🍭 Grandpa Joe Was The REAL Villain

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I know that you can watch a film and you'll
remember all the details. I'm not like you. So I
recently saw something about Grandpa Joe from the very first
will tell me because I can barely remember. I know
he was bed ridden like all the grandparents. How do
they go to the toilet?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It was bedridden, but quite easily could sprout out of
bed on the whim of a golden ticket. So it
begs the question he was just a doll bludging, lazy
old coat.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, that's the thing I mean, is remind me of
the story. There's Charlie. He's in bed with all the
other grandparents, all of them together, with no toilet to
be seen. And the mom's the one that.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Does a bucket's doing all the work.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
And so how comes she didn't get to win one
the golden ticket?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, grandparents are lying in bed toe to toe. That
would have been touch other city in there. Yeah, and
then Charlie wins the golden ticket.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Why doesn't he give it to his mum? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Grandpa Jo springs into action.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Brocket happened about?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I haven't done this in twenty here.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
We know, get a job, mug slagger. Well, the reason
I brought him to our attention is I saw a photo,
a close up photo of him when he's on the
tour with the little Willy.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Charlie. Sorry, Charlie Wellie, Wellie Wonka owned the factory.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Charlie, Charlie was the kid Willie. Anyway, he's got his
hands on Charlie's shoulders. Yes, let me show you a
close up of his hands. He's one of those guys
who's got really long pinky fingernails. No, well, then whind
all of them like that, the long ones. Either he's
a drug addict or an old guitar player, or is

(01:51):
to creep choose your own, it's your own adventure. But
I know that a lot of people aren't happy with
the life start chosen by He is a blood job?
Is a blood job? Or is this woman likes to
put it ain't.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Your big funky crust in their bed, acting like it
was something wrong with you. You could have took your
funky to work and helped Charlie's mama, but you chose
to lay your funky crust and nasty toe at that beat.
You had all the energy to go to the mother
Chocolate factory with Charlie but you couldn't get a part
time job to help Miss Bucket out. You a whole
and you could have went and got some mother money.

(02:27):
Why is you making this little boy more responsible than
you get. Get up off your big funks and go
get some money. Oh way, who is the DoD dull?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You a Charlie?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's what I thought on my mama. If I was Charli,
I would have put your old funky so as soon
as I seen you had energy enough to walk through
the whole mother factory, would have had your something nere
working with them lumples like the peasant you are. But
y'all drop your thoughts down below and let me know
what you think about Grandpa Joe. He definitely got on
my mother's nerves.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Buy my So those are her thoughts, and there's a
lot of

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Next week we dissect Chitty Chitty Bang Bang