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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jones and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast Alian Radios.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
And Josie and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
We Jonesy, Yeah, personal friends, bit of a turning twists.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Say legendary Burrow.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Josie's a zous that's what the day stands for.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
And Amanda the actress. You have no emp for anyone
but your Selfie giant too good radio plenent and Amanda
and you're on the same show.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Come here and Amanda shot, Well, hello, Amanda, how are
you this Tuesday?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I'm excited and I've got a project.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Can I just say we've been on air for a
week and a half now, Yes, I just want to
point out that your workstation is a disaster.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Would you happen?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Look how many pens? How many?

Speaker 6 (00:53):
They're all my pens?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
No they're not five?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Why is my happy twenty first Brendan from your mother
and father?

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Why have you got one?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Two, three, four, five, six? Got eight pens?

Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You know you're a little a little bit of a
pig sty.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
That's not coming.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Look at your words. This is what you've got, This
is what you've got. You've got blow up men from
furnace and the fundamentals.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
That's not the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's not your little mind. My side is like a
clinical That.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Doesn't mean that your brain is fired and ready to
go to you.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
They say, what clean desk, clean mind under a clouded
desk is a cluttered mind.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Well that's not true. Let me show you this though.
I've got a roll of al foil. That's what's going
to happen.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
I am Potato Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
It's TikTok Tuesday. It's also tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Go on.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
I've been seeing a whole lot of things on TikTok
of people having parties discussing their favorite conspiracy theories. So
we're going to talk about this later what your favorite
conspiracy theory is. In the meantime, I'm going to make
myself a tin hat, and I encourage you to do
the same if you'd like to join in today. Actually,
do you make a tin hat to keep in the thoughts?

(02:06):
To keep out the thoughts?

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Maybe she would have your mouth.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Fillings.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
So I don't have any feelings.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Because my mother took fluoride tablets and the government at
the same time while she was pregnant added floralization to
the water.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
If you're a double fluoride right, Actually, weren't you seriously
born with teeth?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I've got I got a big chops, good set of
choppers at fifty seven years of age.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
No fillings, thank you fluide.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Well, that's the thing. I until the agent.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
They didn't get fluoride in the water until can.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I tell my own story, Until I was six, I
lived in Brisbane and we had no fluoride. Therefore, I
do have some fillings, and I've also got feelings.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
The mayor, Clem was the one that put it in there, and.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Sewage put sewage in the wood wage for his surname,
and apologies Clem giants James. Yeah, he put the sewerage
in Brisbane and the fluoralization in the word.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Don't get those emails confused. Right now, I'm making myself a.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Teen Joe roganing it on this. I'm just making stuff up.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Well, I'd like you to make your own tin hat
so you can join us later as we talk about
conspiracy theory.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Okay, do you think here we.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Go, I've got this making it over a bowl that's
about the size of my head. Do you think you
know you've got some wit to do?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You could probably do this during Steve Winwood so everyone
else doesn't have to hear it. You know what's back
though the Fast five? There's no conspiracy there. If you'd
like to play thirteen fifty five twenty two is our
name half of the love of Name number hat Freendom.
It's jam Nation on Gold, jam Nation Gold. Hello there,

(03:41):
it's Jonesy, Demanda's jam Nation across Australia.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Fast of Jonesy and demandas.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Fine five questions? Can you go all the way and
answer all five questions correctly? While Amanda fashions a tinfoil hat,
haven't I was interested?

Speaker 6 (03:56):
I'd ask why again?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Because we're going to be doing our conspiracy theories as
at Tuesday, and I want to know your favorite conspiracy theories.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Have it?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Look, I'm gonna take my headphones off for a sec. Yep,
I molded this on a bowl. See what you think?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, you've got a bit of a skull cap going there,
So it does it need to be bigger?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
I'd say it's got to be much bigger?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
All right, I'll make a bigger one.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Actually, Ryan, why do people with tin hats? Is it
to keep the thoughts out or in?

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Okay, So the odds to shield their brains from perceived
threats like EMF fields, electromagnetic fields, mind control or government
sur balance.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah, that's okay, thank you appreciated.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
You have to bring Ryan in on this.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Well. I just need to knowing inquiring tin hat minds
need to know.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Belinda is in kin Ross.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Hello, Belinda, get Amanda?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
How are we?

Speaker 8 (04:49):
We?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Wait? Very well? How are we doing in kin Ross
so far?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'm just doing great?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
What are people saying, Belinda? And don't Candy code it?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
People are saying king Ross there's the top place to be,
close to the beach, close to amenities, having the best
time over here?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
You know, Belinda Jonesy was hoping him.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
How we're going? Golly, yes, it's about us, Benda.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm sorry. King Ross is a lovely place.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
We're vain people.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
What we're doing is a straw pole. You know. We're
playing for sheep station tin Pole. If this doesn't work, a.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Man and I will be out on the street sooner
than later, I would imagine I won't.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
I'll be with our new overlords up here March.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Can you keep us up to date Blinda and how
we're going in king Ross?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Just these guys are doing great all over the radio,
over the speakers at work. You're there, Ye're.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Cleased to hear people. Okay, that'll do, Thank you, Belinda.
Let's move on. Question Jons's vanity.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, it's not vanity. This is what people do. This
is what when they survey people survey says. What does
Belinda say?

Speaker 6 (05:49):
I'm not a yes? Question one?

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Now that the trick of this is you have to
there's five questions. If you answer question five correctly, you
get a five hundred dollars demain vout you. Here we go, Blinda.
Question one, what is a familiar? Specialize in familiar?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh? Familiar?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Kinross is going to turn on us.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
You don't want Kinross against? Amy is in Marrickville.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Hello Amy, Hello jen Z the Amanda?

Speaker 5 (06:19):
How are you very well? Thank you want to ask
Amy anything?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
We know Amy's in Marrickville. Have you seen Albo ladies?
Have you been stripes in around the place?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Oh, he's just putting up interest rates.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I know that just happened, didn't it. How are you feeling?

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Not great? Trying to buy a house. So that's not helpful.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
A five hundred dollars domain voucher would go a long
way today, wouldn't it?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Definitely would? Yes, I need a new couch for hopefully
the whole the new place.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Because you'll be sleeping on that, because you'll be homeless.
Question number one, what does a familiar specialize.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
In a wine tastes?

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
How many wholes are found in the standard bowling ball?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Amy?

Speaker 8 (07:05):
Three?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Three? You're up to sing it back? Can you sing
the next line of this song? Amy?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Amy, don't stop me now. I'm having such a good time.
I'm having a ball.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
I'm having such a good time.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
You're like a mustachelist. Freddie Mercury.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Well, we haven't met, Amy. We just don't know. She
may have some facial hair.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
No judgment if you do, Amy, Which bird lays the
largest eggs? Is it a and emy b, a cassawary
or see an Ostrich.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
I'm gonna guess, an go astree.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
It is an ostridch I'll give you the stats. Well,
an Ostrich lazer world's largest birds egg. It's actually the
smallest in proportion to the mother, just two percent of
a body. Waight, how easy isn't that right? Well?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You PUAs it's a large head that comes out of
a small bird. No, it's the big bird with a
small egg.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, big bird with a small egg. Didn't see that,
says some hisstory.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Amy. No, okay, well, I know you want to.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yes, we've got a new thing with this Amy. You're
coming up to question five. We need to put on
a rock set number so you can just sit by.
Can you hang on for a bit. We'll pay for
the call, absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
There's one question. I answer question five. You will win
the money and if you want to take on Amy,
give us a call because you may fall over the
last hurdle.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Okay, stand Pi Ryan, put on some rock's head.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
It better be the look.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
Go ahead.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Jonesy the Man's jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You could take Amy on if you like. Thirteen fifty
five twenty two Gold.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search
for us now on the iHeart app Gold.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation across Australia. Good afternoon to you.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I love this street of La Jonesy and Demanders five.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
That was rock set feet Amy.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, I know collab waiting for the show is getting
the way of your craft.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
Sy.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
I'm making myself a tin hat for later on when
we're going to talk about our tin hat conspiracy theories.
I'm going to make you one two Brendan, but I
have to make holes around it for the headphones.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Okay, Amy's in Marrickville.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Amy. Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I am.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Amy. You're up to question at five of the fast five.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I here.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
You get this right, you'll win the price.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
You get this right, you get a five hundred dollars
domain voucher. If you don't, Amy, And I'm sorry to
have to say this, someone else.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
Is going to step in him at Joseph.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Okay, Amy, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're ready?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I hope so, yeah, come on, Amy, no pressure, it's
well quite a lot of pressure. Now with question number five,
which dating show started its thirteen season last night.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Ah, that would be married at her.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
You've done it, Am, only one hundred percent or one percent?
That Amy? Congratulations you won the jam pack.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oh. I can't believe I got five out of five. Right,
that's so tastic.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Cret you Amy, a five hundred dollars domain voucher at
domain Enjoy up to fifty percent of selected outdoor furniture, shop, lounges,
dining and more hurry for a limited time, Amy, anything
you'd like to add.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Ah, you guys are great good, thanks so much, wonderful.
Thank you. If you'd like to join us later and
we're going to be asking about conspiracy theories. Start making
your tin hat now, it's not as easy as you.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Amy can feed that back to the people of kin Ross. Yeah,
have you been paying attention?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
She's in married.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
No, the people of kim Ross who are getting used
to his friend. See you saw what's the tendrils of
our shark?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
The tendrils? I love the tendrils. Anyway, I get your
tin hats ready. Also coming up Tik Tok Tucker. Last
week we did weird food combinations. For example, cucumber with
sugar on it yep, tasted like watermelon and it did yep.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
And we'll have to unpack marry at first sight. There
was a lot of thoughts with that show last night.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Do I need my tin hat for that?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
We'll talk about that on jam Nation, gam Nation Gold.
It's Jones Demanu's jam Nation from kim Ross to Kolara
across Australia.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Nice. Actually, sad you were naming some of the Kardashians.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Could be well.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Speaking of names, how would you pronounce this name m
A c k s y m I double l y
o N.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
It sounds like you're doing the Mickey Mouse thing.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
M m A c k s y m I double
l y o N Maximilian Maximilian. Yeah, every single permutation
of how it would normally spelled has been too.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Why is it spelled so straight?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
M A c k X max y m I w
l y o N.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I've got a max in my life, MAXI, you know MAXI.
He's just he's a Maximus, and that's or Maximilian.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
But he just spells it the old the old way
m U x I silent PQ to the par of
two exactly. How about how would you about this one?
D E n I A l danil. That's a new
way of spelling Daniel according to this thing I'm just
reading here, This is a story about people who are
calling their things like kids, things like r A I
g E rage hermione h u r h M y

(12:38):
n I asap do w A s A p. They're
saying that there's psychological implications to what you name your chant.
It's true, and yet the story that's gone viral, this week. Actually,
you know what, sometimes what we do is when we
have a story about people who are doing unusual things.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Well, the people that you meet, the people in the street,
the people that you meet each day.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
We do this.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
The people that you neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
These are the people in your neighborhood, Indian neighborhood, in
neighbor They're good, aren't They are the people in your neighborhood,
the people that each day. So in other words, we're
tween about nutjobs. These are the people who live amongst us.
They could be our neighbors, they could be our best friends.

(13:23):
But there's something that's a little bit irky, misquirks.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Are you getting people to dub in a nuts.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
No, not at all. I'm just going to tell you
about So that's all the weird names. But what about
this woman. She's gone viral this week. She lives in
the States. She's called her child, her daughter Mary.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Nothing's wrong with that. She's got four daughters. It's what
the other three are called Mary. Her name is Mary,
and she's called all four of her daughters. Yeah, Mary.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
It's like in Norfolk Island, everyone's got the same surname.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Well, I think that's a little different to this, because
that's cause they're interrelated.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Here are we broadcasting?

Speaker 6 (14:06):
We just lost them.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Tell your parents and as you are your own parents.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
The most confused Father's Day.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
This woman has defended giving four daughters the same name,
even though it's her name as well. She stands by
her decision, it says, swearing it causes no confusion whatsoever
in her house because often they go by their middle names.
So she says, the eldest, Mary Francis, is sometimes ancest
to Francie. The second one, Mary Marjorie, answers to Maisie,
which makes no sense. Mary Jane goes by JJ, and

(14:42):
Mary Teresa is called Tessa. So they don't even go
by their actual middle names. So why don't we confuse everybody?
So she said, the family all lived together at a farm,
working as ranchers. That's because you don't have to brand
one name on them all. They have their ranch. It's
called five Mary's mayor marries, and it's true Mary's indeed
quite contrary. So these are the people in your neighbor.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Indeed, these are the people happy to hear.

Speaker 6 (15:09):
That against again, pulls off Ryan. Did you watch Marred
at First Sight last night?

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Let me check. No, I'm the only person who refuses.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
To Last year, I said, that is the last time
that show will darken my door.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
It's like heroin two years.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
I'm back and I'm loving it.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
What is Mary?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I think fel a bit dirty. We'll talk about that
next on Gold.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
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Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh across Australia, it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation. What did
I say to you last year about married at First Sight?
When I finished, when the last one hundred percent had
been said, what did.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I say to you?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
He said? You know what, I think that's it for me.
I'm going to watch a Little House on the Prairie instead.
I think that's what she said.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Sounds very me.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
And wait, what half Pints up to You said?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Then, all of a sudden, like a strung out junkie,
I'm watching a current affair like the Shakes.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
When you saw the promos and.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Then I started watching the promos and then I was
back in baby and it's got the usual quest, the
usual couples coming on trying to find love, and always couples.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
I'm always interested in what they're about.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I take, for example, Alyssa last night, Alyssa is thirty three,
seems like a nice lady. I have a lot of hair,
so I don't know how you're gonna do it all.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
I have no idea what I'm in for today.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Can we play some music or something? I've already cried
twice hello, and last night I started to spiral a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
What if I really don't like my husband.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
And I.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
All less food?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I need this.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm also pre minstrel so the hormones are raging.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
She's she's not Chewbacca, by the way, with a lot
of hair just on her head, long hair, right.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Why is she single?

Speaker 6 (16:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Why is she on that chat?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
She's well, she's chatty. She's very chatty.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
She reminds me of who Crystal Alica may.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Be there for each other Lake for example, like if
one of us got depression and wants to like kill themselves.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
Then we, as part of the prefect promise, we'd probably
all kill ourselfs.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
A maths promo.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
You don't see them anyways, you may I mean Alissa
is teamed up with David. David is a Christian rapper
from Nigeria and he has some He is a spectacular package.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I said my prayers this morning and just talk to
God in.

Speaker 9 (17:36):
My own way.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
What you're hoping for?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Man, she's got to be fit nice booty, and I'm
also hoping she's a calm, kind person.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Christians who like booty.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
And also, you know, if you've got God's ear, so
how you want to have a good bump, help me
get a good bump. Well, forget Gaza, forget what's going on.
I want a girlfriend with a wife with a good bump.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
Organized me some booty.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Anyway, here's where the controversy is so and for the
first time in Marridith First Sight Site history, they've actually
asked the congregation if there's any objections to the nuptials.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I now asked, if any person present has a genuine
reason as to why these two should not be joined
in marriage, please speak now or forever hold your peace.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
And this is where I went, Hello, what's happening here?

Speaker 5 (18:33):
I'm really really sorry. I don't think I can marry
She got a flat bump.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
Straight the flat bump society.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
I don't believe it straight.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Straight into an ad break mean mole, the chum chat
that's our family group has blown up.

Speaker 6 (19:01):
Racist, blah blah blah, all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh because you think it's because he's dark skinned.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Of course, Well I didn't think that, because I thought
there's no way Channel nine would roll that.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
But you're made to think that. Then I was made
to think that.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
So I sat through all the ads.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
And then what happened, I completely understand.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
That's completely understandable.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Not until we get on one knee and proposed chance
that I don't know you even sucked me in there.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
So he's she's made him go down on one knee,
which went on for ages. I'll spee you that. But
you know what she's done. You know who she's stolen from.
She's done the Matt Preston from Masterschef. Do you remember disgusting,
disgustingly good?

Speaker 6 (19:58):
Quite frankly that he's disgusting, disgustingly good.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Hang your head is shame Preston. Then they now I
need to there's a visual component to this. I've just
got to get up on the big screen in the story.
Then they went for the biggest pash session I've ever seen.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
He married at first sight.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
History is my absolutely ablt leisure to as husband and wife.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
You man now kissed the bride?

Speaker 9 (20:35):
Oh oh, come on, that's too much, a Matt, it
looks like those robbery figures masks.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
That's too much.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
What are you going to say about that precedent?

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Quite frankly that he's.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Disgusting and you're suckered back in?

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yeah, I am. I watch it say you don't have.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
And I appreciate that all heroes were capes.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
How's your tin hat go?

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Well, I've made one for me, I've made one for
you and Ryan you can have this small one.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
It's tin hat Tuesday, tin Hat Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
I want to know your conspiracy theories.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
I'll explain more that's coming out on jam Nation.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2 (21:24):
Josie and Amanda and Amanda those are two great names.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
But how much, let's real, find your own business and
shut your pie hoose.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
I wish you will with.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You, Joe. It's Tuesday, the third of February or tin
hat Tuesday. One member of the show has deemed it
deputized her self to call it that.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, we're going to be talking about conspiracy theories next
and if you if you'd like to join in, if
you're just happy to listen, maybe it's time to get
your tin hat out. I've made us all tin hats
here in here. It's some alpho. I've even gone to
the to the trouble Brendan of making whole around the
ears so our headphones can go on them, so the
government won't suck out our thoughts, but our headphones will

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help keep us on air.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I think the government's pretty safe around here. Don't you
think we're okay? So while I was watching MARREDI first side,
Why were you watching MARREDAI first?

Speaker 5 (22:15):
I'm not into Marry at first sight. I'll tell you
what I was watching, all right, Brendon watching Let me
tell you what I was watching. All Creatures, Great and Small.
Series four, the remake.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Made it.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Have you never seen it?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
It's last original.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
It's about It's still set in sort of between First
and Second World War. It's about a country vet in
Yorkshire and the countryside's lovely I cry in a lot
of the episodes. You know, I don't need maths if
I have all the emotion of all creatures.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Great to this morning, kiss, I don't think I need
maths either. I have that. Keep that on the downline.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Well, I look forward to your endeavors coming up. Also,
Instagram makes us return a little bit later on the
show as well.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
It's Jonesi Demander on Gold.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's a sham Nations gold.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
It's Jonesy Demander across Australia and jam Nation.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I'm wearing a tin hat and I've made one for
you Ryan. It's a bit small, but should do the
trick skull cap. I've made one for you that has,
like mine, is slightly molded over the years so you
can wear your headphones. So put those holes at the sides.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Okay, it looks like a pair of underpants.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
It looks a bit like a not guess. Want to
keep the government out of those as well. We're wearing
our tin hats because we're going to talk about conspiracy theories.
Are you a conspiracy theorist?

Speaker 6 (23:31):
I used to be and then the world just wore
me down. And I really figure now in the world
of the Joe Rogan World.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
But there's too many broadcasters with their dumb, half assed
theories about stuff, and idiots believe it.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
So no, I'm not a conspiracist anymore.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
You know, what I think is also ruinning conspiracy theories
because you know, people used to talk about and I
never believed it that the people in the top of
power involved in child pet child trafficking, all this sort
of Well it's turned out to be true.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
That's pretty much true.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
So I don't know what isn't true anymore. You know,
if people blurred the lines enormously.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
People talk about nine to eleven it was an inside job. Okay,
if it was an inside job, what do you do?

Speaker 6 (24:12):
You go up to the White House. Donald opens the door, Melanie,
is they love the movie?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Look?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Donald, we know, okay, we all know.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Release the file.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
It's an inside job.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
And you go, you know, okay, you're right, come in,
have some date, maybe some pizza.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Well, if these be conspiracies are true, someone knows these things, don't.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
They Somebody blabshot.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Wouldn't you think Epstein files? Wouldn't you think someone people
have spoken and nothing's been released, So how are we
going to answer these other conspiracies, but I do, I
do love the ones that I see on TikTok. I
saw a woman holding two divining rods, you know those things,
where she asked a question of the universe. If the
rods point towards her, it means yes, and now it
means no. And she said did she find water? No,

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she asked whether Kate Middleton was a clone, and then
it goes she goes, thank you and yes, So that's
how we know Katel as a clone. I also saw, well,
this is the kind of weird stuff that you now
see all these crazy conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton, about
Jean Benet Ramsey being a victim of Jeffrey Epstein, right,

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and everyone has evidence that that has happened, and this
and that blood moment.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
We're kids, it was just Elvis. Elvis never died, but
we all poo poot that.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Now, maybe maybe it's true.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Maybe as you get older, you just get more cynical
or more deluded.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
No, no, more believing of what you hear. That could
be true. But there's a whole lot of people who
are hosting conspiracy parties where people turn up, they've got
their tin hats on and they have to pitch to
all their friends using PowerPoint presentations what their favorite conspiracy
theories are. I want us to do it. Let's have
tin hat Tuesday. It could be your conspiracy theory and Brendan,

(25:50):
we're not going to sneer. Okay, okay, can I do
this with you can swirl your hand around your ears.
I have to say this person's a little bit bonkers,
but you're not allowed to sneer. Maybe you know someone
who believes in an unusual conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Jam I Rae.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
You're young. Do you have any sort of conspiracy theories?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I know really not a big conspiracy guy.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Okay, okay, we haven't done enough thinking because everything is
the truth.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, the tribal drama will beat for this.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Do you believe in that the world is flat?

Speaker 5 (26:15):
I don't know. That's our modern world.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
In a nut show, you get to play a pheromone.
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. What did
you call us for tin hat schoes?

Speaker 5 (26:30):
I'd love to know younspiracy theory? A tin hat you
can if you like, I'll accept all comers.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Give us a call. We'll have that for you.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Next on God, you're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Gold It's Jonesy demand, it's jam nationed across Australia. There's
only one person to blame for this, and it's you,
my tinfoil hat wearing friend.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Tell you what do want me to tell you? The
latest conspiracy theory I read yesterday. Yeah, No, there's a
world theory and it's come up a lot that the
Earth lose gravity. Put in your diary August twelve for
seven seconds and alleged they shouldn't be saying alleged. A
document from the Space Agency from NASA, known as Project Anchor,

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originally leaked in November twenty twenty four, claimed that NASA
thought the Earth would lose gravity for seven seconds. Speculation
got out of hand only this month after was claimed
forty million deaths from falls because of loss of gravity. Yes,
and you know what last sentence the Space Agency said,
the Earth will not lose gravity on August twelve, twenty

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twenty six.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
But a lot of peopure it would have to stop spinning.
And right now the Earth is spinning at sevent eight
hundred kilometers per hour.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
But it would have to go bang. We'd all strapped
into the air. And then fall down and have just.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Temporarily when you're driving your car and then you've marked
up a speed zone and you jump on the anchors
and your curry falls off the seat into the front.
Well you're only traveling like sixty or seventy.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Ks yeah, so to be dangerous if it happened, Yes.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
So seventy hundred k's that's a lot of currying floor.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
Well, that's right. Why didn't they put it in forget deaths?
Is how much curry will be in my floor?

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Well, this is the second week of the show.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
I don't believe. I'm just saying there's a lot of
chatter that that's real. I don't believe it.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
But that's mate.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
You've got a new mate in the gang and they
suddenly turned out to be a widow.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Well they wheel in the whiteboard. This is better than that.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Tribal drum is beating for tin hat Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
We believe in that the world is flat.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I know Dwayne has joined us.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Hello Dwayne, did they are you wearing your hat?

Speaker 8 (28:38):
Oh? Yes, yes, you can't see me. Yes, I'm wearing it.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Good. Do you have a conspiracy theory?

Speaker 8 (28:44):
Oh yes, I have always believed that lady Die is
still alive and is in a nursing home somewhere in France.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
What makes you think that just because you want it
to be true.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Well, they believe that she did speak to one of
the paramedics, means she didn't die at the scene. So
if she died, she died later in hospital. And Charlie
did come rushing over, So maybe he came over to
plans and say, Okay, what are we going to do
with her? Well, let's put on a nursing home. Perhaps
has major disabilities, but I've always thought that.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
So you don't think she's there under her own steam.
She's been put.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
There, Yes, because weren't they worried if she married old
mate faire ed that she would end up being in
the Arab world and something would happen.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
I think this everything worked out their way, Like, right
now we've got a way of silencing her.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Well, wouldn't they just kill her? Like why would they
put her up in a nursing home?

Speaker 8 (29:37):
She gelt enough well that that could be the next
fight call.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
And well that's crazy, Dwayne, that sounds crazy.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
And we said we wouldn't pooh pooh people's conspiracy. It's
all crazy.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Do you think?

Speaker 5 (29:47):
So the bit about that Diane is still alive, you're
actually going with that, Brenda, Now I'm going with that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Have to bump her off. Eve.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Indeed, there's multi levels to.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
This conspiracy, Dwayne. Thank you for sharing. All we want
you to do is share conspiracy theory. You don't have to.
There's no jo it to us. Give it, give theories,
of course I do.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number if you
would later join in.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
Why did you call us on gold?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Jam Nation Gold? You're listening to Jones. You demanded across
Australia for jam Nation and for some reason it's become
tin hat Tuesday?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I read sorry that the world is flat. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
The latest consipiracy theory is that the Earth will lose
gravity on August twelve and millions of people will be
injured when we all form.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Because that's going to happen, Because it's not going to happen.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
This is though, This, this is what social media does,
and here we are. I'm not propagating this. Who's going
to believe that we've got our tin hats on?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
So?

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Actually, Ryan, what have you done with yours.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I've added like a little antenna to mine.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
You look like Kaiser Wilhelm.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Actually, I have a conspiracy theory that I do believe.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
It's the Jerry No, not the Jerry.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
You are the jerrys, the people that go on married
at first sight and not actually in it for love.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
What have you say that, Ryan? And you say about
married first sight? You say to me, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
This is a this is a space where you can
share that stuff. Ryan, very intriguing theory.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Gary has joined us.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Hello Gary, Gary, Oh there you're going good, get your
hat in place. What's your conspiracy theorist?

Speaker 8 (31:21):
I think my biggest conspiracy theory is there's not three
hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
You're talking about a leap here?

Speaker 8 (31:29):
You know, I'm talking of a normal calendar year.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
How do you figure that?

Speaker 8 (31:33):
Well? Have you got same paper in front of Yes?

Speaker 9 (31:35):
I do.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
How many weeks in the years, I'm fifty two? How
many days in a week?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Seven?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I don't know seventy? Well, there's bigger brains. Well, I
am doing the mask, but there's bigger brains and I
that have worked out that it's three hundred and sixty five.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
You're talking to three people that have aluminium foil on
their heads.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Also, even if if the math says that there's obviously
more at play, the whole world apart from the Mayans
have got three hundred sixty five days.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Kind of mins I said the world would end in
twenty fifteen.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Amiens, look at us.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
He gave me two fingers to the Mayan on your
ziga ats. Thank you, Gary.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It's not even feel like a garlic bread with his
gut heating up?

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Is this bad for your head?

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Well, my head is heating up. Amelia has joined Hi, Amelia,
what's your conspiracy theory?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
There he going. I have had this conspiracy. I've just
turned fifty, and this has been my conspiracy theory since
about eleven or twelve go on. I was obsessed with
Michael Jackson as a child, and I genuinely believe then
and kind of still do that that transition of look,
that's not the real Michael Jackson.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
What do you think happened? And who is the who
became the lead of Michael Jackson?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I don't know, but I remember seeing and I genuinely
believed it. Like now I'm looking thinking maybe I was
a bit more insane than I thought he didn't move
the same and I understood plastic surgery, but he just
there was so much hyper random. He just doesn't look
the same in any way. And the skin color, it
was just yes, you can have that skin condition, but

(33:15):
doesn't go yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Do you think which do you think he actually died?
The second new Michael.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Whoever they was yet?

Speaker 5 (33:24):
And the first one?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I don't know. I've never I genuinely believed that I did.
For really what Now I'm looking at him like I
actually still think that I really do. I think I
don't know where he is or if he was alive
or yet and understands bashit crazy and my poor mothers
had to listen to us and about twelve.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Because you look at it. None none of the others
of the Jackson vibe had lego.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Did they live vittle igo? There's a lot of them
in the klan.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Doesn't necessarily mean that everyone in the family gets it.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Usually someone would get how.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Would you know the meta? Some excuse me, professor?

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Have you seen Tito lately? Has he? Could you ask Tito?
How can we have a look.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
At your skin?

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (34:08):
Amelia tim has joined us. Tip this up?

Speaker 5 (34:11):
What's your conspiracy theory.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
A little bit more heavy hitting than the other ones
that you've heard. But my conspiracy theory is that Israel
controls America.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Now we all know that I've got the strength. Tim
Thank you for calling, but we might have to live
it there. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
We've gone from something was calling from.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
A correction facility. You started this and I'm happy for it.
Can I take my tin foil hat off? My head
is heating up. It smells like Garie Brett.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Married at First Sight. You didn't watch it last night?
Did you're watching?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
I was watching All Creatures great and small.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Because there was a lot of first on the show
last night. I think we have to revisit that.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Also, save the tin foil because we've got TikTok Tucker
coming up.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I could use it on jam Nation.

Speaker 6 (35:00):
You're listening to Jones.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
You demander across Australia with Michael Jackson or was that
Michael Jackson too?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Thanks to Amanda and her tin hat, Tuesday's conspiracy.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Theories and now what's happened.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Well, we've got a call from Amelia who said that
she's always believed that Michael Jackson, through some portion of
his life turned white and was replaced by somebody else.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I was obsessed with Michael Jackson as a child, and
I genuinely believe then and kind of still do that,
that transition of what that's not the real Michael Jackson.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
She thinks the second one died. Not sure what's happening
to the feast. Maybe the first is in that nursing
home with Princess Diana.

Speaker 6 (35:38):
They'd have some stories to tell, oh wouldn't they.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Just what about that Bubbles?

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Ironically, Bubbles is out.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
He is still going, isn't he?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
Throwing his feces around?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Married at first Sight last night speaking a fecal matter.
I'm backing. I'm so backing. And I thought last year
it was it for me. I'm done how muchure I thought?
And then I just got back into it again, and
you know, I married.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
It'll be a period, you know, when you just go,
I feel dirty.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
When they milk the hell out of it.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
That's the series, by the way, they had last time
of series of first a lot of first brides and grooms.
We had the first one hundred percent. As you know,
the marriative first sight people love saying one hundred percent,
one hundred and ten plus five percent.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
I guess you had a bit hard.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I'll say this a bit late on the one hundred
percent And it came from an old Marriative first Sight
album mater well of last year's contestants. Hello, hey guys.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
If you guys are doubting the journey you're about to.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Go on, have look at us.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
We are a success story.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
If you go on and you do commit to it
one hundred percent. There you go, Well, what a success story.
They're together since last series. It's hardly Paul Newman and
Joanne Wood.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Married for thirty five years.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
The fiddle is back and the resident jerk.

Speaker 8 (37:11):
People really love me or hate me?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
What's what turns you off?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Dan Needy and fabe.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
What It's not all about the personality? Surely, what's going
to be your red play?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Almost a deal breaker? If you got one.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
Overweight to me?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
It can be harsh, but I'm not not afraid to say.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Is one of those come out and say yeah, Yeah,
I'm just going to be honest and I'm just going
to say it, and people have to accept me as
they sue me. He's going to get that villain Edit
as we know, coming.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Up after we've in the next hour, so we've got
to Instagram make Instagram.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
And that's not all TikTok, Tucker, I've got heartburn because
I just sampled.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
A SAVALOI are we eating savoot?

Speaker 5 (37:57):
We're eating savalid your.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Chance to win two thousand dollars with Instagram that's coming
up as well on jam nation.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
Amanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, I s in a request for them to do
it again and.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Lay off the moonshine an it's so weak.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I say, Amanda, are you having fun? You bet cast
have married first side? Are you having fun? Jim y Rye,
are you having fun?

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I got a bone to pick with you about your
crowd funding thing for that damn play that you're doing.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
How gracious Brandon, You.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Know I went and gave the money three hundred dollars.
A man is as good as his word, and I
didn't realize that to tip the crowd.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Funding people, you don't have to tip them.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, but it's a bit of a con anyway, we'll
talk about that. It's something to be mindful of Did
you not notice that when you put the money in?

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I noticed when I saw how much I'd paid. I'm
happy to join in this rousing session.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
TikTok tagger makes's return. Also Instagram coming up this hour
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Nation Gold. You're listening to Jonesy no matter across Australia
with the calling I want to say, Christian Rock?

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Is they Christians? I don't know the lyrics, Christian Vibe Tour.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Maybe it's a.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Nice collective soul.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
And there's another one, sister Janet Meade. Naturally you grow
up watching Countdown, you can't.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Naturally get away from it. It would be collective soul
calling sister janimme And that's all.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
What about stripper? Where stripper?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
And all of this?

Speaker 6 (39:41):
Anyway, Hello Christians?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Hello everyone, and now you're talking you're doing Hello Christians?
And how you're going to slag off Ryan?

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Well? Okay, gem Y right, is in a play called
Kingdom Shipper Fools.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
No, it's a Kingdom of Foods.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
So to play a self funded.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Paid Brandon let me just say I and the team
to see it.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
You weren't because I had a commitment.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
You had to wh does a football on the television
at home?

Speaker 6 (40:08):
My team rely on me.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
So have you read up on what the show's about,
what Ryan has written it.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
I know there's a suit of armor and at the
cost way too much.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
But Ryan has written and he's producing it. He's funding
it all himself. It's a big deal.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Is it long?

Speaker 5 (40:22):
It is about an hour and a half.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Is it right?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
It's a full length play. It's the real deal.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
There's an intermission.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
The intermission and everything.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I got to go to the loo and everything, and
this show is now going to be going to the
Adelaide Fringe. But Ryan has to fund it himself.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I thought that there was some sort of selection process
for this that you auditioned and the fringe festival.

Speaker 6 (40:41):
Said, you know what, kid, we want you play? And
I was quite proud about that.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
You can just gurn and get in it, Brandon.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Anyone could go in there. You could go in with
a vacuum cleaner and play that.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
And you can get in That was the hit of
last year. So you're taking this play to Adelaide and
I'm happy for it.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
I want it to happen. And Amanda money bags over
here decided to be very gen and.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Well, I decided to go to the fundraiser for a start,
which you didn't go to.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
I'd go out to dinner with my aged mother birthday?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Is that what the card said? How's your gig at
Hallmark going? So you know, so what's your complaint?

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like Blade is? I have donated three hundred dollars because
I'm a man of my word. And as I was
going into that GoFundMe junk, there's a thing that says
a go fund me tip, it just naturally puts a
tip in there.

Speaker 6 (41:32):
So three hundred dollars, three hundred and fifty six.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Dollars, what's happened?

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
And there's a sliding scale and I just yes, straight
down to zero.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I didn't realize there was that. I donated five hundred
dollars on the night and then I saw on my
thing I've been charged five hundred and eighty seven dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's a luck.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
I'd rather give that eighty seven dollars to Ryan.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Sure, that'd be nice if I'm wd forty suit of armor?
Did you did you look at the monthly thing?

Speaker 5 (42:00):
What's the monthly?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Marthy had that for years.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
You donate monthly, so the money did.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
You click on the right thing?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I don't know. I'm not funding you every month.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
And if he starts wearing a boa it gets bling
on his teeth.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Well, we wish you well.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Right, thank you for donating Jacks in Adelaide.

Speaker 6 (42:19):
When is it? Let's give it a plug again.

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Yes, so it's the end of February. So it's the
twenty seventh, the twenty eighth the fair. It's seven thirty
at the Parks Theater and then there's an extra show
on the first of March.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
It's a matinee, so five o'clock.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
That's a optimistic events.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Can I just say that while this is the you
are funding this yourself and the money that your friends
have spent to go overseas, et cetera. You have spent
your money on this. It's very admirable, and you've written
this yourself. You're in it with your two brothers. It's
just brilliant. But the next step is, well, we need
to get you there, but then we need people to
go and see it.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
You've got to get a neck tattoo.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, well do you want to see the show?

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Jonesy He didn't go and see it in Sydney.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Why would he?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Why would you travel? You have to pay.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Now I'm gonna go and see Millennia Trump's thing first for.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Your agent mother. Coming up next, TikTok taker, Yes, on
the way.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
What are we cooking today?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
We'll find out on Gold you're listening to the Jonesy
and Demanda podcast. On Gold you're listening to Jonesy Demanda
across Australia. Now it's time for TikTok taker.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
We make fit from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Joy, stop working with you making slat. We're trying to
make you go yet.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
What's this called?

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Love?

Speaker 9 (43:39):
Well?

Speaker 5 (43:40):
What do you call let's start with this, I said, Savoloyd.
Do you call that a frank furter? Do you call
it a hot dog?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
What do you call that?

Speaker 6 (43:50):
In certain states they call it different things like fritz.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Yeah, okay, well that's what this is. And we've boiled
these up. So we've got this hot dog kind of thing,
hot dogs, and I've cut them in halves. It cold
now that feels like cold dog poop.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
So you're cutting them in halves, not down the center,
but in half.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
No, that's across the center. So like it's a finger
rather than down the middle like an orchadectomy. Anyway, this
is an unusually This is an unusual kind of recipe.
As often I'm with TikTok. It's a hot dog that

(44:28):
is dipped into a batter and fried. However, the batter
is red velvet cake mix, and I'm scared of bubbling oil,
so I'm going to put them in the air far instead,
if that's all.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Right with you.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
But the huns are about to attack the building.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
I know that's the kind of thing. So once, once
they're cooked, we then coat them in mustard and melted chocolate. Intrigued,
let's try it. So I've got my frankfurts. Yep, I'm
going to put a stick in. If only need three,
don't we One? Two, three? We dip them in this

(45:07):
the mix.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
Tell me about the mix, Well, it's.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
A packet mix of red velvet cake. So this is
exactly the batter is for a cake.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Now instead of okay, so you put that.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Oh wow, it looks like a film you'd see in
the army to warn you about. Sure, leave, I've lost
him in the batter. Here we go savaloid number two,
hell and then the third one okay, and so what
we do now so you can.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
See and as you said before, you're not going to
deep fry them.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
No, the version iceer on TikTok deep fried them. But
as I said in the studio, we would set off
all the smoke alarms and everything, and I don't like
bubbling oil. So I'm going to put them in the
air fryer. They're going to cook up and then we're
going to dip those cooked Saveloy's frankfurters in mustard and chocolate.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Are you bring him the air fry now? Okay? Is
this air fry one or air fry to remember?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
You beat air fry one to death thirty.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
That was last time. How many air fryers have to
die for this segment?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
And on it goes, okay, and on and on it goes.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Looking air fray?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
What will our sausage red velvet surprise taste like?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I can't tell you yet, but I do know that
we have two thousand dollars with the Instagram.

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Would you like to play?

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Give us a call?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Thirteen fifty two Gold Jam Gold. You're listening to jonesy
Amanda across Australia.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Everybody that's money, extra cash, are learning, Jonesy and amandas
it's time.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
We'll come back to that question of time permits you
get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
One thousand dollars for you to take an enjoy, or
you can try for two thousand dollars by answering one
bonus question. But it's double or nothing.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Beck is in Sandringham. Do you want to take and enjoy? Beck?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I would love to take an enjoy?

Speaker 9 (47:15):
Thanks Jonesy.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Well, let's see what we can do for you.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Beck.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
The studio here is filled with the smell of cooking
sausage and cake. It's an unusual combination.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
It's Frankfurt and cake. But I made the mistake, Beck,
of eating a hot dog that.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Was just sitting agin it over a cold hot dog.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
During the song.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
And now I just feel Lee, you don't look good.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Let's persevere and feel Oh no, no, I mean, let's see
what we can do for Beck. Ten question sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Beck.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
We might have time to come back. Thank you, all right, Beck,
here we go. He comes Question number one, Ham comes
from which animal?

Speaker 9 (47:50):
Pig?

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Question two? How many days are in this month?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
T T eight?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Question three? Who is the host of the New Millionaire?
What seat?

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Rebecca Gibney?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Question four? What's the largest planet in our solar system?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Oh pass?

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Question five? A female deer is called what a dough?
Question six? In what decade was Netflix founded? Oh?

Speaker 7 (48:17):
Nine?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Piece yep?

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Question seven? Kingston is the capital of which country? A pas?
Question eight? Narle Horan was previously in which boy band?
One direction? Question nine. The Golden Archers is a term
used for which food chain?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
McDonald?

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Question ten? True or false? Shannon Nool was the winner
of the first Australian idol uh fall. Question four The
largest planet in our Solar system? Uh you?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Jupiter?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Question seven? Kingston capital of which country?

Speaker 9 (48:47):
So America?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Of Jamaica Jamaica, mon stomach. He decided to get ald
sixty seconds on.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
That he was so close. Be good, Lord, Do we
need to wrap this up, Brendan so you can get
to the loop.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
No, I'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Beg thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
You gave us a thriller problem.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I'll try again.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Sometimes I wanted to take and receive.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Please do well look coming up. Speaking of taking and
receiving Brendan clearer spaces, we're going to shortly we're going
to try our red velvet sausage surprise.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Ya, that's next done goal Jam Jam Gold.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Hello, it's Jonesy and Amanda here.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Signing us stuff working with you.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Make a slat, make you go, yeah, TikTok taker. This
is where we make food from TikTok.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
And we eat it.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
We've eaten some dreadful things in the past, and we've
eaten great things in the past.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
This studio smells like cake, but inside that cake is
nestled with Frankfurt. It's the red velvet Frankfurter Surprise. So
I've taken some hot dogs that have been boiled. I
dipped them into the red velvet cake mix. Yep, they've
been in the air fryer. I'm going to take them
out and then I'm going to dip them in mustard
and melted chocolate. Right, well, sound normal?

Speaker 6 (50:12):
The mustard and the melted chocolate. How did you melt
the chocolate? Did you do that in the air fryer
as well?

Speaker 8 (50:18):
Right?

Speaker 6 (50:19):
The air fryer before.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
If you've just joined us, this is our second air
for the first air fry.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
You remember that day, Ryan, She feed it to death
because it wasn't performing too well.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
My attention, you should be worried to death.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
So look, I've got three of these.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I've had to stick another stick in there so I
could lift them up like the elephant. Horrific In the
picture it looked like what does it look like? It
just looks like small little corn dogs.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, that looks a lot better than you've lied to us. Well,
I'm going to dip the fast.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Food people into and into chocolate, right is it high?
That one is for Brendan?

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Who is this Brendan guy? I'd like to meet him?
And there is it mustard.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
I've dipped it in mustard and that's underneath the chocolate.
That's yours, Ryan, And I'll dip mine in.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Oh goodness, looks wrong and you have.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
To bite in to make sure you get some sausage?
Can I say three?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Go on?

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Wow? You know the worst part is a mustard?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
No, there's so m.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Do you like it right, ma'am?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
You know what? It's got the hot dog, it's got
the cake, it's got the chocolate, it's got the mustard.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I know what I put in it.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
So cranky.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
I didn't like the mustard.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
I like the mustard. The mustard brings it to town.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Well, maybe it should stay out of town. I'm surprised
you guys like that.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
I'm going back for Marshall T Little bite. Have another game.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Ha you like him. It's not as hateful as I
thought it was.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
It's really good. You could sell out of the show.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Get a van.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Kids will be lining up for it.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
This very detailed recipe will be on our socials normally.
As I said, it's deep fried. I did it in
the air fry, so you know I've got heartburn already.
I think I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, my stomach's roiling a little bit. Two thumbs up
from Jonesy.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
From drink and slap done and make you go yuck. Well,
on that note of dyspepsia, shall we move on now?

Speaker 6 (52:27):
I just add my age. I don't think I should
be eating this.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
No, I don't think. I don't think anyone should be
eating this stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I don't think it's good for us. Do you not
feel that? Oh?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Of course I feel that right. That's and we are
back tomorrow, God willing and our plumbing systems at home.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
For Wednesday shows. As we like to call Denie Scott's
joining us on the show. I'm looking Forard to gag
you up at Scotty. Good day to you, well, thank
god that's over.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
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Hat now, let's skip the hell out of here.

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