🍺 PUB TEST: Would You Travel To The US To See The World Cup?

Does travelling to the US to see the FIFA World Cup pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gold.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hello there, it's Jonesy Demander driving you home Thursday. No
better time than to get on down to the Jonesy
Demander Arms for the pub test. The pub test top
test does past the pup test Hub Test to Test
test sub test.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
The pup test doesn't pass the sniff test. Stop it.
It's not I like soccer. I like the round ball game.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I watched Ted Lasso and I really enjoyed it, and
then I liked it so much I won't watch the
game of soccer and tell you And I went, oh,
it's not as dramatic as.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What you're saying. Is not as quick and the whole game,
and there can be almost half a gold that has.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Got sexy Rebecca in it.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Well before single ball has even been kicked. At the
fifth of World Cup in the States, there's already controversy.
A respected young referee was detained and deported to Somalia.
Canada said bring him here, we will love him. National
squads are having their ticket allocatements allotments revoked. It seems
if you're dark skinned sometimes you're finding your tickets mean nothing.

(00:56):
Players as well as punters are being turned back, are
being strip searched, it's the tickets are incredibly expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
New Mexico will put up a big wall of defense.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Well let's see what you think. Would you go to
the World Cup in the US? Visiting this World Cup
at the US right now? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Ask for the pub test, and may I've been in
the States several times. Any opportunity, I've got to go
the States.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I'd love it for any reason.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
So American people are lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I think the ones we get in Australia thatt, but
the ones over there are good.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So yeah, give me the States anytime.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
No, it does not. The teams and the players and
even the referees on an even playing field to start with,
automatically becomes an unfair competition. You know, a true football
fan would worry.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
What a fair competition?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I think, no, not to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
It's supposed to be the Moco his goopers would be
able to say whatever you want. I've been to the
first two NRAL openers in Vegas. Did not go this year.
Friends in the States that wanted to go to World Cup,
song the Games this year, and we decided on the
whole it wasn't was it?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Well, there you go?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Interesting? I bet there'll be a lot of bleary eyed
people Australia play for the first time Sunday afternoon against.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
And what about your new boyfriends from Norway Woll with
their Norway chant.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Vikings.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
They do rowing and drinking out of Horn's pillagellage. But
there's America like it's no.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
O Mickey, Mickey, Yosef and Yoselvann. You blow my money
and Meg.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Right at you two.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's enough.