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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
The.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Jonesy and Amanda Show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do a mad Amanda,
mad mad Amanda to.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
See Jonesy and the virile Jonesy heard them.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
And learned school.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you
would never forget.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Shut Hello, Amanda, how are you today?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I've been sitting here for half an hour? Why do't
I just have a sip of my tea?

Speaker 6 (00:42):
That very very reason in the studio to have this
big on air light is to warn everyone, likely people
outside the studio, that we're on air.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
But for you, it seems to slope just that very second.
And I'm here, I am you to us. I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You're gonna have to go back to basics radio school base.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
With Max ROLLI, your old lecturer.

Speaker 7 (01:02):
Think you.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I think you see That's the most insightful thing anyone
whos ever said to you. I think you see herself
as a pretty cool dude.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't think you need to swear or do those things?
Brenda say, you know it doesn't really work for you, mate,
my mentor Max what alleged Max alive? Max passed away?
Did the eulogies for you?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's right? And did you swear no talk up yourself
as a pretty cool dude just to get a final dig?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
No? No, not? Why would I.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because you don't like to be told?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Of course, who you know who actually likes to be told?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Some people? You know my friend Anita, she is a
lecturer at a university. She's a forensic psychology lecturer and
runs a unit. At the end of all her courses
she has to say what did you think of my teaching?
And she likes feedback. I hate it. When I wrote
my book all those years ago, she said, I'd love
to read it before you know, it's a draft whatever

(02:02):
it is, And she said, tell me how comfortable are
you with feedback? Don't be what I just want you
to read it and say that's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
But she came back with red pen and highlights of
this person.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
She sounds like she thinks she's a pretty cool dude.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
But it's interesting that people like you and me who
are led to media jobs are very thin skin.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I know thin skin.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh, I think you're very sensitive.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Excuse me, I'm looking at You're like trans You're like
an ameeba. Can't say anything to you.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I'm so thin skinned that flu is.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Just going and you are the thinnest skin.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
But I acknowledge that I am.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
You should acknowledge that you are.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
If someone on socials says, oh, mate, you're out of line,
you're I'm going to fight his address and go to
your own.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Punch him or some flog.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
The other day exactly said he hope that you and
I both got throat cancer. This guy said I forgot
his name. I was going to unleash the hounds.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I think I'll join you as a full of me bro.
I take your defense at that.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Come on, let's go on, let's saddle up and get
this guy.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, let's enough of this. We're supposed to be announcing
something exciting today. We have two thousand dollars with Instagram. No,
that's one, yes, that's done deal. But we also have
an extra two thousand.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Dollars, four thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
We do You look at me like we didn't discuss.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Now I'm being part of it. So Johnny Dupe out
there things you know, they've got an act.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Go Hny to come around and find you.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Johnny up, Well, he wouldn't, he's not smart.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
We have a thing called total Recall, and we have
come up with five words.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yep, you have.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
We're going to tell them to you what around te
thirty or something like three thirty. That's what we'll do today.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
We'll mix it up.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Five words and you have to later in the show
repeat those words back to us in that order to
win two thousands.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Not a phrase. It's just a bunch of words, a.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Bunch of random words. So write them down because we're
not going to say them again, asked.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
After I select today's words. Yeah, okay, it's.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
All think of max role and don't make them swear.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
With Don't you think you see yourself a difficult dude?
The Fast five is here as well. Would you like
to play?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Sure you would, Jamais.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
The Fast five is here.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Jonesy and Amanda's a nice cup of tea for the brain.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Five questions?

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Can you go all the way and answer all five
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say, oh
if you.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Get question five right? A two hundred and fifty dollars
fuel card. That's handy, Mandy for Mandy him, Mandy.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
I'm chicken down.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
My daughter's going to answer the.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
Question for me, all right?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
What's her name?

Speaker 9 (04:44):
I have sacrificed today?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Hello, Dakota, how old are you?

Speaker 8 (04:48):
I'm nineteen?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
And so do you think you're the right person to
be answering these questions better than your mum? Well?

Speaker 9 (04:55):
I always get told I should go on the chase
or something, but I'm now.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Well let's start with Look, let's see how we go today, Jones.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
And a man.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Chase. Larry is a good friend of the show.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
All right, data clearly doesn't.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Work chat a little bit? Question number one.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Not impressed by that.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Here we go to coder. What French phrase is used
to describe the feeling that you've lived through a moment before?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yes, Yes, line is terrible.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Larry wouldn't put.

Speaker 10 (05:31):
Up with that.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Larry wouldn't stand for it.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
And also Ryan, that music in the background is so loud,
too loud.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Mandy is still with us.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yes, okay, let's play the not so secret sound.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Mandy slash Dakota. What is this sound? M duds couldn't
hear what they were saying. Ryan's just shrugging. He's given already.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Will hook you up with the chase if you want.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Joseph as you could talk.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Through a hanky. Joseph is in Bentley, Joseph, Hello, Hello,
have a listen to this. What's that sound?

Speaker 10 (06:19):
But that sounds like a airplane out like the airport?

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, well more details? What part of what part of
the flying experience? Would you? Let's hear it again? When
would you hear that?

Speaker 10 (06:34):
So I will hear that in the plane just before
someone needs to talk.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
I think I think it's the same kind of it's
it's there's noise when you seatbelt on, or.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
It's always when you're in the middle of a great
part of a movie, like you're watching Transporter eight or something,
and at this point you hear okay across jack cabin
and we're just going to be cruising here, and you go, okay, mate,
good on you.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I was on a plane and they put the film
on very late, but I got invested anyway. It was Beaches,
and then I thought, well, we'll put this on very late,
but that's right. And we started to descend and everyone's
looking at each other and then finally they came on
and we heard this noise and I said, we have
to wrap up our film now. But she dies and
the other one gets the kid. Look at each other.

(07:25):
Is this for real?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Joseph? Question number three? What number is represented by the
Roman numeral d?

Speaker 10 (07:33):
Oh? One hundred?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Oh, it's not one hundred, Joseph.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
I'm sorry gold Hello there and Jones, you demanded driving
you home with cher I got a firm backside, Hi,
I got. I got a written warning for saying that
on the radio. Did you to a muscle book?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
What part of it was offensive? All of it?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Just just that you know, sometimes you back an answer
song and you just.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Said that, and you've got a written warning.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Yeah, we don't want that sort of attitude around here
really in the Hunter Valley, we don't want that really much.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
If they told and that kind of stuff, mate, please
don't say from him backside, please, that may have stopped
that entire career in its tracks.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
We are into the fast five.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Jonesy and demanders.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Also Elton John's don't let the Sun Go Down on?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
OK, thank you, We're going to question even now. Just stop.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Renee is on the Mornington Peninsu Hello, Renee.

Speaker 11 (08:40):
Hello, there, you going very well?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
What number is represented by the Roman numeral D? And
I can give you multiple choice if you're not sure.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
I think.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You know.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
You're Radiator Sprint. It's a fictional rule town from which movie?

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Sorry, what was that again?

Speaker 6 (09:05):
Radiator Springs is a fictional rural town from which movie?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Oh, from Cars, Cars, which brings you to question number five.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
One of the biggest fun runs in the world, The
City to Serve, starts in the Sydney CBD and finishes
at which iconic Australian beach not Bondai is it is
Bondi Beach? The city was a washed with a smell
of denker Rup.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
And influences, just influences everywhere, talking without closing their mouths. Rene, congratulations,
you have won the jam pack. A two hundred and
fifty dollars fuel card is coming your way.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
That's awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Real Only if you can tell us what two hundred
and fifties in Roman numerals could you do? I've made
that up because I don't think I know.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Ryan just made a face, Renee. When we were talking
about the Roman numerals.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
There it's given us some extra neither of us want
it could be bothered reading out.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But please, Amanda, would you like to hear about this?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Renee Roman numerals on a modern watch is an example
of something called skew a moor. It's a design feature.
I'm going to keep going as boring as this is.
It's a design feature on a new object that mimics
the appearance of an older technology.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
For example, it's quite interesting when you think about it.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Mechanical arms on a digital slot machine, the camera phone
apps that make a camera shut a sound.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
The save icon that looks like a floppy dish.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
Or when you go to your level crossing, go to
your local level crossing, Renee and you'll see a picture
of a train and it's an old steamer, an old
steam train.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Thank you for saying wow, that's made Ryan very happy.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
It'll face we go and everyone else wakes.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
We try to incentivize Ryan, and now you'll take you away.
He's incentive well.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Take a peek behind the scenes. Follow Jonesy and Amanda
on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 12 (11:15):
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Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bore doesn't as real as any memory in your hair.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Now, we could have a.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Total recall Jonesy and Amanda's recall for us.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
We have two thousand dollars rimes put that together give
away every day.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
You know, I know that you don't like entertainment.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
No, I'm not a big fan of front.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
I know we're not. But we're not at the ABC.
We're in commercial radio. It's all smoke and mirrors.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
What you need to know is we have two thousand
dollars cash to give away every day, and let us
tell you how you win that. Every day, one of
us is going to give you five key words, just
random words, and you need to write them down and
remember them in that order because the later in the
show will ask you to call us and give us
those words in that order. And we were not going
to keep saying what those words are through nut show.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
This is the one time. I'm going to say them once,
and that is it once.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
How about we say them twice. They're not the words
by the.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
Way they're doing them. I'm doing them once and I'm
going to select words.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Today, all right, So you're only going to good.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I'm going to say them once.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Get a pen, get a pen, get a paper, get
a phone, get whatever you need. Here come the five words.

Speaker 13 (12:39):
Today's words logis success vote winner, Amanda.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Is that the only time you're going to say that?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
I'm never saying those words again, well until until you
say them back to me.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Until you say them back to us later in the show.
Tell you when to call us and tell us those words.
You're in two thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
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Speaker 1 (13:14):
Recall always follows the directions for use. If you pop
by the sailor man, you know, maybe it says this
down there, mate?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh did you just call me? Mate? The wheels are
really falling off. Coming up next tomorrow night is census.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Now you can predo it, but you have to know
exactly what's going happening in your house tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I've got everything. I've got a census party happening to me.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Just to throw the senses off.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
No, not at all, because then they'll say well this
is what was Anyway, we'll talk about a census.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
We'll talk about the census next because tomorrow night you
have to fill it out.

Speaker 14 (13:55):
Jem Jama's sidings termed minus Brandt Webb and Todd Russell
made it to the top of the shop.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
That's kept them prisoner for nearly two weeks.

Speaker 15 (14:14):
Will you have this man and could be your weathered husband.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Tell me dreams, call me a stats man. I like stats.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Give me some stats.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well, hang on, I'm talking about the census that's coming up.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
That's coming up tomorrow. We have to fill out the senses.
You feel out my sense Tomorrow Tomorrow night is Census night.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I know.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm so excited about Census Night.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Are you going to have a census party?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And I'm going to invite the whole street over and.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
The stats will look very weird. There's fifty people who
live in my house tonight.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
That is the point of the census.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
A snapshot that very night in your home.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
It's not just a form that people fill out every
five years. Is a deeper dive into understanding how we
as Australians live. You and I this will be our
fourth census together.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well, let's look back at the censushire of nineteen ninety
six weeks.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
How many people lived in this country back then?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Almost eighteen million?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Almost almost eight What are we now twenty eight twenty
eight min Wow?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Oh yeah, we're growing, man. And that's what the census does.
It tells you where we need to spend money, where
the needs are, what we are up to. But let's
look back at nineteen ninety six and who we were then?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Who were we then?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
It was all about it the movies. Did you like
going to see Tom Cruise?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
This was the year that this happened. Yeah, am I
won the first one mission Impossible. He launched this action
franchise that really find the rest of his career here
in the here and the Cole was still a couple
and still big on the red carpet.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I know he used to kiss on the red carpet
all the time.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
He certainly did.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh what about space jam.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Tell me about space Chair?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Space Chair?

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I don't know, Michael Jordan, Living in an Animated World
is a kid's film?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, did you have a kid in nineteen ninety six?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I did. I had a child.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
I had My oldest son was born, and my daughter
was she was just born in nineteen ninety seven, Right,
she's sitting there going.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Dad, So you just watched it for yourself.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
So I took my son to go and watch the
Space Jam premiere that movie World.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
If you want to be precise, I'll.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Tell you what a big thing for many people that year.
This was the year that Diana and Prince Charles now
King Charles divorced.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
That was big musically in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
I remember exactly where I was when I heard the
Spice Girls. If I was a nighttime DJ and it
was smash or trash, and that one was a smash
of course.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
It was this launched girl power into pop culture, creating
one of the biggest girl groups of all time. That
all happened in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
You know who else was big? OMC or a Dago
Millionaires Club? How bizarre? How bizarre? How bizarre?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
That's a one hit? One's being wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
How many hits have you got?

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Eight? What about this? The Macaraina that was nineteen ninety
Look that Dad's raised sweat. Tell you what song? You
still have to grab a hair brush and mime along.
But this song came out in nineteen ninety six, Celen Dion,

(17:36):
you are Oh, where's listened to this for the rest
of the day.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That's enough of that. So nineteen ninety six was pretty
red hot.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
What about this. Dolly the Sheep changed science forever. Dolly
the Sheep was cloned in nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Big things, big, big thingsly.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
The sheep and we had the spice fills. What more
do you want?

Speaker 6 (18:07):
You know, there are so many highlights from the year
nineteen ninety six. We know so much about who we
were and what shaped us all thanks to the sensors
of nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
As we say, this is a snapshot of who we
are and how we're changing. And that's why we need
to hear from everyone to help plan for Australia's future.
So the census is coming tomorrow night. Every answer matters.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Happy Census Night.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
In partnership with the Australian Bureau of Statistics.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Now about a miracle of recording.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 13 (18:40):
Don't be an Amanda.

Speaker 16 (18:41):
Those are two great needs.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I'm not a scatter thanks the chemistry between them. But
how much let's.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Find your own business and shut your pie.

Speaker 11 (18:49):
I wish you were with your show.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
I must say we had some great reaction to our
Friday Field Session Bachelor Girl on Friday.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
How good were they?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
So good?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I've got We're so impressed by them.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Siting news for you.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Exciting news this Fridays Friday's Field Session one of Australia's
premiere rock acts.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Do you want me to spill the beans?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Give me a clue.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
We've locked these guys in and so it's going to happen.
They're very reliable. I'll give you some clues. You like
guitar riffs?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yes, I do?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Guess this riff?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I know that one?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Do you?

Speaker 11 (19:25):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
What's a song called Tojo? Who's coming in a band
called Tojo?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Never meet it too dark?

Speaker 6 (19:39):
I'll give you another one, smarty pants, come on come anytime.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
We are a well old machine. And this guessing?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
What about this one? You know this?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Mystere love something sixty nine?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I got some good song and this is for Johnny Dumbo.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Johnny Dumbo says, what's my scene? Are they coming in Friday?
Promise Monday?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Promise it's happening. Promise it's a done deal.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Friday Field sessions. Are we going to have hoodigreasy.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, we are, as sure as you're going to win
that lego.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
That's taken that time.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Person, this is happening all right, Great, it's a done deal.
So we're excited about that. But if you miss Bachelor
Girl on Friday, it went a bit like this on.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Gold Hey mom, why didn't you tell me.

Speaker 17 (20:42):
What to You just let me go out into the world.

Speaker 18 (20:51):
You never thought to share what you know?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
So I will give us him and keep.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Falling in love, which is kind of the same.

Speaker 17 (21:05):
I've sound out at sea, crash my car on Insaye
and the belt so good.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
I want to do it again.

Speaker 17 (21:15):
Hey mom, why didn't you want me because about biser something.

Speaker 18 (21:21):
I should have known.

Speaker 17 (21:24):
They're like childlelection rise, I know that bad for me better,
I can't even loved. I've got the river us, I
gotta hit by a train.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Keep falling in love, which is.

Speaker 18 (21:41):
Kind of the same.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
I've sound out at sea, washed my.

Speaker 18 (21:45):
Car on insane and the belt so good. I want
to do it the dream I walked, unders sung, hit
by a train and the belt, so I want to
over again. I'm gonna do it again.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
It felt, Hey mom, since we're talking what was it
like when you were young? Because the world changed or
is it still the same?

Speaker 18 (22:34):
A man and kill should still be the sweet is fat.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
I'll welcome to read us can hit by a tree.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Keep falling love, which is kind of the same.

Speaker 17 (22:52):
I'm so good at sea, cracking my noog on it
safe and abelt so good.

Speaker 18 (23:01):
I'm in change and about how amout I do that?

Speaker 14 (23:09):
Yeah, jam facious.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I came across an interesting story and it involves they've
called her an elderly tourist. I don't know if she's elderly,
but she's she's probably what in the early eighties or
something like that? Is that elderly these days? Haven't look
at that picture? How would you describe that woman?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
She looks like a nice granny.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
A nice grannie. That's exactly what she looks like. She's
a nice granny on holidays. She's got a little pink hat.
Ye got a sunglasses for two walking poles. She's out
for a big day walk. This has happened in Germany.
She has found herself in a queue. She thought this
looks nice, and she's joined a Q without knowing it
to a thing called Bergaine b e r G h

(23:53):
ai An in case anyone's interested in planning their holidays.
So Bergaine has an interesting history. So all these people,
she didn't look at everyone else in the queue. There
she's stand a mile.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
There's a lot of bum bags, a.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Lot of sort of black bears, you know, those sort
of men, singlets and that kind of stuff. Bergaine is
apparently one of those places that's almost as famous for
its mythology as it is for what you actually get
in this crazy club. It's set inside a huge abandoned
power station in Berlin, and it's known for its intense
techno underground atmosphere. And this is these words tell you everything,

(24:30):
an incredible sense of freedom, so no photos are allowed.
You can dress however free you like. And it's got
a big history with Berlin's queery and alternative nightclub scene.
So some times people spend a few hours, some people
spend the entire day dancing, exploring and losing themselves in

(24:51):
the experience. So she somehow found herself. She was on
a walking tour through the district. Maybe a q up
here for a cup of tea. Next she's in that queue.
At the last minute, a guide spotted her and managed
to get her out just in time. It was inside
DJ restricted was playing right, Maybe.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
She said for that.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I think she was bewildered. She went to Bergeen and
was bewildered.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
It's like when you went into not Fest. Although that
was an accident. Gam Nation and something that's come to
our attention and seems to be putting everyone's collective panties
in a bunch.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Well, let me see how you felt about this information. First,
there are only nineteen Mondays until Christmas. When I say that,
does that freak you out? That is still five months away?
We say five months Christmas seems a long way away.
Nineteen mondays? It's not that far. So what's your visceral
feeling when you hit?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
What?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
No, when you hear what's your visceral feeling when you
hear the Christmas fruit mince pie has already been spotted
in coals?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It doesn't jazz me in any way, doesn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:18):
The fruit mince pie purveyors need to sell their product
and they think, well, why don't we get on the
shelf now?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
And it's got a shelf life of a thousand years
because no one eats them?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
But does it make Christmas feel less special and stuff
is there at the beginning of August. It winds kids up.
They go, oh Christmas, Christmas hip.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
No kid in their right mind has ever been wound
up by fruit min they'll be.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
But there must be exciting Christmas packaging around it. This
is the beginning of the Christmas packaging, the Christmas showing off,
the little trees, little blah blah blahs. All that stuff
is coming earlier and earlier. I know. People talk about
this with the Easter hot cross buns. Yeah, but kids
don't go, oh Easter, Easter, make it soon. Kids do

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go Christmas Christmas makeup.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Or maybe Jenny Prepared feels that now it's the good
time to get fruit mince pies.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
You get them for cheap. Although they're pretty cheap anyway,
aren't they really.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
No, I've never bought. I don't like them.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
I have no time for them, although I did have
a hot fruit mince pie and it was not bad
with some cream on it.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Also, even if you don't eat them, if you put
them out there, look they.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Look good by fake ones. Put them out until a fly.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Lands in it.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
You don't know where the fly begins, and the fruit
meats pie finishes.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It's not meat, mince, mince, fruity mints.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Some people have big opinions about this, and it's not
just that it does it. Is it ruining Christmas.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
We're all adults and you don't have to buy.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
It's not about It's not about that. If you're walking
down the aisles of coals and you think, God, here
we go, it's diluting the pleasure which of Christmas, which
is short now.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
But Christmas is a great time of year. Friend, Everyone's
nice to each other.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
That's why it's special to keep it at Christmas.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Perhaps this is very much whippole snapshot of what Australia
thinks about any given subject.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Mince pies in August. We're putting it to the whippole.
Is it too early or is it quite all right
by you?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Your free I'm supporting big fruit mints.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Okay, of course you are.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
And they're tilt Jones.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
And Amanda can't shut up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Download The Free iHeart.

Speaker 6 (28:31):
Out panic, great outrage in a world of things, to
be outraged by this rates pretty lowly.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
On my I know, but some people feel that our
traditions are short lived and we don't and it's okay
to acknowledge them, one of which is Christmas, and people
are saying this is not a drill. Christmas mince pies
have been spotted in coals. As I said earlier, there's
only nineteen mondays left until the end of until Christmas,
but that is still five months away. Is it too soon?

(29:01):
Does it dilute the Christmas season if we string it
out for too long?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
It doesn't bother me.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
No, But you're not the Christmas guy.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I'm the Christmas guy. What are you talking about? I
love Christmas?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
How many gifts do you shop for for your kids?
How much shopping do you do for the food at
the end of the day for Christmas? And how much
preparation do you do? It all happens the day before
you say, where are we doing Christmas?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
It works, It all works out, And I love Christmas.
I love the vibe of Christmas.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Of course, everyone loves the vibe of Christmas. Does this
wreck the vibe? That's the question.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I think what this does is extend that vibe.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
But can you extend the vibe and still feel the vibe?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Look, you've heard what we have to say. Let's make
this a whip pole.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
A whip pole is an instant snapshot of what Australia
thinks about any given subject.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
And today we're asking mince pies in August too soon?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Johnty is a Milton.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Hi, John t very well, how are you feeling about
the early mince pie?

Speaker 9 (30:00):
I call this pie with hot custard.

Speaker 15 (30:02):
Any time of the year.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
So cold fruit, hot custard, yes, and any time of year.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
If you see it in the shop tomorrow, you think,
how great's that?

Speaker 10 (30:13):
You telling me they're in coals. I'm on the way now, so.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
I like that idea because years there I have hot
fruit with cold custard. Now Johnny is proposing this cold
fruit hot custard.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Do you see what's happening? Leanne's in Penruth, Hello, Leanne.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
How do you feel about mince pies already being in
the shops?

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Look, I don't mind, because you said it's only nineteen
Mondays to Christmas, which means there's only nineteen tuesdays to
hot cross buns.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Actually that is true. That's right boxing day. There they are.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I think that's for another to duck in it. Teresa
has joined us in Windsor.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Terresa, how are you feeling about the hot cross buns
being out already?

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Because it feels like the normal to wear us up Christmas?
Why would I want to have it?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's true, It's true. It's like those of us that
have our Christmas lights up. I leave them up all
the time.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
That's laziness.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That just put the sweet bengo.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, but if you had that. But the thing is,
if you had the Christmas lights on all the yeah,
that would dilute from Christmas. We go, wow, we're out
there Christmas light.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
You didn't have them as flashing and then so during
the year non you can.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
But the analogy going to flow.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
The analogy is these mince pies are there and ready
to go.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Kylie's in d way.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Hello, Kylie, how do you feel about this?

Speaker 8 (31:41):
I'm on team.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
There you go, cold mince pie with hot casted for you, Kylie.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Hot mince pie would be disgusting.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I reckon, It's the best way to go. Thank you, Kylie.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Susan Warrenville, Oh, Sue, how do you feel about is?

Speaker 8 (32:02):
I love means tie absoletely?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Hot?

Speaker 8 (32:06):
Cold with ice cream? Any way you like? I used
to work for a place that you used to make them,
and I loved it. A place for quality desserts, and
they made them all. But I like the no name
one's best and they are delicious and any time of
the year, it doesn't matter what it is. If you

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love it, why can't you have it at any time?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Would you be put would you put them out if
you had people over now? Soup?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (32:34):
I do already brought.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
I mean as soon as they came out in the stores.
I have them every day. Hot cup of tea, black
cup of tea with a cold mints pie knocking better.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
And you worked, you were at the cold face of
the fruit mints pie business.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
What actually is the fruit mints quality desserts?

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Used to make them for they're close now, but they
used to make them for all of the supermarkets, all
the different brands. There's some of them I don't like,
with the that's got too much alcohols in them, but
the No Yang rains are the best.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
And I don't like the Maraschino cherry and anything. They
can leave that out. Okay, thank you, Sue. Well, Helen
seems to be not many people are outraged by this.
How do you feel, Helen?

Speaker 16 (33:20):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (33:22):
Hell yeah, it's too soon. To have them out, and
especially frut means pies like Christmas Day is too soon
for me. Every five years you forget you've eaten one.
You take a bite and you're in the binner.

Speaker 10 (33:33):
Go.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
It's like those candy can it's quite no one likes,
says can do people actually eat the can?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Why do they bother making them?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
You see those guys, mate.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
They're for decoration.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
You don't eat them.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
You're not meant to eat them, but you see them
making you good on your mate.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No one's gonna eat it.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Every five years, like Helen said, someone will eat it
and then go. That's why I don't eat that more often.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Okay, well it seems that's seventy eight percent of people
think that this is an.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Outrage and they know they no, they didn't. Two people
thought it was an outrage.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Okay, were you here?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Were you here just then?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
In a world of things? Have you seen what's going
on in the world. There's lots of others.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Have you heard our show, Brendan, We love this.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Thank you for all your goals. Thank you until next time.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Jam.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
You and I have both done live television and there's
a certain kind of oh we look at us. We
talk live here every day, so I don't know happening now,
But TV, somehow is more frightening. When I was hosting
Dancing with the Stars with Grant Danya and at the
very beginning of the show and the dancers had turned
the gurned and turned themselves inside out, and the camera
comes to us and the auto Q breaks and you go,

(34:39):
what happens now?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
You are very good at this.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
That is why you've been nominated for the Burt Newton
Best TV Presenter Award.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Well, thank you, Brenda.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
You follow the prompt for AMTA.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
I appreciate it. But live television can be terrifying, and
particularly trying to be chatty and friendly and we're like
this in the radio. Thought comes into your head, things
come out of your mouth before you even know it.
Said you may have seen this. This went viral on
the weekend. This is the QVC. That's the American shopping channel.
Is it's called the same thing here. It is a
shopping channel. And the host, Tony Bratton, was showing a

(35:14):
wig that you can put on that gives you this
incredible hairstyle. And here's how she managed to say it.

Speaker 19 (35:20):
I love to show the texture and this wave pattern again,
it looks like you went and got a blow job
at your blowout at your salon, and it looks beautiful.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
All right.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
So here's what's happening today. We're having a huge beauty sale.
Everything ships to you for free, but that goes away
at the end of the day. I will remind you
that this is a one time only price.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
No, really, only one time only.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's so hard.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
I remember years ago a friend of mine, Louise, childhood friend.
She went on to become a hairdresser, and she met
out of town. From time to time she'd be coming
back to town and I drop in and see her mom, Helen,
who was the loveliest lady in the world, very refined,
very proper, had a cup of tea outside under the
maple tree in her front yard with all ladies of
similar age and refinement.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
So Louise does I still make knowledge.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
It was very nice and you just love listening to
these ladies talk. And Louise was in town and she said, oh,
you don't have that I give you a haircut. I'm like, yeah,
that'd be great. I'll drop in and see your mum.
So I get there before her and All the mums
are sitting around there and they're inquiring.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh, how are you going?

Speaker 6 (36:31):
What's everything? What's happening? What brings you here today? And
Helen said, I just come from a for a head
job off Louise.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
That's the worst of options.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I'm drinking the tea.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Would you like a haircut?

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Did?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah? You made a haircut, but it was lost on everyone,
so no one. I was drinking material. That's why I
don't got to.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Just cut now it happens. Words have so many Wow,
you're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, I saw in a request for them to do
it again.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Off the moonshine.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Always knocking a man, it's so weak, always knocking.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Good afternoon to you. I'm a bit indigesting.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
I ate leftover kebab from the weekend when so we
got kebabs and they gave us an extra kebab.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
No one in my house, it's leftovers.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
So I brought the kebab to work today in my
little cool and then I'll put it in the toaster machine.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I ate it. It was really good.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Well that's right. Everyone listened to this. Everything you want
a dream?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, But I'm just thinking it's just it's not a
Monday lunch food. Would you say, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (37:47):
You feel a bit heavy?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
You know, I feel like Sunday morning.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
All.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I'm all, are you about?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Are you assuming you've got to hangover? Now?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Associated with that, mate.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, that's what happens.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
We give away two thousand dollars right here, right now,
you have to call us thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
And earlier in the show, we gave you five words
you need to repeat to us. So those words in
that same order between two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I selected the words today tomorrow, perhaps you could select
some words.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Maybe I should start with indigestion.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
Mate, with the very night's change. Jonesy Demander's Total Recall.
Would you like to play thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Instagram's coming up as well, isn't it? We are a
wash with cash on gold.

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Speaker 2 (38:42):
Doesn't see as real as any memory in your head.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Now we could have total recall.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Jonesy and Demander's hotal recall credit for.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Surprise two thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Each day, one of us will give you five keywords
that you would need to remember in that order.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's now that time.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
If you did not get all the words, no for you,
you can call right now Johnny ill informed.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
You're not going to get anything.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
But so we'll give you a crack at it. If
you don't get them in the right order, we go
to the next caller and they will win two thousand
dollars if they.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Know Lance is on Saint Hubert's Island. Hello, Lance, good guys, are.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
We very well lanced?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
So there were five words? Can you give those words
to us in the order with which we first announced them?

Speaker 15 (39:27):
Absolutely? I've read my scribble here and it says.

Speaker 18 (39:29):
Loki's vote win.

Speaker 15 (39:33):
Are Amanda as real as any memory in your head?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
And now we could have total recom.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Lance, you are right.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
You could have like just slowed the delivery down a
little bit, Lance.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Lance, as an a lecture, he's won two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
He's a bit of a blurt.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Lance. We don't care how you gave it. This The
words there, they were.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
In the right order, and congratulations, congratulations, my man, thank you.

Speaker 15 (39:59):
I was lucky enough to come into the studio years
ago and have Amanda measure my tongue. I wanted competition
to sit in his longest tongue.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
How did I I don't remember this. How did I
measure it from the base with a tape measure?

Speaker 15 (40:15):
Yeah, we all had separate tape measures, and you had
your gloves gone.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
And yet, wow, that sounds like something you think I
would remember, but I don't.

Speaker 15 (40:28):
How long anyway?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
How everything is on YouTube? Lands How long was your tongue?

Speaker 15 (40:34):
Uh, well, it's just in comparison to other people's where
there was five of us in the studio.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
And so you don't do You don't know how long
it was, but it was the longest.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
No, I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
What did you win?

Speaker 15 (40:46):
We went with overnight motel in Darling Harbor and then
a limousine to the Kiss concert and we got to
meet kids.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Oh, I see, that's why the big tongue came in.
Gotch gotcha?

Speaker 6 (41:00):
I was about to say, did a man to go
with you?

Speaker 5 (41:03):
I see forgotten?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
You said something about kiss and I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
On the screen, okay, now there we look at.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
That my god, you do have a long tongue.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
That is quite the tongue. You can change the tides
with that thing.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Well, you've got two thousand dollars, so maybe I Don'm
not going to link that to that.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
In any way, maybe some balm.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
I don't even get it.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
That your lips, because.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
What a story. And congratulations.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
A man is going to come up with five words tomorrow.
Will tongue be one of them?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Who knows five words? Will tell you at some point
during the show the five words, and we'll tell you
at some point when the call.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
You can register. By the way, Jonesy demanded dot com
dot are you?

Speaker 6 (41:53):
In the meantime, your Wicker movie seems to have set
many hearts of flutter.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Hasn't it? Just I spoke about it last week? But
it's just gang Busters. We'll talk about it next gold.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded driving you home. We just
saw you measuring Lance and sat Hubert's island.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Measuring his time.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Thanks measuring his island.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Well, that's quite the Isthmus. That is a big tongue.
Lance was just on the show ten years ago. We
had people come in to go to kiss with the
longest tongue.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's the band kiss, not to come in and kiss.
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Time, I can't better look at it.

Speaker 6 (42:36):
How we got to a point where we've forgotten that
we did stuff?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
I know, isn't it incredible?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
But look at that that's is it a nine inch tongue?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
And also I measured it from where it left his mouth,
not from the base of his throat. Cheapers right, I
don't need to see it, thank you.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
That's a work of art.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Well, look, let's get onto something more palatable, having it
off with a patios. The reason I'm talking about this
is the movie Wicker. Now, we spoke about this last week.
The trailer for this film dropped and people went crazy.
It sounds completely improbable, But when you hear that it's
got Olivia Common in it and Alexandersscars God, who's gorgeous,

(43:18):
and he plays a character made of wicker. So then,
Fresher Woman, you caught yourself a lover. Yeah, love seems
more burden than a prize. There's absolutely now shame and
living out. You're a man in theirs alone. I want
you to make me a husband. The chapel in the
month being there to marry him what's that? This is

(43:42):
my husband? See has his days? I have my and
we have our nights. Is someone being murdered? Hearts are
fluttering all over the place, and the memes online from
women are just hilarious. Fifty shades of hay. It's been caught,
so people have been asking just has it been shot
in imax, asking Fred, I'd like to see it on

(44:04):
the big screen. This is some of the stuff that
I've just really enjoyed lately. There's a woman who's done
this thing. She's holding a small basket wrapped up like
a baby, wondering with her husband where is he gone
that she's talking about the laundry basket, and then the
laundry basket appears and it's got a scrap of underwear
hanging out of it.

Speaker 16 (44:22):
Where the hell are you? Spurder guard wicker? You from
your whip?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Who is she? Family? It's so good. Actually, Ikia Australia
has put out all this wicker furniture said made from
husband material and then said underneath if you know, you
know brilliant. There are shots of women going up and
down the wicker basket aisles at the shops to this music.

(44:59):
But I thought this was good too. Big Wick energy
is what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Energy.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I saw this and it said, I don't want one
man up in arms about the sexy Wickerman movie. We've
put up with an entire franchise about you all having
it off with pies for twenty five years. Let us
have this, you know American pie where you had it
off with a pie.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
Oh yeah, sure, just know what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Well, we'll just tell your mother that that we eat
it all.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Don't tell us we're weird.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Fair enough.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
Amanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Gold poker face. That's not very nice. Hello, it's Jonesymanda
driving you home?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
So that was for free?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Wow, you persuade I paid.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I did not pay. Oh, but you're okay to do
pun human?

Speaker 4 (45:56):
But when I do it, did you don't like it?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
I don't like it, but I got more of a
response out of it from my one than your one.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Let's get into Instagram show everybody.

Speaker 16 (46:07):
That's money extra cash.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Jonesy and demands.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You'd pass if
you don't know an answer will come back to that
question of time. But it's again all the questions right,
happy days one thousand dollars, but you.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Can make it two thousand dollars if you answer a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
In carram downs, we find Renee.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Hello, Renee, Hello, how are you going? Well, we've already
given away two thousand dollars on today, SHO would be
great to add you to the tally.

Speaker 11 (46:34):
Hey, I would agree.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Let's do did you have a good work weekend? Renee?

Speaker 9 (46:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:40):
I did.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I just did the thing.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Hey, so yeah, yeah, so on Monday when you go
back to work, it's so much more relaxing. Yeah, that's
take a breathy Si. That's right. We've got ten questions.
We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass, okay, Renee,
because we might have time. You're still there.

Speaker 9 (47:01):
I am here and I'm ready.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
All right, let's rock and roll. He comes. Question number one,
what's the opposite of south?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
No?

Speaker 6 (47:10):
No, it's north, north, southeast, and west.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
That's actually a hard question because I would have I
think i'd have struggled a little bit when you think
about it, you know it, But you're on the wireless
that's a bit hard, oh, Rena. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
We won't get you to discover any new worlds anytime soon.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
You need a pair of barter scouts.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
That happened to the best, Thank you, No Columbus. He
thought he was going to India, so he did. That's
why he coordinated for Americans Indians because he thought they
were Indians.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
There you go, that's that.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
The day you went to school, one day I learned
about Native American history.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
If you would like to play Instagram, joseydemanded dot com
dot au and you can. The birdwood bird.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Man tell me.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I've been following this story on ACA.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
This is a guy with a large bucket of bird
seed goes out in the pre doorn hours and scatters
seed everywhere, attracting a billion birds. This is reported on
ACA last week.

Speaker 20 (48:13):
What's on the menu today? Do you have any idea
the drama you've caused for the residence here? Why do
you like feeding the bird so much? Don't want to
stick around and see them eat the food you've provided.
You're causing pooh explosions. People have poo all over their balconies,
all over their cars. Do you want people to be
pooed on all the.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Time, and tonight man he says, yes. Maggie the reporter, Maggie, is.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
It a coincidence she's named after a bird?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
This is very good. Maggie tracks him.

Speaker 20 (48:45):
Down, pickroom Juggie, should we say the Birward Birdman? Would
you like to say anything about your freezon activities?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
The BBM? The Birward Birdman?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Does he say anything?

Speaker 6 (48:59):
No, Well, there's a lot of theories about the BBM.
Some we was saying that he was a jilted lover
and his ex live there. You know, it's better than
putting prawns in the curtain rail, isn't it. Or big
time developers wanting to buy the units so they scare
everyone off Scooby Doo style.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
And supposedly they've paid him to be the person who
distribute the seed.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, he's the seed guy. This could happen.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
That's how Merton got his start, A big backer seed
in his pocket.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
But it seems what does it say?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
It seems the answer is this.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
So why does he do it?

Speaker 20 (49:38):
Well? After all that mystery turns out Birdman just really
loves birds.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
He just really likes so is he putting them outside
his own home.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
His house is full of birds, and not in a
good way.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Like Hugh hevna, what do you mean they're flying around?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
They're just flying around those people.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
What kind of birds?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Just all sorts of birds and things.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Bird birds, yeah, bird but like no, they're not an ornithologist.
Birds my eyes are fine, but they're not exotic birds.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
It is bird but they're just bird birds. They're just
bird birds. So I don't have the bb in the birdwood,
bird man. We'll go down to the animals and say
the cold sack of creeps, a colder sack of creep,
or the ultrasound ogre.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Pregnant mum's most treasured mums.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
But they're all fake, hundreds of women fleeced by Australia's
ultrasound ogre.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
And certainly not the sleeves of squeeze, A sleez of squeeze.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
What was this thing again?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I'm glad you asked?

Speaker 6 (50:35):
Sexual harassment on a step ladder limbs only four and
a half feet talk and when she climbed up to
reach something at.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Work, Boss Laurie would grope her bottom with both hands.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
One hand, that's.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Gave it up, a a keep it up we'll be
back again tomorrow. You have to pick five.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Words words not you you that girl there? Yes, I
will five words for you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I will. You can win two thousand dollars if you
can recite those words in that particular order later in
the show.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
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follow them, Bert Youd, bet Bert Newton, best TV present.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
That was the current of fair story.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
I didn't see And if you want to hear more
of this show, why wouldn't you head to Jonesydamanda dot
com dot au.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
See you tomorrow, Good day to you.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
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