March 2, 2026 • 47 mins
Join us as we dive into the world of board games and family fun... and disaster.
After hearing about Amanda's Monopoly 'adventure' with her sons, we ask for your very own board game stories, and oh boy, do you deliver!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jonsey.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Amanda.
Speaker 3 (00:01):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Jones and Amanda Show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do ad Amanda, Madamanda
Jones and the virile Jonesy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in
school and learned school.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Would never forget shot up? Where hell is Amanda? How
are you to do well?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
How are you going?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Happy?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Manyay? I'm going okay? But today look at these your hands?
I had to break out the golden hands. What do
you do to look at the hands?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Don't go near the hend What are your hands normally doing?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Because Jim I Rai has been doing his play in Adelaide.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He's been away for all curly It was a success.
The shows were on Friday, Saturday, Day, Sunday, but he
was away for a week. Yes, we had Ryan with
a Bee Brian.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Brian works no less than fifty hours a day and
the poor guy said on Friday, can I just have
a breather? I just need to I need to just
go on of course, mate, take as much time off
as you want.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Ryan's not here because for some reason, him doing a
play in Adelaide doesn't mean that he can come back
on the radio today.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hence the hands.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well, what are you going to be doing with those hands?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, the trap door has to come out.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Well, explain what you mean. People who don't know what
the panel.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Is gather and gathering kids.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
When I was a young DJ many years ago, I
used to press all the buttons and do that, and
I was one of.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The best in the land.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
And people used to talk about the legend of the
Golden hands. Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
My move is the trap door.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was a German Man called hands.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I'd heard the story what you do on your weekend retreats.
But the trap door, it's so some say so quick
they can't even see.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
So this is your hands just pulling down faders. When
the girl talks, suddenly the faders down.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, are you're going to be like that? Oh you
didn't even see me do that. I could tell that
just happened.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
So anyway, so if there's any major glitches, it's because
Brendan Jones is the wheel.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I've been putting moisturizer on the hands. Not creepy Prince
Andrew moisturized. It's just normal every day oil of you land.
It's a taxpayer Paine.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Crush a leaf in these hands beautifully. I'm doing it now.
You come in here, so the golden hand's already okay.
Don't you worry about that. Don't worry your pretty little head.
I hope that's gold coming up. We've got to m
Lesbie coming up to talk about Europe.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Don't say who's going to be the singer, because that's
one of the questions for the Fast five.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Indeed, and if you would like to play the Fast five,
here's another option. Jonesydamanda dot com dot au.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And before and before I get switched off because the
girl's talk and give us a call.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Please go Ja Nation, Jam Nation gold It's Jonesy Demander's
jam Nation driving you home.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Look that whole time that song was playing, all I heard.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Was sorry, John bon Jovi plays of.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Chlorine the whole time that was playing to you, It's
just a song. Well, I wish I could have heard it,
because you talked about your golden hands the whole time.
You asked gener our social media guru, am my Golden
Hands trending. Get them off your golden land for a start.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
When do you want to feel the hand?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
If you've just joined us. What's happened?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Jim y Raie was away last week because we're very
amicable employers and have led him chase his dream of
being a director and a play right and.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
All that, and we're big supporters of the work that
he does. So he's gone to the Adelaide Fringe Festival.
The show was on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, so he had
the whole week off because I think he had to
inflate the castle that the show was set in.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And then Brian, that's Ryan day.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Brian works fifty hours a day, man runs his whole network.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Because they got rid of everyone.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
He's the last person get Golden Hands. His hands a
burnt piece.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He said, I'm really going to take some time off.
I said, bro, you take as much time as you need.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Little did I know that Ryan can't organize getting a
flight from Adelaide to Sydney, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So the Golden Hands have come back.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So this is Brendan Jones at the wheel and you know,
have you ever been on a flight in here? Oh
is your captain speaking? That's how this feels out.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I've won awards for this stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I have Stop.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Street of Lake Jonesy and amandas.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Five the fast five is here? Five questions? Can you
go all the way and answer a five questions correctly?
If you do that, Amanda will say.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'll say, the person who who answers question five correctly
gets a two hundred and fifty dollars visa gift card.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think Stephen of King's Park.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
What Amanda fails to appreciate because she's the talent on
the show, so she sits in the talent seat.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All the bimbo seaters.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I like when I first started in this business, sits
six Ka and Karatha. You had to pull out records
and CDs and all that sort of stuff and you
had to put it all together. A mana doesn't appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
As Steven, are you being attacked by chick?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I am doing the school.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh, it sounds like they're all are with you. How
many are they?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, I've got three doors Atuly that's the schools Bubbly
that students.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Oh, I see it sounds like you're surrounded by chickens.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Have you got all six hundred students in your car
just about?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, let's see if you can be a heapswicker brainiac
in front of the kids, Steve, and here we go.
What's the Roman numeral for ten? That's question number one?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
A Roman nu ten?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Is that the No?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'm sorry, Stephen, I think that's five. I think am
I right in saying that?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I wonder what school those kids are going to?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Well, it's not a Roman one. I wonder how is
Roman hands are going?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Keep them more?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I don't keep the golden hands, Elizabeth, Greg Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Hello, hello Elizabeth. What's the Roman numeral for ten? It
is x is V five?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yes, okay. Brings you to question two.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
You know, Lucky the Golden hands are here in the
movie Finding Nemo. What kind of animal is Bruce? Elizabeth
A sharp yes.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
This brings you to question three, which is monster mash
presslo Bratton chointy.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't need you to tell me.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
We've munched two songs together, Elizabeth, What are they have?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
A listener?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Get down, baby goudam moping all long down strictly guess
you don't play around, don't cover much round game by
the bowne is a forte e's every day to play away?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Whoa, that's a straight as we get? What do you think.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm gonna have to?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Sorry, Elizabeth? Well that's question three.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Well that's a good thing because the golden hands get
to put on some tainted love and.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Have a rest rest your hands.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Brendan here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand.
Search for us now on the iHeart app Jonesy and Demanders.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Five past five. I know you're underwhelmed by the Golden
hands coming out of the time.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
When can I hold a ticket tape parade very briefly
and then they can go back into retirement again.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't think you appreciate how hard it was in
the olden days.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
But it's not now. You press a button, I could,
I could move from the seat around to your side.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I could do okay, do you want to do that?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
But then you'd have to do all the things I do.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Then we'll sound like the ABC Who's there?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Where are we?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Good?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
When you do the talking?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
John is in Berwick, j John, Hi, guys are going
very well.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
You've joined us for Monster Mash two songs Mashed together,
even if you can tell us what one of them
is here, they are in down good.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Low baby goat and buping all longdown strict because you
don't play around over a bunch of ground. Game game
by the Bowne is a porte each every day to
play away. I can't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Out of my bow.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
I think about the.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Girl any ideas John ir.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Recton they had to be staying alive and no diggity.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Whoa hey none So staying alive that's happening and then
no diggity Dawn.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I think I prefer the mash up version of both
of you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Question four? Which English author wrote the children's adventure series
The famous five.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Enid Biden?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Correct?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Is this question number five for you? It happens now, John,
it's happening for you. Which singer will represent Australia at
this year's Eurovision.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Thinking it was announced, today's announced.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
It's my very good friend Delta, good Rob.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, congratulations to you are sensational.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
We are going to be talking further about that with
Emma Gillespie, our pop culture guru.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yeah, and John, you've won the jam Pack, which is
great news for you.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Actually, I don't think we are allowed to say it's
a pack.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
No, it used to be a pack in the olden days,
but now it's a electronic fan, which sounds very unseexy.
But at the same time it's good for you. John,
You've won a two hundred and fifty dollar visa card.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Guys, carry out about your business.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
If you're looking for our signatures in the mail, they
won't be there, John, Let's just be clear.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They will.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I'm missive from Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It'll be back again tomorrow. Coming up in the meantime.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Well, one of the most famous lines Lions. There's a clue,
one of the most famous lines from a movie that
we've all sung along with. It's finally being translated, and
I bet it's not what you think. We'll talk about
that next.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm God, jam God, it's Jonesy demand it's jam Nation.
Driving you home this Monday, the second March.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
You know, I'm going to play you a very very
famous piece of music. And when you hear this, it's
very hard not to get absolute chills. It's from a
very famous movie as well. The film is The Lion King,
and this is the birth of the baby Simba and
the symbolism of being raised into the air. You know
this song, Yeah, mon, it's goosebump material, isn't it. It's
(10:31):
easy to a little bit weepyer to hear it.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's a big deal. It's a big deal. Weepy about it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
No, it is a big deal. Well, there's a podcast
called one fifty four that celebrates language, culture, and heritage
of all the African nations, and just recently a man
called learn More Jannassi was a guest on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's his name.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah. Often in African nations people can have names like
gracious or goodfellow. You know that they have those kinds
of character traits his name, So this was a learn
more Gennassi and he has broken down what this song
actually means. Prepared to be stunned.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, what is her name?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
There's a lion, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
God, joking there's a lion. God, a lion.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's it. That's it, and that's not that's not a joke.
They are the lyrics for that very being. Look, it's
a lion as holds up baby Simba to the sky, because.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You would be saying that you have monkey and you're
holding a baby lion.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's small.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Take on, hold up more fast and no Scar Scar
is a piece of work.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well interesting though, because what an interesting translation. I wonder
if learn More Gennassi would be able to translate this.
Earn more get back to us if you can.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I speak fluent Rain. That's a Robert Palman T shirt
in your travel bag.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Coming up. M Gillespie's going to be joining us.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Our mate, Delta Gudram has been selected for the highest
honor to represent her country.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
She's not playing cricket. She's going to be singing for Eurovision.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That's coming up on God dem Jam Gold. It's Jonesy
Demanda's Jam Nation.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Driving you home now, the features editor of the Daily OS.
That's a big deal.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Hello you, two big deals. I'm here to talk to
you about another big deal.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Tell us Delta Gudram. Have you heard of her?
Speaker 9 (12:45):
She is going to be performing for Australia at Eurovision
at twenty twenty six officially, finally, there's been a rumor
about Delta being our entry for many years now and
she's a perfect fit.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I mean, no brainer, so exciting. She's a no brainer,
I meaning the idea of her being in it is
a no brainer.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
The idea of her being in it is a no brainer.
The forty one year old pop icon is going to
be performing her brand new single Eclipse on the world's
biggest music stage in Vienna this May, in front of
an audience of more than one hundred and sixty million
viewers worldwide. We've got a little bit of the song
to play for you. It's got everything. It's got a
key change, a piano solo, a bit of ballad, a
(13:26):
bit of build up, a bit of electronica. Here is
what it sounds like.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
The definitely.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Eurovision loves that stuff. But it'll be a it'll be
a shoe in.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Hopefully it'll be a shoe in. I think it is perfect.
She's actually been rumored, as I mentioned, for Eurovision for years.
She was asked about it last year on tour in London.
She's said, if the right moment happens, I'll be there. Well,
she's manifested. It's happening, Delta said in a statement today.
I've always loved the creativity individuality enjoy. Eurovision brings connecting
(14:11):
and uniting people across the globe through music, the universal language.
She describes the song Eclipse as being all about alignment,
when things all come into the right place good.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
So you can be a professional performer performing your own
new single at Eurovision.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Well, the song has to be written for Eurovision essentially
because there are certain rules like, for example, length that
can't exceed I think it's about three minutes, fifteen or
twenty seconds, so the songs have to fit within that
kind of remit.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
They also need to be.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Performed live, so there's a few different logistical things that
go into it. I would say that you know, SBS
and Eurovision have chosen Delta and then she's written this
song specifically for this moment. But interestingly, it's going to
be a pretty controversial competition this year, shaping up to
be one of the most controversial in the song's contest's history.
In fact, because there's this boycott drama. Five countries Iceland, Ireland,
(15:04):
the Netherlands, Slovenia and Spain have all opted out this
year in protest against Israel's inclusion. So that's the largest
boycott in the contest history since nineteen seventy. It's a
big deal for Spain, especially to not be participating in Eurovision.
It's one of the Big five countries, which means that
it makes the biggest financial contributions to the contest to
(15:27):
the broadcaster. So that's a significant blow to organizers in
terms of cash flow.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So have their governments made these decisions.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
So that Eurovision bodies within each country have grouped together
with artists and lawmakers and governments to say that they
don't want to participate. I mean it should be said
that Eurovision always distances itself from politics. It always says
it's not about politics, it's about music. There's always a
bit of controversy around Eurovision.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But with Iceland not being there, who's going to bring
the kook?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Was going to bring a heavy metal coup?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
We need some cook.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
There is always cook at your official soci contest. Don't
you worry about this?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well, good on you.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Emma Gillespie now features editor at The Daily Eyes. I
had there's some sort of.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Chunk of change out of that.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
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Speaker 2 (16:25):
Needs such I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them.
But how much.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Let's real, mind your own business and shut your pie holes.
I wish you were with you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good afternoon to you. It's Monday.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You know, it took me a long time to have children.
I was on IVF for a number of years. And
the kind of parent that I imagined i'd be and the
kind of parent that I am at two different things.
I thought I'd love going to the park. I hated
pushing the kids on swings. That's how that ended up.
I thought I'd love reading them stories. I refuse to
read Doctor Zeus because I hated it so much. Yeah,
(16:58):
and I'm not good at board games. Their life of
board games has been very barred.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Watching them when they're little. Remember we were walking through
the city and young Jack just wandered off into the
backstreets and got lost amongst a Chinese street game.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Never seen him since.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
So I you know, maybe parents, maybe parenting wasn't for you,
But we did.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I have redeemed myself. My sons and I played some
board games on the weekend now that they're adults. Right,
I'll tell you more next year. It'll be fascinating for you.
Do you know how when all your personality traits come
to the fore. Yes, it was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I look forward to hearing about this.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
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jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
When I grew up, our neighbors were big board game players,
and I still love going over and playing board What.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Was the board game of the time.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
My favorite one was Cludo Loved Loved, loved Cludo.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Professor Plum in the conservatory with.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
The candlestick or the wrench, the wench.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Or miss Scarlett. She was kind of sexy, wasn't she.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
She was caught in the laundry the wench.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm pretty sure one of my friend's dads had a
sexy version of Cludale Cludo, like a Playboy version or
something like that. Pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Well, I'm actually have imagined all of that got a
good workout, don't mention mouse trap. Well, so, when my
my kids were younger, I bought a game of Cludo,
and of course I couldn't remember how any of the
rules worked. I had no patience in actually reading how.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
The who the person the perpetrator?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
But I understand the object I could. I couldn't remember
how the machinations of it went. That you roll a
dice and where you ended up. So we just used
to play guess what's in the envelope.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Anyone could do that.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I know. Well that's what I mean. I'm lazy, lazy
when it comes to board games. I was terrible, but
on the weekend. It was my birthday last week, and
I've got this is.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why Jack didn't complete the death Star.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Don't start, That's why, don't start.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
So it was my birthday and the boy said, what
do you want for your birthday? And my sons are
now twenty two and twenty four. Liam's twenty five. This
year's extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
He's heading for cheap insurance.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
But I said, well, why don't you come away with
me for the weekend. We've got a place down the coast,
I said.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
The Fortress of Solitude.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
And well, it's a big deal for them. They both
work Saturday mornings for them to get time to come,
and it was a big deal. It was great, so
we thought we Liam loves a board game now as
an adult. I don't know where he's learnt the rules,
but he said, let's play Monopoly. There was some beer involved, yeah,
but all our personality traits came to the fore. So
Liam is very focused and sort of raises smart. So
(19:35):
the second I'd roll the dice before I could count
out nine one too, h' say you only forty five bucks?
He could see exactly where I was going to land to.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Get the car. What piece did you have?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
The little dog?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Of course you did.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Jack had the flamboyant top hat and Liam had the
money bags, so money bags in this version there was
money bags.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I let the car. I always go for the car.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So anyway, Liam bought up everything very early on, and
Jack was.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Just fuel mean.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
And so when Liam had all this money, Jack would say.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh, don't catch it's rude.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Don't catch your money. Don't look, don't don't even look.
We'll stop it. And at one point he said, could
you at least be a charming villain. You're just being mean.
Don't look at your phone. Don't it's so casual, look
at your phone. Jack was getting so wound up. And
then at one point Jack started to win a little bit,
and so he's saying to me, fifty eight bucks, you fifty.
So he suddenly becomes exactly the villain. So I was saying,
(20:29):
I'll settle down, everyone, settle down, Come on, let's all
just settle down. And then I rolled the dice. The
very first roll I ended up in jail. Second roll
two hundred dollars tax. Third role, I pretty much landed
on Liam's hotel and had to pay nine hundred dollars.
It brought me. I was wanting to flip the table.
So in the end, in my huge anger, I went
(20:53):
to bed, and as I left the room, I heard
Jack just knock a beer over all the money. So
I thought, that's our family in a nutshell. All personality
types came to the fore. When you play a board game.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It never counts your money when you're sitting at the table.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
The worst of Kenny Rogers. That's what I said.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Too, which I never understood, because the gambler is just
giving information, normal information.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
There's no real insight there is there. It's kind of
well do, Yeah, you got to know when to hold them,
knowing to follow them.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Come on, say well do to Kenny Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Maybe will you know it's funny you say that.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
And I think I've got a story that involves a
broken tooth that my brother and I were involved in
over it.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
What games that welcome? It was a hungry here.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
It's a sibling rivalry. But I have a feeling that
the tribal drum will beat.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I will talk further about this next on Gold jam
Nation Gold. It's Joncy. The amount of driving you home
for jam Nation. You talk about playing Monopoly and what
I've learned about monopoly. It's good for the first twenty minutes?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Did we loved the first? Is this fun? I love this?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I love who's going to be the banker? Who's got
which piece do you want?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You're quite right after twenty minutes when someone starts a
massing a whole lot of property to the point in
the end where they all had hotels and things, I said, well,
this isn't real life. I can bankrupt both of you
literally in the real world. In a second, I got mean.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It is real life. Monopoly is pretty much what real
life is. In fact, Monopoly was invented as an example
of how.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Of capitalism is supposed to be an anti capitalist, how.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It shouldn't work. Yeah, but I always find it starts
off n ice. On which piece do you want to
I want to be the car you be the little dog.
I'll be the shoe. I don't want to be the shoe.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Before anyone buys too much, it is a good algorithm.
Before anyone buys too much, everyone's happy. Then when someone
starts amassing a lot that everyone gets mean.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I know that's why people are cranky at poor Rupert.
You know it's people be cranky.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I was wondering he does own a lot of stuff.
But I'm very happy that he wasn't my first, that
Rupert Murdock wasn't my first Rupert. When I thought about
who Rupert is to be congratulated that.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
The playing board games with a brother and I look
at your boys, Jack and Liam. They're similar in age,
and I've known them since before they were born. And
I remember saying to them one time, and they're about eight,
I said, I know what you boys are doing.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And I used to do it to my.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Brother as each other.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Just stop it.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Like the other day I was catching up with I
was meeting Liam at his place to come with you,
and I rang Liam's phone and answers by Jack, Hello,
this is Liam.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm a homosexual, I said, is he?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
You know what that they we're a family that jokes,
even when even I bought some skinny cow ice cream YEP,
and Jack looked at it and said, wow, that'll be
your nickname if you was skinny. And I laugh because
I like it's great wordplay, as hurtful as it is.
He doesn't mean it. Obviously would be even double just
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in Hale.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Doesn't fall far from tree. But my brother and I
were playing board. We were playing the game Trivial Pursuit.
We're going onto a full blown punch up over trivial.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Pursuit and it wasn't. We didn't even get that far.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
It was what you call the pieces that go into
the circle of And I said, I can't remember if
I said cheese or pie, and he said, no, it's
called pie.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I said it's so one of you said cheese, one
said pie.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
And that was in fisty cuffs. Yeah, it was like
it was like the octagon. You might as well have
just had a full on.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Really you too, I get the impression more like labradors
just constantly rolling punching each other.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And my dad's fiftieth birthday, the caterer had to break
us up.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
And how old were you?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was like a father, what were you fighting, said,
there's two men fighting on the grass, And Dad said
on the grass, And I don't ever know what that
was about. Wow, that's why we have to live in
separate parts of Tea. Of course.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well, the tribal JOm is going to beat for this
board games with the family until it all goes terribly wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
The game the whole family can play, not thirteen fifty five,
twenty two is our number. We'd love to hear from
your Gold, Jam Gold.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home that the
trouble drum is beating for.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Board games with the family.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
There would have been never any trouble on Hungry Hungry
Hippo ads.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
The ads make it all look fun and mum and
dad and the kids and cheering. That's not how it goes.
It brings out your base instincts and usually ends badly.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Now you know, I just kills me.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I just something about my brain just locks up with
you know when people say let's play, I just came nah.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
It just well, that's how I am with Monopoly.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I remember, I play Monopoly all day.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Monopoly I like because I'm kind of good at Monopoly,
especially if I get the.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Ball, you are a slum landlord. So like in game, in.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Life, Sandra has joined us.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Why Sandra, how does it go in your family?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Hello? Those to meet you both?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Virtually?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't if, I don't know if you remember the
Australian version of Monopoly, which was called Squat.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yes, I had a picture of sheep station on the front.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, And that's where the phrase you're playing, we're not
playing for sheep stations, you know, comes from yes. And
yet when you set up the game, I can't remember.
There was like each person had like six sheep stations,
and you had tiny little plastic sheet tests that you
had to put on your sheep station, and there was
like maybe ten of them that represented a number of
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sheep on your property. And I used to beg my sister.
I was about eleven, she was about thirteen or fourteen.
Used to beg her to play all the time, and
she'd go here, and I fell for it every time.
I'd set up every damned sheep on the thing, and
then she go I don't want to play anymore. And
we got into so many fights and cat fights and
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tearing at each other's hair and everything over that she
drove me bad.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
And you never learned, Sandra that when she said, yeah,
she never because.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
You would feel that it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
No, that's right, and I lost all I trusted, Oh
I did.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And it takes ages to set up those games.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Your squad up.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
It's a different game in New Zealand. Well, we've upset
New Zealand and pooh Jockers as well. I'm happy to
upset the pood Joggers, but not keyways. Because you're married
to what I am, you can do those jakes. Thank you, Sandra.
Danny has joined us.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Hello Danny, Good after guys, how are you? What did
you used to play? So my mother in law hate
Monopoly with a passion.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
She would play the game and then get to the
point and go and literally up end the board.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Now up in the boards and go, I'm not winning.
This not fair.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm a banker. Yeah you might be a bank in
real life, mate, but you're not a banker now.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Anyways, So she'd get up, she says.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
So I'm not winning, and who cares?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
She'd cross her arms, stand up, and I've got a bed.
We wouldn't see if for two days because she sulp.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Well, I behaved a little similarly over the weekend. Is
this person you know, does sound a bit like my
behavior on the weekend?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, this is one of your sons pretending to be daddy.
This sounds like you had a game called the Bimuda
Triangle game? You remember that?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
How did that go?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
So?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
You had this cloud and I just I loved it
so much. I had this cloud and the cloud would
go around the board of the grid with the grid,
and there was a bunch of ships, and the cloud
had a magnet, and then.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
You would suck the ships up and the ships.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Would go around the board and you'd go from port
to port.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You'd have to get you you'd have to get oil
and lumber and grain.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
And did people cark it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But the ships would get sucked up about the cloud
of the Bimina triangle and you say you'd get there.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
It was like a Ouiji boy without the ugity boody stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, and you go around the grid.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Having said that, Bermuda Triangle does have a touch of
the ugly boogadee, of course, not while you're getting lumber
and sugar.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I used to be able to check it with my sister.
I knew that if I took one of the magnets.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Out, I'm waiting to get a call from her.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I will take some more. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two
on goth Jonsey.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Amanda, you're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Gold It's Jonesy and Amanda's jam Nation driving you home.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Anastasia, Well, I did mention that I went away for
the weekend with my sons, and you know me, Brendan,
I'm not into home and maintenance in any way. If
I can outsource something, I will. Can someone come and
brush my teeth? I will outsource it if I can.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's not homemadenance, that's just personal.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Hijiench Well, what that's where do we draw the line?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I always looked at you as not a slovenly woman.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I'm not, but I'm not a home maintenance person. But
I saw some wood that had some mold on it,
and I phoned you and I said, why should I
be using You said, try exit mold.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Exit mold is great.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
So I sprayed it everywhere, not realizing that it dripped
down onto the other bits of wood and stained the
other bits of wood. And look at my pants.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Amanda's just for the record, is holding up her pants. Okay, yeah,
because there's bleach in exit mold. That's its activity.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Relatively new pants. It makes me look like I'm a
home maintenance person. But there's there's bleach spots all over
them those pants.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Are you going to use those pants again? Because what
would you?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
You're not going to fit into them for your rag
bag from a rag bag? Excuse me, I've got I
got a lot of No, you're not using my pants
for your rag bag. But see the bit at the back,
the bum you must have sat on the railing as well.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh, it's like a hypercolor T shirt.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
It is a little bit, and it's.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Not in the most unfortunate place.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Well to have that strip, it's not good, is it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
No, it's not bad though.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Well, my son Liam said to me, oh, it's on
the back of your pants too, And I said, oh,
I said, look, use my phone. Can you take a
quick picture just of the back so I can see
where the stain is.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
And so so you're staying there and I kind of
half bent.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Over, and you get your son and he's going anyway,
he took a photo of your bum, of my bum,
and I'm not looking at him, I'm just looking out
as he takes photo. And at the exact same moment,
his brother took a photo of Kim taking a photo
of my bum that looked like he was doing. We
were all horrified, we were all hot and lim to
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delete it, delete it, and it was horrendous.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So if you've got those pictures, I don't like to
see those pictures.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
It's terrible.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Because Liam, remember Jack was where his hair was thinning,
and then he said, take a picture this.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Jack with a big head of a future curly, take.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
A picture of the back of my head. And I
can see what was happening here.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
While Liam's pretending to take a picture, he's just googled
a middle aged balding man with a big Devin patch.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Put the filter on. I think it's fine.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
No, they're not going to be a rag bag.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Give me a look at the picture.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
At least i'll show you the picture later on. Here
we go, all right, do you want to see it now?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Exactly, exactly. No, one's happy. It looks like he's taking
a perfect picture of my mind.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
No, it's not like Liz Hurley, you know Liz Hurley
got her son to take pictures of her in a bikin.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Come on, dreadful.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm not coming on anything that's terrible. Coming up Instagram
is next hour your chance to win two thousand dollars,
which is always nice on gold Yeah, it's in a
request for them to do it again.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Should lay off the moonshine, man, it's so weak.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
It's monyay and the golden hands have been unsheathed already
trending online for those that came in late GM y Rye,
who usually does all the stuff in the studio, the
stuff that I don't do anymore.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Nice and for life. This is not a forum for that,
that's right, but you he has been. He's our studio,
producing presses, the buttons, he does all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, and because quite frankly, it's pretty easy these days.
When I first started in this business, there's a lot
to do.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Yeah, we had records you'd put on the turntable and
you had to make the sure the record was on
the wrong on the right speed, right wrong. I remember
one guy, a boss ringing out goes. You do realize
I was playing what's that band called Frankie Valley in
the Four Seasons Big girls don't cras.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
You played it on higher speed, could their voices be
any higher?
Speaker 6 (33:33):
He said, you realize that's on the wrong speed. And
the running joke was you do your other announcers while
they're out of the room. You'd set their record players
on the wrong speed and then they get in trouble
on the sack or something.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
These days, you like in those days where the technology
was that hard, you didn't have to talk that much
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
These days, yeah, just putting all your stuff together, time temp,
make sure that everything works.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
You know, now it is more complicated. And Ryan has
been away for the week, so and then Brian, Ryan
with a bee, was filling in.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But Brian works, He works like a slave. So I
said to him, Mat, just have Monday off. You've worked,
you're supporting this network.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
And so now today it's just you. I don't know
where the Golden Hands has come from.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
The Golden Hands have been unveiled and the kids are
in all. I was just outside just saying, you just
want to see the whole Golden heads Ryan?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
What they say?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
They said, they are my name Prince Andrew's wreckted for
every guy, hasn't he does? Coming up Instagram makes us
return exciting news about Iron Maiden as.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Well for the pub Test. Actually it doesn't really involve
Iron Maiden for the pub Test. It's another subset. But
I know that you're a big Maiden fan.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh and I do love it when you say subsets ghastly.
He sounds a lot like Iron Maiden.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
They walk similar parts.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Jams Gold, it's Jonesy demand of driving you home with
jam Nation. I made the mistake of mentioning I was
going to David Jones to have a look at some
suits my daughter's wedding, which is coming up.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
It's too weeks or one.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was not two weeks yay, today is it's the
twenty first. Actually it's two weeks. So you know the
story about the I was gonna wear this suit. I
had this great blue suit that I bought this time
last year for an ill faded TV screen test. I
literally wore it for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
But everyone loved it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
You see everyone in the room. I think they were
like in the suit more than me. I think the
suit got the gig.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
But it was well cut, a nice blue color, and
the people said that blue really suits you, really makes
you pop. So when I proposed wearing the ill faded
TV suit.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
They all went, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
The people in my life, the women largely said yeah, yeah,
cool cook, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Why changing so on the weekend?
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Now that we're two weeks out, suddenly the blue suit's
on the nose?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Why because it's blue?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Is it not serious enough?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Maybe non serious?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
When Barack Obama or a tan suit from the Oval
office and Emerts are lost in some collective mind.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
And then Trump said, hang on a minute, hold my beer.
I've got some traversal stuff. Yes, So, and I did
a bit of a pretty woman thing yesterday. I got
and I've got a bunch of suits. So I'm bringing
down suits, you know, And it's a good chance to
go through the various suits I've got. So as it
turns out.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, I need a black suit, okay to match all
the groomsmen. So it doesn't look like it's all about me. Right,
it's your daughter's wed.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Are you going to wear the white Liberaci coat?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
So I went to So I made a mistake of
saying I'm gonna go to Dave Jud's. I have look
at some suits, and Helen said, oh, can you take
back the Tommy Hill figure bag that I bought for
Dominic for Christmas.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
You know, I still don't understand why she bought him
a Tommy Hill figure bag. You know, Dominic, he's twenty three.
He's the least Tommy Hill figure person in the world.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Did he need a bag of something?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Hind It's a tope b It's like a tote slash satchel,
but not in a cool Indiana Jones way.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Because it very fashionable, the satchel for young men.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
He doesn't, but he's not a brand guy.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
He's the sort of guy that goes Kmart Buyso's slip
on shoes.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
And then Helen said, well, he's never gonna get a woman.
I said, well he's not going to get a woman.
Not there, He's got more chance of getting a woman
and came out than walking around with a Tommy Hill
figure bag. Do you think the problem with the Tommy
Hill figure bag?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
He got it a Christmas time and he's only just
taking it out of the plastic wrapping now.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
So he loved it.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
And the poss problem was that Tommy hadn't put the
zip on properly.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Sow me. It was missing a few teeth.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Tommy going to join South for fourteen.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
So, and you know when people say it's like when
you say I'm going to Bunnings, Oh, while are you there?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Can you like someone said, I'm going to the coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh, that's the worst. So as I walk out the door, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Have you got the receipt? No, I don't have a receipt,
so that I've had to talk to the use the
Jonesy charm, my Jedi mind trick.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
How did that?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I got the cash? Got it all back? That goes
back to Tommy.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Presumably, sorry, I've let you down. Everyone says Tommy at
I pocket the cash, and you're getting a new suit.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
We're going to get a new actually, and now I'm
getting a new sit. I'm going to go on along
on Friday. You want to come with no? Thank you? Good?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Please imagine if I took you clothes shopping with me.
I think it'd be good if you sat there with
your arms crossed. Nah.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Nah, there's something creepy about that.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Very men, those dudes that do that that, they're dudes
that do that.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Because everyone says it pretty woman, it's it's pretty hot,
but it's not.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
It's not. I think it's fullick. I think any man
that interested in his partner's appears you want them to
be interested and flattered and say flattering things, but too interested.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Weird somewhere between does my bum look big in this?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
And you say no, of course not there.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
It is you love Iron Maiden? Do I exciting news
things right? They're coming back to Australia in twenty this
year in November, but they've put out a bit of
a caveat for potential Maiden fans and I think we
put it to the pub test.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
demand or on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Gold It's jones and as jam Nation driving you home.
When there's big issues.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
To unpack, say the word issue. We head straight down
to the Jonesy Demand of arms four.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
The pub test Top Test does not past the pup
Test Hub Test. Pup tests past the pub Test test,
The pub Test doesn't pass the swift test. Stop it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's not helpful.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Do you breaking news voice?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Do do Do?
Speaker 7 (39:19):
Do? Do?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Do?
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Iron Maiden bring their hugely acclaimed fiftieth anniversary Run for
Your Lives World Tour to Australia, November twenty twenty six,
featuring Mega Death as very special guests.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Is that the breaking news?
Speaker 6 (39:32):
That's why that is breaking news. If you're a fan
of Maiden, which I know.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
You are, sure you are?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Come on, you are?
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Are you like Runder the Hills day you?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
This is you?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
And you like the number of the Beast.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Final it was sixty seven Neighbor of the Beast, pretty
corner to the Beast, but away that.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Bruce Dickinson from Iron Man, the man they call the
Human Air Raid Siren, has waited in about mobile phones,
having them a concept and more and more.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
When you go to concert you see.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
People with mobile phones, you think they're not really engaged
in what's going on on the show.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Do you feel that?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Yeah? I guess so. Yeah, but they allowed to If
you want it, you can.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Bruce had this to say.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
In so many ways, I wish the camera on those
things had never been invented. It's like some terrible disease
that people feel the need to look at the world
through this stupid little device. It's like a failing of humanity. Basically,
you're surrendering your senses completely to this little fascist in
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your hand. Put it down, put it in your pocket
and look around you. Look at the people, look at
the joy, look at the band, feel the emotion, feel
the music. What a phone does?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
It cuts all of that A little ashist in your hands.
Is that what he calls it?
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Now it's in your pocket, he has said. Or their
band is asking fans to leave the mobile phones at home.
It's not like you're taking a big iPad and taking
photo the pictures of the band. It's not what I
would do. I don't film concerts, and but I looked
a whole lot of my friends posts on the weekend
who'd been to Bad Bunny and been to the Marti Glaro.
(41:24):
I love being able to see it through their eys.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
It's a hard thing because when Guns n' Roses came
to Australia back in twenty fifteen, I was run up
the front and I was with my brother and were.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Standing there and my brother said, wow, that's a really good.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Rendition of Riffraff by ac DC, and I went yeah,
because that's Angus Young with guns and Roses.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
He wasn't wearing school uniform, he was in mufty, but
he was playing riff raff.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
So at that moment. I had my phone filming it
and I've got that in the hole.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Have you ever watched it back?
Speaker 6 (41:54):
I do watch it back, and I actually posted it
on my socials. But you know, I'm not one of
those guys that would go to a concert and Fiel film.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's like, if you're film fireworks, he's going to wash that.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
I know, but there's a lot of people who don't
feel they've been somewhere unless they film. And we're all going,
all that's stupid, but a lot of people get a
lot of pleasure from doing that.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Well, what do you think phones at concerts? Banning them
all together? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Banning phones at concerts because you need it.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
If you've got your ticket on the phone, you're going
to need to get in there.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Well, what they're saying is take your phone, but leave
it in your pocket. Put rather fascists.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
We'd love to hear from you. Jam Nation Gold, It's
Jonesy Demander's jam Nation Driving.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
You have that's money, extra cash learning Jonesy and Amanda's
It's here for you ten question, sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
You can pass If you don't know an answer, We'll
come back to that question of time. For me, it's
you get all the questions right one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nuts.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Statistically, Dave of Geelong, more people have won on a
Monday than any other day statistically.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Day that's all made. Well, let's if it's you Jones.
He made all that ful.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Joe Reagan on this, I'm just making stuff up, but
it sounds good.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Let's see we can get you over the line.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Dave.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
We've got, as we said, ten questions sixty seconds. Do
say pass if you're not sure we might have time. Okay, okay, Dave,
good luck because here we go. Question one two times
two is poor? Question two kavoodle pugs and boxes a
type of what animal?
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Three?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Question three jade is a shade of which color?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Agreed?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Question four? Which biscuit company makes chicken crimpy shapes? Question five?
What is tattooed on Popeye's arm?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Spinach?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
He hate spinach, but it was an anchor tattooed on
his ear.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Of course, finish because it's Missminach.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Dave, thank him, Hey worry, Thank you, Dave.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Dave, saying pleasant about that.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Well, that's how it goes. We will play again tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
That's it Instagram and if you'd like to join us,
you can do it by going email wise Jonesy Andamanda
dot com dot au or calling us tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
On thirteen fifty five, twenty two on God jam Nation Gold,
it's Jonesy Demanda driving you home for a jam Nation
And now it's Monday? Is it too soon to go
down to the Jonesy Domana arms for the pub test?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
We can have a non alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Let's try that.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
The pub test.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Top test does not past the pub test, hub testum
tists up testub test doesn't pass, the slip test, stop it.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
It's not yourful banning phones and concerts? Does it pass
the pub test. Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden has said this.
Speaker 8 (44:40):
In so many ways, I wish the camera on those
things had never been invented. It's like some terrible disease. Basically,
you're surrendering your sensors completely to this little fascist in
your hand.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
That's not what I call it.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Well, how do you feel when you watch other people
film the concerts? Is it block your view?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah? I find I do it discreetly.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
There's a lot of times, like you know, I went
and saw Colchis or when they were doing their big
fifty tour and you know the bit on Saturday Night
this is Hadad, you know the song with Saturday Night
and there's a bit and you know Saturday Night and
I'm doing the whole thing there and I've your ad.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
If you don't like it, what do your means? Down there?
For twenty minutes and that that got a bit of
a laugh from the crowd. So you know, that was
a cool colaba. I find that.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
But you know, I look at Iron Maiden, they're coming
to town, and you want to be when you're rocking
out to the rhyme of the Ancient Mariner or perhaps
a number of.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
The Beest, you want to be like fully engrossed in
the show. So that's our pub test today. Bruce wants
a band. What do you think banning calls banning phones
rather at the concert? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 5 (45:51):
I don't think they should be banned at all. Because
I bought the particular phone I got so I could
actually film at concert, and I used to shoot it
off to the to the Jovi fan club worldwide for
where we used to go to shows together.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
You have to take bigtures. You've had to, even though
you can go into social media. I see what the
rest of the people have done. You still regret it
when you haven't taken the pictures, even moment you.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Had to take them.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yes, I definitely think we should be in the phone
I want to see because I don't want to see
people's phones in front of my face because they hold
it above their heads so they can see it. But
that's in my way.
Speaker 8 (46:25):
Then I think let everybody did their own thing, just
have a bit.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Of fun, you know, while people are just trying to
take a little bit of magic home with them when
they capture that little video and a might just stick
five minutes.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
I'm going to watch the whole concert.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Through the lens, but it's great to look back on
and going, my.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
God, listen to those vocals.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
I was there.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
What a magic moment.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
That's what people want to do.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Let them, Well, that's why I take my imax.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Canra have a whole you're saying you have ahole of splay.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
By the way, the Iron Maiden people have said us
a beautifully bound Iron maiden books for both of us,
and I've.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Been beautifully bound for years.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
I was thinking, you know, maybe that's six months at yours.
Six months. You're that's well. We will be back again tomorrow.
I'm looking forward to catching up with jim Y.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Right, the golden hands will go into the golden gloves
and be rested.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
For the night.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
And Tin Hat Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Are you ready lost your voice?
Speaker 4 (47:17):
I've got a frog in my throat. Tin Hat Tuesday's
back conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Can we put the Jim Carey thing to bed?
Speaker 4 (47:24):
No, we will discuss all of that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Big fish to fry tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
If you'd like to join us on our socials, Jonesy,
Demanda and Jonesydemanda dot com dot AU, Good day to.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
You, Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Catch up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Download the
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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Amanda.
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You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Jones and Amanda Show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
It hurts, but someone's got to do ad Amanda, Madamanda
Jones and the virile Jonesy.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in
school and learned school.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Would never forget shot up? Where hell is Amanda? How
are you to do well?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
How are you going?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Happy?
Speaker 6 (00:39):
Manyay? I'm going okay? But today look at these your hands?
I had to break out the golden hands. What do
you do to look at the hands?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Don't go near the hend What are your hands normally doing?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Because Jim I Rai has been doing his play in Adelaide.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
He's been away for all curly It was a success.
The shows were on Friday, Saturday, Day, Sunday, but he
was away for a week. Yes, we had Ryan with
a Bee Brian.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Brian works no less than fifty hours a day and
the poor guy said on Friday, can I just have
a breather? I just need to I need to just
go on of course, mate, take as much time off
as you want.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Ryan's not here because for some reason, him doing a
play in Adelaide doesn't mean that he can come back
on the radio today.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hence the hands.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well, what are you going to be doing with those hands?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, the trap door has to come out.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Well, explain what you mean. People who don't know what
the panel.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Is gather and gathering kids.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
When I was a young DJ many years ago, I
used to press all the buttons and do that, and
I was one of.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
The best in the land.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
And people used to talk about the legend of the
Golden hands. Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
My move is the trap door.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
It was a German Man called hands.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I'd heard the story what you do on your weekend retreats.
But the trap door, it's so some say so quick
they can't even see.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
So this is your hands just pulling down faders. When
the girl talks, suddenly the faders down.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, are you're going to be like that? Oh you
didn't even see me do that. I could tell that
just happened.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
So anyway, so if there's any major glitches, it's because
Brendan Jones is the wheel.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I've been putting moisturizer on the hands. Not creepy Prince
Andrew moisturized. It's just normal every day oil of you land.
It's a taxpayer Paine.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Crush a leaf in these hands beautifully. I'm doing it now.
You come in here, so the golden hand's already okay.
Don't you worry about that. Don't worry your pretty little head.
I hope that's gold coming up. We've got to m
Lesbie coming up to talk about Europe.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Don't say who's going to be the singer, because that's
one of the questions for the Fast five.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Indeed, and if you would like to play the Fast five,
here's another option. Jonesydamanda dot com dot au.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And before and before I get switched off because the
girl's talk and give us a call.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Please go Ja Nation, Jam Nation gold It's Jonesy Demander's
jam Nation driving you home.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Look that whole time that song was playing, all I heard.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Was sorry, John bon Jovi plays of.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Chlorine the whole time that was playing to you, It's
just a song. Well, I wish I could have heard it,
because you talked about your golden hands the whole time.
You asked gener our social media guru, am my Golden
Hands trending. Get them off your golden land for a start.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
When do you want to feel the hand?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
If you've just joined us. What's happened?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Jim y Raie was away last week because we're very
amicable employers and have led him chase his dream of
being a director and a play right and.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
All that, and we're big supporters of the work that
he does. So he's gone to the Adelaide Fringe Festival.
The show was on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, so he had
the whole week off because I think he had to
inflate the castle that the show was set in.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
And then Brian, that's Ryan day.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Brian works fifty hours a day, man runs his whole network.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Because they got rid of everyone.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
He's the last person get Golden Hands. His hands a
burnt piece.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He said, I'm really going to take some time off.
I said, bro, you take as much time as you need.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Little did I know that Ryan can't organize getting a
flight from Adelaide to Sydney, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
So the Golden Hands have come back.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
So this is Brendan Jones at the wheel and you know,
have you ever been on a flight in here? Oh
is your captain speaking? That's how this feels out.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I've won awards for this stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I have Stop.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Street of Lake Jonesy and amandas.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Five the fast five is here? Five questions? Can you
go all the way and answer a five questions correctly?
If you do that, Amanda will say.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'll say, the person who who answers question five correctly
gets a two hundred and fifty dollars visa gift card.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I think Stephen of King's Park.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
What Amanda fails to appreciate because she's the talent on
the show, so she sits in the talent seat.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
All the bimbo seaters.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I like when I first started in this business, sits
six Ka and Karatha. You had to pull out records
and CDs and all that sort of stuff and you
had to put it all together. A mana doesn't appreciate that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
As Steven, are you being attacked by chick?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I am doing the school.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Oh, it sounds like they're all are with you. How
many are they?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well, I've got three doors Atuly that's the schools Bubbly
that students.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Oh, I see it sounds like you're surrounded by chickens.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Have you got all six hundred students in your car
just about?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Well, let's see if you can be a heapswicker brainiac
in front of the kids, Steve, and here we go.
What's the Roman numeral for ten? That's question number one?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
A Roman nu ten?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Is that the No?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'm sorry, Stephen, I think that's five. I think am
I right in saying that?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I wonder what school those kids are going to?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Well, it's not a Roman one. I wonder how is
Roman hands are going?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Keep them more?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
I don't keep the golden hands, Elizabeth, Greg Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Hello, hello Elizabeth. What's the Roman numeral for ten? It
is x is V five?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yes, okay. Brings you to question two.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
You know, Lucky the Golden hands are here in the
movie Finding Nemo. What kind of animal is Bruce? Elizabeth
A sharp yes.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
This brings you to question three, which is monster mash
presslo Bratton chointy.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't need you to tell me.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
We've munched two songs together, Elizabeth, What are they have?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
A listener?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Get down, baby goudam moping all long down strictly guess
you don't play around, don't cover much round game by
the bowne is a forte e's every day to play away?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Whoa, that's a straight as we get? What do you think.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm gonna have to?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Sorry, Elizabeth? Well that's question three.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Well that's a good thing because the golden hands get
to put on some tainted love and.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Have a rest rest your hands.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Brendan here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand.
Search for us now on the iHeart app Jonesy and Demanders.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Five past five. I know you're underwhelmed by the Golden
hands coming out of the time.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
When can I hold a ticket tape parade very briefly
and then they can go back into retirement again.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't think you appreciate how hard it was in
the olden days.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
But it's not now. You press a button, I could,
I could move from the seat around to your side.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I could do okay, do you want to do that?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
But then you'd have to do all the things I do.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Then we'll sound like the ABC Who's there?
Speaker 7 (07:47):
Where are we?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Good?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
When you do the talking?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
John is in Berwick, j John, Hi, guys are going
very well.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
You've joined us for Monster Mash two songs Mashed together,
even if you can tell us what one of them
is here, they are in down good.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Low baby goat and buping all longdown strict because you
don't play around over a bunch of ground. Game game
by the Bowne is a porte each every day to
play away. I can't get it.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Out of my bow.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
I think about the.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Girl any ideas John ir.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Recton they had to be staying alive and no diggity.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Whoa hey none So staying alive that's happening and then
no diggity Dawn.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I think I prefer the mash up version of both
of you.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Question four? Which English author wrote the children's adventure series
The famous five.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
Enid Biden?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Correct?
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Is this question number five for you? It happens now, John,
it's happening for you. Which singer will represent Australia at
this year's Eurovision.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Thinking it was announced, today's announced.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
It's my very good friend Delta, good Rob.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yes, congratulations to you are sensational.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
We are going to be talking further about that with
Emma Gillespie, our pop culture guru.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Yeah, and John, you've won the jam Pack, which is
great news for you.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Actually, I don't think we are allowed to say it's
a pack.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
No, it used to be a pack in the olden days,
but now it's a electronic fan, which sounds very unseexy.
But at the same time it's good for you. John,
You've won a two hundred and fifty dollar visa card.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
Thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Guys, carry out about your business.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
If you're looking for our signatures in the mail, they
won't be there, John, Let's just be clear.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They will.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I'm missive from Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
It'll be back again tomorrow. Coming up in the meantime.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Well, one of the most famous lines Lions. There's a clue,
one of the most famous lines from a movie that
we've all sung along with. It's finally being translated, and
I bet it's not what you think. We'll talk about
that next.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I'm God, jam God, it's Jonesy demand it's jam Nation.
Driving you home this Monday, the second March.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
You know, I'm going to play you a very very
famous piece of music. And when you hear this, it's
very hard not to get absolute chills. It's from a
very famous movie as well. The film is The Lion King,
and this is the birth of the baby Simba and
the symbolism of being raised into the air. You know
this song, Yeah, mon, it's goosebump material, isn't it. It's
(10:31):
easy to a little bit weepyer to hear it.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
It's a big deal. It's a big deal. Weepy about it.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
No, it is a big deal. Well, there's a podcast
called one fifty four that celebrates language, culture, and heritage
of all the African nations, and just recently a man
called learn More Jannassi was a guest on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's his name.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah. Often in African nations people can have names like
gracious or goodfellow. You know that they have those kinds
of character traits his name, So this was a learn
more Gennassi and he has broken down what this song
actually means. Prepared to be stunned.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, what is her name?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
There's a lion, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
God, joking there's a lion. God, a lion.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's it. That's it, and that's not that's not a joke.
They are the lyrics for that very being. Look, it's
a lion as holds up baby Simba to the sky, because.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You would be saying that you have monkey and you're
holding a baby lion.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It's small.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Take on, hold up more fast and no Scar Scar
is a piece of work.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Well interesting though, because what an interesting translation. I wonder
if learn More Gennassi would be able to translate this.
Earn more get back to us if you can.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
I speak fluent Rain. That's a Robert Palman T shirt
in your travel bag.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Coming up. M Gillespie's going to be joining us.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Our mate, Delta Gudram has been selected for the highest
honor to represent her country.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
She's not playing cricket. She's going to be singing for Eurovision.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That's coming up on God dem Jam Gold. It's Jonesy
Demanda's Jam Nation.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
Driving you home now, the features editor of the Daily OS.
That's a big deal.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Hello you, two big deals. I'm here to talk to
you about another big deal.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Tell us Delta Gudram. Have you heard of her?
Speaker 9 (12:45):
She is going to be performing for Australia at Eurovision
at twenty twenty six officially, finally, there's been a rumor
about Delta being our entry for many years now and
she's a perfect fit.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I mean, no brainer, so exciting. She's a no brainer,
I meaning the idea of her being in it is
a no brainer.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
The idea of her being in it is a no brainer.
The forty one year old pop icon is going to
be performing her brand new single Eclipse on the world's
biggest music stage in Vienna this May, in front of
an audience of more than one hundred and sixty million
viewers worldwide. We've got a little bit of the song
to play for you. It's got everything. It's got a
key change, a piano solo, a bit of ballad, a
(13:26):
bit of build up, a bit of electronica. Here is
what it sounds like.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
The definitely.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Eurovision loves that stuff. But it'll be a it'll be
a shoe in.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Hopefully it'll be a shoe in. I think it is perfect.
She's actually been rumored, as I mentioned, for Eurovision for years.
She was asked about it last year on tour in London.
She's said, if the right moment happens, I'll be there. Well,
she's manifested. It's happening, Delta said in a statement today.
I've always loved the creativity individuality enjoy. Eurovision brings connecting
(14:11):
and uniting people across the globe through music, the universal language.
She describes the song Eclipse as being all about alignment,
when things all come into the right place good.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
So you can be a professional performer performing your own
new single at Eurovision.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Well, the song has to be written for Eurovision essentially
because there are certain rules like, for example, length that
can't exceed I think it's about three minutes, fifteen or
twenty seconds, so the songs have to fit within that
kind of remit.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
They also need to be.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Performed live, so there's a few different logistical things that
go into it. I would say that you know, SBS
and Eurovision have chosen Delta and then she's written this
song specifically for this moment. But interestingly, it's going to
be a pretty controversial competition this year, shaping up to
be one of the most controversial in the song's contest's history.
In fact, because there's this boycott drama. Five countries Iceland, Ireland,
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the Netherlands, Slovenia and Spain have all opted out this
year in protest against Israel's inclusion. So that's the largest
boycott in the contest history since nineteen seventy. It's a
big deal for Spain, especially to not be participating in Eurovision.
It's one of the Big five countries, which means that
it makes the biggest financial contributions to the contest to
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the broadcaster. So that's a significant blow to organizers in
terms of cash flow.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
So have their governments made these decisions.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
So that Eurovision bodies within each country have grouped together
with artists and lawmakers and governments to say that they
don't want to participate. I mean it should be said
that Eurovision always distances itself from politics. It always says
it's not about politics, it's about music. There's always a
bit of controversy around Eurovision.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But with Iceland not being there, who's going to bring
the kook?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Was going to bring a heavy metal coup?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
We need some cook.
Speaker 9 (16:00):
There is always cook at your official soci contest. Don't
you worry about this?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well, good on you.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Emma Gillespie now features editor at The Daily Eyes. I
had there's some sort of.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Chunk of change out of that.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
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Speaker 4 (16:23):
Amanda and Amanda are two great.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Needs such I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them.
But how much.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Let's real, mind your own business and shut your pie holes.
I wish you were with you, Joe.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Good afternoon to you. It's Monday.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You know, it took me a long time to have children.
I was on IVF for a number of years. And
the kind of parent that I imagined i'd be and the
kind of parent that I am at two different things.
I thought I'd love going to the park. I hated
pushing the kids on swings. That's how that ended up.
I thought I'd love reading them stories. I refuse to
read Doctor Zeus because I hated it so much. Yeah,
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and I'm not good at board games. Their life of
board games has been very barred.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Watching them when they're little. Remember we were walking through
the city and young Jack just wandered off into the
backstreets and got lost amongst a Chinese street game.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Never seen him since.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
So I you know, maybe parents, maybe parenting wasn't for you,
But we did.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
I have redeemed myself. My sons and I played some
board games on the weekend now that they're adults. Right,
I'll tell you more next year. It'll be fascinating for you.
Do you know how when all your personality traits come
to the fore. Yes, it was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I look forward to hearing about this.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
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Speaker 2 (17:39):
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jam Nation.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
When I grew up, our neighbors were big board game players,
and I still love going over and playing board What.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Was the board game of the time.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
My favorite one was Cludo Loved Loved, loved Cludo.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Professor Plum in the conservatory with.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
The candlestick or the wrench, the wench.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Or miss Scarlett. She was kind of sexy, wasn't she.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
She was caught in the laundry the wench.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm pretty sure one of my friend's dads had a
sexy version of Cludale Cludo, like a Playboy version or
something like that. Pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Well, I'm actually have imagined all of that got a
good workout, don't mention mouse trap. Well, so, when my
my kids were younger, I bought a game of Cludo,
and of course I couldn't remember how any of the
rules worked. I had no patience in actually reading how.
Speaker 6 (18:29):
The who the person the perpetrator?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
But I understand the object I could. I couldn't remember
how the machinations of it went. That you roll a
dice and where you ended up. So we just used
to play guess what's in the envelope.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Anyone could do that.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
I know. Well that's what I mean. I'm lazy, lazy
when it comes to board games. I was terrible, but
on the weekend. It was my birthday last week, and
I've got this is.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why Jack didn't complete the death Star.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Don't start, That's why, don't start.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
So it was my birthday and the boy said, what
do you want for your birthday? And my sons are
now twenty two and twenty four. Liam's twenty five. This
year's extraordinary.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
He's heading for cheap insurance.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
But I said, well, why don't you come away with
me for the weekend. We've got a place down the coast,
I said.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
The Fortress of Solitude.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
And well, it's a big deal for them. They both
work Saturday mornings for them to get time to come,
and it was a big deal. It was great, so
we thought we Liam loves a board game now as
an adult. I don't know where he's learnt the rules,
but he said, let's play Monopoly. There was some beer involved, yeah,
but all our personality traits came to the fore. So
Liam is very focused and sort of raises smart. So
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the second I'd roll the dice before I could count
out nine one too, h' say you only forty five bucks?
He could see exactly where I was going to land to.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Get the car. What piece did you have?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
The little dog?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Of course you did.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Jack had the flamboyant top hat and Liam had the
money bags, so money bags in this version there was
money bags.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I let the car. I always go for the car.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
So anyway, Liam bought up everything very early on, and
Jack was.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Just fuel mean.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
And so when Liam had all this money, Jack would say.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh, don't catch it's rude.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Don't catch your money. Don't look, don't don't even look.
We'll stop it. And at one point he said, could
you at least be a charming villain. You're just being mean.
Don't look at your phone. Don't it's so casual, look
at your phone. Jack was getting so wound up. And
then at one point Jack started to win a little bit,
and so he's saying to me, fifty eight bucks, you fifty.
So he suddenly becomes exactly the villain. So I was saying,
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I'll settle down, everyone, settle down, Come on, let's all
just settle down. And then I rolled the dice. The
very first roll I ended up in jail. Second roll
two hundred dollars tax. Third role, I pretty much landed
on Liam's hotel and had to pay nine hundred dollars.
It brought me. I was wanting to flip the table.
So in the end, in my huge anger, I went
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to bed, and as I left the room, I heard
Jack just knock a beer over all the money. So
I thought, that's our family in a nutshell. All personality
types came to the fore. When you play a board game.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
It never counts your money when you're sitting at the table.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
The worst of Kenny Rogers. That's what I said.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Too, which I never understood, because the gambler is just
giving information, normal information.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
There's no real insight there is there. It's kind of
well do, Yeah, you got to know when to hold them,
knowing to follow them.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Come on, say well do to Kenny Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Maybe will you know it's funny you say that.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
And I think I've got a story that involves a
broken tooth that my brother and I were involved in
over it.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
What games that welcome? It was a hungry here.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
It's a sibling rivalry. But I have a feeling that
the tribal drum will beat.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I will talk further about this next on Gold jam
Nation Gold. It's Joncy. The amount of driving you home
for jam Nation. You talk about playing Monopoly and what
I've learned about monopoly. It's good for the first twenty minutes?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Did we loved the first? Is this fun? I love this?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I love who's going to be the banker? Who's got
which piece do you want?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
You're quite right after twenty minutes when someone starts a
massing a whole lot of property to the point in
the end where they all had hotels and things, I said, well,
this isn't real life. I can bankrupt both of you
literally in the real world. In a second, I got mean.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It is real life. Monopoly is pretty much what real
life is. In fact, Monopoly was invented as an example
of how.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Of capitalism is supposed to be an anti capitalist, how.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It shouldn't work. Yeah, but I always find it starts
off n ice. On which piece do you want to
I want to be the car you be the little dog.
I'll be the shoe. I don't want to be the shoe.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Before anyone buys too much, it is a good algorithm.
Before anyone buys too much, everyone's happy. Then when someone
starts amassing a lot that everyone gets mean.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I know that's why people are cranky at poor Rupert.
You know it's people be cranky.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I was wondering he does own a lot of stuff.
But I'm very happy that he wasn't my first, that
Rupert Murdock wasn't my first Rupert. When I thought about
who Rupert is to be congratulated that.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
The playing board games with a brother and I look
at your boys, Jack and Liam. They're similar in age,
and I've known them since before they were born. And
I remember saying to them one time, and they're about eight,
I said, I know what you boys are doing.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And I used to do it to my.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Brother as each other.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Just stop it.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Like the other day I was catching up with I
was meeting Liam at his place to come with you,
and I rang Liam's phone and answers by Jack, Hello,
this is Liam.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm a homosexual, I said, is he?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
You know what that they we're a family that jokes,
even when even I bought some skinny cow ice cream YEP,
and Jack looked at it and said, wow, that'll be
your nickname if you was skinny. And I laugh because
I like it's great wordplay, as hurtful as it is.
He doesn't mean it. Obviously would be even double just
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in Hale.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Doesn't fall far from tree. But my brother and I
were playing board. We were playing the game Trivial Pursuit.
We're going onto a full blown punch up over trivial.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Pursuit and it wasn't. We didn't even get that far.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
It was what you call the pieces that go into
the circle of And I said, I can't remember if
I said cheese or pie, and he said, no, it's
called pie.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I said it's so one of you said cheese, one
said pie.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
And that was in fisty cuffs. Yeah, it was like
it was like the octagon. You might as well have
just had a full on.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Really you too, I get the impression more like labradors
just constantly rolling punching each other.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And my dad's fiftieth birthday, the caterer had to break
us up.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
And how old were you?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was like a father, what were you fighting, said,
there's two men fighting on the grass, And Dad said
on the grass, And I don't ever know what that
was about. Wow, that's why we have to live in
separate parts of Tea. Of course.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well, the tribal JOm is going to beat for this
board games with the family until it all goes terribly wrong.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
The game the whole family can play, not thirteen fifty five,
twenty two is our number. We'd love to hear from
your Gold, Jam Gold.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
It's Jonesy Demanda's jam Nation driving you home that the
trouble drum is beating for.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Board games with the family.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
There would have been never any trouble on Hungry Hungry
Hippo ads.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
The ads make it all look fun and mum and
dad and the kids and cheering. That's not how it goes.
It brings out your base instincts and usually ends badly.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Now you know, I just kills me.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I just something about my brain just locks up with
you know when people say let's play, I just came nah.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
It just well, that's how I am with Monopoly.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I remember, I play Monopoly all day.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Monopoly I like because I'm kind of good at Monopoly,
especially if I get the.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Ball, you are a slum landlord. So like in game, in.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Life, Sandra has joined us.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Why Sandra, how does it go in your family?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Hello? Those to meet you both?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Virtually?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't if, I don't know if you remember the
Australian version of Monopoly, which was called Squat.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yes, I had a picture of sheep station on the front.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, And that's where the phrase you're playing, we're not
playing for sheep stations, you know, comes from yes. And
yet when you set up the game, I can't remember.
There was like each person had like six sheep stations,
and you had tiny little plastic sheet tests that you
had to put on your sheep station, and there was
like maybe ten of them that represented a number of
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sheep on your property. And I used to beg my sister.
I was about eleven, she was about thirteen or fourteen.
Used to beg her to play all the time, and
she'd go here, and I fell for it every time.
I'd set up every damned sheep on the thing, and
then she go I don't want to play anymore. And
we got into so many fights and cat fights and
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tearing at each other's hair and everything over that she
drove me bad.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
And you never learned, Sandra that when she said, yeah,
she never because.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
You would feel that it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
No, that's right, and I lost all I trusted, Oh
I did.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
And it takes ages to set up those games.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Your squad up.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
It's a different game in New Zealand. Well, we've upset
New Zealand and pooh Jockers as well. I'm happy to
upset the pood Joggers, but not keyways. Because you're married
to what I am, you can do those jakes. Thank you, Sandra.
Danny has joined us.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Hello Danny, Good after guys, how are you? What did
you used to play? So my mother in law hate
Monopoly with a passion.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
She would play the game and then get to the
point and go and literally up end the board.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Now up in the boards and go, I'm not winning.
This not fair.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I'm a banker. Yeah you might be a bank in
real life, mate, but you're not a banker now.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Anyways, So she'd get up, she says.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
So I'm not winning, and who cares?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
She'd cross her arms, stand up, and I've got a bed.
We wouldn't see if for two days because she sulp.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Well, I behaved a little similarly over the weekend. Is
this person you know, does sound a bit like my
behavior on the weekend?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, this is one of your sons pretending to be daddy.
This sounds like you had a game called the Bimuda
Triangle game? You remember that?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
How did that go?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
So?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
You had this cloud and I just I loved it
so much. I had this cloud and the cloud would
go around the board of the grid with the grid,
and there was a bunch of ships, and the cloud
had a magnet, and then.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
You would suck the ships up and the ships.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Would go around the board and you'd go from port
to port.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
You'd have to get you you'd have to get oil
and lumber and grain.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
And did people cark it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But the ships would get sucked up about the cloud
of the Bimina triangle and you say you'd get there.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
It was like a Ouiji boy without the ugity boody stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, and you go around the grid.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Having said that, Bermuda Triangle does have a touch of
the ugly boogadee, of course, not while you're getting lumber
and sugar.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I used to be able to check it with my sister.
I knew that if I took one of the magnets.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Out, I'm waiting to get a call from her.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I will take some more. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two
on goth Jonsey.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Amanda, you're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Gold It's Jonesy and Amanda's jam Nation driving you home.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Anastasia, Well, I did mention that I went away for
the weekend with my sons, and you know me, Brendan,
I'm not into home and maintenance in any way. If
I can outsource something, I will. Can someone come and
brush my teeth? I will outsource it if I can.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's not homemadenance, that's just personal.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Hijiench Well, what that's where do we draw the line?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
And I always looked at you as not a slovenly woman.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I'm not, but I'm not a home maintenance person. But
I saw some wood that had some mold on it,
and I phoned you and I said, why should I
be using You said, try exit mold.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Exit mold is great.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
So I sprayed it everywhere, not realizing that it dripped
down onto the other bits of wood and stained the
other bits of wood. And look at my pants.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Amanda's just for the record, is holding up her pants. Okay, yeah,
because there's bleach in exit mold. That's its activity.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Relatively new pants. It makes me look like I'm a
home maintenance person. But there's there's bleach spots all over
them those pants.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Are you going to use those pants again? Because what
would you?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
You're not going to fit into them for your rag
bag from a rag bag? Excuse me, I've got I
got a lot of No, you're not using my pants
for your rag bag. But see the bit at the back,
the bum you must have sat on the railing as well.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Oh, it's like a hypercolor T shirt.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
It is a little bit, and it's.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Not in the most unfortunate place.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Well to have that strip, it's not good, is it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
No, it's not bad though.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Well, my son Liam said to me, oh, it's on
the back of your pants too, And I said, oh,
I said, look, use my phone. Can you take a
quick picture just of the back so I can see
where the stain is.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
And so so you're staying there and I kind of
half bent.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Over, and you get your son and he's going anyway,
he took a photo of your bum, of my bum,
and I'm not looking at him, I'm just looking out
as he takes photo. And at the exact same moment,
his brother took a photo of Kim taking a photo
of my bum that looked like he was doing. We
were all horrified, we were all hot and lim to
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delete it, delete it, and it was horrendous.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
So if you've got those pictures, I don't like to
see those pictures.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
It's terrible.
Speaker 6 (31:31):
Because Liam, remember Jack was where his hair was thinning,
and then he said, take a picture this.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Jack with a big head of a future curly, take.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
A picture of the back of my head. And I
can see what was happening here.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
While Liam's pretending to take a picture, he's just googled
a middle aged balding man with a big Devin patch.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Put the filter on. I think it's fine.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
No, they're not going to be a rag bag.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Give me a look at the picture.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
At least i'll show you the picture later on. Here
we go, all right, do you want to see it now?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Exactly, exactly. No, one's happy. It looks like he's taking
a perfect picture of my mind.
Speaker 6 (32:11):
No, it's not like Liz Hurley, you know Liz Hurley
got her son to take pictures of her in a bikin.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Come on, dreadful.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm not coming on anything that's terrible. Coming up Instagram
is next hour your chance to win two thousand dollars,
which is always nice on gold Yeah, it's in a
request for them to do it again.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Should lay off the moonshine, man, it's so weak.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
It's monyay and the golden hands have been unsheathed already
trending online for those that came in late GM y Rye,
who usually does all the stuff in the studio, the
stuff that I don't do anymore.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Nice and for life. This is not a forum for that,
that's right, but you he has been. He's our studio,
producing presses, the buttons, he does all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah, and because quite frankly, it's pretty easy these days.
When I first started in this business, there's a lot
to do.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Yeah, we had records you'd put on the turntable and
you had to make the sure the record was on
the wrong on the right speed, right wrong. I remember
one guy, a boss ringing out goes. You do realize
I was playing what's that band called Frankie Valley in
the Four Seasons Big girls don't cras.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
You played it on higher speed, could their voices be
any higher?
Speaker 6 (33:33):
He said, you realize that's on the wrong speed. And
the running joke was you do your other announcers while
they're out of the room. You'd set their record players
on the wrong speed and then they get in trouble
on the sack or something.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
These days, you like in those days where the technology
was that hard, you didn't have to talk that much
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
These days, yeah, just putting all your stuff together, time temp,
make sure that everything works.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
You know, now it is more complicated. And Ryan has
been away for the week, so and then Brian, Ryan
with a bee, was filling in.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
But Brian works, He works like a slave. So I
said to him, Mat, just have Monday off. You've worked,
you're supporting this network.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
And so now today it's just you. I don't know
where the Golden Hands has come from.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
The Golden Hands have been unveiled and the kids are
in all. I was just outside just saying, you just
want to see the whole Golden heads Ryan?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
What they say?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
They said, they are my name Prince Andrew's wreckted for
every guy, hasn't he does? Coming up Instagram makes us
return exciting news about Iron Maiden as.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Well for the pub Test. Actually it doesn't really involve
Iron Maiden for the pub Test. It's another subset. But
I know that you're a big Maiden fan.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh and I do love it when you say subsets ghastly.
He sounds a lot like Iron Maiden.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
They walk similar parts.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Jams Gold, it's Jonesy demand of driving you home with
jam Nation. I made the mistake of mentioning I was
going to David Jones to have a look at some
suits my daughter's wedding, which is coming up.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
It's too weeks or one.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It was not two weeks yay, today is it's the
twenty first. Actually it's two weeks. So you know the
story about the I was gonna wear this suit. I
had this great blue suit that I bought this time
last year for an ill faded TV screen test. I
literally wore it for twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
But everyone loved it.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
You see everyone in the room. I think they were
like in the suit more than me. I think the
suit got the gig.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
But it was well cut, a nice blue color, and
the people said that blue really suits you, really makes
you pop. So when I proposed wearing the ill faded
TV suit.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
They all went, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
The people in my life, the women largely said yeah, yeah,
cool cook, Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Why changing so on the weekend?
Speaker 6 (35:41):
Now that we're two weeks out, suddenly the blue suit's
on the nose?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Why because it's blue?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Is it not serious enough?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Maybe non serious?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
When Barack Obama or a tan suit from the Oval
office and Emerts are lost in some collective mind.
Speaker 6 (35:56):
And then Trump said, hang on a minute, hold my beer.
I've got some traversal stuff. Yes, So, and I did
a bit of a pretty woman thing yesterday. I got
and I've got a bunch of suits. So I'm bringing
down suits, you know, And it's a good chance to
go through the various suits I've got. So as it
turns out.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yes, I need a black suit, okay to match all
the groomsmen. So it doesn't look like it's all about me. Right,
it's your daughter's wed.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Are you going to wear the white Liberaci coat?
Speaker 2 (36:25):
So I went to So I made a mistake of
saying I'm gonna go to Dave Jud's. I have look
at some suits, and Helen said, oh, can you take
back the Tommy Hill figure bag that I bought for
Dominic for Christmas.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
You know, I still don't understand why she bought him
a Tommy Hill figure bag. You know, Dominic, he's twenty three.
He's the least Tommy Hill figure person in the world.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Did he need a bag of something?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Hind It's a tope b It's like a tote slash satchel,
but not in a cool Indiana Jones way.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Because it very fashionable, the satchel for young men.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
He doesn't, but he's not a brand guy.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
He's the sort of guy that goes Kmart Buyso's slip
on shoes.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
And then Helen said, well, he's never gonna get a woman.
I said, well he's not going to get a woman.
Not there, He's got more chance of getting a woman
and came out than walking around with a Tommy Hill
figure bag. Do you think the problem with the Tommy
Hill figure bag?
Speaker 6 (37:11):
He got it a Christmas time and he's only just
taking it out of the plastic wrapping now.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
So he loved it.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
And the poss problem was that Tommy hadn't put the
zip on properly.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Sow me. It was missing a few teeth.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
Tommy going to join South for fourteen.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
So, and you know when people say it's like when
you say I'm going to Bunnings, Oh, while are you there?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Can you like someone said, I'm going to the coffee shop.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh, that's the worst. So as I walk out the door, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Have you got the receipt? No, I don't have a receipt,
so that I've had to talk to the use the
Jonesy charm, my Jedi mind trick.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
How did that?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I got the cash? Got it all back? That goes
back to Tommy.
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Presumably, sorry, I've let you down. Everyone says Tommy at
I pocket the cash, and you're getting a new suit.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
We're going to get a new actually, and now I'm
getting a new sit. I'm going to go on along
on Friday. You want to come with no? Thank you? Good?
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Please imagine if I took you clothes shopping with me.
I think it'd be good if you sat there with
your arms crossed. Nah.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Nah, there's something creepy about that.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Very men, those dudes that do that that, they're dudes
that do that.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
Because everyone says it pretty woman, it's it's pretty hot,
but it's not.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
It's not. I think it's fullick. I think any man
that interested in his partner's appears you want them to
be interested and flattered and say flattering things, but too interested.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Weird somewhere between does my bum look big in this?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
And you say no, of course not there.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
It is you love Iron Maiden? Do I exciting news
things right? They're coming back to Australia in twenty this
year in November, but they've put out a bit of
a caveat for potential Maiden fans and I think we
put it to the pub test.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and
demand or on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Gold It's jones and as jam Nation driving you home.
When there's big issues.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
To unpack, say the word issue. We head straight down
to the Jonesy Demand of arms four.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
The pub test Top Test does not past the pup
Test Hub Test. Pup tests past the pub Test test,
The pub Test doesn't pass the swift test. Stop it.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
It's not helpful.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Do you breaking news voice?
Speaker 4 (39:19):
Do do Do?
Speaker 7 (39:19):
Do? Do?
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Do?
Speaker 6 (39:20):
Iron Maiden bring their hugely acclaimed fiftieth anniversary Run for
Your Lives World Tour to Australia, November twenty twenty six,
featuring Mega Death as very special guests.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Is that the breaking news?
Speaker 6 (39:32):
That's why that is breaking news. If you're a fan
of Maiden, which I know.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
You are, sure you are?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Come on, you are?
Speaker 6 (39:38):
Are you like Runder the Hills day you?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
This is you?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
And you like the number of the Beast.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Final it was sixty seven Neighbor of the Beast, pretty
corner to the Beast, but away that.
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Bruce Dickinson from Iron Man, the man they call the
Human Air Raid Siren, has waited in about mobile phones,
having them a concept and more and more.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
When you go to concert you see.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
People with mobile phones, you think they're not really engaged
in what's going on on the show.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Do you feel that?
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Yeah? I guess so. Yeah, but they allowed to If
you want it, you can.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Bruce had this to say.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
In so many ways, I wish the camera on those
things had never been invented. It's like some terrible disease
that people feel the need to look at the world
through this stupid little device. It's like a failing of humanity. Basically,
you're surrendering your senses completely to this little fascist in
(40:44):
your hand. Put it down, put it in your pocket
and look around you. Look at the people, look at
the joy, look at the band, feel the emotion, feel
the music. What a phone does?
Speaker 2 (40:57):
It cuts all of that A little ashist in your hands.
Is that what he calls it?
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Now it's in your pocket, he has said. Or their
band is asking fans to leave the mobile phones at home.
It's not like you're taking a big iPad and taking
photo the pictures of the band. It's not what I
would do. I don't film concerts, and but I looked
a whole lot of my friends posts on the weekend
who'd been to Bad Bunny and been to the Marti Glaro.
(41:24):
I love being able to see it through their eys.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
It's a hard thing because when Guns n' Roses came
to Australia back in twenty fifteen, I was run up
the front and I was with my brother and were.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Standing there and my brother said, wow, that's a really good.
Speaker 6 (41:37):
Rendition of Riffraff by ac DC, and I went yeah,
because that's Angus Young with guns and Roses.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
He wasn't wearing school uniform, he was in mufty, but
he was playing riff raff.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
So at that moment. I had my phone filming it
and I've got that in the hole.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
Have you ever watched it back?
Speaker 6 (41:54):
I do watch it back, and I actually posted it
on my socials. But you know, I'm not one of
those guys that would go to a concert and Fiel film.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
It's like, if you're film fireworks, he's going to wash that.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
I know, but there's a lot of people who don't
feel they've been somewhere unless they film. And we're all going,
all that's stupid, but a lot of people get a
lot of pleasure from doing that.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Well, what do you think phones at concerts? Banning them
all together? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Banning phones at concerts because you need it.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
If you've got your ticket on the phone, you're going
to need to get in there.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Well, what they're saying is take your phone, but leave
it in your pocket. Put rather fascists.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
We'd love to hear from you. Jam Nation Gold, It's
Jonesy Demander's jam Nation Driving.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
You have that's money, extra cash learning Jonesy and Amanda's
It's here for you ten question, sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
You can pass If you don't know an answer, We'll
come back to that question of time. For me, it's
you get all the questions right one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nuts.
Speaker 6 (42:51):
Statistically, Dave of Geelong, more people have won on a
Monday than any other day statistically.
Speaker 4 (42:57):
Day that's all made. Well, let's if it's you Jones.
He made all that ful.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Joe Reagan on this, I'm just making stuff up, but
it sounds good.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Let's see we can get you over the line.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
Dave.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
We've got, as we said, ten questions sixty seconds. Do
say pass if you're not sure we might have time. Okay, okay, Dave,
good luck because here we go. Question one two times
two is poor? Question two kavoodle pugs and boxes a
type of what animal?
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Three?
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Question three jade is a shade of which color?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Agreed?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Question four? Which biscuit company makes chicken crimpy shapes? Question five?
What is tattooed on Popeye's arm?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Spinach?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
He hate spinach, but it was an anchor tattooed on
his ear.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Of course, finish because it's Missminach.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Dave, thank him, Hey worry, Thank you, Dave.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Dave, saying pleasant about that.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Well, that's how it goes. We will play again tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
That's it Instagram and if you'd like to join us,
you can do it by going email wise Jonesy Andamanda
dot com dot au or calling us tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
On thirteen fifty five, twenty two on God jam Nation Gold,
it's Jonesy Demanda driving you home for a jam Nation
And now it's Monday? Is it too soon to go
down to the Jonesy Domana arms for the pub test?
Speaker 4 (44:20):
We can have a non alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Let's try that.
Speaker 5 (44:25):
The pub test.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Top test does not past the pub test, hub testum
tists up testub test doesn't pass, the slip test, stop it.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
It's not yourful banning phones and concerts? Does it pass
the pub test. Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden has said this.
Speaker 8 (44:40):
In so many ways, I wish the camera on those
things had never been invented. It's like some terrible disease. Basically,
you're surrendering your sensors completely to this little fascist in
your hand.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
That's not what I call it.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Well, how do you feel when you watch other people
film the concerts? Is it block your view?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah? I find I do it discreetly.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
There's a lot of times, like you know, I went
and saw Colchis or when they were doing their big
fifty tour and you know the bit on Saturday Night
this is Hadad, you know the song with Saturday Night
and there's a bit and you know Saturday Night and
I'm doing the whole thing there and I've your ad.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
If you don't like it, what do your means? Down there?
For twenty minutes and that that got a bit of
a laugh from the crowd. So you know, that was
a cool colaba. I find that.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
But you know, I look at Iron Maiden, they're coming
to town, and you want to be when you're rocking
out to the rhyme of the Ancient Mariner or perhaps
a number of.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
The Beest, you want to be like fully engrossed in
the show. So that's our pub test today. Bruce wants
a band. What do you think banning calls banning phones
rather at the concert? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 5 (45:51):
I don't think they should be banned at all. Because
I bought the particular phone I got so I could
actually film at concert, and I used to shoot it
off to the to the Jovi fan club worldwide for
where we used to go to shows together.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
You have to take bigtures. You've had to, even though
you can go into social media. I see what the
rest of the people have done. You still regret it
when you haven't taken the pictures, even moment you.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Had to take them.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yes, I definitely think we should be in the phone
I want to see because I don't want to see
people's phones in front of my face because they hold
it above their heads so they can see it. But
that's in my way.
Speaker 8 (46:25):
Then I think let everybody did their own thing, just
have a bit.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Of fun, you know, while people are just trying to
take a little bit of magic home with them when
they capture that little video and a might just stick
five minutes.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
I'm going to watch the whole concert.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Through the lens, but it's great to look back on
and going, my.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
God, listen to those vocals.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
I was there.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
What a magic moment.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
That's what people want to do.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Let them, Well, that's why I take my imax.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Canra have a whole you're saying you have ahole of splay.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
By the way, the Iron Maiden people have said us
a beautifully bound Iron maiden books for both of us,
and I've.
Speaker 4 (46:56):
Been beautifully bound for years.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
I was thinking, you know, maybe that's six months at yours.
Six months. You're that's well. We will be back again tomorrow.
I'm looking forward to catching up with jim Y.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Right, the golden hands will go into the golden gloves
and be rested.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
For the night.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
And Tin Hat Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Are you ready lost your voice?
Speaker 4 (47:17):
I've got a frog in my throat. Tin Hat Tuesday's
back conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Can we put the Jim Carey thing to bed?
Speaker 4 (47:24):
No, we will discuss all of that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Big fish to fry tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (47:29):
If you'd like to join us on our socials, Jonesy,
Demanda and Jonesydemanda dot com dot AU, Good day to.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
You, Well, thank god that's over.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
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