a board with a conundrum or
(35:30):
would you rather ridden that? I would like to ask
you guys what you think?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Great?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
So we were just talking about would you rather? And
when I've been traveling recently with my two sons, who
are in their twenties, the exhaustion of the would you rather?
What about this one?
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Well?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Would I rather? I'd rather? Liam? Ask me? Would you
rather stuff than Jack?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
He's just as deadly? What best if you had to
live in a cage for the rest of your life?
Would you rather vertical bars or horizontal bars?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Horizontal because he can climb.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Up, because they're slimming. No, the vertical ones are slimmy.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yeah, that prisoner's fat. Don't give you me more food?
Enough cruel for you, mate.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But our client experienced team, yes, I just got no
idea what they do. They just take you to lunch
and flattery.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Is that that's a sales that's radio.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Excuse me, it's client experience, Brendan. But they have a
board out the front of their department and they've white
a whiteboard. They've been asking this question and people had
to answer which side they'd go on. Would you rather
always have crumbs in your bed y or always have
wet sleeves? Wet sleeves, so every day you'd have wet sleeves.
(36:44):
How would that feel versus every night crumbs in the bed?
What would you choose?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I can live with wet sleeves, could you?
Speaker 13 (36:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Because you could? You could they eventually dry?
Speaker 9 (36:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
No, no, that always. The word is always. Let me
explain the word.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It always? You could roll them up? No, well, crumbs
in the bed.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I think you'd get used to crumbs in the bed.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
No you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I think you would.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
No, you're wrong.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Well, let's put it to the whippole. Whippole would you
rather always this is the big stuff we're discussing. Would
you rather always have crumbs in your bed or always
have wet sleeve.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
The whippole is a snapshot of what the community thinks
on any given subject.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well, this given subject is here, right.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
So you put would you rather? Into the whippole?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Why don't we just put that into the pub test
and it'll be like a giant radio ship.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
In a bottle?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Well, whatever you're talking about, sure.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
We'll call it the whippole for this the whip pole.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
We just want one or the other. Ye always crumbs
in the bed or always let's wet sleeves? Which would
you rather?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two? What about green sleeves?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Because I could do with some ice cream? A snapshot
of what the community thinks on any given subject, it's
not the pub test. The pub test is a snapshot
of what the community thinks. But that's at the jones
you demander arms for the pup test. Yes it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The pub test is more of an opinion than we
apologist A bam bam, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
And today you've opened up the whole? Would you rather?
Speaker 9 (38:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
This is one that our client experienced team has been discussing, which.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Used to be called radio sales.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Would you rather always have crumbs in your bed or
always have wet sleeves?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Wet sleeves not green sleeves, just in case people don't
know that, jem Y Ray, you're young.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yeah, that's the ice cream truck sound.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah? Does your mum still let you get an ice
cream from the ice cream truck?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I like the Bubbalo bill.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah. Anyway, today we're discussing.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
We are discussing wise whippole. Would you rather always have
crumbs in your bed or always have wet sleeve?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Jessica? Over to you, Jessica two, how are you?
Speaker 11 (38:52):
I'm very well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Wet sleeve forever, wet sleeves okay, great, cassidy is with us.
Cassidy wet sleeves or crumbs in the bed A.
Speaker 10 (39:00):
Hundred percent wet sleeves.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay. Ishmael has joined us in Ishmael Hello.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Crumbs in the bed or wet sleeves?
Speaker 13 (39:10):
Yeah, crumbs in the bed. For me personally, I feel
like it's just at night when you're in bed, but
wet sleeving with you all day.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I tend to agree. I think you get used to
the crumbs.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
What about when you're pursuing a large whale.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Are you making fun of his name?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Maybe Dick didn't.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
Think about that, But no, wet sleefe would be a problem, then,
would it.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
No, it wouldn't, because you're a man of the sea.
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (39:33):
Crumbs in the bed though, thank you?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Tell that to skip up. Jack has joined sallow Jack.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Would you prefer crumbs in the bed or wet sleeves?
Speaker 10 (39:42):
I would have to go with crumbs in the bed
every single time. I cannot stand wet sleeves. You know
when you're taking your makeup off at night and you don't.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
I'm sure you.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Could agree, because you make up off at night, it's
getting in your pajamas. The crumbs in the bed great solution.
What happens when you get in the midnight lunch is
just reached down, grab a couple of crumbs.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
It's not a bad idea. I pretend I was in sand,
summer exotic all that I just eaten toast, and how
delicious it was. You don't want sand, wet sleeves terrible?
Thank you, Jack, And we've got Sasha around this off. Sasha.
Would you rather always have crumbs in your bed or
always have wet sleeves?
Speaker 9 (40:19):
I am all for crumbs in the bed. Guys, think
about it. Your pets in the bed with you, they
could eat and like keep them crazy. And also for myself,
I agree with the person before crumbs in the bed,
snack at midnight when you got the munchies, and who
wants to be cold and wet?
Speaker 10 (40:34):
That's not my vibe?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Thank you such a little slovenly for mine. What they're
having crumbs in the bed, What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
What well, wet sleeves? So that's highly irritating. You'd feel
constantly likeugh, is that sleeve?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Is it the bottom part if your sleeve or the whole.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Sleep the bottom part that you know? Around the risk?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
What if I were a tank top?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
What if I buns out to you about this? Ever?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Again, suns out, guns out?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I didn't think of those possibilities.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Excuse me, Thank.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
You for you.
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Speaker 5 (41:15):
Whether with us we have ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock. You can pass if you don't know an answer.
We'll come back to that question of time permits. You
get all the questions right, Happy days for you one
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
You can make it two thousand dollars, but it is
double or nothing by answering a bonus question.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Rebecca is an Albany. Hello, Rebecca, Hey, how are you?
We are great?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Money hasn't gone off for a while. Would you like
to receive money?
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (41:39):
Of course I would.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Sadly, that's not question number one.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
If only it was Rebecca.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
The question is would you like to receive money? And
Rebecca because yes, and we said they.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
What a shame? The answer was no. Now, Rebecca, we've
got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say pass because it might buy some time to come back. Okay, okay, cool,
Good luck Rebecca, because here we go. Question number one?
What is the opposite of right? Question two? What number
is between four and six?
Speaker 11 (42:09):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
No, we have to accept your first one, and annoyingly,
you knew it. You just had a radio.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Rebecca, what would you rather crumbs in the bed or
wet sleeves?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Forever?
Speaker 11 (42:28):
Gimme crumbs in the bed?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I agree, I agree, Thank you, Rebecca, thank you for playing.
That's just I know what a plops way for that
to go.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
It just happens.
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Speaker 8 (42:53):
Yeah, yes, and it's on our second week is coming up.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
So how you feeling.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
You seem to you know, there's something different about you.
It's like you've achieved something.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
Yeah, I feel quite proud and youth to see the show.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
I didn't see the original incarnation. Apparently it's been tweaked.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yeah, it's a lot shorter.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So this one's ninety minute. How long was it before?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Oh, I think it was like two and a half hours.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
It was You wouldn't have stood at Brendan. It strained
my bladder to.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Two and a half limits.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, it was, but it was good.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
But it's a lot tighter now, and I think it's
better for sure, because it's a.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
It's a medieval romp, a bitty of Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's like dirty dicks, wine, women and that's what I've.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Been very proud of you. Ryan. You haven't veered towards
the dirty dicks.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Did you think would have been a chi to serve
up meat and chicken and bosom and pussom and take.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's a beer?
Speaker 8 (43:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Do that?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Okay, No, it's days within the bounds of being really
like a black adderish play. It's not a bawdy ballad Brendan.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
That confident I am in Ryan's skills in this play. Actually,
if you had any critics any.
Speaker 8 (44:03):
Yeah, I've invited some reviewers to come and see the show.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
That really, why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Why are you so shocked?
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Are you so concerned?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
We're not concerned. Why would you ask anyone for feed?
Speaker 4 (44:18):
It's good?
Speaker 8 (44:19):
I really, I genuinely do really believe in the show.
So I'm yeah happy if you come and see it
and and let me know if they like it. We've
we have had one really good review so far. Really,
we had five star reviews.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
So was that your mum?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Well, mum also had it five stars maybe two reviewers?
Speaker 5 (44:35):
Then of course you did. Yeah, I find that. Yeah,
but what if you get a bad review?
Speaker 8 (44:41):
Well, if I get are you about to give me one.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
No, no, I enjoyed the show good, like the Medieval
Fast is back.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah you want me?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
You want me to quote you?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Yeah, medieval Fast on the billboards at the front. Yeah,
Medieval Fast is bad.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
That's not saying it's good.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You need to say three stars.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
You can't just say a fastest back because you have
to say it works, it's good.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay, what about why women song needs more buzzom.
Speaker 14 (45:10):
Right out?
Speaker 8 (45:11):
That's enough.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Just in time, Ryan, you are an achiever and we
like achievers on this show.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
We will be back to the manifod I said, I
was saying shivers.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
No, I knew what you said, a glass of shivers.
You're on a roll.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
If you would like to listen to anything on the
show that you might have missed.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Jonesidemanda dot com dot you will be back tomorrow for Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
We will see you then.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
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Amanda.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Jones and Amanda Show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do Amanda, Madamanda and
the virile Jonesy.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And learned school.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you
will never forget.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Shot. Well, hello, Amanda, how are you today?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Very well and how are you going?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I've just been delighting in Barnaby Joyce.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
What a delightful that's not the former Duchess.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
This is Sarah Ferguson for the ABC.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
She was interviewing him last night and mid chat he
turned away from the camera and did.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
This, you're defending your leader, but are you really comfortable
with where she is taking you?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I think.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Sorry. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's a dog and he lives on the land. He
hasn't got one one of those pussy.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
City you know. It might be it might be a pug.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's a it's a savage, savage dog. It's like Kujo.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I think that's barking dog man. I think it is.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It needs to be wormed.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Pretty alarming though, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, it's something we could talk about. Maybe there's many
things to discuss, the.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Lots of things coming up on the show. It is
tin hat Tuesday. So I've got a couple of examples
that I've gleaned from, the one of which is about
the minions.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh, the Little Yellow Man, Yeah, the Little Yellow Man,
one eyed yellow Man.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's the one. What do they have?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Two eyes? One eyesery?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I can't remember the Also, I got a good one
about I got a good one next week.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know that alarm thing that's coming through on our phone.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Every Australia in phone will be.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
There's a whole thing about some five g bots are
going to be activated.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Is that what's actually happening? Or is that a conspiracy theory?
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Conspiracy theory that some five g bots will be activated
when the phone puts out the alert?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Is this like those movies with something our eyes twitch
and Extra Man eight? It's got to me already.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That was doctor who, No, that was me just okay,
I didn't know you were a dorg.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Fucking dork man.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Sit out.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Let's get into the fast five because we gonna do
anything till we do that.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Give us a call. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
On Gold jamais Gold.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
It's Jonesy demanded driving you home with Kelly Clarkson behind
the hazels.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Ohi, Governor, I don't remember her being in the bill.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, cam your farm. That's the first mistake I've ever made.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
It really, let's get into it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The speed of light, Jonesy and demanders five past five?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is here?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Five questions? Can you go the way and answer all
five questions correctly?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
If you do that, Amanda, also answer question five correctly,
you get a double past to Brian Adams Roll with
the Punches Tour. Oh wow, what a snappy comeback.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I was just thinking Brian Adams song that I like
that we don't play quite regularly.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm a big fan of cuts like a knife, Cuts
like a knife, like.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The jewet he does with mel c Oh yeah, yeah,
but when you're gone? Did you see her wedding photos?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Did that one with Tina Turner? I think that was
cuts like it?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
But Melf sees wedding photos Over the weekend she married
an Australian yep. He is the most handsome man in
the history of the universe. He's a model, well slash
film producer. Then they've made him sound more film producer
is because it's funny a male model, people go. But
when you put another title to m Ago incredibly.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
To curse being good looking bo is in Rose, I'm
going to.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Let that sit.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Great well.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Thank you. His question number one, which bird was historically
trained to carry written messages over long distances? It's not
a Melia Airhart pigeon? Yeah, yeah, pigeon enjoying my joke
everyone he appreciated face. Ryan and Brendan just pulled faces
(04:24):
of waters. Okay, am I wasting my time?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Are you Amelia Airhart who disappeared?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
She was? She flew and says here which bird historically
carried written messages over?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
And I just felt that you were being disrespectful to
the memory of ameliair.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because you mentioned her in such.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
A latest story about her.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
She landed on that island by crabs and got eaten
by cocaut crabs.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It wasn't love island. She got eaten by crabs.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh luckily, I wasn't disrespectful.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Right, I was thinking of another kind of bird and
oh yeah, I love it.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
That.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Don't be mean to Miles, he's coming on our show.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can you name the song from this? Who is that?
Speaker 10 (05:20):
Bo Ah?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, it's not bad. That was.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Don't laugh at him, right, don't poo poo my jokes
then laugh about.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Because you know it's sometimes it just works, that's all.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
It made him giddy.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
That's question number two.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's riff raff, Yeah, gam Nation, Jonesy and demands five.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're up to question two of the fast five and
it's aff rash.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Got to keep.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
This is where we wheel out a smoking riff and
you have to guess where the riff is from.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Anna is in mascot. Hello, Anna, Hi, how are you
very well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And I have a listened to this riff? What's the
name of the song? Anna?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Is it?
Speaker 10 (06:21):
Run to? You?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Say what you want about Brian? But g does a
good rift, doesn't he?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
This brings you to question three. This is multiple choice
for you. What's the most expensive fruit in the world?
Is it a the Ubari king melon? Be the ruby
Roman grapes or sea lost gardens of helligen pineapples, cribes
A B or C.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
I'm just going to guess A.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
It's a Ugari king melon. Grown in volcanic ash. Meticulous
daily care? How exhausting? The perfectly spherical sweet cantalopes regularly
fetch between ten thousand to forty five thousand per parem options.
Oh can he hill? Anything you'd like to say? What
can big rounded perfectly spherical cant lopes? Anything you'd like
(07:15):
to say?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, the fruit of a couple of eyes. The American
version of the office ran for how many seasons?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Anna?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I think it might have been like a wasn't wasn't eight?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Maddie's at the entrance.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Hello, Mattie. Hey, guys, Well it's not eight, but not
far from that. The American version of the office ran
for how many seasons? Shaven the other way?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Biggie's in carum downs Hi.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The key big Hello? So the American version of the office,
it is nine. Nine. Unlet's you speaking German to us?
That is the anthem, he said, nine.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You and Amanda are connected.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
View are in our German roots.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Maybe maybe you're want to run past your Amelia Airhart
gear from.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Some twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, no, I think that joke had its moment and
it lived and was glorious. VICKI, Poor Amelia, Where are
the Commonwealth Games being held this year?
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Oh goad, goat Glasgow.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
That's question number by Have you ever been to Glasgow?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Glasgow is a fabulous Yes I have.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Vicky, you been to Glasgow? No, I have no right.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I love our chats.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
I just feel that it's it's never never portrayed very well.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But it's a it's a funky kind of city. It
does have I know there's some violent overtones from He's
Gone By. You've had Edinburgh and then you have Glasgow.
But it's a great city.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Okay, congratulations Vicky, you've won the jam pack a double
past Brian Adams roll with the punches to congratulations.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
God, my husband is going to be so happy.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
But you'll be happy as well, Vicky.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
I will wait, I'm real.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
This is great cool.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That's exciting news.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
If you would like to play the past five you
can always register Jonesy demanded dot com dot au or
you can call us back tomorrow at the same time.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Take a peek behind the scenes. Follow Jonesy and Amanda
on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
How's your pants goring everything?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Okay, Well, I had a fitting today for my Logi's
outfit and so I thought I'd wear some up to
the waist undies and they're thin. They're full coverage like NBN.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Well that's thin.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Well, that's right. But they've split up the side and
it's only the waistband holding it here. I feel like
I'm wearing I've got trousers on. I feel like I'm
wearing a lap lap underneath my trousers.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
It's a bit thin on coverage like the NBN. Does
it drop out?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
It's not very comfortable.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
A pair of Zara trousers? You like Zara? They've gone
viral for all the wrong reasons, quickly dubbed as the
world's dead list pants. What's happened the fifty dollar pair
of ultralong flowy wide leg trousers from Zara?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
People tripping over was in.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Quite the stir. My daughter, she wears these huge pants.
Have you seen those huge pants?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
When you say, are you saying huge at the bottom,
huge around the feet?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
They look like clown pants?
Speaker 9 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:19):
And I said they look like clown pants and my
wife said, oh, you can't say that.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
What they do?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You look like clown And she said Hong Kong In return.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
One one woman who goes by the name of Holly.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Klimmer sounds like your actual name.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
She shared a now viral video of her severe injuries
as a result of these pants happened. She had had
to spill These Zara pants need to come with the
warning label because I have now fractured my knee.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So she fell over in a wheelchair and crutches.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
So just tell me she tripped on a pants and
fell over.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Definitely wheelchair and crutches. Although you probably putting a bit
of mail on. That's either one or the other.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Hundreds of others of flocks to the viral videos to
share their similar experiences of the viral death pants.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
So is it when people are going upstairs? Are they
too flappy?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, there's a there's a long bit that hangs down.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Can see a picture and it gets caught over the
toe there.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Oh I see, so trap you trip over the end
of them?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, yep. I'm five to eleven.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
I fell flat on my face, ended up in the
hospital because I thought I'd broken my knee. Oh mg,
I broke my elbow wearing those trousers right power ones.
I ended up in emergency because of these pants. Broken wrist,
big gash had to.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Get the gash glued, glued, glued and for six.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You know what a big gash in your hands? About reading?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Anyway, just look out for that, Yeah, look out for
Biddy Hill. Okay, you finished?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Maybe go to top Shop?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Have you finished Brandon? You know, maybe they should bring
back Fletcher Jones. My mother used to go to Jones
and get a nice pair of pants. You can live
in those. So we think housing was good then not.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So got a family at the back, ye jam.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Now some footage has gone viral of a woman on
a cruise.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I like cruises.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I like cruisers too. I've been on some great cruises.
This woman, though, I mean a cruise a wonderful way
to kick off your shoes.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I was a kid I watched The Love Boat. It
was always great.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah. My favorite episode of the Love Boat was when
the staff were convinced that Helen Ready had become a
pop plant. You could believe that on the Love Boat.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Well, she didn't actually become a pop plant, but something
happened that made them think she had.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Jeez, Isaac Master have been making them few mickey.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yes, maybe I am a woman and now I'm a
pop plant. So anyway, this footage has gone viral because
this woman has kicked off her shoes, which is great.
You never pull you're all axing. Yeah, But she hasn't
kicked off her shoes near the pool. She's kicked off
her shoes at the buffet and she's sitting with the
shoes off, and she's got an itchy foot. Don't rub
(13:20):
your face, Ryan, it's an itchy foot. And it says
here it appeared to have.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
A rash come on.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
And she takes a shoe off, scratches it with her hand,
and then, to the horror of the person's filming, she
takes a fork from the table and scratches her foot
with the fork. These are the people in your neighborhood,
you know. Recently, I'm going to sound like a tosser,
but I was flying business class. I was in a
business class lounge. I've been on a holiday cathe Pacific.
(13:52):
We're in Hong Kong. It was lovely, but there's a
man sitting there.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Why did you say you're flying business in Malaysia and
could on you?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Well, there's a man in the lounge, and and there
weren't that many seats around, so you know, we didn't
sit in the main part because the seats that were free.
One guy had his shoes and his socks off, and
he's got his feet up on the seat in the lounge,
and at one point he had his leg up and
the other one was dangling off the top of it,
(14:20):
so it's flapping it around in mid air. Look, I
know it's disgusting. Are you going to defend him?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that myself, but I wouldn't
be bent out of shape. Yes, and out of shape.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I became full Karen pinch face?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I just kept glaring face. I kept glaring at him,
hoping he'd look up and see my cranky face. In
the end, I was the only person that upset myself.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
The way the men read signals, he probably thought, I'm
on he.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Woman girding at me with lust.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's pinched face.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I'm half undressed already looks like a pot plan. You
know what's wrong with people?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Keep his shoes on you out in public?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah, don't put your on your seat, and don't and
take your shoes.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Off unless you're Chris Hemsworth wandering around news.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
That's different an airline lounge, bare feet on the seats
and not scratching your foot with a would please, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Now, by
the miracle of recording, are two great names.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I'm not a scatters the chemistry between them, but how much.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Relign your own business and shut your pie.
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I wish you were with your jol.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Robbie Williams, who we love, has discussed nosegate. He was
getting an interview on TV at the World Cup. At
something dropped out of his schnods on to the top
of his microphone and so he grabbed it and then
discreetly put it.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
On his forehead.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Did he It was a small white blob.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
I was a white blob Robbie. A lot of people
because Robbie has dabbled with substances.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He says clean for a number of year, for.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
A number of years. He had this to say to.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Like, to apologize for the object that fell onto the
microphone yesterday.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I was deeply unprofessional.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
People worried about me, but it's okay because I had
several more.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Then he pokes his tongue out and he's got two
mints on there. And sometimes I understand Robbie's pain, I
get the sinus and all that sort of stuff, and
sometimes when.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
You've got like yeah, I got like a bit of brown.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Thanks Barnaby stopping going any further. But people that suffer
the siinus knows because you know what I did.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
That I'm doing you a mint in the mouth, comes
out the nose, it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Can it's all connected.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
You know that you're U station tubes.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
No, that's your ears, which actually is connected to your
eyes as well.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You didn't think you were an again all this, did you?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Where's Barnaby when I need it?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
There is Barnaby. Well, we'll talk about Barnaby and the
fall back of what happened.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
The fall back, not the fallout. Well that's what Robbie had.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I can't like a fallback Anywow. We we'll talk about that.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
That's coming up also Hat Tuesday, Conspiracy at the Ready,
Jamais Barnaby Joyce Sarah Ferguson interviewing about One Nation and
what's going on there.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Barnaby always seems to be doing a little bit of
backpedaling whenever questioned.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yes, and he was being questioned about whether Pauline is
too extreme for him really, and I think there's a
sign that he was flustered. So he's being interviewed at
his home presumably when this happened.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
You're defending your leader, but are you really comfortable with
where she is taking you?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
But I think, sorry, it's a dog as a dog.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
People are sort of going are taken aback by the
harshness of that. It seems so aggressive.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
The land.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Pomeranium balls of fluff.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Because this is what he has said. He said, people
in the regions laugh about it. People in the inner
city thinks it's a war crime. The dog loved me
in the morning. I think people in the country don't
treat their dogs like that. I don't think they've spoken
to like this.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
They have farm dogs, you know, they're pig and dogs,
hunting dogs, the sort of dogs you put in a
box on the back of you a Ford Rangers.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I know, and that's in the nice weather, but I know.
But you don't have to speak harshly. If their country dogs,
you just look at them, raise an eyebrow and they
know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
The last time you went to the country property.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
And same with you. Brandon had a dog.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's been sometimes since I've had a dog. But that
doesn't mean you like.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
To tell the kids from Billy Elliott too, but I
don't know how you are with a dog. The comments
have been funny. The BTUDA advocate has said, Barnaby Joyce
reveals his true calling as the bottom maths class teacher
in a regional high school exactly. And other people have said,
why did that, Tomato yell?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I like that when your mate says he's leaving the
par but he's only had one beer.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's down guarantee. There was no dog there, says somebody. Yeah,
interesting to his alter ego talking to his temper.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Well, it was a savage dog though, as you know,
dog there it is slavery.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
The barking dog man comes over mid interviews.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
He votes as well.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Jonesy and Amanda Cant shut Up on the Jonesy and
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Speaker 5 (19:28):
Hello, there is Jonesy Demanda across Australia driving you home.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
It is Tuesday, the twenty first of July.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Any other Tuesday, this would be a normal Tuesday, but
not here for Tuesday is tinhat Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?
Speaker 13 (19:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I don't know. I look more and more I guess
it's because of my algorithm. Now I'm finding more and
more conspiracy theories. I'm choosing not to do the ones
that are dark and manky. Some of them are just
funny and ridiculous. How about this one?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You know?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Minions? Yeah, the little minions like this? No no, no,
no no, Kevin Mina do it love the world over
the Minions? Well, a video posted by this person who's
calling themselves Candid Truth Official is horrified at the sexual
jokes and suggestive imagery slipped into the cartoons for the kids.
(20:21):
He said, this is a deliberate way by Hollywood, Disney
and DreamWorks and major studios to corrupt children's minds. And
I've watched a lot of the millions millions films over theirs.
I haven't seen any of this. And so what he's
highlighting way in the background. I don't know if it's
an animator's joke or not, but you wouldn't notice any
of this. There's two minions having a kiss. That's all right, yep,
(20:42):
there's one minion. Well, as he says here, these shows
are literally perverted. There's one dressed up as a maid,
a French maid. These are males, look at how he is.
He's looking at them, and the other one's drawing in
the sand flirtatiously as so. One of them looking at
a French maidens Apparently the other one is eyeing him off.
(21:04):
There's one here of two of them kissing. This is
a very he said, This is a very homosexual message.
They're all males. Why is this one running naked showing
his butt with a banana in his hand and says,
a tiny little minion, little thing at the beach. Well
he can see is his tiny little bottom. He's holding
a banana. Apparently this is the subversive way Hollywood, Disney
(21:24):
Dreams Works is trying to corrupt children's mind If this
person's looking that closely, I put it to you that
he's the one that's going to corrupt everyone's minds.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Take a chill pill, bro, take a chill pill. All right?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
How about this one? This is about witness.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Protection, witness protection, Mike.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
This is a person saying, my conspiracy theory is there's
no such thing as witness protection. When the government erases
your identity, they just kill you. It's cheaper, it's easier.
And when people are like, no, can't be where are they?
They can be like, I know, right, how good are we?
And he went on to say I love the idea
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of someone in witness protection scrolling through Twitter seeing this
tweet and being angry because they know it's wrong, but
they can't say anything that is great, that is a
great conspiracy theory. Well, they're the ones that have crossed
my desk, that have a desk that don't take you
into the absolute darkness of hell. Well, what have you
(22:23):
got for us?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Why does your tin hat look brand new?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
You know it's not brand new, but all the alpha
was coming off the back, and we know that that
means that my thoughts might be interfered with, So I've
to put just a fresh layer at the back.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, the least we wanted you being interfered with.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Please, in case someone's watchings around.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's tin hat Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Do you believe in that the world is flat? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I don't know. That's how we go through the.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Great minds discussing whether the world is round, yes, flat.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Because why would we leave that to scientists? Why would
we That's what tin hat Tuesday's all.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Look just for your facts.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
We're happy to hear what your conspiracy theories are no
judgment or maybe only a little bit or maybe a
lot of judgment from us, but we're happy to hear.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. Agnes has
joined us.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Hello, Agnes, Hello, how are you well? Have you got
your tin hat on?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I definitely do over to you. Okay, this isn't actually
mine is my friend Glennis, and she believes that the
NRL know who they want to win certain games to
make the finals. So the example that she has used
is the game on the weekend with the Warriors and
the Dragons. Yeah, she believes that they wanted the Warriors
(23:37):
to win. And you could argue with some of the calls,
our questionable calls against the Dragons, because the Warriors, if
they finished one or two, they're going to get two
home finals. That would be great revenue, great crowds. The
second game would be the Brisbane Hans's game where not
many of the Brisbane teams are sorry yet the Brisbane
teams have been going well, so they want the Brisbane
(23:59):
team in there. So yeah, some of the game in
questionable calls that went the way. So that's some Glennis's conspiracy.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Put on your Glennis and Agnes for delivering it, because
I heard that about the state of origin. State of
origin if it's a dead rubber as they say, which I.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Hate, Well, no, they're not going to be happy financially
with that.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
The Channel nine was millions of dollars in advertising, so
you'd be sad to the boys.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, well let's just you know, let's not make it
our lives work to win this game.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I find it hard though that an ego driven player.
But we've got examples of cricketers. The great hands he Kronia,
all those who would throw games money got a bit hands.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
What did he do?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
He threw games, He threw.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Results through the game.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Well he changed results because he was taking money.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Thank you, Agnes, Thank you. Crane is a crane.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
That's your real name. Hello Bray, go over to you.
What's your conspiracy.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Theory, you guys? So in a museum in America they've
found an old photograph of a Civil War soldier and
it looks exactly like Nicholas Cage. So the ridiculous conspiracy
theory that's come from it is that it's actually him
and he doesn't age. He's some sort of vampire like creature.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He's a time traveler, traveler.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I love it because if you see a photo of
someone who looks like someone else, your first port of
call is time travel Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
True, thank you. Just on the NRL.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Remember Damian Cook, he plays for Saint George. He is
a time traveler.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
He looks he looks like his old fashion.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
He looks like he's from the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
So therefore he must be.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
He's one of those guys.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
I've got to get back to my men on the
front and first after spot I have to play this
damn full game that they're playing in the twentieth century.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
He has an old fashioned mo Yeah, that's all it
needs to be a time traveler. What a giveaway.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Cameron has joined us.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Cameron, we're going to wrap up with you. What have
you got for us?
Speaker 10 (25:59):
Hi?
Speaker 14 (26:00):
Look, I'm just concerned about the lightest political issues with
one nation. Barnaby and his dog, and we didn't hear
the dog bark. We didn't hear anything about the dog.
But was it Pauline rather than the dogs?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Let's have a listener, So let's just have a listen
to Barnaby on his own ride.
Speaker 14 (26:39):
Yeah, could that be a conspiracy that there was no dog?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
There at all.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I heard it. I read this week and this was
being fanciful that Pauline Hanson allegedly and Gina Rhine had
a lovers. That's a cold spoon for you all to
be getting on with, right, Look, Cami, thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Do you know whenever Barnaby wants to focus off him,
and he does get focused on him a bit, he
does something crazy, whether rolling around in the guard a
drunk or you know, telling an imaginary dog to sit down.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Or leaving your wife for your press secretary. I completely
forgot about voting no to marriage equality because marriage is
important to you and you like a few of them.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Anything to say, Barnie, fair enough, Thank you for all
your calls. It'll be back next Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Gamnation.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Here's something you might be interested in if you're When
I first read this, I thought it's about sending people
into space, but it's not. NASA is doing some research
and is looking for four people to spend a full
year in a simulated Moon and Mars habitat starting next year.
You have to be between thirty and fifty five years old.
(27:56):
That rules both of us out. Brandon, but Ryan, you
have a thirty.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I not no, you can still go on a Kentigi
tour mate.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
No, thanks, but I'll tell you what the story is.
We can't go on either, No, you're trully. This groundbreaking
NASA Moon and Mars Exploration Analog mission will lock four
people into two connected habitats. First, you'll simulate the long
confined journey through deep space into transit habitat. Then you
(28:27):
transition to a surface habitat, mimicking planetary operations complete complete
with mock spacewalks, rover excursions, excursion, get a note from
your mum, resource limited tasks and maintenance under pressure, et cetera,
and communication with Earth what they're doing here. And this
is why it's interesting. Being an astronaut isn't just about
knowing how the spacecraft works the kind of scientific experiments
(28:50):
you want to do, which the.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
L part is knowing how the spacecraft works.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yes, but also a big part is about how humans
respond to each other in the confines. They will study
everything in here, from how isolation affects your physical and
mental health, team dynamics in high stakes environments, performance during
Mars walks, sleep patterns, nutrition, problem solving when you're months
away from home. It's that kind of data that they
(29:17):
really need because the human component here is what is
going to be extraordinary and can make or break a mission.
Imagine for you up there for a couple of years,
you're going to Mars and you're there with someone who
goes rogue and is a Maddie way looking at me nothing.
I don't know how much you'd make. They're saying that.
(29:37):
Some people here have said depends how much money to be.
I'd do that to escape my family, etc.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
But you're coming back.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You're coming back, but you're going away for a couple
of years and you have to sign up for that.
So they're looking for volunteers.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
An uncle that went away for a couple of years.
Best we say talk about it the better.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
But what about that? Reminded me of a TV show
from two thousand and five, a British reality show called
Space Cadets, and it wasn't what the participants thought it
was going to be.
Speaker 12 (30:04):
Congratulations, you've successfully taken part in a TV first, but
perhaps not in the way you've been thinking. Remember when
this all started and we told you you wouldn't know
exactly what the show was about. Well, you are the
stars of a unique TV show, but one with a difference.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
What they thought was going to happen. Well, this is
how it started. At the beginning, they conscripted some people
to be on a secret TV mission. They were told
they wanted people who had no knowledge of space. They
even poo pooed somebody who had watched Star Trek. They
wanted no one who had any space. Now, adults, they
(30:42):
can imagine the contestants they got in two thousand and five,
and these were the very early days of reality television.
So they told these ordinary contestants who wanted to be
thrill seekers, that's what the ads said. They were selected
based on their gullibility. They were told they were competing
to become the very first televised spaceists, that they would
go to Russia where they would train to be cosmonauts.
(31:04):
So they loaded into an aeroplane supposedly bound for Russia.
The plane just flu in circles over the UK for
a few hours, landed exactly where it had taken off.
But they got out and put into a compound near
Ipswich in Suffolk that they thought was Russia. It was
a fake base. A production crew into massive lengths to
sell the illusion. They stocked the barracks with Russian branded food, toiletry, cigarettes, etc.
(31:28):
All of that stuff. There were costumed actors playing Russian
military personnel who trained them how to be cosmonauts. After training,
a couple of them were selected as finalists. They'll put
into a simulated cabin, a simulation cabin, and they were
tricked into thinking they're being launched into low orbit for
a five day space mission. And they looked out the
(31:48):
window and they saw vision that was projected that they
thought was the Earth from space, and then it was
revealed to them, we've just been tricking. Here's some money
for looking like an idiot. And it was interesting the
mixed fallout. Some people thought, well, aren't they idiots? Other
people thought these poor people who because you saw them
(32:09):
all share their fear the experience. It's like that Shark
show anything, where you had this shared experience of something fearful,
You bond with each other, you show you vulnerability, you cry.
Some of them expressed absolute joy that they were there,
first in their family to achieve something. I'm going into
space and then to be told it was all a trick.
It was it had That whole show was kind of
(32:30):
a mixed bag of how people felt when they watched it,
and that was two thousand and five. If you want
to be gullible, look for love on Maths. At least
you know what you're getting into.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I go to Love Island.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Go to Love Island.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
So you don't know what you're getting into.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, but you might see your rain.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
There's a there's a cream for that.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
If you like details, or if you'd like to meet
one of these people going to help train people to
go to Mars, let us know. We've got all the
details and that bids real. That's true, that's real.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
And you're not dressed as an apare you?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Not?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Today?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Coming up?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Instagram is on the way if you'd like to play Instagram.
Jonesidemanda dot com. Don a you on golf?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Yeah, so
I'm in a request for them to do it again.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Mentioned lay off the moonshine, man, it's so weak.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
The afternoon to you.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I spend a week away with my sons recently. They're
twenty five and twenty three, and I thought we were
through the phase of the would you rather, but on
long car trips I got a few would you rathers,
and I just say I've got enough anxiety. Don't ratchet
up anxiety by trying to make me answer I would
rather doing?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Would you rather with Liam over Jack?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Well? His ones are terrible? Listen to this one. Would
you rather wash a homeless man? I have a homeless
man wash you? What would you pick?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I'd rather have the homeless man wash me?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Would you?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah? What's that? It's not weird? Is it?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Would you? This is a stupid one? This is so Jack?
Would you rather change genders every time you sneeze? Or
not be able to tell the difference between a baby
and a muffin? That old chestnut? You've given that answering?
How about this one? This is from Meg and our team.
Would you rather send nudes to your parents or your boss?
Speaker 9 (34:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I've done both.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
And the outcome The outcome was only one.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Got me a promotion though.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, you're not answering. Okay, how about this one? This
will be my last one. I would you rather drink
a glass full of your own pea or a quick
shot of someone else's? Ooh?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
What sort of glass? Like a standard glass or a pint?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Quantity is mattering to you?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Because it's a lot of a number of golds versus
one number of gulps of your own versus one of
someone else.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
That's gives me baar grills is on the line, Well, oh,
take all offers.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'll take a stile.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
There is, however, a board outside. There's an organized there's
a department within our building. Here. They're fabulous people. Their
title is client experience experience. That means they push people
out of aeroplane enjoyed. I don't know what it means,
but they have got a board with a conundrum or
(35:30):
would you rather ridden that? I would like to ask
you guys what you think?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Great?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
So we were just talking about would you rather? And
when I've been traveling recently with my two sons, who
are in their twenties, the exhaustion of the would you rather?
What about this one?
Speaker 6 (35:46):
Well?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Would I rather? I'd rather? Liam? Ask me? Would you
rather stuff than Jack?
Speaker 3 (35:51):
He's just as deadly? What best if you had to
live in a cage for the rest of your life?
Would you rather vertical bars or horizontal bars?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Horizontal because he can climb.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Up, because they're slimming. No, the vertical ones are slimmy.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yeah, that prisoner's fat. Don't give you me more food?
Enough cruel for you, mate.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
But our client experienced team, yes, I just got no
idea what they do. They just take you to lunch
and flattery.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Is that that's a sales that's radio.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Excuse me, it's client experience, Brendan. But they have a
board out the front of their department and they've white
a whiteboard. They've been asking this question and people had
to answer which side they'd go on. Would you rather
always have crumbs in your bed y or always have
wet sleeves? Wet sleeves, so every day you'd have wet sleeves.
(36:44):
How would that feel versus every night crumbs in the bed?
What would you choose?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I can live with wet sleeves, could you?
Speaker 13 (36:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Because you could? You could they eventually dry?
Speaker 9 (36:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
No, no, that always. The word is always. Let me
explain the word.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
It always? You could roll them up? No, well, crumbs
in the bed.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I think you'd get used to crumbs in the bed.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
No you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I think you would.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
No, you're wrong.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Well, let's put it to the whippole. Whippole would you
rather always this is the big stuff we're discussing. Would
you rather always have crumbs in your bed or always
have wet sleeve.
Speaker 5 (37:23):
The whippole is a snapshot of what the community thinks
on any given subject.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well, this given subject is here, right.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
So you put would you rather? Into the whippole?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Why don't we just put that into the pub test
and it'll be like a giant radio ship.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
In a bottle?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Well, whatever you're talking about, sure.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
We'll call it the whippole for this the whip pole.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
We just want one or the other. Ye always crumbs
in the bed or always let's wet sleeves? Which would
you rather?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two? What about green sleeves?
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Because I could do with some ice cream? A snapshot
of what the community thinks on any given subject, it's
not the pub test. The pub test is a snapshot
of what the community thinks. But that's at the jones
you demander arms for the pup test. Yes it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
The pub test is more of an opinion than we
apologist A bam bam, what do you think?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
And today you've opened up the whole? Would you rather?
Speaker 9 (38:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (38:15):
This is one that our client experienced team has been discussing, which.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Used to be called radio sales.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Would you rather always have crumbs in your bed or
always have wet sleeves?
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Wet sleeves not green sleeves, just in case people don't
know that, jem Y Ray, you're young.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yeah, that's the ice cream truck sound.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah? Does your mum still let you get an ice
cream from the ice cream truck?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (38:37):
I like the Bubbalo bill.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah. Anyway, today we're discussing.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
We are discussing wise whippole. Would you rather always have
crumbs in your bed or always have wet sleeve?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Jessica? Over to you, Jessica two, how are you?
Speaker 11 (38:52):
I'm very well, thank you.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Wet sleeve forever, wet sleeves okay, great, cassidy is with us.
Cassidy wet sleeves or crumbs in the bed A.
Speaker 10 (39:00):
Hundred percent wet sleeves.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay. Ishmael has joined us in Ishmael Hello.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Crumbs in the bed or wet sleeves?
Speaker 13 (39:10):
Yeah, crumbs in the bed. For me personally, I feel
like it's just at night when you're in bed, but
wet sleeving with you all day.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
I tend to agree. I think you get used to
the crumbs.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
What about when you're pursuing a large whale.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Are you making fun of his name?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Maybe Dick didn't.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
Think about that, But no, wet sleefe would be a problem, then,
would it.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
No, it wouldn't, because you're a man of the sea.
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (39:33):
Crumbs in the bed though, thank you?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Tell that to skip up. Jack has joined sallow Jack.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Would you prefer crumbs in the bed or wet sleeves?
Speaker 10 (39:42):
I would have to go with crumbs in the bed
every single time. I cannot stand wet sleeves. You know
when you're taking your makeup off at night and you don't.
Speaker 9 (39:51):
I'm sure you.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
Could agree, because you make up off at night, it's
getting in your pajamas. The crumbs in the bed great solution.
What happens when you get in the midnight lunch is
just reached down, grab a couple of crumbs.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
It's not a bad idea. I pretend I was in sand,
summer exotic all that I just eaten toast, and how
delicious it was. You don't want sand, wet sleeves terrible?
Thank you, Jack, And we've got Sasha around this off. Sasha.
Would you rather always have crumbs in your bed or
always have wet sleeves?
Speaker 9 (40:19):
I am all for crumbs in the bed. Guys, think
about it. Your pets in the bed with you, they
could eat and like keep them crazy. And also for myself,
I agree with the person before crumbs in the bed,
snack at midnight when you got the munchies, and who
wants to be cold and wet?
Speaker 10 (40:34):
That's not my vibe?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
All right?
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Thank you such a little slovenly for mine. What they're
having crumbs in the bed, What do you mean.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
What well, wet sleeves? So that's highly irritating. You'd feel
constantly likeugh, is that sleeve?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Is it the bottom part if your sleeve or the whole.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Sleep the bottom part that you know? Around the risk?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
What if I were a tank top?
Speaker 3 (40:55):
What if I buns out to you about this? Ever?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Again, suns out, guns out?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I didn't think of those possibilities.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Excuse me, Thank.
Speaker 9 (41:03):
You for you.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
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Speaker 5 (41:15):
Whether with us we have ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock. You can pass if you don't know an answer.
We'll come back to that question of time permits. You
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thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
You can make it two thousand dollars, but it is
double or nothing by answering a bonus question.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Rebecca is an Albany. Hello, Rebecca, Hey, how are you?
We are great?
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Money hasn't gone off for a while. Would you like
to receive money?
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (41:39):
Of course I would.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Sadly, that's not question number one.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
If only it was Rebecca.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
The question is would you like to receive money? And
Rebecca because yes, and we said they.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
What a shame? The answer was no. Now, Rebecca, we've
got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say pass because it might buy some time to come back. Okay, okay, cool,
Good luck Rebecca, because here we go. Question number one?
What is the opposite of right? Question two? What number
is between four and six?
Speaker 11 (42:09):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (42:12):
No, we have to accept your first one, and annoyingly,
you knew it. You just had a radio.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Rebecca, what would you rather crumbs in the bed or
wet sleeves?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Forever?
Speaker 11 (42:28):
Gimme crumbs in the bed?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
I agree, I agree, Thank you, Rebecca, thank you for playing.
That's just I know what a plops way for that
to go.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
It just happens.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
Jonesidemanded dot com dot au. If you'd like to register,
do it now on goal gnation. I've just been looking
at gm y Ray. He's been basking in the success
of Kingdom of Fools. This is the play that he wrote,
he produced, he stars in, he directs.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Yeah, yes, and it's on our second week is coming up.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
So how you feeling.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
You seem to you know, there's something different about you.
It's like you've achieved something.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
Yeah, I feel quite proud and youth to see the show.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
I didn't see the original incarnation. Apparently it's been tweaked.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Yeah, it's a lot shorter.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So this one's ninety minute. How long was it before?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Oh, I think it was like two and a half hours.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
It was You wouldn't have stood at Brendan. It strained
my bladder to.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Two and a half limits.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, it was, but it was good.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
But it's a lot tighter now, and I think it's
better for sure, because it's a.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
It's a medieval romp, a bitty of Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's like dirty dicks, wine, women and that's what I've.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Been very proud of you. Ryan. You haven't veered towards
the dirty dicks.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Did you think would have been a chi to serve
up meat and chicken and bosom and pussom and take.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
It's a beer?
Speaker 8 (43:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Do that?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Okay, No, it's days within the bounds of being really
like a black adderish play. It's not a bawdy ballad Brendan.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
That confident I am in Ryan's skills in this play. Actually,
if you had any critics any.
Speaker 8 (44:03):
Yeah, I've invited some reviewers to come and see the show.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
That really, why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Why are you so shocked?
Speaker 9 (44:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (44:13):
Are you so concerned?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
We're not concerned. Why would you ask anyone for feed?
Speaker 4 (44:18):
It's good?
Speaker 8 (44:19):
I really, I genuinely do really believe in the show.
So I'm yeah happy if you come and see it
and and let me know if they like it. We've
we have had one really good review so far. Really,
we had five star reviews.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
So was that your mum?
Speaker 4 (44:33):
Well, mum also had it five stars maybe two reviewers?
Speaker 5 (44:35):
Then of course you did. Yeah, I find that. Yeah,
but what if you get a bad review?
Speaker 8 (44:41):
Well, if I get are you about to give me one.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
No, no, I enjoyed the show good, like the Medieval
Fast is back.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah you want me?
Speaker 4 (44:52):
You want me to quote you?
Speaker 5 (44:53):
Yeah, medieval Fast on the billboards at the front. Yeah,
Medieval Fast is bad.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
That's not saying it's good.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
You need to say three stars.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
You can't just say a fastest back because you have
to say it works, it's good.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay, what about why women song needs more buzzom.
Speaker 14 (45:10):
Right out?
Speaker 8 (45:11):
That's enough.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
Just in time, Ryan, you are an achiever and we
like achievers on this show.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
We will be back to the manifod I said, I
was saying shivers.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
No, I knew what you said, a glass of shivers.
You're on a roll.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
If you would like to listen to anything on the
show that you might have missed.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
Jonesidemanda dot com dot you will be back tomorrow for Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
We will see you then.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
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