🍺 PUB TEST: What's The BEST Biscuit?

Which biscuit passes the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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It's Jonesy Demander driving you home this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Perfect opportunity to go down to the Jersey Demand of
Arms for the pub test because there are a big
issues to discuss.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
The pub Test top Test does not past the pub Test.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Hub Test, pup tests, the pub Test subtest, the.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Pub Test doesn't pass the Smith Test. Stop it.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
It's not helpful.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We haven't been hit by pr marketing in any way.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Well.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
The Scotch Finger has been voted as Australia's favorite biscuit
of twenty twenty six according to who Well actually according
to Canstar, not according to Arne's to Canstar a survey
that it's survey two and a half thousand Australians to
survey sweet biscuits at the supermarkets in the last six months.
Scotch Finger has been a staple in Australian households for

(01:01):
over one hundred and twenty years. It's come out on top.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I know they're crunchy, golden good with a crunch that's
just made to share.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's not the ad is I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do you dunk them?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
No? No, because then you get the residue in your teeth.
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I like a mint slice. As I said earlier, I
don't like to be duped by biscuits and say they're chocolate.
They're just chocolate colored or chocolate flavored. Don't waste my time.
I want real chocolate.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Monty Carlo love it? Not the city. Well, I do
like Monty Carlo the city, But Monte.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Carlo the city have a soft, gooey center. Maybe it does.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I think there's parts if you might end up and
then you're in trouble with your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I like a Kingston.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I don't understand Kingston. What you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's caramel and chocolate and yeah, all right, well let's
see what you think. Which biscuit passes the pub test.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I mean it's flight of course with a dark chocolate,
you know, dome and the and the minkiness in the middle.
You can't go past left. I'd have to be the
Monte Carlo, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
The clanchy outside and then the good Dewey center maze
can't beat it.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's definitely the Kingston. The crumbs on the outside and
then the chocolate in the riddle I suppose always been
a favorite. Like the whole packet, there's a little from accident.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
The mince Lions passes the pub test. In my house,
when I was pregnant with my daughter, I could not
get enough of anything chock mint, so mince LiF's was
a way to go, and she now is absolutely obsessed
with anything chocol mint as well. To be honest, I
don't think any biscuit passes the pub test because I unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Am gluten free. So if I do want to indulge.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
In a biscuit, I would have to take out a
mortgage because they're so expensive.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well expensive to buy a gluten free biscuit.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It sucks to be intolerant, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Brendan. I think it's a message for our times.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Thank you for all your calls.