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January 21, 2026 3 mins

Jonesy's daughter is getting married and the quotes are... a lot?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Question, what
would you think wedding flowers for your daughter's wedding?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
What would you expect to pay?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I'm going to ask, firstly, jam I Raight, our studio
producer Ryan, three hundred dollars for the.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Whole wedding, not just the bride's bouquet, the whole wedding table.
It's tables.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Okay, look, Bryan, it's.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Stuff that might go at the end of the pews.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I'm on the lapel's room, best man, father, bride.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, so three hundred bucks that's probably a bit up.
I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Two.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, I would think thousand, two thousand dollars. No, I'm
thinking two thousand dollars as you, I would say, what
are you going to say?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, it's been long time since I was married. I
mean I am married now, A long times.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
What flowers did you have?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I had a big bouquet, beautiful bouquet. I have no
idea how much that cost? I will say, forty grand?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
What are you, Elton John? Forty grand?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
How much are they? How much have you been quoted?
Is that more than you've been quoted? I haven't been
to a wedding for a long times forty grand have
gone too high?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Incredibly?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Have I wrecked your whole thing because I've gone too high?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Every time you do this, you rule.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
How much have you been quoted?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Eight thousand bucks eight thousand? Well, in your world, that's reasonable,
that's like Ryan.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Eight thousand, eight thousand. I think that's very reasonable. It's flowers,
they die, Brendan. Let's just let's establish a few things here.
It's your daughter's wedding. You have one daughter, she's marrying
a guy you love very much. This is a very
very happy occasion. You are notoriously tight, and I'm sorry

(01:56):
you are you are? You are no no, no one?
You are you going through every single word to my
wedding item and saying that's too expect Just when.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
She when my wife was talking to my daughter and
they said eight thousand dollars and I said, right, what
are you? You know the afore mentioned what are you?
Sarah Ferguson slash Elton John Sarah Ferguson, Yeah, she spends
a fortune on flowers.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
She can't afford that. I'll tell you right now. So okay,
so you're thinking that's reasonable.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I think it's reasonable. But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I don't know. I'm a guy. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
But this is what you see.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You do care questioning princess.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
So why princess Princess? That's too expensive? Princess Prince?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
We worked with.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
We worked with a woman who we both think is brilliant.
We love her very much. Her mother was getting married
not long before this person was getting married, and her mother,
who has a substantial amount of money, went to the
church where she was going to get married. Remember this,
The night before the wedding cut flowers in the garden
to do her bridal bouquet and to put flowers on

(03:02):
the her own flowers. She had her own flowers from
the church where she was getting married.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
The next day she was she wasn't in the grave.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
She went in under darkness and cut the flowers herself
at the church.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, so I don't want anyone, I might just visa
the get some opinions on the somewhere somewhere between three
thousand and forty.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Thousand dollars, but not just that. The wedding game show
with Larry Enda.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Weddings are notoriously expensive. I had a friend who got
married number of years ago and she wanted to book
a car and they said yes, and then the certain price.
When they found out it was a wedding, they said,
oh no, it's going to be more than that on
this your Special day. And so that became the catch
cry for everything. On this your Special Day, we jack
it up.
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