🍺 PUB TEST: Do You Enjoy Pool Parties As An Adult?

Do adult pool parties pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gold.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hello, it's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation driving you home. Let's
get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms for
the pub test. The pub test top test does not
past the pup test Hub Test to test pup test test.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
The pup test doesn't pass the swift test and.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Stop it A man at a party on the weekend,
the big movers and shakers.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It was just me and my cozy and well the
day after there was if you wanted to a fabulous
catch up, recovery breakfast and a swim. Yep, I'm happy
to go to the beach.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I'm happy to be Gina, wear a cozy.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Ryan Hard, I'm happy to be in a cozy at
the beach, all those sorts of things. But with people
that I know.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
No, I've known you don't want that twenty six, twenty
seven years now.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I've never seen you in a cozy.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, it's it's just something. I don't feel comfortable in
a cozy around people that I know.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's harder for a woman than a man.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think. I think so. And I've got a friend
and we've both said we'd rather lose a finger than
go to a pool party.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And that's why we're talking in pub test wise, adult
pool parties do they pass?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
The pub test is, of course they pass, and maybe
need to get a flatteryal costume than make us feel
cufor war.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yet they cut.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'm a size twenty. I'll swim in anybody of water.
I just wouldn't walk.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Around in my cozy, but I'll swim in anybody of water.
Enjoy the water, enjoy the water. I'm about to go
for a swim now, I'm a those twenty who gures.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh, most certainly do. But the thing is you're gonna
wear a g string or.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You know, if you're going to make it an adult party,
you really make it an adult party. I'm with Amna.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I don't want someone else looking at me in my
swimming costume. I don't even get in my swimming costume
in my own fool. Why would I do.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
That in front of people that I don't necessarily know.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
No, interesting, isn't it? And it's not about going in
the water. I'm not a massive swimmer, but I'm happy
to go for a strip. But I'm not one of
those people has to be in the.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Water every day. Theme parks that's always.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
And you have to walk up ladders and people's faces
are in your.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Bum that's you know, because on one hand you've got
the ride, what you're looking forward to, but on the
other hand, you've got a long queue bomb in the face,
big disgrace

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Right you two, that's enough